Jul 19 2007Victoria Beckham's legs will haunt your nightmares
The Daily Mail has shots of Victoria Beckham heading to a photoshoot in Los Angeles with her legs looking like this. Apparently she keeps thin by dieting, but her friends say, "She doesn't exercise at all." Which still doesn't explain what we're looking at here. Is that even considered a leg anymore? I could put together a more human looking leg with a pile of ground beef and a hammer.
UPDATE: To get to the bottom of this I added some additional shots of her legs. The first three are from the Daily Mail and the last four are different higher quality shots. There's definitely some Photoshop afoot, but the question is which? For the sake of my personal amusement, I'll just assume the first three are real.

Reader Comments
1. Salopia - July 19, 2007 5:23 PM
first!
2. Sprite - July 19, 2007 5:23 PM
Ew
3. Godfella - July 19, 2007 5:23 PM
first!!!!
4. bingo brown - July 19, 2007 5:23 PM
is she a burn victim? sure looks like it.
5. Mira - July 19, 2007 5:24 PM
That... is not... human.
6. mr funny - July 19, 2007 5:26 PM
...yeah, a rug burn victim
7. Anon - July 19, 2007 5:26 PM
Its a photoshop fake people.
8. Alex - July 19, 2007 5:27 PM
u r so dumb for posting this - this is not only photoshop, it's real bad photoshop, weren't u just showing other pics of this woman with perfect legs when her husband was supposedly fingering her? make up ur mind!
9. Kiki - July 19, 2007 5:27 PM
Surely that's photoshopped... We see her legs all the time in pictures and they aren't like that at all.
10. Ricky - July 19, 2007 5:28 PM
Victoria is a fashion icon with amazing legs...this is simply a bad picture and a bad time. Ive seen her legs looks amazing tons of times.
11. Sassy - July 19, 2007 5:28 PM
Ummm P.H.O.T.O.S.H.O.P.
12. Britney Crotch Juice - July 19, 2007 5:29 PM
No. 8 -- spot on. lets see more of britney's unders! woohoo!
13. Rachael - July 19, 2007 5:30 PM
Definately photoshopped! She has been seen in short skirts and shorts a million times before and her legs are definatley not like this! She has the most skinniest toned legs ever!
Don't belive these pics people. Obviously its a very slow news day!
14. wedgeone - July 19, 2007 5:30 PM
Q: Why would one leg look so gross and the other one be normal looking (except for the mega-thinness)?
A: It's a FAKE!
Got fooled again, Fish?
15. madame_no - July 19, 2007 5:33 PM
I hate to admit it, but I actually watched her special Monday night. And for a few minutes she tricked me into believing that I liked her. She said that people always say how attractive David is and how funny she is, which means that they're calling her a pig or something. But with legs like these, how could anyone call her anything less than a goddess? Her calf kind of looks like a clump of wet sand. And I bet you could carry things in that roll in her thigh. Who needs a purse? How convenient.
16. luxe - July 19, 2007 5:33 PM
ooooooh, fake pictures.
moving on...
17. justifiable - July 19, 2007 5:34 PM
I call photoshop, you can see a blurred area.
18. Dee - July 19, 2007 5:35 PM
As someone who's job it is to retouch photos every day, I'd say without a doubt... this is a very PISS POOR photoshop job. I'd take this one down before embarassing myself by posting a fake photo.
19. madame_no - July 19, 2007 5:36 PM
Ok, I retract my comments. Her legs did look pretty good on her NBC special. And if they really looked like this I don't think she could cover it with just make up.
20. miss oblivious - July 19, 2007 5:37 PM
no, I'm not buyin it. That pic is fixed. She's always walking around in micro minis; I think someone would have noticed that problem by now. Not only that, but she's much to vain...if her leg really looked like that she would have that shit covered up. Not buyin it
21. Cher - July 19, 2007 5:37 PM
That is such a fake photo, that's not her real leg!
22. ukn - July 19, 2007 5:37 PM
Would be fun to take a shot of tequila out of her leg crevace.. yum.
23. Shellz - July 19, 2007 5:38 PM
Whatevs...I'm a graphic artist and that leg is so f*cking Photshopped. Total bullsh*t.
24. swmo - July 19, 2007 5:39 PM
I think someone is trying to pull our leg with this picture....correction, Victoria's leg!
25. pyrrho - July 19, 2007 5:40 PM
I wanna lick it
26. mrs.t - July 19, 2007 5:42 PM
I would be so pissed if someone photoshopped Joan Rivers' leg on me.
I smell a lawsuit.
27. Katie - July 19, 2007 5:43 PM
What was the point of posting this when TMZ KNEW they were fake photoshop pictures? Just lame, if you ask me. Bad photoshopping, too. At least get someone with some Photoshop skills. Why would someone have just one funky leg? Lame.
28. lambman - July 19, 2007 5:53 PM
you can tell the first 3 are fake because her skin is orange in them
29. Victoria - July 19, 2007 5:54 PM
I agree with comment #27, this is horrible photoshop and why wouldn't the person photoshop just one leg b/c her right leg seems fine and her left leg looks like a 97 year olds.
30. All4One - July 19, 2007 5:55 PM
It's Fake..
Try Harder next Time..
31. mdiz - July 19, 2007 5:56 PM
Weak...
32. krazihottkelli♣♣♣♣ - July 19, 2007 5:59 PM
dude, if itz not
photozhopped
then I can underztand
Y her legz
would look like that
after 3 kidz..
I zee grozz zhit like
that all the
time at the beach....
children ruin your body....♥
33. wundersmack - July 19, 2007 6:02 PM
Those cottage cheese gams are deffo FAKE, because when I hang out with Vic (she lets me call her that) we often comment on how we both have the same smooth, exquisitely sexy legs.
34. tiff - July 19, 2007 6:03 PM
Those bad pics are totally photoshopped. If her leg was seriously that nasty she would not be prancing around in mini-skirts and short dresses every single day.
35. Rachael - July 19, 2007 6:03 PM
Another reason i know this is photoshopped is because there is no way she would walk around showing off her legs if they looked like that.
She said in an interview that you would never see her show off her stomach because she said it looks disgusting after having her boys - and you never ever see her in a bikini - ever. So this just proves that this is photoshopped - she is one high maintenance girl and would'nt be seen dead like this!
36. wundersmack - July 19, 2007 6:06 PM
PS - my left thigh looks just like that.
Happened in 'Nam.
37. nia - July 19, 2007 6:11 PM
the pics dont even match, the lady w/bad legs is really fair
38. Chauncey Gardner - July 19, 2007 6:15 PM
I've always thought that Dogface Beckham looks like one of those horrific stop-motion creations from a Tool video, but this is ridiculous. Even the most deluded of female celebrities would cover shit like that the fuck up.
39. emily - July 19, 2007 6:18 PM
35, mhm. she has really nice legs.
40. XXXfiles - July 19, 2007 6:18 PM
#32 So can your mom get a retroactive abortion? Please say yes. We'll all pay for it.
41. krazihottkelli♣♣♣♣ - July 19, 2007 6:18 PM
BULLZHIT: thatz
what legz
look like after
kidz..zeriouzly..
and when U zit down
like in yezterdayz
pic with her huzband
and zpray your legz
tan color..they alwayz
look zo much better
than walking...dumbzhitz...♥
42. combustion8 - July 19, 2007 6:20 PM
thats what happenes when you shit out 3 kids.. your body goes into self destruct mode... ladies can learn from this.
43. justifiable - July 19, 2007 6:21 PM
#41 It's photoshopped, you fucking moron!!! Because you're a slow 12 year old, you have NO fucking idea what you're talking about most of the time, pity that doesn't stop you, though...
44. krazihottkelli♣♣♣♣ - July 19, 2007 6:22 PM
xxxxxxxxxxfuckinfilezfuckerfacexxxxxxx
Y don't U come down her
zo I can drown
your fuckin azz in the
ocean, bitch...
45. teddy - July 19, 2007 6:23 PM
prove its photoshopped... only way you can do that is to show the original side by side.
46. photoshopper - July 19, 2007 6:28 PM
http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/p/b/victoria_beckham.jpg
#45 If her legs looked as heinous as in this shot, why is this the first time anyone's seen them like this? This woman is photographed over and over, and now we just see the horrible truth? Get real. The paps would have been all over uggo legs if they existed, so to speak. Look at the blurry areas in the last picture, this is a piss-poor job of retouching.
47. krazihottkelli♣♣♣♣ - July 19, 2007 6:28 PM
43/
R we having a bad
day bitch?
Zoundz like...I went
zwimming while
your old azz worked....
yea, I'd hate
my life too if I waz
FUCKIN U, FUCKFACE☻
48. photoshopper - July 19, 2007 6:30 PM
#46 It's the third picture now, the Superficial guy was just dumb enough to post more.
49. Fuquan - July 19, 2007 6:31 PM
BULLSHIT! The daily mail is such a quality paper that they smelled my taint and wrote a story about it.
50. justifiable - July 19, 2007 6:32 PM
#47 kelli, nobody gives a fuck what you do, no matter what mommy tells you. Tantrum much?
51. krazihottkelli♣♣♣♣ - July 19, 2007 6:46 PM
50===thoze legz look like
yourz, huh?
now, I feel zorry for your
azz..let me
guezz..hmmmm...U had 3 to 5
kidz..didn't cha
and now your azz haz to work
and pay for their
big fuckin mouthz, right?
52. SirMixALittle - July 19, 2007 6:47 PM
In the 3rd photo, on the left side of her "leg", you can see "duplication" in the area of her calf muscle where the clone tool was used.
Looks like the asshat that did it cloned the wrinkles at the bottom of her ankle onto her leg, with a touch of burn and dodge thrown in to heighten the yuck factor.
53. Public Address System - July 19, 2007 7:01 PM
***BRRK***Cleanup on aisle 51, that is all BRRK***
54. photoshopper - July 19, 2007 7:05 PM
#52 You can see in the 4th picture her legs look just fine. Wonder if the Mail actually paid anyone for this or just did it themselves?
55. toonkinstein - July 19, 2007 7:05 PM
Becks' hittin' that
56. Dunno - July 19, 2007 7:08 PM
FIRST
57. STUPID KELLI - July 19, 2007 7:17 PM
kelli you stupid fucking juvenile, when you have had three kids, you have a look at your own legs, until then I WISH YOU WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP. You obviously don't know JACK SHIT about the world little girl. Your legs probably look like that already, with cankles and pus scabs all over. NO FUCKING PHOTOSHOP on you!
58. cooter - July 19, 2007 7:24 PM
I would rather kiss her hideous leg than her monstrous face!!! That is one scary biatch!
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
59. krustiassholekelli - July 19, 2007 7:31 PM
kelli, you fucking skank retard, when you've actually FUCKED someone come back and use the word. if don't know anything about it, shut the fuck up about that, too.
60. haroof - July 19, 2007 7:32 PM
lol superficial is just falling for stupid fake pics now.
sad times.
61. nonono - July 19, 2007 7:34 PM
she doesn't have that kind of leg.. when she was in jay leno, her legs looked good!
62. KT - July 19, 2007 7:39 PM
Yeah, PHOTOSHOP. We all saw her on TV a few nights ago. you can try all you want. america will love her. you watch. she's the next f-ing icon. she's brillant, bad ass and hysterical and smokin hot. can't beat that. oh yeah, and her husband. omg
63. watching_kellis_brain_die_off - July 19, 2007 7:56 PM
kelli you're the dumbzhit!! if the picture doesn't match yesterday's photos, it must be because she was sitting down and had spray-on tan? what? *hysterical laughter*
64. Rosie's Mustach - July 19, 2007 7:57 PM
Bah, I wish these were real but take a look at the other pics, her legs look smooth. Plus she's always in mini skirts and no one has ever seen this supposed deformity.
But she'll always be UGLY to me.
The whore is revolting, her show tanked (5 million viewers) and her little move to America will DEFINITELY wreck her marriage. She wil be divorced in 5 years tops, mark my words.
If they are real then I would say that she obviously got liposuction on her thighs by the same person that liposuctioned Tara Reid's stomach.
65. krazihottkelli♣♣♣♣ - July 19, 2007 7:58 PM
and U fuckerz think that I'm
ztupid...all U lozerz
that got married and had kidz
and now hate your ugly
huzbandz and kidz...your the
ztupid dickz in here
not me...and if your at work
your a fuckin zlacker..
lozzzzerzzzzzz......☻
66. Public Address System - July 19, 2007 8:02 PM
****BRRK Attention, porta-potty spill on aisle 65. Bring a mop and a mask. That is all. BRRK****
67. MeatSack - July 19, 2007 8:03 PM
ACK!
The first three are (badly) edited in.
68. duster - July 19, 2007 8:20 PM
I don't see any Photoshop cloning. I don't think the area round her ankle has been reproduced up on her calf as suggested- it's a slightly different wrinkle. The harsh sunlight gives a hard shadow in the hollow above her knee, which makes the whole thing look peculiar - but, I think it's all horribly real.
69. D - July 19, 2007 8:20 PM
I think her hiddeous attitude and inflated sense of importance is reflected in her very cells. She is like the crypt keeper. Is she even a girl?
70. duster - July 19, 2007 8:24 PM
On the other hand, when you look at the blurred area it starts to look fake. Oh, I don't know. My head hurts. I'm going to bed.
71. Kill Yourself - July 19, 2007 8:27 PM
That looks so fake.
72. william - July 19, 2007 8:41 PM
i saw..i outloud said "whaaaa?"
73. HeavenScent - July 19, 2007 8:52 PM
I don't know what's scarier Posh's "leg" or Courtney Love's blog....*weeps*
74. polypam - July 19, 2007 9:02 PM
I'm no fan of Posh's (well, unless she is making negative comments about Paris) but NO ONE gets cellulite on their calves. Even Tara Reid doesn't have that! Just look closely at that first photo and you'll see the heels of her shoes are slightly different widths.
I bet Paris was behind this.
75. Wo - July 19, 2007 9:07 PM
It seems like fake pictures, in all other pics her legs look perfect.
76. Danklin24 - July 19, 2007 9:36 PM
You're a twat if you didnt realize these were photoshopped the second you saw them.
77. jinx - July 19, 2007 9:44 PM
Welcome to the land of photoshop and pranksters Victoria!
78. blondieboo - July 19, 2007 9:52 PM
There is no way this is real, its obviously photoshopped. Victoria wears minis all the time and she got photographed about a billion times by British tabloids- I think they would have noticed.
I can't say much for Victoria but I can say this: her legs are gorgeous. Those wrinkly pics are bollocks.
79. Ron - July 19, 2007 9:54 PM
She has fantastic legs and she doesn't need to work out for that she constantly wears 4 inch or higher spike heels. Those will make anyones legs look better and the more you wear them the better the legs. I saw her wecome to america show the other day and she said on that that she wouldn't be caught dead in ugly flats. So lets hear it for a step in the right direction. Sensible shoes are just ugly and promote ugly legs. SILLETTOES RULE!!!
80. g-unit - July 19, 2007 10:15 PM
VICTORIA IS A SEXY MILF & SHE HAS FANTASTIC LEGS. FUCK THAT PHOTOSHOP BULLSHIT.
81. jessicalynne - July 19, 2007 10:37 PM
the real pic is on popsugar.com!
seriously, like she would step out of the house looking like that!
82. Mike - July 19, 2007 10:50 PM
Her legs were very clearly visible in high definition on Leno the other night, and they definitely looked a lot better than that.
83. FromOutOfNoWhere - July 19, 2007 11:02 PM
Damn this is one ugly azz tranny.
84. megan - July 19, 2007 11:08 PM
So did anyone notice the 2 different shoes?
ridiculous.
85. jessica mickelson - July 19, 2007 11:23 PM
aww you people are bitches. i just got done watching her show and i loved it. i hope it stays on. i want to be her personal assistant now.
86. Girl behaving badly - July 20, 2007 12:42 AM
Take Tara's tits and stomach and Posh's legs and you have one hot mama! That is centerfold Playboy action right there boy! I can see her as the new "Girl Next door"!
87. Earl Grey - July 20, 2007 12:43 AM
I would dry hump that leg for a bone!
88. blahblahblah - July 20, 2007 12:45 AM
it's obviously fake! i'm ashamed of superficial for posting something like this which is a stupid waste of time. SUPERFICIAL GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER MAN! stop posting crap about beckham which is mostly untrue. focus on the real idiots in hollywood i.e. lindsey lohan, britney spears, paris hilton and so on..
89. kelli iza skank - July 20, 2007 12:55 AM
Ok trailer park kelli. You hate the married people. You hate people with kids. You hate the working class. I bet you're fucking popular at school, you must be soooooooo coooooool. LIKE HELL.
90. Evil - July 20, 2007 12:56 AM
that is photoshop, nothing more nothing less..and loser cunts that do that shit are lame as fuck
91. hannah - July 20, 2007 1:39 AM
i have to defend her here. she probably was just tensing a muscle. seriously. do we have to pick apart every aspect of a celebrity's body!? jeez.
92. hannah - July 20, 2007 1:40 AM
also, the first pic is totally photoshopped and the rest look normal
93. kraziretardkelli - July 20, 2007 2:05 AM
#65 kelli, it's truly ironic that you are too fucking stupid to know how sweet it is to see you type "your the ztupid dickz in here not me."
The good news is that later on in life you won't need to know the difference, as "you're" emptying the fry vats on "your" job. Happy slacking, "lozzzer".
94. Shelly - July 20, 2007 2:32 AM
I used Photoshop all the time, for both work and fun.
I can tell you with certainty that photos 2 and 3 are all smeared to hell via Photoshop. You can see the blurriness and the smeared-look the tool makes. It's also easy to get the textured look just by using the clone stamp. I really doubt her legs look anything like this.
95. butts - July 20, 2007 2:53 AM
Oh man. Those legs were my teen masturbatory fantasy. Welp... down the crapper.
96. Bill - July 20, 2007 4:11 AM
That is horrible. Tara Reid is one thing, likewise, Beckham's half grapefruits too, but those photos are bullshit to post even on this site. Take em down ahole.
97. shello - July 20, 2007 4:28 AM
Who you trying to kid? Obviously the other pictures are not showing those scars or whatever it is...even from a far angle, it should show, but it doesn't! So PHOTOSHOP!
98. iren33 - July 20, 2007 5:29 AM
It's VERY bad photoshop.The area around legs is too sharp and the reflection of light is unnatural.
99. ana - July 20, 2007 6:21 AM
she has good legs! it's so obvious the first three are fake
100. morning coffee - July 20, 2007 6:40 AM
bet she's real happy she came to the US now! LOL
101. Darth Hater - July 20, 2007 7:42 AM
I guess the disclaimer of possibly being photoshopped keeps you from getting your ass sued off?
Seriously, find better material.
102. Skinny - July 20, 2007 7:50 AM
Wow, someone must really hate Victoria Beckham to Photoshop her legs like that. I wonder what her reaction will be when she sees these pictures.
103. Larry - July 20, 2007 8:08 AM
I've always thought that she's basically a good looking smoking shemale.
and these pictures prove it.
104. Larry - July 20, 2007 8:15 AM
and the shemale has it coming if these are indeed fakes...
"Victoria Beckham has had her wish to “fatten up” come true a little earlier than expected.
In a recent photoshoot for the Beckham’s new fragrance 'Initmately' the former Spice Girl seems to have acquired a shapely new ass.
And it seems it has all come not with eating more but with the aid of a little computer wizardry.
One expert told the Daily Mail: "It looks as if the pictures have almost certainly been enhanced in some way by digital manipulation.”
"The left hand side looks to have been enhanced and resembles a J-Lo style curvy bottom and the left hand side seems lower with a highlight re-touch added.”
"Judging from recent pictures, her thighs also look to have been manipulated so it looks in proportion with her enhanced bottom.”
"This photo clearly designed to show she has curves, although they are digitally manipulated."
You live by the photoshop-- you die by it..
105. Christ on a Crotch - July 20, 2007 8:29 AM
Holy Varicose Batman!
What the hell? Funny, as I was walking to work JUST NOW, I was thanking the powers that be and genetics for my skin and muscle tone. THANK YOU MOMMY!
Not even exercise wan help that woman. Unless that's a burn scar. Is it???
106. Rach - July 20, 2007 8:46 AM
She's orange. The legs in the picture aren't.
107. Christie - July 20, 2007 8:54 AM
It looks like a burn scar.
108. Trish - July 20, 2007 8:56 AM
photoshopped...that's a fake picture
109. Kimi - July 20, 2007 9:02 AM
That is not Victoria! Do somebody believes that? Aaaarh
110. Bodylotion - July 20, 2007 9:09 AM
Crazy Ugly Kelli, could you do me a favor, and die?
111. RP - July 20, 2007 9:18 AM
I have 12 years graphic design experience, in my opinion the first three shots are not photoshoped. The third from last may very well be.
The back of her left leg looks like it was burned and possibly skin grafted. If it weren't for the angle of the sun and the fact that the muscle is relaxed it would probably never have been noticed.
112. Jeremy - July 20, 2007 9:30 AM
I love Posh!! She is hot. Very Cool. Down to earth. So she likes her picture taken, big deal. Her husband is cool and for where they are in life, pretty modest people. I hope they do well in L.A. and all the haters can just jump.
113. United States of America - July 20, 2007 9:31 AM
Victoria- we don't want you here... go back to England....
114. Veronica - July 20, 2007 9:36 AM
I agree. While I REALLY can't stand any of the Beckham clan (and don't understand the hype), I find it irritating to see one photo of Victoria with perfect legs and the next photo with a bad attempt at Photoshop!
They really need to go back to England though and we, as the public, need to stop caring about them!
115. jen - July 20, 2007 9:46 AM
you know guys, krazikelli is right. We're dumb for not getting pregnant at 14, getting married, having stable jobs.
we should all follow her by example and rape other peoples wallets by using welfare because we're way to lazy to get off our asses and get a job. it's brilliant. don't forget the food stamps when you go to the piggly wiggly! and no, food stamps don't pay for the internet, either.
116. krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 20, 2007 9:57 AM
keep hatin me fuckerz☺☻
coz thatz what your good at, fuck
I thought I waz a bitch
until I dizcovered thiz zite.....
Itz nice to hate, ain't it?☻
#111==zeemz to think that that ugly
leg iz herz...zo, who iz the
dickbrainz now....not me, fuckfacez♣
117. whitegold - July 20, 2007 9:58 AM
What a load of crap!!! That's pretty pathetic that the daily mirror would actually photoshop pics of someone's legs to make them look nasty and then publish it. Bunch of fucking losers!
118. elle - July 20, 2007 10:00 AM
it's a fact that the first 3 are fake. why would anyone spend all that time trying to make her legs look like tara reid's stomach? gross. thats almost as weird as the person who tirelessly airbrushed underwear either on or off lindsay's minge. that was disgusting.
119. krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 20, 2007 10:08 AM
115/Jen:
what the fuck are foodztampz?
never heard of them, but U zeem to know
alot about them..U muzt be
poor..and for your 411..no Piggley Wiggleyz
in Florida, ztupid..let me
guezz..your from Wezt/by/gozh/Virginia,
ain't cha..Wrong Turn People↓↓↓
everyone there marryz their couzinz and
don't work, nice place to live☻
I live next to the ocean, and thatz Y all
U fuckerz hate my azz, like I
care...zo go change your babiez diaperz
and enjoy your mountain life...☺
120. brooke - July 20, 2007 10:10 AM
no way thats real...shes photographed all the time and her legs look normal...
121. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - July 20, 2007 10:15 AM
Who really give a shit if it's real or not?
She's from England and people from their are stupid and lowlifes.
122. Kristin - July 20, 2007 10:21 AM
Her and her husband are both ugly green teeth Brits. Who cares about them, they suck ass.
123. woodhorse - July 20, 2007 10:26 AM
America doesn't need these two Brits in our country, we have enough trash already.
124. Inappropriate - July 20, 2007 10:27 AM
#121, that's alot coming from you. Everyone knows Americans are fat slobs with the IQ of a cornflake.
125. George - July 20, 2007 10:35 AM
She forgot to wear the pants with her wetsuit top. I hope she's not going surfing later.
126. Gia - July 20, 2007 10:37 AM
There's no way these are real; her legs are bloody fantastic!
127. George - July 20, 2007 10:40 AM
#124 - England is the only country that has to come up with stupid names for their food dishes, for example, toad-in-the-hole, bubble and squeak, and bangers. The English only do this because their food tastes so awful. Learn how to cook, English Porker.
128. Bodylotion - July 20, 2007 10:43 AM
Crazy Ugly Kelli: Your writing style really makes my stomach turn 15 times a second, resulting in ejecting the contents of it. What on earth drives you to write like that? Does it make you feel cool? Are you some kind of redneck? God damn, grow up, and learn how to write proper english. And for crying out loud, do not keep hitting the Enter key after you typed 10 characters
because it
reads very
annoying and
looks childish
like your
writing
style.
Stop replacing the 's' characters with 'z'. You are giving a very immature look and I won't be surprised to find a 7 year old girl behind that computer of yours.
129. theredsnapper - July 20, 2007 11:06 AM
she may very well have a mangled wheel.. but i still love this clam.. pissposh your the bomb in my book..
130. Madonna - July 20, 2007 11:07 AM
Posh, you know the reason why I moved to England, don't you? Ok, the real reason is that I ran out of fresh men to screw. Just wait until the earthquakes knock you out of bed and knock stuff on your head. You'll be running back to England so fast and be glad to be back here in the fog.
131. anita - July 20, 2007 11:21 AM
she has great legs...that is total fake! having 3 kids does not impair your legs! dah
132. FirstTimeCaller - July 20, 2007 11:23 AM
wow why is kelli always so angry
133. FirstTimeCaller - July 20, 2007 11:26 AM
Also, if anyone doesn't believe that these are photoshopped, I've got a castle in the clouds I want to sell you. Advertisers LOVE you
134. Anne Smith - July 20, 2007 11:26 AM
PHOTOSHOPPED! her legs don't look likethat at all. The first 3 pics are fake.
135. KrasyUglyKellStinkTwat - July 20, 2007 11:56 AM
Hey Kelly, I zaw your ugly face and I am not imprezzed. I think U r a vulgar pile of trazh for the thingz u zay about motherhood and older people you filthy freak.
Alzo, what is the z thing anyway you inzipid lifelezz zkank? We don't really think thiz is clever in any way do we???? hahahahahahha
Pleaze go away. It zeemz you have worn out your welcome.
136. Peace - July 20, 2007 12:32 PM
If that's not photoshop.. I'm George Bush.
137. Someone Small - July 20, 2007 12:32 PM
How the hell does someone get cellulite on their calves??
138. caralho - July 20, 2007 1:30 PM
ahahah! that's SO FAKE!!!
139. Greg - July 20, 2007 2:39 PM
Welcome to America. You are done!!!!!
140. Greg - July 20, 2007 2:39 PM
Welcome to America. You are done!!!!!
141. vml - July 20, 2007 3:02 PM
this is not ok. she is amazing. this is fucking bull shit.
142. RattInnaCage - July 20, 2007 3:04 PM
I was watching TV the other night and they had some film of her moving around and the leg looked just nasty. NOT only that, she was a really sarcastic bitch towards everyone, was an insufferable know-it-all 1and she was actually poing people with this cane that she used with the fucked up leg. uuuummmmmmm
Wait, now that I think about it that was an episode of House I was watching. I'll get back to you about the pictures later.
143. Alisoon - July 20, 2007 4:07 PM
that's fake.
144. ummm - July 20, 2007 4:58 PM
this is so fake its not even funny look at the very first picture of her, her right leg is perfect and her left one is, this is such bull shit. the magazine actually thinks that no one else is going to post the real pictures of her.
145. Joane - July 20, 2007 6:00 PM
idiots the ones that believed that the first pics were real =P seriously, like someone said; how come the other leg is perfect when the other one is almost falling apart?
Come on, people! Try to connect those brains!
146. pissant kelli - July 20, 2007 7:31 PM
kelli you brain dead weasel fuck, you ate the fuckin "S" key dincha?? YOU WOULD NEED IT TO SPELL "STUPID SLURRY", you know, like the fat spotty pig in the mirror.
Bodylotion, love ya work.
147. krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 20, 2007 11:20 PM
keep hatin me pizzant*146*, and
thatz juzt how fuckin ztupid
U R...U ztupid fuckin bitch☻☺♦♣
U want my life..hahahhahahahaha♦
I'll bet your ztupidazz haz
to zave money all year juzt to go
on a fuckin vacation...and I
live in vacation land..and don't
even have to leave my ztate...
U fuckerz hate your ztupid livez
I'm zo glad that I'll never let a ztupid
man marry me and ruin my life..
Enjoy yourz .. az long
az U hate me...I'm enjoying mine☻☺
LOZERZ FUCKZ♥☻♥☻♥☻♥
148. pissant kelli - July 21, 2007 12:00 AM
forget your ritalin today kelli?
when the grown ups are laughing at you here, we all know where you'll end up, now practice along fatchops "you want fries with that?"
149. slydewayze - July 21, 2007 12:07 AM
mkay kelli your a fugly dog,
the only state your in is depression because you've realized hey those aren't vic beckams legs they are yours plus whats this no mans gonna marry me you 2tonne hairy Dyke these legs are photoshoped aswell coz my mummy had 3 kids and shes a smokin hottie
p.s have you shaved your moustache today
WHORExx
150. krazihottkelli - July 21, 2007 12:10 AM
im a fugly DYKE
151. Betsy - July 21, 2007 12:16 AM
This is so fake; this is a really low photo for thesuperficial, honestly, I'm disappointed.
152. kandshop - July 21, 2007 12:46 AM
Posh and her family will beg to go back home after America puts them through all of our hating. Bye Bye.
153. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 21, 2007 12:53 AM
148// hey dickweed:
Bitch..I told U B..4
that I don't do perzcription
druggz...fuck thoze
doctorz and their fuckin vizitz
not into that zhit..but
can clearly zee that U R...now..
go get your little pill
and make your world much brighter
for your zorry fuckin azzz♦♦♦♦♦
154. Hurri - July 21, 2007 1:18 AM
the first are NOT photoshopped
she is not wearing nylons, she is old tanned and thats what happens when you move (even a thin) body part
her next plastic surgery will be a leg skin lift at the thigh /pelvic line
Yes It's true
check out an older womans legs moving **with no nylons on notice Janice Dickson in the red stripe bikini She has had the legSkin lift and more
She
155. sairi - July 21, 2007 1:28 AM
not photoshopped!!
my moms skin does the same thing in pics when she is moving
PIC#1 & #5 just look at the skin on her hand!
people like her pay to have a picture friendly relationship with Paparazzi & some magazines
P.S. yes indeed my grandma told me elbows never lie
156. Stupid ASS - July 21, 2007 11:05 AM
do you actually know the meaning of photoshop? SAIRI ARE YOU BLIND THE OTHER PICTURE HAS V.B. WITH PERFECT LEGS WHILE THE OTHER IS SAGGY... STUPID ASS
157. Posh - July 21, 2007 3:39 PM
156, did you ever think that the other picture that showed me leg looking good was photoshopped? I mean, come on, Britney photoshoppes ever picture out there..good or bad. I'm sad to say that these pictures really are my legs. Take a picture of your leg walkin up steps, you'll see what I mean.
158. meee - July 21, 2007 5:44 PM
hey faggots, the pictures are obviously not real. look at the left leg. it doesn't even have the same SHOE on as the right. the heel is totally different. someone else's leg was obviously photoshopped into that picture. you guys are fucking stupid.
159. gigi - July 22, 2007 1:36 AM
see?? what'd I tell you guys about those nonorganic fluids occupying VB's fembot body + ingesting human food?? Remember when Becks held his hand to her thigh in the car? I swear that vein was gonna blow! and now we see the results... tsk tsk
160. dave mustaine - July 22, 2007 4:17 AM
Fake....
161. lintikakelli - July 22, 2007 4:35 AM
problema mu kelli man??
du la ka gnpadako sng mayad kailoy mu ba!!
anywayz....
ano na tiil ni beckham man??
daw linti..
gnghungod nya na??
lastly..hangag kagd ya kelli..
hangag kagd..
162. porkbellies - July 22, 2007 10:28 AM
She's a PORKMOUTH. Who cares about her grandma Moses legs. Her mouth is enough to make everyone hate her. With that stupid Britain accent, if she's smart, she pull a Madonna and learn to talk like us. We hate the Brits and their pork mouth green teeth accent.
163. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 22, 2007 12:18 PM
161=clearly haz no ballz at all:
whatz the matter, afraid to leave
your zcreen name, coz U R afraid
of little me making fun of your
old ztupidazz, whatever, ball=lezz
mutherfucker...like I give a fuck....
164. farty_mcshitface - July 22, 2007 2:32 PM
goddamn!- her bony legs are just awful. people who think she has nice legs are flat-out blind or just really fucked up!!
165. not buying it - July 22, 2007 4:09 PM
i hate this pretentious little cunt as much as all of you, but that is fake. i've seen her legs and they do not look like that. besides, if they did, she has enough money to fix it, and why does only one leg look that bad?
go find some real news
166. not buying it - July 22, 2007 4:12 PM
xxxfiles- love you for that abortion comment. hell, i'll even pay for all of it.
kelli is a waste of precious oxygen. and why does she call everyone old? she's 12, right?
167. FAKER - July 22, 2007 7:23 PM
I wrote Lainey at Lainey gossip that these were FAKE and she said The Daily Mail can do no wrong and they would never lie (something like that.blahblahblah...ohhhhhhh, we always believe the news media because they have too much to lose if they are wrong....*snort*)
I have ugly legs and mine don't look like that. PHOTOSHOPPED
168. observer - July 22, 2007 7:32 PM
could she have a prior injury? The leg looks odd. My husband has a leg injury that looks similar and if you look really closely at the photos you can see a definite border along the weird skin area like grafting.
The thigh looks like a gouge out of it.
Take a look at the photos of David covering her leg area up when they were getting out of the car. Everyone thinks it is her cooch, but it could be her thigh he is really covering.
169. kelli iza skank - July 22, 2007 8:07 PM
hmmmmm kelli, looks like you mighta gave the game up here, you got all righteous and self absorbed in your tantrums about a lot of comments here, but some have been left alone as if in complete denial. have we reached the core of kelli, contestant numbers #149 and #150?
ps I wanna know what #161 says!!!
170. krazihottkelli - July 22, 2007 9:58 PM
147/150/166/169: 4===1, I'm not a dyke
or a guy that needz to zhave hiz
ugly fuckin face, bitchez..If U think
your wordz hurt me,,,your crazier
than me, fuckface...oh yea, I'm not 12
either bitch..and U freakin know
it.....NOW....HOW I REALLY FEEDL ABOUT POSH..
I watched her zhow and I loved it
and I loved her..more than her huzband..but
he lookz nice..I alzo know that her legz
R HOTT and not thoze grandma legz..I guezz
the bezt reazon I like her iz ..zhe actz
like zhe don't take no crap....I love that
in girlz...but...we R not here to compliment people...so fuck the people that I #'d at the top...I love Pozh....eat zhit people...
171. fat kelli - July 23, 2007 12:42 AM
#170 YOU POSTED #147 STUPID. Ha ha ha!!!!!!!
172. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 23, 2007 9:40 AM
171/ U zay your name iz fatkelli? Zo, what R U like 300,400 lbz.
fuckface....poor U...zo fucking fatt...U can't even go outta the houze
U have nothing that fitz your fattazz....Y don't U get zome exercize
bitch...take a zwim once in awhile...fucker.....the zea cowz(maniteez)
will be comfortable next to U...they'll think your their fatt mother...
173. booknerd - July 23, 2007 10:01 AM
kelli must die. she is waisting valuable space
174. expeditus - July 23, 2007 10:28 AM
(173) I know what booknerds do! Please bring that unused dick over
to my farm. xxxfiles is cuming over and he likes booknerds, so do I.
We will show you how to use you dick, like never before. We know that
you have never had sex before, so we'll take it easy on you the first time.
Hurry, our dicks are already hard.
175. so fake - July 23, 2007 3:55 PM
Take a good look at the heel on the leg in question. No way is that the same shoe that's on the other foot.
176. kelli - July 23, 2007 7:54 PM
stupid kelli, fat kelli, skankazz kelli, kellisukz and zwallows, kelli must die, kelli iza skank, kelli is more krazy than hot, kelli kum zucker, kellis mom, lintika kelli,
these fucking people, along with me, are raggin' on your stupid FAT ass kelli, wake up and smell the coffee for fuck's sake.
177. yiggs - July 24, 2007 5:48 AM
heh, long time reader, nice site.
Is this linked to the suss inner thigh poking pictures posted earlier this week?
178. kelligaga - July 25, 2007 6:37 AM
puta ka kelli.
kainchindi ka hiligaynon??
indi ay??
mango ka eh..
la pulos nga tawo nga la maubra sa pangabuhi mo.
problema mo man??
daw sn o kagd nga anghel ba.
179. ♀♀♀♀♀☺♥krazihottkelli♥☺♀♀♀♀♀ - July 28, 2007 9:05 AM
176// U pozted your name az kelli: ZO, that meanz your talkin about
your ztupid fuckin zelf ..bitchez...fuck U...♥
180. Jay - July 30, 2007 11:41 AM
Look at her legs in pic #4...they're not mutated in that pic. Post some real news for fucks sake.
181. g - August 6, 2007 1:19 PM
fuckin hell man i just got on this comment thing for like the first time ever and all i hav to say is like SHUT THE FUK UP kelli u fucking moron omg ur so fuckin juvenile and your fuckin Z shit is the stupidest fuckin thing ever.....
grow up get a fucking life and grow some pubes before u try to talk bout shit u dont understand.hahahha.u dont even make sense. fuckin hopelessssssss
anyways haha dodgy ass photoshop but the pics r still funny. saw it on a magazine cover in sydney today...hilarious.
182. Scot Penslar - August 7, 2007 2:48 AM
Those pics must be fake. My mom had 2 kids and she had smooth, gorgeous legs in her 40s. Victoria is only 33. Having children doesn't ruin your legs, it just gives you gray hair!
183. cport85 - August 28, 2007 1:08 PM
did anyone else notice that in the 4th shot her left leg is COMPLETELY normal? no huge dimple, no burns, no cellulite....if theyre going to try to put this off...maybe they should've photoshopped all of the pictures instead of just a few...paparazzi twits
184. Desiree - January 17, 2008 3:37 PM
It's a fake!
185. kris - February 20, 2008 7:26 AM
shes only like what 33 34? how likely is that to happen to her legs? i don't think it's real.
186. kris - February 20, 2008 7:26 AM
shes only like what 33 34? how likely is that to happen to her legs? i don't think it's real.