Aug 31 2007Britney Spears' two new songs are really good

blows

wow first! yeah yeah i dont have a life.
i listened to the first song.
and...
i like it! good as fire baby!!!!

crazy

I smell a grammy! no wait the dog just farted.

she's like squeezing her voice . it makes me shiver . kinda ew ?

She sounds like a billy goat being raped by a farm boy at the beginning.

God damn it sounds like she's being backed by singers from munchkinland.

Sounds like the latter to me. Unfortunate, though. I would've loved to hear Britney talk about oral ejaculation. Crazy wench.

WOW! That song makes me wanna do the no pants dance. Weird.

Cold as Fire is so WHINY.

Also, does she think repeating "Break it down" makes a song cool?

um, yeah it sucks, but she is definitely not saying "make him come in my mouth", it doesn't even sound close to that. that said - this is the worst circus music I've ever heard.

Good gosd do they suck. Like an orec pro.

Gimme More ROCKS - I can see people dancing to that when they're out - also the lyrics from 'Cold as Fire' are definitely ‘make him call me mamma.’
I think Cold as fire is meant to be a fun track like Do Somethin.’ I really like Gimme more tho its hot!

If you put on headphones and close your eyes and listen to the songs and allow your mind to drift, you will find yourself in a place that no man or woman were ever meant to see. It is a place of eye-gouging, cheek-clawing madness, and if you are not strong, you may never return.

I don't think this is her, actually.... a copycat. She's flat. And yeah, the backup singers are horrible. The sidewalk singers in Rocky were better.

Oh yeah, and if Britney is twice as nice as heaven - what does that say about hell?

"I take kids and feed them Kool-Aidy/ Drive around with them unrestrained/ Just like with my babies"

Gimme, gimme, more, gimmee, gimmee, gimme, more… Give ya what? Pants, cheetos, self-esteem???

"Make him my new baby" As if she needs another kid to mistreat.

I really wish the "sing-with-a-baby-voice" trend in music would go away.
Britney, Jessica Simpson, J. Lo, Gwen Stefani- please, please, please women- grow up.

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I can't wait for her CD to come out, to be roundly PANNED and ignored by the public. :)

She keeps hearing that Cher song, over and over in her head. "If I coullddd tuurrrn back time"

In the picture, is she riding in or driving a special needs bus? The dude behind her looks like a 'tard.

I'll be honest..

fellas, it was sounding great.

But..

I could've used a little more cowbell.

I thought that Baby Boy sounded familiar. Listen to the song Legend on Nelly Furtado's "Whoa Nelly" album, and you'll hear the hook is similar. There is no way any music exec is going to let that album hit store shelves. It sounds like she made those songs up with an old synthesizer with a corded microphone attached.

yea i'm over her. she'd better invest whatever $ she has left wisely!!!

#4... LOL ! Good One.

I can't really believe how BAD these songs are. Her style is so OUT and she sounds AWFUL...so off key. AND the lyrics are so HURTIN'. Break it down? Isn't that from 1991? And she repeats it !! And it is so SICK the way she is singing about being so cool and hot stuff! WHY? SHe is hanging on by a thread to her past and it hurts.
Yah, this is probably the worst "singing" I have ever heard.

@25 With a fisher price plug and play....

i like errrrr.......

click my name go on click it... it's friday afternoon and your trying to kill the last few hours at work so go on click it.

TOTALLY WORTH A CLICK!

29- go fuck yourself.

The fundamental problem with these songs is they're too much like her 90's style. There's absolutely no sense of her having grown or developed or anything. And if her audience back then was still around, she might be able to sell a few of these. But they've grown and moved on themselves. She has no audience ... and this drivel ain't gonna create any new fans.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....death to Britney Spears... I WISH a spear would go throught her throat so she would literally be incapable of singing....not that she isn't already. boy.....no one want to come to that mama!!

my ears are bleeding. and not in a good way.

#18...hilarious!

Cold as fire, hmmm... what is that supposed to mean?

@29...Took a click, Cameron Diaz has some nice get away sticks....Heard about most everything else. Don't who the topless chick is with the fakies, but weren't bad. I'd chew on 'em for a bit.

oh - and the douche bag at the end of the second song...."The Legendary Britney Spears". LEGENDARY??? you have to fucking be kidding me. she's legendary alright....for being a talentless, ass picking, white trash whore. she should be proud.

HORRIBLE!

OMG! SHE SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL LEARNING HOW TO SING. I COULD NOT EVEN FINISH LISTENING TO IT.

yeah, a legend in her own mind. If she has one. I highly doubt.

It's "I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby" dumb asses. These songs are awesome, stop being such a bunch of mean fuckers.

y'know, i don't like her, but this is so bad it couldn't be her. And if it is her, sad. Just sad. These songs are terrible.

#23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#24 AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

what in holy fucking hell was that??!

Nice that Alvin and the Chipmunks are making a comeback.

At this point even Madonna has got to be embarrassed that she stuck her tongue in that.

She should have done Kenny G cover songs. You know, the kind with no words.

This is just the rancid cherry on the awful cake that is her life. Her goal of Uber Trash will not be complete unless it has an awful album on top of it all. Now she's going to play that "Ah don givvafuck; tha's me, I'm keeping reeeeel!"

This fatneck bitch has no career anymore.....i dont know why she bothers.

Well at least someone is making music for that hard to reach niche market of crazy cat ladies

both are still better than "stars are blind", but that might not be saying much

Wow I really like them. And I'm not a Britney fan.

She sound's like Kylie Minogue on speed. Cigarettes does a vocal chord good!

Please, PLEASE let her play the VMA's!!! You know it will be bad, really bad, and that will be sooooo exciting!

By the way, gay clubs will play this crap, and love it. Brit's still many a boy's idol.

The guy behind her is trying to pick up pointers from her on how to give head.

man I can't wait to go home and listen to this...she's a poet I tell you, a poet!

Ok to be fair...not as bad as I thought they would be....but still pretty bad. Just shows how manufactured she was her whole career.

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Gotta say, Gimme More is kinda catchy. WAAAAY better than the first one for sure. But yeah....probably ought to go back to the studio. Take two?

aw shit. That first song is too whiny for my taste but I really love that Gimme More song. Srsly.

#24: My sentiments exactly.
That is probably the funniest comment I have ever read on the internet ever. I just didnt expect it hahaha That should be the answer to every "what's wrong?"
Answer: Well I gotta feeva... and the only prescription's more cowbell

Begin suicide watch.....

just the title "Gimme More" if fucking rediculous. Gimme? WTF??? The song is great if you enjoy someone repeating 3 words (actually 2 i guess) for 4 minutes straight. I hope all the people praising this are just kidding. If not, i think i will kill myself.

It sounds like she a chipmunk, yeah, a sexy, fat, sluttish chipmunk, hot baby, yeah

@60- I think you just described my picture. weird. do I know you? HA!

This is really craping dog shit

Have you seen the lyrics printed, or just heard her sing them? Because "it's Britney, bitch" is one thing, but:

"It's Britney-Bitch" is something altogether different. If the second is correct, she's really only making a self-identification...

I'm just saying...

Wow, those songs stink! She has the money and access to the hottest producers, and that's the best she could do. They are all repetitive and lame. And the ballad one is really pitchy. Don't thy have machines for that to make her voice at least on key. I'm no super musician, but I think I could do better! Blarf!

She sounds bloody awful!!
Bye Bye Britney, go home now.
You trailer trashed yourself beyond redemption and I don't wanna see your ugly ass face any more!!

In the firs song she has a baby voice. Sucks!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Takes deep breath. Resumes hysterial screaming.) MMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS! Make it stop!!!!!!! Sweet baby jebus, make it stop!!!!!

This shit sounds like the Chippettes coked up and drunk out their minds. This is from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie soundtrack, right?

what the hell was that sound she made in the beginning of the first one?

The lyrics say "Im just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him CALL ME MOMMA/ Make him my new baby"

That is what it sounds like to me.

That picture should be titled Slack Jawed Yokels.

i didn't actually think the first one was all that bad.
infact, having listened to it 7 times already, i'm singing along.

The audio equivelant of a hyena being ass raped by a one legged wilda beast.

This is what your nightmares in hell are going to sound like.

Ha! I like the line
" if youve ever been the heaven this is twice as nice"
That sounds like a line she would use while shes shoving cheetoes into her mouth and rocking back and forth in the corner of a crack house ripping her newly grown hair out.

Why is she even trying to make music she should stick with her new career as being a slut. Im wating for the Brettney Porn DVD to show up on news stands.

71--Please tell me you're hearing impaired.

She doesn't even sing anymore. If you actually listen to the songs after taking the cotton swaps dripping in sulfuric acid out of your ears, she sings three sentences and then says oooh, ahhh, yeahh for the rest of the song. Or gimme gimme more for three minutes straight.

It seriously doesn't even sound like her anymore. My dog has a better voice than britney.

She obviously is not aware of the critical Helium shortage.

#75 Marlee Matlin has a better signing voice than Britney

The real lyrics are awful but as far as your misheard version, I guess its just wishful thinking on your part because it doesn't sound like that at all.

Good Call #77

Does anyone else notice (cold as fire) she has someone blowing into one of those plastic bird things that you put water in to make it chirp...please say my ears are not deceiving me.

Cold as fire, Hot as Ice? She truly has created a metaphor mind trip

Let Britney bury herself Mr. Fish. She's doing a great job of that. She does not say cum in my mouth.

There's a guy in the background of the "Gimmie gimmie" song that sounds like he's actually trying to fuck Britney and is being careful not to get to close to her Herpes, VD, and the teeth on her vagina.

People, people, people, really now...you act surprised at the lyrical vomit Britney has spewed forth this time around. Britney never COULD sing to begin with! In the beginning, her voice was manipulated and tweaked on all her songs and still sounded like shit. Her concerts were all lip synced. She never had a "singing" career. She just shook her shit and people liked it for some reason, and she mistook that as people liking her singing. All her stupid fans gave her false hope and made her believe she ever had an ounce of talent. Thanks a lot to those losers. Her fans are all those American Idol audition disasters that think they can sing. Britney's singing is about as good as Harry and Lloyd's most annoying sound on Dumb & Dumber. Just a little under that. A little.

The MTV VMAs are gonna be SWEET...can't wait to see her make a bigger fool of herself...if that's possible

"Gimme More" is hot only because of the beat which is produced by Danja. She is fucking horrible, but Danja is a fool for this one. This dude can even make Britney Spears sound good, probably will be a hit.

It's actually kinda catchy. (As long as you can live past the 'yeah yeah yeah's'.) Her voice is very young sounding.

the sad thing is that queens and 13 year old girls will love this crap...despite what the rest of us think

why does she sound like she's 6? you're kinda past that cutsy teen stage, britney, grow up.

Do all of you REALLY think that those songs are sung by Britney? Not only do the vocals sound WAY to weak (not that Brit has anything close to a strong voice), but the production is terrible. And please don't give me any of that "these-are-just-demos" BS. I would put $10 on the fact that this is not Her Royal Craziness. Any takers?

I thought Alvin and The Chipmonks were dead; she sounds like she was in inhaling Helium. Well, I guess Helium is a drug.

In the first song it sounds like she says "Fuck" arond the 1:16 mark. Anyone hear this?

uhm does anyone else see the resemblence with the first song to the oompa loompa song from willy wonka? i'm expecting little green haired, orange me in her next video. that's the ONLY explanation.

i like it. i can feel brit brit's comeback y'all

at this point in her career she really would have to force any guy to cum in her mouth.. i think if she breathed on your cock you owuld have a 50% chance of getting aids

uh..Did she just call me bitch...?
I would rather listen to Chinese Opera. I think I get it now. The demon she sold her soul to for an inordinate amount of attention based on little to no talent way back in the beginning? Well she wants out of the deal now, and any day, if she keeps on keeping on like this, she's hopin the demon is gonna say " That's okay, EWWWW, KEEP IT!!!!"
Momma -don't let your babies grow up to be Pop Stars.

The way you presented this was really weak. Any celebrity blogger should know that Gimme More is her next single, which is undeniably a surprisingly good song for what we were expecting of hers. Yet you chose the weaker song and featured it as if it was the huge internet craze. 'Gimme More' has already broken records within hours of being leaked on the internet, and you kind of find a way to just hide it near the end of the entry. I've never really had that much appreciation for you anyway, superficial. It took you a while to get this article out anyway.

I LOVE THE GIMME MORE SONG, WHY U PEOPLE HATE SO MUCH????? gO TO PEREZ, THERES OVER 2000 COMMENTS FOR HER NEW SONG, ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE POSITIVE, PLUS IS ALEWADY # 80 ON THE RADIO, AND ITS ONLY A LEAKED SONG!! YOU GUYS CAN HATE ALLLL YOU WANT BUT YOU CANT ERASE THAT PEOPLE STILL LIKE BRITNEY, THIS WEBSITE ITS FULL OF TRASH, GO TO PEREZ, WAY BETTER WAY, THIS WEB ITS JUST FULL OF HATERS,

Gimmie More, pah!! Britneys trying to ride off Sexy Back fer sure

Ya, she is definitely whacked out on Helium.... how weird is that?

Dear God this song is terrible! What a total disaster, I truly hope this is a leaked fake otherwise anyone worth their money in the music business is done!

Helen Keller probably had a better voice.

One hundredth!!!! Eat that bitches.

90 - Yes, actually I was thinking the same thing as I listened to it.

Gimme More is kinda catchy, but dear God what idiot record exec let her back in the studio to record this crap? They deserve to be hung and quartered.

I couldn't quit laughing! Britney doing helium is hysterical! .. well, except for that first part where she steps on the cat - that made me mad - but the rest is FUNNY!

The first song, "Cold As Fire" honestly doesn't sound like her. "Gimme More" isn't half bad though...

ah, bluejeanbaby, didn't know I echoed you - I should read all the posts first.

#50, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.

HER CAREER IS OFFICIALLY OVER.
WHAT A CLOWN, OFFICIALLY THE LAUGHING STOCK OF ALL FEMALE PERFORMING ARTISTS. THE FACT THAT SHE WOULD RELEASE THESE SONGS IS EVIDENCE ENOUGH OF HER BAD JUDGEMENT THAT K-FED SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM GETTING THE KIDS NOW. WHAT A FUCKING RETARD.

AND WHAT THE HELL DOES "BREAK IT DOWN" MEAN ANYWAYS?

#31, you are way off base. Paralysis by over analysis. The fundamental problem with these songs is they flat out SUCK. Period.

Who's the dishwasher next to her? Vote Pedro..........

Wow, that's just wow.
The first song, is just annoying. It's repetitive, and it's squeaky. It just sucks completely. I think that song is what will end her career.

The second song, I actually kinda liked the beginning of it, then there is like....this boar sounding thing, and I was like "What the hell?". Ruined a potentially good song. And it's going into this....repetitive annoying trance thing...

The third one has a good beat, and before she starts really singing, it's good. But then she starts trying to do this....christina aguilera thing. Which just makes her sound like a COMPLETE fool. And then she talks....I thought this was a song?

There's my opinions, I hope her career is over :)

For the record, she doesnt say "make him come in my mouth" although maybe she should.

The lyric is make him call me mama.

Knock knock.. who's there..? Britney's not there!

Given what she's done to her poor kids, "make him my new baby" is a serious threat! Be afraid, be very afraid.

What... the... hell...

She sounds ridiculous. And why does she have sound effects from Space Invaders in the background? I'm all for Space Invaders, don't get me wrong, just not in a Britney Spears song.

*Guy in back seat* "for the last fucking time Britney, NO, I will not come in your mouth".

What's with the baby boy fascination? Perhaps you should go and attend to your ACTUAL baby boys.

Who the hell are her backup band? Alvin, Simon, and Theodore?? Is Dave her manager? She sounds like the long lost 4th chipmunk. The fat, slutty, no talented one.

both lyrics are right; there are two versions of this song floating around. The link here has the baby comment

Totally fakes.

#95 - you should just stick your head in a gas oven and get it over with.

Break It Down...Break It Down...Break It Down...

Wait, WTF are we breaking down exactly?

I think its pretty cool! Puts me in a gud mood : )

you act as if she ever had a song that was any better... trust me... it's not the best music i've ever heard. but then again none of her stuff ever was, so whats the difference?

i think its fine... it will sell.. watch.

I like the third verse lyrics:

"Make him shit on my back / Have him take away my babies"

She's truly an inspiration.

Make him call me "mama", you retard

I was listening to the songs and immediately thought of Anna Farris in "Just Friends" it was THAT BAD!!!! :)

The song that starts "i'm in a daze" definitely opens with the sound of someone hitting a water bong. OF COURSE SHES IN A DAZE. And the first song listed the "singers" in the background are singing the ooga chaka baby song that was really popular in the 90s. VOMIT. this is terrible.

Didn't her songs always suck? Why is this a shocker?

omg... I never thought a song could be bad enough to give me a migraine... I've been proven wrong...

man they both suck
cold as fire sucks more though
so annoying
I had to turn it off.

if they ever make a willy the wonka/charilie the choco factory two they should get her to do the sound track... it sounds like she has oompa loopas doing the background crap

First let me say not that I'm a Britney fan, far from it, I give her credit for at least trying to have a new song out. The girl's song has not been out for more than 24 hrs and already your quoting this from her song"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby". Clean your ears and you'll clearly hear that IT DOES NOT SAY THAT it says ."I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby" Stop causing drama, people like you are what probably drives them to rehab in the first place.

JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST!

I've had bowel movements sound better then that!

Fuck that stuff. That was painful.

Just show a photo of her fat ass again if you have to......

Gah.......

.

Man, and all the while I thought it was cats howling outside my door it was actually Britney!

OK, all of you perezHilton, Britney Spears plants can go back to that faggy website. You're exactly the type of people portrayed in the movie "Independence Day", where they are parading on the rooftop of the building and then their ignorant, brainless, dense, dumb, half-witted, mindless, obtuse, senseless, imbecilic, moronic, absurd, asinine, cockeyed, nonsensical, screwball, irrational, unreasonable asses were blown up. You'd eat your own feces if the government told you that it was healthy for you.

Moving on, it seems that Brit is teaching others how to be photographed as a gaping mouth-breather. She should be forced to live in solitary confinement 24/7.

"Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be Pop Stars." Very Sound Advice!!

I'll bet that Tone Loc has already contacted his attorney about the whole "Break It Down" bit. Her overuse of the phrase is sure to further dilute any playing that "Funky Cold Medina" gets now. He should get some royalties over that one.

Wow ... Mr. Fish just censored me. Wonder why. I'll have to experiment a bit.
Must be due to the way I slammed him for allowing a "Georgia Rule" ad to appear on his site.

OK, all of you Britney Spears, Perez plants can go back to that awful website. You're exactly the type of people portrayed in the movie "Independence Day", where they are parading on the rooftop of the building and then their ignorant, brainless asses were blown up. You'd eat your own feces if the government told you that it was healthy for you.

Moving on, it seems that Brit is teaching others how to be photographed as a gaping mouth-breather. She should be forced to live in solitary confinement 24/7.

"Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be Pop Stars." Very Sound Advice!!

I'll bet that Tone Loc has already contacted his attorney about the whole "Break It Down" bit. Her overuse of the phrase is sure to further dilute the little airplay that "Funky Cold Medina" gets now. He should get some royalties over that one.

Wow those songs BLOW. I thought the song that was leaked first days ago was pretty pathetic; but those other 2 songs are actually making it sound decent in comparison. The songs are so generic and lame. And she's trying to make her voice something its not (Christina Aguilera?) w/ Baby Boy. The other 2 are like something cheesy from the 80's (break it down?!!). I would have to say the fire song is by far the worst. And she does sound like a fricken chipmonk. Almost 26 years old, 2 kids, married & divorced twice, flashed her cooter for all the world to see...and Britney is still acting and singing like she's some little Lolita tart...Sad. We've already seen it all Brit; nothing intriguing or sexy left to sell.

I think it should be "Make him come in my mouth and make a new baby·"

Gimmee Gimmee.... Gimmee a man after midnight?

I don' t know why, but i can't get ABBA out of my head now!

gimme gimme

how about no, britney, you complete cunting slut.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!
IS THIS SHIT FOR REAL????
I had to wait til I got home to listen to it, and for the love of God I'm so glad I waited. I feel so VIOLENT now, I surely would have picked up my chair and thrown it at my computer screaming "Must Break it Down!!! Must Break it Down!!!" as I lept from the third floor window

And no one would have blamed me a bit

BAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Ohhh man those songs suck so much anuuuuusssss. I work in a record store and with an educated/experienced guess I know that 2 of them will not be hits, BUT the one that starts with "Its Britney Bitch" will def be a hit. Simply because they will play it lots in the clubs and the slutty chicks will have a super time grinding on any inanimate object they can find. AND because thats what young girls listen to these days anyways. SAD BUT TRUE.

Gimme more is going to be a major hit, that´s for sure!

The First one is pure crap.

Cold as Fire is painful, but I actually kind of like "Gimme More."

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. WAY BETTER THAN HER OTHER STUFF.

LMAO@PULLING RANDOM PPL OF SUBWAY!

faggot. Britney doesn't have a dick, so you are out of luck, fem boy.

I would listen to it, but my ears are still ringing with pain from the last new Spears song posted on the Internet.

On the bright side, once they are released we should have no trouble subduing insurgents in Iraq. I believe Britney's music is the perfect non-lethal, pacification weapon.

Well, non-lethal unless it is played too long or too loud.

Nothing new, just the same ol' tired and cutesy voice. You've heard one BS song, you've heard them all. "Baby Boy" is the worst of them, sounds dreary and sad, like the end of her career. Why do execs bother with her, she's old news and needs to be put out to pasture.

I'm mildly ashamed of myself for saying this but ...

Her new song "Gimme More" is actually decent. The lyrics are catchy and here, the gals love to party so we usually have upbeat, techno-based beats to dance to and sadly, it has it.

In conclusion, I must be shot. In the face. Twice...

WOW, I HOPE THAT SHE DOESN'T EXPECT A COMEBACK WITH THOSE CRAPPY ASS SONG, THEY'RE WORSE THAN WHEN SHE WAS A "HIT"

Oy vey...

My dog taking a shit sounds better than this fucking cum sponge! Jumpin' Jesus when will this twit get it through her thick fucking cranium that the ride is over???

Crap, Crapier, Crapiest.

Why do people think she has anything to do with anything? Anyone can walk into a studio, provide a few vocals, and then let the engineers distort them a thousand times over, add music and backing vocals, and then shovel the shit out to the masses.

Britney Auto-tuned Spears.

Actually, I kinda like the one where she says 'break it dooown'. It's not that bad how the person on this site made it out to be. =P

Do you have a link to the song that's not the crappy kind like these that open Windows Media Player, buffer for 30 minutes and then only play 10 seconds and there's no way for me to load the whole thing and wait till it's done to play because it will just rebuffer?

Gimme More sounds like something from the Paris album...and this is supposed to be her best? As annoying as the singing through the nose is, I prefer the Cold as Fire song as it's more rememberable.

ok... just... one more time : )

yes... we're still here for you

no need to try to talk to us directly

"roger, over and out"

...are we nearly there yet ?

OK. Check out the main pic...
Put your hand over the screen and cover everything from her nose down...
Look hard...

Now go load that scene from Aliens where the queen aliens chin is dropping out of face so she can eat Sigourney Weaver....

Nuf said....

Holy christ this song makes my balls hurt. Way to go Shitney! This bitch is a dumpy looking pig with zero talent. Who is she trying to appeal to with this crap anyway?? What is her target audience? The deaf? People with an IQ below 10? I hope K fed takes her kids and she ends up back in the nut hut spending her day making baskets and eating jello...lol. Stupid bitch

Did she say "fuckery" in Cold as Fire?

I can't hear the songs!!! OH NO!!!

Oh my god. This song is so bad. I actually fell sick having heard it.

If i have to listen to this on the radio i am going to put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger..........

Sid Vicious had a better "cum back" than this douch nozzle....and he looked better doing it.

Cold as Fire sucks!!!!!!!!!! What are they saying in the background?? It sounds like OOmpa-LOOmpa----------

You guys are ridiculous.

Firstly, these songs are the most any of us have heard her actually "sing" (despite how bad it may be) since she started her career. If she hadn't gone this huge downward spiral and was still in her prime, this shit would be good. Maybe not the first one so much, but Gimme More is definitely catchy enough. It's not like she's ever delivered ground-breaking material - she was just hot and an awesome performer. And now that she's not, you guys are judging the music when you never did before.

Don't get me wrong, Britney's fucking psychotic. But I was an old fan, so I feel sad for her. Though I definitely think she should've waited til she got hot again (if that ever happens) before she released any new music. I just wish she'd go into a cave for 3 months where no one sees her, drop 25 pounds, and re-emerge in a glittery nude body suit. Let's be real, that day would be a fucking national holiday.

I feel like I should be at a carnival in one of those crazy mirror mazes while listening to this song.

is it just me or is that a frog in the background of the chorus?

So why does she have her boyfriend buy her tampons in the middle of the song?

this is so screwed up. she used to be my idol and has just slowly lost my respect. I tried to be on her side but i just can't support her anymore. i thought at least she will always have her voice....but well...she doesn't. these songs are so horrible. it is so sad. :( wow. she is crazy/bad/sad/screwed.

It's bad to bleed from the ears right? I think I need to see a doctor...

Wow. And I thought you were exaggerating. That first song went about nine hundred miles up my ass. Thats how painful it was and how angry it made me.

*as they pelt Brit with cheetos, red bull and hit it....with a baseball bat* yeah gimme more, gimme more!

I'm still sexy ya'll!!!

It's true. She SHOULD'VE used more cowbell.

I'd rather listen to Stars Are Blind than any of these songs....

The sound affects in Cold As Fire are really really annoying.

yeah, bullshits...

its britney biiiiiiiitttttcccchhhhh! y'all

can't wait for you haters to eat your own mind...

its britney biiiiiiitttttccccchhhhhh! Y'all

this is quite possible the worst song i have ever heard. Britney is absolutely insane. how could she think this was good? how could she agree to make this song? it's worse than O-Town's Liquid Dreams. although i know many of us listened to O-Town in the past,,,

Federline's stuff doesn't sound half bad next to her new songs.

This is a joke. Not even 1% of quality or music,not even sanity.
This cant be even used for entertainment,its too childish.
To those of you who like it,honestly I consider you insane.Or 10 year old.

That ballad she did with that 'soulful singing' and lame lyrics...
I think it made Marvin Gaye toss and turn in his grave.
I felt embarrassed by listenin 2 that,I had to hear it on my headphones.
Really terrible.I dont understand how after all that time she didnt make no progress at all.

The Queen Of Modern Pop is back.

deal with it.

"Gimme More" will hit the #1 spot in radio stations WORLDWIDE.

you'll see..and we'll laugh. and you know I'm right.

and if you kids hate her so much why listen to her music in the first place?

It's a sad sad sad day....on my way home last night

Gimme More was on the radio.

I don't get the losers that play this shit. I was stunned hearing stars are blind on the radio...now this. Man 12 year old girls really have no taste in music. I would rather hear Paris any day...REALLY!

Queen of modern pop??? are you kidding me???

Those songs are really poor; I thought her producers would at least manage something a little better.

The first one sounds like a pirate recording of someone attempting to sing Gwen Stefani in a run-down kareoke bar

The second is just aping Timberlake and 90 million other acts

The third wants to sound like a Joss Stone track, but is hampered by the fact that Britney can't sing to save her soul and Joss Stone doesn't mix snippets of inane dialogue into her songs.

I'm surprised at the badness. It reminds me of the time the photos of Britney's cooch went online. I don't care that she'd just had kids; that was shocking. :P

I think this video is proof enough that she's a bad parent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMU3NCSU22Y

also watch these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_QDvS1amY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icRUMHStWtM

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

ahahahahahahahahaha! NOW you bitches are on her ass, what happen to all of the woofticketing that you were doing! I thought that she was on a roller coaster to NOW WHERE? lames! just like the true band wagon riders that you are...you prove that you got your lips injected with bullshit..to kiss my girl ass!

Little do we know, this is actually the soundtrack to the new Chipmunks movie!

What the hell man?
Each track sounds like it was created on a 1986 casio keyboard. Then theres so much computer alteration and rendering on Spears' voice that she probably killed a few mainframes trying to process it. I wont even get into the oompa loompas on crack singing backup.
Looks like the barnum and bailey music composer is the new mixer for Spears. However the most atroicious track was the last one. Its like a 4 year old trying to sing like big people, except the 4 year old is a mutant and when she "freestyles" it sounds like the breying of a mule.
I was anticipating crap coming from her but this... this... damn, it blows. So much so that I am personally afraid that I may be charged with road rage, cause if i hear this music spewing from some car my foot is going on the floor and im just going to plow into them to make it stop.

@185
Listen little girl,calm down your passion,and be realistic.
Nobody's on her ass,people are just insluted by the way she underestimates them by offering them this bullshit she calls music.
After so much time,she shoulda learned certain things.
U obviously dont know much about quality music and how much effort and time it takes to produce that garbage.It has no worth in any sense.
Not even in entertainment.U will realise when u grow up I hope.

Please, please, someone just kill this waste of space already.

omg, that first song has been stuck in my head for a whole day now after I listened to it...goddammit!

When she was sucking my dick I couldn't come, had to finish myself off by hand. So that line is either misheard or a lie.

"Break it down! Break...iiitt...dddooowwwn!"

I'm actually laughing my ass off as I type this. Did the producers actually screen this shit before thinking it was good enough to put out? I agree with one poster above who felt the need to leap out of his third floor window upon hearing this garbage...and that's putting it nicely. I fear the suicide rate will increase dramatically after this album gets released.

And I'm actually dreading my future now that I know Britney is twice as nice as Heaven. Hell here I come...

Of course the songs are bad. So is everything else on MTV and FM. If someone besides Britney were singing it, the comments would not be so harsh. The girl needs help, not smartass comments. She needs to leave the LA party scene, and do an unplugged album about cheating husbands, paparazzi hounds, tabloid vultures, child custody combat, thieving toadies and anonymous critics who couldn't turn out a decent limerick, much less a hit single. Then she needs to get into shape and go on tour again to win back fans. But, she won't. Watching Britney is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

@79 ... Yeah, I heard the bird chirping thing LOL

sucks my ass

@185 CHARITY

Do you have a personality disorder?

It actually sounds nice. Very catchy and fun. Im not a pop fan but I can see why others would like it.

@197
u high?

it sounds like a ringtone that comes as an option on a phone that costs $10.

this is crap
I figured she'd grow up and write about her dirvorce or her kids...
but sex?
isnt she like 40 something
god

I'm confused; she wants her man to call her momma? Isn't that a bit twisted?

Britney come back,why did you go,i need you inside of me.

Forever yours,
-Anus-

'cold as fire' is completely stupid, from lyrics to the way her voice sounds - like she just inhaled a fair amount of helium.

i totally agree with the helium voice. I dont even know what to say other than...WTF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_cofym2SAM

Thats the full version of 'cold as fire' .. its really stupid lol.

Anybody know where dat Brit is now? That hoe went and gave me bout four different kind of STD's.

That was unbelievably bad.
"Break it down"?? Oh my God, what the fuck.

Apparently Britney has a blog too lol, www.britneyspearsjournal.com

mmm prefiero hablar en español sorry but my english is not really good....
bueno me entere de esta pagina en un reportaje en el diario "las ultimas noticias" de chile...asi que decidi postear
mmm no soy fan de britney pero me encanta la musica en general, y buena la primera cancion espero que no sea su primer single porque es una cancion con sonidos un poco tontos...no huele ni a grammy ni a premio mtv
la segunda gimme more es mas "pegota" osea te puedes acordarte del tema sin escucharlo y para mi eso es bueno. Bueno no escribo mas porque nadie me va a entender XD bye

No grown woman should sound like that. Does she store tanks of helium in the recording studio to get that effect?

Still laughing. So bad, I almost hoped they were fake, because no one could possibly release this and think it was good. Smooth move for them "leaking" early so they could test the waters and see exactly how much of a sh*tburger they were unleashing on the public. This is going to make history for exactly how poorly it sells. Kathy Gifford's album will be a chart-topper by comparison.

I never thought I would ever hear a song that would make popozao sound good.

Motherfucking shit that is the worst fucking music I've ever heard, I mean besides ColdPlay and Nickelback.

What is with the fucking chirping in the background? Are those the bats in her belfry?

Britney, please go crawl back under that fucking rock you crawled out from under in Arkan-fucking-sa or wherever the hell you come from. You're soooooooooo over!

This shit sounds like it belongs in the 1990s

Guys,
I listened to both the songs fully and to the lyrics and honestly, none of it is shitty.
Okay, even I am a HUGE fan of hers but I must say her songs wern't WOW..
But theire decent! As I said, not wow but decent!
Dont be so shitty to her! Ok, shes a fuck up now, yes, she is almost retarted, and yes, she looks fuckin nasty now but her songs ARNT THAT BAD!...
Just like think bbout it!
Please like think twice before you start critizizing her as if she was like your evil step mother!

BEFORE SHE WAS A MIRACLE!
THEN SHE WAS A DISASTER!
BUT REMEMBER, SHE STILL AINT A CATOSTROPHY!
theres still chances of that Britney we used to see!
Just give her a break and who knowS!?!

Wasn't that a Kidz Bop song?

@216 if you only knew how low quality that is and how much effort it takes to come up with something like that you wouldnt have the same opinion.she is a pop star with years of work behind her,and she sounds worse than back then, like a total amateur.

im 19 and this is how my songs sound and I AM A TOTAL AMATEUR.
CLICK ON MY MYSPACE PAGE.

Britney s is a untalented whore! and always has been.
But you would think her voice and sound would mature, but it doesn't
it is the same bubble gum, chip munk voice and horrid over-produced low quality teenybop songs. HORRIBLE. Just like her.

Yeah she is definitely saying "Make him call me mama" NOT "make him cum in my mouth", and it sounds blatantly obvious to me. How did The Sun and The Superficial both think it said "make him cum in my mouth"?? Especially when she repeats "mama" right after, its so obvious..

I just heard gimme more, and it doesn't sound any worse or better than her previous songs, so if you liked her before, I don't quite understand how "Gimme more" has departed from her usual quality.

That said, I've heard that "Gimme More" is getting good reviews. I hope she keeps getting *even better* reviews, so this snide,smug, condescending, author behind "the superficial" master peice, can choke on all the nastiness s/he spews every day. I wonder what else s/he does besides write on a blog about other people's lives and judges them. Must make 'em feel big!

That's really good! I'm gonna buy it when it comes out.

sounds like the junk that freak in THE LAST DRAGON sang...

the first two were awful, what was she thinking with the lyrics?? music was like a 5-year-old was playing. terrible!

but in fact the third was good, honestly! i like it

i thought fire was hot and ice was cold

Gimme Gimme Gimme the pleasure of seeing Britney get booed off the stage at the VMA's.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HATE BRITNEY SO MUCH, JUST SHUT UP, I THINK YOU ALL ACTUALLY SECRETLY LOVE HER!!!!!!!!

If you really didn't give a shit, you wouldn't be interested in listening these songs. But you ARE, so you do give a shit. You are interested in her. If you hated her, you'd ignore her completely. Mothafuckas

man i feel bad for her she is obviously so lost she cant realize that she sounds like crap.
-but its also sad that there is some weasle producer laying and recording that music and taking her money. and is also probably telling her "this is the best that music you have ever done...great job britney". thats why people dont pay for music assholes!!

Worst. Music. Ever.

That's not even music. That's satan. In audio form.

back off! Brit's still badass...... CRAZY like a freakin fox but still BADASSS!

I don't understand why everyone is so against Britney? Yeah she made some mistakes, who doesn't?
I think everyone should stop judging her because she had kids.. At least she has some the money to do it unlike some people. People have kids all the time at her age, but its such a big deal to people because shes constantly in the spotlight.
I like her songs and think that she should come out with more very soon.

THANK YOU chill!
Finally someone who isn't fucked up in their minds!
OK, Brits a retard but come on guys!
Admit it!
She was REALLY good before! Like ya'll remember
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Toxic
Me Against The Music
Overprotected
Lucky
Sometimes
Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
etc!

She wasn't bad, she was VERY good actually!
Please, stop fussin about her!
Ofcourse she turned crazey when people followed her everywhere, judged every thing she did, watched everything she ate, gossiped about the men she dated etc!
Had someone done that to me, I would have commited suacide! Seriously!
Give her some time, and you'll see she'll come out better than ever!
Please!

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.......SOMEONE MAKE HER SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did I ever press play???

Horrible singer. People once bought her albums? I mean...jokes on CD?

HORRIBLE! WOW! If this song becomes a hit I will have no faith in humanity

well she ain't singing any worse then she did before, she's just out of date...unfortunately... I use to like her, I even do now but I feel sorry for her....this attention is just too much for her...she needs a longer time out to get herself together and then decide if she even needs all the publicity..Keep your head up B!

omg wtf!!!!!! cold as fire totally gay. i like the beginning of gimme more.her voice is way too high!!! britney is also the perfect example of why u shouldn't sing and have sex at the same time. lmao