Jul 30 2007Usher cancels wedding

boo hoo

Maybe she lost the baby? If that's why, then that is COLD, man....

now I aint sayin she a gold digger...

But she aint messin with no broke ni...

"but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected"

We routinely cash in on our fame and notoriety to make millions of dollars, but we don't want you to pay attention to us when it's not convenient for us or when it tarnishes our image. But by all means: keep buying our albums, watching our shows, etc.

Signed,

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Actually, it was more of a "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" , then the theme music from Sanford & Son started playing, dubbed over the Fat Albert theme and a minstrel came shuffling out doing the old ragtime softshoe while bitches and hoes shook their asses to "Groove Me. Baby".

That's what happens when black folk are astounded.

She called it off because she felt he was only going to marry her because of the baby and he wouldn't sign a prenup.

And in the land of Oz this really happens.

THAT was worth pissing off all his fans over...what a maroon

Now I dont know who Usher is and I didn't know he was getting married but #7 calling him a maroon - that was comic gold

"other WOMEN"? riiiiiiiiiiiight . . .

God knew what was up! Evil never wins! Divine intervention!
His mom..was against the wedding...probably his grandma..
As a famous quoter said" This bitch..has been around the corner..more than a Taxi Cab! Feel sorry for her..NO..for him..Yes! because it was his first one!
USHER, sweetie..get back with Chili..you see when you cheat, and break somebody's heart..that shit will come back on you 10 times worser than what you have done to her....MNAEKA--bitch GO DOWN!

Uzer, U R the zmartezt perzon in the whole....
Don't get married,,,marriage iz a cruel game
between God and the Devil and people who
play it are the idiotz of the whole......♥

#11 Yeah, and you would know this....how? And "idiots of the whole"? Go play with your Barbies, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Krazishitzkelli droppin' wisdom!

Shocking!!! (Yeah right!!!)

didn't he break off his engagement with the girl from TLC because he cheated on her and he was some like, sex maniac who said he was "addicted to sex"? that's all I remembered when I saw reports that he was getting married...wouldn't be surprised if he actually did call it off for superfish's reason. "What, this ain't an open marriage? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

Usher found out that Eddie Murphy is really the father of Tameka's baby

Whoooo Hooooo baby thats the gravy train pulling out of the ho station.

blah blah blah....usher...blah blah.......
THIS is better!! Paris Hilton CUT OFF!
http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/40614.aspx

WOW! A black man that doesn't want to take responsibility for impregnating his girlfriend. I'm shocked!

Great role model. Pffft.

As much as I enjoy seeing this guy's wedding cancelled, I'd much rather see him cancel his motherfucking LIFE.

Why would a black man settle for a nappy headed ho?

I heard on the news last night that it was because of 'differences'...He wanted the wedding catered by a world famous chef but she wanted a simple backyard barbeque, etc. If that is true, then he is a fool for turning down a girl just becasue she's down-to-earth. Let him go on and find himself one of those Hollywood gold diggers then. Maybe he'll understand what he turned down.

I'm 96 fuckin yrz. old...I fuckin know everything...U fuckin people R
fuckin ztupid,,wazte your livez waiting on zome dick that hatez the
zight of your old zmelly fatt azzez, fuckin ztupid azzholez, for what?
yez, U really get rewarded cooking their fuckin mealz ..wazhing their
clothez, and of couze zucking their ugly old cockadoodiez, whatever...
teach your children to grow up and be a zlave to the man world we live...
Your the wazte of time,not my 96 yr. old Jewizh whole azz, fuck...

@18 Jrzmommy, that is the best news I have read in months.

Thanks

#23 Anyone who uses the term "cockadoodiez" deserves what they get.

Sounds to me like he found out he ain't the baby daddy.

@ 19, 20, and 21!
FUCK YOU! WITH A BIG DUGE DILDOE!
It is white men..that are deadbeat, and farther more..it didn't say that he wasn't going to take care of his baby! DUMB ASSES read..before your WHITE DEVIL EYES deceive you..STUPPPID!
Why would a white man settle for some white, funky yeast infected snatch..when he could have Juices, and berrys? that is why you see white men, with black women..but anyway...getting back to USHER..I hope that he get his shit together! P.S. White girls, and gays..you know that you would be the first one to drop to your kness..if this strapping brother come near you!

huge!

ummm....this 'news' is like 3 days old. and none of these recent posts have been even remotely funny. why has the superfish been so lame lately? am i going to have to go searching for another source of depraved celeb humor/gossip?

Smart move Usher, smart, smart move...

Why? Did he discover that HER dick was bigger than his??

He must have agreed to the marriage in a moment of weakness and then, after due reflection, realized it was an atypical showing of black male responsibility and called it off.

Dear St. Louis Boogie:
My eyes are red, thankyouverymuch, and you are a racist...see you soon.
XO--The Devil

♥♥♥♥ I love Uzher♥♥♥♥ Zame girl...Zame girl....he haz zuck great zongz....
Ztay zingle Uzher.....Luv♥

C'mon #27 how stuppid can you be? Don't you see it's a case of a money-grubbing black ho tryin to trick a dumb black man with lots of cash? no pre-nup so no wedding. thank goodness one of his white accountants set him straight!

a) "Tameka"
b) already pregnant
c) dude bails while ho bitches loudly

Never seen this before.

"Juices" = spit flying out of mouth of gum-flappin chickhead-bobbin black ho
"Berrys" = dingleberries (they all have horrible hygiene)

Sadly it's emptyheaded white girls with black men. White men have the sense - or at least the sense of smell - to stay away from the tarbaby stankers.

#27,

Wow. Just...fucking...wow.

how do you know that his accountants are white? All of you bitches hate to see a successful black man..I bet you that it burns your devil eyes out! It is some successful African americans..you bitter bitches never give up!
1ST turn on your own kind, and then you talk about a brother, that has taken a misstep in life...GET OFF OF HIS NUTS..I know...that they are huge, and your just amazed at how they could be so big!

correction:34/ he haz zuch

Like I said..it burns your white eyes out..and I know that you are the 1st one to want a black person to protect you...WELL BITCHES, GROW SOME BALLS!
This is a racist website, and I call it like I see it! YOU WHITE BITCHES..that goes for men, and women..are soo geedy. that's why half of you always kill your family..if you lose the slightest portion of money..you don't know how to deal with problems that good! African americans skin is flawless...Try to compare your skin to ours...You can't! Wrinkled before the age of 23! Salami meat!

Now THIS is the witty, intelligent discourse I came here for!

Anyone else wonder what the fuck St. Louis Boogie! is talking about? What with all his racist banter about black people being superior, having better skin, having bigger balls, I couldn't quite figure out his point? Maybe if he wasn't so racist it would make more sense?

I'M NOT GEEDY!!

My children please, can't you all play nicely with each other!!! Now on to more pressing matters, #11, #23, #34, amd #39! Your such a PUNK ASS BITCH!!! Oh and your going to burn in hell!!! Just thought you might want to know. I mean that Satan, he just can't keep his mouth shut about what he is going to do with you. When you join him tomorrow July. 31, at let's say 3:04pm!!!

@40 Half of us kill our family? Wow. I thought we all did.

#2 - I had the exact same thought!

@44 Watch your language, Jesus! And when did our savior start using the incorrect form of your/you're? You've changed man. If I see you when I get to hell I'm going to be so pissed.

Hey Jesus! haven't heard from you in a while. how's yur cockadoodie hangin?

I assume the worst of most people, so I suspect some sort of prenup disagreement. He'll pay no matter what, if he's the baby daddy. This shit happens everywhere now, it ain't a black thing or a white thing, it's a money thing. Unless we hear differently, that's probably the safe assumption.

@38 Get off his nuts? Like there's any room on them from you full-body hugging the motherfuckers. Yes, st. louis boogie, you are a nut-hugger. You think Usher's going to come on here defending you? You think he'd slow down if he ran your ass over?

Forgive me #44, for I have sinned! Now #48. My child it hangs to the left! Hang on just a second - yeah I was corret, it's hanging to the left!!!

So Usher's mommy doesn't like his fiancee? (said in a whiny baby voice) What else is new? What mother likes her son's bride-to-be? Please, Usher, shit or get off the pot, ya big girl's blouse. You're having a baby with this woman; yer mom will eventually come around. (Dumb cow!)

#11, I'm with you 100%.

Marriage is pre-empted divorce (does that make sense?)

#18 jrzmommy, wow, good flash.

Paris is cut off....at least there's one Hilton left with cojones.

Good on ya, Baron!!! Her fuck-ups have fucked up the inheritance for the rest of the kids and cousins. There's gonna be hell to pay.

Hey, Jeez @ 44......How's it going? Um, can we make it for closer to 4:00 for St. Louis to come down? I got a "thing" with Dina and Lindsay Lohan at 2:30 that may last longer than I expect......we're cutting a deal. But anyhow, 4:00 for St. Louis Boogie to come my way wil be great. Hey, are you free for golf next Thursday?

The devil is a liar..you see how you white people are lying right now! DEVILS

St. Louis.....I'm not a liar......not like, say, oh.............Al Sharpton when he and Tawana Brawley concocted that story... We'll talk about it when I see you.

well, american woman, it's not enough to fuck around and get pregnant to empty a poor idiots bank account. he will pay anyway, so why should he marry, that makes it only more expensive. cannot force things like love and marriage (even less from such people like these psychcopatic celebs).

* Correct. I can't wait for my second coming. So I can learn proper grammer/spelling! Plus, I haven't got laid in about 2 thousand years and I'm starting to get a little antsy!! Also, since I'm here, I would like to give a shout out to #55. Hey The Devil, I just wanted to give you a little reminder that I am sending #39 your way tomorrow July. 31, at lets say around 3:04pm and *52, Dad is that you???

I'z gonsta name my baby supastah.. We blackies like to think we'ze impotent..

Jeez....I'm sorry bro, but no can do at 3 tomorrow. (See my message about the Lohan thing.) I've got a girl for you to meet....her name is Tara Reid....she'll hook you up if you help her out with her messed up boobs and her funny stomach.

usher should be his job title.....

*61 Hey, The Devil sorry I missed your post at *55! I have been dealing with Tom Sizemore again. I keep telling him I'm not Homo-Phobic but, he has to stop blowing his cellmates (for dope/protection) if he wants to avoid coming to see you!! Also, thanks for the heads up about Tara Reid, I have been meaning to get around to her!!! Oh and there we go-you should be seeing her any minute now!!!

@56, please stop bringing your racist banter on to this website! I don't appreciate all your racist comments.

usher should be his job title.....

Jesus....I'll give you Dick Cheney for Tom Sizemore......I just know I'm going to have problems with that guy when he gets here....he's gonna want to run the show down here, too.

The Devil....Admittedly that's an intresting trade. But maybe I'm a little confused, hasn't OLD DICK or ASSHOLE as his FRIEND calls him, been down their with you...gosh at teast 10 or 12 times now!! You know with all those heart attacks and all! My Dad (God) dosen't really want him coming up here. Something about OLD DICK being a bad influence on me!! Plus, Dad has this irrational fear of being shot in the face!!!

Delete krazihottkelli as you did with that dude about a year ago......was it Mr. Sandman or something like that? She's an illiterate retard.

Jesus: Even those few times that Dick would have those "near death" experiences, were too long for me. Why do you think they were just "near death"? He'd get down here and immediately start his shit. Well, I don't know what to do with him now. Ask your dad to reconsider.

Usher reportedly cancelled the wedding after learning monogamy meant giving up men too.

Actually Usher did sign the prenup and even gave into some of Tameka's ridiculous demands. He called the wedding off because it was really getting to him that family and friends were turning their backs on him because of his continued relationship with his former stylist turned fiancee. Also, the truth about Tameka Foster and her demons is coming to light.

Tameka needs to takes some notes from Anne Stringfield, that's how a goldigger gets it done. Tee-hee.

She put on the nice act until she got pregnant. She hit the black lottery..

#62 & 65 - LMFAO! He does at the Cavaliers' basketball games. That's how he keeps his ownership interest.

I just don't know what to say with all of that "White supremacist, Black supremacist" racism getting tossed around here. All I know is that, married or not married, if Eddie Murphy is Tameka's baby daddy, that makes Usher Scary's baby daddy. They all look the same to me anyway.

Honestly ... what the fuck dsid she expect? I mean come on it's Usher. His "I cheated" songs are autobiographical. This ain't no matrimony kind of pony lady. So get your child support and move on.

The girl is almost a decade older than him and doesn't look like the kind of woman his wealth and fame can afford ( I picture him marrying a 20 year old Victoria Secret model... when he is 60 and then still cheating on her constantly).

When I read the guy was getting married I expect a bad outcome.

Stupid famous people they just can't get this marriage thing down.

OP.s. Usher is not that great and there's nothing wron with this woman but the guy is loaded and famous(sort of) so he automatically has a lifetime pass to chicks out of his league. It's just a fact. Little brainless attractive groupies will always throw themselves at him. he is not the marrying kind or certainly not NOW.

crap spelling

*did she expect

*expected a bad outcome

*P.S.

*wrong

*He

Hell, good. I'll marry him and the marriage can be as open as he needs. I'll be strappin' a rubber on that-- but is it just me or is that girl uuuugly? And a tad crazy. Can't he afford better?

#4. There are no words to express my imense gratitude for what you wrote. That is the best thing I have ever read. Thank god, I mean thank you , I 'm so glad someone else gets it. YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!

LAST SUCKERS!!!

white people used to rape us what sad fuckin fools too bad

Jigga please, you're outdated farm equipment gone wild..

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, celebrities are idiots that don't care about love or responsibility. I think that might be it.

this is why i left america its 2007 and blacks are still trying to be the superior race with the ridiculous "music" that talks about going to bed, sex in a bed, eating on the bed after sex and the way blacks get money and instead of investing they go buy gold and diamonds..and then theres the white people who are to fucking stupid to realize that not all black people fall into that category. BTW i'm black and i'm an ex-pat and prefer to live in countries that have moved beyond stereotypes and racism

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They called the wedding off because she woke up and realized that HIS NOSE IS SQUASHED AND FLAT AND LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SHOVEL
*.*.*.*.*.*

Thank you thank you

Maybe he finally saw her drivers license and read that she was 37 YEARS OLD.

Seriously, I'm surprised she could even have a baby without IVF.

They called the wedding off because she woke up and realized that HIS NOSE IS SQUASHED AND FLAT AND LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SHOVEL

HAHA UR A CRACK UP!

like who is usher anyway he is so 2004 dude get over ur self u are no longer anyone u are has has been so many people have replaced u

sorry but its the truth

♥♥♥Uzherz muzic iz not rediculouz♥♥♥ Hiz zongz R zo much better than
any white boy zhit out there right now♦♦U people R zo ztupid...Hell,
I'm 96, and I ztill am able to appreciate great muzic♣♣that girl iz a whore
if zhe didn't know who the babyz dada waz☻☻
♦
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

if there is a problem with your lady and you all can work it out then do that.
but if you think that she is cheating r if you know it makes no sense getting into it because once a cheater allways a cheater, and you know that.anyway please make the right choice because in the end it is your life and no one else.

Who?

SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-the-bank Usher is hosting an event at The Bank Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year's Eve. I know I'll be there.