Aug 3 2007Avril Lavigne shows off her boobs

1st!

Now here's another spoiled ass little bitch.

They don't look big to me. They're about my size........i don't consider them big at all. they still look good tho.......

Maybe she's just using the same kind of bra as Paris Hilton.

Somebody needs to send that cum dumpster back to Canada. By "send" I mean launched from a cannon. The only thing that whore would look good in is a casket.

#5 - lol.
So who's the broad hanging all over her? Girlfriend?

Her boobs look weird, there's no seperation between tits, it's just a round white mass of annoying Avril flesh. YUK.

they're not that big y'know. and i have big boobs, so i'm an expert.

now that i have that out of my system. i cant stand this chick. shes like crazy brit. out of touch with reality. she stands for everything that she whines about in her so called music. but i am with fish. i would lo-ove to beat her up, in bed.

did she get a boob job? they kinda look fake.

I don't care if that snapper was gold plated.

She's so far from hot its not funny......

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Snared by an amazonian lesbian. Avril doesn't seem quite aware that her evening will entail hours of extreme fisting.

I can't see anything..........just a big white...thing with a pink streak of hair.

That is the strangest rack I've seen in a while.
Where is the cleavage?

I guess they look big, until you remember she's like 5'1"

and her breast to annoying ratio is still not ideal

I'd pee in her butt

That big chick with her looks like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Is that her bodyguard?

Someone should tell her that her jeans are too big. And that they're for boys.

I don't know why everyone hates her so. I mean, it's not like she's always getting drunk and always flashing her naughty bits like those other three...the one's I'm sure I don't even have to name. Besides, she is SOOOOO cute. I'm not gay or anything, but if she asked me to suck one of her boobs I would TOTALLLY do it!

19--you're right....she just spits all over people. Because she's cute.

Rancor, your an ass. "Now heres another rich bitch" and leather daddy, you dork, "1st" like a little school girl. Losers. Avril rocks, she's so real, she doesn't need machines to make her voice sound good, she doesn't go out and buy bleached horse teeth like ugly ass jessica simpson who has NEVER put out a good song in her entire "career" as a dumb blond that doesn't realize she can't sing and we are not watching her to listen to her sing, we watch her for entertainment as she makes those blojob positions with her mouth on the microphone and she is actually serious about the singing when were all really laughing at her while we shove earplugs and cotton balls down our ears. Avril is nothing like the phony, ugly, phycopathic, untallented stupid paris type sexually infected, twat flashing whores that are the "norm" nowadays.

#19
jbird---- you be gay

This chick is just plain ugly. No matter how many shitty songs she tries to write, the future for her looks bleak, as time and gravity will have their way with her, just like the rest of us. She sucks, period.

Go back to Canada, eh?

I hate her BECAUSE she doesn't get drunk and flash her naughty bits. To me that's the true measure of a good girl...

19, because she's probably the biggest phoney around, or close to it,

18, what's wrong with boy jeans? i'd rather see girls wearing baggy jeans than too tight ones with flesh spilling out all over the place.

she's so mousy looking, I'd like to slap her in the face with my cock.

true 22, but not nearly as gay as 21.

"what's wrong with boy jeans?"

The crotch looks terrible, and I'm guessing the butt looks saggy too. There are plenty of options between "baggy" and "flesh spilling out".

21...yeah, Avril's real alright.......real fucking ugly.

"she doesn't need machines to make her voice sound good"

I think that's the problem. she needs the machines because she doesn't sound good.

"she's so real" - you have GOT to be kidding me?!?! she sing songs about middle school breakups. it's pathetic. she's a married woman & 20 something. grow up! and wtc is that pink shit in her hair? ohhhh that's SO punk rocker! fucking poser bitch.

i'd rather jack off to a picture of dogs doing it than look at this. Snootiest bitch on the face of the planet. SHE'S GOT NOTHING!

no thanks try going to Mexico instead you little cunt bitch!!

#21. im the loser? youre the one defending avril lame-o. she is now a model/singer, has 'phony', fake blonde hair and is married. how does that make her real in the world of punk rock? other then not graduating canadian highschool, shes posed all the way. ive always wonder what kinda-of poses she had to do to get as far as she has. & thanks for noticing the humor of my first, first.
#10. i was starting to wonder the same thing.

#21. Are you serious? Have you ever heard this bitch live? I'ves heard more melodious tones coming from a raccoon trying to naw it's way out of a steel trap. Secondly, didn't this spunk receptacle quit singing for a while to have her mouse face splashed all over magazine covers as a model? Isn't she trying to break into movies too? Yeah, selling out like that is really "real". My bad. In order to sell out you originally have to have ethics, which this little pasty beast has never had. And as far as talent is concerned, I don't think Lou Reed is exactly losing any sleep over Avril's BRILLIANT lyrics to GIRLFRIEND.

Don't even get me started on that troll husband of hers. I call them the gerbil and the mouse.

#12- she's aware

i'd do her friend instead looks like she's hiding quite the big rack in that sweater(last pic).
altho this is LA what is she doing in a sweater in the middle of summer?!?

Fuck You #18! I didn't read your post or anything, I just wanted to say that.

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"send her back to Canada"

no, we don't want her here. give it to mexico please.
in fact, just skip that and shoot her into the sun.

I WOULD CERTAINLY EAT HER ASSHOLE OUT DAILY

I want to hit her in the head with a brick...

Nice perky tits though...

She's so cute, her music can be annoying, But I'd nail her.

Anarchists with Implants?

HHHHHHHHHAAH

what a little phoney turdling.

She looks like someones Mom who is trying to dress punk to fit in with her daughter's friends. Her boobs look like they came are from a mannequin.

Send her back to SnowMexico where she came from!

HEY HEY ! YOU YOU ! YOU HAVE ALBINO BOOBS!!! HER HAIR REMINDS ME OF THOSE STUPID ASS BARBIES I HAD WHEN I WAS 5 WITH THE CLIP IN HOT PINK EXTENSIONS. GOD SHES SOOOO PUNK ROCK!! WHAT A DOUCHE

46--why you gots ta shout?

ESTA CHICA ESTA MUY BUENA, ES PARA PAJEARSE TODO EL DIA, ME ENCANTA, ME GUSTA SU MANERA DE INTERPRETAR QUE ES UNA CELEBRIDAD Y SABE LO QUE TIENE QUE HACER, SER HERMOSA Y FRAGIL, Y A LA VEZ TAN VIOLENTA Y NENA MALA, QUIERO QUE ME ATE A LA CAMA Y ME DE SIN PARA, FIESTA TODA LA NOCHE, Y DIAS DE CALOR.
BESOS A TODOS

ESTA CHICA ESTA MUY BUENA, ES PARA PAJEARSE TODO EL DIA, ME ENCANTA, ME GUSTA SU MANERA DE INTERPRETAR QUE ES UNA CELEBRIDAD Y SABE LO QUE TIENE QUE HACER, SER HERMOSA Y FRAGIL, Y A LA VEZ TAN VIOLENTA Y NENA MALA, QUIERO QUE ME ATE A LA CAMA Y ME DE SIN PARA, FIESTA TODA LA NOCHE, Y DIAS DE CALOR.
BESOS A TODOS

Big Pimpin' would hit dat raw. hit it so hard, bitch be feelin' me all up in her throat. see if 12 inches of Alabama Black Snake don't shut this cracker head bitch up.

oh great.....la mucho undulay gibby blabby doobio ...now the fucking Mexicans are on here shouting.
What?

My bad.......I get excited

It doesn't matter how much she bleaches her hair, plasters on make-up, dresses like a pussy-cat doll, or tries to squeeze out some cleavage---she is still just plain UGLY, both inside and out.

#23,

What's even better is knowing that she will someday die and be dead.

#51. i didnt take you for a racist. of course this is avril lavigne fault. she does bring out the worst in everybody. especially when drunk.

SHE HAS FANGS!!! WATCH OUT!

Her tits don't make up for the fact that she's gone from immature twat, to an even more immature twat; with ugly highlights and unnattractive blonde hair.

I'd send an arc of semen sailing over those.

nice titties on that one!

I'm not a racist. I just like to make fun of people who are loud. If they were yelling in French I would have said something like, oh, great, Oui oui la poo poo la wah hah....the fucking canadians are on here shouting.

and if they were screaming in German, I would have said, oh great, Ach ein heiney krauten hiner...the fucking krauts are on here shouting.

but if they were screaming in Portuguese, I'd be pretty hard pressed to come up with something that sounds like Portuguese because that's a very strange language. I'd hope for a shouting Chinaman before a shouting Portuguese.

The news should be "Avril Levigne HAS boobs?"

#49

Atar a una muchacha a una cama no es una buena idea. Además, es Avril. Ella masticará su salida.

pink hair is so 1999 and so are those jeans.

She's got handcuffs and a gun on her necklace.
It's the new cop look. So Punk!

51... you crack me the fuck up!! hahaha.

There's probably a massive pool of her own spit in between those things.

Send this ugly chick far, far away! I hope that where she will go, there won't be a microphone!

Mmmm... so like her sister, Liz Vicious!
www.lizvicious.com

Enjoy, Avril Fanboys!

Wow...she's a girl, and she has tits. How exciting yeah, what a turn on. I bet it really turns you on to think about her lame Sum 41 hubby banging her with his little dick. Great. She is a lame singer and surely a lame fuck too.

the only angle i can think of where this cum-belching gutter snipe is hot is from behind with her head slamming into a wall with my thumb up her hostess hole.

I'd like to poke her in the pooper.

I can't believe you are actually giving this waste of sperm and eggs some credit just because she has a mediocre pair of tits. Considering her lame personality and joke of a "punk" persona, she needs to bring something more to the table to get any sorta credit. Who cares. God, some of you guys are so retarded...yeah she's fuckable. So is a cardboard tube...I saw a bum giving it to an old roll of fabric in the fashion district, really.

#51 i think i love you.

i totally have that shirt. ew.

Rumor has it that Avril and Kirsten Dunst go to the same dentist and by dentist, i mean a creepy guy that unbuttons their pants and molests them after he puts them out.

#21, its called a fucking period, use one dipshit.

#51 - what do you expect with all the illegal immigration? We're fucking lucky we're even still allowed to speak English.

The hot pink feather in her hair is really cool. If it weren't for the fact that she is a piece of Canadian Bacon and every other sentence begins with "A", she might be OK. But, matching your shirt and bra to your hair color is definitely just plain wrong, wrong, wrong!

Who dresses these celebrities, three year old toddlers, they can't possibly be doing this to themselves. Don't any of them own a mirror ?

I would titty-fuck her.

Whats going on; this chic never smiles! What did her management threaten her that her image isn't looking too good so she better start smiling for the cameras? Those smiles look so forced. And why is she suddenly dressing like Britney? (well, Britney would skank it up on the bottom too, so thats not entirely true). And I like the little bad ass gun necklace. Anyways, all that aside, I actually own her cd's and think she has a good voice and some real talent, at least more than a lot of her peers. Can't say much from what I've seen of her personality though. And I also think she's fairly attractive in her own way. Oh, and her boobies don't look big; just fricken B average.

There is nothing about this chick from any angle that I would consider "hot" .... guys that say they would "poke" her would stick their little penises anywhere with a whole...

Avril Lavigne is not hot in any way shape or form. Nor talented. She's a media creation if ever there was one. I mean all those pop stars are. Who care's right? But Avril honestly think she's cool, so that means hopefully karma is going to take her ugly jive ass out, sooner than later.

And her husband is fucking dog humper. Everyone in Canada has seen the pictures, too. His dad was town dog catcher, and one time we seen him in the dog pen fucking a goddamned Shitsiu.

It's in the 1993 Canadian Almanac even. Look it up.

#82----

WTF?!?!?!?!?

Come on, make it easy on us, provide the link...

This I gotta see.

I would NEVER stick my penis in a "whole". There are some HOLES I would stick it in.

And I would stick it between her tits. Say what you want, those are decent tits.

I love a perky little pair of tits. They sit up and look at you after the shirt and bra come off.

Too bad she has the skin of a moley-skinned corpse. And orangish nipples. True.
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Her boobs are as small and uninteresting as ever.

i actually like her songs and everyone has there own personality anyway!!

Oh #21 it's so cute that you have learning how to do all the big girl things that women do. Shit I bet in the next couple of years your parents will let you go to the store by yourself. Soon after that you will be writing on your my space page about your first training bra.

I know, I know you’re so hardcore that you sneak out to the store without permission. I bet your bratz doll even has a Mohawk.

Don't worry all those harsh words almost made you seem punk. Just like Avril almost makes music. I am lying you just sound stupid but at least you and Avril have that in common.

Picking on the meek isn't nice so let me do this to balance my karma. If you like punk check out "The Distillers". Or you can keep listening to a homogenized Disney after school special shit you presently sing with your friends after your done talking about boys.

Ohhh she's so punk rock..
I wish she fall off the face of the earth, she's dumb as a stump and is fake as all the other twats out there..

#79
I don't think you can titty fuck her. She oddly has no cleavage.

# 89

You tell her. Well said.

Fake tits is SOOOO punk rock!

I always said she was fuckalicious!!!! 5'2" and 95 pounds. And luscious little T&A. YUM!!!

I think she looks hot, I'd slam it any day of the week, twice even.

#91 - they'll squeeze together.

Ew. Anyways, I'm pretty sure she once said something about how she doesn't have to show off cleavage or something. So much for that...

Her breasts don't look THAT big, although I have to admit that she does look nice.
As for her personality, I do find her a bit annoying and bratty at times...

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HEY AVRIL!! How does Paris' sloppy seconds taste? By fucking your husband, you're fucking every other guy on the planet.

nope, still an ugly snaggle toothed phony, and i've seen more impressive boobs on a gorilla.

She most likely had something done with her boobs. Didn't she pose partially topless for some magazine just a few months ago? They don't even look all that big now, but back then they looked much flatter. I'm guessing she might have used the same technique Paris Hilton did.

Never mind the boobs. What about her butch lover? Is that Parker Posey?

"Hey, hey, you, you, I like your tittays..." Wait thats not how the song goes...

i think shes completely fine and why is everyone saying her personality is bratty!!please answer!

A nice moderate breast augmentation. Looks good.

Awwww....who needs some attention?

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The bitch can zing..not like thoze
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She's a dick AND a plagarist! Write your own songs, honey, and you're nowhere near punk rock!

Nice look. I would defnintely give her a mouthful of my muck..

Man, who fired the good writers on this site? It used to be not only funny, but make me laugh out loud. Now its just lame grasping-at-straws trying to be witty bullshit.

She's about 1'9"!
Look at here against the cars, she's about as tall as the door handle! That's really hot if you're into elfs.

If I see her I will probably kill her, she's not a punk-rock girl anymore... she never been a punk-rock girl.

Cunt.

she's not tall, (only around 5 feet or so), and they're not big boobs. Petite ppl dont have much. That looks like some kinda B cup or something. What B-cupper has cleavage in a bikini thats not all tight and squished together? & thats not her girlfriend [shes married to Deryck Whibley you dumbasses], not her body guard. when has anyone ever seen avril with a body guard? Also, how's she a brat? Does 'Girlfriend' make u think shes a brat? GO CHECK OUT CASCADA AND HILARY DUFF. Why is everyone so pissed off at her because she actually looks regular in a bikini, and not like Pam Anderson?

This "famous for no reason" shit has got to stop. It's a sad commentary on how this country's standard for what is worthy of attention has gone into the toilet.

She's damn ugly... pink hair? cmon...

lmao@# 104. you stupid ass.

I wonder if she's pregnant. That would explain the bigger boobs. And I noticed the top box of her Starbucks cup is marked decaf. I don't picture her as a decaf drinker unless she's with child.

Girls with very fair complexions should not wear gold. Especially blondes.

so... you donna lika ma girfrind ?

so whadya ganna doo abaout it thin ?

[oh... youre gonna show your breasts]

[funckin... A : )

babe

This is stupid.
Who cares if she's a poser, or whatever.
She is who she is.
The reason she's a bitch is because she's fake. She has been recorded saying her fans are all stupid posers. Her lyrics are blunt and have no meaning.
I don't care about the label. She's a poser, she's not punk, whatever.
It's the person that matters.
This one just happens to suck.

Did someone mention this...she looks like she's either about to cry or puke in the top picture.

Preggers!!!

> This one just happens to suck.

oh we 'd forgotten

...in that case...
...she's ok with us : )
#
later babe

I am SO TIRED of these Aryan bitches wearing guns! You aren't Italian or Mafia! Stop it!

what a mess. why is she famous again? oh yeah, she thinks it's cute to spit and kick at people.

#48-49. You're lucky Edna Bambrick can't speak Spanish.

Looks like a push-up bra to me. Kinda revealing, but if that's the image she wants to portray then fine, none of my business. And to the Avril-fan who said that "she doesn't need machines to make her voice sound good" you must be seriously deluded if you think thar her voice hasn't been altered on the albums - a lot! Also, if you think that any of those pop-products out there are "so real", I equally feel sorry for you. I hope you find real music and real artists soon, it helps if you stop watching MTV first.

YaY!m Britney got a new pet?

Those are by no means "huge" tits. This is what's sad about this photo: the girl next to her is probably a size 4, but she looks like she's about a 14 next to Avril, who is probably wearing children's size 0 jeans. And they're STILL loose on her. This is why all of us size 6's starve ourselves. I spit at you, Avril.

She's a pain in the ass.

Always thought she was a hottie, and this just makes me happier. And cheers to skinny people. And while those tits may not be HUGE (compared to like freaky porn, which is what most weirdos are comparing her to) they are awesome...and besides...boobs over a C cup awk me out and have overly large nipples. Hers are wonderfully perky and round :)

Wow, you guys should be glad to have Avril to vent your spleens over. What a bunch of pansies here, talking about smacking her face, saying fuck this and fuck that, etc. Let's see, I'm over a keyboard looking at a screen typing, TYPING.
Wow, y'all so gangsta!

This chick just annoys me for some reason. Her brand of rebellion seems to be manufactured by studios with wardrobe provided by Hot Topic. Sorry, you're not hardcore if you by your oversized frayed jeans from a chain store at the mall.

Meh, that chick annoys you? Man your face annoys me.
You also used the word BY incorrectly, man I hate you.

GET RID OF THAT OUTRAGEOUS POPUP AD THAT FORWARDS US TO SOME SHIT JUNKWARE WEBSITE!!

134, you sure did show me, huh? Feel better, dweeb? Good, now go back to Hot Topic with your other emo friends and grouse about how hard your life is and how your parents don't understand you.

I don't care what you all say, I would STILL tap that shit.

She looks like one of those stuffed animals that the furverts like to do.

they are sooooooo small compared to mine

what's with the hair? It's like a bird shit on her except it's shit was pink and contained bleach.
So random, grrr so hardcore! So.. poser-ish.

her boobs aren't "big" in any way.
They are being pulled by her bra top which makes them look fuller and rounder than normal and they also look like they are swollen like girls get during (or before) their period.
Or pregnancy of course...but with pregnancy they get bigger and bigger.

#132
I can guarantee you that if I ever met her I would smash her face.
I hope she gets shot or otherwise maimed. Yeah. I said it. So what.

The only thing is she might actually get a small amount of sympathy if someone attacks her.

Her friend looks much much better.
A bit on the larger/normal side but she looks like a cross between Hilary Swank and Angelina Jolie.

the punk rock skater girl.........stepin out'a new benz

I just noticed after looking at the pictures about 40 times and hissing at the screen that she has got her hair cut. Or got the shitty extentions out.
I can't tell, it all just looks like shit. But her hair is only half as long as it was
..not that anyone cares.. but I just thought I would point it out. Hopefully it was wrecking her hair and now it should all fall out because of the damage from all the bleaching..Then, and ONLY then, will I be glad to see photos of her.

at least shes cooler that that twerp from suck 41......i mean sum 41

....and when i say cooler i mean hot

finally... in the next 5 years, she'll replace lohan.

Take off that bra, and I bet she's flatter than a wall.

Avril is so0o0o beautiful,and she remains a world Class Singer!!!! and guys give her a break!!!!!

She's always had decent-sized boobs, but her petite frame kinda melts them in the background instead of enhancing them. Sort of like Winona Rider, another case of underrated boobage. I've always seen Avril as a sort of younger, skankier, -and boobier- Meg Ryan.
Couldn't care less about her music, though.

Eh, I'm neither here nor there. Props for playing the guitar, however and writing music.

She's been getting a little too poserish tho. I didn't like how she "allowed" herself to be marketed as punk when there is no punk anywhere in her DNA.

What ev, we predicted the demise of "cool" back in the 80's and we haven't been wrong yet. "When everyone is cool, then no one will be"

I wouldn't be surprised if she deliberately got pregnant just so that her boobs would get bigger and she could finally feel like she looks like a full-grown woman. It's too bad she still doesn't, though. She even has yet to think and act like the more mature and respectable adult she claims to be, that marketing-tool skank.

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they are obviously gay.

i always wanted to sex her

I'd f"ck her. I know most of you don't like her, but it's Complicated. I'd still like to hear her sing her songs while she bounces up and down on my bamboo ... and no matter the size of hooters ... they'd be a nice bounce.

AVRIL LAVIGNE ROCKS AND ITS ONLY BOOBS U FUCKING PAPARAZI LIFELESS NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF AVRIL OR I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U UNDERSTOOD ? :)

Hi every one i love Avril Lavigne because she s musics i good and i like more Sk8er boy and i like you so much....

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avril lavigne is the best singer of u.s.a selos

Your one stupid mother fucker, cause avril is the best!!!
If I ever meet you, I would probably be tempted to hang you from meat hooks and slowly peel your skin off and put salt where your skin was!!!
So hope you fucking die you stupid fucking cock sucker!!!

girl is hot my gf sister looks like her dam i picked the wrong girl my gf look like ugly betty

Punk?!? You'd have to be more stupid than an Avril Levine song to think she's punk.

damn hot as hell wish she was my girl and i hate everyone on here who said bad things she is cute beautiful and a great singer with the most amazing voice ever i love her<3

Why do people even care enough to hate her? She says she isn't punk. All this, "I would smash her face because I'm tough," is stupid. I doubt anyone in this forum has met her to know what her personality is like. I think she is very attractive. If you don't like that pair, you're queer.

the phote is Very GooD ! and avril very Nice ! the best

Doubt you'll ever see this but are you the same Melanie Endsley that worked at Carowinds in SC/NC?