Aug 2 2007Britney Spears has issues

First

FIRST!!!!!!1

(Dream on, #2) I'm bipolar, and I kinda like Britney. I like her dead, cut into pieces, etc, etc. J/k, I really am sympathetic towards her... killer. Cus there will be one. Might be me, but I love her. Or maybe I don't. I dunno.

They needed a psychiatrist to tell us that she's got a mental health issue?? Anyone with a psych class under their belt can tell that!

No shit! WTF does that piece of shit doctor know about Brit Brit. We all know she is not bipolar. She is just a misunderstood woman who never really know who loves her and who can be trusted. We should all send her our prayers and positive thoughts. And you should all send me a six-pack of beer and some Funyuns.

thanks

I love it when "experts" try to claim to be experts and make diagnoses on people they've never actually met or had any real contact with. Any respectable professional would never do something like. This expert is just as big a fake as Britney!

NO YER NOT!

Oh, and #1, that was really loserish of you. But #2, you're an even bigger douche. You guys must feel real special.

Bi-Polar? Naw..... Hooked on cocaine or Crystal Meth? Bingo!

When this is all said and done, the truth will come out. She is addicted to one or the other....

#8, shut up & smoke my joint, mr.expert.

That makes sense, she does exhibit classic symptoms of the manic-depressive disorder. You know what else? She's a spoiled talentless slut, who was famous because of brainless 13-year old mall rats, and who now feels entitled to money, fame and adoration. Can't wait to see her lose custody of her poor kids, and be locked up in a crazy house.

I HATE BRITNEY, she is a waste of talent. Oh wait she does not have any talent so I guess she is just a waste.

it can not be said enough.......the girl is heinous....

Congratulations on being first. WHat do you want, a medal?

Behavior doesnt just "move" into bi-polar disorder. Bi-polar is an imbalance, a condition that exists, not just evolves. Did this person get thier MD in a cracker jack box?

Brit has a fucking substance abuse problem. She has a self esteem problem. She has a depression problem (brought on by substance abuse) but she does not have a BI POLAR problem.

Bi Polar chicks are hot and fuck your brains out and claw your back and love you one night, then smear thier faces with lipstick and cry in the corner and slash your tires the next. Bi Polar chicks arent fat. Bi Polar chicks are fun. Brittany is......well,......just a fat trailer park hag. Not even close.

#14, your ass in a plate. Can that be managed? Thx

#10, please man, you're too excited about getting to post first, like a douche, to even have the time to roll it for me. That's sad man, real fucking sad. Besides, if you were high, I'm sure you woulda thought of something much more interesting to post than your douchebag "first" comment, ya know?

"your ass in a plate"

Seriously what does that even mean?

#17, If I wrote anything longer than "First" I would let Mr.Second be first, and that cannot be, not in my watch. Also, i think what's really sad is when haters like you come here and start insulting everyone else. Now those are some really smart comments, asshole. Too much smoke in your brains I guess.

Hey Fish - are you like a doctor or something? I think you're diagnosis was spot on!

I sued to be bi-polar, then I wasn't

Screw this fat brittany trailer park shit. I want more bikinis, more nipples, more ass, and more celebrity camel toes, and I want them RIGHT NOW.

I would love to see Britney during her "lows". Do you think she sits in a chair in a dark room crying and contemplating suicide? If not, is there anything we can do to make it happen?

And who the hell smokes hash anymore anyways? KEEF IS KING.

She is a fine example of mouth breathing trash.

I'm with the addiction rather than mental disorder. Brit's going to end up fat and alone, after losing her kids, and dying from an overdose before she's 40. Anyone smell an Anna Nicole replay coming?

And we haters don't "insult everyone else." We only insult lame asses who have nothing better to say than, and live solely for being, FIRST. Dorks,

Ok, that was was all fricken hilarious and had me LMAO!!!...."delayed adolescence"...never thought of that one before, but makes sense. "She's fucking nuts"...yeh, have to say I did think of that one before, but it was so blunt it still cracked me up big time. Thank you fishy!

#19, hahahahahahaha, "haters"?! Yo man, you have to be jealous of someone to be a hater...and yeah, we're all jealous of you buddy, woo fuckin hoo, you got to be first, you're awesome! Loser. See man, if you had let Mr. Second be first, then instead of ragging on you, we could all be calling him a douchebag, and you could be joining in the fun.

And btw, it's called the Superficial - Because You're Ugly...the whole point is to insult people, all people, celebs, stupid posters, whoever. Don't take shit so personally man. And besides, I'm not insulting "everyone". I'm only insulting dumbasses who think it's funny to post first. Cuz you're an idiot. Fair enough?

Speedy AlkaSeltzer was a bi-carbonate. Nobody noticed...

Yo, TS, who are you and why do you keep stealing my thoughts!!!! Stay outta my head haha!!!!!!!!

the psychologist is bound by an ethic code that forces him to say that he had never treated her (because he hasn't).

but honestly, i have said this from the beginning... but i think it is a result of drug use/alcohol.

Thirty FIRST!! WOOHOOO, FUCKING RIGHT I AM! Sorry- I got excited- must be the delayed adolescense- or bi-polar- or faggotish tendancies rubbing off on me from all the shitheads that make posting as # 1 their biggest accomplishment of the day. -

#29, you're boring me already, as you keep saying the same shit with different words. It's okay to insult celebs, as they wont ever get back at you because, well, you're a nobody. On the other hand, you insult me, and i'll have to say that you're an useless parasitic asshole who ironically calls me an idiot. Go insult your mother, or get a job or something, I think you've got some repressed feelings in there. Then again, I'm just guessing here. The only thing i don't have to speculate about is how much of an unpleasant human(?) being you are.

Apparently FUCKING RIGHT I'M NOT- 33rd!! it's gay at any rate... if I could type faster or had less to say my point woulda made more sense... fuck it.

#34, "you're boring me"...spoken like a true loser with nothing better to say. And yes, I do keep saying the same thing over again, cuz you just don't seem to get it. You, on the other hand, are just trying to be randomly insulting by saying things in which you have no basis at all. That just makes you a bigger idiot. But keep on believing baby, keep on reaching for those stars, keep on striving to be first and making all your friends, family and loved ones so very proud!

It's also kind of funny how I've only insulted you, whereas you've been nothing but rude and insulting to me, TS, poster #2, and, in fact, you said you'd like to see Britney cut up in to little pieces. Yeah, you've got issues man. But I'm the unpleasant human hahaha?!

Anyways, like I said, stop taking things so personally. Shit, it's a celebrity trashing website, just role with the punches and enjoy yourself man. And you're right, this topic is getting boring (it can be tiring repeating yourself over again to someone who just doesn't get it), so I'm good to be done with it if you are...

15 - doomhammer

Well said Mr. Hammer. As a person who RAN FOR HER LIFE from N/A meetings after getting sick of hearing sooooo many addicts say how they were "diagnosed as being bi-polar/dperessed/schizophrenic(that's my fave)" I totally concur with your blog. Self-diagnosis is what it is so they can have an excuse to take Xanax "because it's not drug abuse if it's doctor prescribed."

Fucking Yabbos.

Yet another crutch for a self-centered cootch.

She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence.”

That's funny, she strikes me as a once-marginally-talented whitetrash brat who was raised by an uber stage mother who was never told NO in her life.

"Fucking nuts"

Is that a medical term?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I.

why must there always be this constant spin on the state of the famous. Cant just let individuals be individuals? Is it that Hollywood would be boring and less profitable if every butt dimple or sign of age wasn't pounced on like an angry mob. I mean lets take it easy here, wtf did Britney do but make alot of money being an entertainer. Yea her behavior differs a bit from the norm why dont yall give the girl a break. Shes a human being and didnt do shit to you lol. Personally i just miss that hot little bod she used to strut around. Thats the only thing ill give her shit for.. You was damn sexy girl. Give all these sad vampires the finger and be you, youll work out your probs. These stupid fucks are just trying to convince themselves that even the famous are as fucked up as they are.

Bi-polar.... Give me a fucking break...
Her problems in order or importance...

1. Completely spoiled and never told NO...
2. Massive cocaine, dope, X, and alchohal issues.
3. Zero concept of humility and total attitude of entitlement

This bitch deserves every bad thing that has happened and the rest to come...

yeah, shes nuts

I love the primary-school wit so rampant on these boards.

BTW #40 - schizophrenia and multiple personalities are completely separate conditions and very rarely coincide. So far I've seen only one (rather unattractive) personality in Britney, but much evidence of schizophrenia (paranoia, delusions). That's my English graduate student diagnosis, woohoo.

And "Dr. Expert" just raised his feel schedule since he's been published now.

And the good Dr. ruled out drug addiction how?

The saga continues ....

Sorry ... "fee schedule".

Well, Nicky...if we're not sophisticated enough for you, there's the little X on the top of your screen....feel free to click it and haul ass, fuckbag!

ok who ever this stupid fuckin HASH guy is needs to fuckin chill!!! seriosly grow up loser. shoot, people talk about britney i can imagine hash bein some cereal KILLER!!!

That woman is just a dumb and ugly and fat oiece of shit. Thats all there is 2 say.

Being first is sweet, you lame asses are just jealous that you couldn't be first. No one here has any fucking incite and these ridiculous stories so who cares if someone is proud to be first. Thats more of an accomplishment than the shit that comes out of most of your brains. fucking losers

jrzmommy, won't you be glad when junior high starts again and these people have something else to do? Dammit, I read the comments to laugh at the great jokes people come up with about celebs, not to read a bunch of posts of mentally challenged dingleheimers calling each other douche, deciding to give 'tude because someone else was 'frist.' Who gives a golden rat's ass?

I would think that perhaps Britney had a mental exam when she went to Promises? Maybe not. But how many people go to rehab who AREN'T using drugs and alcohol? So we can assume she was at least doing that. Britney needs to buy a ranch in Montana and disappear for a couple of years. She could spend that time with her kids, getting exercise, breathing fresh air, and getting her poop in a scoop. SImply getting away from her enablers would be a good start.

I've got two words for you:

CRAZY BITCH

That's all I've got to say.

#36 - Sorry, i fled. I think we're both losers when we lose time arguing about nothing.

#48 - What do you have against serial killers? And what's you real name? :)

What the fuck is a "dingleheimers"???

OMG! I'm sitting here crying I'm laughing so hard. Just the sound of it. I've never heard an expression like that in my life. What...WHAT THE FUCK is a dingleheimer???

And what is a golden rat? Is it a rat made of gold? I don't think I would give away a golden rat's ass. That's like...a fifth of the rat made of solid gold. That's solid gold man! What DINGLEHEIMER would give away a golden rat ass? That's worth money dude!

Post more 51, post more!!!

First off, the "expert" in question was said to be a psychologist, meaning that this person is not a Md. Not that there is anything wrong with that; there are just as many retarded psychiatrists as there are psychologists. Psychiatrists Px meds whereas psychologists (at least here in the states) cannot give out meds except under very limited conditions.

Secondly, the "expert" in question is most likely a dumbass for reasons already specified above. The most notable of which is that he/she has never treated/interviewed/etc. Brit. Without a solid case history, it is nigh impossible to diagnose someone properly.

Thirdly, "rapid cycling" as seen in bipolar disorder, does not refer to wild mood swings (i.e., depression to mania) that occur on a minute-to-minute basis. Rapid cycling usually refers to 4 episodes of depression, mania, etc. in a *12 month* period.

In conclusion, this "expert's" opinion is about as valid as your next door neighbor's.

#54 - you have me ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! That response was classic haha!!!!!!

i cant see real well....is that britneys hair or.....some kind of wild animal on her head? dis-gust-ing.

It looks on neglected

www.uncovera.com

britney did it to herself, no more of this bi-polar mumbo jumbo!

Like this is news.

If this doctor had any compassion for everyone in the US, he would send her an Rx for some bipolar meds; even tough, we all know that she appears to be too messed up to take them. She needs to have someone force the meds down her throat ASAP. Maybe, her dog will put the meds in some cheese as a snack for her. I bet the poor pup is going insane from all of her weirdness, and he must be constantly sick to his little stomach from her carrying him upside down all the time.

First off all, this psychologist IS in correct when he says brit has "moved into bipolar disorder." it's a chemical imbalance, you have it or you dont.

Second of all, I always thought britney had it.

I thnk people don't realize that substance abuse is often a RESULT of BD. My sister is bipolar, and when you're on your highs, you're crazy happy, and often reckless, and promiscous. When you're at your lows, you drink wayy too much.

Just saying. It is highly possible britney is bipolar, with her substance abuse as a result from the disorder.

#60 - BRITTENY DOES NOT NEED MEDICATION - SHE NEEDS TO FIND GOD. I CAN HELP SHOW YOU THE WAY, BRITTENY JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WHO HAVE BEEN CURED OF THE GAY THROUGH GOD.
JUST LET ME KNOW AND I'LL HAVE MY PRIEST CALL YOU.

EDNA

Whether her behavior is caused by drugs or bipolar disorder, which she may be self-medicating, she definitely needs a comprehensive psychiatric evaluation. Anything less could lead to her early demise and damage to her children.

....Dr Superficial.....I concur.., but I would also see that she has a concurrent trailer trashitis....that combination I'm afraid can be challenging, but not impossible to treat....it will require having her head extracted from her fuckin' ass, then there is a slight chance of recovery....and that my esteemed colleague, is my professional opinion

Signed,
Dr. Toonkinstien

It's B.L.O.W.!!!!!

EDNA!!!! Holy fuck! Look everyone....it's fucking EDNA! SAY IT....REPORTED!

I don't think she's nuts at all. I think that is just an excuse. She is just a spoiled, arrogant bitch with a huge ego to feed, she hasn't had to work very hard to get al the money and fame she has. Lip synching and shaking your ass is not hard work. She is just a spoiled, self absorbed bitch who thinks she is above everyone else. She wants us to think she is crazy, because then she has an excuse to act in the anti-social way she does, and play the victim card.

Well, not hearing certain terms which have been in the vernacular for years is, unfortunately, the consequence of living under a rock.

That said, perhaps the reason posters here now turn on each other is that everything nasty that could be said about Britney Spears has been said, and said, and said...

Still, I am very proud to have improved your vocabulary, whatever. ;-)

As a person who has to live with bipolar disorder on a daily basis, I not only find the so-called "diagnosis" insulting, I am also disappointed in some of the comments made by people who clearly do not understand the nature of this illness. People who suffer from this disorder are not "crazy," nor do they experience new mood swings every few minutes. Although I know that most who are naive of this serious disease will consider to be so and consider to make ignorant and rude comments, I do hope that some of you will try to learn more about what bipolar disorder really is, seeing as it is estimated that between 2 and 3% of the US adult population is afflicted by varying degrees of the disorder. There are many excellent informative websites, including this one: http://www.nimh.nih.gov/publicat/bipolar.cfm

she needs to come get crazy in hoboken with otto

Thank God SOME gossip site is speaking fucking sense.
Of course the mag and the shrink know fuck all about her.
In fact, even if she had being seeing the shrink for over a year she would still know fuck all about her.

I don't necessarily like OR hate spears, but this stupid fucking bandwagon of people trying to get her children took off her over pathetic rumours is just annoying and an insult to anyone's intelligence.

Wonky_Twat - I wasn't turning on you dude. I want to thank you. I seriously haven't laughed so hard in months. I have never heard that word before. And I haven't lived under a rock. I just have never heard it. The sound of it..."dingleheimers"...just had me rolling. Worse...I didn't know what to make of it! I pictured two nerdy kids, one calling the other a dingleheimer, the other with a funny look on saying "what the fuck?"

It became a momentary obsession, like Beavis would have: Hmmm...dingleheimer...dingleHEIMER...DINgleHEImer...I AM DINGLEHEIMER!!! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! Are you threatening me?"

And then the expression...golden rat's ass! Naturally I've heard "couldn't give a rat's ass" before. But a golden rat? Wouldn't that ass be valuable? That's a costly ass dude!

No, I didn't mean to sound like I was crapping on you. I loved the post. I wanted you to post again! It was funny as shit!

#62

Edna, you bible-bashers need to find my ass.
Allow me to introduce it to you

WTF LOL
I just noticed you (edna) wrote CURED OF THE GAY.
lmfao

I stopped reading after "find God"
You are obviously not on this planet, oh and you might want to give out your priests number, because i'm pretty sure Britney doesn't give out HER number to strangers. Oh, and learn how to spell her name.
Also- realise that she doesn't come on this site and even if she did there would be no way to contact you to GIVE YOU HER NUMBER.

So all in all, you need fuck off and die.

i have bipolar disorder and that fat bitch is far away to be bipolar , this is just stupid , u people cant just say bipolar for everyone who looks
special ... i have that shit since 18 and people never say that i look bipolar, crazy or whatever ....
sorry bout my english

I don't think that Shitney has bipolar disorder. I just think that she's a wining fickle ex-teenager and I'm so sorry for her kids! She perfectly knows that she's not in a good shape, she's not the "pretty baby all moves and lip synch" of the first time but she pretends to be a star too. She just needs to be locked up and her babies deserves a better mom.

I still love Britney no matter what she does. She just goin through some tuff times, that's all. She is a talented musician and I will keep on listenin to her music even if she go crazy and sh--. I'm not the only one still cares for her, y'all love her, too. Everyday there's somethin about the girl on MySpace News: http://news.myspace.com/entertainment/britneyspears

#42 - Get out of my head - PERFECT!!!!!!

We-Le-Surrender.... - August 2, 2007 3:38 PM

Bi-polar.... Give me a fucking break...
Her problems in order or importance...

1. Completely spoiled and never told NO...
2. Massive cocaine, dope, X, and alchohal issues.
3. Zero concept of humility and total attitude of entitlement

This bitch deserves every bad thing that has happened and the rest to come...

Britney has issues.

That is the understatement of the century.

WHEN WILL SOMEONE TAKE HER FUCKING KIDS AWAY. Why should they have to deal with her fucking "issues"?

Only based on her interviews and pictures I've viewed of her, she exhibits clear-cut signs of a narcissistic personality disorder, possibly signs of paranoid schizophrenia, and the type of emotional immaturity that is rather common among many individuals that either chose or were forced to transition to adult stresses and roles at a young enough age without the proper guidance/coping tools to deal with it. Based on her bloated disheveled appearance, erratic mood swings, outwardly evident lack of hygiene and continuously demonstrated lack of good decision-making skills, I'd strongly suspect she's dependent on alcohol and/or recreational drugs (as opposed to bipolar disorder which cycles in periods of days, even weeks or months, not one day to the next). Alcohol/drugs dependency tends to be (but not always) the means of "self-medication" for those afflicted with many types of mental illness. Until Ms. Spears is open to professional help and willing to work the multitude of issues going on in her life in a healthy and mature manner, she's only going to continue to spiral out of control.

And yes, happy campers, that's my professional opinion. ;)

#39 No, the correct terminology is "fucking goofy".

Oh wait, Edna's here. The correct terminology is "Jesus Christ! She's goddam fucking goofy!"

oh fuck off lol i have bipolar, and she's a classic with the symptoms I and others have. Your ignorance, is amazing.. so is half the country but who am i to say. Dont be quick to say she's just 'nuts'........... people who engage in her behaviour have biological similarities.. or.. you know.. you could just chalk it up to scientology and send her some money. Don't be so harsh ... or someone will casy BP on you! lol

She's totally nuts yeah but maybe if she was my friend I would not be saying that. Its just that she is also being mean to a lot of people. She does not know how to talk to other people correctly. Like she called some pap a fat ass and asked him if he ever heard of weight watchers. THose paps work real hard to get us those pictures.