Aug 6 2007Britney Spears hires a manager

hesalready gone, she ate him.

yay!

3rd! WEEW

she is kinda looking better, isn´t she? at least her boobs aren´t poping out, her hair looks a liiiiiitle better and the make up has progressed
Now she´s only got to go pass the seethrusness
also, i didn´t know she had a tatoo on her foot

Ho Chi Min.........

oh isnt that sweet... she coordinates with her baby...

what the hell is with the dress..it looks so cheap and tacky!!

...or not... thats gonna be the trashiest baby in town

Is this moron going to give her fashion tips and teach her to keep her mouth shut? The stupid bitch always has her mouth open. You are either looking up her snatch or down her throat. WTC!!!!

shes got him dressed like kfed. i really feel for that boy!!!

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The problem with Brit is that she never buys clothing that fits. It's like if she buys the size 2, then she feels she really isn't fat.

And she's not fat. She's just not a teenager anymore that can fit in to shit that does not allow for curves and droopy tits.

I still can't get over the OK magazine photoshoot. Let's see if the new manager can keep her from catching flies like stink on shit.

What kind of promoter hires someone so incredibly hopeless? No matter the management, nobody in their right mind is going to pay good money to see BS. It's like she wants to keep doing what she did when much younger, but now it's pathetic and sad. Enough of this madness, already.

Damn... with that dress.... it looks like there are two battleships fighting under a blanket in there...

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If this guys is truly capable of resurrecting her washed-up, give it up forver, stick- a- dirty-fork-in it- -DONE career from the nastiest dump of dumps...we should really elect his president.....OF THE WORLD...no the UNIVERSE! Ain't happening, Ya'll.

I would like, for 24 hours, to have her money and fame and turn it completely around. The same goes for Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton. Us regular people know that we wouldn't fuck up like these assholes if we had their opportunities. What is going on with all these famous people turning into retards??? Let me get ahold of her net worth and I GUARANTEE I would go my whole life without getting a DUI, going to rehab, shaving my head, developing a coke habit, or flashing my shorn vagina.

She had the free world in her little greasy fried chicken-fed hands and she threw it all away.

She looks nice here.

I never knew that one needed a manager to run around like a nut all day.

Did 11 say "i love this vagina" but with a p? Damn foreigner......It's V-A-G-I-N-A.

Too little too late. Maybe he can help Tara Reid resurect her fukd career too. And hey while he's at it, maybe he can see what he can do for Anna Nicole...What?! I know she's dead, but that would be a real miracle if he could ressurect her career no? Well it'll be a miracle if he could do the same for BS. Bullshit! There are no more miracle workers!

Her kids are ugly... like fat little lumps. Do they ever walk or does she crunched them up when she holds them? Let the fat kids get exercise and stop feeding them breakfast, lunch, and dinner of cheetos!

Actually,

I'm proud of her for like the first time in forever. She realized shes a frikkin moron for one thing, so she hired somebody, cuz anybody is better than her. Also she is actually trying to dress sexy/classy...trying is pretty good right?

where the fuck does she shop? do they actually sell dresses like that now? i thought they stopped making those in the mid-90s.

fat babies are cute lol.

For a second, I swore the headline read "Britney hires a hamburger."

11--Don't cry for me.
anyhoo, tomorrow morning, we'll wake up and the headline will be...Britney Spears Eats New Manager.

Fat babies are cute, especially wearing only an adult diaper and falling over on the "Maury Povich" stage while their mommy asserts "I only feed 'em the di-et cheetos, I swears on my mama's sister's dog's gravy!"

BREAKING NEWS: Britney takes a shower
She almost looks half-sane

ANYTHING would be an improvement. Though I'd hate to be the one in charge of keeping Brit in panties and off Cheetos.

Notice her new "wardrobe" comes on the heels of stealing clothes from OK Magazine; maybe she and LiLo are swapping stolen clothing.

i can see her crack which is SO GROSSSSSSSSSSS

Britney i know you can do it! hold on to that baby with your dear life.

She needs a manager to tell her not to take her clothes off in public and not to shave her head?

Okay so this is the best she has looked in a while. Although I'm becoming tired of hoping she is FINALLY going to turn it around and get better....

It wont work.

Brit can hire all of the best in every industry (from management to PR to stylist) but until she actually LISTENS TO THEM, nothing will do any good.

"Hi Ya'll!! I have a new manager. And after I'm done telling him how to do his job, he's going to make me a big star!"

and.... well said, # 34

Her ass is shiny, why the hell don't she hire a stylist too?

So... how much do clothes cost in the matrix??

so, is your next story going to be "britney takes a dump and doesn't wipe"? seriously, you guys are fucking boring.

This is good news, maybe he can get her to wear some damn cloths. No one wants to see that shit anymore. Gross!

It's too late for this Nappy Headed Ho. She's history!

Even if she lost twenty pounds, she would still be a no talent dog!

This stupid manager will quit the minute she makes him do something typically Britney, like baby sit her kid s, fetch her Starbucks, and want to change clothes with him.

She looks like she's reading palms for a living.

AHHHH..DAMMIT! MY FREEKIN' EYES!

Between her double chinned zit-faced face and her fat bare ass showing through that matron-goes-to-a-funeral black dress I'm now certain I will need optic surgery to correct the damage.

Damn ho-bag needs to hide out behind the toilet to spare the planet any further harm.

#40 Naw, that's really old news.

GOD! She ALWAYS looks like a hat full of assholes!!!

why is she at some low rent house with burglar bars? Oh, and the fired manager was probably the only one desperate enough to sign with her.

This is a win win situation. If this guy fails, he fails because ITS FUCKING BRITNEY. But if--- IF he succeeds and somehow re-ignites this shithead's career.... He'll be nothing short of a god. No one would blame him if he failed. That's the genius of it!

Wow she looks decent. God that manager is going to have a horrible time trying to fix her up. In her defense she looks cute here. Maybe if she lost some lbs. and i don't know hired a stylist. All in all she looks better..must be the makeup.

keep it up britney and your career might be save unlike lindsay's that bitch is over.

No one with any class would walk around in public with their ass sticking out. It's a shame she was born with absolutely no motherly instincts. I think she'll just get boned a few times by her new manager and then he'll be gone too.

Too bad. The previous situation had much more fun potential.

I think Britney's doing pretty good out there. Look at that headband!!! Stupendous!

Yeah that humour:

So and so did *whatever*. But so and so is stupid, so they could have just got *insert "funny" inanimate object here* to do and that would have been better.

Is real original - you only use that one about once a day. Maybe twice tops. Real funny.

Is it me or does she have horrible greasy hair
omg
she's such a wrek
she's done
im proud of christina aguilera though, look at how gracefully she's leading her life

AHH MAKE IT STOP!! Her hair is all nappy & greasy! her makeup is smudged, you can see her ass thru her dress! When will it stop!?? She needs to hire somebody to take care of her, dress her, do her hair, do her makeup. Make her shut the fuck up. Teach her the correct things to say. Jeez.. What's with the hair??!! I know it's extensions.. But if I were her I would just wear it as is. Short an all. It's got to be a few inches by now. She could have a cute short hairstyle.. But not black.. She's too goth! Red lips and black hair! Lord Save her!

What's with the layers on the baby!! Is it winter?? FUCK it's summertime! Well, I guess we should be happy he's wearing more than a diaper.. HEY maybe this winter he will wear just a diaper. He's even got on a hat?! That kid's got to be burning up!!

Well, at least she is trying. It won't work, but she is at least wearing clothes, AND holding her baby like it deserves, instead of like a football. She is dumb and has no class, but at least she is dumb and has no class.

her ass cheeks seem to be so far apart. did kfed's dick do that? Did his cock really work her ass cheeks into different hemispheres? If so, what a mighty cock indeed, and what a spaced ass. /------

I'd pound that fat juicy ass and then pull out and spurt all over the kid's face.

ooo cute shoes

I can't believe some people think she looks nice here - she looks totally like a tranny. UGH

ezra sitt

Thank you. I'm hlad someone freakin called fish out on it. That line is getting so fuckin old. I laughed like the first two times, yeah that was like a year ago.

Is this his only job? If it is then He should probably work on his material.

shes nearly looking normal...if only she could pick a real fabric instead of...netting.

If I'm not mistaken, this Jeff Kwatinez guy was also engaged to Brittany Murphy. Apparently the two split up but he still manages her music career. Yes. He.. manages.. her.. music career.

Well, since that's going SO good -- he must be way qualified.

/endsarcasm

#43----#46---hilarious! and #59---seek help creepo!

Oh ya, a new manager should totally resurrect her vagina, err, career.

I would still gorilla fuck her dirty white ass

It's a sad fucking day in America when we as a people are saying "she looks decent here" stick a dick in her she's done.....
Also.... just a little fun fact in memory of yesterday... tha kid has a bear hat on.... for cryin out loud

I'm pretty sure that in whatever's left from her tiny little brain, Britney must be certain that she's a trendsetter... Se probably thinks that, thanks to her, everybody will have greasy extensions, tight bras, and sloggy bellies next summer...

... and what is that thingie around her mop?!?! Is that a scrunchee headband she chose to wear like a jazzercize sweatband? Did she actually hide some flowers in the back of that giant birds nest?! Even with the enormous extentions the back of the head looks flat....I suppose her linebacker neck is to blame, but I really can't get over the grease on her short & curlys (the ones up top)......barf. Was she jogging around the block earlier? That dress has sweat rings all over it.. It's either that or she's having sperratic menopause hot flashes. Look at her sexy thumb in the first and last picture....duble barf. She needs to go home and start over.

Sorry it took me so long to post, but I had to shave my snatch, and the blood STILL hasn't dried enough so I can take off the toilet paper patches. Christ does that alcohol sting! Anyway. Oh Britney, I see we haven't learned to cover up the rolls yet. You are so over. Why don't you just put that kid in front of your car, gun up your engine, and throw that Mercedes into D. Spare that poor youngin' from two fucked up loser parents. Shit, just gas the other brat.

@71..........You should use a new razor when you shave your pussy, it will leave you smooth and no red bumps or cuts.

She always looks awful. She desperately needs a shower, a shampoo and some soap!

No red bumps or cuts? Without those, life isn't worth living. Plus, I like to use the razor on my boyfriends back when I'm finished. His screams are like music to my ears.

The manager she hired looks a bit young to me.But Britney seems to like him,she's even carrying him around?!

one good coke head deserves another. this guy is a legendary cokehead maniac.

I love watching Britney Spears become the ugly pig we all new she was. And I love watching all the guys who thought she was so hot shuffle their feet and look the other way. :)

Does this manager know what he is getting himself into? It would probably be easier to win the nobel prize than to try to salvage Brittney's career. He will be responsible for keeping her in underpants, away from cheetos and reteach her to use a hair and toothbrush while trying to find someone that is willing to take brittney spears seriously. GOOD LUCK!

She has no need for a manager. The bitch should get a career first. I'd hire her to scrub the shit from my toilets and I'd eat fast food everyday just for her.

I'm not lezzy or anything, but I think her bum looks very cute. I'd LOVE to scratch it for her. Mee-OWWW!

It just never gets old.. Is this her attempt to look like a conservative PTA Mom ??? Well at least it appears she is wearing a bra ans Spanx for a change

No panties. Give a few props. Just a few.