Aug 28 2007Angelina Jolie visits Iraq

First again. WWHHOOOP

What hideous fucking ink on her back. She's starting to resemble Amy Whinehouse.

Those tats aren't even tasteful. They're biker-trash tats.

Friggin NASTY!!

82nd at last

She has such a gross body now. Her ass is flat.

@2 but she is far better looking than Amy Whinehouse

I turn away for one second or maybe 3 to work on my blog prose and I come back to 5th? Oiu!

Nothing was said about her looks Jimbo. I can remember downloading the Gia movie clips and nekkid photos of her.

I'd do her in a second. After I got rid of the third-world kiddos and had those tats lasered off her body.

@6 what is the link to your blog?

Shes gettin way too skinny, and she has no ass whatsoever. WARNING TO BRAD PITT: leave her immediately, you can be bangin all the hot girls in the world, wut the hell are u doing settling down with her and having kids.

@7 Gia was a good movie. Her and the blonde from Lost. I enjoyed it!!!

Does she have a map of the world tattooed on her back. With all those ugly tattoos and her white outfit she looks just like "Popeye the Sailor Man." I hope they have some canned spinach on that plane.

I'm sure that the Iraqis will appreciate her message after she disembarks from her private jet in her designer wadrobe. She looks like an angel of humanitarianism (I know I butchered that spelling bitches!).

Her boobs look weird.

Superfish is a flaming queer who steals content from other sites and old comedians. And by "flaming queer" I mean he's a homo. And by "homo" I mean delicious man candy. And by "delicious man candy" I mean a person who uses the same joke over and over again 15 million times.

See? I can steal jokes too faggot!

You would think that after she had one of her tattoos removed, the stupid Billy Bob name one, she would stop with all the inking. Those tats are going to be just beautiful in 10 years when they start to fade and her skin sags. That's if she doesn't starve to dead by then.

"United Bacons" - Thats funny

You would think that after she had one of her tattoos removed, the stupid Billy Bob name one, she would stop with all the inking. Those tats are going to be just beautiful in 10 years when they start to fade and her skin sags. That's if she doesn't starve to dead by then.

#12-absolutely my thoughts. I always wear at least $5,000 worth of fashion whenever I'm visiting a third-world country on a humanitarian mission.

Everyone knows the homeless Iraqis LOVE them some Dolce & Gabbana.

"starve to dead" -- heehee!

where'd her booty go?

#4 -- agreed.

And check out pic #3 --- her SKELETON hand/claw. good lord that is scary. she is NOT hot. I never liked her.

Soooooooooo........... I used to think Angelina Jolie was Mega hot.......... Now i think if Skeletor had a attractive face with giant lips, it'd be angelina's twin. Same giant hands, same boney frame. The only difference is, skeletor wouldn't haven't such disgusting tat's on his body. So i guess that means skeletor 1, Angelina Jolie 0

At least her huge glasses cover most of her face, so they won't stone her to death on sight for beig a whore!

Yep. Even He-Man wouldn't hit it.

*to Angelina* Ok now Angelina, when you walk around in public places make sure your arms are always behind you. That makes your chest stick out. Oh ya, and make sure you always look back like you forgot something. The combination of chest forward, arms back and the backwards glance is so sexy!!! They will love you in the middle east! Darling you look fabulous!

She is a lovely gal but she needs to to take care of herself (specifically, eat more). Alas, I think her tattoos look vulgar.

AND her shirt is see-through? She spits in their face with her ignorant American ways. It would be even more classic if she sported Cameron's communist China bag!

I'm so glad Brad Pitt dumped that nagging biatch Jen "America's Sweetheart" Aniston for Jolie. He messed Little Miss Perfect up good and fine, and I couldn't be happier. She looks like she can barely think straight these days, probably still hasn't recovered from being kicked to the curb for the first time in her life. Rumor is that she was the biggest f-ing nag on the planet, and Pitt couldn't take it anymore.

Iraq = pwned. Let's see... how does an Iraqi woman choose between being badly misused and abused property OR reaching for freedom and independence by emulating Angelina? - that's probably a foregone conclusion now. Plus, she just cheered up our troops.

Saint Angelina indeed.

I think she's a bit mental, but at the same time I admire that she's trying to do good and is very passionate about the cause thats closest to her heart. But I also think she needs to stop adopting so many children and spend time with the ones she already has. And stop and take some time to EAT and take care of herself (where the hell did her ass go? Good Lord!). Other than that I think she's classy and has come a long way in the past few years. Other celebs should strive to be more like her instead of completly self absorbed, wasteful a-holes.

#14 - this accomplishment will look good on your resume. And by "look good" I mean in comparison to your homophobia. And by "homophobia" I mean what happens when your girlfriend (and I use "girlfriend" in the loosest, sluttiest, no-girlfriend way possible) when she looks at you.

This is a fun game! Next poster please add your "and by that I mean" comments.

Uh... For the record, I don't think superfish is gay. Although, who stole who's joke is a mystery to me. Maybe Superfish is a super pilfer or not?

Yes, she's very skinny and has a lot of tattoos. I am not fan of tattoos, but I like her anyway, she has such a brilliant soul and she's so alive.

Yes I do! I still find her so attractive and I am sure many many many people agree with me and I think Brad is really lucky.

Well, 29 said everything I was thinking, so ditto on all that.

Yeah, the tats are very trashy. Trashy and passe. Too bad, too, cuz I think she's very beautiful otherwise when she has meat on her bones.

Someone please get her a sandwich

for everyone who says she's skinny she suposedly has a liver problem and it's effecting her weight... apparently

YAWN!!!!!!!!

how nice it is that this celebrity child/casual heroin user takes time from her busy life of pretend games to stoop so low as to visit a country for such a tasteful cause.

brad's misguided and now he's locked in, having had that baby. you KNOW he regrets it. he must have wanted to marry a mommy and jen didn't have that. oh, well.

tsk, tsk.

humwawa

Then al-Queda killed her as a foreign whore.

# 19-

Sorry, I meant "Starve to Death," but she will most likely be dead soon since she appears not to be eating anything. I think she is wearing white to try to look fat!

I swear, just looking at them pictures I got so hungry I have to go eat again. I swear, she needs a couple samiches. Put 30 lbs on her, she might look decent. I just ain't into that whole skeleton thing.

Hopefully she hasn't gone child-shopping again...
She doesn't need to add another to her collection....

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Angelina Jolie is my brother's wife's ex fragerr mugrate. Qwanzz.

What is it, International Fugly Day or something? Jameson, Diaz, Winehouse and now freak lips.

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She gets tat's that mean something to her ( as opposed to those of you who get a 'cute' dragonfly on your lower back...how original!) , so FYI to all of you, your opinions on her tat's are completely irrelevant. She is an amazing woman, an amazing beauty, and those of you who cannot recognize this, are simply too superficial and pathetic to matter.

Fuck toy.

She gets tat's that are relevant to her and her life ( as opposed to those of you who get tat's of dragonflies on your lower backs.......how original!!!).She went through the death of her mom this year and she is a mother of 4, and a working mom. Some people respond to stress by over eating, why is it so hard to understand under eating? She is an amazing woman, and amazing beauty, and those of you who cannot see that are simply too patheic and un- important to matter. Get a life haters...

@46 this site is called THESUPERFICIAL fuck tard

SMG's probably got an original tat, too. Something like that japanese porn, where the guy has a malformed penis. Malformed penis tats? Whatever floats your boat SMG.

We've all said we'd fuck her. The tats are trashy, regardless of their originality. We told her to put on a few pounds.

You feed the trolls, you'll get your hand bit off. Better sit down, now....

Sad... As if Jenna Jameson's anorexia weren't bad enough, now we have to look at a shriveled remnant of Angelina Jolie.

smg, just a tip for getting through life. Angelina Jolie doesn't give a fuck about you.

smg- your opinions on my dragonfly ass tattoo are completely irrelevant and by that I mean stupid, in the most idiotic and pedantic way possible. Angelina is a mother of 4 with FOUR, count em' asshole, FOUR nannies. She can sit all day and eat cheeseburgers without interruption if she so chooses. It's people like you who waste precious time actually giving a fuck about these self-absorbed, self-serving, attention whores that is bringing this country to its knees. You are the one who is simply too pathetic and unimportant to matter. So go back to your stack of OK, People, National Enquirer, and Cosmo, eat another bag of Cheetos and write Britney another fan letter. Idiot.

I hope Brad got to pick out the tattoo. Or perhaps he didn't and now he spends their intimate hours propped up behind her **grunting**...i hate that tattoo...i hate that ....Maddox get out of the bedroom and get me a pack of Camel lights....**grrr*

Why is she so skinny now?
Kinda unattractive.

I just noticed Mr. Pitt's rather angry post. I suppose it's hard living in George's shadow and watching Joel Madden eat up all your press. Still, I hope I'm not the only Superficial reader who wishes you well. Kalifornia and True Romance were great movie roles. Does Patrick Swayze need to intervene?...Nobody puts Brady in the corner.

Hope somebody busts a cap in this fugly bitches ass.

Going to Iraq in white heels. Love it. But how could she run away from an IED?

So Brad Pitt picked Laura Croft from Tomb Raider over Rachel Green from Friends which at the time, both extremely attractive women but i'd have to give the edge to Laura cause you know she's got that evil freaky deaky side in the bed room.

Now instead of hot Laura Croft Angelina Jolie, Bradd Pitt gets the broom from the Wizard of Oz and Jennifer Aniston is still pretty damn hot.

Thats gotta hurt.

Just goes to show, cheating always ends up biting you in the ass in the end.

This news is nothing compared to the nipple slip posted on this site.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg

Get over yourself you stupid cunt. Just because you go places doesn't draw "awareness" to shit. This stupid bitch thinks she's Jesus or something and needs a good punch in her stupid face so she realizes she isn't fuck all. Fuck off you stupid hollywood blowjob machine.

She has officially lost complete touch with reality.

Then again I could be wrong. Maybe her bowel movements could feed all of the third word country with a balanced nutritional value of all 3 food groups. Her farts could probably provide enough natural energy to keep a medium size village running...given she has consistant flatulence. God she is such an enigma! So amazingly angelic...not at all like these other petty movie stars that struggle to ease their guilt of tawdry undeserved opulence by stroking their ego to find the greater meaning in their life than the manufactued void they live on a daily basis. I'm sure all her good deeds aren't at all directed from a self serving slant. She truly is the perfect humanoid!!! Maybe even a robot by now. Does she even have more than one expression on that grill of hers anymore? No one is as mysterious as they think they are. She is certaily no exception.

At the end of the day people won't ever takes her seriously past a movie role that showcases and focuses on her physical prowess. She is (and always will be) incapable to offering even a fraction of the wisdom she so badly wants people to think she has. Her role as the good will amabassador It's like Jenna Jamenson trying to cross over into legit movies. Gig fucking side show !!!

angelina has as much politcal power as my dog does...

She suffers from L.O.B. .. Lack of butt.

sorry, wait 'lack of back'. better:)

Once you go Iraq, you never go back

"The United Bacons"? lol
She is getting look more and more like a robot.

what an ass.. what, an ass??

They made good choice of goodwill ambassador. Just look how she is starving herself in sympathy with starving masses everywhere, even though it makes her look creepy and sick. Now that's dedication.

If you notice, she has the same tatoo on her back as the girl in water world.

I think that means she has a thing for Kevin Kostner with vagina gills, or something.

Hey people - go easy on her.

She's just going there to pick up another kid.

She hasn't got a middle eastern one yet.

She looks like an angel on the second row of pics

Wow. Never thought I'd see the day when I could honestly say that I have a better body than Angie. I can die happy.

a) She looks a bit like a bobble-headed skeleton
b) Note that even though she's visiting a war zone, she made the effort to wear fabulous shoes.

"b) Note that even though she's visiting a war zone, she made the effort to wear fabulous shoes."

Well I'd say that she is leaving America in these photos. Therefore she is dressed appropriately.

Now she is in a private plane, I am sure she has enough room to change inside before landing in Iraq.

If you have seen any pictures of her in other third world countries, she is never dressed up. No make up. Just a plain daggy tshirt and pants.

Where is her camo and M-16?
If she really wanted to help she would be shooting at some towel head scumbags.
She would have an advantage by distracting them with her jail house tattoos and using Brad Pitt for body armor.
We would consider ourselves lucky if she would play catch with an IED while shes on her world tour...

ANGELINA is Stunning.

It's sad that she has lost too weight for her HEALTH.

NOT because it ruins anyones fantasies.

Great pics of her with the troops over at TMZ. Say what you want but she's doing a hell of alot more with her fame than any other so called celebrity. Oh yeah and guess what, she changed clothes when she got there you fucking morons.Visited 20 countries? fuck, half of hollywood and the posters on this site couldn't even find 20 cuntries on a map.

mmmmm bacon

She looks like a lollipop - big head on a stick, used to be so sexy.

why do women with an ounce of intelligence get themselves tatooed to that extent? Don't they realise it screams skank/whore fuck me quick/leave me even quicker?

Looks like we struck a nerve with Spanky.

Defend her like you love her!

Oh thank God!

WAR IS OVER!!!!

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I wish a stray Iraqi bullet would "visit" Angelina's brainpan.

You know, it seems to me that she does all this UN work to raise awareness and seek funding for various efforts. But she makes more money then most small countries do! So why don't we ever hear about her donating large sums of her personal wealth to help benefit these causes?! If she's so concerned about raising money, why isn't she giving up her millions to help fund these causes. Oh, right, cuz she only does this stuff for promotional benefits for herself, and wouldn't dare sacrifice her own luxurious lifestyle to help benefit. And yet she expects all of us to give up what we have to help. Right.

78. once again - this is the SUPERFISH-al...... not TMZ or Perez. We don't say nice things about celebrities - WE don't like them. Get over it.

Unlike South Carolinian beauty pagent queens, a lot (two words) of us on this site can find more than 20 'cuntries' on a map. I'm young but I've been to nearly twice that many myself... Just cos you don't have a passport.

So what? What's your point? We're Superficial? I think we already know this. That's why we are here.

@78 I have BEEN to 37 countries - how many have you been too?

she can lick pussy like nobodies bizness.

@88 How do you know? Has she licked yours?

No new post? Screw this, I'm goin back to bed

@90 Up late last night?

All the latest celeb gossip... just click my name.. what you waiting for? go on do it.. do it now.. oh for crying out loud why wont you click it? for the love of good please just click my name (*slams fist on table, kinda hurts so lets out a little tear*)

Many of you are missing the point, does she have the flatest ass on earth? um YES, is she grossly skinny? YES, are her tats revolting? YES. But the most disgusting thing is that this whorebag is doing what she always does... being a giant HYPOCRITE. She is flying to a war torn impoverished country where people are homeless and have nothing in HER PRIVATE PLANE wearing designer clothes and garb worth more than these people homes (which are now totally destroyed). Her makeup alone prolly cost more two months worth of groceries. I cannot stand PRETENSION. These filthy whore celebrities are so fucking greedy and they sit in their giant mansions with their millionaire friends talking about world issues because they're so fucking "enlightened". WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULL.

I can't believe how many idiots buy the bull this whore peddles.

Also she is clearly a FUCKING LUNATIC. but what Hollywood whore isn't these days.

AND....................WAS IT OF MUCH HELP?

ANGELINA JOLIE MOST DEFENIATELY HAS BREAST IMPLANTS! There is no way in hell that a person is going to loose soo much weight and look skinny everywhere else except the boobs! The boob fat goes too when someone looses weight! remember Lohan and Ritchie?

Yes I was up til midnight. That's normal to me.
#93 what is your point again? I missed it.

Why doesn't she just run for fucking president...attention grabber is all she is and just raise her children at home instead of trolloping all over the world??? What a sad life those children still have....even if living in a world of money...how settled these kids are moving from place to place...I understand it might be good for them to see all the different cultures in this world..but let them get used to what it really means to be a kid...stay at home and make friends...play..

Midnight? I have a hard time staying up past 10:00 any more.

@30- this is for you Woodhorse.

This is a stupid post, and by stupid post, I mean, this is a stupid fucking post, and when I say this is a stupid fucking post, I mean GOOOOOD mornin fuckers!

Yes, but Jimbo I'm insane...can't sleep til the alcohol and pills kick in.

"Braaaaad? It's me. Listen....I'm bringing one of these cafe au lait babies home with me. We don't have one in beige.... Well ,they're not Muslim...we dont' have a Muslim one. No we cannot discuss this when I get home...HELL no, I won't try to HAVE one again, jesus, I can't even stand the one I did make already......No.....No....NO! See you next week." *click*

Don't get me wrong... I like her and Pitt...but you never hear of her donating ...although I am sure she does..but why does she have to throw it in our faces...those poor little kids...4! 4! 4! 4! NANNY'S!!!!!!!!!!!! Why so many? I have kids and I don't need nannies ..even if I could afford it...I wouldn't need 4...so sad of a life....

Not MY Ambassador!

I think she's there because south africa and The Iraq need more maps, in my opinion such as.

This is what too much cock-sucking does to you. It gives you big lips but your ass desapears

Dummie actress thinks no one has heard about the war.

Why doesn't she drive off a cliff?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

#104 miss south carolina vego, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

Im with her UN too. Ill F%^k her in whatever country Im sposed too!

God save the Queen? Angelina's queen of America now...right? we elected her queen like that retard planet elected Natalie Portman queen or whatever?

74, 93 & others, these pictures are from her trip to the Hamptons, not Iraq. fucking calm down already!

95, she was always very skinny with giant knockers. so what is she, 10 lbs less now? i don't know that her boobs would completely disappear, but they might go down a half cup size. which you wouldn't notice because she has a shirt on. also, not everyone loses boob fat first when they lose weight.

Nothing screams goodwill ambASSador like showing up in Dolce & Gabanna sunglasses, Christian Louboutin pumps, and tons of Gucci. It's always nice that she dresses the part in other poor countries but shows up in the one place they'd want to put her head on a stick... wearing couture.... Sombody please jack her and make her Bin Laden's head ass wiper.

112, please see my note on post 111. these are not pictures of her going to Iraq. do you seriously think she would get there in a helicopter?

Doesn't matter how many poor black kids she adopts ..or how many countries she tries to save .. .. ..The true image of who she really is will never be erased..... and that would be when she was unbathed and hanging all over BillyBob as she got out of a limo on the red carpet and told the cameras that she just 'fucked' on the way over.
Dirty skanky whore...... no matter how much lipstick you put on ..youre still the same old same old whore underneath.

If there's a plane crash on her way, I hereby claim Brad, Shiloh, Maddox and maybe that other one. But not the one that she just adopted that is high maintenance and needy- NO! See that will interfere with my laying around on the beach with the others and sipping cocktails.

#87 I've been to well over fifty countries so far but 10 years in the Navy will do that. Thanks for asking though.

#112 go to dlisted dude pictures of her visit yesterday at a US base on the Syrian border. Doesn't appear to be wearing high fashion either.

Wake me up when they blow up her Hummer.

BTW, Henry Rollins did it last year. I enjoyed hearing him talk about it live back in April. (BLACK FLAGGGGGGGG!!!) Tell her to come up with something new.

#9 Bighead,

Sorry but she never HAD an ass. And I've been looking.

#117 I'm sure the troops would much rather have Henry Rollins visit than Angie here. I mean why hang out with a babe when you can have some angry dude shout "poetry" at you.

Another Skinny Hellbound Cunt..................among the millions

With all those tattoos it looks like she had an accident at Kinko's.

121, meaning the copy toner exploded?

119 - He visited with the people, and GUESS WHAT!? They loved him. He didn't do it pretty in style either. So you know what, enjoy your Maxim and your Stuff and Angie's flat ass; I'll stick with the, as you so succinctly put it, "Poetry." (doofus)

USO is for the troops. I think Bob Hope is playing this weekend. Why'ncha go shag a ticket?

Dude..
...where is her butt?

she is picking up attention hints frm nicole ritchie
hey she's old its tough to stay in the limelight

hahah! Brad the Grass isn't greener
just boney and bare kinda like he's with a skinnyTranny now

I think Angelina is ugly. Jennifer is much prettier than Angelina . Angelina is hot, well she was hot , cause in this moments she looks... terrible , and is not so true . She is not an altruistic girl . Bye :-p

I know I always wear MY heels when visiting desert countries! Makes the camels move faster :)

Jolie, as humanitarian as your efforts seem, could you maybe instead of urging people to aid Iraq just urge hegemonic and racist state regimes to not mess with countries like Iraq in the first place?... Then maybe you wouldn't have to adopt beautiful 'exotic' brown babies.

$100 says a squad of today's worthless retarded military recruits couldn't get past Angie's private security personnel in Iraq and put a bullet in her head.

Angelina Jolie isn't better than any of you who gives a dollar to a homeless person by doing charity and helping others. So please stop canonising the woman, she just has more money and cameras documenting her doing it. Tipping off the photos to every move in order to further your career isn't true giving.

Angelina went to Iraq to drink a woman's blood u know her sexual desires, using knives etc she is missing that and soon she will dump Brad for a woman. What has she done for the people who are needy in America?

Jolie is still the same old whore underneath. It's time she stood up for her fakeness.

Jolie's ass has been licked fucked until it cant take no more, that ASS has faded like she has been living in the Iraq refuggee camp.

That ass is gone. Mama Teresia you will be cursed until you die, I hope you have learnt a lesson to close your legs to married women and men. I think Jolie has desires for women that is why she is skinny. Missing something. Somebody wake me up when they blow up her chicken legs.

her ass looks incredibly painful. how can you sit on that thing without breaking those brittle bones?! she's skeletor with a wig on. olive-oyl with a suit, and a broom with big shades on.

someone get this flat ass a cheeseburger and fries!

Matty is a nutty Maniston fan. You're taking this shit way to seriously man, I'm scared for you.

She looks like a plastic bag full of coat hangers. (got that from somebody I know hhaha) Also, somebody call "What Not To Wear" cause fucking see-thru blouses are soooo 1997, bitch!

Also, I'm not digging those "hello sailor" shoes this homewrecking brat-collecting freakazoid is wearing. My black Nine West shoes I got a few days ago are way nicer looking, a more normal height heel, too.

I'm starting to hate her...she's getting that pretentious thing that I hate so much.

Angelina is a ugly skank whore. Too bad she doesn't get hit with a sniper bullit. This cock sucking bitch desrves it. Death to Brangelina Whores!