Aug 1 2007Britney Spears is an excellent mother

on top with nuts! Can you tie the stem in a knot with your tongue?

m&m's?

This has got to be enough. Someone really needs to step in and take the children. She needs to be put some place where she can get help.

Yo momma so slow, she can't even make 3rd on the Fish or first in line for gov't cheese!

Brit eats the taco, big surprise there.

omg i hope kevin takes her kids from her shes a crazy bitch she needs to go to a crazy hospital i hope she gets locked up ugly bitch

And since she'll blow all the money before the kids are old enough to enjoy it this is a tragedy all around.

You are a like 3 hours behind your own visitors:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/britney_spears_will_fcking_kil.php#comment-344854

Does anyone else think her kids teeth are messed up from latching on to her skanky ass nipples? The teeth are probably falling out from the herpes sores that they suckle on!

how hard is it not for her to look like a crack whore in every picture she takes

hey britney You going to lose your kids and your "comeback" will fail redneck mother of the year

And this is suprising because?

What a fucking God Dang hag!!

Someone needs to sew her cunt up so she can't Ever Ever reproduce again.

And I hope they sew it up with barbed wire.

This is what Shitney wants. This is the norm for her. Procreating with scum of the earth, alienating herself from the only ones that know whats good and lucrative for her, gaining weight, dropping the kids, shoving sugar botttles in there mouths at night, dressing like a crack whore and calling the paps for photo ops. funding her own comeback tour cause nobody else believes in her, she is soooo delusional. She probably ruined any chances of her sister having some sort of sining career cause they no the crazy gene must course thru her veins too. Remember when K-fag thought he was gonna be famous thru Brittney? Well he's famous all right, but I don't think thats the sort of fame that ugly, scary looking homeless man wanted. Just pathetic

Seriously... where is family services in Cali anyhow? I thought Cali was very progressive in child protection? Oh wait... it is the land of fruits and nuts. Sorry , I forgot. Apparently this is normal, acceptable behavior on the west coast. "Ahm, just cuntry...."

So 2 of her kids have their teeth falling out, but that's not as bad as the 3rd child who got stuck in her gigantic ass.

Superfish, your commentaries crack me up!

oh, and Britney's nasty

Apparently, she's not taking her "roll" as mother seriously enough. Maybe she can get a "roll" as a mother in a movie and then get some ideas from that. I'm sure the Lifetime channel would hire her for a "roll" as a crazy ass postpartum, bipolar, alcoholic, pill popping mom. They usually like to do movies like that. And the actresses are usually just as good as I'm sure Brit would be. Or she could just do a remake of Mommy Dearest. Then there's always good ol' Intervention; thats a great show. But knowing Brit, instead she'll probably cry to some news anchor about the paps not leaving her alone...and then go on to do some reality tv show w/ her kids in tow. Fricken HIPPOcrite.

Whats the fucking source on all these stories, I am sick of it.

@ 18

"Role." Not "Roll".

"Tard."

F'n train wreck trailer trash. There needs to be a law against allowing skanks like her to reproduce. Hopefully the rumors are true and K-Fed will get custody of the boys. Amazingly he seems to be the more stable of the two anymore.

@20 MamaBear

"Roll" is from the tart's website explanation of the umbrella incident. Making fun of Britney.

"Dumbass."

whiny brats. Having a bottle of juice shoved in your mouth is better than the fist my mom would put in my mush to shut me up and I turned out perfectly fine.

Gotta log off now, I only get 30 minutes of computer time in the Supermax Prison

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#20, um, you're the tard. Obviously I was being sarcastic and referring to a message that Britney posted on her website not that long ago about her umbrella incident and how she did it all because she was preparing for a "roll". Didn't think I needed to explain that on here because we were all ripping on her about her "rolls" for days. And if you didn't get the reference, the "quotes" should have given it away right there that I was being sarcastic. But some people need everything completly pointed out to them. So, here you go...You're a fricken STUPID ASS..."MamaTard"

She's just sad now and hearing that she trashed someone else's property and feeds her kids crap isn't even surprising. If the next story is about how she moved into a cave and hung her kids from trees like salamis so they'd stay clean, I'd say, "Yep, that sounds like Britney." You know what headlines would surprise me?

Britney Spears Enrolls in College
Britney Spears Dresses Like a Grownup
Britney Spears Stops Smoking Because It's a Bad Example for Her Children
Britney Spears Stayed Home and Acted Like a Normal Person

You see where I'm going with this...

Can't see why any man would stick his dick in this walking, talking trash dumpster. Fornicating with a Saguaro cactus seems like a better option!

It's not that surprising. Honestly aside everything else do you think she's going to be paranoid over her children's dental hygiene? Think not.

at this point I *do* hope that Kevin with pop in and take the children away from her... Look, either way the kids are fucked. I mean they stay with Britany they become Serial killers. They stay with kevin they become wanna-be Gangsters. They *might* have a chance if they go with Mr. K-Fed! Never know.. but I can vividly see 2 future Gary Colemens running around yelling & hitting random people that come near them? ah

K-Fed must be a saint to have put up with this nonsense as long as he did. And I say that in all seriousness. Because I would have beaten this bitch within an inch of her life for behaving the way she does.

hahah, good ol' britters, she so cray-zeh! i hope those kids are taken away from both of them, shes a nutjob fat freak and hes the guy in "pretty fly for a white guy" vid....literally, it HAS to be him!!!!!! my nightmares consist of me being a child of britney spears and gay-fed! those kids lives have been ruined ever since the moment of conception....

now your picturing Britney Spears and Gay-Fed having sex......

uughghghg

#20, you are a dumbass. Don't you keep up with the news, sheesh.

lol. "MamaTard".

having tooth decay at the age of 1 or having britney spears as a mother.

huh. i'm leaning towards the second choice as being worse.

#20, you tried to make yourself sound smart by insulting #18, and you're the one who came out looking like a "tard". did you notice that? i put "tard" in quations. that should have tipped you off that he spelled the word roll like that for a reason. but you wouldnt know that, cuz like someone said b4, you're a dumbass. i dont bother to use perfect spelling proper grammer, or punctuation. but i do understand sarcasm and i know the meaning of quotation marks. dumb fuck.

Fish Dude ---

Haven't we seen this picture a few times already. Get some new pix of Britney already!

...this story sounds made-up.

I would believe it because it sounds like Brits lazy ass, but I've never once seen a picture of her kids with a bottle or a sippy cup (yet she never seems to go without a drink) and they are always screaming in the videos. Poor babies. She's a publicity whore, don't you think there should be pictures of her kids with bottles if she was always sticking one in their mouth to shut them up?

She's starting to resemble the North American Pig Cunt, Rosie O'Donnell. Pretty soon, she'll start eating cooch and spewing bile on a videoblog.

The bitch is just nasty and backwoods. Bottom line.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HER KIDS AWAY ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!

Fisher Price announced that a shit ton of their toys may have been manufactured with lead paint from China (suprise suprise). Wonder if Britney ordered a sack of those for her kids to chew on? I always laugh at the shots of her out all day and night w/out her kids. I have two kids and they are always with me. Not because I can't afford a nanny (Well I can't really), but because I LIKE THEM. That's why I had them. I wanted children, no fashion accessories.

#37...That was classic!

"You can take the girl out of the trailor park, but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl."

HAHAHA #20 Got called out for trying to be an asshole who thinks they are so damn smart!

What is a big dealing, I am always eating tacoes on a floor. And my teeths were disappering by a time I was 3 yeares olde. I am wonder if she rikey these hard or soft tacoes and if she riekem with nice soures creams. mmmmmmmm,

this woman needs to be institutionalized and the babies should go anywhere but near their immature parents

My mother used to send us to the store to get her beer and cigarettes. But she was cool. Britney is a basketcase.

DAMN, this brod is UGLY!

She is so trailer park white trash, I'm surprised a tornado hasn't hit her!

Dentist are slighty above chiropractors in the medical food chain, always looking for an annuity.

@49, at least they have nitrous.

I wish this sad speed hump would wake up. She must be delusional, faking her way thru a comeback appearance, every shot of her lately gets skankier, I bet she smells like the dumpster out back of the fish market. What ever crappy outfit she manages to put together, she will gladly take off and exchange with any passer by. I could do with a shot of nitrous every time I see another scary pic of her. And sadly I see the truth in the comment that by the time her boys are old enough, the money will be long gone. Some Australian gossip mag reported her to be pregnant about 3 weeks ago too!

britney is definitely in need of a professional help. there's no one who's in their "normal" state of mind would do that to their kids.

on a second thought i have a feeling that she's all doing this so she will still be famous. because right now she doesnt have any new album or whatsoever so for the meantime she's making noise by doing those silly stuff.

tsk.

WRONG MOVE!!

W-H-A-T? How is this a story??? All I imagine is the faint sound of a banjo playing in the background.

......she can crash up in my double wide any time

Please girl brush that wig. And hand over those babies.

Britney is mental. For sure. She isn't fit for the job of 'popstar', nor for being a mother, nor for being a wife, nor for being a friend if you ask me.

C'mon....did we ever expect anything different? I mean, seriously...........

LMAO at those ugly, toothless, balding babies haha!

Wait a second, isn't Brit ugly, toothless and balding?! So where does she get off complaining about her kids appearances?! Grow some fucking hair woman!

@9, well said! You know those kids can't be getting an nutrition from those breasts!

#26 - sharpeidude

I think you got it in one. THAT's what's making her crazy...that no one in Hollywood or anywhere celeb-like, will touch her.

She must be lonelier than a night watchman at K-Mart, with only a dog to keep her company because I'm sure the kids cower in the corner of the room when they're with her, waiting for her to blow up or throw up or throw something.....or something.

I'll even bet she talks to herself. Saggitarius...go figure. Great sociable sign, but when they go bad, it's all they can do to snag some attention, any attention.

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I have the perfect thing, Britney that U could do and do well....
Make a movie, and U will B the KILLER in it..U can play yourzelf..
U wouldn't even have to act..it would B zo eazy and U can drink
your Red Bull, smoke your cigz, even znort your coke...it all workz

hard part iz gettin zomeone to finance it...good luck with that one♥

I can't believe it! I am starting to love this crazy trailer park twat. I can't wait for the day when the bulletin comes in from CNN about how Britney blew her fucking head off (no brain matter shows up on the walls, of course) and took her two little turd burglars with her.....and the little dog too! HeeeHeeHeeHee!

Her and Lindsay, that crazy drunken Mick. I am so going to win celebrity death watch this year.

#61 Annie Rex

I don't think she'll blow her head off. Not to glamourize suicide, but you have to have some amount of balls and resolution to do that. That's why I didn't do it. Britney would go down the mud-slide of humiliation before offing herself.

Anna Nicole didn't want to die, you can bet on that. If she comes to stay with me, maybe Brit will have a happy accident. (Mwu-ha-ha-ha)

Take every crazy Britney act that Fish has posted in the last three months and roll them all together.
And now we know what K-Earl meant by "Popozao". What a concept.

The saga continues ....

I am so stuck on the fact that a 22 month old child is still sucking down a bottle! We all know that she is a crappy parent, trashy, dirty, and well should I mention the lack of talent too................But really 22 months and a bottle........I am floored by that! That is truly one of my pet peeves!!!! Next thing you know she is going to be riding down the street listening to Alba with her nasty feet out the window! That would really make my day!!!
Sorry listed all of my "makes my skin crawl" moments huh! :0)

I live in the Palisades, and upon arriving at the 6.5 million house, her Escalade and a posse of SUV's stormed thru a neighborhood block party scaring kids and parents alike. Then when the Paparazzi couldn't snag anymore photos, they hopped in line at the rented In & Out Burger truck to get some free grub. The neighbors chased them away with pitchforks a la Frankenstein. God help the Palisades!

I don't quite get the concept of an "old baby"...

@60. Learn how to use(UZE) the letter "s".

Oh and btw.
Britney Spears makes me feel pretty.

Everyone seems so taken aback by this...........people keep forgetting that the only reason Twitney had those kids was to keep her name in the news. No other reason. That is now all played out now, so the nannies are the ones who are going to raising the kids until they're old enough to move out on their own. If they live that long.

SORRY I was reffering to Abba not Alba!!!! in ###64...oops!
I think that #66 was directed to my comment...................
22 months is way to old for a bottle period! That is toddler age, children should start being weened off around a year....lots of health risks that come along with it.
Yes 22 months is an old baby..............still a baby but an older one!

The sad thing is, Child Protective Services will not do anything until one of the children ends up in the hospital because of something she did to them. then they will slap her on the wrist, send her some brochures, and she'll be on her merry little way. They only way her children will be taken from her is if she feeds them narcotics or alcohol, and gets caught, or if one of them dies at her hands. There is no justice for children who are being mentally abused. I personally think she is trying really hard to lose custody, and she won't do it voluntarily, because of some bizarre pride she has, or because one day she'll need her kids to take care of her, and doesn't want them to resent her.

Nursing bottle caries is pretty common- it can even result if the child falls asleep while breastfeeding. (And has a mouth full of fermentable carbohydrates- breastmilk- exposed to the teeth for long enough/often enough) That said- Britney epitomises "trainwreak"- those poor kids!

HEY IT IS NOT YOUR BUSISNESS, Let her she lives in peace, what is going to be the next super new, Breatney's Super Gases, repect the intimicy, she is a human being, STUPIDTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!