Jul 17 2007Tara Reid shows off her gorgeous abs

i threw up a bit

How does that even happen?

Her breasts don't actually look horrendous here, but damn if that cover shot of the abs doesn't win scariest photo of the year. Looks like a ghost got stuck inside her stomach.

Gross; her legs are in no better shape either.

gives new meaning to washboard abs.

THIRD!

She really needs to get a one piece bathing suit.

Of course, baking out in the sun / tanning beds will not help tightening that skin.

The abs themselves aren't bad. She doesn't have any fat covering them. But it looks like the same guy who botched her nipples when he did the boob job also performed some lipo and tummy tuck.

Get another plastic surgeon and take that skin OFF!!! She's got the money. I guess she doesn't want to recover during the summer months.

PREDICTION: Surgery in fall/winter

my god. this chick used to be so hot. what the hell happened?

i swear im gonna show this pic to those cute little kindergarten kids in the school down the street and tell them that if they don't ear their vegetables, this is what will happen. how could you let your stomach out knowing it looks like potato salad?

#8 I sorta kinda accidentally maybe in a way stabbed her with a freezer knife. Police say i kept stabbing her, but it wasn't like that. She just kept getting up and running into it. her fault, not mine.

For God sakes cover yourself!!!!

AH! MY EYES!

I just threw up in my mouth on that last comment. ugh. Tara Reid should be the first non-celeb bitch in history to not ony shoot herself in the vajayay, but walk barefoot on glass first just to make the incident sound more like her.

#9 --- I was actually eating potato salad when I saw the pics and now your post.....Im going to go throw up now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#13 and all i did was stab her. wow, you really got it down-packed don't cha?

Tara Reid isn't even famous anymore. So if someone murdered her to the point where she wans't even recognizable...would they care? just asking

What exactly does this chick do? No TV show, no movies, no music career.......yet she shows up at all the clubs and hangs out on the beach all day. Does she get paid to do nothing?

#14 sorry. are you eating ice cream too? cause she sorta favors my least favorite flavor...french vanilla.

you know what? poor girl. i really do feel bad for her. she's got one of the prettier faces in hollywood so it is really quite unfortunate that her body looks like that. other than the stomach, she seems to be taking care of herself. she looks hot!!!

#16 didn't you know? she gets screwed up in the stomach for a living! yea, that's it! She randomly talks to people off the street and as soon as they pick up a fork or a pocket knife, she lifts her shirt up and says "GET TO WORK!"

It looks like her stomach has been eaten by the flesh eating bacteria. But her tits look good. Can the fish crop all of the pictures to just show the boobs and the snatch.

what, britney has that damn yorkie for all of a day & she's already asking people to dog-sit. tara is too kind.

You know if you're tit fucking her, you won't even see her stomach, so who really cares?

I think she looks all glowy and fit too, she's beeyoutifull!

some of the pics like 4th row, third pic, you can't even tell that anything is weird about her body. in fact, crop her head out of the photo and i bet, her body gets mistaken for ummmm...i dunno...loahn? minus the freckles and pasty skin of course. anyone with me? look at the pic!

The morale to the story is that you should never EVER consider discount plastic surgury.

Thanks.

or moral. lol

Thanks

Hey, I've had worse.....

But yeah, if you've got the money, get the that shit fixed STAT.....

I just had three babies in three years and my stomach doesn't look that gross.

I am literally speechless. I would feel sorry for her, but looks like she is totally confident and dares to do beach sports in a bikini in front of the paparazzi. She doesn't need any pity obviously. I'll save my pity for Kim Kardashyan's ass that she's so self concious of and covers it up even when she goes in the ocean. Poor Kim.

Only an insane person can laugh like she does in every picture and not worry about the people who are violently vomiting around her after seeing THAT. She's mean.

Ack, she stole the govenator's stomach!!!!!!!

http://www.hero.org/public/schwarzenegger.html

That sure is a cute little dog in pic 20! Ruff Ruff!

Bride of Frankenstein has a curious set of cuts under her posterior, presumably from whatever surgery sculpted her rump. One can't put a price tag on this stumpet. One needs to be paid to be in her company--or drunk on abscinth and smack.

Yikes!

You know, that's one stomach I would absolutely not cum on, ever. Not because she's gross, but because she'd never get all of the semen out of the gnarly creases. It would be cruel.

Still grossie after all these years (thinking of Pail Simon).

Holy Heckle and Jeckle, is that cooze disgusting. Thank ME for investing in that Bally's membership. Thank you BALLY's (sending a special blessing to the Bally corporation).

That beyotch has to be ten years younger than me and I STILL look better. Holy Crapoly!!!!

@35 Chauncey you are such a giver!!!!

Chauncey,
that's what a towel underneath a couch cushion is for.

quaid... start the reactor... free mars!!

Hilarious. A 25 year old cow who already needs plastic surgery to remove the cellulite, flab and Jell-O.

Mentally this girl's about as solid as a soup sandwich.

Mooooooooooo. Go home, cow.

Who has done her plastic surgery, Dr. Nick Riviera?

She should wear a one piece that would cover her yucky stomache

Skankadelic.
She never was pretty. She never was talented.
Is it too early for her to move into that Screen Actor's Retirement Home? Because her time out in daylight should be limited for the sake of the children.

Ball Sandwich.

Remember the first American Pie movie? Before we hated every single person in the cast who is not Alyson Hannigan? She was cute back then!

Why is it frowning at me?

i dont know what you guys are talking about... i'd hit that ALL NIGHT LONG!! ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT... i'd especially stomach fuck this bitch. Right in those grooves where her stomach should be... that would feel so good. sooo good!!! soooo hotT!!

There is something so wrong with every part of her. Brain, face, breasts, abs, legs. Oh I take that back, her hairs ok.

Whatever! leave her alone, im sure none of your asses are perfect, its not like she's claiming to be miss Universe or anything. Let her be...

The guy that preformed her surgery WASN'T a plastic surgeon... maybe it would've been funnier if instead of saying "wasn't even a doctor" you said "wasn't even a person"

Uhh.. I just don't know what to say to that.
It's not just ugly.. it's scary.
What the hell is wrong with her stomach?!

44 - agreed.

But I'm not psyched about losing out to The Yak With a Raging Erection in the shout-out department on your site, today.

Squirrelmen always get hosed.

that's gotta be a tummy tuck gone bad?

Either that or she uses her extra skin like kangaroos do, only to carry her flask and cigs in instead of a joey, or she could carry that dog in that flap too.

I really like her swimsuit though!

i'd still hit it

It's staring at me!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

@33 i think those are tan lines. When a woman lays on her back in the tanning bed she'll get tan lines under her butt cheeks. But yeah, other than that, somehow her body looks amazingly disgusting. I bet she feels squishy.

The only good thing about this post is her cute little puppy!

Haha #46, that was excellent.

You know what I think is funny? The asswipe hiding behind jimbo's name. loser.

#52 - Sorry, Squirrelman. Sometimes you gotta mix it up.

#38,

I don't know if that would help. Tara once hit on a friend of mine in a Duane Reade in Manhattan in the middle of night, and he said he thought he faintly heard the voices of screaming children coming from beneath her stomach flaps.

she has nice boobs
but her fat ass and stomach are disgusting

Talk about cheese grater abs vs. six-pack abs...

If girls don't understand the real dangers of too much sun and tanning, show them this. Seriously! Ew.

Mommy make the bad woman go way

Her is a thin babe for all of you chauvinistic men. Larger women are too much for you to handle so this is what you deserve. White men are sordid chumps. They are among the dumbest and most impotent on the planet.

You know what is so great about this? The reason she got liposuction in the first place is because she wanted "six pack abs" (her words) but was too lazy to bother to do any crunches (my words) and this is what she ends up with.

Karma's a bitch.

her habs look like my nut sack when it's cold out.

Yawn........

.....

.........

Whoa...I am now motivated to go do crunches..1, 2, 3...

I'm tempted to take out my false teeth and gum those withered folds of hanging flesh. mmmmmmm.....ecstacy!

BOOOR-RRING! We've all known about Tara Reids frankenstein plastic surgery results for quite sometime. I've seen it so many times, it's not even horrifying anymore...just like oh, there's Tara Reids stomach, gross. Oh wait, that's a sharpei.

What are those odd creases/lines/scars under her ass cheeks? More work got done back there too?

I feel sorry for her.
Her tummy isn't like that because of too much tanning. (It isn't helping it get better though). It's because of botched plastic surgery.

#61- Chauncey
Oh well...that towel was getting crusty any way! LOL!

I see a child's hands just above the belly button. Fingers and everything! She must have eaten Britney's kids - that explains why the boys are never with their Mommy.

She needs to exercise for god's sake. Every thing about her looks saggy, old, and untoned. Oh and if she exercised she wouldn't have to go under the knife and have this happen.

And she needs to quit tanning so much. There's a difference between have a healthy golden glow, and looking like an old leather strap that spent too many hours in the sun.

Lord! that girl is Nasty!

I refreshed the screen, and I told myself that if that same fucking red bikini shot came up again, I was going to poke myself in my eye with this sharpie pen. Yeah, I shouldn't promise myself anything anymore.

ewe. what the hell did she do to get that? lipo? what she do it herself?? dumb blonde!! haa

I'm expecting an eyeball to pop out of that withered mess!
>>

OK. I did it again. Still this fucking post! So, I poked myself in the other eye with a sharpie. Now at least I don't have to see this shit anymore. Peace out, hookers. I'm going to get drunk.

Soap up those puppies and give er a soapy tit wank

Veggi have one for me!!!

Ew! Is that what Lipo does?

Either that or the multitude of botched implants inserted via her belly button.

Her body in photo 21 is so gross. Like a mushroom paste.

That stomach actually looks like the face of some sad monster.

Looks like she skimped on the dental work too.

bad idea.

This is still up?

I'm gonna go look at Bern's boob shot again ... and masturbate furiously.

looks like a vagina on a belly

It's so sad because she looks like she is having so much fun. I feel bad for her. This is why I will never get plastic surgery. Poor thing. It's not her fault. She still is pretty.

Ugh,that's why i wear always sunglasses at the beach.Very dark sunglasses.

As Ernest P. Worrell would say, "EEEEEEWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWwwwww!"

Somewhere there's a little drunk baby wondering where the hell it's mommy has gone.

If that's not post-pregnancy skin sag, I'll eat my hat.

And give you one of my five kids holding a picture of my belly. It's not quite that gross, due to my lack of surgery, but the skin does have a bit more slack than it did 11 years ago. Hungry, anyone?

@89 Hey dumb shit haven't you figured out that the real Jimbo is not here anymore??

"Start the reactor. Free Mars... "

THANK GOD THESE SAME PHOTOS ARE STILL UP.

DON'T CHANGE THEM OR ADD ANYMORE STORIES....

@90 I hope that is not what you vagina looks like

It's all about angle. Her stomach is not nearly as bad as some pics portray because of the angle. Honestly, who are we to judge? She looks good overall. Let the girl wear a bikini...she looks better than a lot of other women that do.

Why didn't she just work out when she was bloated? Probably would have taken about two months instead of some botched surgery.

WAY too young to fuck around with plastic surgery.

I've noticed this before but it looks like caucasian women age pretty fast.Is there anybody else beside me who's done a serious study to this phenomenon?

Maybe a large belly button piercing will pull the skin tight (tip).

I've been taking a view of this site and it it seems pretty stupid even though I enjoy some of it, but the comments about Tara Reid, skinny as she may be..... Grow up! Looks better than most. At least she's having fun and not acting like some pompous bitch.

@95... Huh? I'm right here idiot. I'm done pleasuring myself.. where's Veggi? I need some good ol fashioned prison cell man love.

Damn that's pretty sad for a girl her age and for someone that hasn't even had kids yet. Oh well looks like she doesn't give two shits!

Looks like Grandpa's asshole.

please, for the love of God, bump this picture down! so what if its a slow news day... id rather see a pic of brit smoking or lilo buying coffee with that alcohol anklet on than to keep seeing this time after time. my eyes feel like they do after the flash of a lot of picture-taking right now.

Im not one to be picky but look in pic 20. She has the most gnarly pinky toe. And will someone please get her out of the sun.

ohhhh man she's just making me want to hurl...

crap. i hurled.

Once a 300-lb biker held me down and made me lick his hairy seldom-wiped anus. Still better than looking at this thing.

I'd nut on her

@111 Yes, but she would have to be bent over the bed or face down. There is no way to keep it hard look at that old man ass-hole on her stomach.

Can we get some new news posted on here Fish? Tons of celeb stories have been released this afternoon, yet you haven't posted a single one? Cripes, get with it man!

This carport hanging off of Tara's stomach gets nauseating after a while.

I hope she got a refund.

As other posters have said, she had lipo to get 6 pack abs without exercising, and it was badly botched. She had it "corrected" (different doctor) but this is the best it's ever gonna get. It's better than before, that was a freakin' horror show, like worms and gophers had tunneled under her belly. But she should wear a one-piece and spare us.

She's physically beyond repulsive. I want to vomit after seeing those pics.

she actually looks damn good in pic 13

Her belly is freaking me out...it looks like her bellybutton has lips. Like its a freakin mouth or something. The whole thing looks like a face. Like its screaming "Help! Hlep me!!" And her tits are the eyes. It just all too freaky looking. Jeez, she wouldn't look that bad if she just flippin wore a one piece bathing suit instead. I'll never understand why she keeps wearing these bikinis w/ a belly botch job like that. And does her ass look strangely surgically enhanced, or am I seeing things? It looks like she got low rider butt implants or something.

just more proof having contact with Paris Hilton turns you into a freak

NAS-TAY

I just thank God she chose not show us how much improved her boob job is.

Does anyone else begining to think that this site is lame? It only has updates like 2 times a day... you should check out Perezhilton.com

Why can't some doctor fix that. JEBUS. I understand it was a "doctor" that caused the mutation in the first place, well that and Tara laziness cuz ya'll know she decided to get liposuction instead of just exercising, eating better and not drinking as much. But, I mean fuck doctors SAVE lives they do all kinds of amazing shit these days and yet no one can save this skanks stomach? Me no understand.

You are all INSANE! Tara looks great! That's what a real woman looks like. You wouldn't know that because you spend all day beating off to pictures of 9 year old boys like a GAY PEDO! Real women have bumps. Tara just made the mistake of wearing the wrong stomach skin with her bikini. GROW UP!

Ya #1 well I threw up A LOT like tons and tons of barf; all over my clothes, in my hair, all over the floor, vomit everywhere. So there, take that number one.
Take that.

#123 Once you suck fat out you can't put it back in a nice smooth blanket (sorry, I know how disgusting that sounds but it's true.) You're basically running a suction hose under the skin - even "good" lipo never quite looks like a taut belly that hasn't been suctioned. If only things were as easy and looked as good as they do on Nip/Tuck, huh?

#120. Well said!

I must say, if she was really embarassed by IT wouldn't she wear a onesie? So let there be no pity for this gross whore.

@60: Bern, your boob shots this week have been phenomenal and then throw in some Benoit and Mike Vick mockery -- magnifique.

Loved it today. Just wanted to let you know.

#124 I think it was just a bad ironing job. She needs to keep it set on "cotton".

#126. Yar that be true justifiable(sorry I'm watching Dodgeball, fantastic movie, I wish I was a Pirate) But back to the matter of this frightful sea hag.
I still don't understand why they can't extreme makeover her ass and cut away some of the loose skin. It looks like an old lady's wrinkly eye bag, which people get snipped away. I get what you’re saying, liposuction is pretty ridiculous, in the future it will be seen as primitive nonsense (which it is) but can't Tara's Reid's stomach look any better? I say snip that extra skin away and sew the rest back nice and tight. Does that make any medical sense? I have no clue.

I would love to be that thin, but not at the price she's paid with her tummy looking like she's had 5 kids (no offense to moms with 5 kids)! I feel bad for anyone that feels so poorly about themselves that they resort to mutilating their body, I just can't fathom.

#130 Rosie's Mustache aka Pirate, I see your reasoning, but it doesn't make medical sense. The reason her gut looks like a wrinkly carpet is because she's missing too much fat under her skin, and in uneven places, too. It's not because she has excess or stretched out skin, like those people who've dropped a hundred+ pounds do, if you tummy-tucked her it wouldn't do much good. No matter how tight you pull a sheet over a lumpy mattress, it won't make the bed smooth.

#130 Take a look at picture #11 - there's nothing there to pull. Her gut just looks like someone swept mashed potatoes under a rug. And then when she bends over, everything sags and wrinkles without that base subcutaneous fat you need to keep the skin smooth.

#132, #133 justifiable, Okay I see, ya that makes total sense. I admit I have no knowledge at all about plastic surgery. Thank you for explaining, I guess there really is not much she can do about it. All people considering liposuction should look at these pics. I can't believe I even considered having my eye removed (so my eye patch would actually serve a purpose) or having that hook hand put in or even having my leg partially removed and getting that nifty peg leg. No plastic surgery for me ( I know it works out sometimes but, it's just not worth it in my eye).

Does she have any idea how much sexier she'd look in a cute one piece?

#134 Have you considered an opaque black contact lens with a skull and crossbones on it for a tasteful compromise?

Wait a second I have an idea... What if they put ab implants in, or a flat stomach implant that covered the yucky dimpled fat? Could that work? I have a hard time accepting things that are disgusting and unnecessary, like Paris Hilton. God I wish that vile, pus filled wart on the crotch of humanity could just be lasered off with a gigantic "laser".

#137 No, that would make things even more lumpy! Implants work because the fat under the skin smooths over and covers the edge of the implant sac. Besides, that fat is missing almost all the way up to her boobs - she'd look like a bug's ridged underbelly if you stuffed implants all the way up there! You'd have better luck trying to put my old flannel blankie from when I was a kid underneath her skin.
sarahliquid #135 was so right - but Reid's not too bright, she thinks she's still a sex symbol and that equals bikini.

#136. Hmmmmm, that be a mighty fine compromise. But it sounds fancy, such a thing could be worth many gold coins and I haven’t found me buried treasure yet.

Never mind I'll just color in one of my contact lenses with permanent marker and put a tiny scull and crossbones sticker on it.

you can actually see where they put the fat sucking instruments in...she should have healed more before going out...cuz you know we are all going to slam the bitch...without any mercy...and because we look so much better and all...

yeah, she needs to exercise, a lot. she's definitely had some sketchy surgery. she may really not have a liver anymore. either way, she is totally un-toned. her ass, her legs, that stomach, it looks like she's never exercised in her life and it all caught up with her at 24 or so...

Barnacles! I guess the only solution, for a person with dignity, would be a one piece.

That was for #138.

that ztupid fuckface

really thinkz zhe lookz

good..look at her running

acting like zhez juzt fine

and having a great time...

lookz like Zora the butcher

got ahold of that ztomach

hey ztupid fuck...cover up

that zhit..U don't look good

U fake bullzhit dumbazzhole☻

#137.... U com-plete me...

i've seen better three baby bellies

why doesn't she spend the plastic surgery money on a reputable trainer and stop trying to nip/tuck everything into place? jesus... it's not brain surgery.

YUCK! HER BODY IS GROSS DUDE!

Yup, that is sick.

i just feel sorry for her honestly. that's going to take a lot of money to fix

Tara is merely carrying my mark. She didn't have lipo, it's just that I shot some of my sizzling cum on her stomach and it ripped her shit up.

As for her tits, yeah them things were totally mauled.

A perfectly cute girl gone awry. Yeah she had a bad attitude all the while but at least she looked nice before she became a total lush skank.

Anyon ever think maybe its the fact that she is running in that shot??? Her stomach looks fine and flat in all the other pics. If you have lost weight, you have some loose skin, and when anyone runs, the action can make the skin appear wrinkly, ever see a thin/fit runner in actions???

hm i dont ever recall tara reid looking nice? shitfaced, maybe. she pretended to be the 'hot one' in american pie but everyone was aware it was that shannon bitch. ah love love her. now THAT was looking good.

its a sad day when all these people find nothing better to do than talk shit about a girls stomach...u people need to get a life and stop being shitty to others just cause your so unhappy with your own lives. so very pathetic. im amazed at just how many people do care about these celebs and what there doing. i think it would be more fun to turn the paparazzi on all of you so everyone can watch u squirm and see all the pics of ur googies as they are put on display. now that would be justice.

#152 You need glasses, dude, her stomach looks like a relief map. And when did she ever weigh so much that she'd have baggy elephant skin if she lost it? She showed everyone the big lipo-disaster last year, anyway.

Um, #154....what's a "googie"?

Damn, how many balls can she play with at one time?!
Is she training to juggle in the circus? Ah, that's where the little dog comes in!!!!

Rosie's mustache and justifiable....so funny, and I NEEDED some funny today!

Can they extract fat cells from her ass, and then inject them into her stomach? Shit, if docs can do a FACE TRANSPLANT....something can be done for Tara!!!

Anybody catch that weird symbol on the inside of her arm...
pic #21. Is it a tatoo, or a patch to stop smoking?

lol! O god, i love this site!

You'll get over it Laura. Believe me.
( and, just in case someone should ask -
9-11 was an Inside Job! )

#156 Thanks, edamame - I like reading your posts, too!
Ass-fat injections are for small areas. There's no way you can go in and lay down a smooth layer of fat (yeah, I know, gross) to replace what was so badly suctioned away. After any surgery there's scarring, too, and if she went to such a bad surgeon in the first place who knows if he told her the correct post-op procedures, or if she followed them?
You'd think she would have figured out that having surgery done in some guy's garage while they changed the oil on her car was a bad idea, but nooo....

#18 - Since when did chain-smoking King Size Kools and sucking down Vodka/Red Bulls become a recipe for taking care of yourself???

oH. Right. The PiC. IE :Relevant.
Tara's stomach reminds me of a leather couch I used to have. Sit on it -and quit moving- it stops making noise.
As long as Tara's doesn't squeak - everything's cool. (brownie points ? )
( Is it just me or have StewaRt and Colbert just given up ?
Long dip down since the Sean Penn show....)

#161 Damn, she has the same trainer that Lindsay Lohan has!

Well ok.
Stewart may have given up for religious reasons.
Where's Lennon when you need him ?
'They may say I'm a dreamer...'

Her abs aren't that gorgeous! You people know beauty even less than I understand sarcasm and understated irony!

Don't worry #165
I understand sarcasm and understated irony. I try to play along .
We're all brothers and sisters...

Welcome

(Whatever happened to flab ? Lipo ? )

i love the site, but ragging on her stomach is too much. she's trying to get it fixed. it was a botched plasti surgery incident that happened years ago. i wish people would leave it be already. and her legs look a lot better than a lot of people i see in america.

That shit reminds me of an 80 year old pussy. I don't know much about 80 year old pussies, but I did grow up in West Virginia and I did do the American dream and fuck my grandmother. Yes, she got preganant, and I'm the father. But, if you think about it, who else is gonna be the next Tara Reid? If not her, we need to create another inbred movie star, cough cough, I mean, exactly...........

#154- obviously YOU care.. YOU'RE on this site too..

pregnant *
(But thanks for sharing)

Ha ha Binky good to see you, me sofa king wee todd it..............

i actually feel sorry for her. If her stomach wasn't so mutilated she'd be hot.

The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.

But, do they not have children, daughters wives husbands?

Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?

If their child came home one day and said "daddy, I'm being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair" would they reply.. "yes well you deserve it"

I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, because you probably helped cause some of it

I tell you what, i fucking love Tara, i think shes a great girl who id love to take out

#174,

I will say this - Tara Reid has never come off as the bitch that Paris, Britney or Lindsay do. I think she had the misfortune of getting sucked into Hollywood without having any talent, and it's chewed her up, spat her out, and made a court jester out of her. I think of all those broads, she's probably the only one who might actually be a decent person. That's why I'd feel bad about jizzing in her stomach ravines.

My bagel is now all over my computer screen.

So basically she is just supposed to sit in her house all day and never come outside and enjoy the sun because of her messed up stomach? Okay then.

Poor thing. She should wear a swim suit.

Gotta hand it to the girl--she looks like she's having a blast on that beach, regardless of her blotched cosmetic surgeries. I know some overly body-conscious people who could use some of Tara's carefree attitude.

@173 Stephanie - given its large size and deep lodging, that stick must be quite uncomfortable.

I'd just like to add that is a £7 bikini out of primark.
I know, because I have one too, and I'm way hotter than her in it!!

I told you that one of her parents is a kangaroo and that's her pouch. It's a recessive gene, but poor Tara she got it.

I can imagine it comes in quite handy, carrying drugs and small rat dogs inside it!

Good times!

zhit, iz thiz nazty
ho ztill on here making
me fuckin zick,grozz...

zomeone needz to call that
bitch and tell her to cover
that ztomach and no it doezn't
look good at all...

wtf iz her problem, zhez zick.☻

THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU TAKE A LIPOSUCCION AND YOU ARE A FATTY SHIT, YOUR SKIN HAVE NO TIME TO RECOVER THE NORMAL SIZE, THAT IS WHY SHE HAVA THOSE HORRENDOUS ABDOSHITS, GOOD FUCK NORTH AMERICA..

hmmm, 184, why are you shouting at me?

You' think she would have understood from her fake boobs catastrophe that plastic surgery is so not for her...she was so pretty when she was natural and sober

Boy George Clooney sure is angry today, and illiterate apparently.

#173 How big are your tits?

Why is this still up? It is going to make me cry. I can't keep looking at this ...

What the hell? please put something else up, what, did you sleep in this morning?

@188 Bern, I concur. I suggest that people move on to your site for this morning's massive boob shot. It is certainly living up to its disturbing billing, today.

She seems like a genuinely nice person. She does not come across as mean spirited like some of the people posting on this site. She always has a smile and appears very down to earth. I think she looks happy and pretty in these pics. Anyone that rips apart a perfectly nice person such as Tara, because of a surgical complication amounts to a caloused shell of a human being. It's very untactful to elevate yourself at other peoples misfortune.

Ok, now that I got all that off my chest - who wants to rape me this morning? I don't know why, but it's always been a fantasy of mine. I'm pretty sure I'd cum at least 5 times.

is this site trying to fucking confuse me? Is it yesterday again? WTF!!!!!!

While Tara's boobs are just staring at us, Brit is slapping the shit out of her mama.

frenchie, i felt the same way you (191) did after seeing the pics. she seems happy and always smiling. sure she might get sloppy drunk on occassion but she's not a snobby bitch like some other celebrities.

this picture looks photoshopped.

OH THANK GOD! THE PHOTOS ARE STILL UP!

I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH.....

Tara, U now get the
award for the
BIGGEZT BALLZ EVER


To zhow that zhit to
the whold world
U R 1 fucked up bitch...

PLEASE GOD TAKE THIS PICTURE DOWN. IT looks like a gross old vag...

ick

Yay! Nothing better to start out my day than the ab-tastic Tara Reid! This is awesome, I thought a new story would be up, but this is EVEN BETTER!!! Whoo-hoo!!!

*walks away clutching stomach and hand over mouth*

oh my god. please post new material. i love this site but cant stand coming to it when that mutant is the first thing i see.

#124 - "wearing the wrong stomach skin". Was that an attempt at sarcasm, or did the voices in your head tell you to say that?

#173 - the problem with Tara is that she brought it on herself by trying the quick and easy way to getting 6-pack abs. That's why we rag on her. Now please review the Disclaimer found on the Home Page and STFU!

12:30 PM before we finally get a new post by Fish. What a lazy fuck!
(sitting back awaiting the trolling to commence)

I can see her dick right through those bottoms. She is so sick.

this is NIP/TUCK: The Reality Series. jesus, her stomach looks like she's given birth a few times to triplets, at least. but with recontructive surgery from a certified professional, im sure she can repair that botch.

#145 and #156 Thank ye kindly. You both gave me a good laught too.

Good news I saw me doc this morn cuz me eye was burning like Paris Hilton's filthy, rancid cooter. He said I've hurt me eye pretty bad with me makeshift pirate lens and that I'll be havin' to wear an eye patch for a seafarers week. Well shiver me timbers it be a happy endin' for this pirate.

Finally I have a justifiable reason to wear old patchy, just what I always wanted; to feel like a real pirate not just a douche in a costume. Now I be off to find me burried tresure...

Who gives a shite if she seems like a nice person? Ever listen to her try to speak? She's stupid. Stupid people deserve to be made fun of.

All she had to do was wear a one-piece and all of us would have felt better.

I'm wayyyy too lazy to read 200+ comments. I dropped in to say that I am used to her stomach at this point; however, I see now that she needs vag surgery to tighten her droopy lips. If this has already been mentioned......... Well, it bears repeating.

she seems like a nice girl, but she's made some really bad choices. she looks like she's trying to straighten her life out, got to give her credit for that.

Not only did she let the rogue lawn mower operate on her, but she also slept with it, again, and again and again. Obviously in her drunken state she claims she thought it was the new Romeo of USA David Beckham, heck it probabaly was with his wandering fingers.

I hope she does straighten her life out. I hope she becomes a multi-millionaire and a successful actress or singer or whatever the hell she does so that she can walk right up to the plastic surgeon who did this to her and beat him to death with a blood-soaked meat cleaver.

WTF!!!!!!!!!! How does this happen she has never been morbidly obsese, and the thighs are funky too. Jeez she really needs an extreme makeover

WTF!!!!!!!!!! How does this happen she has never been morbidly obsese, and the thighs are funky too. Jeez she really needs an extreme makeover

169, ha. yes, the next person who complains about us being mean or fake are illiterate

@96: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice Kuato ref!

now theres a chic in the public eye i really feel sorry for,,,couldnt she just work out? shes young, whats the the lippo and the easy way out? thats y her stomach looks like a catapilar ran over it....

It looks like shes had children. Does she? I don't have a clue. One of my best friends stomach looks worst than this. I guess she doesn't really care what anyone thinks...good for her.

Dear God, her stomach looks like a chinese man sucking a lemon.

#216, LMFAO!

Obviously the same person did her boobs that did her stomach, which didn't need any work to begin with. Looks like she's had her boobs fixed, I wonder if there wasn't much they could do with her tummy. God that's sad. I'd love to know who the butcher was that did that to her.

Did I tell you that I just got done fucking a horse? Yes, and I sucked his dick to. I think I'll marry a horse. My father did and my mom married a bull. We all like farm animals. They're fun.

OMG!! she is like so hottt still, please stop everyone!

Ewwwww.
What the HELL happend to her stomach??? She should have worn a 1 piece instead of making people sick!

YUCK!

Tara's obviously suffered a tremendous burn to her stomach. Poor thing. You people should be ashamed.

Oh, and lets not forget her boob job... looks like a ballon exploded,,, lol

Kuato-stomach.

Oviously who ever posted this ad is not only in tip top sharp with his ads, but making fun of someone who has aparently had surgery is not funny.

Oviously who ever posted this ad is not only in tip top sharp with his ads, but making fun of someone who has aparently had surgery is not funny.

Can't stand HATERS

To see what she'll look like in another 30 years click on this link. The similarities are uncanny! http://canyouhearmenow.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/12/03velha.jpg

ok, first link didnt work. maybe this one will.

http://canyouhearmenow.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategori
zed/2007/04/12/03velha.jpg

this is why 20 year olds don't get tummy tucks.

:S yuk... i thought she was a refined lady, but i guess i was wrong

I WANT TO VOMIT anyone got a bucket

yer i agree shes so grose that thats wat u wanna do get a bucket and vomit sum1 get a shot gun and shoot her jks jks

I'd still do her

Honestly it just looks like she's had a lot of plastic surgery and lipo and no exercise. Not surprised.

You freaking idiots. Notice all of the pictures where her stomach looks "gross" she is LAUGHING. Laugh, right now, and look at your stomach. It does that. Now look at the like one pic where she is just smiling. Her stomach looks fine.

Idiots.

Grossssssssss!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN - ALL BURNT!

Grossssssssss!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN - ALL BURNT!

WTF??? did her stomach explode or something??? lol ewwww thats not even...human....

ok i have to agreed that looks unattractive but its all movements waiting to be shot ,none of us ever looked good at all times in pics.tars operation is butchered yes but everyday people look worst than than even worst with clothes on.how many of us look that great with 2 piece anyway???

man yall r so stupid tara reid looks so hott here u are so jealous of how beautiful she is..

dang tara looks better than ever i wish i was that dog tara has its so lucky.. bj u r totally right tara is beautiful.. she has one great ass where can i find some pics of her vagina that would be a great site to see.. tara reid is the hottest girl on the planet hands down..

You guys, girls and barnyard animals should get a life and realize that she is a human being . I wonder what the rest of you perfects look like? Ooh, thats right you have accomplished nothing therefore have nothing to be criticized for.

I don't know why everyones giving her shit. She has a little bit of extra skin but she still has a nice thin, flat stomach and even a little muscle. Most likely the doctor lipoed TOO much so the whole front of her stomache is just skin, no fat... and actually most of her pictures looked fine just the featured one looked kinda weird.

Those arent nice those are ugly abd if you want nice look at beyonces

hell no tara reid is way hotter than beyonce #246 there is no comparison..beyonce is ugly and tara is fine..

That's just disgusting!!!!

that is not disgusting,tara reid looks so good in a bikini..

come get some

I can't believe there are 250 comments about someones stomach. LOL. Maybe we are the ones who need to get a life.

IM SCARED!!!!

#16 she is too on shows and you guys are assholes

#16 she is too on shows and you guys are assholes