Aug 27 2007DMX is a terrible dog owner

A raid on DMX’s house in Arizona found three dog corpses and several unattended pitbulls outside. A search of the property yielded three canine corpses, one of which “seemed to be burned.” Police also found “a large number of weapons, some drug paraphernalia, and a lot of cars that don't match the license plates.” DMX's lawyer claims the rapper hasn't been to his Arizona home for several months and said in a statement:
“Earl (DMX's real name) had a caretaker, who obviously wasn't taking care. Earl loves those dogs.”
No arrests have been made yet, but what the hell is this? Is DMX taking dog care tips from Michael Vick? What was this caretaker doing that he didn’t notice a dog being cremated? By the sun! I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but Britney Spears takes better care of her own children than this. Slightly. Maybe not. But at least none of her kids have been discovered dead and burned on the lawn yet. Yet.
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Reader Comments
1. wedgeone - August 27, 2007 1:40 PM
FRIST!
2. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:40 PM
chubby ass crack head
FIRST!
3. youralldouches - August 27, 2007 1:40 PM
first you douche bags
4. wedgeone - August 27, 2007 1:41 PM
Two commonalities: cruelty to dogs, by _____ guys. Surprise, surprise.
5. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:42 PM
all you men that been to jail before, suck my dick!
6. jrzmommy - August 27, 2007 1:42 PM
Before we start with all the Sharpton-KKK arguing, remember this: chimps are naturally aggressive toward dogs. When it's in the genes, you really can't point fingers.
7. lambman - August 27, 2007 1:43 PM
sad, what a looser
8. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:43 PM
ya'll niggas remind me of a dog club, cause everytime i come around it's like what i just gotta get my dick sucked.
9. bonzo420 - August 27, 2007 1:43 PM
cant my dick say anything without your vagina turning it into me fucking you a lot!!
420!
HOLLA!
10. FRIST!!! - August 27, 2007 1:45 PM
They have rappers in Arizona?
11. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:47 PM
AY YO!
AY YO!
AY YO!
STOP! HARMING! DOGS!
you gonna think it's a joke til they no longer remember your name
D's NOT A! NICE! PERSON!
MAKE COWARDS DISAPPEAR UP IN THIN AIR, BY CREMATIN THEM!
STOP! DROP OPEN UP SHOP (WHAT) FAKE ASS DMX SCREAMIN FOR ME TO TAKE THE TORCH OFF HIS COCK.
12. joel - August 27, 2007 1:51 PM
#11!! woo hooo. -_-
stop the freaking animal abuse! this is insane and uncalled for. retards. they should all be hanged. by their dicks just as well.
13. Mike - August 27, 2007 1:51 PM
#10 Frist. How is it going? Have talked to you or Jimbo in a while. Haven't gotten any e-mails in a while from you guys.
14. RACE CARD CHIP ON SHOULDER SURPRISE - August 27, 2007 1:52 PM
Can't wait for the mini Farakhans to arrive to start spouting their he's being picked on because he's black crap. Cruelty is not acceptable and illegal regardless of the ethnicity of the perp.
15. Lil Princess - August 27, 2007 1:54 PM
i say we drown and hang mike vick and then burn dmx.....
16. my comment - August 27, 2007 1:57 PM
Another scumbag for the wood chipper.
17. jrzmommy - August 27, 2007 2:06 PM
#6 = Jrztroll
But since we're on the subject.......what is it with.........nevemind.......
18. Ooba Gooba - August 27, 2007 2:06 PM
He's a celebrity. Just sweep it under the rug.
19. Texas Tranny - August 27, 2007 2:24 PM
@ 5
Faggot, I've been to jail :-)
20. Infonistacrat! - August 27, 2007 2:25 PM
I got an idea....let put Micheal Vick and DMX in a ring, make em fight, and the loser gets doused in gas and lit on fire! Yes!!!! With the pay per view, we would ALL clean up!
21. Shallow Val - August 27, 2007 2:34 PM
Up in heah, up in heah
Well, enuf of that, evidence + dog corpses BETTER EQUAL jail, mother father, son of a beach towel....
22. Danklin24 - August 27, 2007 2:36 PM
Ok, the only time police check out the cars and if the tags are legit when they're really there for a report of dog fighting going on is when they're checking out a black person's place. Why is that?
23. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - August 27, 2007 2:42 PM
EARL, that's fucking classic. In retrospect I guess DMX does sound a little harder than Gansta Earl.
24. bob - August 27, 2007 2:50 PM
if Earl loved those dogs so much he wouldn't have them in the first place. To care so much to just hire someone to take care of them because you're not home for months doesn't make sense.
so he's got weapons, stolen cars (i assume) and drug paraphernalia & we're suppose to believe that he's not fighting those dogs?
25. Guru Millionaire - August 27, 2007 3:16 PM
Maybe he should hang out with Mike Vick.
26. BunnyButt - August 27, 2007 3:25 PM
"Earl loves those dogs.” Especially with barbeque sauce.
27. FRIST!!! - August 27, 2007 3:29 PM
Actually, this is the second time (that I've heard of, there may be more) that he has been busted for animal cruelty.
So as much as I love the raps of DMX..............I'm gonna have to agree with the majority of the folks who think perhaps he shouldn't be allowed to have any dogs.
Oh, hey, I just realized I burned my mouth by the pizza I had for lunch! Ow!
28. ubee0173 - August 27, 2007 3:44 PM
wow. how dissapointing. and im sure we all assumed that he was a real classy guy. a literary genius who sat around with his dogs (that he loooved) drinking brandy with them in his totally legal cars while admiring the artistic beauty of fine glass craftsmanship, and those peices were CERTAINLY not drug paraphenalia, because dmx says no to drugs. and ho's. and shooting people in the face.
29. Kat - August 27, 2007 4:05 PM
AGAIN. He's been busted with neglected/abused Pit Bulls AGAIN. I don't know why he was allowed to have pets after the FIRST time he was charged with animal cruelty. This asshole shouldn't be allowed to care for a houseplant, let alone something with a pulse. If anybody buys that excuse knowing he left dogs to starve in the woods a few years ago, they should be sterilized. Or punched in the face.
30. RichPort - August 27, 2007 4:23 PM
Oh, but when his team of scientists finally perfect that flame retardant dog coat and your ass is about to burn to death in a fiery blaze only to be saved by a heroic fireproof pitbull, then he'll be a fucking genius, right? I mean, we lost a few fucking hamsters before we realized they weren't good in microwaves.... geeez people lighten up. There are casualities in scientific research. And yes the government is covering up how many hapless geeks were killed to perfect Windows...
HA! I said "perfect" Windows... I kill me (jn a fiery blaze, in AZ...)
31. bob2 - August 27, 2007 4:25 PM
This guy is the epitome of the term "waste of space. "
How many times has he been arrested?? 787293847? Does the 3rd strike rule not apply to this motherfucker?
32. kim - August 27, 2007 4:33 PM
what is wrong with people these days? this is the SECOND time dmx has been caught doing this. i hope the authorities go after him this time.
33. Alison - August 27, 2007 4:41 PM
. . . not surprising.
34. Danklin24 - August 27, 2007 4:52 PM
#8 what in the blue fuck are you talking about. you sound like youre on crack.
35. ssdd - August 27, 2007 5:37 PM
Nothing but Common... nothing but Common.
36. Eagle Chick - August 27, 2007 5:55 PM
You mean burnt dogs n' kids aren't lawn ornaments!? I'm sueing Walmart!
37. Ally - August 27, 2007 6:11 PM
DMX is a piece of shit. I've known this for years. This is not the first time he's gotten in trouble for cruelty to dogs and dog fighting. Someone needs to release a rabid pitt bull on his balls and see how he likes it, heartless sick evil fuck. Oh, and his music SUCKS too.
38. doggiestyle - August 27, 2007 6:13 PM
What is with black people and dogs? They are either scared of them or they neglect them. Assholes.
39. STeve - August 27, 2007 6:18 PM
Just waiting for Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to join DMX's camp and spout the racial angle....all 3 are assh*les and publicity whores, especially Jackson and Sharpton, who no one takes seriously anymore.
40. nagger please - August 27, 2007 7:07 PM
I've always wondered why my dog hates negroes... I just thought he wanted to be like everyone else..
41. whatever - August 27, 2007 7:44 PM
If this keeps up, my dog is going to join the KKK.
Canine power!!!
42. whatever - August 27, 2007 8:41 PM
@ 14:
Yeah, and what do you have to say about #6 jrzmommy's comments?
LOL. You boring pale-faced crackers are ridiculously predictable
43. T - August 27, 2007 8:41 PM
He's such a piece of shit.
44. woodhorse - August 27, 2007 9:24 PM
I say give his dogs to K-Fed and make him pay hefty support payments weekly, monthly, and yearly.
45. ZUG - August 27, 2007 10:30 PM
Wow, big suprise here.
46. ZUG - August 27, 2007 10:31 PM
So, how long will it take for Douch-MX to find Jesus?
47. sandra - August 27, 2007 11:40 PM
THIS KIND OF HUMAN(???) CANNOT SURPRISE ME ANYMORE!!!
DMF IS A LOSER!!!
48. sandra - August 27, 2007 11:52 PM
SORRY...THE CORRECT NAME OF THIS COCK SUCKER IS DMX, AND NOT DMF LIKE I WROTE IN THE LAST COMMENTARY...WHATEVER HIS NAME , WHATEVER HIS COLOUR .......DMX SUCKS!!!!!!!
49. day old donut - August 28, 2007 12:59 AM
DMX is another piece of shit like Vick. Both sociopathic barbarians.. Why have any animals if you are not around to love and care for them? I hope the guns are illegal and he's got dope and Jesus behind the couch and that he just goes down for this shit. Worthless, overpaid, no talent loser. Earl and Mike are two useless cockroaches.
50. jugzor - August 28, 2007 1:26 AM
nigga please? Is it a black thing?
51. Desiree - August 28, 2007 1:45 AM
This is just ridiculous!!! Burn this muther fucker...... ! Pittbulls are given such a bad name coz of cockheads like DMX & Vick! I hope these bastards burn in hell for this.I want to see DMX pay for this. Why are some people so bad to animals? You must be some sicko to want to inflict pain on a poor defenceless animal.Yet when an animal attacks a human ,all hell breaks loose because the animal doesnt have a fast talking lawyer to get them out of it.Fuck you DMX, you are a disgrace to society.
52. celebrity.web.net - August 28, 2007 2:55 AM
congrats grand champ
53. Frick! - August 28, 2007 10:06 AM
I'm so glad they're coming down on all these bastard animal abusers. Finally the schiznit is hitting the fan! Keep it comin'!!!
54. Mark - August 28, 2007 10:40 AM
where my dawgs at... arf arf
55. Pete - August 29, 2007 7:41 PM
This kind of cruelty makes me sick. Given that this is not the first time DMX has been found to have commited animal cruelty, I hope he receives a custodial sentence ...
However what is with all the racists comments on this site. Every time any story is about a black person, people use it as an excuse to spout their disgusting, white supremacist rhetoric. Because two famous black guys were cruel to dogs, suddenly all black people are animal abusers?! Tell me this, if there had been two stories this week about two white guys who had been cruel to animals; would the comments be suggesting that this was some sort of ingrained creulty in all white people. You guys make me sick. I wish the internet neo-nazi element, who are probably to cowardly to air these views in the real world would fuck right off.
56. Prettylilpitbull - August 30, 2007 12:22 AM
The only good thing I could see coming out of all of this is people might start to understand that there is no bad breed there is only stupid owners. To hurt a innocent animal is just sick. I am a proud owner of 2 adopted pitbulls and if they were my dogs these cocksmokers wouldnt get the chance to see the inside of the courtroom. FUCK THE DEED NOT THE BREED!
57. AD - August 30, 2007 12:42 AM
All I've gotta say is:
DMX - Neglect/allowing dogs to die by not taking care of them
Vick: KILLED THEM.
I dunno guys, I don't think they're exactly t he same. DMX just sounds like an idiot, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have it in him to murder the dogs intentionally.
58. CuJ - August 30, 2007 2:44 PM
I cant see DMX actually doing this, ive read a few biographies on him and he loves his dogs with a passion, why do you think he has a tattoo of his one dog Boomer on his back? I cant see X neglecting those dogs, someone just didnt care for them in that household
59. Lilie - September 2, 2007 11:28 AM
i never liked DMX for some reason ive always felt he's gay...
he's just another black dude who tries to be soooo thug and soooo bad.. fuckin losers
60. Ivana - September 16, 2007 7:45 PM
Earl?
BWA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
61. ry-guy - August 16, 2008 11:15 PM
@ #55 Pete
well pete, if you really knew a shit-ton of black people, especially in an area where the 'thug' lifestyle is prevalent, then you would know that stereotypes like this don't come out of the blue, or from 'just a couple of cases/stories about blacks abusing dogs', they come from experience. tough looking dogs like boxers, pitbulls, rottweilers, etc. are a status symbol to these fools. they're nothing more than an accessory in most cases, and the more scarred-up and 'experienced' a dog looks, the better as far as they're concerned. i live in memphis and it's all over the fucking place. and i guarantee you, it's NEVER white people doing it unless it's a white guy co-opting black culture, i.e. a 'wigger'. it's a fact. i also grew up in new mexico where the cholo assholes do the same thing. these dumb-shit gangsta dickfaces think it makes them look tough to have a badass dog.