Aug 23 2007Britney Spears' new single is magic

Punk'd!

somehow, this doesn't suprise me at all.

Early bird gets the worm?

If it's magic, I hope it'll make her fat ass disappear.

Oh No you did't #1!!!(#@*%()#*

wow, that's terrible...not that it should be surprising at all that it's complete garbage. however, what is not garbage is the new writing for the fish.

Jesus Christ, this is worst single I think I've ever heard. I'm pretty sure that I'd rather be forced to listen to Barbra Streisand albums than to hear this shitty song ever again.

Rock bottom, Spears. Rock bottom.

I for one think this single might be magical ... much the same way that jingle in Halloween III, Season of the Witch was magical. It comes on the radio at 8pm all over the world and all the kids with hair extensions and ill-fitting leggings have their heads blow up.

Did I just make a Halloween III reference? Oh yes, yes I believe I did.

BOO YAH!!!!!!

This can't be real! But this just tells you how manufactured she was before. She had a publicist, writer, wardrobe, etc to make all her decisions. Now we see that she is just a no talent ass clown.

http://www.wooohah.com
Celebrity gone to the hood. Hip-hop gossip so raw it hurts.

And the amazing part is that it will probably be a hit.

oh my fucking god my ears are bleeding!

Where can I get a copy of her new CD? I want to keep the stray cats off of my property.

Can I get some?!!

wait...! some of you thought she had talent until now?!

Does anyone else imagine her "phone conversation" in this too have occurred when she was talking to a toaster or something?

I want to hear!!! My work computer has no fracking speakers!!!
Bite Me has mail

it's far more terrible than i had hoped. well done, Pig Britney. Well done.

No you have mail!!!

Everytime I see her it reminds me; I need to invest in pork bellies.

Hey baby?
Would you mind getting some lube?
Yeah, when you come home.

Oh! Ok.
BTW, WORST LYRICS EVER!!!!!
Baby Boy??? What the crap is that!!!
She's writes like a 12 year old.

ha ha ha ha; your commment is hilarius . i can't stop ... lol lol...

wow. thats all i can say. and not wow as in "wow thats so amazing!"... i mean wow as in "wow, she has really lost her damn mind."

bitch is crrrrazzzy... but it feels alright!

Thanks a fucking lot. Now I'm deaf.

Hey FRIST - How do you think is going to be stupid enough to buy her crappy alblum? It is the same little girl that was crying for Sangina on American Idol

lol, fucking hysterical...where's the real song now?

that's just sad right there.

#19 I don't know about pork bellies. Mortimer told me to sell! selll! sell!

It's not bad...it's just really slow. Pop music isn't really my genre of choice but that doesn't sound like anything out of the ordinary. It had 1minute of cheesy dialog that was added for some reason, but other than I don't see why this is so funny compared to some of the other stuff that's out there.

I don't know how the rest of you feel, but in my book, this chick isn't even worth picking on anymore. I can't even come up with any insults. Your shit has to be pretty far gone when people don't even like to pick fun of you anymore. I'm at the point where I am so indifferent towards her that I don't care if she comes or goes, lives or dies. Look at the posts. A few months ago, some pretty funny shit. Now? Well?

That song touched me in places I haven't been touched since I was 12 years old and an altar boy.

Oops, I thought I had repressed that...

That chick in the car with her looks like Amanda Bynes.

that whole fake phone thing is pretty old, Mandy Moore had a fake answering machine message on her first album.

that's sooo bad.... far worse than I could have ever expected...

The sad thing is, the local radio stations are gonna be picking it up and then throwing it up on the radio every hour. Yes, I said throwing it up...

I can close my eyes and easily see a female spongebob squarepants singing this to a baby squid....but a legit single from this bi-polar trainwreck?....It aint happening.

That cannot be real.
There is no way the record company would let something like that out.
She's perpetually flat and the auto-tuning is really sloppy. Even if its done on purpose.

If this is real, she should really fire her entire team.
I'm seriously embarassed for her.

I like the phone conversation... reminds me of an episode of "Cheaters".

Oh wait
Would you mind getting some ... ?
Yeah that's it

Cheetos, right? Ding ding ding ding! Tell her what she's won Bob!

Damn, she couldn't even leave the stuff out of a fake phone convo!

Another amazing hit for Vocoder 3.0b!

I just listened to Spear's new song. Yeah, I know, I cried to. But then something strange happened after the song.

I got a phone call from a stranger, and he said I only had seven days. It kind of freaked me out. This happen to anyone else?

Why hasn't anyone commented that this song completely rips off Nelly Furtado?

suck is too nice a word for this crap........

Yeah, that's bad.

Music sucks, her voice sucks, the lyrics suck.

It , uh , sucks.......

.

Nelly Furtado made a song that sounds that pathetic?

@41 who that fuck is "Nelly Furtado" Does that answer your question?

Ugh. Jeez, she seems to have lost the ability to sing too.
Now, I'm not saying that warbling Aguilera-style shit that she used to do was great but at least she could hold a note. She clearly can't even do that anymore.
She has truly lost everything that made her ridiculously rich and internationally famous in the first place.

Ummmmmm. Well it's obvious baby boy deserted her because of that phone conversation. When are you going to be home? bye, wait don't hang up! Can you stop and the store and get me something? Oh and when you get home...yeah you are going to have to get on your chores.

Geez girl.

OMG hahahahahhahahahahaa. "ja gyge yea....getting some, yea." hahahahhahhahahahahha.

She turned down Justin and Timbaland's generous generous offer for this?! Britney has shone her true colors. Maybe they're not using vocal enhancements anymore....? hmm?

What she could of done was work with Timbaland, a freakin genius, and maybe get more than one song out of him. Restart her whole career with catchy pop, alternative songs, and then perhaps "write" some personal songs in the future when she is able to hire better producers and lyricists. This is complete wannable bs!

What happened to our pop princess??.... haha.

Your Gramma called... She wants her Bald Head back!

DON'T waste your time listening. The song is SHIT! Her voice sounds like a drugged up, depressed... fucked up person. The lyrics are crap and the music is boring at best.

Thanks There Ms Brit---------------NEXT!

i like it.

ha there i said it. i like it.

you fucking sheep.

When I played this song, it woke my dog up, and caused him visible distress. That would be kinda funny if I made that up, but I swear it is true. And of course, you should always believe what strangers on the internet tell you.

U don tuck bat but my mumma she sung gut oh fuckyfucky brown juicy underoos again shit kay bye BYE NOW

no. You are not a sheep. You are a dumb fuck. A dumb fuck who is also obviously deaf.

Britney couldn't even make it on American Idol..she'd be in the pre-show loser reels, and they'd be shaking their heads no in disgust thinking "who is this no-talent crazy bitch?!"

I don't know about investing in porkbellies. Pork Rinds maybe...

Well....maybe Britney and Lohan and Paris should get together and form a music trio. They're ALL good at sucking...and BLOWING

Holy fucking horse shit..... I picture her rocking in a corner writing this out on construction paper with a crayon. And is it Sun or Son??? I have to fucking know...Fuuucccckkkkk

When you get home...
Would you mind getting some cheap asian hooker we can share?
Yeah, that's it

Nelly Furtado? Hell no, she's trying to sound like Xtina. . And even Xtina can barely pull of sounding like Xtina.

I love the instrumentals, but the lyrics are terrible and the talking part is so cheesy!

the part after Don’t you leave me in your crowd was beautiful
;S maybe she should pray for a hit or some thing and not for love!

xtina? i'd say amy winehouse

Man, you guys sure are addicted to criticizing. I'll rip Britney for anything lifestyle- or parenting-related, but this single is going to be a hit. Guaranteed. It's not like pop music is deep, or even mildly interesting. Britney's got an ear for this shallow crap, and she'll bop her way back to the top of the charts soon enough, given her audience. Make fun of it all you want, but she's done it many times and it's more than any of you could do even once.

#64............? many times before? your kidding right? There is absolutely no way in hell this song is ever going to me more then a joke

She needs some "Novicane for the soul", before she sputter's out.....TOO LATE!!!

This is actually NOT her new single. It is 'new' to the public. It is actually rumoured to be on her new album... but its also rumoured to have been written and recorded during the "Original Dolls" sessions. Not the anticipated comeback single.

Holy BALLS. I couldn't agree with 11 more. That's the first thing I thought when I heard this. I'm almost embarassed for her.........almost.

Ignoring the cheezy lyrics and overall lackluster, the vocals are BAD. There are random notes that don't fit, both within phrases and after them (that's some of the worst pitch scat/runs I've heard in a long time), she sounds like she's pushing her voice the entire time and singing out of her range (oh yeah, the smoking totally made your voice sound great, just like you wanted, Brit Brit), and it's choppy, like they had to get 20 takes of each line individually and then cut and paste the best of each one to actually make the song.

If this is her big comeback, thankfully it'll be over before we know what hit us.

Sexual innuendo will always sell albums to the young virgins. Fact. Even if the songs are the worst shit inflicted on humanity. Like Britney's songs always are.

DBD
(Die Britney Die)

sorry, she hasn't done it endlessly. don't you remember her last song, 'do something'? exactly.

What the effing hell is up with redirecting us to Perez Hilton? Huh, Fishstick? I have been a loyal reader lo these many years and I don't feel I deserved that.

As soon as you're ready to apologize....

Someone needs to dig up that pathetic video from about a year ago of her dancing by herself in that studio with a nanny pushing a baby carriage next to her. Set that thing up to this song, and her comeback is assured. Goosebumps.

It doesn't matter if the song sucks, these days the video is everything. She'll make some nasty stripper video for the song (or whatever her "cumback" song turns out to be). Guys are easy and they'll watch it and beat off, and talk to other guys about how hot and slutty she looks in the video. Your guys. Your boyfriends. Maybe even your husbands. Girls hear all this and feel betrayed. Guys don't care, tit is tit and ass is ass. Girls become enraged. Hate is refilled for these comment boards. Circle of life.

Well,at least now we know who dumped who in the K-fuck/Shitney relationship.It looks like shes missing him and asking him to come home..she is such a freakin loser.
I like the way she also points out that whilst he was out clubbing,she would phone him and ask him to bring her some drugs...either that or she was asking him to bring her home a dildo (can I get some?).
Well,her next CD wont even be worth downloading illegally...I am going to use my downloading engines for other perposes from now on.

@ #61 - Alex: "I love the instrumentals, but the lyrics are terrible and the talking part is so cheesy!"
Really?? You love the instrumentals?

What I love about the lyrics is the layered complexity. She really makes you work for the meaning of a song, that Britney.

Sun or Son??? AAHHHHH FUUUCCCKKKK

Oh my god, it's total crap.

I've never been a great fan of hers, but it didn't use to be so terrible before.

Ok, firstly, i dont think this is her first single, i think it is just a track that has leaked. Do you remember a few weeks ago when she was filming the new video clip? well she was dancing in the video, so i know you all want to jump down her throat and say how crap britney is etc, just remember this is not her first single.

Oh God, this girl doesn't know shit about business.
She's going to drown in her own tears, and she deserves so!

Whoa....I just have to say that I'm proud of everyone for resisting the urge to claim "First!" on this entry. Baby steps, people. Let's see if we can avoid it on the next post!
Not proud of whoever wrote this song. Ugh.

whats the song calleD?

::barf:: My ears hurt now. I think I'll go shove chopsticks in them. That way, when this crap is released, I won't have to hear it.

That song sucks all kindsa dick!

@#80, Mole Patrol:
You're right. We're definitely being a bit premature in jumping down her throat. She's obviously got some tricks up her sleeve, as always. We should know better than to underestimate Britney. The REAL first single will most likely blow us all away, what with the combination of her incredible voice, her musical flair, her particular knack for turning a phrase, and just her brilliance and enormous talent in general.

87th you fucking fuckers!

Can't wait for the Weird Al Yankovich cover of this song.

So, shoot me in the face right now, but I like that song. I absolutely loathe Britney Spears, but the song sounds bluesy...AND it seems like she is transferring the pain of her divorce from Kevin into music, which is what most artists do, so I give her kudos for that. Trust me, I want her to fail just as much as the rest of the world because she is such a HUGE embarrassment to the natives of Louisiana, but I friggin' like that song. DAMN YOU, BRITNEY!!!

@ 89: "So, shoot me in the face right now, but I like that song."
Gimme the gun.

#87: You say that it sounds "bluesy". Maybe you don't know what bluesy is supposed to sound like. Maybe you meant to say floozy.

Sorry, that last post should have said @89.

very long, sooo boring, anyway show us some more titties brit. next stop hustler or at a truck stop down south when she's 35. not sad, her bad - dumb - just like her song - more like i really not sad that she has made hundreds of fucking dumb decisions. where's the fat dude who started the boy band craze. maybe she can hang with him - that will be her last option. she actually went to the studio for that crap - or in the shower - with her assistant, or -ex

This song is so bad that I had to actually light some firecrackers and stuff 'em in my ears and wait for the fuse to end. And it felt good.
Now I don't have to hear this song EVER again (or the nagging of my wife)!

Britney, go practice your singing.

@ 94: "Britney, go practice your singing."
Maybe she should practice NOT singing.

i love how everyones like "the real single will blow us all away"
REALLY NOW?

LMAO....

Lame as hell....

So now she tries to sound like Christina Aguilera with those little runs...
Good luck with that...

We are but a few months away from a funeral for this loser....

Pathetic.

#96, shady: "i love how everyones like "the real single will blow us all away"
REALLY NOW?"

Do you get sarcasm, you fucking idiot?

She won’t bring you the sun(son)

Anyone have traffic accident and suicide stats in LA this morning? Not only were listeners 'treated' to Ryan Seacrest, but they had to hear this shit as well?

The word 'painful' has just been redefined.

@64, you make the rather bold and horribly erroneous assumption that Britney's 'ear' has every produced a single one of her hits. She has a room of 30 monkeys slapping notes together til something hits. I would be shocked if she could differentiate the treble and bass clefs.

dang it all my sound card burst into flames on the second "baby boy" im melting

Wow, that's a great song. By great, I mean shitty. By shitty, I mean really shitty. Can someone please tell BritTwit, that her pop idol, sex kitten career, ahem, is O.V.E.R.

Wow, I finally got to hear the song. It's AWESOME!!!! Fucking AWESOME!!!
And the best part is that in two weeks you will be able to get a copy of it FREE in a box of Crackerjacks!!!!!!!!!!

And some day when it’s all away
Our love just begun

I'll give a mighty high five to whomever can decipher this fuck shit

oh my god.
what the fuck did i just listen to?
i feel bad for the people in the recording studio with her
i mean to hear her sing it over and over and over again...

It's getting to the point with the way these bitches warble their voices, that they sound like their doing a freakin muslim call to prayer. Allah is great

70, i really hope DBD catches on like TCLTC!

who cares if this isn't her first single, it sucks balls. not matter what song will be her first single, she's still still a no talent hack. and why the fuck are you defending her 80? like all of a sudden people everywhere will be "oh what? that's not her first single? PHEW! i knew she wasn't THAT bad of a singer!" except she is.

Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it

I wonder what shes talking about?

Wow, I just can't believe that no one has made a comment about how that picture bears a striking resemblance to the final scene to Thelma and Louise...
Or did they, I don't know. I don't have time to read ALL the fucking comments

Hi, did anyone else notice she completely stole the background music from Bright Eyes "Lover I Dont Have To Love", including that wannabe-sultry style of singing. Everything except the goddamn lyrics, she stole from Bright Eyes!!! Seriously. Someone should check into that...

Seriously, im not a Britney fan, but cant you all see that shes going through a really rough time, why cant people just leave her alone? she needs time to get back on her feet, and having everyone in her face 24/7 is not helping her.
I think people are going to pick on her no matter what. the funny thing is, its only because she is famous, thats why its such a big deal about all the things she is doing, look around there are girls that do the same things as her, clubbing, partying - its only because she is famous that why it looks bad, but it really isnt. just leave her alone, seriously she is struggling stop picking on her the song isnt the real deal, its not going to be a single, its probably the last track on her new album anyway - the reason why i think it was leaked is because she shows a huge range in her voice that she doesnt use often and i think thats the plot, i think it was leaked purposely to show people that she CAN SING - just leave her alone, shes only human

@ 110, Mole Patrol:

"... seriously she is struggling stop picking on her the song isnt the real deal, its not going to be a single, its probably the last track on her new album anyway - the reason why i think it was leaked is because she shows a huge range in her voice "
If you're being sarcastic, that is some funny shit.
Trouble is, I think you're serious. Oh dear.

She sounds fucking constipated. Which is pretty much how she always sounds. So I guess welcome back brit honey we missed you. What's with the cheesy keyboard in the background?

Oh...my...God. Its like she forgot how to sing. Not that she could very well before...but this is like....suffering out of tune. ::sigh::

Are you all actually taking this seriously? This is just like that "interview" she did with the paps form the street. ITS A JOKE ON US!!!

This isn't a song that will be released, this is her making fun of herself, and you are all buying it just like she wants.

It was just an idea to prank everyone that they came up with while recording her ACTUAL songs. It probably took all of 10 mins to create. Trust me, as a producer I know this....its an end of the night joke track.

WOW you are all so gullible...sigh

Just think we will always have that memory of Britney when she was a hot teen. That will never go away. I just want her now to go away.

@ 114 Liam: "It probably took all of 10 mins to create. Trust me, as a producer I know this....its an end of the night joke track."

I think everyone here knows it probably took all of 10 minutes to create. That we get.

You're saying it was an "end of the night joke track." You're probably right. After a long night of creating absolute magic, of pouring her beautiful soul out, of committing all of that brilliance into her next masterpiece that we'll all soon be able to enjoy for generations to come, I'm sure that she reached down into her vast stores of creativity and threw this one together just to throw us all off the scent.

Britney channels Billie Holliday and misses> maybe she should channel Janis Joplin adn try "Me and Bobby Mcgee"

The backing track is Stairway to Heaven.

Except when they hit the wrong note on the turnaround.

:retch:

I'm not sure how you got that she channelled Billie Holliday.
And there's no f'ing way she would ever be successful in channelling Janis.

You ignorants. Britney did what The Residents couldn't. Pop music is now dead.

I can see the future, when preteens call radio stations asking for Stravinsky to avoid having to hear Britneys new single.

Go Brit!

What?! Pop music is dead?! It can't be true. NO! It's just not true!!!

It's a hit! in the face!

This has become fascinating. Is this Britney's "Popozao" - a track released over the internet to great derision, then quickly labeled an intentional "joke" by the musician and producer, and then followed by the release of an album filled with equally audio-fecal material? Then a couple of high-profile appearances that completely bomb, followed by a mini-tour that fizzles after a few dates. From the first woman to have four albums go straight to number one on the American charts, to a mirror-image of the abject musical and commercial failure of a random wigger wannabe rapper. Yowza.

LMAO at your screen name, #123.

"Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…"

...cheese-puffs

I don't like it at all! Is that even singing ????

What do you mean, you don't like it?!

You guys are dumb...especially the owner of this site. This is not her single. It's a fucking demo. Grow up!

@129 -
Hey,asshole - you don't have to come to this site.

well there's 3 minutes of my life I won't get back.

Two words...

Gawd fucking AWFUL!!

You guys are all so stupid, its not her real song, its probably not even going on her album. READ THIS PART VERY CAREFULLY - IF YOU GUYS REMEMBER A FEW WEEKS AGO THERE WERE PICTURES OF BRITNEY DANCING IN HER NEW VIDEO CLIP - THEREFORE, HER NEW SONG IS FAST, THIS IS A SLOW SONG

WHY DONT ALL OF YOU STUPID DUMB MOLES REALISE THAT THIS IS NOT HER SINGLE, ITS JUST A DEMO OR A LEAK WHICH HAPPENED ON PURPOSE - SEE THIS IS WHY U NEED A MOLE PATROL, TO PATROL MOLES LIKE YOU ALL

Mole, shut your fucking cakehole, you retarded cocksucker.
Britney's status as one of the greatest musicians and entertainers of all time is so solid, that she can afford to put some trash like this on the internet as a joke, right?
Who the fuck cares if this is her "comeback" single or not? You think the "comeback" single is going to be better?
Are you an 8-year-old girl and the head of Twatney's fan club?

ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THIS WORLD SO FUCKING STUPID, DID I BAG BRITNEY OUT? NO, I JUST WAS MAKING A STATEMENT TO THE OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SONG NOT BEING HER COME BACK SONG, ANYWAY WHY AM I EXPLAINING MYSELF TO A STUPID FUCKING CUNT LIKE YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

LMFAO at MolePatrol.

Mole, that was fucking awesome. U so tuff, man.

I am not gonna touch that song with a 20 foot pole. Thank God I don't have speakers at work so I can't let myself listen to that crap.

WTF???? worst song EVER!!!

Well it's actually really good comin from a trash like that. at lease she's not spearding her legs.

Damn.. no wonder she tought K-Fed was a natural :s

Mole get your shit off here, dumbass! I don't fucking care about if it's a demo or not, it just SUCKS.

I just took as shit and this song came out, followed by MolePatrol. Don't worry though, I flushed

Help I wanna hear her shitty song? The link thats up won't play it :( :( :(

Someone give me a new link or something please

PS...Can't be nearly as bad as this chick's music

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=194246132

#143 - Fucking hilarious!
"I just took a shit and this song came out, followed by MolePatrol. Don't worry though, I flushed"

Laughed out loud at that one.

1. I kept wishing Christina was singing it.
2. In the phone conversation she sounds like she was about to ask the guy to bring home Funyuns.
3. I had to replay the song for my wife, and after two listenings the damn tune got stuck in my head. The agony!!!

Would you mind getting some Taco Bell
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it

I'm not gunna psychoanalyze her.

Her voice was too strong for the music. She should have toned one or the other down. The lyrics were.. interesting. The 'baby boy' part especially. I would not choose to listen to it again -- I would change the station if it came on.

But to pick on her a bit: this song in no way compares to the stuff she did before she attempted to play adult, wife, and mommy. At all. She should perhaps think about her music a bit more before releasing it, and think about its legacy. Does she want to go down in history as the girl in the schoolgirl uniform, or as the drugged up divorced mother of two who completely screwed her career trying to do what she thought big people did?

why are you all so angry? don't u remember the old britney! she did some great performing when she was in her prime. britney will comeback..check out the poll at www.britneyspearsibelieve.com he has fans still...

I tried to click the link to play the song and got an error loading message. I think this is actually a blessing, as listening to Britney sing must be similar to watching that tape from The Ring. Except for waiting 7 days for a freaky pyscho girl to come out of your tv, you immediately start bleeding from your eyes and shrivel into a dried husk upon completing the song.

#150

Fuck you I'm not angry. call me angry again and I'll track you down and kill your dog.

Holy fuck you have got to click on #150's link. Too fucking funny. I believe to baby, believe that Britney's gonna choke to death on a ham sandwich.

Ok, I stopped it at 1:58 - I could handle no more. I had forgotton what strong vocals she has. Damn she is talented. She is trying really hard to sing, but let's face it - she can't sing to save her life. She is a joke. And those who are still clinging to her glory days - let it go. I used to be obsessed with NKOTB when I was 8, but I grew up and realized how sucky they are. People grow up.

LMAO... Joke track... Yeah, OK.. She showed us.....

Ack, I keep getting a file error when I try to listen, and no one else seems to have the song.

How am I going to satisfy my morbid curiosity??

Perez Hilton is a scumbag. He claim to have the song on his site, but he dont have it. He is just trying to add more traffic to his site and cliam to have something, them the link "wont work". Perez is a liar, don't believe anything he says.

Oh gods, found it on youtube: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJAti2iJffI

Is this what it's supposed to sound like? This isn't an outtake or something? I mean, she sounds stoned... her voice cracks... fucking hell, if this is all it takes, why the bloody fuck am I not famous?

This reminds me of the CD cut of "Oops I Did it Again"...remember she has that LAME conversation with the "astronaut" about the Titanic diamond....

"I thought the old lady threw it in the ocean at the end?"
"Baby, I went down and got it for you..."

BUT, that's when she was pretty and in shape and hot, so no one held it against her.

THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This song is old and she made it back in the day!

@160 - amy
I know you think you have a point here, but nobody cares WHEN this trash was made. Nobody fuckin' cares. She sucked then and she sucks now. Nothin's changed.

150, you must be borderline retarded if you think that poll is telling the future. clearly people who go to that site are fans of her and are going to vote favorably.

Liam, aka 115, thank GOD you are a producer & explained that to us gullible idiots. Even if it is a so called "joke track" & even if you are a producer (which i highly doubt) you act like it's common knowledge for everyone to know what goes on in a fucking recording studio.

I think this song is great! No really. I had a scorchin case of herpes, so I put on earplugs, aimed the stereo speaker right at my naked crotch, and played this song. All gone!

according to the rumours, she wouldn't come back to finish the tracks, leaving the producers to weed out the least bad takes and try to cut and tune them.
Autotune (and other such devices) can really only handle minor screw ups, anything really bad and it just won't cut it, plus you'll hear audible artefacts.

Wouldn't surprise me e-if this earbleedingly bad track is her comeback single, but then she's so out of whack these days!

You need a decent/good work ethic even to be a shallow pop star, as seen regarding her recording sessions and video shoots, she has NO work ethic, and contrary to popular belief, not everything can be fixed in post production (both audio and video). You need decent takes to begin with, then you can tweak and fine tune.

@ 164
That's actually the most credible, logical explanation that's been posted so far. Once again, not that anyone cares whether this is old shit or new shit, because it's all shit, but I'm just sayin'...

This song should be remade. I think a dying goat will take Platinum for it. Ooohh...never mind...kinda the same thing.

sounds like britney needs to quit the pop music thing and take up arts and crafts. or heroin.

Gimme More is an AMAZING SONG!!!! BRITNEY U ROCK!!!! keep it up yoo! love ya!

I can feel all the pain reflected in this song - my ears hurt when I listen to it.
She underestimates her audience with this.We are not all retarded and ignorant.
Baby boy?'Baby boy' is already played out by Beyonce.How many 'Baby boys' do we have to hear?
No,Britney,sorry,we dont give a shit what your junkie husband gon get you when he gets home,that dont make ur song interesting.
And the last line is a fartcherry on tha top of the shitcake.
I mean,ok she is having a hard time with her mental health.
but, WHATS THE EXCUSE FOR THOSE OF YALL WHO ACTUALLY LIKE THIS??????????????????????????????

The songs are really good. Baby Boy reminded of Pinks Music.
I love Give Me. I can listing to it over and over.

Britney Spears is a no-talent tramp who is more famous for going naked in public rather than her singing, and her singing (if you want to call it that) is revolting to begin with. Why they call her "the Princess Of Pop"? or a legend? She's been out of the music charts for so many years people don't give a rat's ass about her anymore. Madonna is a legend, Britney she ain't. She will never be the next Madonna even after Madonna is dead. Her new music is just the same old tired crap. Over produced electronic crap with a cat in heat at the mike.

What FUN! I cannot wait for my teen-age daughter to dress like a cheap skanky whore like Britney, and sing her new songs to the boys, Gimme More, get me some, and call everyone a BITCH. This is so exiting!!! Next thing, my daughter will come home pregnant or with all kinds of STD's thanks to the wonderful words of wisdom of Britney Spears, the BEST role model to all virgin teen-age girls of the world.