Aug 16 2007Britney Spears and Criss Angel get it on

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Britney Spears was spotted heading into the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills at 4am this morning with magician Criss Angel. The two were seen holding hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor together. Criss has also been seen around with Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz, so it's my professional opinion that he's either mentally retarded or blind. Or maybe this is some sort of challenge to David Blaine. I mean, yeah, Blaine buried himself alive for a week, but Criss Angel has slept with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It's not even a competition anymore. If David Blaine wants to pull off a more dangerous stunt he's going to have to live inside a grizzly bear's mouth for a month. At least.



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Let's hope he can make this bitch disappear once and for all.

eww! he just dropped REALLY low

FIRST!!! yeah

uugh...someones dress sense got lost in the mail...

haha @ #1!

She was really impressed though when he hid his dick in in her babymaker and pulled it outta her ass!

Is she wearing a towel? It made me think of Towelie from south park.... "ya wanna git high?"

Oh, and the boots are back yo.

wtf.

I like his face. A pity it'll probably endup being ravaged by herpes.

Can she just go away? Please? Like, to Zimbabwe or something?

Please?

no no no no no no...

This dumb bitch looks like she tries so hard to be ugly.

lmao @ #6

#6 (veggi)
VERY funny comment.

you made my day!

hey superfish? Surely he hasn't slept with paris hilton? She's only slept with two people and she's still a virgin....

Yeah, that's a new low.

Didn't Criss Angel used to look, I don't know, kinda healthy?

He looks like a heroin addict or AIDS patient.

gah.....


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Please tell me they used protection. Seeing these 2 right before lunch is bad enough. Imagining what their love child would look like makes me taste my breakfast again.


wow! Rosie O'donnel lost some weight!!

Wow. Scraping the bottom of the nasty STD pool. All of the hotness is gone yo

I'm pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Someone consult Nostradamus...

Ugh, Tommy Lee revisited. Nast! I'd like to see Britney Spears dressed like a lady....FOR ONCE!!!

I winder if he has a big bubbalicious?

they look like a perfect couple.. Filthy, diseased and heroined up !!

This guy is just ugly enough to have no standards. He's greatful for any lay. Even this nasty skanky crack whore.

Can he make her disappear?

next up for Chris Angel ,Pamela Anderson on MIND FREAK!
i guess his show is well named isin't it??

Holding hands? How could anyone hold hands with that guy without those obnoxious rings cutting their fingers open?! Geez, he looks skanky...just the right match for Britney!

#1 lets hope youre right!

haha. i love how dead britney's eyes are. she's lost all hope for herself and i can't wait for the day she just ends it all. give it up britney, you suck at life.

What a couple of ghouls.

Can he make Britney disappear? Then he be a real magician

Criss Angel likes to carry STDs and spread 'em. Maybe that's what he's doing, infecting the whores so they won't be around much longer.

Make Britney disappear! Right now!

He sure is bright eyed for 4am in the morning...
Brit looks like she was shot at and missed, shit at and hit.
This chics career is over, she just reaching for anything she can grab while she can.
Hit me baby one more time...

is her wig falling off?

HA HA

He's blind??? WTF HES DISGUSTING LOOKING! THE BLIND ONE WOULD BE BRITNEY, U CAN SAY ALL THE SHIT U WANT, BUT SHE CAN GET MAN WAY BETTER THAN THIS NASTY GUY, THIS SUPERFISH FUCKER JUST HATES BRIT SO MUCH, FORGET TO NOTICE HOW UGLY THIS GUY IS, GROSS, CMON BRIT U CAN DO BETTER

#26 why don't you join her in that

who's britney?

It's a publicity stunt to "freak your mind".

i miss kelliiscrazyhot

I wonder if he has a magic trick that will help when his junk looks like a head of cauliflower.

Good grief, that is just...unspeakably disgusting. How old is Britney again?!?!

Watch as I pull, $50.00 in loose change, a 1976 Vespa, 2 broken beer bottles, 3 African refugees, some chicken bones and a strange burning sensation from Britney’s snooch.

@39:

I believe she is 25-27, not sure though

He is DAMN ugly!

Madea, she looks pretty...used up for only 27. I wouldn't look that bad at 4 am and I'm 33!!

I'm with you 42---He looks like Tony Danza in about 10 years if he was on all sorts of crack!


and WHAT an attractive couple they make

#34:

Join her in what? Being a total twat cunt whore whose only contribution to the world are two ugly unwanted mouths to feed for society to worry about 10-20 years down the road?

Just because you were also a product of an irresponsible crack whore mother doesn't mean you should stand up for other irresponsible crack whore mothers.

It's all for his next big trick - making his last shred of dignity disappear.

36 - Once again FRIST is at the top of her game.

Kudos, grrrl!

#40 - LMAO...
To add to your line of thought:
--Voila, ladies and gentlemen! I give you... gonorrhea.

Cris Angel dresses like such an "Affected Poser".

That old "thrown together" look that took 3 hours to put on.

Get some HQ Britney Pics y'all... :P

Well anyone who has slept with Parasite Hilton has let the herpes virus into their skin. So I guess anyone who sleeps with these stupid people will get it too. That means Shitney. Unless of course she already has it which btw the way is highly possible.

If she didn't have the STD yet...
I would have suggested for her to drink bleach or do harakiri instead of humping this guy.

Celeb women all seem to be petty idiots who are constantly in competition with eachother, the guy has NOTHING to do with it, this looser just got lucky.

If it weren't for the fact that the girls want to get back at eachother do you really think this guy would get three famous chicks that at one point were considered hot (to her credit, Paris is the best looking of the 3 by far)

there are literally billions of men in the world, and millions who would go with a famous chick if they could...why fight over guys like Brody Jenner, Aaron Carter, Chris Angel...ect

EW! Let's all pray they don't reproduce.

isn't he married???

#1 - Yep and he should follow her to wherever she disappears.

FIRST!!!

I'm sure even Brit could have done better than this lowly scum bag wannabe famous piece of shit herion addict ugly queer bastard.

Next, on Criss Angel, MiNdFrEaK!!! Criss makes Mr. Happy disappear...and reappear...in Britney Spear's pants!

(crowd claps)

hahaha that was pretty funny

If I owned that hotel, I would replace the bed they slept in.

And burn the original.

And fumigate the room.

And then burn the room

Fuck, I would just burn down the whole hotel, then get the EPA to evacuate the neighborhood and declare it a SuperFund site.

Yeah, that should contain that shit.

#59

Did you say the crowd claps or gets the clap?

#62 - the "clap" is actually the sound of the crowd falling to the floor after committing mass suicide.

Think about it: would you want to live after seeing that shit???

@ 55.

I believe his wife was smart enough to file for divorce after it was brought to her attention he was "good friends" with Cameron Diaz...

Hopefully she made a doctor's appointment for a full health work-up too...

That visual makes me want to scrub my skin off with bleach and steel wool...

what kind of box it brit carrying? left overs or a first aid kit?

#52 - doctors haven't even identified all the diseases these women carry yet.

Spear's Dr. calling Hilton's Dr. - "Hello, Bill? Yeah, this is Mike over at Trailer Medical. Yeah...I've got Britney in here...she slept with Criss Angel a week ago. Yeah...uh huh...well, I know he has slept with Paris and, I gotta tell you, I'm just BAFFLED by what I'm seeing in Britney's vagina. I was wondering if you knew...oh...you think you've seen this? Teeth? Yeah, there are teeth growing. Uh huh...Paris gets it all the time? Well, I think Criss carried it! Yeah...I tell you...these kids hop partners faster than fleas. Uh huh. So what's the protocol? Yeah...12 gallons holy water...yeah...battery acid...yup, got that...fire? How much fire? That hot? Will it fight back? Fuck...OK then...holy water, battery acid, and fire...we'll have her vagina clean of this bug in no time! Thanks!"

#61 funny.
He may be a great magician, but he will not be able to escape that painful itching sensation, or the gaping lesions that will appear upon his penis. Good luck Criss!


I dont know who is worse off in this situation. Britney, Criss or whoever has to clean the sheets in the morning.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong -- I believe that these pictures where taken in Nov of LASTS YEAR -- that explains a lot - she's put a lot of miles on that motor since then. Guess it's not the miles - but the number of time she's been back-ended.

Sorry - my bad -- it was APRIL of this year

I don't believe everything I read or watch on TV... The press loves to make something out of nothing.

If you don't believe everything you read or watch on TV then you're stupid. Newspapers and TV stations could lose their licenses if they printed things that weren't true.
Also, the Internet could lose its license too. That' s why its always safe to hear and beleive everything you read or see on Tv or on the Internet.

Yeah, okay... LOL

http://www.ok-magazine.com/current_issue.php

#72 - You voted for Al Gore in '04, didn't you? Because he invented the Internet, y'know.
I love when posts come up about Britney, because everyone steps their wise cracks up a notch or two. This entire thread is funny as hell ... except for #37. No one misses that POS. The turd finally got scooped out of the pool, and it's OK to swim in here again.

#74 - LMAO!

#72 - Do you also subscribe to the National Enquirer?

Femme (comment #18):

I too was quite disturbed by the apocaliptical visage of the photo and like you, I thought of Nostradamus. I read through my Latin text version of the Quatrains and found these two, which quite frankly, sent chills down my spine. They have been loosely translated into English:


Century IX: Quatrain 3

The "great cow" of Encino in great trouble,
Made fat by a charlatan magician.
At Pure will be birthed double-headed monsters,
The Clampett cries “Well Doggies!” in disgust and dispair.


Century X: Quatrain 97

The Beast shall lie with the Beast,
The unclean and shaven with the unclean and unshaven
The spawn of her loins with terrify the virtuous,
Captain Stubin will vomit on the Triremes bow.


The horror, the horror.....

#76 - ROTFLMAO!

Oh...wait...I just found those Quatrains. I thought it was a joke. Oh my God...it's fucking real!

THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR!

Excuse me while I stock my bomb shelter. DAMN YOU Britney! DAMN YOU Criss Angel's cock! DAMN YOU BOTH!!!

Man the forehead on this hillbilly redneck is scary. She really looks insane.

Look at his face.
You just know he went down on her!!!
Ewwwww!
The two of them are like a super skanked out version of Tommy Lee and Pam.

I wonder if he showed her the "Vanishing Salami" trick?

look at her horrible hairline. Either that, or her wig is definitely slipping off!

76 - LMAO

The horror...

uh, he's disgusting. Why are the only comments about how disgusting she is?

I remember when my mom was taking guys into hotels at 4 am, I was so proud. If I only knew which one of them was actually my father that would be even better.

Chris Angel is a shiv. Most of his "magic" is tv editing. Magic is about illusion, not downright forgery. It's fitting he is with a fraud. 47 - You said it better than i ever could...

Well I have to say this...

I used to think Criss was hot, but whats up with the Homeless look?

And not only that, he's hangin out with the 'bag lady' now....

can both their entourages fit in a grocery cart or a cardboard box?

the world may never know.

No amount of magic can make his sores disappear, that's fo sho. The solution: Try giving it to Shitney. Sharing is caring:)


Good one #66, lol.

Chris Angel is a sad human being. How low can you go when it comes to the worst celebs to sleep with?

I think that's rock bottom right there.

#76: that is awesome

criss angel and britney spears. geesh i'm blinded by the blight.

It's going to take 1 hell of a lot of magic to make the genital warts and herpes disappear!

maybe she hired him to make k-fed disappear!!

and now Britney, or my next trick I will make my tiny 2 inch cock disappear into the vast black hole that is your vagina.


PS-- this is a first for me....usually I do the trick, not the other way around

I like to fuck chickens!

Don't forget LiLo right before her last arrest... He is foul, no surprise he likes skank drug whores too !!

You guys are nothing but a bunch of losers. You make fun of what you don't understand. That was LOVE we made that night. It was a beautiful thing! You only wish you had the love of a woman as intelligent, charming, and classy as my special Britney. And our beautiful bodies intertwined was art.

Sure, it felt like I was throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but love carried me through the night. I love Britney! As soon as she's ready, we will make the most beautiful babies!

So shut the fuck up you losers.

And to Britney, if you're reading this...hit me baby, one more time! YEAH!

You know...I just started wathcing his show...I thought he was a little rough around the edges, but cute, just the same...
Now, I think he's been drinking the water from the dfountains in Las Vegas...You know, the ones full of booze, drunks, homeless people and drug paraphanelia ?
The ones the lions take shits in, after they are walked.
The ones that the whores on the strip bathe in, after screwing 20 guys,nd leaving the condom inside their snatches...
Yeah, that Fountain.

Don't forget LiLo right before her last arrest... He is foul, no surprise he likes skank drug whores too !!

They're equally skanky and trashy.

This is their idea of "safe sex". They both have every STD in existence, so neither of them catch anything. These 2 probably have diseases that haven't been discovered yet. Some kind of "Chrissney leper necrosis" rotting genital skin crud.

This Chris moron, he knows his star is almost burned out. But the child support checks will come until age 18. This all about money for him; knock her up, get custody, voila! child support to live on.

And even as redneck hillbilly as Brit is, she is now scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to sex partners. She could do better in a Turkish prison.

Oh...
#14,17,20,21,38,40,49,61,76...
RAOFLMMFAO!!!!!!


You guys rock !!!

I just came back from Criss Angel's website, and I'm sorry, That's not him...
Criss Angel is a Magician, not a Vet. The horse next to him, truly needs to be put down.

Two totally skanky lowlifes together...a match made in trailer trash hell. Both of them are former "friends" of Paris, too..forget their minds, they lost those long ago, they're beyond freaks, looking for as many one-night stands as they can get. This could lead to a city-wide outbreak of numerous venereal diseases, LA needs to start handing out the meds now...

The photoshop did more magic than this guy. Britney should have justed pasted a cover of the magazine to her face before going out in public.

She is such a coke whore. This guy is so ugly, and, I hate to say this, but even Britney can do better. He must really be a good magician or have some really good drugs. She looks like she is in some kind of hypnotic trance, or it could just be one of the side effects from the mickey that he slipped her.

i hate the tabloids and the condom thing was a bunch of bvvvvllllsh5t

leave criss angel the frikkkin hell alone ya dimwits keep him out of the publics eye

What an adorable couple.

Of freaks.

Oh yeh, she looks just like her Allure magazine photoshoot...Ha! When was the photo shoot taken; in like 1999?! My guess is that this is all just a publicity stunt; they both seem like media whores to me. Either that, or its a one-nighter. Can you imagine; I bet Brit offered up her goods in exchange for him telling her how he does some of his tricks. Maybe he's showing her the "hide the salami" trick. She's so dumb she probably wouldn't even get it until his ugly baby popped outta her 9 months later. Then she would be all "Y'all! Not again Y'all! Dang!"

I agree what the superficial guy said, hahaha, thats cute.

that is wrong im throing up in my mouth hes hot and the people he picks are so eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

You guys are amazing, and so funny! I cannot remember laughing this hard in ages!

does he have any standards?

I wonder if his eyesight is impaired? I Like Diaz, but c'mon, Brit and Paris. Those two broads are sleazy (not to mention airheaded) and washed-uped. They only remain in the limelight of hollywood superstardom because I think it interests so many "common" people to have these trashy gals fail. If these were everyday people they would be considered just trash and no one would give a shit. Brit needs to lose those kids. Give them to me, I'll raise her mistakes! Criss, I will no longer support you. You are only out for one thing I would imagine, just make sure your "wrapped" properly so you don't end up looking like her with all her infectious diseases!

If there is a god this douche will knock her up.

He looks icky in that picture. bblehhh

she just wants him to make her beautiful again.

MIIIIINDFREAAAAKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sooooo disappointed in Criss. I have loss some respect for him.

Criss!!!! What the hell are you thinking? Is you latest stunt a disappearing career? I wounder what your mother thinks of this!

get a life !

#117 - I'm right there with ya

Why does everyone want to call names....when some of the sh*t you say, you would not even say to someone you ACTUALLY KNOW and HATE???

GET A F^CKING LIFE!!!!!!

Wow... this hotel has a mobile home on the 11th floor?

This is the second time Cris Angel has gone after Justin Timberlake's sloppy seconds--first Cameron, now Britney.

Six Degrees of Justin Timberlake? lol

criss wat the heck ru thinkin!!!!!!!!!just picture yourselves u and brittany spears come on cant u date other people just come on criss get a hold of your self!!!!!!!!

God DAMN, this is one ugly motherfucker! It's vaguely Kiedis-like, but with disproportionate features. Someone drop this shit-bag back off on the Long Island Expressway, please. Great work, Brit! You found someone of possibly lower repute than your ex!

(Holy CHRIST that guy's a dirty, ugly, meat-bag!)

These two are just plain nasty!! Yep, they go well together. The ONLY ones I feel the least bit sorry for in any of this mess are Britney's children. They deserve a decent mother. Where in the hell is Britney's own mother?? Can't someone at least get her children away from her before she wrecks their lives as well?? They'll have enough to live down eventually seeing their skanky mother splashed all over magazines and everywhere else looking like a tramp, must they be "raised" by her as well??

Ew. They look like they both need a long, hot bath. With Comet instead of soap and Pine-Sol instead of shampoo. With a nice, refreshing spritzer of Lysol "body mist" afterward.

It's a good thing that he's a magician! Then he can stop that drippy dick he's going to have in the morning with all the diseases from sleeping with everyone!! What sounds better.. "Drippy Dick" or "Doo Doo Dick" Well.... I guess that it depends WHOM he stuck it in that night or WHERE he stuck it that night! I am so sorry, that was just sooo nasty , but, I just couldn't help myself!
MAGAZINES ARE RIGHT, "STARS ARE JUST LIKE US" But, STARS seem to be even WORSE than your average person. Unfortunately (FOR THEM) we get to find out about their trists and fortunately (FOR US) we know where they've been. Hey, imagine if you had a once in a lifetime chance that you've always drempt of. You would get to hook up with a STAR for one night! With all the tabloids you are ahead of the game....you know who to NEVER EVER SCREW!! SIX DEGRESS OF SEXERATION! HA HA HA! I just amused myself and hopefully someone else out there!
SORRY IF I WAS OFFENSIVE!

Are u joking me? Criss hooking up with those three is NO CHALLENGING MAGIC TRICK shit anyone can do that magic trick... I bet Blaine can top that, in fact he already has, by not hooking up with them!!!

okay. what the hell!? criss is NOT blind or mentally retarded!!! you guys are definately mental tho. you dont know for a fact that criss slept with paris or britney. and to say that kind of crap about him is ridiculous. criss isnt dating britney. they got together with 10 other people to discuss the VMA's because they're performing together. so shut up.

oh, and by the way, criss is wayyy better than david blaine. i dont care what anyone says to me. he just IS!!

and for all the people who think criss looks horrible right now, he gets like 3 hours of sleep a night. give the guy a break!!

That was the best small article I have read in a long time. The girls and I really enjoyed the good laugh we had. I don't think anyone could have put that any better. It's simply great!! Thanks!!

should i pity the guy or the girl...?

she's just being herself... a stupid white inbred whore

Phew,
Gosh, I was almost rolling on the floor in splits reading all the fantastic comments posted by so many folks. I must say people have a superb sense of humour and directionality. And yeah, those two druggies and scumbags and all of their ilk should be blasted off to another planet, where they'll get laid and abused and dumped by monsters and aliens, where no one will ever see or hear of them EVER AGAIN. Seriously, the world must steadfastly resolve to get rid of such menaces asap. LOL. Hehe.

the disaster is in her ensemble. but when isn't it? and god look at her face area.

Yikes! I got crabs just from looking at this pic !!!

Maybe he can make her hair reappear so that she can stop wearing those gawd awful wigs!

WOW! And I thought I had seen some big noses before. Check out the honker on that dude! From what genus and species is he from?

She is still all that! Sorry Haters!

#40 #61 #66 #124- This is the FUNNIEST shit I have read in a long time!!! Thanks for the laugh.

They both know EXACTLY what they are doing. Look at the "stars" that at least try to keep it under wraps and keep us guessing. They have put it out there, they deserve EVERYTHING they get.

Ugly and Uglier.

NO CRISS! :( Make her dissapear and never come back!

Am I wrong or could he not use his nose instead, it's big enough. I guess he would need to decide which one he wants to lose as his insturment of choice will eventually fester up and fall off......

c'mon Criss, you are at the top of your game and Brit hit rock bottom years ago .
What are you thinking? You have talent likened to Houdini,and she has none whatsoever. She will only tarnish your image. Run away! Run away!

i am speechless!!!!! criss is so dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!! why did he do this??????????????? she is sooooo ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i herd that he sleped with paris hilton toooo!!!!! grrrooodie!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S NOT DATING HER YOU IDIOTS, HES HELPING HER WITH A SHOW, SHUT THE HELL UP UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THE REAL FACTS.

come on criss... yeah i know shes britney spears and all...but come on man...she was married to k-fed. you dont know who or wats inside of his pants...and she has two kids...careful with this one boy

criss... dont do this to yoursealf! you are better than this! what if camron knew about this? she would dump you like(snap) that!!!!! you were WERE popular in entertanment. you can't do this it is like... having "it" with a guy!!!!!!! why her? doing "it" with an under age girl is WAY better than her. I cannot beleve this!! you are like sooo done for if i get all through my space. but you are lucky because i am not like that unlike you!

they both look so ugly..can you say COKE!!.. what a bad looking couple! yuck ! stay in your hotel room and don't come out!!

ewewewewewewewew britney needs to step off. she is so freaking ugly and criss angel is sssssssoooooo hot god i hate her

if u think criss is stupid, your soooooooooooo STUPID and he really didnt sleep with paris or brittany THEY`RE JUST FRIENDS.

82 and 126

fuck off he is notttttttttttt ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he doesnt have a "homeless look"
it is called punk!
meantlaretared!
most people are right about britany... well the crackwhore parts and stds, herpes and more stds. (duh every one knows that ha ha ha)
i agree with 131!!!!!!!!!!!!

brittany and criss ewwwwwwwwwww y would criss go for someone like that that is just disgusting he can get someone so much better than that atleast go for lindsey lohan she would be so much better instead of brittany i did not think criss angel would want to go threw all her drama

I love criss angel but not the people that he's slept with!!

THAT'S NASTY CRISS I LOVE YOU BUT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY DESPREATE TO DO SUCH A IT'S!!!!!!!

Tina: OMFG he was me hero! wtf happend? like he is soooooooooo kool? wut the hell? she is so dumb her last boy toy was a pole! y bring him so low? he so kool! FUGGLY BITCH!!!!!!!
Asha: omg is she going to shave his head next. like this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo retared it hurst like i love him alot like i mean alot bye and now i am going to get sick

oh no r u fucking serious???? this better one of those things where they edited the shot??? please say it's that. criss freakin slept with brittany???? criss how could you?????

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Hopefully this is the end of her carrer, im tired of hearing about her mental status, she needs help, and needs to be fixed no more kids for her a court should order her to get fixed.

Criss Angel is too smart to sleep with women like Britney and Paris....if it's for anything, it's for publicity...although truly I don't think he needs the publicity, he's in a league of his own now. They obviously knew there were photographers there WAITING to take their pix. Come on Christos, tha se skotosi ei mana sou!

this is ridiculous! people are trying to make criss look like a man whore. he isnt! everyone should just stay out of his buisness. whether he did anything with her or not is his buisness and he shouldnt bee judged for it. so all thoes people out there who r being stupid and judgemental can all kiss my ass!

160
funni!!!!!! lamo (laghing my ass off!!!)
but i do agree that her kids should be taken away untill she gets her head back (never) god i crak mysealf upppppp

THAT IS BULL SHIT!!!! britney and criss will never be hes to smart to fall for her or paris. ppl r just makin him look bad. plz for the luv of god criss tell me its a lie!! its not even our business to no whats his business is his. for those who judge him can bite me!!!

ewwwwww!!!
i cannot believe he just stooped that low.
britney spears!!
c'mon!!!
*pull yourself together, Criss!!*
=[

Y YA DONT JUST LEAVE HER ALONE ((Y EVERYONE IS WATCHING HER EVERY MOVE )) GET OF HER BACK ALREADY !!!!!!!

PLEASE PEOPLE, Criss is WAYYYYYYYY too good for that skanky whore!! Get a grip!

come on Criss can do sssssoooo much better and is way to good for brit! there are so many people that look up to him and are not likeing him too much right now. this is comeing from someone who like idols him.
*come on criss we look up to u.*
* and brit sorry but you aint takeing our criss and smashing him. we won't let that happen.*
NNNOOO!!!

and another thing. you guys who are dissing criss need to get a life. like really GET A LIFE!! criss is so fuken SWEET!

LOL thats greattt, i have to agree. How could someone with so much money and so many people admiring them go to such a level where they could loose their respect? Honestly who dates someone while they are married?! and another thing, people believe that a person is so sweet and kind on a television show, SPEND A WEEK WITH THEM AND TELL ME HOW IT GOES. A person that has no life, is someone waiting a entire week to watch a show, and when it comes they completely drool over it.

#166 is right man, why do people always watch their every move , lol, mine are so much better ;). but seriously just leave them alone. this is the reason why they all become pot heads, and then shave off their hair. and then abuse their children and screw magicians :S

166
W.T.FFFFF are you talking about?????????????????????????????

http://thesuperficial.com/fastsearch?tag=criss%20angel
copy, paste, and read!!!!!!! pass it onnnnn!!!!!!

IM SORRY BUT CHRIS YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER. SHE IS COMPLETE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUK!!!!!!!!!

CRISS I ABSOLUTELY LOVE U!!!! GET AWAY FROM BRIT!!! SHE THINX SHE IS COOL!!! i mean, dude, seriously, WAT WERE U THINKING!!! she is 14 years YOUNGER than u!! now i'm mad at u AND bam AND lucas!!! lucas looks dumb in highschool musical, bam goes to rehab, and now u go with britney!!!! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!!!

If he's with her, I'm not watching his show again - I just CAN'T! She's such a low class piece of trash!

ALL I CAN SAY IS OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Chris Angel & Britney Spears Rock !! All of you are just jelouse of them because they make more $ in a month than you do in 5 to 10 years !
Im so glad to see that they are the center of your attention though !
They are both adults & are capable of making their own decisions without
a bunch of idiots like your selves posting ignorant comments about them !
Let them be & Get a life, because by the looks of things you dont have one !

F**K All You Haters & Wanabee's

& to the chicks & dudes dissin on looks, Hmnn Lets all see what you look like ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Back it up B*TCH*'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.
I wonder how many of yous have STDs Ha Ha Ha !!!

you are a hater and a wannabe you fuckin dumbass little beeoch!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 179 &178 anything you wanna say e mail me nanook525@aol.com i have had this email 4 like 4 ever OHHHHH PUT CRISS IN THE SUBJECT BAR

CRISS WHAT THE FUCKING HELL! MAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He is as ugly as she is

dear tracy,


CRISS IS FCUKING HOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone reads this i'm already dead [falls out of chair] Criss, por que, por que. you should've dated me at least i don't look like i have the clap or herpes. i may as well gouge my eyes out with a q tip and a paper clip because he looks like he just stuck his face in bitchney's pussy and stayed there. [in casket typing ] CRISS YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL SE YOU IN HELL!

that doesn't even look like Criss Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg..
omg..
OMG..
Ewwww...
I absoulutely LOVE Criss Angel but..this is a step too far...

FUCK ALL YOU BRITNEY HATERS
also
criss angel is ALLOWED to be friends with WHOEVER he wants
so fuck all of you dissing him and who he chooses to be around
you guys are fucking fake ass fans
seriously
a REAL fan would NEVER diss someone because of who they hang around with
so grow the fuck up

I agree with 178, 179, and 183.

Criss Angel is SUPERHOTTTTTTTT!!!!! and ya'll don't know nothin bout them and you all r probably just jealous cuz she can have him or he can have her!! R u really any better no I didn't think so. all ya'll haters has probably got worse disease's than them.

leave them the fuck alone,god get a fucking life you haters,who gives a shit if he slept with her,if all yall are gonna do is comment badly on his love life,then apparently you guys have no life.

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