Jul 27 2007Victoria Beckham has hard nipples

Yummy, I jacked off to these pics here at work. Delicious.

Second

That's just creepy...

Second ?

Maybe its just some kind of prosthesis.

I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH 100 YARDS OF BROKEN GLASS, JUST TO EAT THE PEANUTS OUT OF HER CRAP!!!!

6!!! lmao jp

@5 I can actually arrange that for the right price.

gimme a break. this freakshow is disgusting. Look how emaciated she is. She makes the Olsen's look like Queen Latifah.

nasty nasty nasty.

I can't get past her horrible piggy nose. Bad boob job. She must have been Clair Danes flat when she got them. Ya need to have some extra skin in order to make those puppies look real.

How is it she had three kids who weren't born underweight. They were probably incubated in the Matrix.

They arent diamonds, they are eyeballs, in fact they are watching you right now..

These nipples are required, by law, to be registered as weapons in 32 of the 50 states.

yay!

http://www.innerdrama.com/gossip/2007/07/27/where-is-nicole-ritchie/

Either he's as dumb as a couple of rocks, or as shallow as a bottle cap or she has the best cunny in the universe.

I will give credit where I feel credit is due, and those are some damn nice looking nipples!

I still think she looks like a freakin' pig fetus.
A total Biology class experiment.
Oink, Oink
Souieeeee

Come to America, get a greasy forehead with zits. It's called the "Britney Special."

PIC #10
I never realized that she had such a forehead zit problem.

WTF?!?! Look at that AL QAEDA tattoo on the back of her neck! Posh is now on my hate list. feck her!

http://www.innerdrama.com/gossip/2007/07/27/where-is-nicole-ritchie/

And I just noticed the fuck me shoes.

Geeeezzzzz, how does she walk in those.

The ones I have only stay on for 3 minutes or less, you know I don't use them for walking!!!!

@19
Oh yes, I know what you mean. I just LOVE "fuck-me" pumps, they make me feel so feminine and sissy and of course they have to match my pretty panties and lingerie.

You just know Latifah is just drooling over them titties.

Pic #9 - Toothpick arms (and don't EVEN tell me that's photoshopped). Undernourished cyborg alien tramp.

Check out the look on Queen Latifah's face. Either Victoria just ripped a really sticky fart or Latifah is thinking she is one butt ugly cracker!!

Someone should photoshop the arms from Madonna on to this Skeletor!

@1, finished, and still posted first? That is impressive.

They are surgical implants. Both the breasts and the nipples.

Did anyone notice that she is wearing two different rings on her left hand in the various pictures? Whats up with that?

My beautiful Pozh:

Her and I R built almozt alike
except my boobz R real
and my hair iz halfway down
my back...I love her******

@26 ya think??? I am glad you told us. I thought they were all natural

Has anyone noticed the back of her ankles?? WTF?!

18, it's Hebrew, not Arabic/Farsi/Dari/Pashto. It says "I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine." I wouldn't be surprised if Becks had a matching one on his cock.

Or it's not good for Posh's self-esteem! Queen is a million times more attractive, talented and likable than that orange skeleton with a monkey face a bad haircut.

didn't you use that diamond nipples joke in reference to Posh like 2 weeks ago?

I know I should be commenting on her boob in order to fit in here, but I'm a bit agog about her shirt. It looks like one of those bodysuits from 1989 that she forgot to button.

@18

Dude, that's CLEARLY not Arabic. Yes, ARABIC, not Al-Qaeda. Al-Qaeda's an organization, not a language.

I REALLY wish you would tone down the xenophobia. It doesn't look good on you.

Okay... you've all seen how hideous this thing looks when it's just walking around. Now, imagine it taking a SHIT...

I'll never have nipples like those. Guys will have to settle for my all-world cocksucking skills.

love to bang skinnybigtitsgreatass!

Well I guess she must be proud of those suckers, I mean as much money as she paid for them and all, I suppose it's only fitting that she wants the world to see.
I wonder if they used pig skin to stretch over them and make them bigger?

39, if they used pig skin, wouldn't it make her Hebrew tattoo catch fire?

XavierH-

ZING!!!!!!!!!!

;-)

@37 That is pretty funny troll

Eh, I'd rather chill with Latifah then Vic. Vic looks like a creepy tranny with the personality of a cheezit.

I'd fuck her. It'd be nostalgic - I used to love to listen to the sound made by Rice Crispies.

And this was her eight years ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:VictoriaBeckham.jpg

If she tried to smile like that now, she'd rip her face clean from her skull!

@44 Wedgeone, you better hope that it takes more the 15 seconds to get to the pop!!

How in the hell did this gal land David Beckham?
Of all the famous chicks in the whole wide world, that hot piece of ass chose her!?!?!?!

DAMN!

Hey! Todays she looks pretty good - I'd hit is hard. I bet she knows what to do in bed...

48, I bet you're right, b/c she can't sing for shite.

#37 - Wow - was that a pic of Vic getting ass reamed by Beckham?

#45 - she's incapable of smiling. We've seen more pictures of her nipples in the last 3 months than her teeth. When you're a 75 pound bulemic, your teeth rot away from the gastric acids coming out of your mouth.

@48 I am guessing she just lays there and stares are that ceiling

Is it just me or does someone need some Proactiv on that forehead? Who knew extensions caused such bad acne...?

As much as I like firm little titties, I'd be more than happy to play with these big, albeit fake, titties. In addition to firm titties, I like poky little nipples and I"ve always been clear on this subject.

The hair on your back only runs halfway down? Does that mean the hair on your ass only runs halfway up?

OK, Latifah's not looking her best, but I'd still take her over the stick (she'd have to lose the cornrows first, though). VC looks like the queen of some alien race of insects or something. Yuck. And one of her nips looks like it's trying to make a run for her armpit. That's not pretty. Maybe Beckham has some godawful fetish, like he wants to be diapered or something. That's my theory, anyway. Either that or it's just true love.

That was for #28 by the way.

Umpa Lumpa dippity dee
I think she looks like an orange piggy

I think it's funny that they drive those Escalades around, clearly she also owns a flying saucer.

I really like that tank top though!

GUL POWA!

*56* No.....uz younger girlz like to keep zhaved
if U muzt know...

#33: I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed the lame similarities between this and an old article. At least come up with a new comparison guys.

@58 Kelli, When are you going to give us a link to a picture of you?

#58. Good job shaving your ass AND back. I didn't know people with Down's Syndrome were of such steady hand.

You use DIAMONDS to cut DIAMONDS. Idiot.

i'd let her cut my face with those.

60--

Yes! Yes! waaaa haaa haaaa (evil laugh, rubbing my hands together)

Everybody thinks Kelli is a cutter, but it's only from shaving that baboon body of hers.

Uh, Skeletor called, he wants his rotting corpse back.

Holy shit. Someone please, PLEASE, make her eat. Something. I don't care what. As long as it contains calories.

*60* Bite Me......When hell freezez over.....

One day you'll zee me on Americaz Top Model.....U know I
could win that thing if I went on it...no zhit....and in my
family...lookz come better & better az we age...lucky me...

Queen Latifah looks pained, it's hilarious.

bubble that should be coming out of Latifah's head:

"I could eat this pork chop for dinner and her little soccer playin hubby too"

bubble out of Victoria's head:

"an image of a turkey"

too bad it's only a dream....I think there's a lettuce leaf calling her name....hear that? yes....

Is there one picture out there where this starving lady is smiling? She is never ever smiling. Life is so tough for her.

If you really think this anorexic fake pimpled thing is sexy, then...well, I suppose you're in luck, now that I think about it. Since it's Friday night, instead of hassling the singles scene you can just head to Walmart and rub your dick against the Barbie doll display. It's pretty much the same thing as banging Vic the Stick.

Does this woman honestly think she's attractive? Damn.......she is beyond ugly.

#67 - actually we're all hoping you'll be the first accidental death on next season's "Zurvivor."

Nice RACK and that is all. Ass is too fuckin small, and uglier than fuck. She is getting OLD LADY skin. Skinny, gross, everywhere else, just tits that I wouldn't mind shooting my man juice on.

The back of her hair looks like a goddang weed eater got ahold of it, or some fucking Edward Scisor Hands tried to give her a shag cut.

Would any of you men REALLY want to have sex with that? Looks painful!

Really jrzmommy? U really wanna Playhate me?
Whatever....I could win Zurvivor with my eyez
fuckin clozed..all I need iz a ztring bikini
and a few dickbrainz fuckerz.

@67 Kelli, Why? If you are so hot, show us what you look like!

holy god did they lock her in a glass case she needed to escape from?

P.S. Diamonds are cut with a laser or a saw with carbon and diamond dust or you can "Brute" diamonds where they use 2 diamonds spinning in opposite directions to cut one another ;)

Yes, I am Bill Nye

http://www.sithomeandrot.com

Kelli, I'm sitting here laughing so hard I'm crying. You could win America's top model? And yet you are......hmmmmm.....posting on the Superfish all day, taking great care to change all your S's to Z's. Wow.

You must be just so humble, you don't want to get on the show and make everyone else look bad.

I am never on here all day....check my poztz....U people R
Zo U think I am,,,,,the only reazon I come here iz becoz
U people know how to hate...and lazt year...I learn real
hard how to hate...zo...I releaze my hate on U guyz...zorry.....

U don't know how bad I want to zhow my picz...my mom
thinkz you'll come to Fla. and kill me or kidnap me..
fuck..itz not my fault...zhit...I would in a minue
it took her till I waz 16 to get a freakin myzpace.

Kelli, is your keyboard missing an "S" key? Check your local thrift store for a replacement. Heck, just swipe one.

Victoria: "...and see, when I shift my weight to my RIGHT hip, my nipples even ROTATE!!!"

Queen Latifah: "OMG! I can do that too! And we're both wearing grey. We are SO twins!!!!!"

#80 -- how old are you that your mom is keeping you from posting your pic?

I think our new favorite American celebrity won't be American at all...

@83 - she's "this many" (holds up fingers and toes and tries to count)

I'm 18...but I ztill live with her...and zince theirz zo many
pervz at the beach...zhez afraid...coz zome guy chazed
uz into our car once trying to get uz....and I can truzt
U people...U fuckerz hate my azz...zhit..I'd be dead
probably the zame day the picz got out.......????

Hmmmmm......

HEY!!!! You have mail. See you later I am out of here!!!!!!! It is beer:30

It is so unreal how different this girl looks from when she was a spice girl. It isn't the same person. She is not an older version of herself with spice. She is completely different. Michael Jackson should find out who Victoria's plastic surgeon is and get some. It is so scary what doctors can do.

Those babies look to be 100% grade a plastic. never could understand why anyone could get excited about plastic. Just buy a blow up doll if thats what does it for you.

Kelli -- we don't hate anyone on this site -- we're all good, lovely people...

bwahahahahhahahah

you have nothing to worry about. nobody here will kill you unless you're ugly.

"ew"

Ok, I'm writing you back right now!!!!

Zo....what cha R zayin...iz that I'm zafe....iz that Y Prettybaby
called my mom in the middle of the nite...when I
waz fighting with her? Don't know how the
bitch got my #..but I know it waz her...
and it waz like: 3:30 a.m.

I really don't want u guys having
zex with my picz...and truzt me ...U would....

maybe gay4girlz...or Bill Clinton....!!

anyway...going for a late zwim before dark
don't wanna get zhark bit...late**********

you should be pleaZed for people to have sex with your pics. it's probably the closest you'll get to losing your virginity.

what kind of camera was used for victoria-beckham-shopping-nipples-09.jpg?

Why would that hurt Queen Latifah's self esteem? Do you seriously think she wants to look like Victoria Beckham? I can't imagine anyone wanting to look like an alien freak. The Queen is gorgeous.

She's from the Isle of Dr. Moreaux - she made a break for it when Marlon Brando died.

She looks terrible. Yikes²

Kelli, grow up. If you were so hot you wouldn't need to tell everyone every 5 seconds. When you get older you'll understand that concept.

As for Posh, I too can't get past the nose. Once someone pointed that out, it's all I see.

If I went to the store in shoes like that, I would be hit on by no less than 5 guys, each wanting to give me $500 a piece to go home with them, and on her they look like stilts. I bet when little children see her shopping they think she is the free entertainment clown in the store.

no....... just..... no..... you know how if you see something like this it's supposed to bring about some kind of organic lust feelings? that warm tingly sensation all over? if even for a second....? I'm hetero, and my pleasure receptors love Laeticia Casta, or Angelina Jolie.... the feeling I get for every shot I see of this fembot is the same: "oh, nice shoes...." no shoes in the frame? oh well...! Even Marilyn Monroe's sewn-on buttons on her bra [her girls were a little droopy -- this guaranteed the nipple effect] is hotter than this!

#99 - sorry, the Queen is not gorgeous. She's pretty normal, average at best. Victoria Beckham isn't gorgeous either. If she ever smiled, that face would crack. Her nipples would cut diamonds. If she breast fed her children, they have scars inside their mouths from razor sharp cuts.

I bet it has a penis.

id hit that, from behind, with a vengeance.

but only from there.

it's a shemale. period

I've got it! Kelli has a pierced tounge and types the way she talks... that's "talthkz" in kelli-speak.

It's not often you see a well fed black person and a starving white person in the same photo, is it?

This as a very cheap way for getting the attention you want. When you wear no brah and put your TITS with the NIPLES ofcourse under a cold shower or in ice-water, they will become as hard/tough as couble stones. Every girl is looking HOT, that way. Even lindsay lohan, that says it all!!

i think she looks hot

well i think her fake boobs look hot and the nipple stiff is cool

Posh is 7 years older than Britney and much sexier. It is not even close. Britney is aging terribly.

OhMyGod...I've been reading the Superficial forever...never really been much of a poster but the KraziKelli s's to z's thing has been driving me nuts...thank Christ I'm not the only one...seriously...it makes my head hurt just thinking about how stupid she's gotta be...clearly she's got some izzuez !

Man, I used to think she was the hot one way back when.

Who am I kiddin? I'd still snap her limbs in half.

Typical white girl ass. Squats and lunges honey. Squats and lunges.

i bet if she took off her sunglasses for
once then we could all look at her eyes
or not

can you put your dick away for a sec so your brains can function people? ya no, not sure about posh's boobs. they are a little too 'energetic.' but she seems like a kind person and queen latifa seems nice and they both have some sort of intellegence (as does lindsay lo so don't understand the stephen hawking comparinson since she can actuallly act, just has a drug issue because she was brought up bad.) anyway, there is not much to these pics.

Fuck her dodgy tits, known that since I was 6 months old. Have you seen the dogs ankles?!? WTF? They just made me throw up a little into my cereal so now I don't want to finish it.

Also, glad to see her skin is still no better. When I met her ... hmm .... think it was 6 years ago now, her skin seemed the reason she was getting her money, seeing as it's NASA sponsored. Errgghyack!

Yanks. For your entertainment and education:

Ali G : Also known to you yanks as Borat. Is now highest paid comic actor in UK.

David Beckham : The most famous sportsman in the UK by far. The inspiration behind the film "Bend it like Beckham" which launched Keira Knightly. When he met her, she was rich and famous, and he was a talented footballer, not yet a household name, but playing for the biggest (in terms of FTSE listing) club in the UK, Manchester United.

Victoria Beckam : AKA "Posh Spice" from the most successful girl band ever. When she attended the football matches at which her husband played, the crowd used to sing "Posh takes it up the Arse". That's probably 50,000 people.

Check out a fantastic interview between Ali G, David Beckham and Posh Spice on youtube, where he asks her if she takes it up the arse.

two words : nipple bra. although, the babies might shy from these anyhow..

hardly believe nips could stay hard, through a bra, in heat like LA. ahhahaha. fake nipple inserts into the bra. weird.

plus, theyre crooked.

don't want to say much bout her sharp boobs ..
but she's on hot mama maan.

don't want to say much bout her sharp boobs ..
but she's one hot mama maan.

IMPLANTS that's why
IMPLANTS that's why
IMPLANTS that's why
IMPLANTS that's why

Yanno, you could shove a stick up her ass and use her as a scarecrow. Seriously freaking scaaaaaaaaaary. What the hell is up with that hair? Oh and somebody get that walking toothpick a sandwich, please.

Her arms frighten me, too. They're like skinny man arms. :O

Has anyone, ever, seen that girl smile for the last, oh, four or five years? The British stiff upper lip seems to have invaded her entire face!

Or perhaps the Botox is leaking.

The stuff used to cut diamonds ARE diamonds FISH. They are the strongest mineral in the whole world

122/ tonycatman===Borat iz fuckin funny...☺
any middle eaztern comicz or people
who act like them are the bezt☺☻☻
♥
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦!

Are you believing this shit? My husband says that he was mugged
by three women and ended up naked in the back of his car! WTS kind
of excuse is that? He better be hiding that peter of his.

she had an operation so her nipples are constantly hard.

She's the living proof of how money + plastic surgery don't mean good looks!

She's ugly as hell, with no style at all. She remains the old cheap hooker.

erm.. diamonds are used to cut other diamonds.

Who writes for this site now? They clearly do not have any common sense at all. Clearly, Queen is WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE than the stickly emaciated ugly "thing" known as Posh Spice.

Damn this is one fucked up bitch. Ignorant and forgets she had her pics available at one time. And she aint hot. OK I guess if you think skanks with ORANGE hair are attractive. She kind of looks like Carrot Top, only she looks skinny. GOD I hate chicks with skinny legs and meatless asses. Pussies always look nastier.
And yes, you are fun to hate on . Uncreative babbling scrawny orange headed lezbo loser.
OH by the way...
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Hey youz haterz... thiz iz kelliz sister
keepin it realz in the 561...
stopz hatin' we are finez...
don' youz wizh youz had dem picz...

What is that tatto on victoria's neck? is it a tatto written in Aramiac? If you know post your comments

prove that idiot kelli's keyboard is still having a functioning s-key:

http://www.photographica.org/story/2007/3/13/184719/876

I've never heard of a lamer blogger than this giant fool named kelli. must have been born somewhere in europe or is first generation euro-trash. living in FL --> no more comment!!!

scroll down to comment #131: azzkrazinotevenremotelyhotkelli using all kinds of SssssS:
bwahahaha:
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/lindsay_lohan_partying_in_her.php

what a tool. fuck off the superficial, kiddo.

This rubber bitch moved to LA thinking she's gonna be a movie star. Maybe on Vivid.

She was so beautiful when she was in the spice girls, what happened?
She had the perfect body. Why mess with that? too look like a stick with plastic orbs!!! She is still cute though.

Kelli- show us a pic. are u too scared? we won't pick on your ugliness...much.

all ya'll bitches iz jealous; she's hot! **diving headfirst into her asscrack**

Het holds always fason http://uncovera.com

There's only one thing in the whole world that I like better than a woman in a wife beater t-shirt; that's one that also has on large hoop earrings and wants to go to the dog fights.

yea, i bet if anything, latifah shook her head in pity as she walked away. that skinny snotty british brat has none of the talent, personality, and character of queen latifah. i dont wonder which lives a more satisfying and fulfilling life.

You know, if we all ignored KelliWTF whatever she'd probably go away. How about it??

Anorexic no talent pigface.

I really just hope she moves the fuck back to England.

Leave my Pozh alone, fuckerz☻♦

Zhe lookz better than any of U fuckin lozerz♥

My hair iz blonde... and it zoundz like you dicklickz☺☺
had a boring fuckin day...I'm zo glad for U....♦♣
I wouldn't count on me going away..zo zuffer dildoface♦♦
♥
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻♦

kelli i hope you're a girl so in my hot-nights wet-sheet fantasies i'm not being gay

WTF with that bag. It looks like she has a model boat under her arm

the bag is hot and works with the shoes

really REALLY can't wait til her legs give out. preferably in public

Queen Latifa has class and humor. I would rather hang out with her any day of the week.

Newsflash for you:

A bra is not meant to conceal nipples but to carry and support the weight of a woman's mammarial glands.

Prudes.

Umm, they use diamond to cut diamond. Man, I thought you were supposed to be a smart nerd;)

MAN; IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND - It should be bad for Posh self esteem to be running into The Queen that is Queen Latifah

#141 What the hell are you talking about? "Born somewhere in Europe", I was born and raised in Europe and my keyboard is working perfectly, as well as my fingers.

she looks like a skeleton painted with shit

154/// U zhould know by now that I'm a girl..what boy
writez like me...even my friendz I know that R
gay(the boyz) don't write like me..like I believe
the thing about your dreamz♦♦
162/// Itz plain to zee that 141 waz talkin about me.☻☺
♥
♦♦♦♦♦,♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦

hey fuckrz, thiz iz cara speakin'...
make it loud and clearz that youz haterz betta step off...
me an my zizterz kelli iz gonna wipe U out...

we fiNez....

$$$$$$

165////CHICKENZHITAZZFUCK:

my zizterz name iz not cara, dildoface
leave your name...fraid I might hurt your little
gay feelingz....itz ok to B gay...your Chriztian parentz
R lying to U==bitch...ain't it funny how people who
claim to B CHRIZTIANZ...throw their kidz away when
they tell them that their gay?..WHEREZ THE CHRISTIAN
PART COME IN AT? I'M LOZT HERE!!!!!

Check out nude Vic's nude nipples!!

http://vids.porno-woman.info/vicbeckham.html

That's really great!!!

i heard she totally gives blumpkins

Love those nice nipples. But no way with a chick suffering from negative ass and a body that is beat down with malnutrition. Sorry, there's nothing attractive about her. She's a bloody mess.

And who's turn is it to watch fucking krazikelli. Will someone do us a damn favor and shove a cock in her mouth and shut her up already. She calls her illiterate scribbling "writing."

What makes a chick hot? Good looks, good attitude and smart. Krazi you have some big damn strikes against you. And btw, although you think you are some sacred cunt, blowjobs and anal sex do not make you eligible for wearing white on a wedding day. It's just birth control.

Have a fucking clue. As for America's top model. If you think you could do that stupid crap of a show, then do it and shut the fuck up about it.

You couldn't even find New York on a map anyway, fucking moron. Get off the site and start reading. You're almost 10 years behind reading level now. And no guy worth his salt wants a stupid illiterate chick. Not for the long haul.

this site sucks! GO TO WWW.TMZ.COM IS BETTER:D fuck u mister superficial

i like victoria even though she has titts blehhh

#162 tessa: it wasn't my intention to diss ALL europeans.

But there's nothing worse than euro-TRASH that live in the US now. there are normal euro-ppl there, too .. but as kelli claims she's in FL .. and she's such a colossal retard, she's most likely eurotrash .. I'd go on a limb and say, somewhere from the balcans - fucking illiterate dumb cunt that she is (again, I don't mean to diss ALL ppl from the balcans, just in case s/o is going to open his/her big yap again)

*gross

oh and by the way krazihottkelli your an a$$

Victoria is totally unattractive....pig nose and ugly bolt on tits...Queen Latifa is much more attractive...beautiful attitude, skin... Victoria is never smiling...only thing hot about her is her husband. By the way, not one persone has ever said anything about Victoria not being with her children(three boys I believe)but EVERYONE gives Britney shit about her when she is not with her boys. WTF!!??

I thinks it's real chic how it takes half the fucking site to gang up on krazihottkelli and you still can't get any further than calling her an "a$$" or accusing her of being from the Balkans. That's some real first rate toolage. Nice.

Oh and I think it's delightfully funny when some omnitard switches to their "intelligent" voice and becomes a prophet(ess) of subtle nuances of some totally inane shit. Uglyversionofthestangetzsonggirl, I'm thinking of you (this time).

the photo of her and Becks together? - the overwhelming teen angnst is just painted on.

gay4girls, it's very sweet of you to take in the stray blogdog that nobody else wants. She might make a good pet, just be sure to get all her shots (I strongly recommend starting with the antipsychotic meds). I'm a little worried that once she gets healthier, she'll leave you for another master. That's the pattern, right?

humane society 178,
Are you talking about yourself? I have pictures of you in a porno with some dogs. Can you remember the fun you had with that large dog and donkey?
I need you to come back to the studio for more filming. You were the best.

gay4girls has imaginary dreams of carpet munching with krazikelli. Unfortunately, krazi has not much of a clue about anything and thinks the Balkans are a type of mini carrot you buy in the supermarket.

No one is ganging up on her. Think of it as collective consciousness having a similar bad reaction to a virus. That's all it is. And I think I was one of the earliest folks noting how annoying her wretched abuse of language happens to be, let alone the utter vapidity of insisting on putting fucking z's everywhere in any post like it makes any damn sense.

So please on kissing her ass. Maybe she'll think of you the next time she sucks cock. Asshole.

Piosto - nope, I'm still busy with your dad. He has such a flexible asshole for an older man!

LOLZ kelli...

Y U such a hater?
u seez we gotz ta stik toGhetherZ among all deez haterz.
U kno full well i'M the pretteriz one of us.

U a little FAT.
___haterz hate___

You know I fucked a horse and sucked his dick. My parents are married to animals. My mom married a bull and my dad married a sheep he calls Sheba. I'm not sure with cow that I'm going to marry, but I know her hair will be black. I love black hair on my woman.

For the record, it's super annoying that you don't update on weekends, all the good stuff happens on weekends. Perez Hilton can do it, why not you guys? don't be so fucking lazy, there are a bunch of people waiting for thier celebrity gossip,switch off so no one person has to do it all the time, it's not rocket science 'geniuses'. In fact, I think it just might be a good idea to start an online petition to boycott this site untill you start updating on weekends, who's with me?

lol-gay4girls, I'm glad you love it when people have to switch to their intellengent voices. I have to do it at work every Monday. Jrz doesn't have to do any switching, she reads all the major newspapers of the world everyday and all the gossip blogs before bed. One day she will be C3PO with a light saber.

Last night while I was having sex with my boyfriend, I was looking in the sky and I saw these lights that were just sitting there. There were four or five of them and people are now wondering if they were aliens. They weren't flying, just sitting there watching. Probably taking naked pictures of me and my bald -headed boyfriend getting kinky. Anyway, this story is true. Read your newspapers if you don't believe me. Life is over as we know it.

The sky is falling. The sky is falling. Aliens are now probing into every human
being from here to kingdom come. They are setting up satelite disc's in everyone's ass. Run, hide in your basements. The enemy has teamed up with the aliens and we are in deep shit. As we speak, a helicopter is landing on the lawn of the Queen. They came to capture a gay monkey to interrogate
and study. They have grabbed Prince Charles for the study. Everyone stay in your bomb shelters until futher notice. Oh yea, plug up your asses if not already probed.

#172 I got the point, sorry for my reaction

How someone comes to the conclusion that the illiterate moron krazikelli is eurotrash is one helleva theory coming from someone who can't even spell the Balkans.

Can someone give another plate of the mini Balkan carrots for krazi?

Kelli is from Florida and could be a 70 year old retired Jewish woman. If she weren't, I think they would have thrown her out by now because of her language.

#190 My 75 year old grandma knows way better insults than kelli does. I bet kelli's the only 13 year old in her 4th grade class - only someone that stupid thinks calling someone an assdick is being cutting. She's done nothing, been nowhere and knows not a fucking thing, and she shows it off here. Aren't we lucky?

I think she is UGLY....and her face is always the same in absolutely every photo, she is bored, bored, bored, refuses to smile, show expression, I think she looked better when she had her brown hair. She is just a skank. He is hot, I would do him. I would have done her many years ago, but she is just skanky. It will be so sad when her 15 minutes of fame are gone, people will one day "remember victoria?". She poses all the time in the same stance, He should dump her and find a gorgeous gal or guy. But even he is getting on my nerves. blah, blah, blah

David loves to take one of Victoria's walleyed nipples right up his ass.

Who the hell is Victoria Beckham? I've never heard of her. I think they're fake.

I always get the skeevy feeling that she is trying tooooo hard.
Her husband had an affair on her a couple of years ago, and now she is just one of those pathetic, clingy psycho broads that MUST show the world how much in lurve they are.
Nice tits, but not a sexy woman, sorry.

174 said

"By the way, not one persone has ever said anything about Victoria not being with her children(three boys I believe)but EVERYONE gives Britney shit about her when she is not with her boys. WTF!!??"

um, we want better for britney's children.

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Who is this "Queen LaFatty?"

that Victoria is one uuuuuugly chick!!!
i preferred Queen when she used to have a big rack because your attention was on her boobies instead of the rest of her.
now well.....uuugh!

FIRST!

Not looking bad here but she needs butt implants. She looks better since crossing the atlantic; we see less of her over in the UK, that is.

her bag is like a ...a boat or something. ruins it for me.

Vick, you really don't know how "CHEAP" your looks. Trying to get attention by showing FAKE nipples..................SO LOW AND CHEAP!!

Go back to England....we dont need more mediocrity here(a big Fuck you from New Jersey)

Victoria Beckham is a cunt. So is her wife David.

I think Queen Latifah is the bomb, I absolutely love her and everything she stands for... like women's self esteem and I think she is one of the most beautiful women ever.

HEY KELLI, you getting skitz shitz? how many parts are you playin here? your ambitions are not on the same astral plane as your capabilities sweetie.

i think her boobs look hot, not as good as mine (they r real) but hers are hot none the less

poor posh look at me ....theres nothing to imagine..... this is what you get... no likelyhood of any thing even remotely interesting happening here...the day she smiles i will lick perez hiltons sweaty crack...uuuggggh.. now the bitch will crack one and fuck my tastebuds forever.....serves america right for hoodwinking the world to war ...thats your national karma... the beckhams... look at meeeee look at meeeeee look at meeeeee kim.... sorry sepos you had it coming

Pozh lookz zo much better than any other skankz Fizh haz to offer uz..get
the fuck over it, bitchez...U zuck..zhe doezn't..fuck U ...♥

Haha...her fake boobs look really weird. But she's looking better than usual body-wise. Her ass is much nicer...hmm...maybe she gained a little weight...good for her! But I agree, I'd like to hang out with Queen Latifah rather than Vic...The Queen is fun!!
#174, actually I've seen many, many pics of her with her children (her playing soccer and other sports with them, taking them shopping, watching their games,etc). The only weird thing is that she always wears high heels and or suits to their games...even when she's playing.

Her skin is really bad - with all her $$$ she cant get rid of the pimples on her forehead?? - gross..... the piggy nose is hideous. If someone popped those balloons and she took off her makeup she'd never turn heads - just plain and average.

well i figure that Victoria's old man has enough money to afford a pedigree dog now.
So he should get rid of the mut he has got & upgrade.
Its a plastic dog at its worst

well i figure that Victoria's old man has enough money to afford a pedigree dog now.
So he should get rid of the mut he has got & upgrade.
Its a plastic dog at its worst