Aug 29 2007Britney Spears still the queen of fashion

lol

first.... weird....

Skank Alert !!!

Definitely trying too hard.

I can't believe you'd say such things, she's just trying to share her beautiful dimply ass with the world!

Is the a fucking mop on her head?

Easy access since she's turning tricks on the corner for 25¢ a pop.

those fucking boots are back!!!!!

and fish, what is up with all the jokes about people have a kitten in their head?

Actually, if you could see inside her head, my bet is you would see a small home made sign that says "This Space For Rent"... only it would be spelled wrong.

GROSS!

#9 - like this "Thes spase fer wrunt"

I wonder if she's wearing pretty panties.

I love this. We look at some chic that is basically the same thing you'd find on the corner in front an Allsups in West Texas chewing gum with her mouth open and fried blonde hair.

Exception: The cuntry-girl wouldn't be wearing those goddamned boots. JEEZ... I seriously want to rip those off her stinky white trash dirty little fat whore feet and burn those goddamned boots in front of her, dousing them with gasoline first... and screaming, "There! Ya see? Now you can't wear them anymore!"

Inside her head: slow-moving intestinal worms.

She traded in the Italian greaser body guard for a bigger greasier brotha...

Why would you need pants if you are an ass head anyways?

WTF is wrong with this child. Had to be bad upbringing.

What's going through her mind? I'd say about a 12 knots. That's what.

Want to bite the hiney.

I'm wondering....did she not realize that this is just a long shirt and requires pants............not one of those new short dresses? what is wrong with this bitch. besides all the obvious stupidity

17- you are so cute. and by cute I mean a dirty sammich maker.

OH sweet sweet brit. Hump day just means.....ak, nevermind.

i wanna see her panties.WHERE THE PANTY SHOTS??? theres gotta be some.

11- Don't forget the backwards e's

I agree with #20. The only thing that picture makes me want is a panty shot!~ How could the fish buy that pic with no panty shots? The Fish is not a professional organization.

Geez...

this is not normal! she needs her head checked pronto!!

You didn't even put the worst pics up. Check this out and sob for your mama.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=478439&in_page_id=1773

I'm not lez or anything, but you've got to admit that butt-cheek looks YUMMY!

Great update! I'd love to slide my tongue between those luscious full cheeks. Yummy!

Britney's skankiness is a comfort in this ever-changing chaotic world. It is a rock. Ever-present, and unmoving.

"Hey y'all......does it feel breezy in here?"

after veiwing the pics from behind, i heartedly take that "wanna see her panties" statement back.

Oh Holy Hell, I clicked on the link....:(

#29 I couldn't resist it either. Her greatest crime was not growing up to look like a model. Who could possibly sell this plain Jane ordinary image, with serious sexual issues?

FUCK YOU 27-

@25- jezus holy hellfire fuck crap damnation!!!!!! Seriously you guys, doesn't she have SOMEBODY to tell her that that is a SHIRT?????? Her ass looks like the fake veggi/veggo's face.....all flabby and white and sadly, out there for the public to see......

Worst ass ever!

She forgot to put on her pants.

S L U T

Panties? What panties? The Daily Mail left out the best picture (front upskirt flash).

*shakes head...........walks away*

Wouldn't one notice if their ass was totally hanging out? X17.com has a closeup shot of her face and she only has one blue contact in. LMAO! Sweet jesus, what a trainwreck.

http://x17online.com/

is she wearing no underwear or just a thong? either way, it's a filthy mess.

i'd like to say that this can't be for real, but since it's her, i know it is!

WTF is wrong with that girl? Odds are that next time she'll have toilet paper hanging out of her ass (and perhaps little green men screaming out of her poopshoot, "Save us! We're being swallowed by the moon!").

lets hope she remembered to wear underware!

Oh dear God. I'm speechless.

#40 BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I would pay good money to see her with TP coming out of her ass. LOLOL

Geez! It's a sad day for Buttney when she'd lose to me in a hot ass contest. And she would. Not that that's saying much for my ass.

Going outside with out pants on is a typical male nightmare. She must have penis envy.

Doesn't anyone around her have the cojones to say, YOU'RE FUCKING ASS IS HANGING OUT.............AND IT'S AN UGLY ASS.

I'm done making fun of Britney, it's redundant. Where the fuck is that hook nosed, wonky eyed slutbag Paris when you need her.

i'd still hit it...mmmm

Brit, sweetheart, darling! As a dress that makes a terrific blouse, and would look fab with some Jessica Simpson-style jeans and boots ... right you've already got the boots, but honey you forgot your jeans again! And after 2 kids honey, you do not have what it takes to pull that look together anymore.

You can take Britney out of the bayou, and since the divorce you can take the hillbilly out of Britney ... wait ... I forgot where I was going with this. Let's just agree that she's an inbreed country bumpkin, who'll end up living as a half dress drunken chain smoking scank in a trailer park somewhere just west of Bogalusa LA with 8 kids from 5 husbands.

Yeah, I got nothin'... except she's kinda channeling Courtney Love now, with the fugly clothes and the insane ranting and the aggression. Actually, has anybody checked to make sure Courtney Love and Britney Spears aren't the same person? You note that they're never pictured together, I say there's a reason for that...

@30 Thanks for telling me you clicked on the link. Now I have clicked on the link and I am blind now.

And WTC is up with the troll this morning?

@36 - lol! that's exactly how i imagined it would look!

Mom of the year

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

2 words...

Boy shorts.

or 2 more...

Hindu squats.

*shudders*

So sad. You know, and please don't attack me for this, but i once cheered for this bitch, u know? I wholeheartedly defended this scunt in arguments. I did the oh god she grew up in front of everyone routine. Currently, I don't give a fuck about what she is on. What she needs to do is get her fucking head examined and...hold up, calls in Helen Lovejoy "“WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!”"

Think she's desperate for attention and admiration now..wait till she's in her forties, then she's really going to be desperate, look ancient (from hard partying and stupid decisions) and need to rely heavily on a plastic surgery to try and patch herself up. She already wears retro clothes from the sixties, maybe by then, they'll be in style. Thinking of her older, a shiver goes down my spine.

She has the worst thighs of all time.
She looks like a dyke softball player.

She's a great mother. She let's her kids dress her.

HA! dyke softball player. Nice!

HOLY GEEZ #25!!!!!
I just checked out the link you posted.

That's one nasty ass.

She's sooooooo asking for it

*************************************************************************************Geez...I absolutely loathe Britney Spears, but it is getting to the point where I actually feel sorry for her! Something is not right in that head of hers. I'm not sure if it's because she didn't have a normal, quiet childhood due to Hollywood ambitions or if she just starting trying to have kids too early and now she's trying to regain her youth by partying and dressing like a teeny-bopper....BUT SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TWO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS BESIDES HERSELF, so she needs to get the eff over it and grow up already!!!
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She truly sickens me. She's parading around in that "outfit" with the kids in tow.

Hey Jimbo, I tried to warn!!!!
After I saw that I gouged my own eyes out, good thing I know braille!!!

@56 Lisa,

Those are not retro close from the 60's She shops at that Salvation Army thirft store and those are the real thing. They match her double wide she has in Fontana CA

She is wearing this dress/blouse so she can take a pee easier. Lazy Hillbilly can't even go to the toilet like normal people.

ROFL That figures. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but...well, you know the rest :)

can't she get locked up for indecent exposure? jesus fucking christ i'm so sick of this bitch.

Wow....

SOooo looks like her recent Allure photo shoot... Really...

Someone just shoot her.... It would be quicker...

Speaking a Braille, Do you know what the little bumps say on a women’s areola? Suck here!

Her ass picture is the equivalent of the video in the movie The Ring. Only instead of something bad happening within a week, something terrible happens the instant you look at it.

I hope a giant cartoon anvil falls on her head soon....that or she comes to her senses and moves in with her family in rural Louisana and we never see/hear from her again

hmmmmmm, good, best she's looked in years!

I just want to thank Britney for making me realize my shit life is at least better than one person on this earth. Thank you Britney!

Oh, dang, ya'll.....Ah coulda swarn mah big ol' grane bag woulda cover't up mah butt chakes.............Anyone got one of them speshull lollipops?"

Yes! A page with a clock counting down the time until Britney finally offs herself!

She's got those fuckin' boots on again. Good God, what is wrong with this woman?????????

I HATE YOU 76 BYE BYE BRITNEY. AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE.

That's disgusting ugggggggh

I don't know if the guy in the picture holding the video camera is squinting, or if he is laughing, but I'm going with laughing.

This one is priceless. Geezz she's insane.

Hey there sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

I wish ALL women that had the legs and body for micr-minis would wear them. I do, but I don't have the courage. grrrr.

Also,
go on this link that #25 posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?
in_article_id=478439&in_page_id=1773

The video camera guy in this picture looks like he is about to puke!!

Sorry to keep posting. I'm very bored at work. That being said, I'm really impressed at how Britney has consistently found a way to keep upping the ante on personal shame.

@82
You can do it sweetie.
I wear them.

Seriously, is she wearing underwear? I'm confused. How did her handlers let her out of the house looking like this?

I've just been reminded by these pics of that old joke.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone yelled hodown that b_tch hit the floor.

Well that settles it. I'm definetly having ham for dinner tonght now.

Scattered showers and thunderstorms in L.A. ~No, no, it's just Briney walking around with no pants again

#56. When she's forty she's going to make 'Grey Gardens' look like an episode of 'Friends.'

I WOULD SERIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW...WTF IS SHE THINKING!! SERIOUSLY ISNT SHE TAKING HER FUCKIN COME BACK SERIOUSLY????? GOD DAMN BRITNEY, U KEEP LOOSING UR FANS MORE N MORE, U BUILD UR EMPIRE FOR 6 YEARS, AND NOW FUCK, UR JUST FUCKN IT UP, SERIOUSLY GET UR SHIT TOGETHER

I don't care what you say ! that is sexy ! I would hit that in a second at a gas station rest room

89- gross, yet funny.

i would think that Brit would, for the love of god, wear drawers in public if she wants custody of her children...or if she does not want the rest of the people of the earth to lose their eyesight...just shows that britney does not care about others...sigh.

88 - LMAO... i was eating roast beef on a bagel while lookin at that ass, no joke....yargh

i really am starting to feel personally offended by her lewd behavior. what the fuck is she thinking? what a tramp.

she really must be mentally ill. im starting to believe the rumors.

These boots where made for whorin.

I like how the guy with the camera is laughing at her in the picture.

@89 Veggo, It is 100 degrees out here in LA and it is all from the heat generated by Britney's thighs rubbing together

Holy Culo, Batman! Get it???

AHHHHH-hahahahaha!

At http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=478439&in_page_id=1773 I like how she wastes police power having them all push her car for her 'cause she's so stupid she runs out of gas!!

All she wanted was a Pepsi, and no one would give it to her. Just one Pepsi....

"I'm not crazy, IIIIn-stitutionalized
You're the one who's crazy, IIIIn-stitutionalized
You're drivin' ME crazy, IIIIn-stitutionalized

They stick me in an institution, said it was the only solution
to give me the needed professional help, to protect me from the enemy, myself."

(Suicidal Tendencies reference to the Young'uns out there)

I just want you to know that if Britney had been at my airport I would have been tapping her instead of the policeman in the next stall. I would do Britney before a man anyday. Doesn't that prove I'm not gay? I ask you doesn't it?

She can't keep that vag under wraps can she? The 80's called and want her to wear some stretch pants under that top. At least the boots are the tired Uggs that everyone has to wear in every climate EVERYday!

Eh. Nothing I don't typically see all around campus on a daily basis.

Oooooo. What if she ISN"T wearing knickers? That would be so hot...walking around with those luscious bums exposed and that sweet cooter filling the air with its delicate scent for all who are lucky enough to catch a whiff. MMMmmmmm.

Did you see the hole in her ass? Did she just pop a boil? I would not be suprised by a filthy toilet seat in HER house. God, those kids probably sit around in shit and piss all day. Somebody just needs to grab a hose and spray that whore down. Nasty cunt. I'm not even going to get into the outfit. God, that retard is BEYOND help.

103--You dumb ass! Not only are you not 101, Didn't you mean the boots "AREN't" Uggs? Duh!

YUMMMMM! Give me a spoon!

Okay so if she wore some leggings and cute sandals she'd have an outfit! Hell if she just wore some jeans with the ugly boots she likes she'd be OK. But no, she wears a shirt w/o underwear and one blue contact lens? Seriously doesn't anyone around her stop her for a second and say - you look like a whore put some pants on?

@105
agreed

DalmaTIANS, dammit

leggings are NEVER the solution. those things are horrid. and yes, as horrid as her naked ass. there i said it.

1 post for the day, eh? zzzzzzzzzz. I miss p0nk.

WOOOOHOOOOOOO........I love the ass picture. I would fuckin do her right in that dimpled ass of hers.

How did someone so young get so much cellulite on her butt?

Oh Man, I would totally it. Heck she is hot as @ell in that pick, I totally want to hit it.
Baby so got BACK!!!

Baby Baby, back it into me one more timmmeeee!!!

@105 totally agree

Nice legs, too bad she is white trash

104 - "Eh. Nothing I don't typically see all around campus on a daily basis."

I've seen girls on campus with short shorts and I once saw a girl in a bikini, but this is way more vulgar in my opinion. She's out and about doing "errands" or whatever the hell she does all day, she's got the kids with her, AND she know papparazzi are swarming about. I just don't get it. I feel like she's on the cusp of doing something really bad to herself, because no person in their right mind does what she does.

Hey Webster aren't you a short little black guy? Look who's talking?I like to think of my horrendous mispelling as my MO (see I won't spell it out)!

95 Check it out everbuddeh--
Where's my dude from "Hottest Sluts on Myspace" when you need him?
Yeh gotta live one!

Yeah I hate her but i'd hit it for free

Does this shirt make my ass and/or cootchie look big?

omg, you have to add that butt shot to the "so freaking hot" section...

Negative attention is better than no attention? Is that what she's thinking? Either that or she actually thinks she looks good enough to pull this off. Heck, even if someone has the body to pull it off, its just wrong to go out in public with no pants on. But ESPECIALLY when you've got dimples on your ass. Could you imagine her walking around anywhere else other than L.A like that?! Or if she wasn't famous...could you imagine seeing someone like that at your local grocery store?! Maybe she's just thinking "I'm Britney F'ing Spears, y'all...I do what I want!!!" (makes me think of that South Park episode where Cartman goes on Maurey Povitich dressed up like a pre-teen whore and says, "Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!"

what a stupid sluty whore!

I'd hit that - fat juicy butt rules. I'd hit Lindsay too - big tits rule. I'm not some whimpering faggot like Owen. Or the commenters.

# 96, Good one! I was thinking the same thing except I was gonna say "These boots were made for barfin." I personally think the boots are hiding her thick cankles. You know she must have a closet (or two) the size of most of our bedrooms and she can't find one Goddamn different pair of shoes? Ugh!

And why in the Baby Jesus's name can't this bitch get decent extensions? WTF??? Those are HORRIBLE. Put a hat or something on. Fuck, put a bag on your head. SOMETHING!

And the no pants thing. Just fucking ridiciulous. Really. Pathetic. With her gelatinous ass-cheeks hanging out. Looks like two golf balls in a sock. Just gross. I guess she doesn't have any clean pants in the house. Seriously. This bitch needs some serious help.

@122 Cowgurl - It make her ass look like she just ate a big bowl of cottage cheese.

Mike - you have your choice dimples that you can do!!!!

I go to lunch and come back and Britney's STILL the queen of fashion?????
God, post something new already. I just feel sorry for her poor future homosexual sons, cause you know they will see these pics one day.....

Funneyish Fish comment #128. She has a weird innocent little girl on the top half thing going on mixed with table dancing street hootchie on the bottom. She is an enigma for sheezy!

#124 I've been thinking she's morphing into Eric Cartman also. Especially the episode where Butters films Cartman dancing around like Britney Spears and making out with a Justin Timberlake Cardboard cut out. Awesome-O 4000 episode.

She's just needs to make the leap to porn. It's a short leap that could mean the start of a whole new career.

132- or a hole career, if you will..............

#133......Veggo. Can I see your dimples? If you have any?.......lol.

Am I the only one who would dive into that face first?

119 - Modus Operandi??? Nice try...

Screw you guys, I'm goin home...

#135.......NOPE........I am right there with you. I would love to just lick and lick.......sniff and sniff......rub my nose around, rub my lips up and down, move my tongue in every which direction.

This bitch just hate her kids!I mean, wearing those clothes (or not wearing) in the middle of their custody battle...it's just stupid!
Brit, it's easier if you dump your kids in a fucking church!!

@134 Yeah Mike her ass looks like two golf balls. Can I take charm lessons from you

On the honest tip, the gal dresses like she has NO money or incoming cash-flow. I mean, like, no money, like ME, runnin' the same gear and hair.

But she's got two or three banging rides, and I'm guessing a mansion and a yacht. I wonder what she does all day, I mean in 24 hours, what does she do, sit in traffic?

I know ghetto-bitches with four babies that dress better, look better and have smoking bodies. Just saw one while I was walking to the PATH train, fa christs sake!

Why yes 136, I did mean that big word, now lets get our best boots and hit the town!Thx!

Anyone ever consider the theory that she might not want her children? But she just doesnt wanna publically give them away and instead does everything for Kevin to win custody.

Because, you know, custody usually at the very least goes to the parent who knows how to wear pants.

She might be a mastermind in disguise.

FRIST WAIIIIIT!!!! DON'T GO... but if you do and come back, bring me a frank with kraut and mustard please....

Here is a poll on whether you think Britney looks good in this outift or not:

http://jen-makes-u-smile.blogspot.com/2007/08/britney-spears-shows-off-her-butt.html

sorry i am confused as to why all the attention seems to be going to the boots, when to me the pressing issue here really seems to be the fact that she is walking around with her ass hanging out

there must be some logical explanation
she cannot be this retarded

142, I don't have nice boots anymore (pouting and looking all melancholy)

EXactly 143---I think she should go on a humanitarian mission like Angelina and show her ass cheeks to some 3rd world country that isn't easy to point out on a map for AMericans whew this is a pretty long run-on sentence that may or may not contain some misspelled words

143 JAzz

Yep, I had that same theory.

You know, there are times when a panda gives birth and just, you know, shows no interest and won't feed the bebby, or nothing. But I don't think Britney is as cute as a panda, so I'll forgive the bear first.

#131...That episode sounds funny, I'll have to look into it...I stopped consistently watching Southpark a while back and must have missed it.

The superfical sucks! WHERE Are the new stories? You suck major ass!

I am glad that I don't visit that often!

@143 Do you really think this double wide trailer trash bitch is that smart? You are giving her way to much credit for even thinking she was smart enough to not put pants on this morning.

Bummer 147, I actually have some boots that are hotter than hers---stilleto/suede. If she was smart (I know I know this is make believe), she would wear some CFM's so that it would distract people from her cheeks!

HA HA HA

She is getting bigger again! That laser fat zapping treatment didn't last too long. I am enjoying her agony with every atom of my being.

#151 so are the rest of us

155--We want a new post or we are glad that Charity doesn't visit that often (sounds like one of the spirits from the Christmas Carol).

BOO! I'm CHARITY, the ghost of future posts!

I've NEVER seen anything like this on my campus. Even the girls who sunbathe in the quad my office overlooks are more covered up than Buttney (though bare enough that my assistant has worn a path to my window checking them out). I guess that's because they 1. have IQs over 40, 2. have some self-respect, and 3. are working towards doing something useful with their lives so they don't feel the need to gain attention by any means possible, positive or negative. Honestly, at this point, I'm really starting to feel pity for Britney. She's just so pathetic and needy. Makes my life seem like a fairy tale.

I said, "ghost of future posts, future posts!"

PUKE!
#82 you need severe counseling
Honey this isNOT an insecure bitch boosting place
Enough digging for compliments ANYCHICK IS BETTER THAN BRITTNEY
do feel all special now?

Sorry cowgirl, you are stuck in the past with me until hell freezes over. So why don't you put on those sexy boots and show us how a real cowgirl rides?

Check out the new Coen Bros. Red Band Trailer
http://www.nocountryforoldmen.com/

AMAZING

82---All you need are some nice shoes, keep 'em lookin' down honey!

Anybody is better than you bitter hags! Everyone makes mistakes..If you say that you haven't then you are a liar! GEt off of her ass! The girl is going to have a major comeback, and all of you indecisive people are going to be leaping trying to get back on the wagon....SMH!

And she has to be smart..If she wasn't then you jackasses wouldn't be wasting your time commenting about her, and she wouldn't be rich! If you was smart..you woould stop hating, and worry about your bosses on your asses...SHIT WIPES!

hahaha! "If you was smart". hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! silly stupid pirate hooker.

Sorry, You know I am sorry for not sounding like the average cracker! You caught what I was saying! SHIT BREATH!

Ladies, Is that what bad liposuction looks like?
From the front her legs look fat, from the back they look kinda stringy. I am so sorry I looked.

so, below average cracker is all you could muster?

I would literally fuck the shit out of that bitch... come 'ere Britney, we're going Greek tonight.

What could be hotter than a flabby, dimply ass and smelly sweat soaked boots? Can't think of a thing.

Why is her handbag always bigger than her dress?

You can see that she did change into something else:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/3_2_1_contact.php#more

(Not sure if someone posted this already)

I'm sure this has already been said...

But what the HELL is wrong with her??? How do you put on a shirt, feel the breeze and say to yourself, "Yep, I'm done getting dressed. All I need are my favorite white trash boots. Perfect!"

Hurry everyone run to the new Britney post. It is really good!!!! WTC!!!

173- It's been said, but for some reason, NOT TO HER!

Hey CHARITY,

When that miraculous comeback happens, you be sure to let us know, OK?

OMG so sick of the white trashy slut.................. I wish she would burn in hell already.

She looks great!

Oh wait. No she doesn't. She looks like holy hell.

My bad.

Charity- how can we get off her ass when she keeps shoving it in our faces every goddamned day?

And yes, she is smart. Smart enough to know there are morons like you who continue to stick up for her no matter what she does.

All you critics are too young and idealistc. I'd pop that sweet body anytime. Just wait till you're 45, like me... and you'll realize that criticizing Brittany's 25 year old body with a little baby fat was CRAZY.

She is still smokin' hot as far as I'm concerned.

@179

You must have self esteem issues! You see, you are pathetic just like the other bitches that roam this web site to gather self esteem by raggin gon people that have issues just like everyone else! Yours is not made public for the world to see! Being realistic is not being a moron! She has made mistakes..so do that mean that she deserve to die? Who are you to judge? You are a nobody...We don't know who you are.....WHO ARE YOU?

Exactly! And if the scumarazzi wouldn't aim for those pix then you would never see them! I know that you remember that scum that tried to take a pix under Paris Hilton's dress, you dumbass! Shut the hell up, and have a hotdog, shove it down your throat! Flimsy cunt!

She's so young and washed up and looks so awful...
I'd feel sorry if I weren't so busy feeling good about myself.

Money can't buy you class - or a pair of decent pants, it seems for Brit these days.

And the room falls to a hush once Charity finishes wagging her finger and shaking her head back and forth, turns curtly, and stomps her 500 pound ass back to her desk filled with ho ho's and mayonaise. Boy! She told us!

@184

Such a vivid imagination! DUMBASS! We know what you do on your spare time, which is probably all the time! Jerk off, and imagine that a fine piece of ass come your way! LONELY NUTBAG!

THOSE BOOTS! I hadn't seen them for a while. I thought she had FINALLY thrown them out. Nope.

Start arresting this excrement for indecent exposure. That law was specifically made for trailer trash with dimpled asses.

I am ROTFL listening to her single, Baby Boy. She is ATTEMPTING to sound like Christina Aguilerra & she sounds like CRAP.

Britney you suck girl.

Jesus Christ, you know the best way to keep Britney out of sight, out of mind? Stop fucking reporting every little thing this bitch says and does. Seriously, this washed up crotchrot hasn't done anything worthwhile since 2003 so i think the media just needs to stop following her around and treat her like the nobody she is.

Her leg looks like the ham off a big 'ol pig. Prosciutto and melon anyone?

105 what s wrong with you????
nobody wants to smelly her fishy fanny.

A lot of people dream that they go somewhere and discover they have no pants on. It's a stressful dream, and then they wake up and breath a sigh of relief that it didn't really happen.

This dumb bitch had the dream, woke up, and said "Fuck, that might be fun!"

Wow. What a fucking hog.
Seriously, what WILL she do next? Someone said it, and they've gotta be right - I think she's TRYING to lose that custody battle.

@ wayne #160
I love you!

@ 164 CHARITY -

You're a fucking retard.

@195

kiss my ass!

This bitch definitely needs my cock in her ass!

My favorite part about these pictures are the camera men making horrified faces and laughing

hey charity, i challenge you to not use exclaimation points after every sentence. can you do it? can you? can you?

but in all seriousness, "The girl is going to have a major comeback" BAAHAHAHAHA i'm going to, with every fiber of my being, try to not jump back on that bandwagon. it's going to be hard, i'm not going to lie! wtf are you even talking about charity? that would require someone to actually be on the bandwagon in the first place. you must be as batshitcrazy as Britney. and sadly, you're probably one of those girls who still dresses like Britney in a schoolgirl uniform for halloween. so fucking sad...

Hey bob - I'm not so sure that Charity isn't actually the real Buttney's screen name.

Is there no one in her life that could lean over and ask her "Brit,where are your pants?"... that is by no means a mini dress even for a 12 year old.
seriously, she is crazy.

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww..im barfing right now

Does everyone that moves to Los Angeles become a basket case. It appears that all these celebrities either become involved with cults or go crazy. It must be the smog or something. I heard that you could get a second degree with all the time that one spends on the 405 Freeway, but that is another story.

@199

you can really have it down your throat! Fudge packer!

What the hell happened to her.

She is getting a fat ass.

She used to have a nice body.

She has really let herself go.

What a little piggy.

Charity, is that your name or is that what guys give when they fuck you?

I'm a little confused.... i know they touch up pics for magazines and stuff, but she keeps looking bigger and bigger, then normal or skinny again (Allure), then she's big again. Her thighs are like tree trunks here. What's up with that?

*moan* *sigh* (and not the good kind of moan/sigh)
"Do ah look purty"
"yeah Brit you DO!"
"Do ah look seyaxy?"
"Oh YEAH!"
So mean. Someone please take this poor girl by the hand. Do the right thing. -Brush (I mean Burn) the wig, dress her, feed her the meds she obviously needs. Back when she was so called hot I used to say knowingly, " That girl's gonna get fat, just watch" But how could we have known how low things could go. She must be stopped. She's making our WHOLE NATION look f*ckin ridiculous. She makes Paris Hilton and K-Fed (99 cent) look classy. It's just so wrong..........It cannot go on............MAKE IT STOP SOMEONE PLEASE!!!!!!!!

My computer has been slow today, so I think this will end up posted first, but if not....

She's retarded right?? I almost felt sorry for her, then i saw see was wearing her UGLY ASS boots again with another greasy fucking wig sliding off her head.
Forgetting her pants??! Seriously?? Didn't she wonder where that breeze was coming from? why people were sniggering and pointing? taking close ups of her ass??

im sorry IM SORRY i never post things on this but i feel compelled to ask WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER

Yummy yummy! I'd so hit that!
I'd even eat the corn out of her poop.

Girls, rip Britney all you want, but ignore the negative stuff here from male commenters, it has nothing to do with the real world. If you let your guys have a few drinks, then sent Britney (in this outfit) to walk by them, they'd instantly pop raging boners and go after her like the dogs that they are. Anybody who's been in a bar on a Friday or Saturday night - a couple of hours before closing time - knows this is true. Don't let them out of your sight, and don't let them drink. It sounds harsh, but mentally and emotionally they're like little puppies, and over time they'll be very loyal and grateful toward you. All successful women come to this realization early in life.

Oh, come ON....

What the fuck? It's like she's just doing this shit on purpose now. Normally the "Forgot to wear her pants" jokes are exaggerations about a short dress, but in this case, I really think that's actually a shirt.

I'm convinced that Britney is purposely trying to sabotage her own image. For my own sanity... I will NOT let myself believe that anyone could really be dumb enough to forgot to wear pants... just... no.

Also, wouldn't it be awesome if it turned out that this "Charity" commenter was actually Britney Spears herself, desperately trying to defend her choice to fore-go pants?

You guys made me laugh. (Everyone except Charity anyway - that schtick is getting old.)

I don't want to see those boots ever again. Maybe we could hire someone like Tonya Harding did - a Galooley-type to send someone to knock her down, yank those boots off and run like hell.

GROSS.
This is NOT a "micro mini" by any stretch of the imagination. It was clearly intended to be worn ONLY as a shirt...with pants.

As horrifying as Britney is, she always motivates me to go to the gym.

Thanks Brit!!!!

if you love your kids and you know you are being investigated to see who gets custody of them wouldn't you do everything you could to convey a good image? her kids obviously don't mean enough to her. maybe deep down she wants kevin to have them.

skank put on ur pants u dont look cute

I would still pop it bareback

"Thes spase fer wrunt"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wow all that money and she cant even cover up her ass in public, shame shame

This girl is f'ed up. Doeasn't she realize that displays like this are not going to help her keep custody of her kids??? wtf?

Ugh. Good thing I haven't had breakfast yet.

http://testosterone-zone.com

Didnt her mama teach her how to dress herself before she went out the trailer door? BTW i was just listening to to the clip of her "New Song" the back round sounds like a Kareoke verstion of a Eminem song. It is also aparent why she only lip syncs and refuses to do live performances. My hound dog can keep better tune than Britney!

I'd lick her skin right off!!

very funny reading everyone pretend they dont worship her.
shes a goddess, and she knows it.
the boots are also very nice ..

I don't care what anyone says. She is yummy! I say leave it off and show us the goods!

Cottage Cheese alert!

Poor Brit. She's just so pathetic.

When are they going to bust this girl for INDECENT EXPOSURE?!? I mean really come on saggy pants are outlawed but walking around with no undies and your butt hanging out isnt? Shes doing this to get attention cause she knows shes there is no comeback for her!

Didn't anyone have the decency to tell her that was a shirt and not a dress...??

Tacky tacky tacky - but we already know that!

How come you all speak ugly of Britney now! You don't mind looking at naked women, BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN BRITNEY IS OUT OF THE LOOP, SHE HAS KIDS! Come on now, you don't know how many of those woman in center folds have KIDS, now do you? You have double standards!!!! Repent! (your language is worse than her buns)

is that cottage cheese I see?

shut the f--k up Carolyn

WHAT A PIG!!!! I HOPE THEY TAKE HER KIDS AWAY FROM HER!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A 2 BIT WHORE!!! THEY NEED TO UP THE DOSAGE ON HER MEDS!!!

I can't believe you printed some of these comments, but you didn't print mine. I must have shown too much common sense.

Britney, Lindsey, Paris, et al. They are all white trash. By the way, What an UGLY ASS.

Thought Brit married down when she took that crapster from the pregnent lady. Looks line the crapster married down. State should step in for kids sake. Nobody else cares. Crapster only wants them for the extra income. Where are the grandparents for christ sake?

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children.

whats the saying?
when you're in a hole, just quit digging....

I'D HIT THAT ALL DAY LONG HATERS!

The dress probably did fit and cover her cellulite correctly before she gained that last 50 pounds.

What is with this woman and her boots? (Commenting on her psychotic behavior is a waste of typing). So I am picking something waaay more superficial, it's akin to being five again and wanting to wear my new roller skates to bed, church, the store, school, etc. Does she not own other footwear? What Goodwill did she grab those at? There like an STD, ugly, sad and a constant reminder not to drink and shop.

Whew! Thats better.

While she is showing her bare bottom, someone needs to use a old fasioned
leather strap on it. Like the farmer said after smacking the mule between the
ears with a 2x4...at least I have his attention.

man, talk about wanting to look away.. love or hate Paris, at least she IS a babe, and flaunts a very, very nice bod. and in that respect she is worth taking pictures of.. Paris is HAWT. Britney on the other hand, is... well... a train wreck.. I guess that;'s why people care it's hard not to go out of your way to see a train wreck!

Hi everyone!! I am so glad I clicked on the backside shot. See!! My cellulite isn't so bad afterall, I mean shit, if Brit's got it, so can I~!!!! But, hey, from the side shot, I think she just looks hot. They just got a bad angle from the back, I'd say it looks good too. But, the extensions have got to go. Shave your head, wear a short micro mini with your ass cheeks hanging out, some fishnets, something. I don't know. Everyone be happy, la , da, da, da, la ,da mother fucking da!!

damn! I don't really care that she doesn't have any pants on, for her it is dressing up in the winter but look at that hair! damn woman
you rich and you walk with ^&*%$@! roots and ugly extensions!
she is a SKANK! she should change her name in Britney Weirds

Just like Michael Vick "TRASH with CASH"

Whata pig. Will she ever grow up?

Go Brit! We love u :)

Hey...my wife is 56 what's her excuse!!!! Ref: cellulite looking ass.

I wonder how she feels to be a dried up old hose bag?

What are you dudes talking about? She is HOT, HOT HOT! I wish I could see more!!!

I am happy that I am Latino and being Latino our women would never dress in such a manner. Like the saying goes "You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl".

She is not going to have a comeback - it's just like that You, Me and Dupree film - it just sounds stupid.

One wonders what kind of relationship she had with her disfunctional father....the girl is disgusting. I say the kids should be taken away...maybe that would give her a wakeup call!!

#40 you are the funniest.Brit why continue to obsess over this creature?

God, I'm so sick of Britney. Enough with these train wrecks already! If anybody cares, there's a totally new underground female artist who actually has some talent - a piano songwriter girl named Christine Anderson. Her song "Hollywood Trainwreck" is pretty cool. And she's not a drug addict like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse either. Isn't it weird how all these Hollywood stars who had everything they could ever want are all killing themselves with drugs?

Ass looks like a sack of yogurt..........
100 million bucks doesnt wash off the white trash........

Does she NOT have a stylist??? This "look" is blindingly horrible. What is WITH the boots and cowboy hats? Ugh, ugh ugh!!

Brits made an ASS of herself for the past few years, I guess she is just showing us all what an ASS she really is. She is sick and I mean that in a sense of she needs help. I think a visit to ward 8 may be in order.

id lick the sweat off her juciey pussy lips anyday!

id like to see all you retards that put brit down,bet your real fat asses and your lucky to be sleeping with the pigs that some of you are fortune enough to have sex with,all women wish they were her and all men want to be with her,if you disagree,,,YOUR GAY

you bunch of jealous bittys and gay men-i wish i looked that good-and if you go to a beach you can see more than that-but i bet few of you naysayers would

the old whitetrash women that work at walmart could put an outfit together better than that. and that means buying the clothes there.

Brit,

Just got the Fed Ex, you pants just showed up. Go ahead and put them on, then we can go.

I couldn't help myself and clicked to see this outfit from behind..........ewwwww..............i think i may be blind now. fat behinds aren't suppose to be flashed like that.........she looks like a walrus

ewww, gross fat legs!!!

I feel sorry for Brists she need help and yes there is something wrong inside her mind.

To you @ Kirsten dunst #268 who you think you are #1 I'm not the old lady and I'm not WHITETRASH I been working Wal-Mart for 18 year and I have a very good looking husband for 22 year of my marriage and there is nothing wrong buying a clothes they got better clothes then your trash clothes how is that is that and I'll call you whitetrash antn't got no brain how is that is that to you......

i hope she left a will to protect her children from kfed

Is that fish i smell?

B I T C H!!!!! sorry BRIT..... poor girl

she looks better than any of you Skanks dissing her!