Aug 8 2007Britney Spears keeps it classy

She could make out with Ving Rhame's dogs for all I care.

One day without this crazy whore maybe?

Anyone else see that at first and think it was Jim Carrey?

don't you think you are being a little hard on britney?

@3- hell yeah!

You know, I am so happy that no one took pictures of the whorish things I did back when.... and when I say whorish, I mean fucking awesome shit maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

What's so strange about this? I pick up guys off the street and force them to streak the catwalk every weekend. That's just how life is in the city.

Ok I don't feel so bad about my life anymore

Whatever.

Sorry, I neglected to take a close look at the magazine. When I remembered what she looks like now, I vomited in my mouth. Well, it still tastes better than what I ate for breakfast. Once again, that's just how life in the city is.

" topless truth or dare.. and "all i wanna do is kiss a boy" damn.... that's some hardcore partying right there. I can't believe the ATF didn't break this shit up,

ok i said she'd get better before, but this is fucking dumb.

This guy is pathetic and a loser.
Is he really so desperate for some time in the spotlight that he will admit to touching Britney spears??

all dude got was to make out with her? If you can't close the deal on this sad loney and drunk slut, then you got no game.

# 3. Yes! for a split second before I read the title.

OMG she's a cougar and she's only 26 years old.

Wow, I feel so much better about all that cock for coke when I was 26. At least I got something in return.

woohoo! made out with britney! lucky bastard!!!

What a piece of crap...I hope the bitch drownz☻

The actual article says that there may or may not have been anal sex. aaahahahahaha!!

I love her 5 dollar poker hat in the pool, and I want that guy to turn to us and say "smokin!"

#11 you actually beleived that shit? Im giving her ten minutes until she runs down Rodeo Dr naked screaming "CROSSROADS!!!"

☼I love it that zhe haz to juzt grab zomeone, anyone...a ztranger to get zome☼

mozt people have other people who R interezted in them, unlike her☼

How is this news? Is anyone surprised at this?

He looks like Jim Carey

@18 trust me, there was. Wherever the most bizarre, cynically-challenged, maniacal potheads are, Britney's there. And wherever anal sex takes place, its usually Britney's ass.

I'm excited for her to be pregnant again.

☼☼21☼☼

Did U get the bikini pic I zent to U?☼☼

WOHOO! I TOTALLY BELIEVE IT AND I AM SHAMED TO SAY IT BUT I WOULD STILL KNOCK THE DUST OFF IT....... I KNOW, I'M SAD!!

That dude may have a touch of the Downs Syndrome.

#19 of course i did...then again, i didn't. I mean ten years ago, i was a die-hard britney spears fan. now, I'm just a confused civilian with the hopes that she'd grow up, stop sniffin the permanent markers and return to the hottie she once was. but i guess making out in pools topless with 21 year olds and having the world's worst dancer as your baby daddy qualifies you to become a complete nut. and probably worse...

i woudn't be surprised if she thinks "condom" is short for CONDOMINIUM

There may or may not have been anal sex??? How can she not know if she had anal sex? Damn, she must be as loose in the caboose as Texas Tranny. Or jrzmommy, even.

@25 Kelli, No when did you send it?

Now why would you go on and say some shit like that about little old me, G4G (29)??? You must be a troll. Because I don't believe the real G4G would say something like that.

☼☼I zent it lazt nite after I got back from the beach☼☼
☼ maybe U gave me a fake addrezz☼

Wow, there are no winners in this story. Going public with making out with Britney is something you do only if you have no choice, like terrorists have kidnaped your family and say they will kill them if you don't make a public announcement. Kissing Britney must be like kissing a really greasy ashtray. Yum...

And Britney selecting extras from a video to make out with; good luck with all that child custody stuff, Brit. Humping random strangers in a hot tub (a hot tub, really? Didn't the hot tub go out of fashion about 1992?) is the kind of thing judges really look for when trying to figure out which worthless-ass parent to give the kids to.

I think "Topless, Drunk and Lonely" should be the title of her next album. I'd buy it just for that.

I bet those lollipops she sucks on all the time are the Fentanyl pops. Mark my words, guys.

Who cares? Who hasn't gotten drunk and topless in a hot tub and made out with a 21 year old college student? I'm almost 42 and I try to make sure I do that once a year.
Britney may have her very own special reasons for being crazy, but I would think having every single moment of her life so thoroughly documented and sensationalized would be a huge factor. Would any of you like to be stalked and harrassed every waking moment of your day?

No, why would I give you a fake address. Send it again

"Would any of you like to be stalked and harrassed every waking moment of your day? "

I am. Sometimes it's fun...like when we do pretend Running of the Bulls or once in a while we'll play Mardi Gras.....most of the time it's scary. I lash out at the voices....not the little ones but the big mean ones.

Hat's are sooo practical while sitting in a hot tub.

hah haha haha hah

I really really want to make fun of her, but its like picking on the stupid fat kid in class, its too easy and obvious, Britney will have to do without my insults for the day.
Unless, of course, she does something really really stupid, but I'm sure that will never happen.

I like her smile on the photo.. Looks like too much coke! Oh and those glasses...

Well, this was funny then it turned sad, but now its come full circle and is totally hilarious again. I mean she's playing truth or dare and making out with boys...a bit pathetic for a 25-year-old mother of 2, but all in all good clean legal fun. Its not like she's getting dui's.

Let me get this straight. He saw Brit's titty tats and he is still alive to tell about it? If I would have seen those fuckers I would have dove right off the top of the building.

@35

It isn't like she doesn't want the attention. She could get away if she wanted too.

I hope she falls in a well.

Wooooow....

If Jim Carrey's long-lost twin brother meets Britney at a pool party and ends up donkey punching her, that's a story worth publishing. This story is lame.

So? a girl having fun, what's the problem?

While this is not unusual behavior for average drunken college sluts, Britney went to rehab a few months back and isn't supposed to be getting hammered to the point of stripping down & showing her teeny tee-tees & monstrous caboose.

Especially when her time is better spent nurturing her children.

When will she just grow the fuck up? Fucking hypocrite.

#33 - "greasy ashtray" - so true.

Hey y'all I really wish y'all stop talkin' about me cause I'm a braneeack , freaky right last night Sean Preston and Jay-Jay told me weed was good for the brain so I smoked it and then I gave some 2 Sean and his brother and then K-Fed called and said to eat Sean and Jay-Jay but I didn't cuz' that's just weird. Oh and................................................................................................................................NOT FIRST

um, hasn't this same rumor circulated about 8 times now?

Oh yeah my manager said y'all can't take this to the press

PLEASE STOP RITING THESE REDICKULoUS STORYS ABOUT ME

How would all you feel if I followed every move you made and made up FAKE stories.

I'm sick of the lies and I give up on humanty if you all you do is talks trash

She disgusts me.

And yall are just clever pretending to be ME and writing trash

You know thats stole n identity and I CAN REPORTS YOU ALL

Plese let me LIVE MY LUIFE IN PEACE

BACKOFF

#35 - Stop making sense.

3 words:
Education
Medication
Sterilization

The headline on that magazine should read: "The night I contacted Warts and Herpes among with Hepatitis C from Shitney"

This incident sounds like a pretty good Friday night for an 16-20 year old-- pretty harmless kid stuff. Brit never had the chance to participate in this kind of silliness when she was that age... sounds to me like she's making up for lost time. I've seen it before in friends who "lost" their late teens/early twenties to early marriage, pregnancy, etc... sucks for her to be famous and not able to keep it out of the public eye.

Dude...I know this guy. EEEEW! Now I have to think about Britney Spear's nasty vagina everytime I see him.

I honestly think its pretty classless to be talking trash to US weekly. If you wanna hook up with her fine, but don't stick your dick in the garbage disposal just to be on the cover of a magazine where people might get the wrong impression about poor Jim Carrey.

Dude, I get drunk and make out with people I don't know at the bar all the time. No biggie.

If this dude was that hard up to kiss a whale, he should have just went to Sea World............

I have never, ever, seen such a complete ASS as Britney Spears.

I truly believe that she's actually stupid. Stupid wrapped up in fucking crazeeee!

REALLY! I've only known one truly stupid female in my life and she's in the big house right now for being a crack/dope whore who fell in love every five minutes.

Now I have seen two. The world now makes sense.

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE ALL THE SHIT YOU READ?? ESPECIALLY US MAGAZINE?? COME ON PEOPLE, GET REAL! ANYTHING FOR $$$ RIGHT? I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THAT SHIT THEY PUT IN THE NEWS ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DUMBFUCKS IF YOU DO!

By the way have y'all seen my shoes I lost them in this town in Texas but now I can't find 'em

For such a knowledgeable horde of whoremongerers, some of you need to lighten up on the 'mothers shouldn't have lives' bullshit. She's starting to look hot again anyway so I definitely would.

How did Jim Carey end up in the pool with her....??

I'd snatch that bitch by the wig if she tried to pull that shit with me.

hahaha was it like making out with a pork chop smothered in butter and beer?

That kid is bold. If he was making out with her and the wig came off.....yikes

Woah, that's awful. Was this guy disinfected after making out with Britney?

Ok, now it is just getting sad. i am pretty sure she is mentally retarded and it is just mean to make fun of the mentally challenged.

One of the possible symptoms of bipolar personality disorder is promiscuous behavior, BS is a prime example. Hope the guy went to the doctor for a physical afterwards, to make sure he didn't catch anything. She is so pathetic and an exhibitionist. Since she likes to be naked, there's lots of stip joints that would surely give her a new career since the old one is now washed up.

Perpetual adolescence continues...

I thought it was Jim Carrey too...maybe he's related to him in some way...

"That dude may have a touch of the Downs Syndrome."

Now he has a touch of herpes.

i wanna see britney spears topless yahooooooo!

Good post! It reminds me on a movie!

oh britney, have you heard of the eagles? here's one for ya:

desperado,

why dontcha come to your senses?

NO you don't want to see Shitney topless. Horrible tits, pointing south and covered with zits and moles. gag.

Well, another day in the life of a crazy bitch....keep blowing the money honey, pretty soon you'll be knocking on Fed-exxxxexxxxxx door because you have filed for bankruptcy and have no place to live. The poor folks know how to live far better than you and we don't end of with our faces plastered on the front of nation magazine with the words, Crazy, breakdown, or lonely next to the caption of our picture... Please, do us all a favor..

1. Go raise your children to be respectable young adults, they will have to take care of your shaven head, worn out, rode hard and put away wet body.
2. Don't you have any one mentoring you at all?? Go crazy girl!!! look around you, there has to be someone..anyone??? Buehler?
3. Give up some of your money to a charity, better yet, go visit one. It will make you realize, HEY!! life isn't so bad when you live in a 14 million dollar house, driver 4 different cars, and have nannies for your two children because you are out making out with the frat boys.

and last, I am an optimistic person, despite what I wrote, and I am not jealous, (seriously, of what??) just get tired of seeing all the bullshit about her, when we all want her to do is go home and raise her children. Most mothers go back to work when their children are in school, in the words of my four year old..."That's a great idea"!!!!

SLUT!!!

who will kill themselves 1st ? Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears ?

omg
so matt is my roommate's ex-boyfriend....haha she's flipping out
she's gonna give US weekly the dirt on this guy...
HAHA

Robert........my money is on Lindsay--Las Vegas odds are on her all the way

2 words---who cares

I can't believe she is falling apart, and letting it happen. She is shitting on her carreer and one day she thinks she's going to start over and we are going to forget??? I don't think so that bitch belongs in a place far far away.........i'm done with her.

Who tell me the adress to see Britney Spears naked on pool :)!

Ok, honestly, theres nothing too too wrong with a little skinny dipping with a young hottie but when you're famous, especially when youre god damn britney spears, ya think you'd get it by now that whatever you do will end up on the internet or or on page six...hasnt she been famous since she was like 13? Girl needs to get a freakin clue!

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