Aug 16 2007Britney Spears in Allure Magazine

One of those look like her, but the rest sure don't. She's not that skinny for one thing.

Not looking too bad.. but still not the same.

Gotta love Photoshop. Turn a skank into a presentable human being.

first!

Lotta digital revisions, fer shur!!

She only WISHES that she still looked this good on a DAILY basis. I feel so sorry for her two little boys... it's a shame!

I'd do her either way. She is still looking good. You all can't say you wouldn't fuck her. She isn't that bad.

Dear Lord.

when did she turn asian?

god... i would stuff her soooo hard she would be screaming out GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

Wow! If they airbrush her anymore, she is going to look like some freakish Japanese anime!

I would KILL to smell the fingers of the guy in the third pic.

Why all of a sudden are asscracks so hot? I mean, britney and that Kim Kardishian or however you spell her name chick, are showing theirs off. I'm sorry, I just don't get what's so sexy about it. It's crack....ya know...Hmmmmph...

I wonder how many motherboards they melted trying to photoshop that thing into looking actually pretty?

#12 Wedgeone, just finger your asshole and you will find out what it smells like. Fuck think about it, he is in her ass crack, so it smells like shit. So do it yourself, you will get the same effect.

She has obviously gained weight--she apparantly can't button those jeans! I'm looking for greasy finger stains from her fried chicken on the jeans too!

@10.... don't kill... you can just open up a bag of funyuns... you couldn't tell the difference

Eat SHIT.... Britney!!!

opps.. i mean @12

I love her wig! It's not one from her collection I'm sure.
I wish she was so beautiful again, there was a time she really looked that good!

Wow, in the 2nd to last pic she's doing exactly what I want to do to her!

Except I'd definitely use both hands.

it's funny how there are two types of photos here, ones that has been photoshopped (or where brit lost 50 pounds just by posing.. HA) and ones where she looks like the heffer that she really is.

i LOVE it.

Well, overall not that bad. Too bad she doesn't REALLY look like that.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Omg does she honestly think that anyone will believe she is really that thin? Wow she must have had to do a lot of coke and not drink soda and red bull for like 2 weeks.

And why doesn't she let professionals do her hair and makeup all the time? I mean her hair, it looks like its really hers...so knowing it is possible to make her appear human why does she still insist on walking around lookging like a greasy rag doll whose hair as been yanked out by ur older brother?

The guy in the 3rd picture is trying to get those pants over her fat ass!

the only one who really thinks she lokks like this is britney!

the only one who really thinks she looks like this is britney herself!

So pathetic...

Man, that airbrusher is so good, he'd make me look like Jessica Alba! ;D

Again with a terrible wig. I almost feel sor....NAH...I don't care.

Every bottom has a trap door and it looks like her bottom is the bottomless pit. (I said BOTTOM, heehee) She's just going to float through endless bottoms, sucking on the rocks like a catfish.

Hey, don't they eat catfish in Louisianny?

that is not her body

god, I feel so sorry for that hair stylist...

Ug. Ridiculous.

she's probably got the jeans on in order to cover up those fat, stalky legs of hers.

Say NO to crack

This girl has done ripped her last pair of drawers with me.
She's just a worthless piece of shit now.
I hate when people have so much potential and just squander it all because they are a complete and utter dumbass.

You know that look that comes into the eyes of an animal that is just waiting for its heart to stop beating and the pain to go away? That's what I see in her Daine Keaton-like doe eyes. People, there is NO suicide in her future. She's just going to fade away like Margot Kidder (poor Margot).

Okay, I normally don't talk about how ugly people are. But Jerry Christ, her toes are fucking freakish.

13 - Vegankjh

Ab-co-lute-ly Nothin'

UH, say it again....

That has to be a celeb impersonator...

I meant so

Pic # 8:
I never noticed how big her nose is.

WOW!! Photoshop is AMAZING!!

Potential? Are you saying she has potential like Jenna Jameson has potential? *That* kind? Because I don't think that counts.

#28 That airbrusher is so good he could make Carrot Top look like Jessica Alba.

The chick with the do-rag is enjoying her job WAAAYYY to much! Ooops! Brittany's hands slipped off her chest again!

That is too her. That was the week she was on Meth and adderall ya'll, dang!

Say yes to crack.

It is amazing. To bad they can’t photo shop her public image too.

--44--
What's the difference Carrot and Alba are equal on the beauty scale.

43 - Zyklon

Your name says it all. She needs to inhale a large dose of Zyklon B and just let it do it's job. Then the kiddies will have her life insurance money. Wait....someone as stupid as Britney wouldn't have life insurance.

About the potential. The only potential she had was that she could dance. That's it. That's all I could see. Because the wispy, air-filled voice of hers couldn't hold a cup of water.

Shouldn't you have to be 'alluring' to be in 'Allure'? Who's on next month's cover? Pruitt Taylor Vince?

#49 - Niiiiiice.

What the fuck is on her head?

That wig looks roughly twice as big as is strictly necessary.

See back in the day when Britney was "hot" this is all they were doing, she was NEVER actually hot. It's all just lighting, make-up, fake hair, fake eye-lashes and airbrushing when possible.

Allure is a make-up magazine, and even in the behind the scenes pics she does look a lot better than she has in the past 2 years. If I was a chick I'd take their advise.

I agree with 50, although when she tried to sing her voice wasn't that bad. Her songs were good though.

hard to imagine that PhotoShop has existed long enough for there to be people expert enough at it to make Britney Spears look good again! where has the time gone?

also, i would just like to once again loudly proclaim my love of ass cleavage. whoever it is, unless they're totally nasty at the moment of the taking of the photo, i love it. every photo layout should have at least one ass cleavage shot. are you listening, beyonce'?

the truth is she never looked like that even before k-fed, all pictures were airbrushed, thats the truth people, all pictures are airbrushed, soo dont ... she is still beautiful, and its obvious the first picture isnt airbrushed at all.
You Go Britney!

Its like I'm wearing a spectacular set of beer goggles

She needs to find out where she can get her hands on some of that hair, yo. Helluva lot better lookin' than that ratty-ass looking weave she been passing off as a wig.

oh the tramp stamp...i should have guessed

Amazing what modern digital photography can do today, turn a white trash whore into a babe.

PHOTOSHOP IS AN AMAZING TOOL.

She's always choking herself in pics.

Dammnit, why doesn't she finish the job?

.... Vote for ....
RON PAUL

Allure Magazine needs their editors' brain checked. Or whoever is in charge for deciding it was a good idea to put this thing on their cover and in an editorial.

Fuck Allure. They lost their allure big time.

My toilet has more allure than that magazine.

...these are her final photos. Mark my word.

55 - Nina

I don't think Britney ever wrote any songs. Aren't these pop-tarts usually given songs by song-writing companies? They are like talking heads, non?

I'm calling for a boycott of anything Britney does.

there is nothing less sexy than a 25 year old that has already had two kids. she does not fall into the mature sexy mother role, but instead, the young whore who fucked a guy that never wore a rubber and came inside her all the time.

her youth and prime are long gone and all thats left is a stretched out vagina and an ass that only seems to keep on getting bigger. i wont deny that i would still do her, but now it would only be for the "i banged britney spears" value and not because she looks so...nevermind.

Someone went absolutely insane in editing/airbrush department.

really the one showing her tummy...shes a fat lazy slob.... wow.....thats all i can say..I thought it would take a miracle to make her less nasty…. I guess photo shop answered her prayers

FIRST!!!

69 - doodle

Girls like Britney are usually the type to give themselves labels, like "MILF." I will put up $100.00 to the person who can find me proof that she said that sometime in her career. I bet she couln't wait to have kids. That's where the downfall started, when she had her first kid.

I'm so sure she thought something like that, I would give someone my Trek bike for free if they could prove it.

" I'm gonna need the Goddess Lens, twenty p.a.'s holding fill cards, three makeup teams, a case of Feminine Deodorant, a de-lousing tank, and the best goddam photoshop team in the city. GO!"

I want to be photoshopped!!!!!!!

I wonder if she thinks she actually looks like that.

#75, you don't need to be Photo Shopped at all. In my eyes you are the sexiest thing around. And you know who I am.

Please...Talk about airbrushing...go to www.iwanexstudio.com

Then go to portfolio, and click on the pictures. Roll your mouse over each photo to see the difference. You can see how they removed Britney Murphys big fat bags out from under her eyes.

This picture of Britney Spears is fiction. She in know way, no how could ever dream of looking like this. Not to mention the fake hair. No wonder Hollywood's values are so wharped. They can't even admit how they look in reality. SO sad

You know what? She should look into a procedure that would prevent her from ever smiling again. The smile is the gateway to the crazy with this one. She also needs a Jetson's-type setup in her house, where it pops her out of bed, washes her, combs her hair, brushes teeth and dresses her before she's fully awake.

WOW! I think she looks gorgeous here. Nothing like she did back in 2001 but she looks good. Her body is looking hot and her makeup looks nice. Photoshopped or not, this looks exactly like her and me likes!! Everyone in magazines gets touched up. You think all these other girls you guys always rave about are that good looking? no its called MAKE UP!
wake up people

FALSE ADVERTISING. what a load of crap. This bitch should be boycotted by the industry. This is almost as bad as the airbrush job she had done for the cover of one of her last albums where she was about as skinny as the olsen twins.

Hi 77...if you are indeed whi I think you are..wink wink.

Taking kids to pool now. And, no, I'm not going to take a dump, you sick fuck. I really am going to the pool.

ta-ta.

i heat fat people who talk about thin

FAKE!!!

No trailer trash looks that good!

Photoshop Ha!
I think Criss Angel ran some of his mind freak shit up in that.

She still has plumbers crack...

Allure Magazine? I'd rather see her on amateurallure.com, I'm sure she's well qualified for it!

She looks like Lisa Marie Presley.

fat ............ tanks for the computer .........made her to look normal

Im with you #80. You all are so fucking cruel...i think she looks great. So they slimmed her out a little big deal, they do that for every friggen celebrity. Britney is and always has been gorgeous....yeah she has had issues lately and every time we see her she has been looking ragged, but with proffesionals doing her makeup and hair she looks as great as she used to. Give the girl a break already...LORD

Air brushing really does work.

Well... the best thing I can say for her is at least she never married a NIGR.

NINETY-FIRST ha ha take that! What did Britney do for Allure to make her look like that

What's the point of photoshopping Brit? We already know what it all looks like and it ain't looing like that at all!! Really, we've all seen her, inside and out, bare and blatant. If there's anyone in Hollywood who has shown all her flaws to us (think: bald photos, knickerless photos, topless photos in hot tub, etc etc etc), it's her. It was a nice project for the airbrusher, but Allure shouldn't waste their time on this shit.

@ 92
She might as well have. She married a white boy that wanted to be a nagger.

Oh yeah, and the best thing I can say for her is at least she never married a NIGR.

#92, don't use that word in here, you racist piece of shit and besides, she married a WIGR

#73 -
You're playing for the shipping on that bike, right? Sept. 10, 2004, she wore a tank top that read "MILF in training." Don't know how to attach a pic here, but I do have one of her wearing the shirt. Yep, she's always been delusional!

#44 that's a good one! carrot top is one ugly mother...

She has the crazy eyes working in the fourth pic.

That's idiotic!!! You can't call YOURSELF a MILF!!!! Unless you want to fuck yourself!!!!!
Go fuck yourself, Britney!!!

#78 Trixie. thanks for the pointer to iwanexstudio. Fascinating. Nice to see that Halle Berry looks very close to her touched up version.

As for Britney, I can't figure out why she hasn't done Playboy yet. Unless Hugh Hefner insists "hey, even as famous as she is, we do have standards"

I dont know about y'all ... but I'd definitely hit that! Then I'd bust all over Veggi's face and hair! What it doo doo!!!!

#92
NIGR IS BETTER THAN WHITE TRASH

#101 FRIST you are a WILF. Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Oh and by the way you haven't e-mailed me back.

HEY FRIST you are a MILF

They're fucking miracle workers... betcha they can even make her pussy look real and less like roast beef- i'm all for never having to see that "thing" again... unless its photoshopped, of course

98 - kelpchick

GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE? Are you serious? I have GOT to see that.....
Yeah, shipping is about $50.00, I can handle that.

Damn, I am so good at stereotyping people. How can I use that power to make money....Any suggestions.....?

103- wow! New material. Impressive.

How is this new? They've been photoshopping/airbrushing for ages.

And they don't do it so the model feels better about the way she looks, they do it for YOU.

And then you turn around and bash them for not looking as pretty as they do in the magazines.

All of these poses are supposed to present some alluring mystery, that Brit has something she has yet to reveal. Who the fuck is the audience for this shoot? There isn't a soul out here that doesn't know what all of this girls bits look like. There is no more mystery. All she can look like now is crazy.
And Lupe #66, I hope you are right. I would love to read the story of her being found swinging by her noose....naked...dusted in Cheetos.

# 98
You can keep the bike...just wanted to let you know you were so right about her!
As far as channeling that superpower into a high-paying gig, can't help you there. FBI profiler, maybe?

That must have been one hell of a skilled wig wrangler....

Gollum took less CGI than that shoot...

OMG. Did they use Kate Moss's body and superimpose her head on it . Totally
Ridiculous.

It's Suri Cruise all grown up!

111 - bugman

I can't speak for the fine posters on the FISH but it seems like the PEREZ-ers still love Britney. They still love Christina, Posh, Mariah, Beyonce and the unknown wannabes on those stupid teeny bopper shows and of course the pervs.

Dusted in Cheetos, I can see that, hilarious. (yumm Cheetos, but I prefer Cheese Doodles)

Oh and Kelp, FBI profiler, I like that, I do I do....

suck it in, girl

That doesnt look like her fat fingers either...even if she did have nail tips applied. Allure may think they are helping her come out of whatever it is she is going through, but it makes them look kind of desperate.

The picture of her on the Criss Angel post, that's the real her. I don't know who this person is. But what I really want to know, is WHY IN HOLY HELL WOULD ALLURE WANT HER IN THEIR MAGAZINE??? She hasn't done ONE positive thing in 4 years!!! Maybe someone lost a bet or something.....

#92 WHAT DID YOU SAY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAZ (OF WHICH I AM ONE) I'M SURE YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW I HAVE NOT ONLY FUCKED YOUR WIFE, I FUCKED YOUR SISTER, YOUR MAMA (HER PUSY REALLY WAS NASTY) AND YOUR DAUGHTER ALL AT THE TIME HONKY!

#119 can I lose a bet with somebody just to get in your pants? Or win a bet, whatever it takes.

They want her because it's well known that she loves anal. That makes a girl very popular, you know. Hint, hint

#7 - No, I wouldn't, because, yes, she does.
#12 - Nice job, schack! You actually duped folks into responding to your idiotic trollery. Have you finished knob-slobbing that giraffe already? No? Then GET BACK TO WORK, TURDBURGLAR!

Anyone remember the flash movie where they demonstrate beer goggles by slowing turning a wrinkled up, toothless hag and morphing her into Britney Spears?
That's what Allure did - took a used up, horse-toothed hag and morphed her into Britney Spears from 2001? SI did it to Tyra Banks prove that she could fit into her swimsuit from 10 years ago, right?

The question is how much common sense is left in Western Civilization to recognize that none of these are real and not buy into Hollywood's crapola. Based upon posts #2, 20, & 80, we're doomed.

...if you know what I mean. Don't be making threats here or we'll come down to where you hang out and threaten you. You don't have to tell us where - we all know where you'll be on the first of the month.

Umm as if. I'm a photographer and I don't even airbrush THAT much. Ridiculous.

SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!!! YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATERS, U DONT EVEN LOOK CLOSE TO THIS GOOD, AND YEAH THATS WHY SHE TOOK HER TOP OFF, SERIOUSLY THE MEDIA ARE BUNCH OF IDIOTS AND SO YOU PEOPLE.

They tried to make her look 16 again...but we all know the truth. I'm just amazed she showed up for a photo shoot! Or did she? It must be a look alike, there's no way she'd stay for more than 5 minutes. She eats the free food and runs (after grabbing an expensive souvenir)

#120
Look Bo Jangles, Jigaboo, NIGR, thief, porch monkey.... whatever you want to be called, after you get done shining my shoes, learn some english.

britney is really disgusting. as well as allure. how can they parade such a trashed-up, disgusting female? especially on the cover.

britney spouted out 2 sons, yet she refuses to grow up and take some responsibility for herself and for her sons. and allure magazine celebrates this disgusting travesty.

also, notice how she is somewhat missing a toenail in one of the images?

(runs to the trash can to vomit)

They're no more airbrushed than any Jessica Alba non-candid picture that you have ever seen (the most airbrushed celebrity in the world and the celebrity who looks less like her real self in her every non-candid pictures and movies than any other celebrity ever... man now that's a HUGE difference) so if you're gonna complain about airbrushed pictures or "insulting photoshots", don't be that much of a ridiculous hypocrite joke and complain about everyone's airbrushed photos.

Leave Britney Spears the fuck alone, give the girl a break.
She looks fucking great in those pictures btw.

So who is the Britney stand-in, and can I fuck her?

#120

i know that that person crossed the line with it's language (notice i said "it's"?)

but you really did not need to relegate yourself to such slum levels with that kind of language. very disgusting, distasteful and it reeks of immaturity.

it also displays your lack of intelligence.

please refrain from that kind of language here. get the upper hand by not giving them the attention they so desperately crave.

#130::

dan:: britney is one horrible wretch who obviously does not look like herself in these pictures. her body is not that skinny and flawless. there were a thousand of sexy pixels sacrifice for this piece of trash for the editors at allure.

jessica alba is naturally beautiful and they sometimes erase a pimple here and there. plus maybe a little scab.

here, with britney, we're talking about major transformation. they're replacing blubbery legs and tree trunks and bean bags with human limbs. it's all artifical here. they may as well call this a computer gnerated character along the likes of jar-jar binks.

i think maybe jar-jar binks is a bit more photogenic than this balled up piece of trash.

and the "fucking great" pictures you're looking at is not her at all.

Wow. Now I feel I have to leave a comment about you fucking losers. You guys are so worried about this girls life eh? Not to mention hers, but others as well. You sit at the computer and write out mean things about people that you don't even know.
I BET over half of you hypocrite mother fuckers go to church. I AM glad I don't because that would mean I would be going to church with people like you.
Ew. That makes me cringe.
Brittney looks awesome...she is not an ugly person at all! The media=lies. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin MORONS!! hahahahaha

Hey, #134....do you have on a saggy diaper that leaks? is that why you're so cwanky?

134
Go Un Fuck Yourself and hop back in your stroller...what site are we on?... o yeah, i remember...

New post yet? WTC?!?!? I'm tired of looking at this bs, oh hey, get it???
BS=Britney Spears
BS=Bullshit
Can't believe I just noticed that...I'm so retarded

#134--

you do understand that the pictures you've been looking at isn't really britney?

don't you?

britney in real life is a disgusting pimple, crater-faced skunk that hates children. she also loves showing off her twat. we do not see her doing that here.

she also likes to wrestle in chicken grease. we don't see that here, now don't we?

these pics are not here.

#137......FRIST.......I get it. But only because you and I are compatible.

PS 134--no one is really worried, other than getting a good laugh, about Britney or any of the other asshats that are the subjects of the stories on the Superficial.

I wish someone would publish the real, untouched photos from this shoot, like they did with the Faith Hill cover shot last month.

@ 134 You will never be in line for the Darwin Award.
GOfuckyourself =Dipshit

134--I don't think this is a church-going kinda group. I also don't think you're very bright.

I thought britney's sister is young

#141,

i think you will see thecgi thing sucking on it's tampon in one of those unretouched shots. there may be some dribble of blood off the corner of it's mouth.

in the shot where you see the thing's hand in the cover shot, it's really reaching for doggy poop and a side of greasy chicken thighs. it's her new diet regime. "it's reawwy good ya'll!"

"Hey, ya'll gonna ray-touch up them shot? Ya'll gonna get rid of mah back fat? Ya'll mahnd if I kape thase hare janes? since I had mah cooter in 'em anyhow?"

#128

I noticed how you spelled NIGR instead of Enn-Eye-Gee-Gee-Eee-Are. Do the people on this site bump you off the site if you spell the whole word? I'm just asking. And also, riddle me this, if they DO bump you off, why are the other words allowable?

I'm so sick of the hypocrisy in this fucking country. I don't like that word either but it's like a fucking clownshow, that you can't write the "N" word (GOD I hate phrasing it like that, like I'm in kindergarten and I have to say "ca-ca" and not SHIT) but all the other ugly words are permissible.

So, if I started to call my fat sister Hippo and it caught on, then what, we wouldn't be able to say HIPPO? What planet are we living on? THEY'RE ONLY WORDS. My mommy told me about sticks and stones. Doesn't that count anymore?

Fuck it, I'm throwing sticks and stones, man. I don't know, maybe it's PMS.

#78 Trixie. That website was fascinating. It's sad how they felt they needed to photoshop Eva Longoria and Izzy from Grey's Anatomy's bodies! They are already tiny! I thin Cate Blanchett looks better before photoshopping

HA! 146---picture #3--"Hay...whatchya'll doin' back thare bah mah ass? If you want Chayto's ya'll gonna go an' git your own...don't be diggin in mah drawers for mahn's."

WOW, there are people that actually think she looks like this. Even though there are fresh candid shots that show what she REALLY looks like.

I rock Photoshop pretty good, send me your picture and I will turn you into a star too!!!

143 bottles and cans

If we were church-goers (thank Dog we're not), then we're all going to hell. I'm bringing the hamburgers and franks, anyone with me?

Oh please... she still looks great, even if these were edited a bit.

n!gger
It is actually a word with definition.
And, the word doesn't necessarily mean black person.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?nigger01.wav=n!gger

"edited a bit"

LMFAO. She is REPULSIVE in person, and reeks too.

152 "edited a bit"

You mean bit by bit in photoshop ?

151--I'll bring the S'more stuff.

# 153
I went to your website posting.
That's some fucking funny shit to have on the internet.

#153
who ask you definition .talk about the picture . white trash

#153 - You know someone else said that but it really does. Yeah, the semantics may have changed with society buy it is just an Anglicized way of saying "negro" which means black in spanish. Non?

Unless you have some other history behind it....let me know. (I love history and word etymology)

#156 - OK, we got s'mores, weenies, burgers, we need beer for this Crucial BarBeQue (nod to Murphy's Law)

Hey don't want to start another racial thing here but it looks like the pot called the kettle black (#134)

By the way I do go to church, at least when ever they have a bake or rummage sale. Those old people give up some good shit. Hey maybe you are on to something here, sweeping generalizations are rather fun.

You and your whole family are ugly. I am talking caps lock ugly. Your dad had to sneak up on your mom in order to impregnate her. Most of the country calls that rape, but I am sure you dad being the witty guy he is came up with something really clever to call it like... rape. OK he is not that clever but he is real ugly just like the rest of your ugly ass family and everyone has low expectations of ugly people so it’s alright.

OK you are onto something here generalizations are a lot fun.

158 - What? I'm trying to figure out what you are saying? Repetez s'il vous plait....

159 & 156--I'll bring Amy Winehouse....she's got all the good party dope.

160 - Speaking of generalizations, read my post about the "MILF" on #73 and the subsequent answers from Kelp.

162 - WORD nukkah (hahaha - I've been dying to say that)

The straight dope, if you please.

What have you done for me lately Boot Lip?

#161
I'm saying fuck you

The past is gone Britney, it's time to move on and be mother to your kids.

Fuck you... back at you cunt!

There are clearly computer alterations here. Britney Spears is fatter than this.

i wonder how much all that cost with ALL that digital editting... must have taken MONTHS!

but if that is how she looks (which it isn't), then she must be wearing a fat suit, a ratty ass wig made of rat fur, and an ugly mask in the photos that have been posted for the past year. she sure is a trickster!

Are you on some kind of 12 step program?

#169
Da

Erinn, you are a real little shit-head.

Aww yeah..punk ass little dick jealous bitches using the N word..Fuck you all...I would love to put my fist in your mouth....every idiot talkin that bullshit......

Probably the same little punk ass chumps who call everyone fat too....Sorry ass wanna be MEN cant please a full figuredwoman ...probably cant even satisfy your little waif thin bitch either....Again fuck you...

and yeah Im black......for the record...I would love for one of you little punks to tell me your in the Dallas area......

166 - Dude where did that come from. I was TRYING TO DECIPHER WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, you crab.

Take you 'tude an shove it.

#174,

i am in the dallas area.

can you please refrain from using foul-mouthed language? is that all your mother taught you to say?

"and yeah Im black".....Noooooo....ya think???!!!

@174.....White Rock Lake.............................

174 oh boy here we go again

Boy, I;m REALLY begining to understand the word troll now.
OK, I'm outtie.

Hey TT--guess what!! today's my berfday!!

Happy One Jrzmommy.............

TT you go!!! I love that butch thing.....(fans self)

i don't know who's who anymore.............................(weeping with head in hands) Help me, help me please................

Thank you precious!

Jrzymommy, I wish I was there to help you kill a few brain cells.

Not a troll just a pissed off opinion from a brother who cares...
Troll that.....

I gotta watch that....not too many left to fry at my age. But yeah, a little bit of a party complete with a Tranny from TX would be fun!!

And if that offended you Darlene..and you're not one of the original offenders then..I will apolgize to you....you only...Everyone else my offer still stands...except for Tranny....

You make me smile, thank you.

186 Nice response. I was expecting something mean. Thank you. Yer cool. (Sorry 'bout the troll comment)

Hey, don't look at me like that folks, I can't help it if I'm nice.

you're welcome, gorgeous!

it looks like her... just that she took a shower and someone helped her get ready.. the pics with her torso are alil airbrushed.... but shes not really super fat now, just thickish

I'm nice. Most of the time.......usually......when I'm not annoyed....okay, maybe not nice but more like........normally friendly...........ish.......a little.

LOL, How did you know I'm gorgeous? Did somebody forward my pic to you? Tee Hee

Hey, what girl doesn't wanna be called gorgeous?!

So true.
Your a class act Jrzymommy.

Wow, the soft side of Jrzmommy. I am impressed

Thanks. One of us better say something abrasive very quick or else we're gonna get a rep for being soft.

HAHA!! Bite Me! That's funny....we must have posted that simultaneously Um...was it good for you, too?

#198
your sound gay

200--and you sound speech impaired.

jrs mommy

don't fall for it. don't respond.......nina sounds suspicious.

Everyone you encounter on the internet is suspicious. Let that be rule numero uno.

#202
thank you! i was just wondering?

#174
Hey bitch, I'm in Ennis. It's not to far from the side of Dallas I'm sure you're from, especially since you're blecka.

Wtf is up with the second pic on the last row? Looks like she's trying to choke herself while cockeyed.

Let me hear you say
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
You gotta fight the powers that be
Let me hear you say
Fight the power
Fight the power
Fight the power
You gotta fight the powers
That be

Hmmm...I wonder how much she paid to get herself on the cover. Must have been helluva lot. Someone please put her out of our misery.

Yall niggas vote for me.

@207 what? lol

@209 have you been reading what has just transpired

I think someone has been listening to a little too much Public Enemy.

i think it's funny how she looks like she's choking herself in that bottom photo & she does the same pose in the one on her website...maybe she's trying to tell us something??

oops #206.. you just commented on the same thing :o)

The Only Goodman Is a Dead Goodman why don't you try it that's right you cant cuz you're a internet tough guy who is way to pussy to fight a black man. Who has a large family, probably much more family here than you because last i checked Blacks ain't the minority anymore. So when you grow some balls my family and I will be waiting

White Man's Pride don't pull that bullshit you and I know you meant to insult me with that word and you succeeded, also I hope you take your own life in public Budd Dwyer style

LayDeeBug it's not just a word it's a word that holds ties to 200 years of oppression towards my people saying tthat word is like saying you want to enslave my race again, so before you decide you rant on a word you know nothing shut up and wikipedia it.

darlene, thank you for trying to be a calming influence, however i find i just don't have the tolerance to forget about these hicks

Signed by,
Goodman
a black man

And, the girls all get better looking at closing time.

@199 Yes that was really good for me.

#214
Dude, if somebody uses that word it doesn't mean they are trying to enslave you. But, even if they wanted to they couldn't. You know somebody could call me what they want, but if I'm not that thing they're saying then its just nonsense.
You have to remember it takes all types to make a world. There's some good, some bad, and some with marbles in their head.

the computer must have exploded 100 times over trying to process all the filters going in in these pix.

How do you Photoshop out cocaine nose and herpes sores when they cover 90% of the subject's body? Hmmmm...the artist might have an award coming their way.

Pick that cotton BOY!

219?????

oh, we're threading over the n-word

i didn't think 219 people had anything to say about the B-word.

Uber-gay...
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1138037342

Nah...Real Goodman is right....

If you wanna be a REAL troll go ahead and use the word on a site like this.....it wont just be black folks coming at you - but we'll be the angriest....that you can guarantee.

I like this site but whenever its a black person in the picture idiots will be expected to post their "OPINIONS" ....So yeah ...I'll cuss that son of a bitch right out .....

He's a little punk...just like anyone else talking about Jews or Mexicans or whatever...If you dont drink a warm glass of shut the hell up...YOU WILL BE PUT IN YOUR LITTLE INTERNET PLACE.

out.

I miss Public Enemy. All the C"rap" on the radio now is BS.

214 - "LayDeeBug it's not just a word it's a word that holds ties to 200 years of oppression towards my people saying tthat word is like saying you want to enslave my race again, so before you decide you rant on a word you know nothing shut up and wikipedia it."

That's what I was saying ASSHOLE. Shut up you pretend black-man troll. No one here is buying into your bs.

Vete al carajo, maldito pendejo de mierda. How's that for minority, douchebag? I get pissed cuz you're pretending. Nothing about you is real. READ what I wrote about the word and IF you're really black, then LET IT GO already.

And it's at least 300-400 years of oppression you stupid non-history-knowing asshole. Don't forget about the Carribeans. Black is Black, right, stupid?

YOu know what, I'm just as bad as you, you bored, got-nothing to do with my time-brainless shitwad, for responding. That's it. I'm done.

And oh yeah here's some more news for you uneducated who didnt catch this........Britney aint black !...but that wasnt necessary for WHITE to show how much of an abortion he should've been.

I walk around looking like I've been photoshopped all the time.

I used to think that the girls on these magazine covers really looked like that because I do, but my husband pointed out all the places that they air brush the cover models' ugly, wrinkled faces and bodies.

I feel really sorry for these cover models, and stupid Britney ,because they believe that this is what they really look like all the time. Just like they start to believe their own press, and now they actually believe that they look so good all the time that they can go out wearing no makeup, terrible clothes, and looking like shit.

If you took a picture of me and airbrushed it, you would have to wear the darkest glasses in the world because you would be literally blinded by my beauty. All of them wish they were me.

so what you saying something about me being a shitty homosexual and how i am i a pretend black troll when I WAS BORN BLACK AND I SHALL STAY also I didn't insult you so watch your mouth and so I misquoted you (majorly) no need to insult me like that

#223 -

I don't get it. Is "LayDeeBug" a bad thing to call a black person?

Look you "Nappy Headed Ho" she said it was bad so lay off it already!

it's amazing what airbrushing and 4 pounds of make-up can do...

Glamour Shot!
Do they still have that?

Is that Tucker Carlson with his hands down her pants in pic 3?

@228 lol (i know i'm a hypocrite)

I probably wouldn't hit it. I bet her bits flap in the wind.

I just want you all to know that you truly are each a very special treasure.
My thoughts and prayers go out to you.

This goes to show that those photographers and airbrushers really CAN make ANYONE look good.

@ #214

"...because last i checked Blacks ain't the minority anymore...."

White 74.67%

African American 12.12%

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_State

You should check your facts before spouting off at the mouth.

LOL Sickboy - that was easy huh ?

I feel really sorry for her... But we have to admit that no matter what she looks like, who she dates, or how many children pop out of her vagina... She´s still BRITNEY SPEARS and she's never going to stop trying to win back her fans...

We shouldn't be hating her... We should be hating Kevin Federline... I mean, first he's a back-up dancer and now he's trying to... Hmmm... Be a gangster? Or should I say "gangsta"?... C'mon, people!! This guy ACTUALLY thinks he can rap... And for the love of God! He thinks he's tough just because he got both ears pierced! Jesus! At least Nick Carter got his nipples pierced... NICK CARTER and still NOBODY thinks of him as a thug

Lady is iight though....if not a bit misguided...Im trying to help everyone though.......I was waiting for WHITE to say something else...hope he learned a lesson...oh well Im going back to Fark.

238, so you're trying to hate on k-fed because he thinks he can rap. kinda like britney thinks she can sing? and thinks she's a good dancer? and thinks she's not a fat dead bloated whale carcass?

#250
Go fuck yourself!

Notice how in the last pic, (the main pic for this article) it looks like one arm is stretched forward, and the other grows right out of her boob and bends under her body!
It's actually kind of scary.
photoshopping at its worst.

#223 & #228 -

I googled "LayDeeBug" and looked it up on a few Net Encyclopedias, and no where can I find that this word means anything against blacks. I think you have bug up your ass. If you know where I can find what you think it means, please post the web link. Thank you.

Everyone on this site is a Jerk!

#241
?????

i really think she looks gorgeous

What an effing joke! She hasn't looked like that in ten years!

# 244
I think he's trolling in the future now.
LoL

FAKE!!!

what a skankzilla. nice airbrushing and wig. oh and where did she get the tiny waist and bum all of a sudden?

Oh shit!
The latest new is that Clinton is gay.
I guess they're going to try to sweep all the minority groups.

That face does NOT look like her at all. Look at all the other pictures. The nose? The placement of all the eyes mouth and nose on that face? I swear...that can't be her?

Sorry to say, but "LayDeeBug" is in fact a racist acronym. Check it out here:

http://www.lemonparty.org

who are they trying to fool here??

Oh if you look at the picture of her with Chris Angel, you see her in all of her skankified glory. We all know that magazine pics are airbrushed but come on, nobody's buying this.

#252
Well so is cracker, but everytime my girlfriend and I go to a salad bar the waitress comes over and ask; "would you like some more crackers".
Now if I want some more salad I'll go get it myself, but there's not reason to call us crackers.

#180

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

for a so called out of control freak she still looks better than a lot of the dogs you see on the street. If she is a drunk or junkie she looks dame good photoshop or not, some of the junkies i've seen photoshop just coundn't help

I'd rock dat shit G.

That girl isn't Brittney Spears, they paid a look-a-like. Maybe it's her little sister. Or they pasted her (heavily photoshopped) face onto a body double, who has a way better body. It's impossible that is her. No way.

Pretty sure that's Jamie Lynn Spears

259 - photoshop works on bodies too... her waist is WAY larger than that...

Despite all the crazy photoshopping, picture #1 captures her trademark bubble butt, sausage legs, her drug face and general disheveled manner we've all come to know.

Looks like Tatum O'Neil and how friggin long are those pants? I realize Brit has short stubby legs - but god damn....

wow...! a superb touch up from the designer... what a excellent job, u guys must know it is very hard to touch up her to be this size...~

Wow, so much sympathy for her little boys...what a lod of SHIT! All that matters is she used to be hot and now she is a dumpster slut!

Well that and everyone woke up and realized what were whacking off to was the illusion of a woman and not a real person at all!

Her kids were just off camera during the 40 hours it took the crew to get her to look like this and she checked on them every 30 seconds, right?

No way does Britney look like that. Airbrushed to within inches of her life. WTF how THIN are they trying to say she is???????? And how STUPID are they trying to say WE are?????

Yes, everyone knows she's a fucking trainwreck.
But she doesn't look that bad in even her outtakes.
With enough hair/makeup, she looks presentable.
YEAH I SAID IT.
She's had two kids in two fucking years and some of you bitches act like she's supposed to look like goddamned Gisele. And some of you cows have had one kid in the past five years and still couldn't hold a twinkie to her with your pizza greased fingers. She's not fat even in the first picture. Tramps like Britney in the media aren't why our kids are screwed. It's the average, insecure housewives who hold celebrities up to a higher much physical standard than which they hold themselves and the women in their bingo group. It's the 25 year old with the 3yr old daughter (who can obviously see her mom is an ugly whale), who insults celebrities that she could not hope to physically compete with on her best day. It's not the media that is responsible for setting these impossibly high standards for your daughters to live up to, it's you. So, go spit the MoonPie out of your lard saddled mouth and worry about your fat rolls, your split ends, or read your kid a fucking book. Why do you give a shit if Britney doesn't look like she did when she was 19? Out of the multitude of women that posted attacking her looks, I'd be willing to bet my life that only 2% of you are at least AS attractive as she is.

#268

i'm not a lesbian, but damn, marry me... haha.

268. WORD to yo mother.
Mos definitely agree.

Dear Britney,

The wig they gave you looks awesome. Please do that for real. Also, never leave the house without this team of people attending to you, because even pre-Photoshop, this is the best you've looked in... a very long time.

okthxbye.

I have a wig just like that. Maybe it was the same one.

With the right makeup, lighting and camera man, you can definetly work some magic with this girl. I think she is just extremly symetrical, and thats all there is to it. But overall she is done, over with...played out to within an inch of her life. AND she doesn't look like those pics in real life. I mean, come on, its seriously laughable. All you have to do is scroll down and look at the pics of her with that wacky magician, Chris Angel...hell, maybe he's the one who worked the magic on her at the photo shoot (and I like how it looks like she's trying to keep her wig on in the 7th pic). Either way, we all know she's really practically bald, insane, dimples in her ass, and REALLy REALLY a dumb girl. So looks only go so far before people get sick of your dumb ass.

They airbrushed her into Jennifer Love Hewitt! Just imagine what they could do with Rosie O'Donnell if they had enough manhours behind Photoshop!

they photo-shopped the shit out of that bitch!!

its like 2004 or something.

the one with the woman holding her chin looks like, "honey, no one gives a shit about you anymore. so why don't you take your skanky ass outtahere and die. mmmkay?"

Nice chick in these pics, but where's Britney? I still can't see the REAL Shitney in one of these pics!

I have to admit she has cute feet. She once said in an interview that she likes it when a guy kisses her feet. If I must! Yummmm.

(standing with arms crossed, tapping foot)

If everyone is just about done being an idiot, can we move on to the next subject?

Jeez! (rolls eyes)

That's a hella lot of photoshop.

If they photoshopped her body, why couldn't they do her entire face? That and she has only one expression for all of those pictures..

Val,
Good morning and you've got mail.

to 268

the problem is not that she had 2 kids and is not a model. the problem is the extra-photoshop.

we all know she doesnt look like that naturally. so why not being proud of looking natural.

she proves shes stupid. again.

Picture # 9. It's a preview of britney's death scene a few years from now. except in the real ones, her hand won't be covering her boobs, she won't be wearing clothes and she'll be at least four times the size she is now - all bloated and lardy. And her naked body will be covered in cheeto dust and chicken grease. she'll be surrounded by drug paraphinalia (sp?) and junk food wrappers (There won't be used condoms - cos i'm sure brit doesn't know what they are for).

it's predicted in The Globe. A "specialist" Dr Glass reckons Brits got 5 more years left til she shuffles off this mortal coil. So just enough time to pop out a few more unwanted cash-cow-to-daddy children then.

Apparently LiLo only has 4 years left.

Lol, this is a joke right?

after hanging out w criss she now looks like that?
now we know where magicians get their supply of hot women ; they're illusionary and created.

I am sorry for telling people to go to a Web site link that is just old white men Fag geezers, (they all look like Mr. Burns) having oral/anal sex. I should be killed. Please come over. I am a real Fag. Not gay, but a fag. I am a piece of shit pervert. I should be killed. Better yet, I need to be sent to the big house and become a bitch to some old tattooed Aryan prisoner.

pictures were taken las april. i guess she stopped dieting after that...

You know, it's so ridiculous that people think britney's oh so awful looking. Her "outtake" photos don't look bad compared to a lot of people in this world who have no room to talk. And what star doesn't get their photos airbrushed? And why the hell do people care so much what the poor girl does? Get a life.

I think she needs someone to pump her butt. I guess I'll take one for the team and volunteer.