Aug 7 2007Britney Spears hits and runs

haha

Dumb Bitch lol

Stupid cunt.

hahahhahabitch iz next to go to jail....

I love Britney - NOT ANY MORE!

Aren't we tired of the Britney stories already? You'd think there's nothing or nobody else interesting to focus on.

At least she looks sexy when she dresses sexy - girl get a grip on yourself and stop wearing hats that old men wear to go duck hunting!

We want more crotch shots Britney!

Who else is shocked she even knew the word "braniac"?

it's a publicity stunt

well, she did have like 15 photographers snapping her picture as she was trying to park.

sometimes i think shes not so much a trainwreck and i think that maybe it IS the photographers making her "crazy"

but that doesnt completely explain the shaved head, so i dunno

@4 Hey Kelli, is that your real email address? If I send you an e-mail, will you send me a picture of yourself?

My eyes!!! Britney, for the love of God, please don't ever squat again. Those Incredible Hulk legs just made me wish I was blind.

God, her hair in the lazt pic iz ztupid...forgot your zcarf, azzhole...
nice poze with your fatt legz ztooping,,beaverzhot...grozzz bitch..

The best part is that she thinks no-one saw her and she made a clean get-a-way.

The perfect crime

#9--Im with ya!

☼12☼ it dependz...who R U?

Everyone in L.A. should be on alert and stay clear when they see Shitney behind the wheel. Look at that dizzy bitch!

i love how she thinks the damage will go away if she rubs it. complete dumbass.

The funny thing is that she seems to be more worried about the damages on her own car, and not the car she crashed into.

@9 She learn the word "braniac" watching cartoons

Gotta say though, her kid is looking more like her everyday

shes such a spoiled bitch

who the hell putz a drezz on and high heelz and doezn't have their
hair fixed?....only the baglady zpearz.

Did she not notice the cameras taking pictures of her? A key aspect of a hit and run is to not have anyone witness it, much less taking pictures of it.

Kelli I am me. who am I suppose to be?

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R U a boy or girl?

Whats with all these cheap looking poly acetate slinky dresses this 12 sandwitch is wearing? I'm pretty sure It's only her and fat Mexican women that gravitate to the Charlotte Russe sale racks.

If he changed his name to "blow me" would that help you figure out his sex?

Why would a girl want a picture of you?

Damn, I can't tell if she's wearing pretty panties or not.

☼all my girlfriendz want my picz...zome R gay and zome aren't☼
Y wouldn't they want a pic..iz the queztion?????

#28 I was thinkin "the rave" but Charlotte Russe works too

@31 TT, Do you really think she is wearing panties at all? Once a month you might see a string!

Please let her take the next step and end up in jail! Please!

I feel sorry for the little dog.

In fact, I feel sorry for ALL little dogs in Hollywood.

Jesus!!! - please stop with the Britney shit. Your site is getting boring.

And Bite Me, why must you make Krazeekuntkelli think she has something interesting to say???? I thought we all agreed if we ignored her she'd go away!

shes just a swamp whore who deserves to be put to sleep. no one and i do mean no one in the world is as classless as this twat

All I can say is that I hope the people who manager her affairs have gone ahead and planned for her farewell. Its only a matter of time before she suffocates herself with a dry cleaning bag.

I'm FRIST!!!
Ok, next week thepost will read "Britney Spears gets Sued", then she can join the Lohans at the all day lawyer client barbeque

Doesn't California have a "3 idiot strikes and you're out" rule?

A hit and run w/out bodily or much vehicle damage is a slap on the wrist. Shitney knows that. Her insurance will go up a little. That is all. Remember when Parasite must have had a herpe outbreak and she was itching her ooozing scabs down there when she hit a parked car in the public garage and the paparazzi caught it all as she drove away without leaving a note or anything except a dent in other car? NOTHING HAPPENED TO THAT CUNT!!! HOWEVER IT GIVES ME SUCH PLEASURE KNOWING THAT LAME HILTON DORK HAS HERPES FOREVER AND SHE IS SO STUPID SHE WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL IT THE RIGHT WAY INSTEAD SHE PUTS LAME VALTREX ON IT! THATS WHAT THE DRUG COMPANIES WANT YOU STUPID WHORE!!! THERE ARE WAYS TO PREVENT FEWER OUTBREAKS BUT VALTREX IS NOT ONE OF THEM. HER ROTTEN DIET, DRUGS, SEX WITH DISEASED MEN, STRESS LEVEL, STUPIDITY LEVEL WILL HAVE PARIS KEEPING US ENTERTAINED FOR YEARS!!! LOL. THANKS PARIS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AT YOUR EXPENCE. STUPID, USED CONDOM BAG!!! OH BY THE WAY PARIS, SAW YOU AT THE HEFS PARTY IN YOUR FAVORITE GEAR, STREET WALKER WEAR. WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO STOP HANGING AROUND THOSE PEOPLE WHO COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU IF YOUR NAME WASN'T HILTON, WHO "DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU" AND DO SOMETHING MORE MEANINGFUL? YOUR A FUCKIN LIAR ON TOP OF EVERY OTHER IDIOTIC AND DISEASED, AND DEFORMED (WONKEY EYE, NO ASSITOL, MONSTER MAN FEET) THING YOU ARE. PLEASE CATCH AIDS SO WE CAN ALL WATCH AND LAUGH AS YOU WITHER AWAY AND GO TO HELL.

All I can say is that I hope the people who manage her affairs have made sure they're getting their share.

Somebody give her a f*cking soap, please!

34, so repulsive, but it would probably be the Britney Highlight of the Year. actually, i'm shocked we haven't seen a string yet!

YO FRIST!!!!

☼☼BiteMe☼☼

Doez the firzt initial of your name ztart with a J.?

Yes

"and have the IQ of a monkey"

Ummmm, FISH, yeah, I think it's unfair of you to equate in the IQ of a monkey with the IQ of Britney Spears. A lot of monkeys are going to be very upset. I'm calling PETA and report your callous and racist descriptions of monkeys being dumber than Britney Spears. Shame on you!!!!

Just looking at her face the first pic....her initial response appears not to have been "I'm a brainiac", but "Sheeeeeit, ya'll."

Captain Cargo Shorts in the second picture should have just whipped it out and peed on Brit while she was squatting down. You'd be surprised how many chicks are into that sort of thing.

i'm sure the person will have no trouble figuring out that it was Britney. hopefully, they will sentence her to death to stop her from reproducing again.

Good morning, Jim.
Good morning, Tranny.

Guten morgen, Mr. Hasselhoff.

#48 Great, krazihottkelli now thinks you're one of those 17 kids in Arkansas.

#42 You ok?

We really need one more picture, with Britney walking away and leaving a fresh steaming turd on the ground.

Good Morning Mrs T How are you doing ? How is Mr T and the kids?

Maybe one day soon, she'll mess with one of the wrong "little people", and she'll get her ass kicked. Or better yet, mowed down with an AK-47.

#51- she woulda just whipped out her dick and pissed on him right back...

Bueller? Bueller? Jones? Jones? Hmm, two gone missing....one wanted back...

Klazihotkerri - Jimbo rikes Steamers.

Everybody is good. I just stopped in here for a quick fix this morning-after lunch I'm taking my three youngest swimming....older two are at camps this week.

Where's the video?????

Wow 5 kids Mrs T. That must keep you running all day!!!

WTC!?!?!?

You're all crazygay, she's a hot psychochick, the best fuck of all. When she squatted down, I'd have wheeled right over on my greasemonkey dolly and started licking her pussy and asshole.

#42 what on earth ar you talking about? Are you on medications? Should you be?

HAHA I love the look on her face when she hits the car she looks like she is going to kill someone

Should she really be driving...?

Hi Wally, just got back from San Antonio. My vacation was short and not extremely exciting although Schlitterbahn is a blast. This is a boring post and I want to go to WallyWorld now. You know, Wally got with Woodhorse, Woodhorse got with Wally.... you're at most only 99% gay at times now since I got my foot in the door. Get used to it, I am hopelessly hooked.--------------------------------I'm here. I'm clear.

Good morning Mrs. T.

I would expect nothing less from someone who didnt even finish 10th grade.

I would like to see Britney do a hit and run. Hit the sharp edge of an axe with her forehead, and run into a closet filled with broken glass.

Her legs in the crotch shot looks like they belong to a horse

I like to zuck on Britneyz puzzy
taztez like my daddyz peniz
that i zuck on to get the car keyz
cause my daddy rubz cheetoz
on his ballz

the best is that she opens her car door on the poor person's car as well. man, i would knock that bitch out.

Well that was fantastic...

OH, I love how she OPENS the car door and hits the car she just bumped again!

And the dog.... oh good God the dog...

#75, #66 was way funnier - although you have more flair

@11: I think you're right about the impact of the photographers. Britney's clearly a train wreck, but I can't imagine that the average American twenty-something would be any more clear-headed if constantly chased down by a pack of no-life paparazzi parasites with shutters snapping and cameras running. Hell, the average American I encounter on the road can't drive for shit when nobody's watching. Or do you think Britney put that dent in my door. Bitch!

fuckin' cunt needs to have her own head run over.

I'm down for bagging on any idiot; However, in all fairness you have to take into account that she may have known the owner of the car or went into that building asking who owned it to inform them of what had just happened. I know if I had her car I would check it out to see if there was any damage on my car too. She may have glanced at the other persons car and saw that it wasn't that bad. Either way, this isn't that big of a deal and I am getting sick of hearing about f**ing Britany Spears. Yea, she's dumb, but so are the fucking paparazzi. I mean they f**king lost one of their guys already because they got jumped by Britany's body guard and flying baby bottles. Haven't they been through enough? I think it's best they just leave her alone for a while, ya know? Wait until her new music video comes out or she goes on tour and we can make fun of her love handles or how she has a large body with an abnormaly small face.

Dear Brittney,

LEARN TO NOT BE A WHORE.

Love,
me

(75) Black men are not pedifilez...only white fuckerz
I'm black, zo my dad wouldn't of wanted me
az a child..get your ztoriez fuckin ztraight,,fucker

and #54 is really really funny.

SHE DRIVES WITH THE DOG AND PURSE IN ONE HAND??.......someone has the brain of a genious......

The cheetoz look more orange
on my daddeez black ballz
like the velveteen painting
over hiz bed.

why do we care about this poor girl. i think if I had photographers following me night and day, I would be a little bit whacked out too. she's the mother of two young kids, her career is in the dumps, she's never had to grow up, and she has all these leeches following her around trying to suck her dry....and then there are all of you bum pluggers logging in to bash her....how sad are your pathetic little lives that you all vie to be the "frist" anal bead to post on this bottom feeding Website?

Woodhorse, you need to get your Mexican ass back here and clean the house. No Wally World for you. You tramp, I know you go to Wally World
to cheat on me. Your just a whore like all your family. Now get your dirty ass
back to the house, pronto Mexiconto.

Nice hair. NOT!

FUCKING BITCH!! IS MY CAR OK??? SHE DIDNT EVEN LOOK TO SEE IF THE OTHER CAR WAS ALRIGHT!

#88 I'm tired of you throwing pinto beans on the floor just so I have to bend over and pick them up. Sometimes I like it Missionary Style.

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Woodhorze needz to take a big black cock and wedgeone down itz throat
and leave it there to clog up the nazty zhit it zpewz when itz mouth openz....☻

Hey KrazyNotHotKelli! If I ever run out of black cock, I'll be sure and let you know, so start holding your breath right now.

I love how, when she opens the car door, she hits the other car AGAIN.

She's a brainiac? Since when does being an ignorant cow make you a Superman villain?

Where's the video?

@87- You know how I know yer gay? cause you said anal and bottom feeding

Bite Me!- why are you trying to hit on a batshit crazy 12 year old?

as for this shit, why in the FUCK don't these girls have someone drive them?

THERE'S A BUNCH OF HATERS HERE. FO'REAL THO. iF YA'LL DONT LiKE HER, THEN iGNORE HER, BUT DON'T HATE.THE FACT THAT YOU LiKE READiNG ABOUT AND COMMENT ON HER SHOWS OTHERWiSE. SO STOP BEiNG JELOUS AND HATERS CUZ NONE OF YOU CAN DO WHAT SHE DOES. YOU GUYS ARE RiDiCULOUS.

You all are STILL stupid.

wow - looks at her own car and doesn't even think to take a casual glance at the car she hit.

The 1st thing I'd do it look to see what I did to the parked car. The 2nd would be to leave a note with my insurance #. That is how far out of whack this snatch's priorities are.

As for the comment about the photogs making her crash, maybe it's that she's driving with a !#*$!% dog in one hand and trying to steer into the space with her mind on her f**king dog.

What a snatch. I want her to just die already.

#97 lol - haven't heard "bat shit crazy" for awhile, although the term is uncannily appropriate here (the smell)

#98 Yeah, well, fuck you! because I can spell and you can't.

I vote we all start a fund to help "krazihotkelli" get the therapy she desperately needs, or should I say, "needz"

Actually Brittney did leave a note for the car that she hit.

So this is what her new manager has her doing for Free PR. Both of them deserve each other.

I just hope she didn't traumatize the little puppy.

"Did I hurt MY car?"

#98 You mean like shave our heads, drop our kids, ding our cars, staple on ratty dyed extensions, pole dance like epileptics and smear chicken grease on our clothes? Show of hands, guys, we can do that, easy!

Where is the video?
I don't see it.

#102 I AGREE. srly reading her posts made me lose albeit of intelligence.

I just noticed.....

All you people complaining about krazy kelli are a bunch of yabbos. She obviously has inspired something in y'all to keep you all responding to her and making fun of her. You guys are so easy, she has you eating out of her paws....

Leave the poor girl alone, she was just in a hurry to get back to her street corner!

leave britney alone,,,fuck away u shit heads,,i cant believe she didnt kill her self yet with this fucking media

She's a musical genius.

#112 Is that like a "brainiac"?

I finally seen the video.
Man its not even close.
She just plows into the other car.
What an idiot!

No, she's a genius on the level of M. J.
Plus, she's a Mousekateer. I wish I had that going for me.

Funny how all the men are "Are you ok, Britney? You ok, Britney?" Uh, yeah... not like she smashed into it at sixty miles per hour, Idiots, of course she's ok. Stop sucking up in the hope that she will pose for a few pics. Or confirm rumors for you. Or give you sex and an STD in the back of her dented up little car. Lame!

Funny how you dikes hate dicks but like to get artificial ones rammed into your stench trench.

I hope at least one of the paparazzi put their camera down and contacted the police. Hit and runners need to pay for the damage they caused. Coward losers.

#98... what is it exactly that she does that we can't do.... please, by all means explain... and if you're gonna yell- don't do it half-ass- put a motherfuckin CAPS LOCK on your pussy little i's.

Am I on crack or did she hit the car with her door when she opened it too?

#111. I WANT to believe she DID.

@111

Holy shit! There are still Shitney fans? For real? We've all heard the legends of your existence but I didn't think it was legit. You are an endangered species. What is her appeal to you? Are you bald? Have you ever been called white trash? Do you walk about without panties and flash strangers? Do you fuck before the first date? Are you prescribed to lithium? So many questions come to mind. I now know how an ethnographer feels when he discovers a primitive tribe in the wild.

Haha, she did hit the car again when she opened the door. What a maroon.

At least she's white. She'll always have that going for her.

@124

As the self proclaimed spokesman for the white race I am here to tell you that we don't want her. All other races are welcome to accept her? Anybody? Hello? How about a trade then?

#111 We keep waiting for that post to appear.

Of course she will do it in some jack ass way.

You know, like the the monkey she will have holding the shotgun for her will miss the taco stain target she paints over her heart, therefore reducing her to a life of quadraplegia (sp?).

When she bent over, I would have dropped my camera, lifted that clingy dress, and mercilessly rammed her ass until it looked like transmission fluid was running down the inside of her leg. Never in my life have I seen a chick so blatantly advertising for anal sex and so completely undeserving of lube.

ok, totally off the subject, but am i the only one who hears Shelly's voice (you know, Stan's sister in South Park?) when krazy heinous kelli starts talking?

are you looking at my headgear???? HA!

Actually, she didn't scream I'm a Braniac, she simply said it.

Quit exaggerating everything to make her look bad.

WHAT AN UGLY WIG

I saw the video...when will we finally get her mugshot? dumb celebrity thinking she can get away with anything

98 are you really such a tool or just joking? Because anyone posting here has to know that psychoidBrit is not going to get it easy here.

As for Krazikelli, well you were doing so good. I think I saw about three posts in a row where you didn't butcher the English language and there wasn't one z anywhere.

But then you must have fallen off the cock, cuz yuz backz to the same stupid zhit.
And that's shit not zit.

Do you have any clue what the world holds in store for you? Any?
RIF, RIF, RIF like a motherfucker.

Reading is fundamental. Get some.

Maybe if she didn't have a dog in her arms, she could drive. And I just love how she just swings her door open and hits the poor guy's car with it twice! Stupid moron.

What a stupid cunt. Is mah car okaaaay? Someone needs to off this waste of sperm.

what the hell is a 12 sandwich?

I doubt she hit it and then just took off. She knows she's always being watched by paparazzi and is obviously being photographed at the scene. I mean, only a complete retarded would just leave......um, nevermind...............

What's the point of her even leaving a note? So that the photographers following her around can take it and sell it along with the pics they are taking?

She's one twisted piece of work.

I could be wrong, but when she's inspecting the damage to her car it sounds like one of the paparazzi says, "Bend down," right before she does. They're all in cahoots. It's just Britney's way of staying on the front of the tabloids since she doesn't actually seem to have any talents or career that might make her newsworthy anymore. You've got to expect that you're gonna have difficulty parking when you've got a dog in one hand and a handbag in the other...

#98 is REMY the retard folks. Rearing his dopey head agin.

When will someone take her kids away? How much child abuse will we allow? They should even take her dog away. That's right, I wouldn't trust that dumb bitch with an ugly little dog.

You've got to expect that you're gonna have difficulty parking when you're a dumb fucking, trailer trash bitch.

Whore doesn't deserve a license.

She's a filthy, nasty, exhibitionist pig.

I would rather be britney's kid then spend 30 minutes in the same room as krazihottkelli.

that bitch is so annoying.
but frist and bite me! suck too

That has to be a fake.... whose calves are those? Are you kidding me?

#83 Calling you a dumb cunt would be redundant but I must point out that blaeks have a higher per capita rate of child sexual abuse than whites.

You probably think that only whites get AIDS too, right?

Who would have thought that Kevin Federline is the more responsible of the two.

nice. she fucking checks HER car, not the other car. fuck her. i would mess that bitch up, back over her, mess her up some more, back up and drive away.

#83 KraziNotHotKelli

"(75) Black men are not pedifilez...only white fuckerz
I'm black, zo my dad wouldn't of wanted me
az a child..get your ztoriez fuckin ztraight,,fucker"

Present your proof right here....

___________________________________________

...that only whites are pedophiles. Provide all links to substantiate your claim. Thanks for proving, yet again, that you are a numbskull and a dumb fuck.

Ew, her hair is all oily and dry.. gross.

this dumb bitch was driving with her dog in her lap and hit the other car.

didnt even leave a note, this dumb hick bitch should die.

worthless excuse of a human being.

fat ugly eye spread fat bitch.

Why are you people so mean, "bitch, cunt, stupid fuck" etc... How can you deem someone to die if she bumps in your car anyways? You people have issues :D Guess youre all just too jealous of her, she will atleast be remember after her death, unlike all of you ^^ I speak of experience, a small hit like that doesnt cause any damage whatsoever, the bumpers are plastic, they can absorb far bigger impacts without damage.

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The newz to the fuckin proof..and I'm talkin about America
not Africa...I know what happenz in Africa thankx to Princezz
Diana...but in America..the white men R the only onez
you'll zee on the newz...

White fuckerz will even got to Thailand to buy kidz for zex
Dateline did a zhow on it... zo fuck U.☻

she drives better than me!

If I was dealing with photographers in my face like that every day I'd go nuts. Does brit need a design for myspace professional. I'd do a page for her at no charge.

Exactly what I was thinking, 9.

He-Man called, he wants his legs back.

what!!??

stupiddo nadem britbey!! hate that girl

i wish she would just die.

Britney! You're an idiot!
Like the Santa Claus says: Ho! Ho! Ho!

I'm no fan of Britney, but I'd love to see how everyone here would deal with photographers recording their every step.

hahah psycho bitch
great photo !

Frenchie is an asshole for that Mexican women comment. Frenchie remember this, at least Mexican women will shave their underarms and legs. And the French well, I'd say they get down like Britney, hairy, ugly and not so classy. It's Sad to be frenchie!

The original video on x17.com shows the owner talking to her at the end. TMZ and the superficial cut it out. You guys are a bunch of thundercuts! All you want is for Britney to look bad. You can even heard the paps saying "don't worry, we'll get him for you"

I hate you thesuperficial get your shit straight! and i hope your tv show goes down to shit.

The original video on x17.com shows the owner talking to her at the end. TMZ and the superficial cut it out. You guys are a bunch of thundercuts! All you want is for Britney to look bad. You can even heard the paps saying "don't worry, we'll get him for you"

I hate you thesuperficial get your shit straight! and i hope your tv show goes down to shit.

The original video on x17.com shows the owner talking to her at the end. TMZ and the superficial cut it out. You guys are a bunch of thundercuts! All you want is for Britney to look bad. You can even heard the paps saying "don't worry, we'll get him for you"

I hate you thesuperficial get your shit straight! and i hope your tv show goes down to shit.

The original video on x17.com shows the owner talking to her at the end. TMZ and the superficial cut it out. You guys are a bunch of thundercuts! All you want is for Britney to look bad. You can even heard the paps saying "don't worry, we'll get him for you"

I hate you thesuperficial get your shit straight! and i hope your tv show goes down to shit.

The original video on x17.com shows the owner talking to her at the end. TMZ and the superficial cut it out. You guys are a bunch of thundercuts! All you want is for Britney to look bad. You can even heard the paps saying "don't worry, we'll get him for you"

I hate you thesuperficial get your shit straight! and i hope your tv show goes down to shit.

would it be safe to say that she was partially distracted by the razzi on top of being a ditz?

gawd i hated when she married that dumbo kevin she is too good for him and any 1 who puts her down they r just reres kk

You guys are a bunch of dumb fucks. This girl got sucked inton the LA club scene and didn't know any better. All young girls are infatuated with those "king of the Dance Club " types and she was no different. However, the difference with her is that she actually made real life decicsions based on this and wound up with a loser. That's enough to make anybody crack. I mean what if you woke up one day and realized that all of your horny teenage girl bullshit fantasies actually ruined the rest of your and your kids lives? You might freak out too! Growing up is tough! Add many millions of dollars and it becomes almost impossible. Cut the girl some slack. She is probably beating the shit out of herself because she didn't stick with the boy band sissy guy. As funny as this all is to us , she will have to deal with this shit for the rest of her life. LAY OFF!!