Aug 30 2007Britney Spears planning comeback performance

She has cum on her back?

First... eat it

Nevermind.. i need to eat it

Want to know where Britney is going to be tomorrow night? you know you wanna.... click my name and all will be revealved!

What you don't want to know? how can anyone not be interested in the one women disaster???????????

please God, NO wardrobe malfunctions!!!

Graham is now eating the cum off britney's back

#1,

At this point, I wouldn't even cum on her face. It's no fun if the catcher isn't capable of being humiliated.

You know what? If she does do some kind of "cumback performance" I will watch that stupid show just to see the inevitable meltdown. I can't wait!!!

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Oh yeah, Titney. You need to stop borrowing your younger sister's tops and go get yourself something to hold those grandma tits in.

@10
Damn straight.
Is that a bikini? or a bra?

You are seriously on fire today with your wittyness. You're always hilarious but there's just something about today...

its a good thing im deaf-- so i wont be able to hear the boooo's when she freaks out on stage...lol

lol@ cum on her back -- sorry that was me -- i gave the bitch a towel -- she should have cleaned up... dirty hoe.. !

fist!

~420~

WWW.BRITNEYSCOMEBACK.COM

AS SEEN ON TMZ ON 8/29!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~do u believe?

You know what I can't believe? That Mr Fish cropped down that photo of her holding a cigarette next to a nekked Sean Preston's face. why superfish why?

Are you trying to protect our brit-shit? OOOH, I bet you're secretly in league with these nutcases who wanna see her comeback (cumback?)

Well it ain't gonna happen cos she's a fruitloop.

agreed Chauncy.

@4- The revelation there is that you're a fucking fag.............

brit consults the 8 ball for advice.

but feels staring at that bag of coke waiting for it to talk is about as likely as a comeback.

As much as I know I shouldn't get my hopes up I can't help but think this 'shocking' plan for the comeback is that she's going to kill herself on stage. Her life has been going that way for a while now and I can't help but think she's just decided to go out with a bang. Midway through Oops I did it again she'll pull out a revolver and shout, 'I'm going to give you all the show you were looking for' then blow her tiny brains out all over her faggoty backup dancers. Oh baby that'd be sweet.

"Totally, patently false,” says a Timberlake source. "

Ugh, even Justin's PR people sound duchey

at the very least this performance will prove to be entertaining, if only in a train wreck sort of way

She thinks that one 3 or 4 minute performance is going to put her back "at the forefront"? This chick is beyond delusional, and so is anyone who thinks she will be making this huge comeback. She's been talking about it for the last two years and I've yet to see anything that resembles that. Someone, please tell her it's over, move out of L.A., try a different career path, and just fade away from the music scene. She had her time in the sun, she made her money, now it's over.

Someone please tell the media also. They haven't figured out yet that she's done.

If she wants attention she might try adopting a group of racially diverse infants and toddlers, or join the Pussycat Dolls.

21- good idea, but she'd end up adopting recially diverse pussy cats..... because her 8 ball told her to.

is this going to be like her other comeback where she danced around in a whore's uniform & lip synced? ohhh i'll set my tivo.

she should try to actually sing. that would be more of a show and just her same old shitty act of flailing around in too tight clothes while you have a fake microphone on your fat head.

i hope it's even more disastrous than we're expecting.

14. Who put internet access in the nuthouse?

What the hell does racially diverse mean? What a white thing to say.

mmmmm

Cottage cheese thighs and fishnets.

I can't wait........ya'll.

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25: Racially Diverse = obviously Jewish but trying to pass as gentile

God she's hot. Can't wait for the VMA's!! Oh yea... Where's that cumbucket Veggo??? I have a present for him..

The boob on the left looks broke

Hey Jimbo, can I help?

@28 Good morning TROLL are you talking about your bother again? You use to be his cumbucket? and just and FYI, veggo is a female she is all female

Screw Brit, I'm having a ball just listening to tone loc!

At this point, I think her big cumback should be on Saturday Night Live. She could sit there eating fried chicken in an expensive dress with her hair and makeup all over the place. At least on SNL I wouldn't feel that slight pang of guilty for laughing at her train wreck of a life.

She'll be gyrating on a stripper pole like Moose stuck in a tar pit.

Can't wait!

Racially diverse = the Brangelina Brood

And you're right, it's probably a white thing to say.

Probably replaced the "lesser races" and to the person who uses such a phrase it means "not like me".

She's such a mess. She should tour with Heidi Montag and that douche of a boyfriend Spencer and the Hogan girl all on one bus. Then they should drive that bus off of a cliff.

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I always thought MTV prided itself on being hip and on top of things and shit like that. So why would the execs even consider using this sad creature to open the VMA's?

mornin jimbo!

oh, and I soooooooo didn't know that racially diverse had become a cuss word. But I'm excited now, cause I just called my boss one, and he was all like "whatever whitey!". And I was, like, "fuck you you racially diverse fucktard!" It was awesome!

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NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN...

You know, if Britney's performance was a slide show of all her past romantic failures with audio of the increasingly hostile phone conversations between her and K-Fed, her and her mom, her and her ex-manager, I'd actually watch that.

But who the hell wants to watch Britney attempt to sing and dance now? She could never sing or dance, but at least you could watch her gyrate and that'd be good for some entertainment. Now, it's just like watching the sad stripper that works the lunch shift.

Britney is going to wear a white t-shirt that says trailer trash for her MTV cumback and that is all. There is rumor she will trim her pretty little kitty since she'll be on TV but we will have to wait and see. If this cumback goes as Britney plans and she becomes a big star again she will be throwing her two children into the crowd never expecting to get them back. If her cumback fails the kids will be taken home and bathed in the toilet.

Superdevil: awesome. But is it supposed to look like Obama?

Yeah,

Cum on her back

Enough already seriously
#30 - AWESOME ASCII arts dude

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@30.. please do help. just tug a little.. and you'll get ur treat. just rub it into ur skin and hair after. your welcum.

"she's going to pull a rabbit out of a hat and gyrate until it dies."
hahahahah
wow

LL I just don't know any more

Is that a reference to the rabbit vibrators? ahhhhhhh

CANT WAIT FOR BRITNEYS COME BACK!!!!!

This hillbillies only career is only as a tabloid freak. Period.

39--if you could give a fraction of that talent to Britney.....................

Her comeback? As in, her career comeback? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ummm her 'career' is over unless you count the career of street hooker based on her, oh, FORGETTING TO WEAR PANTS.

Come Back? How 'bout a..............Go Away? A Go FAR FAR AWAY?

Ah once again MTV is doing it's best to rape what's left of music's corpse. Instead of...oh, I don't know, promoting actual, real, honest-to-Odin musicians who work hard at their craft, they're doing their best to prop up the industry's discarded Payola sock-puppet, a lip-synching phoney who still hasn't realised her 15-minutes of Payola is used up.

To the idiots spamming that "britney's comeback" website, all I can ask is HAVE YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED TO REAL MUSIC? How is this lip-synching parental failure going to launch a "comeback" based on the empty lip-synching of her old, badly-aged "hits" while she shakes her fat, cellulite-encrusted ass? How is this a "comeback?"

(ooh..an "as seen on TMZ?" Big deal. A rancid bum standing on the corner with his pants at half mast singing "Old Grey Mare" could get mentioned on TMZ too. And he'd have more real talent than that Mickey Mouse Club retard.)

She won't be pulling the rabbit out of a *hat*...

Blubbo The Clown:

EXCELLENT post! Damn that was funny! Those moronic Twitney fans can't say anything except "you're just jealous!".

Idiots!

#54 yes the Old Grey mare ain't what she used to be is she?

Unless Cris Angel has a magic trick that removes cellulite I and bestoes talent I can't see this comeback working.

why the hell are her boobs popping out on the outside of her top?? yuck.

You should write a book on pop culture. Hilarous. Although, I must say I'm thrilled that you and I are not enemies, I might jump off a bridge.

If Britney had been able to still look sexy and hot through out all her insane moments in the past few years, she might have had a chance at a comeback. Or if she actually ever had the ability to sing well it might happen. But after seeing her dimpled ass, nasty weaves, droopy boobs, gross cooter, chewed up nails, zitty face, horrible parenting skills,...oh god I could go on and on. Anyways, unless Criss Angel performs some serious magic on her ass...or manages to hypnotize the entire country into thinking she's hot again...I don't see the comeback happening.

...maybe she'll pull a bunny out of her vaj?

I bet she wishes Kevin would cumback!

Is anybody out there?

A reunion show with Timberlake or Timberland the rapper? She seems to like the black guys nowadays (referring to butt pic from yesterday).

I bet she wishes her hair would comeback!

#39 - that was the most fantastic thing I've seen on this site. Way to go!!

I'm 100% in agreement with the post where she pulls a handgun from her vag & blows her brains out live on stage. I'd be all about TiVo-ing that.

Whatever it will be, it will be PURE MANIPULATION>

She's a has-been, and really should have never been in the 1st place.

hey, jrzmommy. don't you have something hilarious to write? i mean, what you do is so awesome. you are a fat piece of crap.

We still aren't at 69?

Oh please, Britney. Dream on bitch. Your career is so over there is nothing you can do to resurrect it. Why? Because you've taken the craziness too far for too long and involved your children and people just don't like your trashy ass any more. Not to mention you singing is horrendous. Personally, I find you to be just flat out disgusting. It's Jamie Lynn's turn for fame. Hopefully, she'll handle it better than you.

her real new song sounds ok. it's a dance track.

You can hear her official "comeback" song on kiisfm.com. Not sure if she has a video made for the song, and not sure if she will perform this song at the VMAs, but time will tell. I don't see her losing any more weight in a week before the performance, so if she does perform, she will most certainly be chubbsy-ubbsey! The song isn't so bad, surprisingly, but this is Brit Brit, and so no doubt she will find a way to mess things up....unless her new manager can really keep a handle on her.

#12..really. it's just you....

#39.. FUCKIN" AWESOME !!!!!!

#54.. EXCELLENT!!!!!

Media: move on !! The public has !!!!!!

Britney Spears is so controversial, half the things we hear about her is probably the biggest load of bullshit. She's like, the girl in highschool that everyone loves to hate because she stole your boyfriend...[From what I hear, probably your girlfriend too.]

Back to the topic of this post...I actually heard Britney's new single and it's decent. It's not perfect, but she always had a good voice. [Bad publicity, Bad taste in men and Bad image, but a good voice.] And she actually shows that off in this song.

As for her children...No matter who they end up with, they'll be fucked up. I mean come on, their mother flashes her coochie around town and their father is known for being a male dancer, and smoking pot so much their mommy kicked him out. Send the kids to Brad and Angelina.

#67 "She's a has-been, and really should have never been in the 1st place"

So True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every show with Britney in it is shocking!

God, I'm so sick of Britney. Enough with these train wrecks already! If anybody cares, there's a totally new underground female artist out there who actually has some talent - an awesome piano songwriter girl named Christine Anderson. Her song "Hollywood Trainwreck" is pretty cool, and she's not a drug addict like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, and the rest. Why are all these celebrities who have everything throwing it all away on drugs?

#18 - Yeah, that would probably be her best bet, if she kills herself on stage. At least that way she has a chance of immortalizing herself, sorta like a much grosser white trash version of Marilyn Monroe, and being remembered forever. Even though she's a drug addled fat-ass loser. She's got to be so depressed because she used to be hot. Now her fat ass is all sick and wiggly, her twat is stretched out, and everybody knows her as a fucked-up-on-drugs has been. Talk about a bad decline. Guess that's what you get for not having any talent.

54 - Amen! She has no musical talent whatsoever and her albums only sold because of the overt kiddie porn style ad campaigns and the ability of her producers to use pitch correction on her "voice" and ProTools to glue together her two million takes in the studio to make it sound like she can actually get all the way through a song from start to finish. She suxxx.

#77 - OMG. You are my hero! THANK YOU FOR THIS!! *

* People, you might actually want to check this chick out... if you like real music that is. CHRISTINE ANDERSON - http://www.christineanderson.net (She's pretty much smokin' hot and she does have talent.)

P.S. She looks like she's a 40 year old with a thyroid problem.

The only way I'm watching is if it involves a big giant hook, and half way through the show, SHE GET IT!

Otherwise, not interested. NEXT!

her boobs are sagging already.

I'm glad mine weren't that big. Hers will be brushing her belly button by the time she is 32.

MTV showed a video of Britney Spears staying at home, tending to her children and basically acting like a human being with normal maternal instincts. Nobody gets dropped or used for an ashtray. Child services doesn’t stop by. And most importantly, no one sees up Britney’s skirt...

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that shit was so funny
good 1

I can't wait for this shit. Not only is Britney Spears suffering from a great Bi-polar-public meltown acid-trip from hell like a whore, but her "comeback" performance is being staged, (almost literally) by fucking Chris Angel. She's gonna fall flat on her horse mouth, and I'll laugh. Note: Britney's always doing that stupid horse mouth. Like she's making fun of the photographers. Not cute. Also, doesn't anyone realize that that "Mindfreak" buttwipe is forty years old this year? He's a magician, and he's forty. What gives? I'm ready for his fifteen minutes to be up already. He's so intense. Fart.

Please let her get booed off the stage at the VMA's - - - maybe then this washed up skanky ho will go the hell away. I'm so tired of seeing her pathetic self in every tabloid.

Britney, get some help> for your boys sake.

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