Aug 16 2007Amy Winehouse leaves rehab

hi

Doctor's suck. Except for Dr. Evil. Muahahahahahahahaa.

go the incrediballs!!!

this chick is grossly overrated.
More Ambrossio.

third

damn it 6th

I did not think she even had a brain

Say.......No,No,No.

Shouldn't that read 'epilepsy'?...

as in [insert badly dressed pop princess/cock sucking dope smoking cocaine snorting actress here] was 'exhausted' and pulled out of the show/cancelled her appearance/was taken to hospital [delete as applicable]

These PR people should print off forms and highlight the bits they need.

Speaking of rehab ... where has Blohan and KraziHotKelli been?

Epilepsy? Nah.
Diagnosis: Halloweenface.

What are you kidding me?! She overdoses and not only do they have a helicopter transport her but for a brain scan for epilepsy...so fucking backwards man.

I can diagnose over the internet. She has uglilepsy.

helicopter eh...that must have been quite the flight. USA to london. doubtful.

She took a HELICOPTER to London?? I thought she was at rehab in the U.S....

The posts lately haven't been really up to par with what I think The Superficial can do, but this post? I don't know, it just had me laughing from the get go. NICE!

I mean...seizures?!?...thats really sad...

somebody on the thread yesterday said to watch her 'fuck me pumps' video cause it was teh sexy, but whoever that was, shame on you! not hot.

#10, someone asked about "she who should not be named" yesterday too. I'm pretty sure she's like Beetlejuice...that is if we say her name one more time she'll be back. NO one wants that so lets just enjoy the gift we've been given, you know, her being gone.

That bitch is only 23? Christ, I thought she was pushing 40. Apparently heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, and horse pills, combined are tough on the body. Who'd have known.

Thanks 18.

But, seriously, who misses her? I sure as hell don't. Annoying cunt.

Isn't it DETOX and not REHAB when you're there for 48 hours?

I mean we all know her feelings on going to rehab, right?

bygones, Amy is awesome her first CD rocked and the new one is 10 times better

A Winehouse before and after

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg

DON'T DO DRUGS!

That's what they said about Emily Rose, 'cept she was invaded by demons. Maybe it's the MothMan. Maybe Amy is being invaded by the same demons that.....SHUT THA FUCK UP!

Fucking doctors. Gee, it's just not possible to have a seizure because your brain is so polluted with everything under the sun. It's has to be something that SHE IS NOT RESPONSE-ABLE FOR. (Yes I meant to spell it like that, fucko!) Dog help the rest of the world in the next 25 years.

D'ya feel that.....d'ya hear that noise......it's not the earthquake in Peru, thats the sound of the decline of Western Civilization.

if you're bored of reading about this druggy

go to: WWW.THEINNERCLOCKWORK.COM

this chick in my opinion is still pretty punk rock.

@11 I knew the troll was up early this morning

#22 Wow, she never looked good. She stood to lose nothing getting fucked up on drugs.

Can't scan what's not there.

The doctors will probably find oatmeal between her ears.

Listen to Dennis Leary's take on rehab and therapy in "No Cure For Cancer."

Same for Kinnison (R.I.P.) Masters and geniuses those two. God I wish for the days of fucking, funny in-your-face humor. Now everyone is a pussy and "their feelings get hurt". (in a whiny plaintive baby-girl voice)

"I'm sad that I'm famous..."

she's such a fucking idiot also this pussy above is not me

OK, it's just getting pathetic now. I'm trying to wrap my head around why someone would post shit as other poeple on the site.

Are those the same people who as kids would take someones own hand, hit them in the face and say "Stop hitting yourself" or stand with their own hand almost touching another person and say "I'm not touching you" or the ones who would just make annoying noise for absolutely no reason because it annoyed people, or the ones who ate paste, or the ones who stayed in the closet and felt up the girls when they went to hang up their coats, or.....

(I could do this all day - what a bunch of, to quote someone on the FISH, "fucktards" - best insult I've ever heard)

31. Yes, i agree, trolling is exactly like that - i used to hate that shit back then (the "why are you hitting yourself?" thing) and it was never funny and this pretending to be other people is just as sad! Get your own life, losers.

"asshats"

The brain scan was actually ordered 3 years ago. Because of universal health care, they're just now getting around to the procedure.

Huh. This is probably why the doctors insisted that I must have been high when I had a couple of tonic clonic seizures back in 2001... they ran two drug tests. Nope, just good ol' epilepsy! :D

She's not epileptic. She's just a junky. Besides, everyone knows you have to have at least TWO seizures to be considered epileptic. Duh.

Is ridiculous hair a symptom of epilepsy?

22: Am I the only on ehtat doesnt think that's her? If the before pic is the one on the right, where's the tattoo on her right forearm in the left pic?

Of course that's her. the tat is light to begin with and her arm is slightly turned. C'mon, you can't mistake that jaw, chin, everything. (por favoooor!)

#22 thanks for that pic.
amazing that she was that hot before.
never knew the girl before recently!

I'm fisting my own vagina right now.

LayDeeBug, that's awesome! Do you think I could fit my foot up in there? I've been practicing on my cousin, so I think I could do it.

Epilepsy can be drug induced. ie she gave it to herself.

Dr. ' You changed your name to Winehouse'.
Winehouse 'Yea used to be shithouse'.

22--that isn't her, unless she had the tattoo on her right arm removed.

Another source says she actually went to a bar in London.

Some time ago she said that she's probably dead within a year. Good for her.

"Epilepsy can be drug induced"

*Seizures* can be drug induced... epilepsy can't be unless there is some brain damage (i.e., from loss of oxygen to the brain, or head trauma during a fall, etc., and even in those cases drugs aren't the direct cause).

Does anybody stop to think that maybe that picture was BEFORE she got her tattoo?

WOW, I have a troll.

Thank you 39, I feel so honored.

For the record, I would never write soemthing like that. So, that said,

Fuck off Troll

36 and 43 -

that's TOTALLY her, here is a pic of her in the same outfit that's from the bbc website. She's been around in the UK for a few years her first album came out there in 2003 and that's when these pics were taken

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40046000/jpg/_40046292_amy_winehouse_arr_300pa.jpg

It's good to know I still got it. I managed to piss off some unoriginal troll.

You got to be clever to keep up with me. Obvious disgusting sexual references are the only language Trolls know. That and incest remarks.

So saaaad

epilepsy can be indirectly drug induced. excuse my semantic error.

Yup, that trolling doesn't bother me at all, as you can tell by the fact that I posted twice about it in 3 minutes.

She has, and always did have, the wierdest possible body shape. It's 'the apple', right? AKA 'most likely to die of heart attack'. She's just fulfilling the prophecy of her genes.

@50: Sorry Julia, I was just making sure. Most people don't understand epilepsy and it's kind of a sore subject for me. ;)

@53, so you're an epileptic? Are you foaming at the mouth right now?

51 - nice try; keep trying to find my voice, you'll never succeed.
la la la la

HA! That's clever.

Yup, this trolling doesn't bother me at all. It's not like I'm obsessing over it and continually talking about it or anything.

@56, do you wear a helmet when you go outside?

I wonder if this went through fact checking... probably not, seeing as The Sun got her age wrong.

@58, oh yeah, totally. It's got racing stripes and everything.

Thanks for proving my point, by the way. :) <3

LayDeeBug's troll is a big empty hole
With no original ideas of it's own
It sits in a chair all covered with hair
And eats Kennel Rations from a dog bowl.

Boy is that troll stupid to thing tha LayDeeBug is the only name she uses.

@60, what took you so long to reply? Were you too busy thrashing around on the floor and breaking the furniture?

Boy is that troll stupid to think that LayDeeBug is the only name I use. I also use Anybody who hates Trolls, and like I said before, I'm not obsessing about it.

61 - hooo hooo, LOL

@62, Don't be ridiculous! I live in a padded room where I can't hurt myself or others. Tsk. Silly person.

Also, I took so long to respond because I'm not sitting here compulsively hitting "Refresh" like SOME people... (sing song)

You're so funny. This is the best time I've had in days. It gets really boring doing work, y;know.

You're giving me all the attention I want. Wheeeeeee!
I love being the center of attention. (clap-clap) Bring on the dancing girls....

@65, good job. It's hard to troll people when they have a sense of humor about it. I'll leave you alone, and may the racing stripes on your safety helmet always shine brightly.

I'll stick to trolling people I know I'm pissing off, like LayDeeBug.

@67, Yes, I am certainly unflappable if not un-flip-floppable! Oh dear, that was terrible.

LayDeeBug, you have mail. You forgot to attach the last picture.

Keep trying, you have no idea how much fun this is. I've said it before and I'll say it again....I can to this ALLLLL DAAAYYYY.

D'ya think I'd still be here if I didn't love it? (rolls eyes and says Pfft and does a little happy dance)

I'm a writer, I looooove doing this. BTW, why don't you follow me to the other posts, I'm getting lonely there.

Hey TT

Didja hear, I have a troll (claps hands and says wheeeee). Remember in that movie Mothman, when the doctor says that R. Gere attracted the attention of the ghosts? Same thing here.

(does dancing baby dance)

Holy #$% she actually used to resemble a human being?!?! I refuse to believe that junkie is only 23. She looks almost $%$ elderly.

Whooo Hoooo
I had a troll today also, must be our lucky day, I'm going to buy a lotto ticket.

Hey, me too. A daily pick, I'm thinking.

72 - I peeked in perez and it looks like AW got her hair did.

I'll share with you if I win.

76 - cool..me too.

TT I never knew I had this kind of power. I feel invincible...now I know how dictators feel.

Obsession. By Calvin Klein.

LayDeeBug, you've got my mind wandering all over now.

#29: arch698
You & your lame Flash doodah loadtime bullshit.
You almost had me at the cool graphic on the home page.
Did you make that artwork or just swipe it like a douchey web design dickhead who bites other real artists' websites?

The second I see a "loading:-----" I hitz teh resd x in teh crner.
lolz4var.

TT - Now now, be a good grrl. Actually, bad is better.

LayDeeBug..........you have mail.

Tee Hee...."When I'm bad I'm good"

@22, 36 and 43. The pic on the right is flipped. notice how the words in the background are backwards?????? therefore, it's her left arm, and you can't see it in the most recent pic because it's in front of her.

83, good eye I didnt even notice that

It's pretty obvious she was crazy high when she put on her makeup.

Why do they have a picture of Sara Silverman?

TT, you have mail.

Back at you LayDeeBug.

i think that girl has style ,who cares what or how much drugs she does.if you have money and are over 21 you should be able to do whatever drugs you feel like doing.mixing all that at once is dangerous.just stick to good brown persian heroin mixed with high grade sinsee in a joint and just smoke rock coke in a pyrex bubbler and try to eat healthy food.

@80

can anyone else see WWW.THEINNERCLOCKWORK.COM

or is this guy still using windows 95?

TT I didn't write that. For the record, I'll never post about something I'm doing off the site.

TT - when I;m on the FISH, it's all about what's going on the FISH.

Oh, TT, also, I know you will eventually see the email so I wouldn't tell you to go see it while on the FISH. Watch out, the troll is very crafty.

Damn trolls are a pain in the ass.

The boy probably has humangous ears too, hence the long hair.
He reminds me of an elf boy...

Her picture makes me want to do heroin. To bad needles scare me.

@93, wrong thread, you gibbering fuckstick.

does she seriously think her makeup looks good like that?

93 meg 77

I didn't post that. I don't talk like a pig.

#33 I was thinking the same thing too funny.

as for the flame war going on... ::turns around and walks in opposite direction:: have fun.

I like to fuck chickens!

Brain Scan results are now in.

Result: Negative (no sign of brain activity)

#39

Contact my office to schedule an appointment.

i think anyone with a drug problem deserves respect. she and lindsay lohan have serious problems that are taken too lightly by the obsessive public. it's really sad that we're so quick to judge them when we can't even imagine what it's like to live their lives.

>>"i think anyone with a drug problem deserves respect."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! Oh, shit, I'm dying here.

she ain't got the time...and her daddy thinks she's fine.

ugly bitch looks like a horse, that's how she got the tranquillizers.
ugh. disgusting no-talent drag king. she needs a make-up artist because she obviously can't do it herself.

WTF is up with her eyeliner???? jesus.