Aug 23 2007Bill Murray arrested for golf cart DUI

First!! 420 bitches!!

he looks so old now, it makes me sad.

Nice Bill! I almost got a DUI on my horse, but I fucking got away yo!

Fish, I can't quit you.
Funny, funny commentary...ewok, mai tai....pure jedi genius.

He was set up by that fucking CADDYSHACK gopher!

Hey Bonzo! here's what women have been saying about your penis:
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

Don't be jealous -- Succa! HA! 420

He probably wasn't even drunk. If I'm not mistaken, in Sweden you can't drive even if you only had one small beer.

The cops were pissed because every time they tried to ask him a question, he'd mutter "The crowd has gone deadly silent. A Cinderella story outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper...now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE!"

Where did they dig up this photo of Bear Bryant?

The "first" thing was maybe mildly annoying, at worst, but now it's very entertaining to see somebody yell FIRST and light up the get-off-my-lawn crotchety dude. What a thing to get all bungholed up about...

Bonzo, you seem pretty excited to be in the #1 position.

You kidding me?
Could you be more unoriginal?

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Golf cart. All old people should drive them.

TS -- Hows this for original -- BLOW ME ! hahaha 420 !

THIS IS BILL MURRAY IN TRUE DRUNKEN FORM!!! I heard this on the radio this morning and laughed my ass off all the way to work!!!!!! The best part about this story? The head guy of the golf tournament isn't going to press charges, he said "How can I hold a grudge against Bill Murray?!?" Hilarious.

Did he age overnight? :( The things age does to us... I don't wanna grow up!

I read a more complete article on this subject and it stated that Murray refused to take the test and stated that in America you don't have to take blood alcohol tests for anything like this. You yanks DESERVE the ire of the world! The arrogance of assuming that your rights as Americans automatically apply no matter where you land on the globe. I've heard of other cases of Americans going to foreign countries and crying bloody murder because they break a law of that country and think that the punishment they have there is too harsh therefore it shouldn't apply to 'them'. Remember the whiny kid that was caned in that Asian country for vandalism? He, his parents and the whole whiney USA went on & on for weeks over how cruel the punishment was and how the [rich white American] boy shouldn't be subjected to it.

I think I have the NORRMALM dark wood bedframe. I love it; so comfortable and stylish but a pitch to put together.

Wait, this isn't the IKEA blog.....

I bet Brit follows suit......drives golf cart around LA.... with dog in tow.....and still crashes.

"the reflexes of a tuna sandwich" LMFAO!!

Finally, the FISH is back.

Bonzo:
We get it, you love marijuana.

What do I love? I'd love to take you and every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types "FIRST", and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.

Hey, jbird, it's not all of us. I love the freedom we have in the U.S, but I could really do without Hitler-er, um, I mean Bush, in power right now. Not all of us think we don't have to obey your laws when we're in your country!

i feel very small right now.

jbird, here's the deal: most of us act like we don't have to follow the laws of other countries because most of the time those laws aren't enforced (ultimately) against American tourists. It's not about PR and sustaining tourism industries and all that. It's because you're afraid of us. And that's the right thing for you to feel.

mmmm... big Bonzo cawk in my ass ...mmmmm 420!

mmmm... big Bonzo cawk in my ass ...mmmmm 420!

The other thing you should be allowed to ride drunk is a menstrual cycle.

bwahaahaaaha, the reflexes of a tuna sandwich! I think the new writer is on vacation and ol' Carl had to sit down to write the comments for the last few days :D

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

17- somebody didn't eat their American donated foreign relief rice this morning

Veggo, good one, man! still laughing! Hilarious!

and who's this bonzo loser?

Bonzo is a fag, Bonzo is a fag, by the way 420

No way USA. This cuntry susk. HA! 420

Goodman
You just jellus cause you cant not piss standing up.

Personally, I think the Swedes should charge the caddy for not carrying Mr. Murray (a fine fellow, great tipper) back to his hotel after dining. Why, when Mr. Murray was playing Bushwood last week, I picked him up from behind the steering wheel, hefted him over my shoulder, and plopped him right on the first tee. Didn't even make him pay the greens fee. I sure hope Mr. Murray doesn't get Judge Smails for his case - what a tight ass. No fun at all.

Like I said, I admire Mr. Murray. He's a good tipper. Not like when jumped ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I got on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I told them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they gave me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

it is pretty stupid that you can get a dui for riding a golf cart. But hey, here in America you can get one for riding a bike too! Equal oppertunity stupidity

He's not aging well..........57 ... looks like 77

Yes, it seems like the real writer is back with us. Good stuff.

I agree though, you can't hold a grudge against Mr. Murray.

^J

Apparently I can cause I R. Kelly'd your mom last night

Can you feel the love in the air... kinda smells skunky... love you guys -- every last one of ya-- didn't know that their were so many of me out there... keep up the good work fools-- too funny!

420! HOLLA!!

This is far less skilled (and entertaining) than the cripple fight between Timmy and Jimmy.

Goodman
I do that to her all the time so you aint telling me nothing.
you just playin ya self.

Succa! 420!!

Nigga gotta do what a nigga gotta do

Actually he said he was officially "neutral" in regard to their laws. Then they were all quiet, remembering what total pussies they had been when the world needed them.

30- LOL!

I've done this before.
So what?

pOnk
Watch you talking bout bitch?

"Bill, when was the last time you had an erection without taking a pill first?"

I love drinking.

Hey Bozo, yer an idiot. Now go and make me a sammich!

Stop using my name yo.
420!

Looks like Bonzo is a Bozo or maybe he's just on crack.

Im the OG here! who wants it?

o and by the way - FIRST BITCHES!!

420

I dunno who this is, but I like the new writing. Much better than it used to be. Good going Superfish!

He looks like my dead grandpa

Goddamn I am such a fag

Bill Murray is fugly to the max

Is that my wife's grandpa

53-
OG huh?
So are you a busboy there.... at the Olive Garden?

Hey bozo, I like the giggle bush as much as the next gal, but seeing as if you were twice as smart as you are, you would still be as smart as a bag of weed, you might consider cutting back.

There's a new post and I already got FIRST! Haha, eat shit, ya slow-assed muthafuckas!

I sucked off a sewer rat once.

@17, I think all rich white American boys should be punished by having their backsides whipped. I volunteer to do it. With my bare hands. Mmmm.

hey bonzo, your vajeeeen hangs like sleeve of wizard

Hey new Veggi......You're such a loser for taking someone elses name..... bet you're in your sisters basement with your fanny pack and your neon visor getting ready to kick some ass at Dune.

And yet jbird, you're on an American website that exclusively features American material. Don't hate us 'cause you ain't us... douche bag!!!

Dad?
Is that you?

Look SHITHEEL, I can post whatever I want by whatever fuckin name I want to.
Get over it.

jbird - Just cuz Murray's an arrogant ignorant asswipe with a false sense of entitlement doesn't mean all Americans are.

@24 I don't think anyone needs to fear the USA rignt now, since we have almost no available backup military/national guard. Our military's stretched so thin that we're the weakest we've ever been, especially domestically. We're fucked when they pull another stunt on our soil because we have practically NO domestic military infrastructure anymore. They're all in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Thanks for the great planning, White House dipshits. Go stir up the Middle East wasp nest, then ship all our military out. We're sitting ducks over here. Yeah, I feel a lot safer. Captain Kangaroo could've been a better leader.

I don't get why some folks in here get so enraged by "FIRST" ..Why give a shit? You actually log on and spend ten minutes putting together a post dedicated entirely to yelling at someone for doing something so unremarkable?.. Put your hands in the air and step AWAY from the second pot of coffee!!!

I never comment on these, but whoever wrote the commentary did an awesome job! It is hysterical!!!

What's my grandad doing up there??!!

#21, not THAT was original. Cracked my shit up Steph.

And Bonzo, act your age. We have a hard time believing that you're only 15. You're probably a 25 year old stoner STILL saying 420. I smoke Chronic every day and I stopped saying that shit about 10 years ago because it's lame-ass.

And if you hate this "cuntry" so much, WHY THE FUCK DON"T YOU LEAVE THEN? Everyone hates this country so much but ytet everyone seems to want to come here too (i.e. every European and Mexican in this country) Beat it, dude. Fucking haters. We don't want you here anyways. Bow down, fuckfaces.

Is he touching his lip because he's having a stroke and can't feel anything on that side of his face?

TS is my new hero

hollyj,
That's just a bunch of anti-war propaganda. The American military is still the strongest, bravest, and most bad-azzed in the world. We have more than enough soldiers to protect United States soil. And, should another country decide to attack by physically invading this country, they would find a couple hundred million fighting soldiers/citizens. And don't forget, most of those citizens are armed and dangerous.

I rule -- you all drooooool!

420 bitches!!

TS - blow me!

Steph ride my hard cawk! veggi eat my meat flavored shit! and um Bunny Butt-- your cool- im out

HOLLA!!

Fish, you didn't have a tree in your pants when you were driving the speeder-bike did you? Now, that is a comical visual!

why all the hate for the person who is FIRST?

I live in Stockholm myself, and I think I speak for most people in my area when I say that this was quite an unfortunate event.

Not because Bill Murray was driving drunk in the one part of the city infested with the most B-list celebrities and 18-year-olds playing with daddy's creditcard, but because he didn't manage to knock any of them down.

Perhaps next time good ol' Bill will do us all a favour and drink a bit more before he goes cruising around town. And choose a vehicle with a bit more crushing power. I hear Hummers are nice.

Whats a DUI?
It sounds like birthcontrol.

Bonzo 420, er, I mean, the new Veggi (same douchefuck)............

1992 called. Your brain cells are still back there.

I saw this on COPS once

hollyj - You are way off the mark on this one, you probably make refrigerator magnets out of any propaganda you come across.Peolple like you is what drags this country down on a daily basis, fortunatly we have people here with balls and brains that just smother you panic freaks out.
You will be fine, we have plenty of military waiting in idle to protect your worried down trodden self.
The middle east is by no means a wasp nest its more like flies swarming a garbage can.

Smile and be happy that you are fortunate enough to live in the GREATEST country in the world.

@75 - I appreciate the kudos to the fighting men, but I sort of hate it when people casually state that we have "more than enough" troops available. No, we don't. It's not a guessing game, you can count the numbers. That's why combat tours have been doubled and tripled, without expanding the time soldiers need out of combat zones to recover. It's gotten so bad that some soldiers getting ready to leave Iraq have literally been turned around at the airport, as last-minute extensions come down, adding 3 more months. You have no idea what that does to a soldier - the only thing you have to hold onto when trying to cope with a combat tour is the specific date when you'll be safely out. Except for becoming a casualty, there's nothing worse than having your tour extended at the last minute, and that's what's happened to thousands of soldiers. And as Bill Murray could tell you, for years in Iraq we needed a good Urban Assault Vehicle and didn't have any.

when did bill murray turn into the Crypt Keeper? YIKES!

(reads or hears something upsetting)

USA! USA! USA! USA!USA! USA!USA! USA!USA! USA!USA! USA!USA! USA!

(Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!)

With any luck, the next post will include pictures of Bill Murray cumming on Hayden Panettiere's face. I think that sort of thing is pretty much her entire appeal.

American is so evil and it's all the republican's fault.
How could anyone own a gun or even think about hunting an innocent animal?
Give me more handouts from the government. I don't like having to work.
More abortions.
Hillary and Obama will save us.

somebody tell Bozo, er, Bonzo420 that his mom is coming back into the basement with a hot curling iron. Run, bonzo, run!

#88
Now that's funny.... sad, but funny.

laughing at #81, veggo, you're killin' me today! Funnyu

sane- your comment was worse then mine-- LAME!

#45 it's 0 (zero) not a capital O, get it right. but I did think #30 was funny. so you just go ahead and keep posting as me.

also loved the Caddyshack reference, xrist that movie was a true classic!

Like GWB, you wonder, what's a "new idea"???

Costs of Iraq war, to date: $450 billion plu; 3,776 soldiers killed; 27,004 wounded (gov't figures)

Benefits of Iraq war: most recent National Intelligence Estimate (gov't report) states that Al Qaeda is stronger, better funded, and better able to hit the U.S. than prior to the Iraq invasion.

Yeah, Hillary's a woman and Obama is black. That's all you need to know. Fucking liberal democrats. (Remember to lift the sheet when you try to vote.)

George Washington, you need spell-check. Literacy first, understanding socio-political situations within a historical perspective second.

Yeah, having a nation of armed citizens was really helpful on 9/11. PHEW!

This isn't the Revolutionary War. It's 2007. You can wipe off the shoe polish and put up the home-made bullets. A minimally-educated population of paranoid weekend-Christians with birdshot aren't exactly up to taking on a world-wide network of terrorists funded by Saudi oil (among other things) in a world that's 21% Muslim.

Put THAT on your refrigerator

PS We need a new story to post on. Bill is lame. Come on Super!!! *snap snap*

So, Bill Murray drives drunk in a golf cart, and this inspires people to write essays on international relations? Yep, you people are really smart.

reflexes like a tuna sandwich.... hilarious! its moments like that, that make me love the superficial.

oh and Bill Murray is fabulous. drunk golf-cart driving is such fun! everyone should try it.

Quit with the political talk.

Poor Bonzo 420 is still asking his bong what propaganda means.

Last year after the bears game we stole a golf cart and drove it down the highway in an attempt to reach our hotel. Unfortunetly we got lost and ended up in the barrio where we sold said golf cart to some gang members for cab fare home. I love drunken golf carting, I really do. You go Bill.

p.s. try doing that in any other country, I dare ya.

I wipe with poison ivy, thats why I'm so cheerful all the time...

That's awesome. Bill Murray is the man.

I agree. You should be allowed to drive drunk in golf carts. I wonder what he was doing that he managed to get pulled over. Hah!

Will the real EVERYbody please stand up?

REMY, you're ebonics are showing.

I think the real Fish was on Summer vacation for a while, because the writing is back to form ... and then some.

Fucking fantastic.

FRIST

Hey all-looks more like Brian Doyle Murray

Brit is moving to London and practicing her accent......... or so I read......

10 bucks says she's practicing how to speak Oregon.

hollyj - We in America are fortunate you are the minority otherwise we would most likely be speaking German now.

Your hatred clouds your vision.

Towel heads will never dictate the actions of American citizens especially on this soil.

Hold your head up and be proud your an American.

@110

Do Swedish people count as towel heads? Because they dictated the actions of an American named Bill Murray who was driving drunk in a golf cart.

You do know what site "your" on, don't you?

Wow hollyj - you sound really smart. Too bad you're not smart enough to turn off the bs that CNN is polluting the American airwaves with. If you are that stupid that you believe everything the liberal media feeds you, at least be smart enough to keep your mouth shut when it comes to things you don't understand. Love It Or Leave It Baby!!!

im just glad the guy who wrote this didnt slag him off like he does EVERYBODY else...legend!

Bill Murray is a genious! absolute genious! and despite his american ignorance to the sweedish (not being from america myself), i STILL think hes a legend!
also, can i ask whats the deal with the word "fugly"??? its a stupid word that only stupid american bimbos say! just say ugly for fucks sake

@112

>>"at least be smart enough to keep your mouth shut when it comes to things you don't understand."

You mean like the point of this website?

@113

>>"and despite his american ignorance to the sweedish (not being from america myself)"

Well, good thing we have people like you from other countries who visit this site to enlighten us ignorant Americans about the "Sweedish."

Awesome!
Go Bill!

hahaha stenchblossom is the definition of fugly.
Fugly
FUGLY
FuGlY
F.U.G.L.Y.
FUGLYFUGLYFUGLY

Brilliant Skippy.
Swedish?
Thats what he gets for screwing around in those third world countries.
Hell, he could buy that place 5 times over in strait cash.
He will pay them off , come home and make great jokes about it.

Bill Murray will always get the last laugh, everybody knows that.

What a country....

@114 - What's your problem?? Never seen Stripes?

#105, could that be REMY the Racist? If so, great eye. That guy was so full of shit, racism, moronics (I mean ebonics). That guy actually claimed he was in his 4th year in college. He neglected to mention that he was is junior college.

BIG- Nobody hates the people who are first, just the kooks who get off on it, then state the obvious.

Bonzo- are you honestl....Oh forget it. Anyone who still says 420 and HOLLA can't be reasoned with. What's that you say? "Blow Me"? Solid. Again. Maybe you really are 15?

ROCK ON, BILL!! It's almost like a scene out of CaddyShack! I don't know what it is... Whatever he does is great! I swear if he raped a dog it would be funny. OKay.. that's kinda sick. But you know what I mean?! He can do no wrong!

That was quite a fiesty rant from a "Stephanie". I'd only be more surprised to see such obscenities coming from a "Maggie".

Bill Murray KICKS ASS!!!!!

Like, I think the conversation between the Swede and Mr. Murray musta been:

Cop: "Vere do you sink you are going? Vy are you drivink a golf cart here in ze street, sir?"

Mr. Murray: "I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally? His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit."

Cop: "Vat? Vat nonsense are you talking? You are American, yes?"

Mr. Murray: "License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will.

Cop: "You are tryink to run down golfers?"

Mr. Murray: "Correct me if I'm wrong, ossifer, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!"

Cop: "You are tryink to run ofer gophers?"

Mr. Murray: "I can do that; I don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -! Now, remember, to kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower.

Cop: "Vat half you been drinkink, sir? Do you half any drucks on you?"

Mr. Murray (pulling out a small dime bag): "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. "

Cop: "Step from ze --- errr ---- vehicle und place you hans behind your back."

Dear Superfish -

THANK YOU for getting a good writer back finally. I had given up and havent been on this site in a week, then I return to some extremely witty commentary. SWEET dude! Keep it up BITCHES!

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(today, only 5 multinational mega-corporations own virtually all news media outlets in the U.S., down from 50 companies twenty years ago)

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(Rupert Murdock - Fox News, Fox News, omygodiamgonnacum Fox News ilovethemsomuch - just purchased The Wall Street Journal. "Stocks were down today in heavy trading as investors failed to realize that they live in the best fuckin country in the world. America - Fuck Yeah! USA! USA! USA! In other financial news...")

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(jesus, somebody kick the CD player it's skipping again)

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Will someone PLEASE get hollyj a box of Tampons? It is apparent that she is going to STAY on the rag.

Bill Murray Rocks.

#98 Also fun: drunk bounce house & drunk snow skiing.

#102 yours was way better than mine. Enjoy your moment in the sun.

118: When did Sweden become a third world country?

124: Sweden is not Germany. Or russia. So that accent you gave your imaginary-swede is just riddicilous. Most Swedes can speak perfectly good english.

Godnatt och tack för mej.

Hey, mom, learn how to spell ridiculous for christ's sake, then post a commment

Then I'l learn how to spell comment, and I can post a comment too

Wait, then I'll learn how to spell "I'll" and then we'll ALL have it made.
Fucking typos.....:(

Cheers, everybody, just drank a fifth of vodka....where the FUCK are the keys to my golf cart...

75. 110. 112. Shut the fuck up you Dubya-voting, Fox news-watching, lubeless anal-sex-loving, quasi-puritanical, micro-schlonged douches. Seriously, you're cunts.

You never served in the military, you are untrained, poorly educated, and probably as big as a house, you fat, lazy, ignorant fucks. If you could even afford a gun, I am certain that you lack the skill to defend yourself, let alone America. Who do you think you are fooling, posers?

The question was rhetorical.

Cunts.

Since you can't say to me now
How the dog broke your bone,
There's just one thing left to be said.
Say hello to Heaven

#130, my fictitious Swedish friend, I find stereotypes are a real time-saver. You really can't say Sweden has any value other than that dame Annika Sörenstam...Oh Annika, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my... you fuzzy little foreigner!!

Bill Murray? I thought it was Bob Dole.

#135 - you need a soak, relax, take it all in stride. Why do men cry out for justice? Cause there is no justice. Why do artist's seek Beauty? Cause there is no beauty.
Why do SOME men seek wisdom? Why does Bill Murray drink?

Let's stop beating down our own country, OK? And let's reject ideology - what has it ever done but brought misery to countless lives...?

Good God does Bill Murray look OLD!

17, that's pretty much stupid. There's no sense in a law that penalizes DUI on a golf cart. There's no way someone would get hurt. So it's stupid in America, in Sweden or here. Your anti-americanism is really out of place and gives reasons to idiots like the so-called GeorgeWashington here that thinks every criticism the USA gets is because other countries are jealous (in the best 15-year-old-thinking tradition). Go listen Chavez in "Hola Presidente " and fvck off.

As for the bad Washington impersonator... "Swedish?
Thats what he gets for screwing around in those third world countries.
Hell, he could buy that place 5 times over in strait cash." Real nice.
Only that Sweden is one of the wealthiest countries in Europe.
Just under the USA by just $1,400 (8th to your 7th).
So, I don't know, read. And if you want to play international politics, try Risk.

http://www.expressen.se/polopoly_fs/1.809237!defaultImage/638284660.jpg

This is not Bill Murray.

A mai thai the size of the dishwasher... Sounds good! Can someone hook a sister up?

bill murray is fucking amazing and he can do whatever the hell he wants. the end.

he came into my work the next day and he was awesome. Nice and funny, and talking about his upcoming movies. He's a good guy.

@118 Thats what he gets for screwing around in those third world countries.

Sweden is a third world country? I hope you are joking, that was the funniest thing i ever heard.

Last ! haha fuckin bitches !
420

HOLLA!

http://www.theagitator.com/archives/028063.php

o and ts ...

once again - BLOW ME!

LAST! AGAIN

hahah

420

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BunnyButt, I need you. I need you badly.

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He was only tring to out smart the (God Damn) gopher. Can't things be like
they used too.Most stars were always tanked and drove and they always had
a little shit pocket.

"He probably wasn't even drunk. If I'm not mistaken, in Sweden you can't drive even if you only had one small beer."

The limit for drunk driving is a a quarter of what it is in the UK. It is 0.02% alcohole in your blood. Bill was having 0.036% in his blood. This is however not a big offence. He will get a ticket for approximatley 100 $ and will not be able to drive, in Sweden, for three months. So I guess he can live with it.

"Thats what he gets for screwing around in those third world countries.
Hell, he could buy that place 5 times over in strait cash.
He will pay them off , come home and make great jokes about it."

Well, I think you must be the american no. 1 idiot. Sweden is ranked 5 on the Human Development Index while the USA is only ranked 8. You may have more millionaires and billionaires in the US but Sweden more egalitatarian policys make living in our country far better for those who dont happen to be rich and succesfull. And that counts for something to I think.

I am from Sweden and I am proud over our low limit percent when it comes to drive with alcohol in your blod. And by the way. Bill Murrey did offer to drive other people on this golf cart because no one wanted to drive (because they had been drinkin) and he drove them on the street in this golf cart, and not on the pavement and that was not so smart. But I think he is a GREAT actor any way. He is so funny.

last!
ha

suckit succas!

and ...

~420~