Aug 13 2007Britney Spears is screwed

1ST....maybe....we'll see when I post this

YEAP...and it's my 1st time being 1st. awwww I lost my superficial viginity.

I hope zhe killz her fuckin zelf

4th

Its like watching an effing train wreck...

and I am completely unable to look away...

i just hope she dies before the trial, that would save money on alchol and court fees

lol Murph...me too. I will not be satisfied till she had a THS and the ending of it ends in her tragic demise. (THS= True Hollywood Story).

When Paris got in trouble I said, I hope she gets the chair." lol

*snickers* What would the THS ending be tho? Anything has to be less painful that watching her current antics...

I have noooooooo clue why, but towards the end I actually felt sorry for Paris.

That is only because her parents spoiled her to the point she had ABSOLUTELY no grip on reality...

Brat-ney on the other hand is royally effing her kids lives up and deserves to be put down for doing that...

lazy fuck, ztill won't change thoze extenzionz or comb them

She looks like Jack White in this pic. HOT!

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA boo, no u di unt!!! hahahahah

What's with that photo? Did Britney turn into Bono, circa 1988?

lollipop obsession.

This is silly. If there was any real concrete evidence that she was a bad mother she would have had her kids taken away a long time ago. All you people go by is what the tabloids and websites CHOOSE to show you, and you think you know the whole truth. Silly misguided individuals.

THS Ending:

Britney Spears was electrocuted in her bath tub while drunk.

Sadly, she was trying to remove an Ellio's pizza from a toaster oven when she knocked the afore mentioned toaster oven into the tub.

Ironically, the pizza was cooked to perfection in the resulting fire...

You know she's going to lose those kids, unless Alli decides to lie for Britney. Let's hope that doesn't happen.

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Dingleheimer!

Just for you, my sweet whatever.

OK...I seriously wonder how these kids will survive to adulthood, and if they do, will the world want them? They're probably already brain-damaged from an all Red Bull-and-Cheetos diet.

i just want to know where she gets her lollipops
she always has one, and i want to try one
to see why they are so addicting!

Excellent. That means those annoying little fuckers won't bother me when I'm fucking their mom in the ass at 3am.

She's (Alli) going to lie on the stand, thats what Brittant's world is all about

She used to be the fantasy of every man in the country.

Now she will be the bitch of some dyke in prison....

Ok, did I missing something?
What is the powerful method they''re using in courts to force people to be truthful?
Wait...did you say...they are ASKING them to? Pretty please.

I wonder how well that works.. Especially when testifying against friends.
(although I'm guessing Alli is pissed at Britney now? that's even worse, testifying against people you have a grudge towards, how is it ever going to be fair?)

Incidently this Alli person is friends with Avril Lavigne. I thought I would mention that for the people who don't know, as it's got to be relevant in some way.

And her hillbilly cousin is going to tell the TRUTH????
Ya right!

at least shes really bald. that makes everything better.

Aw, she's so screwed I almost feel bad...

She makes Michael jackson look like a good parent. That's hard to do.

A semi retarted feecees hurling chimp would be a better parent...Oh wait...

"Britney Spears is screwed" ?

Yeah, sure. Like six times per day, each time by a different guy she randomly picked on the streets.

As for the main topic, well... being sworn in isn't like taking LSD, it doesn't magically make you honest --- nor high, but that's beside the point.

Chauncey, i couldn't decide if she looked like Cisco Adler or Johnny Depp.

She need to be tortured.

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Let's see:

Bald

Lollipop obsession

Dresses like a (male) pimp

Good God, she's been possessed by Telly Savalas!

Ok. I think its high time to given theft Shitney her own websites eckscloosively. 'theshitney.com

Right on #32!

I never liked Britney.
Then I thought what was written about her diffinently losing custody was harsh. Then I remembered, I never liked Britney, and she makes that so easy by being talentless, and an around sad example of a human being.
Why can't Angelina adopt the kids?

I hate this crazy women, I hope she kills herself soon. same goes for Lindsay Lohan also

what an ass wipe..sucking on lollipops with x is very 1998.....

actually, Brit looks like a cute here in the hat with her lollipop -- sorta like some naughty girl droog about to get into some of the old ultraviolence ;)

#37,

Maybe she's starring in A CLOCKWORK WHORANGE.

hahahah Chauncey....nicely done!

It just occurred to me: Britney isn't screwed. To be screwed, she would have to lose her kids *and* give a shit about it. Now I'm sure she'll lose them... but I doubt she actually cares.

brit is over brit is over man finnaly the story ends!! but do you really think her assisstant wont lie for her?

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MY THS Prediction:

As the years went by, Britney eventually lost all of her teeth as a result of her pure sugar diet, the decay caused by excessive meth use, and the constant jaw grindind attributed to her daily ecstasy use.

Britney's tooth loss did not result in her changing her ways for the better. Instead, Britney discovered that a toothless mouth enabled her to fit even larger lollypops in her cracked out face. It was this realization that would give Britney her Golden ticket to the great Willy Wonka Factory in the Sky.

On that fateful night, witnesses say they watched as Britney sped into the parking lot at new Hollywood hotspot Les Trois, with both Jayden and Pooky Bear sitting on her lap, playfully handling the steering wheel. While attempting to park, the car slammed into another in the next spot, setting off the black Mercedes' airbags.

Both children were recovered safely, however Britney was killed instantly as the impact of the airbag slammed the four blowpops the popstar was sucking on at the time down her throat (sources say the flavors were cherry, watermelon, grape, and, Britney's favorite, Razzy Razz). Assistant Alli Simms suffered minor neck injuries as the airbag slammed her head into Britney's pantyless crotch, where the kissing "cousin" was apparently engaging in some lewd sex act unviewable to onlookers.

let's be real here, you can't be FORCED to testify. aduh, it's called pleading the 5th (amendment that is). and that sims chick is not the "sims". she is just an assistant moonlighting as a cousin. and britney is an ugly mess. them kids? they deserve to be with someone normal. kevin is their safest bet.

#32 and #38 - many kudos to you both, because I just had my ass sewn back onto my body after laughing so hard at your comments. Awesome, dudes!

#43 - I'd rather see the blow-pops forced out of the back of her skull, where they would get stuck in that nappy weave, requiring another head shaving in order to remove them prior to the funeral.

Those kids are so fucked.

#44 - go back to citizenship school, because
1. I'm almost certain that the 5th amendment is allowed only in criminal cases, not civil (where child custody falls). Someone with a law degree should clarify that.

2. The 5th amendment prevents you from having to incriminate yourself. That does not apply when you're on the stand talking about someone else.

Thus, either she testifies or she gets thrown in jail for contempt of court.

Or maybe you're from Louisiana, so your understanding of law is up to par with others from your state. Don't believe me? You wrote "them kids". Enough said.

I head abot somethin called a percopop on the radio the other day. It's a lollipop containing Fentanyl, an analgesic over 80 times more powerful than morphine. Interesting how brittany is usually seen with a lollipop in her mouth after the club!

#12- She could be Bono circa 1980s, but I think she's sporting a more Johnny Depp-ian influenced look.

I hope they take her kids from her and then they have some crazy Jerry Springer episode. She's the female version of "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes. Only he's skinnier.

#47 Michael Ujanski

are you serious?

Bitch looks like Michael Jackson in this photo...

She looks like Johny Depp as Willy Wonka.

#49

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1) she does look like Jacko
2) being a Jacko look-alike, and similarly a danger to any surrounding children, she moves to a country where they don't have child protection laws
3) she forgets the children are hers, and when Brangelina come into town and adopts them, she throws them a parade with herself on the lead float dancing around a little pole.
4)she gets a pelvic inflammatory disease in said country and becomes sterile, has a better time with herself
5) she becomes as popular as Tammy Faye Bakker, and in her last 20 minutes has a moment of clarity and is a good mom

in the meantime, Federline gets another 1 mil a year from her and agrees not to mention children again, fearing she's going bankrupt from all her hoot-e-nannying and some clause in her life insuance policy that if she kills herself doing something stupid, all her things get repo'ed.

Can you say Keith Richards?!?

innocent until proven guilty

did brit shave her head to avoid drug testing from hair sample

Pray for her! :)

I don't feel sorry for her she deserve to get what is coming to her and more.
She decided to open her legs and have these babies that did not ask to be born to such a worthless mother. I would only hope that they take her kids away and she goes to prison were there they will either show her how to value her kids or plain and simple -- beat the shit out of her and then use her and tell her she is a mistake. She needs a taste of her own medicine. She needs to stop trying to come back cause no one cares. She should try to be a good mother and make sure that her kids are taken care of. But she is a self-absorb little bitch that likes to make the world revolve around her stanky ass. Boohooo Britney --- please get over it you are over that's what. GROW UP and stop thinking about yourself.

I do not feel sorry for Britney Spears, she really needs to grow up and stop being in the public eye. I use to like her but she is so lost and worthless now. No one cares anymore because everytime you look around she's in the tabloids and like she say "oops I did it again". She is the cause of her career that's gone bad and losing her kids if they take them. She is so mean to her mother and it's not her mother fault that she out of control. I am so glad that Christina Aguilliara isn't like Britney and has her stuff togethter. Britiney needs to turn to profectionals to seriously get help before she kills herself. I would hate to see that happen to her, but the path she's on it may happen. She doesn't realize that she losing fans everyday because of her stupidity and all the attention she brings to herself. BRITNEY GET HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU.