Aug 23 2007Bridget Moynahan gives birth

First?

Seriously though, the father of her child is an asshole.

..that's pretty much it. Let the stoning begin.

Maybe it was SHE that didn't play the Oboe well enough.......

tom brady........nothing but class.

Funny commentary fishy and points for use of the word 'oboe'....

As for this woman I have no idea who she is.

Tom Brady is an assbag and Gisele is a skeeze. They were made for each other.

Look at her! Who would you rather keep banging? This ugly almost actress or a Victoria Secret model? yeah, I thought so.

It is always a great day in America, especially since we ran the red coats out.

Thank you very much....

Tom Brady is an American hero. If you disagree, you are either a woman, a homosexual or a Colts fan.

Never heard of them

Bridget is much more classy than Gisele. Much better looking too.

That said, I wouldn't want to be in Gisele's shoes right now. Tom and Bridget now have cemented something very permanent between them.Even if Tom ends up with Gisele, it is always gonna get between them in some way. That's a lot of baggage for a relationship.

Go Colts! Oh, by the way, I'm a screaming diesel dyke as well. So greasy you could use me to coat a pan. Yeah, Tom Brady is pretty much an asshole.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting to play the oboe! :-)

@9
Tom Brady is a dick-smoking fag.

How 'bout them Cowboys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Gisele always look sunburned? If Tom stays with her he'll end up fuckin' a sleastack.

Oh, it's ok i looked her up - Natasha from Sex and the City - now I know who she is....

Guess her Mr Big ran out on her in real life too - but then, you know, who wouldn't say yes to Gisele - you'd have to be a whole bag full of crazy.

I heard it was the other way around, Brady dumped her THEN she said she was pregnant like a week later.

TT fuck the cowboys Giants 4ever

I dont understand what the big deal is. She pulled the goalie to try to get him to stay with her and he dropped her like he should have. They werent married. If I was him, I would be fucking a supermodel too, but it would probably be Alessandra Ambrosio. She is better looking.

And @14, being a Cowboys fan, you're the expert of closet quarterbacks, what with Mr. Aikman and all.

Jeez if I wanted to defend my comments and writing more, I would start writing for The Phat Phree again.

Crazy belly

Wow thats a huge belly. Do you think her water breaking has caused all this flooding?

Holy Torpedo! Is that where Voldemort lives?

#3.. now that was damned funny!!!!

I like her, she's purty and she looks nice.

Take that two-bit scumsucker for all he's got Bridget. Fucking Footballers! Brady, Vick, buncha dicks.

This story only has real-life caricatures. Tom Brady is a permanently immature narcissist jock, great on the field, selfish and irresponsible off it. Really, it's almost impossible to believe he's not black. Gisele leads the new breed of VS models - anorexic, manly, sourpuss. Top-tier status poon that makes you the top dog if you nail her, but very likely it wouldn't be much fun, unless you're sliding by with those buried homosexual fantasies. And Bridget - jezuz, she's the walking talking real-life nightmare for guys. They were on the rocks forever because she was clinging to him like that last bit of sticky snot that just WILL NOT leave your finger when you flick it 25 times. Finally, but too late, she escorted one of his swimmers to one of her vintage eggs, thinking she had achieved a first down(syndrome), but he had already left and wasn't coming back, regardless of the kid (again, he's a selfish immature jock).

I hope the kid goes to a French immersion school, grows his hair long, and plays soccer, leading the team in number of times falling to the ground crying and holding his leg. And yes, nails all the hot chicks (while wearing capri pants "for men").

She was also the putry Doctor in I Robot with Will Smith, she was the mean bar dancer in that horrible film Coyote Ugly, that's all I know. (So, I watch movies, whatuvit?)

If I would have been smarter, I would have gotten knocked up by some rich pro ball player and not an out of work alcoholic drug addicted musician and had it made in the shade.
20/20's hindsight :(

FRIST you whore! I didn't know that about you.

I think she just has really bad gas.

It looks like someone crawled up her ass to make a sammich and got stuck in there.

Yeah well, dumb and young I was 12 years ago....

@25
I wear capri pants (with back zipper) all the time. What's wrong with that.

hey fish, you need to get the href="http://genosworld.blogspot.com/2007/08/exclusive-hayden-panettiere-is-sent.html">Hayden Panetierre/Cheerleader porn story up.

although, it is a sad story, she hit the jackpot. I'm anticipating 25k a month in child support. You can leave me, too, Tom.

What a piece of shit that Tom Brady must be.

Tom Brady and Billy Crudup should start a social club.

If I was gonna get knocked up by a football player, it wouldn't be Brady, he kinda LOOKS like a douchebag. Ben R., on the other hand, mmmmm.... I kinda want to be in the Big Ben Club.

Having said that, does no one in Hollywood practice safe sex? Chicks are gettin' pregnant all over. Is a baby the new hot accessory? I won't have one until Louis Vuitton starts making 'em, with the little LV's everywhere so everybody knows I'm classy.

My God, that kid is going to be a giant. He and Heidi Klum's kids will rule us all in about 20 years.

That dang genoworld blog has some great comments I tell ya hwhat.

#9 exactly. Tom Brady is what every NFL quaterback (and many men) wishes they could be. He knows it too. This SNL sexual harrassment skit epitomizes that attitude:
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1394

Oh yeah, Troy Aikman is a total closet case. Freakin' Cowboys!!

From the looks of that stomach i'd say she gave birth to an arrow

The Cowboys have played in 8 Super Bowls, won 5 of them and have 7 Super Bowl MVP's. NO OTHER team can claim that, so fuck all of ya'll, bitches.

For the ammount she'll get in child support, tom brady can knock me up too! Who cares if he's not involved?! That makes it SO much easier to find the guy who's right for her.

Lets stone that Mofo piece of shit - what an asshole, people like him make me sick. That bump is like half a torpedo though.

She's better off without that scumbag trust me. karma will come home someday.

congrads Bridget!

I kinda dig her, she seems low-key and reasonable, is really really easy on the eyes and didn't turn this whole pregnancy into a "woe is me" kinda deal like so many others would have

And the quarterback is POS!

41 Texas Tranny

Woo Hoo, I love when Tranny gets his "Don't mess with Texas" out. Keep on truckin baby!

PS - intvw went well, didn't get it tho. Oh well, onward and upward.

"Tom Brady’s one-day-old son already hates football and wants to play the oboe." <-- LOVE THE COMMENTS!!!

Val
Damn sorry to hear that, better luck on the next one.

#9 is correct.

I do believe the story goes that she dumped him & they broke up in December. Gisele was sweating Brady for some time. She was spotted like a tramp grouping hanging outside the Patriot's locker room in January. Bridget announced the pregnancy in February. Let's get the time line straight. Good ole Tommy may have not even knows that Bridget was knocked up when he started seeing Gisele.

I doubt Gisele and Tom will last much longer. Now that he has a child, she will be pissed that the kid is getting all the attention.

If I was that baby, I'd still be in there. Have to pry me out with the jaws of life.

FUCK, pasted in the wrong spot.

39, that skit was ridiculous...ly funny!

Just like with your mom last night, Superfish dude!

What's a Bridget Moynihan?

@#25 - interesting that you would equate being immature and suffering from a case of arrested adolesence to being black. this leads me to two of three conclusions:

1) your father and aunt are married, to each other.

2) all jokes aside. you are a typical new englander, biggoted, xenophobic gas bag. who builds a pulpit for any athlete with a modocum of ability that plays for your sports teams.

3) you secretly believe Gisele to be a man and that is why you have built a shrine to shim (that's right i meant to type "shim") in your car, office and under your bathroom sink where you plan to keep her if your kidnapping scheme goes according to plan.

that last bit of sticky snot was a good line, kudos. and sure bridget has a neck that goes right into her jawline like Lawrence Phillips but other than that she's...well, she's in the movies.

I'm quite sure I've seen this many times on Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Stewie: "I mean, what kind of a man would I be if I ran off now?"

Brian: "Well, you would be a black man."

GEE-zus, I look at her belly and I think about that monster coming out of her va-jay-jay and my own VJ cringes in fear. NEVER, NEVER!! Still as tight as a ticks ass.

Thank goodness all that unprotected sex only left me with gonorrhea and not children. Whew!

@59
Very good point.............about your pussy.

tight as a ticks ass LOL, that's damn tight.

Pretty face, belly looks like it's gonna pop.

Well, the vajayjay could go either way. If all goes well, even at her age she could get back to reasonably tight. Maybe she'll have to date guys with somewhat bigger cocks, but she doesn't necessarily have to go black, which is important given the catastrophic downside. But the tummy on down...whooooa boy, that's a different story. She'll have a fupa-flap with its own time zone and climate (in guy terms, time to find an excuse to get the hell out of the bedroom, and climate producing a local air quality seldom found outside of a cheese factory). Sure, she can get a tummy tuck, but then you've got a lovely scar ridge bundled in only a few inches above mistress clit. Looks good (hidden) for bikinis, but sears a permanent memory into the visual brain areas of any man unlucky enough to go down on her with the lights on his eyes open. It's like you're licking Frankenstein ("It's alive!"). I'm guessing the best she'll get now is a third-string offensive guard, but maybe that's all for the good because they're much better family men.

I'm not surprised she had the baby - she was beginning to show.

Looks like the kid emerged in a full Patriots uniform and went from the delivery room directly to the locker room.

If Boston was as celebrity obsessed as NYC and LA... there would be Team Bridget and Team Brady shirts.

Alas.

But I'd be on Team Bridget.

Feel sorry for Tom Brady. He's now connected with his psyhco ex-girlfriend forever, just because she has sexually irresponsible.

#59 ....you had me at tick's ass.

You lost me at gonorrhea.

62 said - "Maybe she'll have to date guys with somewhat bigger cocks, but she doesn't necessarily have to go black"

Most of the white guys I dated with big wing-wangs were white so you're right. Last Puerto Rican guy I did had (and still has) a small weenie (uhg, that was a chore). New guy I'm seeing came with a recommendation from his best buddy, also my best buddy, and I KNOW he as a big one. Can't wait to go there. (hoo-hoo!)

The whole black is huge is a over-exaggeration. You can get great big kizzock anywhere.

Too much information, maybe?

66 - Bugman

I love your name, because I am also known as The Bug (not because of the clap, tho.)

BTW, just kidding, I would never lower myself to gonorrhea. It's strictly top-shelf for me (syph, HIV, Clammy, etc.)

every time i see such deformed bellies on women i loath nature and wished that we just layed eggs like birds .. and hatched them :( poor women ;-(

What in God's NAME is wrong with her stomach? It is a triangular!

I think the baby is standing up in the womb.

Fuck it's good to finally have a reason to hate that cocksucking choir boy Brady. I hope this child grows up to break all his dad's records while constantly telling the press what a shit father he was. That my friends would be some sick ass karma.

why does it seem she wasn't pregnant NEAR as long as Selma??

as long as Tom keeps his mind on the season, i could give a flying fuck who he's fucking and who he got knocked up.

GO PATRIOTS!!!

p.s. the cowboys are the sweat between the butt cheeks of a gorilla.

I just think it is funny reading the blogs that they all blame Tom. What about Bridget? Remember it takes two.

She found out she was pregnant (barely pregnant) in December just after they broke up. Accidents happen and it's not possible for her to have gotten pregnant by herself. They both seem to be civil so far, hopefully for the baby it will stay that way. Bridget Moynahan is a really beautiful woman - this picture doesn' t do her justice. Check this one out:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5309/Events/5309/BridgetMoy_Mazur_11150376_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Moynahan,%20Bridget

At least she doesn't look like a man in the face like Gisele.

You're all blaming the guy. I bet he wanted her to have an abortion and she refused. Seriously if the guy ditches you, then you should get an abortion. If she wanted a baby so bad she should get a sperm donor who has an super good genetics and an IQ close to 200. Instead she pokes holes in her boyfriend's condoms and tries to trap the guy into being a father when he didn't want to.

My husband and I only knew each other for two months when we got pregnant. He could have run but he stayed and now we have the best time with our boy. Some guys don't suck! And, having a baby doesn't have to destroy your vagina or body. Half those porno chicks you guys jerk off to have more drapey and nasty buttholes and vaginas than some women who have given birth. Ever heard of kegels?

Really, they might have had such an awful relationship that it would be better they not be together. Sometimes it's better to spare the child all of the fighting and let him have two sets of parents who WANT to be together. Hopefully he will be a great dad and spend time with his kid.

Even if Tom Brady doesn't like the ex, he will hopefully LOVE the kid. If you don't love your own kid, there is something seriously wrong with you.

The belly looks pointy because:

Rumor: In Touch reports that the baby weighed in at 7 lbs, 14 oz, and was 22 ¼ inches long. Bridget apparently did need to undergo a c-section after attempts to correct a transverse lie (when baby lies across the uterus instead of head down) were unsuccessful. Additionally, the tabloid reports that Tom missed the birth by just minutes. We will update again if/when we hear confirmation or more information.

Sounds like that guy should have run from the bitch in post #78

#62- You're a douche bag.
Not every woman who has a child has to get a tummy tuck afterward- just goes to show why you go by "depressed husband"-
apparently you have just described your once monthly bedroom scene...
i'm so sorry.....
for your wife.

They were already broke up when she found out she was pregnant people need to quit. Tom Brady is a decent guy and will be there for his child and friday proves it he was at the hospital and then took a later flight to get to his game. He didn't practice for 2 days because of the babies birth. Everyone is so fast at blaming him saying he left her after she said she was pregnant and who is to say she didn't do this on purpose to try to keep ahold of him. Get over it already.

Common now, is it just me that the picture looks like she's smuggling an illegal alien...

A women with child is something that we all have seen but common now who's the "wiseguy" that photoshopped the pic of a expecting mom to be here look like she should be stopped at the border...then let go shortly.

Stopped at the border for suspicion...$300 dollar bribe

Paparidiculous pic...sold to the highest bidder.

MEMEMMMMEEE LOOOOOK AT MEEEE Ima Star, MOM, FAMOUS, freebee publicity of a grown women that wishful thinking that the guy will commit if I have a baby...did I mention ANOTHER selfish all about me not about trying to have a healthy loving FAMILY enviroment...Priceless? NOT

Prepaid paternity/child support lawsuit legal insurance, sounds like a new business waiting to happen...Hey Eddie Murphy interested in investing?

Oh, I understand, not interested because a friend, Mr. McCartney is helping you with some advice.

OKAY enough crazy ramble what the hell,

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