Aug 13 2007Carmen Electra Malibu bikini pictures

FRIST BITCHES!

zhez hott for an old crow

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yea, notice that I didn't zay firzt or zecond

she looks so much better than Britney

Booooooooooring.

I would love to stick my head between those legs.

The first bikini is fucking ugly. The second one is ok, not sexy, just ok.

I wonder how long she can hold her breath before she passes out. 'Cause she's definitely doing some serious gut-sucking-in.

2 are you retarded put stop uzing z's

i'm pretty sure her brain hasn't received oxygen for at least the last 10 years. so, I say she can suck-in-that-gut to infinity and beyond!

What the FUCK am i doing up so early?

Wow... sand on her knees only... suprise, sur-fucking-prise..

she looks pretty!

her and dave were so cute together :[

PS. I want to punch ◘◘◘◘◘◘◘krazihottkelli◘◘◘◘◘◘◘ in her penis.

she's still hot, I just keep thinking she slept with "the worm" Dennis Rodman, ewwwwww!!!!!!!!

She's wearing different glasses too. Which, to me, suggests different day.

She's still hot, but she scares the hell out of me. Anyone who slept with Rodman is suspected of having at least 3 things penicillin can't fix.

i must bite that cute ass

Wow, Carmen Electra scantily dressed and posing for the camera. Shocker.

She's still hotter than hell. Who's the gay guy's shoulders she on top of? And by gay, I mean anyone that she's dating besides me.

How have we not had a sex tape yet? How is Carmen so well *fucking* behaved compared to ... well ... everyone else on this site?

Now this is the way to start a Monday morning!!! And for all of you assholes that say has a ugly face you are homos. I still have not seen her face. They could have cropped all of those pictures at her neck and it would be fine with me

Pic 11 really shows how all of her teeth are all filed off the same length....
Something weird about that shit.

She still looks great!

i guess she was taking her tits for a walk by the ocean.

She is still so fucking yummy, and I still hate her for fucking that tranny Denise Rodman.....

she is the finest white women ever

her body is perfect. SEXY. damn.....

"30th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

^ couldn't have proved my point better. hey raise your hand if you give a small fuck about this cunt?

blah blah blah.....girl in a bikini, blah blah....firm ass, tight abs, blah blah, I'd bang her.......I'd hit that......something sounds really familiar about all this!

love the navy and white striped number though....

pics of guys at the beach---PLEEEEEASE!

@33, yes, but that is some nice blah blah blah

I wouldn't say she's perfect, she's alright i guess
her face and legs can be better
therefore, Jessica Alba is better.

pics of guys at the beach wouldn't hurt.

She's a slag, a whore, a bitch, a slut, a floozy, a punta de hija, a cum bucket...I could go on for days but God's looking at me again.

HAGGARD!

She should have went for a swimming costume or some sort of bikini that managed to cover the horrible deep lines on her stomach.
The stomach is just off for whatever reason.

Her face looks like that horrible ginger thing from Will and Grace. I think her name is Debra Messing ?

16///// go right ahead bitch
but
U won't find one...

Dude, I'm so sick of the women in bikinis updates. NOT INTERESTING. NOT EVEN A LITTLE. "Here's a bunch of hi-res photos of ____________ in a bikini!!!!!!!!!!!" BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

34-

blah blah blah.

are you asking me to marry you?

I'm with 39, we need a nip-slip, or a panty-shot, or a naked pussy.

this is the antidote to those nasty bikini pics of uni-boob Scary Spice

@40 That is a joke to FRIST. but she always tell me no.

#41 How 'bout one of you, baby????

@38.
What? I dont understand. I mean underztand you.

im going to punch you in your flappy, 38 year old, syph-infected vagina.

All I need is your email addy and I'll send you one of me.

Ugly Mexican Beaner. Media Whore Slut. Poser. I bet she farts all day from all the beans she eat. Go clean houses, you ugly spic.

What is up with the stalker taking Carmen's pic with a camera phone in pic 4. It's a good idea, I'd probably do it, but man she looks creepy!

#47, are you talking to me?

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lava the tranny stop pretending to be a poet and learn to write complete sentences you retarded cum guzzler..

retarded kelli I see you haven't got laid in a long time, and I also see why..

caw!

fuck, i'll be glad when school starts back up...

I bet all of you would be tossing her salad if she asked you to. "she's too old" "she's too beat up" I call B.S.

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#49-

You must be a really stupid illegal since you can't even spell your name right. Stupid ESL student. I'm sick of paying taxes for all of your medical, food stamps, children's public education, and Section 8 housing supplements. I'd rather pay $5 for a head of lettuce. I also can't stand all of the drug runners and foreign flags. I hope you and Carmen have 15 children together and move back home. All you dumb Mexican men think it is your job to impregnate every woman you see. You are all a bunch of Pervs that drink beer all day and visit prostitutes.

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Ok, first off 'Jorge' or George I am a woman. Also, not only am I not Mexican I'm not even hispanic. I'm British born and bred, so my English is more on point than yours and my father is Portguese 'Hernandes' is Portguese 'Hernandez' is Hispanic or Mexican or whatever they are. Dumb fuck.

Will everybody, including SHIT-GIRL Tara Reid, look at this body very closely!! This woman pictured here is a REAL CELEBRITY!!
That's the way it WORKS!!

George as in George Bush? Thanks for gracing us with you super educated comments, much like our president's. My guess is you are for border patrol?

idiot.

I hear your on a month long vacation? Vacation from doing what? Please don't spend it on the Superficial making ass hole comments.
thanks

ps. friends with Kelli? Am I right?

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"Carmen Electra at the beach" Not really gossip, is it?
Now, Carmen Electra straddling my massive chopper on the top of Big Ben and screaming wildly with delight, screaming so fucking loudly they can hear her in Camp X-Ray, and writhing around and throwing back here hair, and shouting out "Tarzan! I love your chopper!" Now that's gossip

Does everyone remember when the banana of lameness used to post with one word on each line - like the fucked up asshat clown retard that he/she was? Yeah, it's still just as annoying now was it was back then.

This is the only thing i wanna say - that's how much i give a shit about Carmen Electra at the beach in a bikini... again.

Sure, she's hot in these pictures, but she was way hotter 15 years ago...

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#59 & #61 - You are obviously both the same person using different names. You are just a stupid ESL Beaners, and I really don't have any sympathy for any species that go around talking about "Viva la Raza". You Mexicans are all a bunch of bigots. Go back to your own county and stop stealing/using our welfare system for a free lunch.

ha! ooohhh, I guess I hit a nerve there hey?

How would you know that I came here everyday unless you did too? Oh, and the great thing is that I can come here whenever I want AND get paid. That's what happens when you leave school with qualifications and get a job! wow. I guess that's all gonna come for you in about 5 years time. Maybe you can ask your teachers about which words have Zs in them and which have Ss. It's a big leap from playing in the sandpit but you'll get there one day...

Good luck with that.

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Government letting them

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WE R THE MELTING POT

lookz like WAZHINGTON D.C. doezn't care if we give them medical

and feed them......tell your prezident...not the Mexican trying to get a free

fuckin ride...I'm guezzing your Republican or U thought U were..only the

top 1 percent R true Republicanz ..the rezt of U dumbazz=z let them get

away with murder...dickbrainz....like alwayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George,

guess again. Can you believe that more than one person on here might think you are out of line and a little bit of an ass hole? Thanks for voting him in a second time. thanks alot.

And Kelli. You're an idiot. No one said you were British. Love, I was simply associating him with you, that's all. He's the one who should take offense. duh

sigh.....

I was never sure what the final sign would be that The Superfish had died. Maybe all the boring bikini pictures, or the endless non-stories about the same 3 people (Paris, Britney, Lindsay). One thing's for sure - I never envisioned krazihottkelli. It's like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, except it's just one retard flailing away aimlessly on a keyboard to signify The End.

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No tattoos so sexy !

I haven't posted, or even read the comments on here in months... Spending 5 minutes perusing them today has reassured me that I've made the right decision.

Oh... the days of old, when there were posters that had a sense of humor and not like the current chromosome-depraved idiots that think BABS is the best movie ever made.

Can we please get some men in bikinis instead? Like Zac Efron or something?

And, p0nk, if that is you... I miss you!

I just love these candid shots! She didn't know there was a photographer, right? What a pathetic attention slut - she doesn't have enough brain cells to risk killing some with oxygen deprivation from gut-sucking.

It's annoying to be a taxpayer. You read all the time about Florida's failure to provide services to disabled children from welfare families, and here's krazihottsmegma with endless computer access. Meanwhile we're probably already paying for the helmut, diapers, and minimal social skills training exercises that she hasn't received but so desperately needs.

@ 78, Veggi........ROFLMAOPIP
So true.

I thought she had a better boob job than that
Also are her and Denise Richards the same person, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Is it me, or does she look like she's got surgical scars both above and below her navel horizontally. I first thought it might just be a crease in the skin from sitting hunched forward or something - but then it stayed in both sets of pics. In fact, the lower one looks suspiciously like a C-section. Anyone else get that impression? Does Carmen have a mystery kid?

well, at least she doesn't just go off and lipo her stomach like everyone else would. i maintain she's fat, but gooood fat, though the lack of interest in strength training equipment is going to catch up with her sooner rather than later, methinks.

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@83....You talk like licking assholes is a bad thing.

pinky, TT, wedgeone, veggi... can't we stage a takeover? - Kill the moronic bush-loving school children and get the krazi 'z' loving freaks outta here and all the intelligent full-chromosomed posters back? where have they all gone to? Is there another place for those of us who don't wanna just post "sure, i'd pound her in the azz" - about paris, brit, loho, jess, ash, carmen, underage unknown chicks from random US TV/films and all other vapid hollywood wannabe sluts...?

@71 - xrist, you know this site has gone to shit when Wally is the voice of reason on here. I need a new hangout!

Fuck off all of you, I love to lick my own azzhole. In fact I jack off with my own zhit, then I intenzionally eat it. So come watchz me.

Fuck off all of you, I love to lick my own azzhole. In fact I jack off with my own zhit, then I intenzionally eat it. So come watchz me.

George what are you talking about, you can only have one name stupid. Malffy is right here thank you very much.

@86 not sure who you are, but here are some cold hard facts. As long as this site is so troll-friendly, it would be difficult to clean out the gene pool. And as the quality of fish posts rapidly deteriorating, it hardly seems worth trying to save.
There have been a couple attempts to create a hangout, but the occasional stalker/psycho/moron slips in and ruins it for everybody.

Happy BD p0nkster... We miss you.

awww thanks, janey!

Hi p0nk! *hugs*
Carmen Electra is seriously yummy- I love her. So glad she got rid of her fag husband..

kelli- I speak for all Fishdom and perhaps the world when I say SHUT THE FUCK UP!

@94................AMEN

I'll bet anything she did a pee in the ocean...

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#97
If you’re popular, then everyone wouldn’t hate you……..

Rihanna looks like a light bulb with a wig on. If you can't look better than that, you're a fucking doofus.

p0nk! How does it feel to be 25 again? That's the age I stopped counting...

If anyone has paid attention over the years, "Carmen" is afraid of men.

She confessed as much to Regis a few years back when she co-hosted (they were both dressed in medieval-gear).

She said she went with Rodman cause he was a celebrity too, and wouldn't take advantage of her celebrity.

She married that mousy singer who lost his Mom cause he seemed tame and wouldn't hurt her.

She told Regis that she couldn't trust men who just saw her for her beauty and celebrity, and not the "real" Tara.

This is a girl with issues, but if you guys are over 20, you know they've all got 'em....

#78: small note Veggi (good afternoon) "helmut" is Krazi's middle name, "helmet" is what she wears....

Look at pic 6 how she sticks out her chesticles! I can see this couple with the strutting Cisco Adler Ball sack pose on top of a wedding cake (I'm a matchmaker genius)

#87 Not only do I think the comments by Fish are even more excellent today, I enjoy posters such as yourself and Wedgeone, Veggi, jrzmommy (when she bothers to show up) - site's a long way from Hell (I've actually been there)

CARMEN IS EFFIN HOT ALL DAY FROM EVERY ANGLE....You can put some more pics of her up if you want...Ha!

Where did you go #44?

Why the heck is she sitting on that freak's shoulders when she could as easily be sitting on my face? It makes no sense!

#67 Learn to speak Spanish.

She's pretty hot for her age. I wouldn't mind having a body like hers, eh? She has creeeeeeeeeeeepy taste in husbands though, ewww!!!

TT I am here peering from the shadows into the void.

Do you still want my picture?
I'll send it if you want it.

"Crackers will always hate because they have to pay for black dicks?????? "
*ahem* Thank... you..... for that ....interesting tifbit, kelli.

Kell, hon, I've called your mom, she'll be down to the radiator in a few minutes for your computer. I'm sorry this is your only connection to the outside world but, someone had to take a stand.

krazihottkell do you have a boyfriend?

she's got a great-looking body, but I think she's sucking in her stomach a little (which she does not have to do) and it makes it look like she's got a short neck.

love the goosebumps all jumping to attention

kelli
love
take some pain killers
stop pretending to be hotter than rihanna
get a job you old man
cause pretty girls don't talk like that
what a weirdo
am i right?
and i won't be looking at this page again
so say whatever you want
love ya

and kelli if you're not a old man
you're a weird fat ugly 25 year old black female that does not leave the house

either way, my darling, get some help
and a man

I think she looks good. Since her career is her body, it is in her best interest to keep it preserved as long as possible.

97
open up your window and jump.
I wish that your mother never picked up that used condom from Carrot Top's bathroom and thought that it would be a good idea to hide it up her skank hole. You are worhtless and your postings here prove that.

Ha ha ha! It's really funny how people come here to put down female celebrities who are much more comely and have much better bodies than at least 95% - or more- of females. Have you seen the people lately in a major city - OR basically any city- in America? Hardly anyone is in shape, hardly anyone has a nice body, and hardly anyone is pretty. Women like Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, and Scary Spice, are leagues above most women (that includes the women who come here and claim that they are so much better looking and have better bodies than certain female celebrities. Mind you, they make the claims with no photographic proof) in being in shape, body, and looks in general. That's just to name a few that people here try to put down. Btw, women like Scary Spice and Carmen Electra don't merely have nice bodies for women their age, but they have a better and more in shape body than most people regardless of age (I'm saying this even though I'm still in my 20's). One more thing, being skinny/thin doesn't necessarily make a decent body. For example, Eva Mendes and Posh Spice are good body thin/skinny, but Hilary Duff is bad body thin/skinny (no breasts, no butt, no waist, and no hips. every thing just melts into each other and it's not the body that was ever intended to be a good body for females, even since the beginning of time). You don't have to have all four attributes (breasts, waist, hips, or butt), but to have a decent body, you should at least have 2 of the 4 attributes to a significant degree.

Btw, I'm a woman and I think the people here should realize that their bitter words accomplish nothing. The celebrities will go along as usual being rich and famous while many of you wallow in your hatred.

Damn, my wrists are sore now.

#119

One accomplishment of their bitter words was making you think that the rest of us didn't already know the points you made in your comments. Congratulations for pointing out the obvious.

Carmen Electra has been ruined. The image of her sucking on Dennis Rodman's licorice pencil dick has forever tainted her in my eyes.

Hi 118. I'd just like to point out that while I'm not in the practice of bashing other peoples figures it's kind of stupid that you feel you need to point out that regular people are fat. Sure it's bad for them, no I don't like that thats the way the world is, but I must remind you that it's not regular peoples jobs to be thin busty and hot.

People like Carmen get paid millions of dollars a year TO BE thin busty and hot. I think it's stupid to bash them for every blemish but hey, it's their job to look like that so when they don't why are they earning the bucks lmao.

she looks great, considering these are all candids and show every blemish. nice proportion and hot ass. put on a bikini yourself and have a photo taken every 2 seconds by a high-powered lens, blow it up on your computer screen and see how horrible you will look. most of you would be disgusted.

Say whatever you want about her. She's in the story YOU are in the comments. And that's where you all will always be. Have a good day.

124 ur hella funny

She still looks pretty hot, but who wan'ts Prince's and Rodman's sloppys seconds. Who knows what diseases she got from those two alone.

she is wearing the love bracelet from Cartier
does she have a new BOYTOY???? on her right arm

It takes 2 persons to get it on and the man keeps the key around his neck

I think she's soo hot, and at least she has curves! (unlike paris)

this monkey-lovin' white thrasher was married to Foxy Brown..wait I mean Dennis Rodman

#130 white thrasher? Sounds like something my great grandfather would have been called.
Moron

FAT FAT FAT

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