Aug 30 2007Ashton Kutcher writes world’s most idiotic article

Oh Dear God.......

Um, I'm not there to highlight anyone....

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Hehe. Go Ashton.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

It's official. Ashton is a fag. A knob gobbling, fudge packing fag. It explains marrying the old hag.

I'd call this retarded but the retarded folks' crayola drawings make more sense than this bullshit.

Who's Demi's widdle man...huh? Wo's Demi's widdle man?
Is he whipped!!! We need less Ashton Kutcher and more Michael Kelso

Who's Demi's widdle man...huh? Who's Demi's widdle man?
Is he whipped!!! We need less Ashton Kutcher and more Michael Kelso

Well said sir....no, not you Ashton. I would fee bad for Demi, but then I remembered that she got paid $1,000,000 to have sex with Robert Redford

Annie I think we've known since 200 now

first !!!!

That's my boi.

Rump Wrangler

Want to know where Britney is going to be tomorrow night? you know you wanna.... click my name and all will be revealved!

What you don't want to know? how can anyone not be interested in the one women disaster???????????

Oh dear Lord, he was crackin funny's leave him alone!
Would you rather read some monotone answers, really, he was trying to spice up this lame line up of questions!!!!

So when did this and androgynous piece of meat become an authority on how men should dress

He must be so proud of that article that he keeps a copy of that magazine in his purse next to his tampons

It's not PC to make fun of retards.

I'd let him accessorize me anyday. And then I'd tell him he's pretty.

awww, Ashton I think you're sweet. loves it.

he somehow reminds me of Brendan Fraser. I Couldn't give a fuck!!!

As badly as that was written, you know he didn't write it alone. He's not that smart.

This bland, lizard eyed cheeseball is everything that's wrong with the world today. He's the poster boy for suck.

Ashton Kutcher, the ultimate douchebag accessory.

First things first, who the hell is going to take fashion advice from a dude who wears lame ass hats, bandanas and nasty garbage? I am surprised he didn’t suggest a knee length skirt; we all know who wears the pants in that house.

I think they should clarify that his so called advice is for dim pretty boys who should be seen and not heard. It’s ironic that his IQ falls somewhere between a handbag and a pair of shoes as well.

As for compliments, who gives a fuck? You want to let your man know he looks good give him a reach around.

post a pic of his mangina! its got to be a big one!

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FIST!

~420~

this guy is a pussy whipped toolshed.. he needs to go bang his dinosaur and break me off some willis..
word snapper.

Poor soup. His mommy, Demi needs to keep him on a leash.

eh, this isn't really interesting or funny. So he wrote a bland advice column nobody will read....who cares?

knowing that he does nothing on a serious note, i'd be surprised if he meant for this to be taken seriously. i don't really know what kind of magazine Harper’s Bazaar is, but i'm pretty sure it's not the Highlights for Kids which is where he really should be writing.

I know, not the place and completely out of line, but I like me some ashton~!

and, holy hawkeyehellfire! Bonzo dude kinda said something funny. kind of. It's gonna be a strange day.

Finally, a man who knows his place.

This is some funny shit. You go Ashton!

Seeing that he use to be a model you would think he would know a bit about sytle and fasion, but that really sounded pretty wack

He sounds so patronizing and fake, like one of those guys who only pretends to have certain views -- angled toward stereotypes that women are obsessed with clothes -- to make single women or unhappy attached women sigh and say "why can't I find someone like Ashton Kutcher?" Or, "Why can't you be more like Ashton Kutcher?"

Meanwhile, unless Kutcher intended these answers to be facetious, it really shows how shallow and ironically sexist he is. Shallow girls might giggle in condescension as they say "Oh yes, men really are only accessories when we get dressed to go out?"

And yet, these same girls might be the ones to go on a PMS rampage if some man were to say "When it comes to executive board meetings, women rank somewhere between 'could we have some more coffee in here, babe?' and 'why don't you get that gorgeous ass off that captain's chair and shake it on top of this table?"

Kutcher is digusting.

i think veggo kinda likes me.. kinda..

growin on ya like a virus!

that is strange!!

~420~

What does one expect from an actor.

Actors should just act, and should never be allowed to give an opinion on anything unless they are college graduates with doctorates and the diplomas to prove it, or they're from another country. Otherwise, take your community college education, your Hollywood mentality and your fashion "sense" and keep it to yourself.

A quiet actor is a great thing. Shhhhhh, don't speak!!!!!

Ashton is cute. I liked him in Butterfly Effect.

He's hilarious. I love him.

32, he modeled underwear right? so basically he knows nothing, which we were all aware of already.

Looks like Demi has trained him well.

Life imitates art. Kelso was a dork...

Ladies and Gentlemen. Introducing Ashton Kutcher as Mangina.

Okay, today's commentary made me laugh out loud!! Someone is really on his game today!

Right after my man & I told each other how adorable we were this morning, I remembered Ashton's advice (read it yesterday on cnn.com) and asked my hubbie if he'd rather be told he looked like a linebacker than he looked cute. He said, "Hell, no!". But, more importantly, when I told him about the article, he said "Who's Ashton Kutcher?" Except that it came out as "Who's Ass What Who?!?"

And then I thought to myself, maybe the article was a joke.

Yeah, say whatever you like.
He still gets to bang Demi Moore tonight.

No matter what he does, say or write.
He is my hero.

And Demi left a REAL MAN for this douche?

http://retire-with-millions.com

I bet he wears panties.

Of course not as pretty or feminine as my panties, but panties none the less.

damn.. i wonder if he's bi. if so, me want me some of that asss!!!

@46... can i smell ur panties? and rub em eyes in them? i'll blow a load in em and send em right back for you too.

Sure thing Jimbo.

Yes, Ass... oops, ASH is quite the sartorial authority - ironic, considering all he probably wears around the house is rubber shorts and a ball-gag.

On a man’s place in relation to a woman
“Your man should not upstage you. He’s there to highlight you.”

WHAP-CHING.............MEOW

#8 he fucked her doggy style too lol little ho.

Ashton's trademark is dresses like a red neck truck driver, why is he giving fashion advise?

That's a very compelling story Mr. Jackass, let me just type that up on my imaginary typewriter.

Haaaaa!!!!!!! "Tell your man he looks like Tony Montana".....fucking Scarface? Ah sure, ghost writer for Ashton (he is still working on coloring)......didn't Tony have the hots for his sister? His gold chains get splattered with blood at the end? Ah yes, ghost writer.......SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

Demi Moore is one special 'moth' a and Bruce is joyous it's this guy's problem now..

Man, perfect example of 'this is your brain on drugs'. What a pussy he is, Demi certainly did a good job of whooping him into submission, now he gets a gold star...ick!

Ashton IS cross-dressing when he dresses like a man. He can never pull off "dirty and rugged" or my skirt for that matter!

Umm, so no one notices the kid has his tongue pretty firmly planted in his cheek, huh?

God, I used to think Ashton was the hottest man in the world...until he hooked up w/ Demi. A couple in love is a nice thing to see, but he is just plain pussy whipped, ick. I like my man with some balls, thank you.

I think he's just going by the women he's dated and who he's married to... and it makes sense in a way. I think it's cute and funny. Also, he used to be a model, he's not just Kelso. (but I love Kelso)

For someone who popularized the trucker hat, one of the most insanely stupid sartorial trends imaginable, this douchenozzle should say nothing when it comes to fashion/style. Retard.

The only thing worse than being unfunny is trying saitre and having it turn out unfunny, nicely done Asston. how's that movie career coming along?

Judging by those quotes, Demi has been pounding him up the ass for quite some time now. I always assumed that to be the case - if he's actually interested in regular hetero sex, why do it with a middle-aged abs of steel East-German-swimmer-voiced woMAN?

"Complementing" your man? Who wrote that?

Complimenting your man, with an "i" in the middle, is what he's talking about. ComplEmenting your man is the same as "Accessorizing." As in, the new Gwen, as seen in these bikini shots, would complement my bed quite nicely...

66?

Sixty-seven?

Did you hear about that one game where the #68 scored?

What does a man do in this position?

with a name like Ashton Kutcher (get it--Cootcher?), I wouldn't be surprised if he had vagina.

I feel safe in my own fucking company. I don't need a guy that most likely pisses his pants every time his personal trainer makes him do abs instead of buns. What a stereotype. I wouldn't fuck James Bond, unless it was Daniel Craig and he was tied up in my basement with a gag in his mouth and a dildo up his ass. Ohh we women only care about shoes. I don't care about shoes. Fuck shoes.

Ashton is a fag name. no offense fags.

So is Spanky, no offense Spanky.........

I'm just surprised Butch Coolidge hasn't knocked him the fuck out yet..........

#71...amen, fuck shoes!!! Don't know why people think every woman loves shoes above all else. It's not true for all of us!

What a gay homosexual fag. Do the math.

#59 - No, his face is firmly entrenched in Demi's butt crack. What a mind job.

We spend years watching "That 70's Show" and thinking that this dude may be dumb, but he's all hetero, and then we get this shit? Cripes!!

jrzmommy is truly repulsive to look at.

Who spelled "complimenting" wrong? You fools or Ashton?

What a pussy-whipped cock sucking bastard!! His old woman really fucked up his mind...not to mention having Bruce hanging around all the time breathing down his neck! But still it bears repeating "What a pussy-whipped cock sucking bastard!!"

just one more reason i let my Bazaar subscription lapse YEARS ago. WTF, is this GLAMOUR magazine?

Demi's looking scary these days. I throw up a little in my mouth when I imagine those two getting it on. Like a mom and her teen son. Blarrghhh,.

Say it again!

"What a pussy-whipped cock sucking bastard!"

OKAY seriously. i love him.
i don't care if he married an old hag.
and not me.
i think he's the best actor.
stop hating on him.