Aug 15 2007Britney Spears is just sad

FIRST BITCHES!

wow

Give it another 10 years, it's not going to get prettier.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl..

Any one surprised at this new revelation?

DAMN IT I'm never first

in that picture, Ms Spears looks like Rosie O'Donnell would look if she were younger and thinner.

She has lost it. I cant even believe I am saying it, but I actually think that the kids would be better off with Kevin. One of them dying in her care is inevitable.

This hillbillie's career is as good as zero. All she can hope for now is to live off the tabloids.

I'm not surprised about the "she pays people to be her friends" revelation. SAD.

If I were her I'd slap my mama too, they turned her out at like 15 and now she's screwed up for the rest of her life.

If Bite Me and Victor are going to hook up right in front of us, I might as well show you what FRIST and I were doing last night...

"Hey, ya'll...hold mah bay-bee...I wanna show ya'll these little ol' hairs I got growin' in mah ass crack."

I wouldnt mind being one of her caretakers...free 4pm stripshow...usually I have to pay for that. Although it would look roughly the same as watching a monkey piss in its own mouth at the zoo

Cute kid, though. Poor little s.o.b.

This is very, very sad.

Maybe she's like this BECAUSE she made $100 gazillion when she was younger? From people who told her she was sexy and pretty? I'm just saying's'all...

seriously #4, like we've never seen that before.

She can pay me to be her friend. Wait... nevermind shes crazy.

Jeb Bush has given pretty much the same description for growing up with mom Barbara. He says George squints so much because he has vivid memories of all the nudity.

I still don't care. I feel for the lonely people, but, it's obvious this girl's only motive in life has been to be pretty, be noticed and be in the public eye, to be an attention whore.

I'm sure everyone that surrounded her since birth has been telling her "Oh, you're so pretty, you're so this and that" and her parents fed her that crap too, let her quit school and she never learned a god-damned thing about real life and real education.

Sorry, we are all response-able. We get what we choose to get in life. If she hasn't got any friends it's probably because she alienated everyone with her "I'm first; notice me; me, me, me" attitude. People like her are a dime a dozen and I avoid them like the plague.

She never learned to be anything but a stupid bag of skin to be flaunty and fluffy and nothing be a dingbat. I'll send her a blessing for being human, but I don't feel sorry for her AT ALL.

BUT, that's just me.

No...if she hadn't made $100 gazillion when she was younger, she wouldn't have any friends today!

#20, that was funny!!

Jayden is very cute. Although he's one of those kids that you can kind of tell what they're going to look like as adults. I keep imagining a very large man (think Newman from Seinfeld), bowl cut, wolfing down a plate of wings.

18 - willtherealvictorpleasestandup

I was thinking the SAME THING. See, that's the direct result of the society suffering from "nothing new here" syndrome. A little originality folks please.

Britney Spears will be the reason that parents are going to have to be licensed in the future. Some people just shouldn't reproduce, because they are not mentally ready for the responsibility.

Britney Spears pulls the Kurt Cobain in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ....

This poor kid looks dirty and is in line at the welfare office with his crackwhore mother in Fontana

Ya know, if we just did away with the 2 boys right now the whole Britney story would be cleaner and easier to laugh at without feeling bad. Besides, between genetics and parenting, these 2 are doomed to miserable lives. Maybe the most humane thing to do is to make sure their suffering doesn't go on for a needlessly long time. Just sayin. (Should I drive the van over? Yes?)

You know folks, I noticed that although FISH has been lacking and PEREZ has more posts, the mental atmosphere here is so much better. PEREZ is full if little baby teenyboppers.

Take a look, go check it out. Read the "posters" and tell me they don't all sound like 12-16 year old dingalings.

I hope to God those kids get taken away from her. NOW.

I've seen her acting chops. If she was in porn, everybody would watch her stuff because she's Britney, but she'd never be able to take a cumload in the face convincingly. She's just that bad an actress.

I just read at that Britney will be performing at the MTV Music Video Awards in Las Vegas on September 9th. I bet she'll run off with some random guy to get married in a drive-thru chapel at the time she's supposed to be on stage shaking her talentless fat ass.

Eventually the truth will come out!

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Shallow Val : Response-able? (When pontificating to the extreme you did, use spell check.)

I can't believe people even feel bad for her anymore. I don't. Give K-Fed the kids and move on. Get a job at Wal-mart maybe.

The girl has mental problems brought on by being treated like a trained dog in her child years. She has zero social skills and has the mind of a 7 year old

You know, I think she really doesn't want those kids. Their just getting in the way of her partying. If K-fag takes them, then she cane blame it on him and get the publics sympathy while she goes around whoring it up

I don't care. I still hate Kevin Federline. He's a dirty gold-digger. Always was, always will be. Did Britney listen when the whole world was trying to tell her? Nooo, she just said, "Sperm, get in my belly!"

I guess a dad who leaves the mother of his first two children for you is a great catch. Especially when he's done his job of impregnating the money train.

They are BOTH sacks of crap. Poor fucking kids.

(totally true Shallow Val @20)

33 - "Shallow Val : Response-able? (When pontificating to the extreme you did, use spell check.)"

I don't need spell check. I went to fucking school. (rolls up sleeves)

OK, douche bag, here it goes. I hate fighting on the Fish but you called me out. I wrote it ON PURPOSE. Use the little noggin someone gave you and step into the realm of alternative thought. Like the word "dis-ease."

She is response-able. She is "able" to "respond" in other ways, other than the way she is responding to sitches in her life. (sitches = situations). It's a play on words, you dumb, narrow-minded, idjit. (spelled like that ON PURPOSE). Don't tangle with Shallow Val she can do this alllllll daaaaaay.

Open your mind.

The bad part of this story is "At first, the drinks would help her...not be so angry." She's a bad mom because she thought she was living out a fantasy (married, starting a family) but now she hates the kids for existing at all (and for changing her body and giving her a big c-section scar, and all that). That's not going to be fixed. She needs to lose custody. No kid should grow up with a mom who's angry at them for existing.

Thank you Hemlock Queen.

See even THE QUEEN can see to my bloody cleverness.

Anyone who calls themselves "DieKrazyKuntee" has serious identity issues.

I feel zero sympathy for that moron, but I just want to cry when I see her kids. They are so innocent and helpless and imagine how her dysfunction will affect them as they grow up around her. K-Fed is just as bad so these poor children are doomed. Maybe a nice childless couple could adopt them.

who the F**K cares. i mean really.
do you actually give a shit what
this person does??
pathetic

Somebody named veggi (#12) is shooting a banana out of her ass into the mouth of somebody named FRIST (or vice versa, who knows, I'm still a little hypnotized by that link.) How can we possibly be arguing about spell-checking?

Can somebody kidnap those boys already, get them in Witness Protection or something? Rename 'em Mike and Dave and let them grow up in the midwest somwhere? I mean, SOMETHING. Child services is useless, useless, useless. Save the little boys!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20267919/from/RS.2/

28. I'd rather eat my own eyeballs than go to Perez.

33. I liked the use of "response-able" - it was like should we respond (i.e. point and laugh) or be responsible? Not really a rock and a hard place for me - I'd rather laugh my ass off at this mess of human being any day of the week. It ain't my fault she's like this, I never gave her a penny.

37. Sorry dude, i didn't refresh b4 posting. (Didn't know you'd already said it)

Where can I get a job being her assistant?

I wish she'd hire me to tap that ass.

46 - mywellrehearsedmistake

Hey, that's cool, that means it was a kowinkydink that we used the same word combo.

SEE?!??!! someone else used response-able. I love smart people.

(sticks tongue out at DieKrazeeKunti and flips it the bird)

I have to agree with 28 on the Perez thing. This fat little knob gobbler is SO proud of his sexuality to the point of trying to out celbrities that don't even need outing. Christ, let them do it on thier own. Personally, I'm thinking he is trying to turn every "tweener" out there into a fag hag. All of this I wouldn't mind, if only the rump ranger could spell. Christ, the fucking turd burgler needs to go back to english class. I may not be the greatest, but that little pooper poker posts for a living!

yeah, poor brit. The best thing she could do is sober up, grow up, stay out of the public eye for five-ten years and take care of her kids.

Figure the odds of that happening.

My guess is nine posts per week on here until the one where we read about her pain being so great she offed herself.

Lessee, sober up or die....hmmm, what a dilemma

i'd be her friend for free.

Paying for friends is one step away from paying for sex. I'll do the dirty deed to her. Fat chicks need loving too, but they gotta pay for it.

Why do some always have to resort to the "trailer Park"
discription. Most people who were raised in a trailer
park were children of poor parents. Granted often poor
in more than economic conditions, but it certainly wasn't
the fault of those who "were raised in a trailer park". Clinton
defenders in the Paula Jones case gave "trailer park trash"
a whole new meaning. Be careful with your slurs of inocent
trailer park residents.

Is anyone else starting to see a correlation between Brit and the infamous Anna Nicole? It's like they are STARVING for attention (while hopped up on drugs) and there is just no satisfying their desire to be liked... but that's just me.

Hey 53.....
Giggety!

#52....
I'd give you a week before you run screaming from her presence. Jesus I knew someone exactly like her, and she was EXHAUSTING.

Judy-- "Most people who were raised in a trailer
park were children of poor parents" NO SHIT! You mean, there aren't any mega-billionaires living in trailer parks? DUH! Say it with me, Jude, DUH!

the poor sweetie! K-fed, get your kids away from her.

#56 yes. crazy bitches are, especially overbearing ones like what Britney seems like. those kids are gonna need therapy.

Those kids were screwed when they were Kevins sperm, now that they came out of this douchebag, they are just fucked............

She is supposed to open up LAX in Vegas at the Luxor Aug. 31st! I can't believe she's letting these people publisice this and then she's gonna blow them off! Personally with her horrid publicity lately I'm surprised that LAX is gonna screw themselves like that and let this stupid, ugly, fat, insane, hasbeen, etc... open there club. What an embarassment. In fact i'm gonna call the Luxor now and ask them if there crazy!!! YOU GUYS should too! THERE NUMBER IS (702) 262-4444

At first I was thinking that the media should ditch her and follow the real Celebs ...the people worth reading about ...but then who would protect her poor children? At least with cameras following them, CPS can keep an eye on Sean Preston and Jayden James!!

On another website that deals with legal issues, it says that none of this new stuff has anything to do with the custody case because it happened before the divorce. The only thing that matters now are things that happened since the divorce. So all this old stuff is just taking up space on the internet and means nothing.

Exremely insecure? How is that possible? I mean god, she married K Fed for fucksakes. Not just anybody could score a primo husband like that.

Evrehbodhe--
When are we going to converge, and have KELLI's FUNERAL?

I'm in the middle of Howie Stern's "Miss America" and a funeral would be FUN.
FRIST-posters should commemorate her.
Where DID Angry Ferret Jones go, btw? Jail again?

i drink in front of my kids too. kids suck - they force you to drink.

U gotta feel bad 4 the girl, I mean she became famous at a young age, never had a normal life and she's a gotdamn hillbilly!! And on top of that she's got k-fuck after her dough! But having said that I must admit da bitch is nuts and I don't mean the one's I got swingin'.

Peace out ya bitches!!!

Trying to change a diaper while Britney is walking around with her nipples dragging on the floor.......just couldn't do it. Unless she paid me 100 gazillion dollars.

On a serious note, because this is seriously getting so sad! Her reality is distorted. It's her parents fault same as with Lindsay Lohan. Stage parents who market and promote their children for money should be held accountable. The Disney Machine also takes advantage of these children without picking up the pieces for them when they fall apart. It's all about money, just like prostitution and just as harmful.

So they do exist, after all? And worth millions in a custody-battle?

I know it's mean to say, but her kids just don't look right. Obviously it's not their fault - I mean look their parents. Did anyone consider that maybe Kevin isn't the daddy? Brit is a total ho bag. She probably doesn't even know who the daddy is.

I never got the feeling that her folks were stage-parents and forced her into anything. But rather, Britney has always been a HUGE attention-seeker and she wanted to be in the limelight. Makes perfect sense as she still has to be photographed by the paps all the time. She can't even be bothered to be a full-time mother to her kids because she can't stand being in the background.

i do not feel sorry for her. she is the epitome of trash.

although, i do feel sorry for the kids. it appears unlikely that k-fed will get full custody of the kids. because of that, they are in clear and present danger in the presence of their trashed out mother.

OMFG, that bitch's kidnapped Ralph Wiggum!

Funny, we have to take tests to drive a car but a human being can be handed over and we're on our way (however most of us succeed at being a parent). She's got no clue how to be a mother. My neighbours dog turds are more equipped for the job.

DuhhhhhDuhhhhhDuhhhhhhDooooop.

Mumma wets me dink the cherry coke and puts in my baba O.K. by by now.

SHE'S NOT A HILLBILLY. SHE'S CAJUN. THAT MAY BE TECHNICALLY CONSIDERED, "SWAMP-BILLY" BUT I NEED TO LOOK THAT UP....

Remember when Britney went on tv and bawled her brains out?

http://www.medicinefilms.com/player.php?clip_id=186231

Now she doesn't even seem to care about anything anymore.

poor Jayden and whatever that other kid's name was. (I dont think even Britney remembers).

I'd be Britney's friend and party with her. I think she's nice.

it sounds to me like she has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD). according to wikipedia-

At least five of the following are necessary for a diagnosis (as with many DSM diagnoses, they must form a pervasive pattern; for example, a person who shows these criteria only in one or two relationships or situations would not properly be diagnosed with NPD):
has a grandiose sense of self-importance
is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
requires excessive admiration
strong sense of entitlement
takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
lacks empathy
is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
arrogant affect.

it sounds like we have a winner!

I'd say most celebrities could be diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Don't those criteria scream Lindsay Lohan? Paris Hilton? Paula Abdul? Catherine Zeta Jones?

What an endless freakin'soap opera CARTOON...

OOPS! SHE DID IT AGAIN!

Die druggie moooooooooo cows, DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!!!!!

Nice forehead - what's playing at the drive-in tonight? Butt-ugly hoe...

Minnesota-august 20.2007 7:30 AM.

You have all missed the point. Britney is a very sick woman, she exhibits all the classic Symptoms of Bipolar disorder(formely known as Manic Depression). She needs psychatric help, not to be mocked by people who truly don't understand. I think I know what I'm talking about I also suffer from this horrible desease.

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