Aug 27 2007Britney Spears investigated for child abuse

OMG!!!!!!!!

No wait a minute. I still don't give a shit......

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Hurrah!

look! I"m this many!

What's to investigate; anyone who even watches the 10 o'clock news regulary knows this bitch is guilty.

Those kids are doomed because they will never take them away from her. She has $$$$$, and that's all that matters in her case. They will be making headlines in about 18 years for alcohol, drugs, fighting, and car chases.

I love the Big Lots wig she is wearing.

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20053226,00.html

If you're bored, you can check this site out. 25 biggest hollywood scandals since 1982.....you know, if you're sick of looking at the finger that was stuck up kevins ass.

#3 Hey Veggo, you talk to Jimbo in e-mail? If so, ask him for my e-mail.

Well, the poor little Yorkie has a broken leg so who knows what the hell happened to the kids.

This is what happens to you when you marry Kevin Federline.

Don't do it veggi, all he does is ask for nekked pics of you!!!

What's with that photo? Is she the new Bride of Chucky?

god she's so stupid

Britney sure needs some more airbrushin. Why does she look so greasy all the time these days?
4 words: Cover Girl pressed powder

Oh, I hope they take those children from her for good. It would be the best thing for everyone.

Big props to the first poster for not shouting "first". It is an infintely classier move that makes us respect you so much more than any hobo that does announce "first" as if it's some sort of accomplishment

Damn that's a long ass finger. I bet that would feel good up my ass.

She should be investigated. Remember the footage of her and Jayden when she was on the phone and holding the baby and smoking the cigarette and then she puts her thumb in his head to make an ashtray and then just drops him and walks off??? That was CRAZY!!!

Q: Hey, Britney, how many chromosomes are each of your kids missing?

#11, damn that was harsh. I didn't just ask for naked pictures. I was so nice to you. I used to e-mail you, and loved talking to you, until you didn't reply to me anymore. I didn't ask for more pictures, but darn, don't have to put me down so bad. I am a half decent guy.

@14 I think she just needs a paper bag to put over her head.

And what is wrong with "nekked pics"?:)

I was only teasing Mike!!! That's what I do!!!

@21
I agree, I send mine all the time. To anybody that wants to see. (and of legal age)

#21 Thanks Bite Me! But don't say that, don't lose your friendship with her, she is great. I see I already screwed up, and I wish I hadn't, FRIST was or is still a great person and very sweet.

I knew she was in trouble when she took the kids to Mike Vicks place to "play with the puppies"

#22 Kari, if you are just teasing, why haven't you e-mailed me back then? Been like a week.

I bet if I could go back in time and destroy Kevin Federline.....I could preserve Britney's hotness.

Fish, can you PLEASE do another post on Zac Efron? I don't mean like every day, but occasionally. I'm in love with him! And no I'm not a 15 year old girl-I'm 17. :) And I hate High School Musical, but I love Hairspray! And I hate his girlfriend. >:(
Anyway, please do more posts on him!! I know you'd get a LOT more visitors if you did.

so they made some allegations, but we don't know what they are or whether or not they're true.

awesome,

What I learned from this site:

CELEBRITIES AND ATHLETES ARE STUPID FU(CKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So very sad.
ok I am over my weak moment
Naked pictures?

Looks like she's doin a bit of deep fishin' with that index finger.
(The other finger is likely a diversion)

Maybe it's just me, but why the hell does she have to sit so close to the steering wheel? Who is she, Mr. Magoo? If the airbag went off, it's going to inflate directly into her nostrils and her head will explode. That is all.

Not that I think Britney should be in charge of anybody, including herself, obviously, but this seems like a pretty transparent effort on K-Fed's part to squeeze more money outta Britney. And I salute him for it.

She looks like Divine from John Waters's old films...

Mike, I did!

pssst #28 there isn't much of an age difference between a 15 and a 17 year old. it's quite evident by what you wrote in your post.

shouldn't you be in daycare?

10 POUNDS OF SHIT IN A 5 POUND BAG.
THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT HER FOR NOW.

33, she's sitting on the passenger's side. because it's britney, i'm sure everyone can mistake her hand for the hairy dude's hand that is on the steering wheel.

@36 So did I!!! Youv'e got mail

K Fed and Britney should both be sterilized.
@33 What's more likely to happen should the airbags deploy is the convertable behind her being savagly accosted by her dime store hair peice.

37, I don't understand how my post intimates I'm immature or whatever. Because I have a crush on a celebrity? Yeah, because only little girls are allowed to think a celebrity is hot. I'd just like to see more of him on this site. :)

Yeh, and Britneys also being investigated for animal abuse as well since one of her dogs apparently has a broken leg. I still can't believe fishy never posted the fricken NASTY pic of Britney Spears without her extensions (not that her extensions are great either, tacky)...its the most HORRID pic I've ever seen of her. She literally looks like a chunky, 50 year old corny ass housewife. I swear to god this girl has clones, she always looks so different. Have you people seen it? It not, check out x17online (total Britney ass kisser site; blech, but oh well) its on a side pic and says "Britney au naturel"; as if she looks good or something. Well, the pic is probably else where as well. It just goes to show you what magic they can do with this girl with the right makeup, etc, etc. and how fabricated so many of our favorite stars are. All the photoshopping, etc. Goes to show you that most of them are not much better looking than the rest of us common folk!

#36, FRIST, after the pictures, I replied, and you never e-mailed me back.

What, no "I'd still hit it" comments? This skank is so gross, she is a gazillionaire and she looks worse than most younger women in 3rd world countries who have not a pot to piss in. She has NO excuses. And while her nasty appearance could be forgiven if she were a decent person, just a naive, homegrown Southern girl, she is not. She is a selfish, STUPID, low-life woman who neglects her own children, and that makes her ugly. I hope K Fed gets those boys. I have no doubt he is way more stable than Britney. Sorry. but once you have kids, you don't get to go out and act like a skank and get drunk and kiss strangers and show off your shaven cooter and generally act all-around psycho and get away with it. She should get her ass back in rehab along with all the other fvkced up 20-somethings who can't live without drugs and alcohol - Paris, Lindsay, Amy Winehouse, and a whole slew of other lesser known stars. Boo hoo hoo. Lots of normal folks would give anything to have a chance to go to Promises but instead are lucky if they can even afford the cheapest rehab! Spoiled bitches.

Where are all of Twitney's dumbass 13-year old fans saying that everything would be perfect if Twitney and Justin would just get back together?

Maybe Britney and Justin SHOULD get back together.
The perfect couple- I can't stand either of them, and they both annoy the shit out of me.

Apparently she was making the children listen to all her old cd's non stop.

That is the finger Britney uses to check her children's temperatures when they say they are sick and they say they are sick each time they see mommy. Britney jams that finger straight up there pouty little buttholes and if it comes out blistered she'll take them to the ER. To this day the finger has never come out blistered. That is how her daddy use to take her temperature.

46--There's one up above named candycorn.

50-Uh, okay? I can't stand Britney Spears. I'm 17, not a silly little tween who likes whatever I'm told to like.
I don't appreciate everyone making comments about how I'm a dumb little fan - you don't see me acting like krazihotkelli or any of the trolls, but you still consider me a stupid little girl, which I'm not. So say what you will, but you just sound stupid.

51 HAHAHA !!!
Kelli? Or Kelli2.0?

I don't know , just some stupid girl I've seen on here who uses z's instead of s's and uses a lot of weird faces and stuff with whatever she types.
I don't think English is her first language. Or second. Or third, really...

It's sad for these kids. Emotional abuse is still abuse.

I have my own sexual child abuse stories that I am sharing at http://childabusestories.blogspot.com if you want to read, share or connect with others.

Meh. Unlike Michael Vick and DMX, she's very attentive and affection toward her pets, and that's all that matters to me. Fuck the kids.

this girl is a mess. she had everything and the devil is slowly but surely taking away all the gifts that she has been blessed with. She needs to go to rehab and find Jesus. I feel so bad for her.

a middle finger?
i know she wants to be a bad ass, but its just nasty now.
her image is gone.

You know the sad thing is, she'll probably not lose custody and/or get help. She's off her rocker but hey, she's rich and famous, so I'm sure people will cater to her no matter how fucked she is.

I see she is indeed sitting in the passenger seat, but at first I thought she was in the driver's seat and sitting close to the wheel so she could steer with her tits. That way, her hands would be free to hang onto the kids, the dog ... or whatever.

Man, why doesnt this dumb beotch just do us all a favor, and kill herself!

Truly a sign of the times!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2181126/

here 42, this is why

"And I hate High School Musical, but I love Hairspray! And I hate his girlfriend. >:("

wtf are you kidding me? did you bother to read what you wrote?

53, that's funny. krazykellikunt hasn't been on here in a while....

61-I was kidding about his girlfriend ... wow. Who would be superficial enough to hate someone based on who they were dating? There are enough conspiracy theories going on about them, anyways.
And I don't see anything wrong about loving Hairspray. I don't like it just because of him but I love him in it. And so what if I hate High School Musical, I would think you would too, as should most of America.

Why cant they just FUCKING leave her ALONE, JEEZ

"Who would be superficial enough to hate someone based on who they were dating?"

anyone on this site. hence the name, the superficial. lol

God, I can't stand this cooze. I agree 100% with post #45, Smoking Hot. With all her money, this skank has absolutely no excuse for looking the way she does. Desperate, delusional, idiotic ho.

This is what the fixation on dog abuse has done.

Look, folks, it's simple. We only have enough resources to ensure that the kids aren't abused. Given that nobody wants to pay taxes, it's a zero-sum game with a limited pot of money. As soon as all the kids are watched over and protected, sure, let's try to take better care of the pets. Until then, if even one kid is abused or neglected under our watch, I don't give a fuck if one thousand dogs are slow-roasted on a spit - I won't pay a dime or expend a calorie of energy for dogs at the expense of kids. Anybody who argues otherwise is a psychopath.

65-Well, if you all do it, I don't see why I was thought of as an immature little girl for being (inaccurately) perceived that way.

She should be ticketed for no seat belt.

Damn, if she got any closer to that stearing wheel she'd be eating it, which she probably does gnaw on it anyway since she's probably never cooked a meal in her life.

wtf???with the content & comments when did superficial become just a lame dating posting site?

Britney Spears pics...

Does anyone remember times when Britney said she wanted to be a good mom like Madonna? And Madonna had Britney printed on her shirt? I wonder if Madonna dared to do that anymore. If she did, she would ruin her career.

PS krazykellikunt :D

Already? That's fast! I thought somebody had to die first

# 64 I wish she was your mom

I'd like to understand why she got pregnant TWiCE, if she can't even handle one. This is so sad for the babies.

I swear to god Britney is the first human clone; she always looks so different. Some days pretty, some days awful. Almost all days her fashion sense sucks! But maybe the cloning explains why she's so messed up...it was all working fine in the beginning...now the clones gone mad!!!

God!
Ofcourse she hasn't done child abuse
And you all are being stupid!
Yeah so she has shit load of money,
just because she has tons don't mean she like has to use it one her looks!
Hello!
There are people on this Earth who don't always wanna look like barbies everyday! ( I mean...sit 5 hours each day and have 20 people touching their faces and pulling their hair!)
And anyhow, the dogs are just hurt by the kids! hello! Their just like 1 year old!
You expexct them to know algabra now too!?!
Shes just through rough times!
Why dont we all just please leave her alone!
Why don't we bother complaining more about global warming or something rather than look at how fat or thin she is or how much she bothers too work!
PLEASE think twice will ya!
And guys! So shes a bit fucked I admit it!
But there are a MILLIOn and maybe more people in this world who do even crazier things! Why bother ONE, YOUNG, INNOCENT WOMAN WITH A FEW CERTAIN ISSUES JUST because she is more SUCCESSDFUL than I bet YOU, or ME, or anyone here will ever be! And she aint famous cause shes posing nude or something.
Dont you remember 10 years ago!
All that awesome music she made!

Jesse, calm down. Take a pill. And look again at the last sentence you wrote. Then take a few more pills.

Even Jesus is ashamed of her. I know....he told me.
Oh, and awesome music? Um.....NO!

Jesse, you are proof that some people in this world should NEVER re-produce.
If you could take your nose out of her ass for 5 minutes the truth would be obvious for you.

This chic could make the hardest wood limp....

Jesse you asre the best. While your entire post was unintentionally hilarious my favourite part was:

"You expexct them to know algabra now too!?!"

Oh no, I don't, since I don't even know what the fuck algabra is.

# 82 Figures, you dipshit.....

And remember "Jesse you arse the best"

What ever you geek...

I wonder if she takes care of her kids the way she takes care of that wig.

Classy hair!

#83 oops my finger must have slipped.

Bet you haven't heard that since you were an altar boy eh ?

Yeah Morning Wood why so angry? Boyfriend not come home last night or something?

Whatever.....come on !!! REALLY........

Somebody should have cut out her uterus a LONG time ago.

Compare & contrast:

Katie Holmes' and Tom Cruise's handling of and attention to Suri.

Britney and K'Fed's handling of and attention to whoever they are.

Want to wager which of these kids wind up addicted to drugs, in jail or dead by age 21?

Finally, a real Britney nipple slip.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg

82. It might be underwear for alligators. That's what it sounds like to me.

It's about time.

y is ur hair looking like dat an u look so pretty u should fix ur hair to go with ur prettiness ok and try smiling alot cause u look more beautiful when u smile