Aug 8 2007Britney Spears' topless pool make out session

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so classy!

what the fuck is up with Britney and those UGLY HATS? AAAAUUUUGH!

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Stupid slut!

I use to respect her so much, but now I have no respect for her.

Is that her headband tied around her wrist? Oh well, it's not like the chlorine will hurt anything when she next uses it.

@3 They cover up her ugly shaved head and keep those butt ugly cheap ass wigs on her head

Now everyone that goes into that pool will get Herpes.

I'm also beginning to wonder about all of these weird hats, maybe she uses them as feed buckets.

FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

Nasty bitch.

This guy got the ultimate cock block. She invited him up to her room and was only in her panties sprawled out on the bed, but the guys buddy almost drowned and acted like a jackass and her people made him take his buddy out of there.

She's a train wreck and all, but you could still tell people you nailed Britney Spears and just lie and say it was 5 years ago before she resembled a used tampon.

I can't believe he talked about it with people of a magazine. That's pretty lame.

is he proud of this?? uhhh he must have somthing wrong with him if he makes out with her... hes good looking though, thats a suprise

Man, I wonder how many people in Hollywood have transitively fucked Britney Spears through some of these sleazy back up dancers...rather, all these people with pulses...wait, I still feel like I'm leaving someone or thing out here.

Yikes.

Ok .. how about you guys don't report of her anymore. I compare Britney to having your period, unpleasant to look at and smell. She must have STD's by now. Jerry Springer needs talk show guests... perhaps she should appear. I used to say she was a trash can painted gold. Well the gold wore off, now she is just trash.

yes! damn that guy so lucky!

Is that a Jim Carey clone? Just the thought of her now makes me vomit in my mouth. She will look like Zsa Zsa Gabor in about 5 years.

These photogs suck.
They can't manage to get even one nipple shot.

The more I look at this the more I'm not sure that's even Brit.

that guy looks exactly like jim carrey.

Dear All,

A funny event once happened to Mr. Truth: he thought he was making out with Britney Spears, but opened his eyes and it was a garbage can with face and bigfoot's detached cock hanging over the side. Mr. Truth never knew whether to find this funny or mildly revolting. There is a story about Tara Reid too, but telling that one might get me fired.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Truth's Secretary.

She's come so far.....what an amazing you woman she has grown into

lulz, what a skank

# 20.
I agree. I pretty sure that's Hillary Clinton.

you guys, thats clint moffatt.

Well ok - but who's the guy ?

why does she let people take these photos of her in such compromising positions? she must know they are going to hit the stands the next day.

It must suck for her that every guy she ever gets with is going to sell their story from here on in.

What's up with the herpes scars on her chin?

Oh yeah, that's some hot making out going on there. OH WAIT.

ITS HIM KISSING HER ON THE CHEEK.

WOW, I sure wish every time another human being brushed their face towards mine that I could get rumors and lies posted that we "made out". Because we all know no one has ever drunkenly made out before with a person they've just met.

Please, believe everything you read. It's always true.

This is what sicks about being a celeb. First let me sat...I think Britney is a fucking TWAT who makes really bad choices. BUT. I doesn't much look like she is making out with anyone. The guy clearly wants the photo op for his return to college this fall. He'll be a hero with his frat buddies!! But on a more human level, why cant she go skinny dipping in a pool and maybe make out a little without having pics taken of her. I mean...what is more summerish than skinny dipping. She is of age to drink...so who cares about that...and she divorced and hardly making out. Sounds like fun to me. Then comes the the person she invited to this little party with her little camera. you know by her face that she is worried by the pics beig taken. It sucks and you really cant trust anyone......

That guy is sooo cute!

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I see going to rehab worked.....NOT! This exhibitionistic nutcase needs to pursue her future career in porn - since her former career is over and done with, due to her stupidity.

I really don't think that's Britney. I think someone wanted to make some money with some chick who looks similar to her, so they slapped on a hat and sunglasses to make it less obvious that it's not her. Although I don't know why they didn't do something crazier.

I know this dude. He's a family friend.

I'm almost 100% positive that he was not an extra in her music video (he never mentioned anything about this) but was just clubbing in LA and ran into her.

Also...I think the quote about her nipples having fake tattoos is false too. Another one of our family friends got drunk at a party and was running around trying to show Matt her tattooed nipples. He ended up running outside and leaving. And why would Britney have fake nipple tattoos for a photo shoot? We haven't seen any topless photos of Britney (thank god) so I doubt that statement is true.

He basically realised he could make a buck and get some exposure if he fucked Britney, and took a bunch of photos and made it seem worse than it is. There aren't even any juicy photos. He's just all over her. He's definitely the dick here. Britney was just having a good time and got sold out.

Good Lord, i weep for her children

I was about to say the guy was cute until #18 compared him to Jim Carrey. Oh well.

And yeah, you guys are pretty ridiculous with your headlines - BRITNEY MAKING OUT. Nope, sorry, a couple of shots where he is kissing her neck, but he's obviously thrilled to be getting photographed in a hot tub with Britney.

I do believe I see nipple in this shot:
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/britney-spears-pool-topless-candids-01.jpg

Then again, you can just observe the humongous zit on her cheek and confuse that for a nipple.

britney spears go playboy o.k hoootttt.

Why doesn't she do a Playboy spread? I'm sure she needs the money by now.

This is probably ye old "Teehee! I'm drunk-He's-Gay-isn't-it-funny-that-we kiss-in-stuff?!?!?!" ol' gag.

Yawnz.

2007 is the year this guy will never forget. Or the age 21. He'll be reminded of this night in the jacuzzi followed by a tasteless, drug infused, blurry romp in Shitney's hotel room for the rest of his life.
You know how he'll be reminded?

Every day when he sees the warts and the painful zits on his once normal genitals. Then he'll sigh and swear and reach for the extra strong dose of Valtrex.

The End

She is such a skank, He must be gay or just trying to get more biz from her. He also only has a few years left, his hairline is really receeding for a guy so young. She is a SKANK...... only a few more years and she will be 35 and REALLY OLD and very worn out. Can you imagine ?

That guy really does look like Jim Carey.

Oh sorry a few more comments, look at her "smile" of gritting teeth.
She hates the attention from the press but she seems to allow cameras at "private parties" or somehow show up on a beach in Malibu when she can strip down because that is such a great way of not bringing attention to one's self.
she is some class act. If she wants to be left alone, buy a fricking ranch in Canada and move with your stupid kids.
Lindsey, Paris and Brit are -- OK the 15 minutes of fame will someday end and if they are not pathetic now, My only thrill is to see how pathetic they will be in the future.

hey atleast hes hot, really cute guy, and yeah shes hoe, good taste tho

Yeah, baby, my frist post!

This is about right. First rehab, then relapse, then screwing total stranger, then getting pulled over for chasing someone while drunk with coke in your pocket....oh wait...wrong skank.

Because ......Just about everyone wears a hat into the pool AT NIGHT!!! what she is afraid the moon my burn her face!!

I went to school with that kid and we lived in the same neighborhood. I guess it's nice that he made something of himself?

no way! he is really ugly

she'd have to pay playboy now

I do not believe that is Britney either, why would she be wearing those sunglasses? What is she trying to hide?? Who is this imposter??

His hair reminds me of every other frat tard I've seen.

I think we've seen enough of Britney by now to piece together a puzzle of her naked body. My life is complete. And by life, i mean my worst nightmare.

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That is definitely Britney in the pics. Without a doubt.

It wouldn't be so bad, if she just occasionally did things like this. But she seems to do them ALL the time, so much that her reputation as being skanky and stupid, and a poor mother is apparently true.

Ha Ha - this dude is like "fuck yeah - i'm hanging with Britney Spears!"

I must admit as sad as it sounds if she invited me to hang out with her in a pool and she was half naked i'd fully take advantage of her fried mind too!

She is totally lost - quite fucking sad really - she is definately suffering from child star syndrome. They just get crazier and crazier.

Look at his pupils. He's rolling...and clearly SHE IS TOO, which is why she's wearing sunglasses in a hot tub in the middle of the night.

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Wow...taking much X these days?

They are on DRUGS-Look at her clinched smile, his HUGH pupils! Naked, in a hot tube, making out, sunglasses inside at nite, clinched smiles and that guys eyes! LET ME SEE YOUR THIZZ FACE BRIT!

Am I the only one that can see a VAGINA in pic #2? Look closely.

Im not so sure its her either.

I didnt think the photo a few weeks ago with her hands covering her breasts in some garden was her either, the smile does not look like hers in either photo.

Yes, she is nasty, but I am thinking shinanigans are afoot.

THATS SOME FINE WHITE PUSSY....I GET IN IT ANYTIME.

What I need right now is for somebody to invent a time machine, so I can turn the clock back seven years to when Britney wasn't such a skank. That way, these pictures will be something worth looking at.

Yuk. For his sake I hope he rinses with mouthwash after this.

I kind of sympathize with Brit for once. I mean, what ELSE are you going to do with a cute little airheaded piece like that except get buzzed and bang him. You can't talk to him.

Sure I'm all for going topless, wearing a stupid greasy hat, making out with a 21 year old college dude.......oh wait, no I'm not. When the fuck does she PARENT her CHILDREN? I mean, ya, we see her carry them from her car to a mall or restaurant from time to time but really, that's hardly parenting. I give my purse way more attention than she gives HER BABIES.

Breaking news! Breaking news! KraziHottKelli is a sad man from Florida who smokes pot! oh no, hang on, not so breaking after all really is it?

I believe Britney was under the impression that once the babies popped out, they were no longer her responsibility. Apparently, Britney is also under the impression that she doesn't look like a piece of shit and actually has a chance or regain her pathetic trend whore career as a lip syncing stripper. Why are people so grossed out now? Because she's fat? Britney was a sleazy piece of mind controlled crap back when she was fit (wow, that seems like a decade ago...).

May her career end, as may the custody of her children. No one is fucking smart enough to care for these children.

In one corner, there is a gold digging wigger, in the other we have a stripping hoe who thinks of her children as material items, and in the 3rd corner we have the parents that raised (failed to) her. The 4th corner is foster parents...who should get the two babies?

That lame guy just wanted to be "popular" and he has choosen the wrong way! IMHO, they aren't making out! Anyway, she's ugly as always.

stupid ugly slut!

To all you fags that always say :WHO IS PARENTING HER CHILDREN!?!!?!

Just so you fucktards know, she has split custody with K-Fed. Meaning he gets them 3.5 days a week and vice versa.... gee perhaps this might have been one of those nights where K-Fed had the children... just a fucking thought.

Hey, at least she might be clean this time.
That guy isn't as stupid as he looks

Hope he took his cheerz... AWESOME--like you never drank the night before-which u need for this train wreck! CheerzHangover.com

I like this girl, I wanna fuck she now.

Dear All,

Mr. Truth is still finding it funny that Britney's wig doesn't take to water very well. He also still cannot believe why she would want to sleep with Jim Carrey.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Truth.

awww, so cute! she's finally getting some love in the last pic.

It's her own stupid fault. Don't invite dipshits with cameras to a party if tou wanna have a little fun. If she doesn't want to be papa fodder, then don't allow cameras.

Strange, so now I'm getting unwanted nasty pop-ups from this site, when did that start? anyone else or just me?

mr. truth, you are a retard. you're not funny, gay.

... I am too

that was directed to # 79 ...not 80

Dear Ringo Starr,

You were the worst Beatle.

Regards,

Mr. Truth.

Question. What is wrong with a adult partying in a hot top and doing whatever she wants? Last I checked as long as you are over 18 your of legal age to have sexual encounters and as long as your over 21 you can drink. Furthermore she is single and can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. Get a life people.

So did she get fucked by the stranger or not?

To 79 & 81/82:

They are completely unauthorized pop-ups. I was having the same problem. If you can get all the info possible from them and send a message to the web master.

Oh...

And run a spyware check. The pop-ups will load stuff onto your computer.

Popup from these pics. Goes to this site
http://www.drivecleaner.com/.freeware/index.php?p=56&ax=1&ex=1&z=-4&link=intl&ad=plandeep_us_en_ed2&aff=

Since this dumbass missed out on her teen years and early 20s, when most people date around and have fun, she's trying to make up for it now. That would be fine if she didn't have 2 freaking kids under 2 years old! This is what happens when people don't have a chance to sow their wild oats and all that crap when they're young. Take note people, have fun while you're young and it's acceptable. Don't wait until your divorced with 2 babies to start whoring around. Poor kids don't have a chance in hell. Britney is and always will be a white trash hobag with money.

P.S. If this wasn't her and it was someone posing as her and trying to make a buck by taking pics, why wouldn't she make it more believable by kissing him back and looking more interested? Stupid theory. It's obviously the dumb twat.

Well, her sons will grow up to be womanizers....between K-Fag for a dad and Old Peanut Butter for Legs mom here, why on earth would they ever learn any respect for women?

World's biggest dumbest most popular whore. What judge wouldn't give K Fed full custody? She doesn't deserve to be anywhere near any kids of any age.

I just don't get it. She used to be so hot... "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" or whatever that school girl outfit music video she did rocked when I was like 14. But here, I am... 19 and confused. Is this the same girl? I start getting a big juicy one when I hear the name, but I have to slowly ween myself off.

My dong: "Hey, Brit--"
Me: *looks down and shakes head*
My dong: *puppy dog eyes* "But, she's -"
Me: "WAS. She WAS..."

and then we both cry.

the pop ups seem to come from the third or fourth pic linked. I clicked the link and everything went apeshit when i backed out of the picture to get back to the main page.

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Someone needed to cut the Doppler Jacuzzi Jets

This guy is STRAIGHT?

Yeah,
he IS Jim Carrey. Now we get to sit back and wait for Jenny McCarthy to kick Britney's ass!!!
Slap Fest!!!!!

"KraziHottKelli is a sad man from Florida who smokes pot! "

Kelli, even The Beatles think you zuck.

I don't understand why everyone thinks her mouth and genitalia are dirty. I think she looks prime.

gross only a moron would bang that disease infested whore

....yeah... it's me.... I just wanted some strange!! nobody tell Jenny ok? I'm angling for a threesome, and I gotta go in fresh! shhhhhhh.....

Number 30.....

I absolutely agree with you. I think she is a total skank too! But he looks like the one that is all over her! Needless to say she is topless and who knows what happened afterwards in the hotel room....

#34, that's the impression I got. In those photographs it's like, look, she doesn't even want that skeezball there. Thanks for the further insight.

Beatles are some English band that was popular 50 years ago. Since they're from England , that makes them suck even more. Nothing but a bunch of heroin addict junkies that came to America to screw our daughters.

i think I speak for the rest of the LA summer-weekend Standard going crew when i say that the pool (as if it wasn't borderline before) is OFFICIALLY off limits. chlorine, where art thou?

You lot are rubbish!!! can't you tell it's Katie Holmes...it's her day off you bitches!!!!

Is that Jim Carrey?
And wtf wearing a hat in the pool? We already know her hair is fucked up.

Am I the only one who thinks that dude looks closer to 31 than 21?

seriously there is no way that dude is only 21. Look at his hairline, skin texture and nose...no way

We have a word for her in hawaii:

PILAU - the bitch is just plain PILAU!!!

REMEMBER WHEN THE UGLY COW FRED DURST FROM LIMP BIZKIT SAID HE FUCKED HER AND SHE DENIED IT AND WE BELIEVED HER LOL
NOW I THINK ITS TOTALLY BELIEVABLE,NOW THATS SHES SHOWN ALL OF US HER TRUE COLORS,NOT JUST FOR THIS BUT EVERYHTINGF SHES DONE IN THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS

((((She looks soooo into him)))

...NOTE: take previous sentence, drag, and change font to 'sarcastic'

Those are "E pupils..."

He may be kind of cute but he also kind of looks like a douchebag. Selling this story to the tabloids just proved that. Douchebag. And she' s an idiot for continually putting herself in these situations. Douchebags.

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What I'd like to know is how Matt's going to explain this to his parents and Stacy. Oh wait, I haven't seen her for a while.

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KEVIN - PLZ PLZ GO GET YOUR CHILDREN & RAISE THEM RIGHT!!!!

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WTF?!?! I went to go shows George and Thomas my maker sessions with Shitney and its gone like the winds. Wha happen???

Jillblonde, my girl with the biggest ass ever. Please come to my couch for dinner. You know what I mean.

Bad news for everyone. I need to confess to the spyware on this site and everyone's computer. I installed a porn link to the name kraziherpezkelli and when you click on it, it goes to www.lemonparty.org/. This is a porn site that has three old men having sex with each other. I also sent her emails that she won the lottery. I'm sure you all can fix your problems now that you know where it is.

ahahahahahahaha... shite! why should you removed the pics? you really break my heart