Aug 29 2007Criss Angel will date anything
Criss Angel says he doesn’t use magic to land dates with the likes of Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. He claims to just live his life and is not a serial dater. Criss elaborated to People Magazine about his recent publicized encounter with Britney Spears:
“She had contacted me regarding some live performances. I've designed and created many effects for even Steve Wynn's hotel and Le Reve show. And that's what I do. So they brought me on to discuss the possibility of working on some stuff with her.” He adds, “And, being that I'm insanely busy, the only time that I had was in the evening. And she was busy doing stuff, so we met in the evening.” He also says the two of them were anything but alone together. “What you failed to see is, when we meet, there's a lot of other people around a bunch of the time,” he says.
Criss does this one really awesome trick whenever he’s out on a date. It’s absolutely amazing. What he does is this: He takes a girl out for drinks at some fancy club. They start a conversation then, all of sudden, she wakes up in a hotel room – and Criss Angel is having sex with her! WOW! How does he do that? He truly is the Mindfreak.
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Reader Comments
1. JoBOO - August 29, 2007 4:43 PM
FIRST!!!!
2. Jimbo - August 29, 2007 4:45 PM
Fuck another Britney post? And this is old shit!!!
3. Texas Tranny - August 29, 2007 4:46 PM
Well said Jimbo
4. free sample - August 29, 2007 4:46 PM
Even Crispin Glover looks like he has a shot now.
5. Jimbo - August 29, 2007 4:46 PM
How are you doing TT?
6. JoBOO - August 29, 2007 4:46 PM
This guy looks like a freaking corpse.
7. adeliza - August 29, 2007 4:50 PM
Bullshit!!
He went out with her and is just fucking embarassed that he got caught getting ready to fuck that DAK ham ass.
8. they are nasty creeps - August 29, 2007 4:51 PM
Wikipedia should add this picture for several definitions...nasty, disgusting, slut etc. The USA version of Winehouse-whateverthehellhisnameis
NEXT....
9. CArrie - August 29, 2007 4:53 PM
Um, wtf has happened to the superficial?? This happened ages ago
10. cowgirl fashionably late - August 29, 2007 4:53 PM
I'm actually with you JIMBO, brunette Britney hair is soooo yesterday. The new thing is platinum extensions and ho boots.
11. Jimbo - August 29, 2007 5:01 PM
@10 Cowgurl, that is hot here in So Cal. Just go up to Hollywood Blvd and you will see lots of women dressed like that. If you are nice to them they will go home with you just like Britney
12. sadly - August 29, 2007 5:03 PM
Putze
13. alf oldland - August 29, 2007 5:03 PM
i say again now, back to long island with this, lowliest of scum!
i loathe Spears. i really do, but, dare i say it? she's dating down with this meat-bag.
14. Morning Wood - August 29, 2007 5:03 PM
Fish may as well shut it down, re-posts, old news and using the same worn out pics over and over.
I guess the have their ad machine where they want it so now they will just sit back and pitch a little bullshit out to keep them happy.
Fish = Thumb in the butt
15. Cowgurl from the Westside - August 29, 2007 5:04 PM
I got lost once in the LA area and ended up at Hollywood. I almost became a cliche---suburban white girl ends up waiting tables and dancing on tables trying to make a living as a starlit in Hollywood. It wasn't pretty, it was damn near frightening!
16. CHARITY - August 29, 2007 5:04 PM
How can you hate on who he dates..He would not date anything..He didn't date you hating bitches! Britney, is coming back assholes! Jsut watch!
KISS HER ASS!
Get off of K-FRAUD'S piece!
17. CHARITY - August 29, 2007 5:04 PM
JUST
18. A Businessman - August 29, 2007 5:05 PM
Yes, it's just a business relationship. And, like all business relationships, they hold hands. I know that I always hold hands with the people I'm meeting with. Sometimes we lie in the grass and see if we can find animal-shapes in the clouds, too....
19. Cosmo cowgirl - August 29, 2007 5:08 PM
18--I think I've been to your meetings, where they "work on stuff together"?
20. Jimbo - August 29, 2007 5:12 PM
@15 I am sure that a tuff girl from Montana could have handled herself in the mean streets of Hollywood. I don't really see you getting taken advantage of.
21. Texas Tranny - August 29, 2007 5:12 PM
Jimbo,
I tried of all this shit, same old shit. Haven't had any jacking material on this for a while.
22. Charity Eats Toe Jam - August 29, 2007 5:13 PM
I like boogers and bananas too...
23. FRIST!!! - August 29, 2007 5:22 PM
There is a new post about blohan in case you all are bored here
24. Jimbo - August 29, 2007 5:25 PM
@21 hahahhahaaha... sucks. want to meet up sometime?
25. Rough Rider from the mean streets of Butte - August 29, 2007 5:26 PM
True dat Jimbo, true dat. I would have 'em hog tied with my lariot in 6 seconds (or whatever).
26. CHARITY - August 29, 2007 5:26 PM
@22
bite me!
27. Annie Rexia - August 29, 2007 5:34 PM
Charity? You, my girl/guy, are a dumb bitch. Shit. I'm suprised his dick hasn't fallen off with all the pus dripping pussy sores it's been a'pokin' y'all.
28. ssdd - August 29, 2007 5:35 PM
Its time for him to shorten things up a bit and just drop the *mind* part of the name.
29. CHARITY - August 29, 2007 5:38 PM
I guess that you would know what that looks like! Infected piece of shit!
STOP!!!!!!!!!! Your spreading viruses!
30. Riotboy - August 29, 2007 5:54 PM
What a TOOL.
31. Cypress - August 29, 2007 6:03 PM
I bet he is scared straight on restrictions and requirements of what he will NOT do now.
32. NoAngel - August 29, 2007 6:16 PM
They look like a happy couple to me (not...)
@29 Charity, it is you're spreading viruses. Looks like you're not smarter than a fifth grader.
33. steffy - August 29, 2007 7:07 PM
awwwwwwwwwww they look so happy im happy fa her
34. evilance - August 29, 2007 10:46 PM
I'd have thought the news here was that he is with a girl (well, Brit-nay) He seems a wee bit to 'theatrical' to me...just thinking...
35. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 29, 2007 10:50 PM
Charity....oops I mean Britney play nice!
36. piglet - August 29, 2007 11:19 PM
i do not like mr. angel.
37. NoAngel - August 30, 2007 2:40 AM
@39 -- It's NoAngel, bitch, and if you don't like me then I'm only doing what I want to do ...
38. Nick - August 30, 2007 10:33 AM
Hey, I've seen this guy's new show on VH-1 where he takes these nerds and teaches them how to date. It's pretty entertaining.
39. Joe Millionaire - August 30, 2007 10:38 AM
From his new book "Date your way to Fame" by Criss Angel
http://testosterone-zone.com
40. MrSemprini - August 30, 2007 11:11 AM
Its a magic trick! Gotta be a magic trick. With real magic. And swords and dragons and
Gotta go, Moms calling...
41. lambman - August 30, 2007 11:52 AM
gross, what happened to society's standards that these two get to be celebrities?
42. llllllllll - August 30, 2007 1:01 PM
OMG this fuckers nose has enough mass to feed a whole canabalistic community!
HOLY FUCK! Abracadabra your nose to look normal you fuck tard
43. llllllllll - August 30, 2007 1:03 PM
He looks like Lurch ...you raaaaaaang?
44. wastedOne - August 30, 2007 2:35 PM
Resurrecting her dead career will be his best feat ever! But of course there will be smoke and mirrors and lip-synching and stripping and you'll think your at the strip club.
45. ubee0173 - August 30, 2007 5:53 PM
were you all aware that chris angel gets his magic from unicorn horns that he keeps in his pocket? he got them in the 6th dimension, where bruce lee trains them. duh...
46. Icky Poo - August 31, 2007 12:51 AM
He needs rhinoplasty. Stat.
47. carly - September 2, 2007 3:05 AM
hehe, he has a butt chin :P
48. pissed_off - September 4, 2007 10:37 PM
I personally don't think Criss would lower himself that low, and that Hollywood should just go blow themself, and leave Criss the fuck alone!!!!!
49. Belgica Boy - September 5, 2007 7:47 PM
You don't need some brain to date these girls, a big yoyo will do it !
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51. Selecia - October 10, 2007 3:12 PM
That is some anirexic actor
52. Yvis - October 11, 2007 4:47 PM
Criss is a well educated man who has high goals and dreams....He wil not abuse of anybody or anything...He makes High expectations of himself and I doubt that He'd Go that low.......I wouldnt however have trouble elieving that he was trying to cheer her up..... He's not a horrible person......Hes actually quite amazing....And I mean it........
53. iceman08 - August 22, 2008 10:15 AM
i think criss angel's gay
54. ICEMAN08 - August 22, 2008 10:18 AM
he's a FUCKING ASSSSSSSSS!
55. WW3FIZZAN - August 22, 2008 10:23 AM
i think yvis shows a very good point,but that was a year ago now he's in the middle of my scale and if he keeps dating creeps like that i wont like him.