Aug 2 2007Dina Lohan gets sued

What a waste.

if you have ever typed FIRST on a post I would have to assume that you are a loser

And just think, isn't E considering investing in Dina Lohan now for some kind of reality TV show?

This world makes me want to shoot myself.

Isn't Tony Almeida a character on 24? Did he get fired for letting too many moles infiltrate CTU and plan attacks on Los Angeles?

What's really sad is that for as much of a skanky washed up ho LiLo is, her mother is even worse. Sucking off her daughter's teat pretending to be her "manager" is pathetic.

Anybody care here? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

It's the Lohan's, for chrissake! They all need to curl up and die.....

#4 - I know I wouldn't borrow money from Tony Almeida I couldn't pay back. He's friends with Jack Bauer. The last thing I'd wanna do is piss him off.

You Dina Lohan is a WORSE mother than Britney Spears??? Go figure.

I agree with ya fish.......anyone who thinks investing in Lindsey's music career is a good idea DESERVES to lose their $$.

Dina is like President Bush....takes money from people and spends it on something useless to try and benefit themselves

But this investment was 4 years ago wasn't it? The girl had just turned 17 and showed good potential - might have looked liked a good deal then. Who knew she would turn into a crackhead twatflashing alky skank in such a short time.

When I see them together, I see two co-conspirators where one is conniving and the other is in a drunken stupor. Now who's who....hmmmm

who would give money to any of the lohan family? i mean seriously, is there a bigger waste on the planet? they probably didnt even spend it on record deals. thats when lindsay's coke addiction got started...

[ ..... LOOK ..... ]

... the HoHag & her ManaWhore.

these two are pathetic. and any mother that enables her daughter the Dino has, deserves to be poked with a Heroine needle and have her skank ass thrown on Skid Row.

If you'ver ever typed, "if you have ever typed FIRST on a post I would have to assume that you are a loser", then you are also a loser.
Loser.

FIRST!

Lindsay's movie came out on July 27th and it seems even the studio would rather you not notice. Over at rottentomatoes.com it has racked up a whopping 6% of positive reviews. That means it is in the running for the worst movie of the year!!! Yay Lindsay!!

From one of the reviews:
“…After a 20 minute delay in starting the movie, I had to assume the projector was taking an ethical stand and refusing to be party to the heinous act of showing this movie.”

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_know_who_killed_me/

I just tried to play the trailer and my computer locked up midawy through it. My computer is trying to save me from this crap!!

Could Dina Lohan be more of a hag? She must hang out with New York's mother, Brooke Shield's mother, Whitney's mother, and all those other money-grubbing mother (fuckers).

Boy, isn't she ugly with that huge overbite and fake teeth. When pretty Lindsay was born, she must have gone "HOLY SHIIIIT, my second chance has arrived. Michael, hunny, get the caaaaamera!"

#10 Yo Yo LuLu-
Oil to Bush = war =money
Lindsey to Dina= whore=money

Yeah....no ROI here.

LMAO.....

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FIRST FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

OH yeah.... *air hump from left to right*

maybe Antonio would settle for a mother-daughter thing with Dina & Lindsay.

Oh - sorry. Made myself puke

THAT PHOTO ABOVE IS SERIOUSLY SCAREY!!!

@23 I've seen some bad enough shit here but that's just . . . . sickening!

Which one of these nasty bitch's is Lindsey? They both look like the same skank!!!!

Maybe he'll make LiLo & Dina do anal in a gang bang flick. That's the only way he'll ever get a dime of that money back.

In even better news:
http://www.the-movie-times.com/thrsdir/TopTen.mv

Her new movie "I Know Who Killed Me", grossed $3,506,291 on its opening week. Being that it played in 1320 theaters at an average price of $7.50, that means that each theater pulled about 354 people to her movie. Divide that by 4 showings per day, & that's about 89 people per show.

In contrast, The Simpsons Movie pulled in $74,036,787 on it's opening weekend.

How does it feel to get blown away by A CARTOON, LINDS?!? Certainly not an Oscar winning performance, eh LiLo! That's two consecutive box office busts, hun.

ROTMFFLMMFAO!! }^D

Sorry ... bad math in my calculation.
4 showings per day * 3 = 12 showings.
354 \ 12 = 29.5
A mostly empty theater, in other words.

That's even funnier!!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!

I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe.
*^}

whore number one and her lil whore daughter. how cute!!

blah blah blah blah blah.....Dina Lohan eats youngest child....blah blah blah blah....Dina Lohan shoots laser beams out of breasts....blah blah blah blah....lindsay lohan cultured in petri dish not womb...blah blah blah blah

why exactly did she need money..? She had done how many movies since then? Parent trap, life size, etc etc. They should have laughed and slammed the door shut in her face, and im not referring to the mess shes made of her life since then..

Her mom looks like she was smacked in the face with a shovel.

Mummy walks on solarium often.

www.uncovera.com

Dina ... what a gutter slut you are ...riding on the shirttales of your daughter... as if that's hardly going to be possible for very much longer... Your whore daughters "career" is over .. no one is going to work with her...she's too high of an insurance risk --among other things................... Soo .. blow blow blow now while you can... because when you and that piece of shit daughter of yours have to start working in a DryCleaners.. ..well, ... it doesn't pay that well..

Anywho ... call up Dana Platos' people and ask them what cleaners she was working at before she began her dirt nap.

Anybody care to volunteer LINKS to -free- downloads of Lohan's tunes?

Any streaming? I am so genuinely curious it hurts. so. bad.

Mash up artists?

I'm on my way out to go to the supermarket, and Dina's dress made me think of "Hostess Snowballs". You know, the chocolate treat with the vanilla creamy center, with white frosting on top that has been sprinkled with coconut, and the whole thing tastes like plastic. Wow, this even sounds like her.

Dina Lohan? Court case? I hope she can adjust to the shock of appearing in court. It's a very new experience for her.

/sarcasm

i think it's cool that someone can get a sex change like that. i wonder what her name was before she became a woman.

he should have gotten an i o u.

on your knees bitch, lick my toilet clean

@wedgeone - wow, this little girl's failure really means a lot to you, doesn't it? That's kinda...sad.

p.s. Bummer about making a grade-school arithmetic error while slamming somebody (please don't call it "math" - that's like Britney trying to discuss "cuisine").

...she's a terrific moral compass

"The world's biggest joke of a mother, Dina Lohan"

Be careful here, or you're the one who's gonna end up sued... or worse. That title rightfully belongs to Britney Spears, don't try to get it away from her or she'll get mad, and maybe try to eat you.

Is it just me or do these two ladies look burned? Look at mama lohan's shoulder, its the same color as a babyback rib that people get at steakhouse.

Now we know why LiLo is such a mess. Between parents like hers and early fame, she didn't stand a chance.

Holy shit, she's got manface. What a tranny.

I hope he got some cougar action for all that bread.

But Dina doesn't have any money of her own. She's Lilo's "manager."

Dina=Crypt Keeper

Dina has got to be a liberal. instead of being a Mother to Lindsay she treats her like she's her favorite coke friend. They call it being progressive..

..........they said brook shields mom was bad

remember her?

@27

Yeah but lots of brainless fucking sheep like the Simpsons and have all rushed out to see said cartoon.

I am confused though. I could have sworn I read this earlier but it was HER FATHER that was suing. I am actually positive I read that. Someone must have posted it and got the name wrong. Was it you Fish? Was it you who misled me?

FRECKLED FREAKS!

Nothing wrong writh freckles, but the Lohan's are freaks for sure.

..............................AND INDEED, JUSTICE FOR ALL!!

p0nk or whatever your name was-- her failure means a lot to *me* as a symbol. It give me hope for humanity and for our culture. Celebrities are, on average, very dumb people-- someone like lilo is resting comfortably in the left tail of that already sad curve. It's ridiculous enough that I know her name, but even worse that she still gets to star in movies and get paid millions of dollars. It's nice to know that people won't just fall in line to see one of her movies because she's "famous" or whatever other reason people pay out their nose to she shitty actors in shitty movies.

It's about teh hopes.

♣♣Poor Linzay...already ugly zhit...wait till zhe turnz into the old♣♣

bitchy mother of herz..her momz teeth R deformed

like her fucking ugly face

@56 - Americans re-elect a president who caused the destruction of another country, and the deaths of tens of thousands of civilians, and you look at attendance stats for a Lindsay Lohan movie for signs of hope. I look at you and see the problem, not the hope.

Glad to see I started a meaningful discussion.

My point was that LiLo is an utter failure, and she needs to go away, but she just hasn't realized it yet. Meantime, she chases cars down the street in a vehicle that doesn't belong to her, all the while saying "They won't do anything to me; I'm a celebrity."

The irony is wonderful.

The decrepit booze hag DINAWHORE is not a mother she's a MADAME, she lost the “mother” title the day she started whoring out her little Linlin in order to live vicariously through her.

I HATE PARENTS LIKE THIS. Just like all those fucking freak show pageant Mom's and psychotic football Daddies. This woman should have her kids taken away.

I have no pity for Lindsay though. Some of the greatest people I know had total assholes for parents and they turned out great... the exact opposite of their crazy folks.

Bitch has no excuse.

DINAWHORE: An ancient, half dead, white trash, nouveau rich, hermaphrodite of the reptilian species that lives off the sweat and tears of children and a diet of drugs, cigs and alcohol.

The DINAWHORE can be found lurking in the Hills of Beverly leaching off her brainless, drunken, young, skankchild prostitute daughter and running a talent-LESS sweatshop that employs her wannabe celebretard children.

Oh and here's the best part. On IMDb (yes Dina is actually on IMDb sad but true) it list Dinawhore's nickname as;

THE WHITE OPRAH

Celebs often have their publicist write their info on IMDb so there is no doubt she had that written. What a discusting EGOTISTICAL whore and who classifies people like that? "oh I'm the white version of her" Who says that? A close minded bitch-whore thats who.

I'm no Oprah fan but what the fuck has Dina done for anyone besides herself? Where is her fucking school for girls in AFRICA?
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.

Check it out

Here's the link for DINAWHORE'S IMDb page.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1628504/

"I' will only say this: Linsday Lohan, shes you, God bless you, and yes, Linsday Lohan say it VT sattlite and let her know, "I' need as much as "I' need you as we view each other and yes her, bodie was say march up a tme and smill at me and yes she is youas well, Linsday Lohan dont hut your self you are very delicous, yes Linsday Lohan put it in A, small match box

"I' will only say this: Linsday Lohan, shes you, God bless you, and yes, Linsday Lohan say it VT sattlite and let her know, "I' need as much as "I' need you as we view each other and yes her, bodie was say march up a tme and smill at me and yes she is youas well, Linsday Lohan dont hut your self you are very delicous, yes Linsday Lohan put it in A, small match box

I can't wait till Lindsey becomes old news & can't get away with her crap anymore. I'm imagening her banging on windows of a fancy restaurant wearing a trash bag & yelling: " Don't you know who I am?!?!??! "

Hmm, Lindsay looks pretty good here.

Is the bodyguard and the person suing Dinawhore the same person?