Aug 31 2007Cameron Diaz turns 35
Cameron Diaz celebrated her 35th birthday yesterday on the set of her new movie What Happens in Vegas. Wait, she’s 35? It kind of makes me wonder if all those young dudes she’s been with are really dating her, or helping her cross the street. I’m not saying Cameron Diaz is old, I’m just saying she’s not getting any younger. Or, let’s be honest, more attractive. But, hey, at least she’s finding work. Wait, what’s that? Ashton Kutcher is in it? Jesus! That’s terrible! I mean, uh, Happy Birthday?
Fun Fact: When not chewing food or speaking, Cameron Diaz's mouth is occasionally rented out to host large parties and weddings.

Reader Comments
1. pointandlaugh - August 31, 2007 12:30 PM
SHE IS SO UNATTRACTIVE. EEEWWW.
2. Anon - August 31, 2007 12:32 PM
She'd look good for 55 - I can't believe she's not 40 with those wrinkles and blemishes.
3. veggo - August 31, 2007 12:33 PM
wow. did you pass on the story about Jessica simpson painting her nails? maaaaaaaaaaaaan! Hard to decide which story is better!
4. FRIST!!! - August 31, 2007 12:35 PM
Hey stop calling her old. She's a year younger than me. But I'm a year cuter than her, so we're even.
5. ScreenRant.com - August 31, 2007 12:35 PM
Surprising that she's not holding up that great at only 35.
She always had kind of a quirky attractiveness about her that may not hold up over the long run...
Vic
6. woodhorse - August 31, 2007 12:36 PM
Can't hate her. She looks like a friend from high school who was a blast to hang with - a great friend with poor limit setting skills.
7. Sam - August 31, 2007 12:36 PM
lmao Fish is funny today!
8. Loveknuckle - August 31, 2007 12:41 PM
Those really are some sweet stems.
9. jrzmommy - August 31, 2007 12:41 PM
Her face + Happy = Freak Show
10. PatinNJ - August 31, 2007 12:43 PM
Wow is she ever ugly. How did she get famous? How does she find guys to do her? Yuck. I'm just an average dude but I have gone out with half a dozen girls prettier than her.
11. veggo - August 31, 2007 12:44 PM
ak, I think she cute. And I happen to have poor limit setting skills. Makes for an entertaining down fall.
12. Nipplover - August 31, 2007 12:44 PM
Eleveth!!!
Cameron is still pretty cute.
13. tina - August 31, 2007 12:46 PM
She is so cute! I don't know why you people hate on her so much. She is a very good-looking woman with a great, down to earth, personality. I would love to see what the people talking shit about her look like... or their wives/girlfriends for that matter.
14. Jillblondie - August 31, 2007 12:50 PM
Hot legs..but that's really about it. No tits, gigunda mouth...
15. combustion8 - August 31, 2007 12:51 PM
35 my ass... more like 40.
16. jrzmommy - August 31, 2007 12:51 PM
13--Tina--we look like this:
http://www.wikitruth.info/images/f/f4/Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG
17. Jazy - August 31, 2007 12:56 PM
she's so so ugly.....Im not even trying to be a biotch either.....she has a Jack-o-lantern/gobblin face that makes me want to hide under my bed like a little 3 year old.....shudders!
18. Nipplover - August 31, 2007 12:57 PM
Fun Fact: When not chewing food or speaking, Cameron Diaz's mouth is occasionally rented out to host large parties and weddings.
Don't you mean bachelor's parties?:)
19. Nipplover - August 31, 2007 1:00 PM
13--Tina--this may happen as well:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg
20. kirsten dunst - August 31, 2007 1:07 PM
and shes still so fly.
21. Boba Fett - August 31, 2007 1:09 PM
Geezer-rific.
22. Taylor - August 31, 2007 1:15 PM
Close up you can see the Restalyne in her lips..
23. wellep - August 31, 2007 1:27 PM
# 16 jrzmommy: that link frightened the shit out of me! I am sitting in my office alone in a freaking basement and my heart literally stopped for a second, then I laughed nervously to pretend like I wasnt scared. (but I am)
you should have put up a warning or something... lol
24. Alison - August 31, 2007 1:36 PM
This is the post that is making me take you out of my news reader. This site used to be funny; over the past few months it's been lame.
25. lambman - August 31, 2007 1:46 PM
Holy crap she's only 35?!?!?!?! Monica Bellucci is 44 and looks a million times younger and hotter
26. Anon - August 31, 2007 1:57 PM
Her looks are fading quicker than Britney's comeback career. To think she was so hot in "The Mask" - what happened Cam? In 10 years she will have a face even airbrushing can't help.
27. Anon - August 31, 2007 2:00 PM
@ 13 , you can't SERIOUSLY think she's attractive. She is a Hollywood actress and her job is to look good (hot and sexy, not an aged and wrinkled mess) in the pictures. If she can't do that she has no currency in the celeb business.
28. Mama B - August 31, 2007 2:08 PM
Gimme a break people...she's gorgeous
You, on the other hand......probably are not.
29. ssdd - August 31, 2007 2:10 PM
Pale, grayish, dark-eyed look.... has she got cancer??
30. Anon - August 31, 2007 2:12 PM
That huge cavernous mouth, those trench-like crows' feet, saggy eye bags, uneven complexion.
I have no problem acknowledging hot women. This is not hot. Not even remotely.
31. Michael - August 31, 2007 2:23 PM
She looks at least 10 years older than 35, that's for sure. I've seen many 50 year olds who look younger.
32. Loomit - August 31, 2007 2:24 PM
She is so pretty, i love her.
33. woodhorse - August 31, 2007 2:28 PM
#16 that was cruel. I recognized the address from the post when he was arrested and knew better than to go there, but these other poor bastards....on a slow news day like this, Fish needs all the posts he can get and you've just left several bleeding by the wayside. You could wait until Britney shaves again before bringing out the razor wire - just saying.
34. Lola - August 31, 2007 2:29 PM
I think she looks average for 35...doesnt look older or younger than her actual age but just average...and that wide mouth is a little crazy looking too...pumpkin face
35. 35 - August 31, 2007 2:33 PM
Im the 35th comment and shes 35
Bitches!!!
36. jrzmommy - August 31, 2007 2:46 PM
Woodhorse, as Steve Martin once told us.......Comedy is not pretty.
37. Italian Stallion - August 31, 2007 2:47 PM
I heard she likes to suck feet, not just the toe, the whole fucking foot..........
38. hrmm - August 31, 2007 2:55 PM
Olsen Twins, take note: This is your future.
39. 12:51 - August 31, 2007 2:59 PM
it looks like she's missing some teeth ... or is it that her mouth is to big that the usual amount is not enough to fill in the gaps
40. witchypointylookingoldlady - August 31, 2007 3:03 PM
She's gonna be one of those witchy, pointy looking old ladies. It's already starting to happen.
41. JohnniePolo - August 31, 2007 3:23 PM
Fantastic body but I'd have to do her dog style because if I saw that face during sex it would give me a soft-on.
42. mrs.t - August 31, 2007 3:28 PM
New post please. Halloween is too far off to leave jack-o-lantern up all weekend.
C'mon...there have to be some pics of Popozao clipping his toenails, or Posh Spice choking on water.
43. wooohah.com - August 31, 2007 3:36 PM
Yea can we get a Posh Spice shot up? Haven't seen one of those in awhile. Getting tired of seeing Cameron's haggard old face. Michelle Pfeifer looks better than she does...and Michelles is like 900 years old.
http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop.
44. FRIST!!! - August 31, 2007 3:47 PM
Posh choking on water...that's funny! I can actually picture that in my head.
My non-jack-o-lantern-shaped head.
45. Che - August 31, 2007 4:05 PM
Maybe by the time she is 90 she'll have enough sense not to promote the "wisdom" of communist mass murderers. Hold your breath.
46. NotBad - August 31, 2007 4:15 PM
Cameron looks good. Not much else to say actually. I'm sure everyone saying she looks like shit won't look in a mirror because it ruins their day.
47. Pick Up Secrets - August 31, 2007 4:34 PM
She looks like a million bucks... green and wrinkled!
48. Frick! - August 31, 2007 4:48 PM
She looks pretty wrinkly for 35; maybe too much time in the sun. She used to be a lot more attractive, but I still never thought she was a stunning beauty or anything. But one thing I do have to admit is she's got great legs! They're definetly her best asset.
49. alf oldland - August 31, 2007 4:58 PM
she only ever looked good in THE MASK, people, and she admits to having padded her bra in that role -- which was well over a decade past. beyond this, she's famous more for dating ("whoring herself out to," if you will) any number of B-list actors and the actor/singer Justin Timberlake, but he got tired of her giant mouth and old, flappy cooch -- tired of having to hog out her everyone-gets-a-try snatch. she's gross. she's a hanger-on. she's getting old.
50. Hexum2600 - August 31, 2007 5:03 PM
I do have to say... I actually happen to like her giant, oversized mouth.
51. Q - August 31, 2007 5:08 PM
I wonder what she would look like if she hadn't been a drug addict all her life? Maybe decent?
52. Chauncey Gardner - August 31, 2007 5:28 PM
35 centuries, right?
53. STeve - August 31, 2007 7:19 PM
C Crawford is much prettier at age 41 than Diaz at 35. You should have put in a link to some of those pics of Diaz without her makeup on that you had a few mths ago.
54. Joe - August 31, 2007 7:30 PM
This is what clowns look like when you remove the makeup- the stuff of night terrors, people.
55. El-Coyote - August 31, 2007 7:53 PM
OK. Check out the main pic...
Put your hand over the screen and cover everything from her nose down...
Look hard at that cheek wringle chin barrier...
Now go load that scene from Aliens where the queen aliens chin is dropping out of face and you can finally see her dripping teeth....
Just saying...
56. Pam - August 31, 2007 7:55 PM
She looks way older than 35. I'd say late 40s.
57. Me - August 31, 2007 8:16 PM
I'm just curious, how is it that when i was in my 20s, cameron was a couple of years older than me, and now that I am in my mid 30s she's a couple of years younger...how does that work?
58. whodat - August 31, 2007 8:35 PM
Wow someone needs to drop some pounds.
Whale watching isn't fun.
59. shankyouverymuch - August 31, 2007 8:48 PM
Last time I saw a mouth that looked like that ... it had a hook in it!
60. ahmad - August 31, 2007 10:34 PM
She is awesome.... I like her very much especially in The Mask movie...
61. frenchie - August 31, 2007 10:41 PM
She is very cute. I don't think many guys would kick her out of their beds.
62. carsten5577 - September 1, 2007 6:23 AM
She's ugly AND old.
63. George - September 1, 2007 9:52 AM
She 35 and never been married!
64. ToTellTheTruth - September 1, 2007 9:52 AM
This bitche's looks are fading faster and faster each time I see her.
65. LauraE - September 1, 2007 10:12 AM
I don't know... All these guys saying she's old must be under 16... Or must be Asians... I think she looks beautiful and of all Americans in their mid-thirties I know, no one comes close to looking as good as this. They have much more wrinkles and are overweight. Something in their food, I guess, is making them bloat and age prematurely. However, I was very disappointed about Cameron when I found old pornographic pics of her over the Internet. I thad hought she was a nice girl who likes surfing and partying, but it seems she is just another brainless tart ready to do anything for money and fame. Strikes me that instead of being interested in Sciences, one prefers showing off one's ass.
66. Mark - September 1, 2007 11:33 PM
Duh!
67. 15piecesofflare - September 2, 2007 12:38 AM
With those legs, who cares.
68. Joe Millionaire - September 2, 2007 6:57 AM
Usually only porn starts look so used up so young
http://testosterone-zone.com
69. my comment - September 2, 2007 9:33 AM
I don't think it is possible for her to keep her mouth closed. Kinda like Lohan and Buttney's legs.
70. gerard Vandenberg - September 2, 2007 11:20 PM
I think, after studying her appearences, she's acting a bit dumb towards people. Also she smiles just alway's and it's quite "EMPTY". I mean there is no real reason to laugh about. Her friend drew barrymore acts precizely the same way and is also a Faggot-friend!! Because also those fuckers pay for her CAREER!!
71. AmeriCanadian - September 3, 2007 1:20 AM
Holy shit, she looks at least 40. This scares me as I'm 33...will I look 40 when I am 35, too? I look younger than my age (I get that all the time) I'm not ready to look "old" yet, dammit. :(
72. mike - September 3, 2007 1:29 AM
what the hell are u talkining about u could only dream to look half as good as cameron is. damn she is only 35 and she still is geougeous. just imagine how good she will still look when she is in her 40's.
73. LauraE - September 3, 2007 1:43 AM
I agree with #71, in my entire life I never saw in person someone who looks as good as Cameron, even now that she's older. She was closing her eyes when the picture was taken, that's all. #71, you're so vain.
However, I still wonder at what time in life it changes from "I want to become a lawyer / doctor / astrophysicist / ballet dancer" to "I want to show my ass to the world" ? Puberty maybe ?
74. AmeriCanadian - September 3, 2007 1:45 AM
Um...I'm normal looking...she kinda aint. Plus, I don't look 5-10 years older than my actual age and I'm not anorexic-looking. Dunno dude. She used to be beautiful but she's starting to look kinda fugly. I remember "Something About Mary" she was gorgeous in that movie.
75. Sammo - September 3, 2007 7:09 PM
She looks pretty good.lots better than some slobs that are on this site.
76. Tracey - September 3, 2007 7:20 PM
That poor girl needs to discover moisturizer.
77. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 8:23 AM
Yeah but in dog years she's 245.
78. jim - September 4, 2007 11:41 PM
wow she is only 35. i dont see any wrincles or anything plus she still has amazing breasts and a nice booty. i would have to say she looks great for 35. find me one person that would not get in bed with her in a heart beat cause i know i would do anything to get her.
79. Duke Steele - September 5, 2007 9:29 AM
Can anyone say "barfly"?
80. charlesincharge - September 5, 2007 10:40 PM
@74 I believe that you're a hottie. I just know these things.
81. Lina - September 6, 2007 6:04 PM
#2, you are obviously just jealous.
#28, I TOTALLY AGREE
All these people who diss her are just trying to make themselves feel better, because she's gorgeous. Imagine what YOU would look like in these pictures.
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83. ahmed22 - September 20, 2007 6:37 PM
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84. Sadie - September 27, 2007 10:43 AM
God, I'm doing a report on Cameron Diaz for my Spanish 1 class. This sucks ass. I wanted to do my report on Dezi Arnaz! >.<
85. Amanda - October 8, 2007 3:14 AM
my grand mo is much better than her .She s old and ugly
86. Karisha - December 5, 2007 7:34 PM
Wow nice lazy eye action!
87. karla - March 5, 2008 2:53 PM
You are are pathetic that are speaking so poorly about her. How many of you woman can even compare to her looks? The men whom are commenting look at the women in your lives too. Now who looks like crap? Seriously she is a beach girl and a real woman I respect her for not botching her face to death and turning into a plastic barbie doll that so many of you envy!
88. karla - March 5, 2008 2:53 PM
You are are pathetic that are speaking so poorly about her. How many of you woman can even compare to her looks? The men whom are commenting look at the women in your lives too. Now who looks like crap? Seriously she is a beach girl and a real woman I respect her for not botching her face to death and turning into a plastic barbie doll that so many of you envy!
89. michelle - May 7, 2008 5:34 PM
YOU HAVE TO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED? HAHA HOW SAD ARE YOU! IMAGINE WAKIN UP NEXT TO YOU IN THE MORNING I BET IT WOULD BE A LIVING NIGHT MARE! GET A GRIP YOU SAD LOW LIVES DISSIN GAWJUS CELEBS WITH A FANTASTIC FIGURE FOR THIER AGES! I BET YOU LOT ARE JUS JEALOUS FAT SLOBS THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, SO STOP BEING ENVIOUS OF CELEBS AND GET SOME JOGGIN DONE AND A FACE LIFT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL YOUR PATHETIC! ALL IN YOUR 20'S AND 30'S? SHOWS WHAT AN AMAZING LIFE YOU ALL HAVE!
MUCH LOVE! MICHELLE =] X
90. courtney - November 11, 2008 1:02 AM
Your comments are soooooooo funny!!! I see all of you commentators on the street--99.9% of your sorry faces couldn't hold a candle to her--and we won't even mention your lumpy, been on every diet and weight loss plan available to man but it didn't work bodies!!! You gotta love the haters, though!!! Yep, I'll be the one laughing at your ugly asses as I pass you tomorrow! Ha!Ha!
91. bmcc - March 30, 2009 3:47 PM
It's a shame. What has happened to her looks? She used to be hot, beautiful actually, around the time she had her cameo in "The Mask" and that wedding movie with Julie Roberts.. She's not ugly by any means, but definitely nowhere near as attractive physically as she used to be. Then again, who is?