Aug 1 2007Britney Spears will f*cking kill you!

First.

Her kids had to watch this.

Meanwhile:

Britney Spears is toxic to her babies, the new issue of Us Weekly is reporting.

Just how bad is it?

“[Sean] He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider tells Us.

Spears feeds her kids Doritos, gives the toddlers Coca Cola out of baby bottles and even asked a dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth. The dentist refused.

When Britney and Kevin were first married, she objected to his smoking around the kids, t, but now “she smokes like a chimney in front of them,” Life & Style is reporting.

Even worse, when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, “she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her,” the mag adds.

Brit even let her kids run around and make a mess of a house they were looking to potentially buy last week. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source tells Us Weekly. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

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eat zhit and die....boring azzez with ztupid office jobz..U zuck
zome life U got..zome huzbandz U got..can't even zupport
for fatt fuckin azzez,fuck..lozerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Third.........who gives a fuck if you are first, second, or third. Look how immature you look Marissa. Grow the fuck up already. Anyway, now to Britney, she could come try to rape me instead of kill me. I would without a doubt let her rape the living life out of me. I would love those nice thick legs around my waist. And that nice huge ass starring me in the face while I am eating her out.

Toldja that bitch is crazy.

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I found the second comment to be more interesting than the article on here. lol.

victor...zeriouzly...U need to get fuckedzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

=[ It just makes me feel so warm & fuzzy inside to be first for once.. *sigh*

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She already is . . . killing us. Each moment she exhales, the pollution index for the planet goes up .1%. Someone get a paper bag! Plastic is not enough! We need reinforcements! HAZMATS! Someone help! Would that the mothership come down and laserbeam her into a pile of slag (which is not much different than the way she's been lookin' for the past four years.

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R your fattazz ztill azleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

Maybe now with stupid twat Krazihottkelli acting so immature and so fuckin ignorant, the FISH, or owner of this site, will finally decide to have username and passwords in order to post on here. Then when the stupid twat Kelli pisses him off and fucks around too much, he can cut her ID off, and block her IP from ever getting another id.

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it just can't be said enough.......this lady's heinous...!!!!!!

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poor little dick victor. waiting to get phone zex iz zo fatt and grozz
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Kelli shut the fuck up already, quit with the "zzzzz" shit, you just don't know how uneducated and ignorant you look. Grow the fuck up, and get a fuckin life already.

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Alright this is my last comment to you Kelli. Now you go on ignore. Not going to argue with a childish ignorant, uneducated, twat.

Marissa you're a whore, and so is Shitney. Her kids are fucking ugly, and have mullets. I hate her and her gay little brats. Fuck them. I hope their mouths rot out of their fucking little heads.

Yes, let's all take the pap's word for this. "So umm, yeah, me and my friend, we just left church, which was attend daily, and happened across Ms. Spears. My friend suggested that, while maintaining a safe and unobtrsuvie distance, perhaps we could take a few flattering pictures of this lovely lady for our own personal enjoyment later. And then she suddenly and unexpectedly, without any provocation, started attacking us!" Yeah, I don't like Spears all that much, but I'm not about to sit here and think that the papparazi are so innocent and feel bad for them.

And oh yeah, @1, way to post "first", that was really interesting and funny and witty and exciting of you, loser!

Yeah right

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go girl...

What was harsh Mr. Black. Not the kids fault their mom is a dirty whore with a nasty twat. The kids aren't even old enough to understand yet that their mom is worthless. So don't diss on the poor little kids. The kids really need to be taken away from Britney and put in a good home.

Day after day, the incessant stories about Britney. My gaaawd this is so fucking fatiguing now. I'm just saying, my eyes and ears are sore after seeing and hearing so many stories about her. The fag princess posts some story and then a host of jackasses and jennyasses try to find some inventful way of dissing the skank. Yes, i was a fan; please don't tell my mother. But i think, yes, think, that i have outgrown her and i have also thrown away my red cat jump suit. Yes, I was even considering the fishnets, but seriously, there is a limit. I swear (and y'all can swear with me) that we will not post any comments about Lilo and Shitney any more, CUM ON, we can do it, take my hand:)

#27 Her kids have mulletts?
ewwwwwwww
do you have pics?

She needs to kill the buzz, man and drop the drugs and booze.

I;m gone.........

Yeah right!

kelli you never answered my question.... how old are you, and don't you have any friends you can play with? Anything better to do?? You comment on here like a million times. If you don't have a job, what the hell are you doing spending your whole day annoying people with your zzzzzzzzz talk on a stupid celebrity gossip site... GET A LIFE.. MAKE SOME FRIENDS.... I'm sure there is some retard in your neighborhood willing to be your friend......maybe........

People always post that they are first. It's not a big deal. You all sound like angry assholes. And Britney looks like shit.

stay classy.

ps
i dont know who the blog writer is, but you make me laugh on a daily basis! love your humor.

Meh, this sounds like bullshit to me.

dude you are posting things that have been posted for days now...people try perezhilton.com or tmz.com they are alot better

I take that back -- not all of you. Just the asshole ones

I"m going on a date with Britney tonight. Sleeping with her will scar me for life but I'll get a chance to take a dump on her face while she sleeps =)

KHK is the exact example of what Britney is doing. Getting attention by being an ass. Some people need to act like total asses and get everyone to talk badly about them, mistakenly thinking they are getting under someone's skin. They THINK they are buggin people but, if we could see what's inside their heads we'd see a big ball of sad and lonely nothing.

They know it's not funny nor original. It's the same when a kid covers his ears and goes "la la la la la" or holds a hand up to your face without hitting you, or takes your own hand and slaps you with it and says "quit hitting yerself." That's KHK and all the other idiots who populate this site.

Attention seeking infants.

and I just mean the idiots, not everyone here, so if you're an idiot, then Im writing to you.

last time i tried tmz it required email verification to comment and that is too much trouble for a lazy bastard like me. tmz is a bit crowded also. this site is almost a free for all. the very limited moderation takes care of spammers and lets true freedom of speech roam wild

Professional cameras and lenses are heavy. If those guys are wildly jumping around her and her children while swinging two or more cameras and/or lenses, she and her children are in danger of getting hurt.

ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WOULD THREATEN TO KILL THOSE PAP FUCKERS TOO!!

THEY FUCKING FOLLOW HER 1 FOOT AWAY EVERY TIME SHE STEPS OUTSIDE!

GO LIVE IN HER SHOES FOR A WEEK. I GUARANTEE YOU'LL HAVE THREATENED TO KILL A PAPARAZZI BY THEN. HELL, A WEEK OF THAT AND I WOULD KILL ONE OF THEM.

SHE MIGHT BE CRAZY. BUT THEY MADE HER THAT WAY.

britney spears WORST PERSON/MOTHER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, what, Britney has kids? Seriously? Oh, that explains why she had a baby bottle to throw...oh...I thought she was just...oh, it all makes sense now...

@39, people used to always post first. Now it's only losers that post first for no good reason. The first posting is done and over. People have to stop it. And we are all angry assholes. Why else would we be coming to a celeb gossip site to talk trash about them if we weren't all angry assholes?! Most of us are also pretty bitter also. Fucking celebrities! Although, it seems that some people also come here to try and meet others and start love matches and have personal conversations. Never understood that. Weird people.

@42, Perez Hilton sucks, like, really...

Cocaine induced hysteria...

I think Britney's transformation into the ultimate white trash skank is almost complete, now that she's been part of a public fight in which she threatened to kill someone AND told one of her kids to find her cigarettes (which I don't doubt). You thought she'd already gone as white trash as it gets, but you were wrong. These are the final steps... The next one is an arrest for drunk and disorderly or assault. Then the state takes her kids away. Then she kills herself driving into a telephone pole. And probably takes a few innocent people out too while she's at it.

Marissa - Don't let the douchebags ruin your buzz.

perez hilton might be an asshole and he might suck but at least his site doesn't post 5 day old news

Its so funny... Britney Spears gets so pissed about people following her around... you can see it in her face in every one of these pictures.... if I was her i would never leave the house... it must get so annoying. But at the same time, if she didn't do all of the stupid shit that she does people wouldn't be following her around all the time... i guess she does ask for it

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

I'm convinced there aren't really any women on this site except for me---either that or they are getting the living shit trolled out of them! Oh that feels so good! Oh! Oh! Is there just one evil masterbater mind behind every login? Maybe Fish should screen himself, but I didn't visit TMZ much after that happened fuckers!

Seems krazihorkelli is on her rag today.

Every time I see a picture of her, the music from Deliverance comes on. She was a pretty young thing, then she grew up. So sad.

If you don't want your picture taken just MOVE OUT OF LA YOU STUPID IGNORANT WASHED UP HAS BEEN

#2 - OMG thanks for sharing...that's so sad

@58
Can I have your email address? We need to talk.

#47 I totally agree with you regarding TMZ. It takes too long to post and the comments are usually so long winded and filled with bad grammer / spelling(AND CAPS LOCKED). Unlike this site, the truely funny and pithy comments are few and far between. I always get a good laugh here.

And another all you fish fucks posting nasty crap about me here. I"M GONNA KILL U TOO. I'm getting all your IP addresses and my bodyguard gonna be at your house and he's bringing me back proof that your done being nasty to me. So enjoy what time you have left.

Only on the left coast can you get away with a candy ass bodyguard like this.
Look at this fruit loop with flip flops, he couldn't even beat his own meat.
On the cell phone while guarding a dip shit - thats a conflict of interest.

Texas--My email addy is on my blog---you might have to dredge through some pontifications to acquire it!
BTW --I think TMZ is a nasty virus spreader too (not unlike Paris)!

AJ--first your loud. Second, you're a moron. That is all.

@65
He's also wearing pretty blue panties.

@66
I'm game.

Lmao. =]

Isn't her creepy new nanny some ex-pornographer? He's a recovering SOMETHING, anyway. But really - I heard that. Anyone know? (Anyone know why I even give a shit?)

I think shes going bald. Look at her hair line. Who's hair looks like that? Maybe she shaved her head b/c she has mange or lice?!?!?!

I don't think she can actually kill anyone. If that was the case, those children would have been dead by now. What's she going to do? Drop him on his head like Preston..............

@49, "Go live a week in her shoes"?! First of all, isn't she usually barefoot?! The crazies tend to run around barefoot. But technicalities aside, I would fucking love to live a week in her shoes. "Oh no, the paparazzi are following me, what should I do?! Maybe I should run back inside to my big mansion and relax by the pool in privacy and enjoy the beautiful weather while doing nothing all day. Or maybe I should jump in to my luxury car and drive away from them, and then I can go to my other mansion and hide out there." That poor, poor, poor girl. No wonder she's gone crazy. What a rough life she leads!

Hey, that was actually pretty fricken funny there at the end. Is it just me or does it seem like the original writer has returned?It was feeling like there was a superfish imposter here for a while.

The bodyguard/random tall guy/whatever he is...I swear he's wearing football pants under his jean shorts/capris/pants. Look at pic #12. What the?!?! Must be another new LA fashion statement.

Tall/big DOES NOT equal tough. I like how all these large blowholes think they're God's gift to fighting. Wow, you beat up a fag photographer,Tuff Stuff. My fellow Jiu Jitsu members eat these guys for breakfast.

C'mon, Britney!
Show us those mellons!
*makes motor boat sound*

IS it illegal to threaten someone's life? I mean, okay, that would be assault. But in this case the threat came from Brit, so there's hardly the "reasonable" fear of bodily harm element.

North Texas Tranny - August 1, 2007 1:22 PM

I'm convinced there aren't really any women on this site except for me---either that or they are getting the living shit trolled out of them! Oh that feels so good! Oh! Oh! Is there just one evil masterbater mind behind every login? Maybe Fish should screen himself, but I didn't visit TMZ much after that happened fuckers!

um, yeah, that.

shes such a hoebag

ok, brittany NEEDS a bigger bra... shes bulging out of that little thing!

someone's selling weed to an underage mental cripple.

Britney is a hasbeen, maybe Madonna or that other skinny ho, Angelina, should adopt those poor kiddies.

@30- I really hated you until you made that coment.

HAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! so funny but true...anyway...Spears looks like a hatfull of assholes.

Someone trying to step in on Victor, I see. What kind of name is that ? Europe, I'm sure.

her boobz are hanging our of her fucking shrit she is a shit head that fuccker

Every fucking time I see her, I have to puke. I can smell her stinky croch and her stinky breath!

Hey victor get raped by her wearing a strap on you gay fuck

oh please, wear a bra, what's for your size!