Aug 17 2007Amy Winehouse is a dirty thief

oh my god, i think im first... who gives a fuck

It's about time for something new. But this?

First!
Amy, wear some fucking pants that cover your pancake ass - as if the missing teeth weren't enough.

who is this girl?

Why does she have a bat flying outta her ass in the last shot?

What's with the hair? Seriously... I don't get it.

Guess I would still do her. Not that it matters to anybody, but I would.

@6:

The hair and make-up is her trademark. Personally, I think it looks stupid

Holy, crap. That whaletail in the last shot is gonna give me nightmares for weeks. Her ass is way more hideous than her face, and I didn't think that was possible. Seriously, Fish, that last shot belongs in the "So Freakin' Hot" section.

Her hair is trying to take over the world. Did she steal that wig from Cindy Wilson or Kate Pierson? I'm guessing she's going to scream "tin roof rusted" in her next song.

Is that a disease on her eye lids, or did she really tattoo on that much black eyeliner. She is going to look really good in another 10 years with that crap on her eye lids, sort like Michael Jackson.

i'm not sure which is more disturbing: the hair or that thong.

I just realized who she looks like -- that chick with the wicked obnoxious laugh that Chandler dated on Friends.

13. ooooooooo. myyyyy. gaaaaawddddd!

What the crap is that tied around her waist in the last pic?? Is that actually her thong??? Ewwwwww. Good god almighty, girl, put on some weight so that your pants fit and cut off those dreads, you look like a fuckin hobo already. Geez!!!!

Her ass sucks. I have a better ass, and I'm disgusting.

Nice "whale tail" in the last one...

Why steal a music mag? If you're going to out with guns blazing or in this case "thongs" blazing, why not pilfer a fucking "Playgirl" or some nice over the counter drugs!

Good call # 13! Janice from Friends, Jami Gertz in real life.

Why on Earth would a 12 year old boy wear a black thong anyway?
Gross.

Looks like she just didn't feel like waiting in line.

Why is she here?
I thought we had enough geefers in the U.S to pick on.
Why install Euro trash in our day voluntarily?
Hell,if it weren't for us they would be speeking German anyways...

Who likes this stupid crack whore, there are so many more talented hard working people in the music industry that are looked over.

Amy Winehouse is gross. Nobody cares about her. She has stupid hair and her face is ugly.

Don't you mean "...do the meth?

MMMMMMMMMMMM
Pretty black thong panties. Yummy

Even with all the money she blows on drugs and booze, she still has more money than you and me. So why on earth would she steal a magazine? How pathetic. And is it just me, but does she look like she would smell really, really bad?

@25, I bet her panties smell delicious.
I'd love to steal them from the hamper and take them home and sniff them while I jack-off.

#25 PC EVERYBODY (including hobos) has more money than me. I went to the bank the other day and the teller told me I have 67 cents.
I don't even have a crack habit (yet).

yeah...worst whale tail ever.

this girl looks like a skank .
look at her..well i was going to say ass but there is none.
uuugh!!!

#27 FRIST, come over, I will treat you like a queen.

She's a real fucking disaster. And that Beehive hair is God awful. #25 she looks like she would smell like a hobo that just shit himself in 100 degree heat.

And why wear pants that fix when you can show your ass to the world? Because there is nothing I like better in the morning than to see a mutated black ant wearing little kid clothes. Except maybe a time traveling monkey in a swimsuit.

27- LOL

That thong shot.. it's.. awful.

You forgot "incredibly fucking ugly"........

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i have never heard of this lousy bitch until recently. i think she should score some more horse tranquilizers- that would probably mellow the twit out a bit.

Nice thong.

And by "nice" I mean "horrifying."

Does anyone else think she looks like "Janice" from friends? Or at least Janice's crack addict little sister?

Ughhhh!!

Never mind. Note to self...read all the damn posts before you make a comment.

Argh....She sucks anyway.

You people should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of someone who clearly has serious mental and emotional issues. I mean, who the f*ck would steal a magazine with Hard-Fi on the cover?

No problem, #40, "great minds" and all that ;)

And that has to be one of the most disgusting thong pictures I have ever seen. Let me not see that thoonnggg, Thong, tha-tha-tha-thong.

i could understand if this were 1940's Germany, but come on, you cant pull hair off like that in this day and age.

i think i can see a slight bald patch on top of her bun. is that because her head actually form to the shap of it? or, is that because it is where she stashed her misscarried baby in an attemp to hide it from the press.

I think I'll go steal a "Playgirl" until a new post pops up.

Amy, Amy, Amy,

What kind of fuckery is this? I guess we should have expected as much, I mean she did say:

"I cheated myself,
Like I knew I would,
I told you I was trouble,
You know that I'm no good,"

of course she also said if we tried to make her go to rehab she wouldn't go, go, go and look how that turned out.

god. i fuckin' hate this bitch.

her music sucks and she's ugly as hell......why the hell is she famous?

I live in Chelmsford. We don't care that she's pulled out of the festival. All I know is there's a rehab centre near my house and if I see her near it I'm going to poke her eye out with a sharp stick.

this chick is really skanky ,..google some close ups of her, she is missing an awful lot of teeth. ... not a colgate smile :)

16 - I'm with you. She's grosser than me, and that's saying a-LOT (unlike her lyrics). She should change it to "They tried to make me hide my ass cheeks, but I said no, no, NO"

Is this her mom?
http://www.elvira.com/newgfx/Elvira-edit.jpg

#18 That would be Maggie Wheeler, not Jami Gertz and yes, good call on the Janice thing though.

Why wear any underwear if you DON'T HAVE AN ASS?!

Just think how nasty that wig smells...ewwwwww!

they tried to make me get a haircut an i said... you can finish this joke on your own

Damn I thought Rehab sold so many downloads

That panty hanging out of the pants look just screams trashy skank....

I'm going to need to go to rehab after drinking enough gin to forget that I clicked on that ass shot.

Why do assless women love to show off thier hand-ball court butts? yeech!

Check out what she used to look like before the heroine addiciton:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_228x310.jpg

@59...........I don't know.
I want to see a nice big bubble butt. Yummy

60-we saw that the other day. we don't think it's her.....unless she had the tattoo on her right arm removed....or maybe it got so fucking scared of her it ran away? I dunno....both chicks are super hideous though.

my eyes, they bleed!! the corpse bride was way healthier looking than this, um... item? im not sure what you would call it, but if it were human its been dead for at least 6 months.

62, the heavier picture is from a few years ago & the emaciated one is recent, so the lack of tattoo would make sense.

62 - those older pics are of her, there's no 'think' or 'maybe' involved. The one with the tatoo was just a mirror image flipped pic so its on the wrong arm. You can see her music videos from 2003 on youtube, that's what she looked like

I look better in my thong than she does.

*I* fucking need horse tranquilizers after seeing that disgusting thong picture. EWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww

i'm in love with a goddess.

A gorilla looks better in a thong than she does...

I just can't get enough of her fabulous butt! Or...errr...the skin patch above the place where her butt used to be, before she dissolved it with meth.

We have to put up with this little piece of crap because Lindsay is in rehab.

This stupid bitch better not OD on them horse-tranqs on the day they let Lohan out of Mormon-rehab, or KNOW ONE WILL GIVE A FUCK even a little.

And if those damn Mormons take away Lindsay's anger and rage, I'm going to be really pissed off.

She is very fuckable. I love a woman that makes fat bitches jealous.

10 HARharhar!
I must be old or gay because I totally got that ...
Kate Pierson... I'd hit that... She's like, 63 now huh? Whoopsy doodle y'all!

Who the fuck is she?

A British version of Britney, Paris, and Lindsey.

Talented, but totally fucked up, and soon to be washed out.

tm: me, jealous of that?! You must be joking. Only thing I am envious of is her $. I'm broke. I would rather look like / be me than be her. Not every chick on the internet is fat, either, unless you want to "admit" all men on the interNERD are fat, too. I'm 5'8.5 and 138 lbs fyi.

There are plenty of chicks I am envious of, this junkie is not one of them.

@78...LOL
I'm 5-8 130lbs and wear size 10.

Why are we supposed to care about this girl?
She's ugly and she hasn't done anything.

doode, seriously... what the hell is wrong with this bitches hair?

it's gonna suck when she dies. Or... she gets fat again.

#80

Why?
Nobody cares now why would anyone care then?

you know what's sad? She has no ass. I bet she smells like curry armpits, ("hobospice"), and I bet she lost those teeth from addiction...I bet she doesn't have any real hair left... she's emaciated herself so far away so quickly...
Cocaine
Heroin
Ketamine (not Horse Tranqs, people, more for cat/dog surgury)
Meth
Alcohol
IS A HELLUVA DRUG(s)...

of all the celebs, SHE needs to be the one to shave her head. She looks fucking retarded.

This dumb bitch is about as good looking as Rocky Dennis. Look it up.

Is that the classiest thong shot EVER!!!

Oh, TS -- that was just mean.

(But so true).

And I hate to say this in case I'm wrong, but Krazihotkelli and her zzzzzz's must have gone back to school. Time for these punks to get off the internet and back to the classroom. September -- adults, reclaim your space!

Eww! Someone tell that DIRTY DITCHPIG to pull up her fucking pants? Who wants to see that skanky Britney move?

Yeah she looks REAL inconspicuous with that GIANT matte of shit sitting on top of her head ... WTF is that thing!?!? Rats nest for a family of 35???

She looks like she smells.

OR she did not steal the magazine - paid for it at the counter and took it on the way out...

I just can't stop eating. Will somebody please fuck me? I'm so desperate to get fucked. I'm 5'1", 190 pounds, and nobody will give me any attention. I block out the sun and guys still don't see me. It is not fair that a skinny and pretty slut like Amy gets all the guys drooling and men are as likely to think about me as what they shit out of their ass. Sigh. Can I get an Amen from my fellow porkers? Are there any here that make love to a vibrator because a penis can't stay hard when the man sees you naked? I really hate Amy because she can wear a thong. When I wear one, guys don't notice. My ass eats the thong and no man will look at my giant butt. I've tried shaking it in their face and they projectile vomit. Is that normal? To make myself feel better about life I like to pretend that all men on the Internet are dumb losers like me. I also enjoy looking for places I can comment about skinny sluts. It is therapeutic to unleash upon them for enjoying a life I'll never know. Excuse me while I go drown my dorky, chunky face into a gallon of ice cream. Life isn't fair for ugly, nasty fatties like me. :(

#91 ... I'm a TOTAL chubby-chaser!!! I'll pork you my sweet little butterball girl. I'll tap that ass of yours till you cry out in ecstasy and joy! ... I'll even take you shopping afterwards! OXOXOXO

this chick is the world's greatest diet plan. I know I can't hold down food looking at her.

Hopefully the drugs do their job the next time she OD's

to 91:

i dont care much for fat girls, but if your willing to meet me in the middle and let me punch you in the back of the head while we're rubbing bacon grease all over each other, then i'm totally game. i am willing to wear boxing gloves in case you're afraid of bruising and swelling, but then i wouldnt be able to leave my trademark scratchmarks on your forehead that usually say something like "slut" or "cum receptacle" (the latter usually only fits on fat stomachs, unless your Rihanna).

I'm pretty sure, with whatever is running through her bloodstream, that it's not legal for her to drive at any point ever.

ugly, mannish, marginal-at-best -- let her "artistic suffering" go unnoticed and i bet it ends very quickly.

Wow, I am really glad she is in England and the steering wheel is on the other side! How could she drive with how fucked up she is all of the time??

poor thing, she's probably to too imbarrassed to purchase one because of all of those hidious things they write about that tumor on her head...how the hell does she sleep on that thing. Is it her built in pillow?

Hahahahaha @ whale tail..hilarity!
But seriously..her hairs phucking ridiculous.
I wonder if her hair touches the top of her cars roof...

UH...., she didn't just steal a magazine-- she stuffed a basketball in her hair too.

#91... I don't give a damn how "fat" you are; ANY ass would look better than hers. At least you have enough ass to refer to it as an ass. Bigger women are beautiful, they've got more breasts, more legs, more hips, and more ass.

She has no shame, does she, LOL!

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Will someone tell me what find of car that is?

she should have stole some talent instead, and some common sense wouldn't hurt either

Thieving jewish gargoyle.

99- Haha ...so funny. Luckly she has a ragtop convertible. I think by now that dreadlock would stay put while driving on the highway. She is a one trick pony dirty pirate hooker!

ladies, please help. why is it that when you buy tongs and then actually wear them, you leave the tag to stick out like it does on this chick. (whoever she is).

I always cut the tags off my thongs, otherwise it looks like I stole them. Really takes away from the sexiness of it, too.

Why steal NME? It's relatively inexpensive and pretty shitty. At this point it would probably be more worth your time to steal Q.

last picture = CLASSY!

She would have gotten away with it if she'd just stuffed the magazine in her pants. Oh, wait ...

God I just hate her, DIE Winehouse DIE.

what a stupid, fugly, poser, butt-ugly buttmonkey - did I mention POSER??

you guys r retarded. people do pay for stuffs first and take them on the way out. I mean people with money. I'm not sure the types that go on the internet to download music which is available for less than 20 quid a cd ever shop for anything else beside blank dvds. so shutup already.

She's trying to be all "Janis Joplin anti" - Janis was super cool - Amy just super SUCKS ASS.

the worst thing about this incident is the trademark showing off her panties..oh, God, if you wanna to show your intimities you must be more carefull with little details like buy a ass in case if don´t have one to show!!!

P.S.: I've never heard about this girl(?) before until i saw this site..what she does? is she a singer? I think she's not famous here in Brazil (thanks God!).

P.S.: I've never heard about this girl(?) before until i saw this site..what she does? is she a singer? I think she's not famous here in Brazil (thanks God!).

she sings about not going to rehab but instead she goes to rehab. weird!

I think that's an octopus on her head. Notice the tentacles hanging down.

This is my first time on this site, these readers comments are amazing, what a bunch of catty, mean comments, but I guess this is come crappy gossip magazine, I should not expect much.

All the comments here are just based on lies you juge the person from the appearence !!you dont hear here voice just keeping your eyes in the body that means that you are! clearly blind !ciao stupidoooo