Aug 10 2007Ashlee Simpson is jealous

Late

She's probably jealous of all the attention the other "it" girls get too.

I don't blame her for being jealous. She's every bit as stupid and untalented as they are.

She's jealous because people care more about some dude than her.

Who the hell is pete wentz?

Obviously Pete Wentz is the best she could get. Hold on to that piece of garbage, Ash!

Who the hell cares about any of this?

#4 - Pete Wentz is a fag from a gay band called Fall Out Boy who wears more eyeliner than your girlfriend and enjoy taking pictures of his teeny weeny genital.

Insecurity of this type rhymes with Daddy Issues.

Do the fuckin Hodown, bitch☻

So 14-year old girls make her jealous?

She needs to watch the scene in Full Metal Jacket where Animal Mother says "Well, if you ask me, we're shooting the wrong gooks." I don't think it's girls she needs to keep away from Gimme-Skeet Pete...

U zay hez gay becoz of the eyeliner? I think hez hott with that
eyeliner..who carez if he iz gay...zweetazz...and zhez like
not good enough for him...♥

If the guy that runs this site is in the same class as Clooney and Pitt then why is his pictures never posted doing manly things to some fine filly. I'm Just Wondering?

I thought Fall Out Boy was what happens in Jimbo's zipper region whenever bikini pics are posted here.

#11 - Best war movie in the last 20 years.
R. Lee Ermey rocks! I wish that KrazyFatKelli would take every piece of advice that he uttered in that movie.

Who gives a rats ass about either of these wankers? Find some real news, Fish! Help us out here! Has Britney been arrested yet for that hit-and -run car accident that you reported a couple days ago? Where has Jessica Simpson been hiding? Nothing on her for months seen here! Probably a good thing, but still ....

One more thing:
Anyone else notice a strange resemblance between Alfred Molina and Pete Wentz? Coincidence?

I would be a good thing if these 2 died in a firey car crash

@15 Wedgeone, You are not the only one being trolled today. I think Sibal has been let out of her cage again.

HI JRZ!!! How are you managing to post while on vacation? Fuck off Mr. Trolly McTrollerson!

#13

Because he doesn't intend for you to take him seriously. This is a humor based site. I never thought that would have to be explained.

See folks, Ashlee is not a singer, musician, actress. She's just a person who gets her picture taken. She's not a celeb; she's a hanger on.

So we can't expect her to understand the constraints of being a celeb and doing press junkets and having to grit her teeth and sign autographs for the sake of her career.

She rubbed her WWDD bracelet 3 times and made a wish....
What would Daddy do
What would Daddy do
What would Daddy do

The outcome was to walk away on the basis that-
If you're near cameras and I'm not getting a cut- walk away.

Oh, I heard that he also likes "making out" with guys as well as girls.

George Clooney, or Brad Pitt??? GROSS, they are not cute at all!! George Clooney is some old gray no lip grandpa, and Brad Pitt is some 50 year old washed up southern red neck hick!! Choose better looking men next time.

fuckin' emo dork fuck

Pete really does look like a faggot. Look at that hair.

who makes these hats? i need to make a stock portfolio investment quick.

Pete iz a turd burglar
I zhould know
he ztole zome of mine
while he waz ranging
my rump

Jessica Simpson's pussy is so sweet.
I love Britney, I pretend when I masterbate that I'm licking Jessica's and Britney's pussy. This makes me hot. I can't orgasism without thinking of the two of them. They are my life. It's all I have.

Host. You're a fag.

I would suck his dick and any other dicks that need sucked.

Britney iz filthy and dirty
and likez to zuck on my toez
and put her finger
up my azz while she talks dirty
and callz me sanches

Dicks are good for something..for sticking in my mouth. I was raised to suck dicks. I lived in the Mountains and I learned early what to do.

#31. Pete likez to zuck dick
zo you will need on
to zuck

the mountainz make
it eazier to go down your
throat?

She is Gollum lurking in Jessica's shadow

FRIST!!! Getcha ass back to der mountin, didchu forgit bout dem diks dat er
waitin fur ya?

Damn, I'm so hot right now..
I'm about to burn right through my pants. Those girls make me so hot just thinking about them. I think I'll fuck my boss since I'm so hot to trot.

I wouldn't be suprised if Tinkerbell carried a purse.

Shit, my boss is out of the office right now.
Who the hell is that coming in? It's the little white boy from downstairs that empties the garbage. He'll do, I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's Britney and Jessica Simpson.

#40. Pete likez little boyz too!
u have that in common

Madd insecurity runs in the family.........

personally y'all, I'm gitten kinda sick of Pete. All he ever wants ta do is shop, and gee willikers, It sure would be nice if'n he cleaned his shit off the dildo "fore given it back ta me.

Relax idiot, any female fans of Fallout boy have to be home and in bed by 10 pm most nights anyway.

#11 you win todays best Full Metal Jacket qiute of the day. my personal favourite is "Easy, you don't lead 'em as much" but it really isn't relevant to this post so fuck it.

Arrgg, I hate those stupid huge 80s sunglasses. And who's this dude? When did looking like a nerd become cool? This guy looks like he's a hybrid-child of Steve Buschemi and an Albino Ethiopian woman. DOWN WITH NERDS!

He's a dog and she looks like Pinocchio in that hat.

FRIST - you are so fucking funny.......looking that is (hahaha).

No seriously, you are a scream!!!!

Keep em posting.

um im definatly not a huge FOB fan but open ur eyes- hes sexy as hell

hello!!!

Krazihottkelli, I have sent you emails. Why won't you write back to me?

51, zhe iz zwimming in the ocean
with the other whalez

On second thought, it looks like he's haggling over the lunch bill from Canters with her. "Now, hold on, I ordered the matzah ball soup. It's just not right for me to have to pay most of the tab. I'll just leave a nickel tip cause it's only soup. And this August weather is so humid, it's going to dry up my adnoids but good. I'm going to have to pick up a month's supply of Claritin at Dr. Katz's today..."

Dude is starting to grow one fierce mullet.

He's got that "I'm going bald" hair-do going there. I hate guys that look like him; I hate that fucking "Val Kilmer" upper lip thing that makes them look all "Duuuhhhhh" with thier mouths open.

That only looks good on Gina Gershon.

MMMMM, Gina Gershon.....

I wonder if when they make out does her chin get in the way?

Rhino. Fucking. Plasty.

Cuts the nose, makes me angry. Lies about it, makes me angry. Dyes her hair blond, makes me angry. Hooks up with Emo Phillips, makes me angry.
Anger.

Get a life, schack. "orgasism"? WTF is that, you slimy piece of rat shit?

EMO boy, EMO boy, Ashlee got her an EMO boy. I just read somewhere, might have been Alternative Press, that he was half gay. I guess that explains the friendship with the guy who owns Crowbar.

I <3 Pete.

:D

Well no wonder she is jealous/insecure.
She's a dog with a bad personality who wouldn't be anything if it wasn't for a famous sister and a nose job.

There will be at least 10 groupies a night who would blow her away..and blow him...

But saying that... wasn't this Pete guy hanging around with Rumer Willis a while back?
Hm, does anyone know if this guy is maybe legally blind?

She's such a bitch! She thinks she's her own person after getting a nose job. I mean, Pete is hotter than those other guys in FOB.
Ashlee doesn't deserve him. I remember Pete saying he likes girls with talent? =P He must've been smacked over the head with something incredibly hard to like Ashlee Simpson.

what is a " filly " anway?
Are you shocked that someone needs that explained?

zhe muzt b like nichole
and lick hiz azz====
holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee☺

Ummmm......this is the first time I've commented on here......troll, I actually do know who you are and will be emailing you later

Ashley please turn to page 167 of "Firestarter" and stick your arm down a garbage disposal unit, and please PLEASE!! STOP Looking like a drag King

Thank you

Even though the guy is nothing to look at, he probably have a decent amount of cash and that's enough for girls to want him. So, maybe Ashley should be protective. However, if she doesn't trust him, then there is no real relationship and she shouldn't even bother.

oh gosh loved the grabage can joke!class humor!!!!oh and...pete is sooo disguntilgly ugly!damn it wt do some people see in him??euurrghh

omg!!!!!!!!!!!! whoever wrote this article i hate they said pete is like garbage!!!UM SO NOT TRUE PETE IS SO FREAKING HOT SO WHOEVER WROTE THIS STORY SHOULD BE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE PETE HATE ASHLEE SIMPSONE AND THIS WRITER!

Look at Pete's nose. Then take a flash-back to Ashlee's real nose. If they had a kid, he/she would be required to have rhinoplasty by the age of 9.

I love Pete!I don't know what he see's in Asslee.

I have a confessions to make. The reason everyone is getting spyware is my fault. I put porn on the kraziherpezkelli link on all the pages and this is the problem with the site and everyone's computer. When you click on the kraziherpezkelli link it goes to http://lemonparty.org/..which is three old men having sex with each other. This is the problem. It was a secret inside joke to hurt someone I hate. I also sent krazihottkelli fake emails that told her she won the lottery. I am sorry to the Superfish and to all the people I caused problems to. I hope I don't get kicked off of this site for this. Please don't hate me for being so mean and malnipulative.

Lily - August 11, 2007 1:43 PM
"Even though the guy is nothing to look at, he probably have a decent amount of cash and that's enough for girls to want him."

Lily? Isn't that a girls name? Are you a girl? Almost every single girl under 25 thinks he is hot. Not to mention he's a musician, and funny.
Any money he might have comes about last on a list of things Pete Wentz has to offer.

@ 12 learn how to spell

He's gay anyway - more successful gay marketing.

perhaps the simpsons sisters were born carrying a hopeless romantic ego inside of each. silly. it's just pete wentz for heaven's sake. let him be. i'm sure he will crawl back to ashlee as soon as she says goodbye. he's such a twat.

When did the Geico cavemen start dating around?

agreed. he's SO ugly!!

fall out boy started going down the drain when pretty-boy wentz thought he was the shit. wearing eyeliner and crap, thinking everyone's in love with him.
GET OVER YOURSELF LITTLE-PEE-PEE WENTZ!

"When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson "got whiny and dragged him away," a spy said."

Who the fuck cares? Ashlee is a stupid twat and Wentz, well, Pete Wentz loves the cock! He signs his name Peter "Penis Breath" Wentz. Peter sucks Peter's peter; he's very flexible that way. Once when asked how he could do that, he replied, "You have to really want it."

The only reason she's freaking out is because the girls were probably normal looking, and she's insecure because she resembles a plastic alien.