Aug 7 2007Charlize Theron Belize bikini pictures

first fuckas!

first?

First

If a pasty dough boy like that guy can land Charlize, then it is scertain that I will soon be in the arms of my beloved Jessica Biel. I'm on my way my love!

Eh. She's alright.

Picture 12-
Today's post are brought to you by the number 1.

"Fuck you for taking a picture of my backne!"

She is swimming you idiot........makeup comes off in water. Men don't have a clue!!!!!!!!!!!

first not to say first?

i'd still hit it.

By the way you first 3 posters are fucking pathetic wastes of flesh and space. Bo die. Now. Thanks.

I like her, she's great, but she's thin for a reason. She has a weird body, but she's got an ass (thank Goodness). Bodies like that should never, ever gain weight.

That's one sexy African!

I think that's a cute bikini.

I see seaworld finally got around to teaching shamu how to flip the bird.

Wow, there's something here for everybody! She's not looking too...uh...glamorous; he looks like the ugly pasty paunchy mom's-basement-dweller that all the female commenters describe when the guys are criticizing female bodies; and together, they're unattractive washed out whiteys, in case anybody ever comes around to comment in a racial way. Howsabout we start with calling her "fat"?

That's so funny, I was going to say she loooks like that chick from Monster...but then I read the post and the Fish had beat me to it :(

Nice jobs # 12 and # 15- you clever fuckers you

Oh my god, Stuart Townsend has put on so much weight! He used to be really hot... ew..... I'm going to have nightmares about these pictures......

I didn't know the dead went on vacation or could swim for that matter. Her boyfriend must have on SPF 100 or some shit, or he thought this bitch was a ghost. Christ, get out in the sun a little more.................................

I think that guy with Charlize is number one too. Damn she looks ugly here and no boobs. Her little boy toy has more boobs than she does.

HEY FRIST WTC!!!!!

people honestly think her face looks like it did in the movie Monster? christ.

I've never been a fan. She's hideous. Plus I heard she eats children and hates kittens......or is it the other way around? Wait, that's right, she throws kittens at children. She eats bald eagles.

Hello, Bite Me, didja miss me?

Heehaw!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIZE!

....I think;)

man boobs

@23 Yes, You never call me any more!!!! Did you get my e-mail?

BITE ME!!! Where'd you go??? You know I only have 10 minute increments of time to surf fish!!!!!
WTC!!!

@24 Yes she is 32 today

Oh, there you are. I'm so impatient heh heh heh

really....this is hideous?

http://www.programtr.org/resim/program15/charlize_theron_black_dress_2001.jpg

too many transvestite loving gay men in the building....

FRIST I am on my way to mow your yard!! Are you going to be in the pool again?

How low can a bikini bottom go before you actually see a womans' clit. Seriously, look at that bottom....

Yeh she doesn't look so great here, but then who wears makeup when they go swimming? Only vain or insecure chics. Anyways, forget about her...look at him! Yipes! I thought he was pretty fricken hot in that vampire movie. Now he looks like a pasty, doughy (angry) homosexual. And no, thats not a good thing.

meh, she's already immortalized her hotness in Playboy. She don't have to do anything to impress anyone 4 life. Though it wouldn't have killed her to get waxed for that shoot.

Yep I will be. See you then, and trust me it won't be easy!!!
#30 When did I become a gay man?

Hey Norton, how high up do you think a womens clit is? It is not the round hole on her stomach. I hope the is what you have been licking all these years. But that would explain why they never have a big O

@35 I always have fun mowing your yard!!!

When did Stuart Townsend get so pasty and doughy? Bleh! Didn't he used to be cute?

Awww...that's so sweet!!!
And #36 was funny!!!

There's something wrong with you man, she's beautiful. A little pale maybe, but that could be the light, or anything.

That guy, on the other hand... Well...

LOL @ bite me. Look at Pic 10. That's pretty low... I mean, at that level she can't have much of a hitler to speak of.

Even in picture 10, if her pussy came up that high she would be having trouble keeping her guts in.

Agh she's gone to the lions. Titless and fat. Not even a cute face. Maybe never had it, just make-up sheesh.

Whose the short fat guy fucking her?

Ahh, c'mon you guys use your imagination.... I WANT her to have an enormous twat, just because. Y'know with huge labia and everything.....

@41 Norton , yes the bikini bottoms are pretty low. Sorry, I just could not resist the cheep shot at you

For British eyes only!!!

# 45. norton -
Maybe you're right. Maybe behind that bikini it looks like a big muppet mouth turned sideways.

These pictures remind me of the no-makeup pictures of Heidi Klum awhile back. Same washed out look, same scary-angry eyes. "Monster" probably did give Charlize a chance to express her not-so-attractive side. There's a reason why actresses and models plop down in a make-up chair in the morning and tell the flamer "make me beautiful!" Some don't need the full treatment to look beautiful, for example Angelina back when she was fucking her brother and not adopting the world and dieting and turning into a brunette praying mantis. But somebody like Charlize probably looks fairly ordinary before the pros work on her. I do admire her refusal to get implants, even if it makes her boyfriend the hooterchick in the couple. And since there's some question as to where her "landing strip" pubes are, I think they're between his boobs.

she's ugly...

you Fat FUCK !!!
Get away from my woman !!!

Dumb fuck .. No one wears makeup while swimming.

she looks great...and youve made that muscle joke countless times before...yaaawn

i wish someone would photoshop all my pictures!

she hit the wall hard.. and fast.

I'm guessing black guys really don't see her as attractive - too pasty, no boobs, no big butt. Let's check - guys! guys! black guys! Hold on a sec, put the guns and knives down, put the screwtop back on the wine bottle, tell Laquisha you'll slap her again in a minute - do you think Charlize is fuckable? I mean, beyond creating a distraction to get into her purse?

Stuarts seems to still be upset about his show tanking after just a few weeks.

Um, #53 are you speaking to me? and #52, ever heard of natural beauty? Well Charlize has none.

She's rather shapeless. She reminds me of an amoeba. I'm half expecting her to fold into herself and invaginate a nearby object.

I never thought that I would miss all the pictures of britney spears........until now. Damn, that girl has no business in a bikini

Very, very average.

So, then no new post today??? I'm actually on here for once and all I get is this crap???!!!???

FRIST you still have me!!!!

@62 You never say anything fucking relavant anyway, to busy having conversations with Bite me or whoever other faggot is on here. That's what email is for you dumb bitch!

Fuck off 64, you're a troll.

#32 - not low enough, in Charlize's case.
#48 - even better, the Dr. Teeth Muppet!! >^D

I'm going to have to watch "The Devil's Advocate" again, because I could have sworn that the full frontal scene she did proved that she had tits. Did they disappear over the last 10 years or something?

@64 Fuck you TROLL!

Who cares she has no makeup on to play in a waterfall? That's ridonkulous!
As to being fat, get real! She's looking good, she's like 40?
We should stick to picking on people like Lindsay and Paris..

BTW, I did email Bite Me just a few minutes ago, so....
63 You got mail!!!

and isn't dude all special since he scouted out the papz hiding in the bushes taking all of these photos.
Get a tan and pop those zits on your back, for God's sake!!! ICCKK!

@66 Wedgeone, You are correct, There is a full frontal shot of her in the Devils Advocate. The Red head had a better body, but she looked good naked!!!!

Who the crap is Stuart Townsend, anyway??? I couldn't see the pictures before for some reason I would click on them and nothing would happen, but it just worked and I totally don't know who that is. I thought I recognized his name, thought he was the guy from Ferris Bueller and Spin City, you know the tall nerdy guy??? But clearly I once again am mistaken.
So, is he like an actor or somethin?

Is this Charlize or Ashley Judd?

Stuart Townsend is on the hit show "Night Stalker" on the SciFi channel and a shit load of B movies. Why the hell is Charlize with this poser?

I got a ball for her, and it's a monster.

Bitch needs some boobs. Will someone, anyone, please buy her some new tits?

Apartheid bitch

I wanna punch her in the twat.

I got almost blinded while looking at these pics.They definitely need a tan quick!

#7. LOL

That is the greatest word ever (I've never heard that word before). me likey lot.
to be fair though me thinks they are bug bites. But twatever he's a stupid actor who makes way more money then he should so iItake it back he's a walking proactive before shot.

She is a little pudgy. But, to be fair she hasn't had a movie in awhile. They always tighten for their movies.... unless it's for Monster part 2.

@81 for someone that has not done much lateley, she has 7 movies in the works righ now. 3 are completed, 1 is filming and 3 are in in the works

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."

It's hard to tell who needs to lose more weight: Mr EatMonster or Monster.

Eh...I'd fuck her. She's not the hottest - not by a longshot, with that somewhat piggish face - but she's certainly not the ugliest.

Her acting, on the other hand, is atrocious. But, with the exception of the occasional headscratcher like AEON FLUX, she has managed to land in predominantly high-class projects with top shelf actors and directors. She's either incredibly wise, or she sucks dong way better Halle Berry does.

I love how no matter how hot you are, a set of knees on anyone looks like a train wreck.

Oh please!!! She looks fine.... you're just jealous bitches......

dear krazihottkelli, >

Will you please teach me how to make symbols? Like these..♣☺☼☼? Because I can't just copy and paste that shit everytime I want to remember what a dumbfuck you are. By the way, how many times a day do you post on this website? I thinkz iz time for youz to visit Perez Hilton'z webzite.

Luvz you,
KillaJ

She looks good to me. I think we've all seen much, much worse though.

(Come to our live chat at http://discuss-beauty.blogspot.com)

Good for her for not getting fake tits. She looks great.

I think he is pretty hot - I'd have a go!

When she fixes herself up she looks pretty good... not here in there pictures though.

Wow, they look.... normal.

She ain't got no titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is her boyfriend from Mars or something. He has green skin. That is so sick!

Natural blonds can't get away with not wearing any makeup, even if they are seen with little green men, they still look the whiter side of pale. She needs to go to the store STAT and get some Revlon, Cover Girl, and Almay.

She could also get a cute, non-green, boyfriend if she really wanted to. She must be mentaly off.

I saw that movie "Monster" and she is sick to want to make it. I know I got sick watching it. I didn't even watch the whole thing because everything about it was sick. She is just a SICK, SICK, SICKO!

Hey, let's lay off dough boy. I bet he is a great fuck! Seriously, I have been with a gaggle of guys some super hot (2 models) and some normal and some dorky and down right nerd meisters. The best sex I ever had was with a dough boy who I am still in love with to this day. It is more fun to be with a regular guy than a guy who is full of himself and too metrosexual. Do any of the ladies agree?

Plus I think the normal guys are usually funnier and appreciative of beautiful women. Sometimes it matters more how good they are to you and how good in bed they are rather than how they look.

I'd fuck her so hard that sparks would fly out of her ass, and when she came to from the orgasm coma two days later, I'd tell her I truly loved her. (Repeat)

Meh, she's not so special. Just another woman who can look pretty with enough makeup caked on her face. Her boyfriend, however, is all kinds of ugly. Makes me have hope for myself!

THEM'S SOME HUGE TITTIES!!!

Blancaneaux Hotel isn't 2500 a night... it's 700 a night during peak season. And Belize is played out like Arnold, I dunno what you're talkin bout WIllis.

She's fucking hot. With or without makeup

Looks like Stuart Little has fucking freshly-squeezed zits all over his back. I bet five minutes before these pics were taken, he was bent over a rock and she was poppin' and eatin' those white-heads like the favorite female gorilla in the troop.

Charlize looks just fine, She's a very cute girl! And those who say otherwise are just jealous. Also what is with all you men always wanting to stick Your ***** in some woman, no matter what she looks like.

I had a cocker spaniel that was hotter, his breath stank a little...but boy could he fetch a stick. My boy Albert however, would still hit that. but lets be honest, he would bang a flat football if it was soaked in warm water long enough.

This is her. She's lovely but yes, she's put on a few normal pounds. Nothing too dramatic but yes, she can be better.

But with the fat bastard, why bother?

I cut her doughiness some slack as a result. As I recall, she said some really fucking stupid shit politically so I'm going to let her be a bit soft.

I have never liked her as a person.

entrants 1-3, you fuckers are the reason this site sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!
#11- she is uglier than fried shit on a stick!!
there is a reason she should not gain weight, she has NO muscle tone on her shitty little body.
broads like her are a dime a dozen. never figured out what the fuss over this bitch was.
she has no real shape to her- just a combination of flab and bone structure.
i puke at this bitches sight. she is uglier than blowhan and shitney combined.
she is nothing more than classic hollywood myth personified!!

i really am in love with whoever writes for this site

She's a godd-looking woman, no doubt about this.

Now he's an ugly mofo, going to the gym wouldn't hurt...

Be kind, people, you're looking at two legends. Napoleon and Bigfoot.

Oh my. I had my first girlhood crush on dear Stuart here back in -97. But now...honey, what happened? I guess it's not all his fault though; it's hard to not be paler than death and have a gut when you're Irish. :)

well...the hair is reminisant of waronos. the face...just a little

oh...i wish it were possible to stick my leg out and trip the 1st three assholes on their way to being first in line for juice and cookies...grow up dick heads

i always thought she is beautifull, now i see it's been the wonders of make-up. that 34A is cool! implants are dangerous bullshit.

Hmm her face is ok without makeup, bearing in mind with it she's more stunning than alot of celebrities, what I want to know is where the hell did her tits go to?

Damn, I’m glad ya’ll recognized the troll (64) and know I’d never talk like that.
I still think that’s a cute bikini.

116, I knew it wasn't you...you've always been nice to me.
So, dammit, I got up extra early today, and no new post yet?!?!
WTC????
Coffee time

103 BECAUSE WE ARE MEN YOU FUCKING FAT CUNT

Leave Charlize alone.
Her mom shot her dad (dead) while he busy raping 14 year old Charlize. That she recovered from that and became anything at all, is incredible. Superfish should leave this one be.

FRIST WTC!!! are you still here?

Yeah FRIST are you still here?

☼☼damn that girl needz a tan, whatz wrong with that mouth?☼☼

Zhe did a good job playing "Arlene Warnoz"=Monzter..hard to
believe that bitch waz from Datona Beach..killing men on I=95
damn that muzt of been fun☺☻

We need a new post.................

WTC!!! Yep I'm here!!!
Yep!!! We need a new post

Hey, Bite Me, are you bored?

I was yesterday. I forgot to change it back

You got mail!!!

i'm gonna guess that Stuart Townsend is flipping off the camera because they managed to catch him with some insighly bacne. blech!

*unsightly

She's so ugly. Even when they try so hard to doll her up and paint on a face, it's just gross.

damn, she's thick-wasted! must be the boer in her [they say it like: b-eww-rrrrr -roll the r] she has that typical dutch-decent south african farmer woman build-- strong & sturdy like a tree trunk - I bet $1000 she could pull a plow! Come award show night tho? TRANSFORMATION! thank god for makeup, stylists, nutritionists & trainers...

Bite Me, ya better check yer mail, I emailed you, then my explorer crashed, don't know if it went out

#129 and #130 yeah real god awful ugly...PLEEESE you'd kill to have her face/body/fame/money.... I am no huge fan but i just get sick of hearing how ugly she is. maybe plain in these pics while she is vacationing/drinking/swimming etc, ya know being 'REAL'? give me a down to earth cute girl anytime over fucking bitches wearing 10 lbs of makeup and jewlery at the beach

Yes I got it but I have not read it yet

Are you absolutely sure that it Charlize Theron and not a man dressed in a Charlize Theron mask?

oh, and i am sure all the geniuses complaining about how ugly Charlize looks w/out makeup are the same idiots that thought Paris looked real hot when she stepped out of jail all 'natural' without any makeup, you know if you dont count the false eyelashes, foundation, eyeliner, lipgloss, concealer and blush... morons, this is how real human beings look.

"Her mom shot her dad (dead) while he busy raping 14 year old Charlize. That she recovered from that and became anything at all, is incredible. Superfish should leave this one be."

Wow! I didn't know she was a SLUT!

She's stunning...

Lucky thing...

At least she's not orange

#137 - But we DO know that schack is out trolling me AGAIN! Bastage. Get a life.

Nice old couple dorking around. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Ugly body.
Boyish.
Too bad for her.

Why are people wasting pictures on them? NOT HOT

OMG, is THIS really Stuart Townsend??? He was so hot in the Queen of the Damned, what the **** happened to him? He looks like a 50 years old and he´s fat, oh my.. This is such a disappointment

#118 Just because you are a man does not mean you have to stick your you know what in anything that moves. You are a dog!!!

oh fuck, stuart used to look so hot as Dorian Grey!!!!!!!! my night fantasies with him will never be the same hehehe

I am sorry but it looks to me that both have let thier bodies go. sad, where is the sexy Lestat stuart

Typical. Why am I not surprised most of the people who are defending Charlize and saying she is beautiful are bitches. I'm sorry, but Charlize is a flabby stick with no shape and no breasts. Plus, she is beginning to age in the face. I'm not Adonis, myself, but I wouldn't touch her.

meh... I thinks she looks fine... Just because she isnt all photoshoped to death... As for townsend .. so he has put on a bit of weight it happens his not so bad... my god people are so bitchy when celebs show themselves as being human like the rest of us... :P

She looks fine... but who chose the swimsuit? Eww.
I'm glad she had some time to just 'hang out'. Too bad there were strangers there shooting her picture, breaking the mood.
I LOVE it when celebs are shown for who/what they really are. People.

Crap...another actress gone to twigs. She used to look really cute and actually had breasts in some of her early films. Not just padding either...check out Devil's Advocate.

Now I'm not saying that starlets need to all look like Kirstie Alley, but can these women please eat a friggin' meal once in a while? I'm tired of seeing popsicle sticks frolicking on the beach. There hasn't been this much public flatness since the Heroin Chic movement of the 90's.

Charlize Theron and, for that matter, a flabby Townsend are certainly more beautiful than you, sir.

oh, please,she sucks!She is very ugly with or without make up!Sher looks like retarded baby for god shake!Her eyes looks stupid ..the way she looks at you, oh no, look she is one ugly actress, not even an remarkable actress for that matter!The only thing about her that can make you notice her is that she is so ugly and does all kind of things to get attention!She's an attention w******.Charlize, they call you Miss Personallity because you're so ugly, you're so ugly, miss personalitty.. hhhmm becayse you're so freaking ugly!

I don't like her bikini either.The colour is not tastefull.Ugly looking girl ,ugly looking bikini..!Where did she bought it?Somewhere extremely too cheap?Check out my bikini pictures at your right!Simple red bikini looks definately nicer than Charlize's bikini weird colour!

For those of you who were criticizing Charlize earlier, she reminds me of Brigitte Nielsen the tall blonde actress/model.

I think Stuart's still hot. I'll bet the lousy, snide comments posted about him are written by guys who are just jealous and who are really bad in bed.

Picture 10 number 1