Aug 23 2007Anne Hathaway isn't quite famous enough

first

first?

they are both so ugly.

ummm third

FRIST.... this one's for you.

second

Meh, boring.

Or frourth, as the case may be...

8TH TAKE THAT PUNK ASSES

is that the greasy WOP who got blown on the boat? brutal.

I'd say he looksmore like if Jon Lovitz and Zach Braff had a baby.

Let's all take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types "FIRST", and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.

I guess in Sardinia real royalty takes precedence over (ahem) Hollywood royalty. Though I guess by Hollywood standards, AH would be a lady in waiting or a handmaiden next to someone like, hmmmm, say Jodie Foster who is a queen in my book, or someone really known like that.

The 3rd pic-For some reason her left foot reminded me of the scene in Pirates 1 when they're underwater. Guess she didn't get to keep her Jimmy Choo shoes from Devil

I'm sure she just likes hearing stories of his STD's from the silent film era.

Of course she had to wait... no surprise.
I would like to buy this pale bitch for what I think she's worth, then sell her for what she thinks shes worth.

They weren't aware of it, but everybody who looked out the window started talking about the first Batman movie.

Well I like her shes stunning and pale. the BF is an ugly Mofo though.

#11 - jesus, relax...must have been what your dad yelled out...

She's so pale, I bet her butthole glows as red as Sauron's eye.

too bad 13 yr old girls weren't the security. They would've recognized her in a heartbeat!! LOL

Hey, at least she's not the "Do you know who I am???" type...I hate those people. She seems down to earth, which is more than I can say for most Hollywood stars.

There are features that make a person look like an actor, and there are features that make a person look attractive. The lucky stars have both, Anne on the other hand just has features that make her look like an actor. Big eyes, big horse teeth, skinny neck....but she's about as sexy as a folding chair.

true that mouse.

When they say "russian heiresses" do they mean like Paris Hilton or Prince William? Cos I'm kinda sure they shot most of the Russian Royalty.

I don't think I would honestly recognise Anne Hathaway and her creepy looking dad if they ran up to me screaming her name and slapping me in the face with the dvd covers of movies she's been in. But that's just me, I've got a bad memory. What were talking about again?...

Oh and when ever I see these posts about this tramp I always think for a second we are talking about Shakespeare. What would possess you to name your kid after his wife? Very random.

nice 14. love grandmas boy.

She shoulda blown the door man- then she wouldn't be in this predicament, it's apparent that she's not picky... so...

Good for them for standing outside and waiting in line and not pulling the "don't you know who I am?" crap!!

Where is that guy's chin?

She is such a fucking dirty little fucking bitch whore cunt. It's not like she isn't already handed everything in the world - she's gotta go prostitute herself to some even wealthier douchebag who probably did even less work than she did to secure his fortune. Fine by me - I've always thought this broad was as ugly as Tom Cruise's cousin WIlliam - but, when she and bitches like her have their pictures taken with these fucking moguls and magnates, they may as well wear T-shirts that say "I Swallow Cum For $$$".

21, you got it right
#1, you're a loser

i was gonna get after Anne, but I d/l Havoc the other day and well, she's willing to go topless in movies and she's got a nice set also teased a lil girl-girl action, so for that, I cannot fault her. She gets my vote
*fwap*

Anne Hathaway is in the same boat as Scarlett Johansson.

They are nothing but really nice titties.

Tits on a stick, so to speak.

Just as I feared...the Joker has joined forces with the Penguin...

You know, I've always wondered how these little tricks even meet all these foreign billionaires. Here's my theory...

Her manager intercepts a letter to Anne that reads something like this:

"I watch you cinema since you little girl.. I want fuking you white Americain mouth and colour pink pussy.. I pay much money for fuking mouth and colour pink pussy.."

And then the manager calls her CPA, who looks into the guy's financial holdings. Once they confirm the this guy is richer than Croesus, they schedule a "date" on the guy's yacht, and then they have a "relationship" in front of the cameras that makes everyone richer, until she fucks one of her co-stars on her next picture and breaks up with the rich guy. Then she breaks up with the co-star after the film ends, and moves on to the next rich Mediterranean scumbag who has nothing better to do than fuck movie starlets.

What a whore.

Leave it to a remote island like Sardinia to utterly betray their backwardness and not revel in the stardom of The Joker.

Of course it's her fault too, since she's not wearing her Joker lipstick.
No Joker should be allowed to go out without it.

I hate that gay looking Briatore. Fuckin old rat is 57 and has fucked some grade A Victoria's Secret pussy.

That guy looks stupid.

who cares that she has to wait. she's been in all of 3 movies & i've seen zero. I can't imagine that she really thinks she an international star. if she does, she's an idiot. oh & that dude is OLD looking. is this the fool who was getting a fake bj on the boat? supposedly he's 27. riiiight.

Hey...fellas...why all the hate? This girl is doing it right, baby! Bounce those big boobs in front of the dumb men, get movie roles from old horny producers and a big bank roll from this chinless doofus, and meanwhile put those big ruby red lips on the pussy lips of every hot girl in Hollywood when it's time for real sex, not the performances you have to fake with guys so they'll give you whatever you want. She's young and already she's figured it all out. My idol!

#38,

Your idol is a whore.

what? is she doing Charity work by fucking the elderly?

veggi...are you really jenna jameson? Your advice is that of a crotch rot whore.

Isn't this clown being sued for stealing billions of dollars from another billionaire?

awwwww...I made all the lil' weenies angry. What's the matter, is it upsetting to read what your women are actually thinking? LMAO!

Still she waited without having a major breakdown which almost makes me like her. I used to think she was a simpering idiot but I hear things like this and I think there's hope for her yet that I'll do her nice and slow from behind.

#43,

No, it's not upsetting. We already knew you were all calculating whores.

ehh... she HATES Britney and had publically made fun of her. she ain't all that bad

It cannot go unremarked that #33's comment is really freakin funny.

eat shiit all you pale hating people !

#46 if thats true then she´s my fucking idol too !!!....

God bless all Shitney haters!!!

(btw .. she´s so pale, isnt it summer there ???)

Maybe they didn't recognize her with her not being on a boat 'humming"

Perhaps they did recognise this conman, who reportadly embezzled $1.5 million, but it took twenty minutes for someone to realise that Anne would be paying the bill.

You never seen starlets like Hathaway blowing janitors. Be refreshing if you did now and then. Scarlett Johanssen caught going down on the guy who cleans the toilets at the train station? I'd respect her then. Especially if he was cleaning the urinals at the time.

Maybe the bar had a policy against serving the undead.

Jus sayin.

Hey #11 -

FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST FIRST FIRST !!!!!!!!!!

FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTT!!!!

#33 : the funniest thing i have EVER read

I think it's hot when women are pale like her. Not albino, however.

However, I don't like how her legs have skin that looks 10 years old than her and have bruises. But still her upper body is hot.

She was fantastic in Ella Enchanted.



What?

ghostly pale skin, collar bone "pockets," boney feet, thinning hair....how is no one picking up on how anorexic she looks? trust me, i used to e anorexic n thats exactly what i looked like

#58 - shit, you may be right. I've always thought this girl was hot, body and a nice face. But I didn't think she looked that great in her last round of interviews. I couldn't put my finger on why, but now that you say that, I think she simply looked too thin, and it showed in her face.

Girl was fucking hot in Havoc and looked good in Devil Wears Prada. I hope she doesn't fuck herself up.

in an interview she said she battled anorexia and depression "a few years ago"

Anne is a whore for even dating a guy for his money. Not that that's news as anyone that's seen Havok can tell you. I wonder how rich you need to be to fuck her. Slut.

how pathetic all your comments:jealousy and envy because he fucks the shit of an american girl!

how pathetic all your comments:jealousy and envy because he fucks the shit of an american girl!

how pathetic all your comments:jealousy and envy because he fucks the shit of an american girl!