Jul 19 2007Tara Reid has perfect boobs

Horrible. Just horrible.

First and second. Respect.

man you have to really feel sorry for her and what has happened.

Hey, Tara! How's it go-- OWW!! My eye!

Not to mention the skin color. Oh the subtlenes, the slight glow, the perfect tan. For an oompa loompa of course.

Her left one just found water.

And that dress surely doesn't help

WTF?! The left one looks like one of those orange cones is stuffed in her bra!

holy crap, they're running in opposite directions!!

Her dentures are stained.

seriously somebody should slap her...
for christs sake put a bra on and find a more flattering dress, it's not rocket science!

Title should just read

"Ready to burn your eyes out with a hot poker, read on!"

How can she not afford a strapless bra?? How??

She is number 2 prostitute in all of US & A.

This one is number 1;
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070112/070112_hillary_vmed_7a.widec.jpg

I just thought these were a couple of mangoes

What the fuck!!! Seriously, Tara Reid has the most fucked up plastic surgeon ever!!! Who the fuck is the hack she paid to do her stomach and chest, cuz that's the worst job I've ever seen. She fucking falling apart. That's embarassing?! Isn't she supposed to be famous?! Doesn't she have money?! Why couldn't she have paid for a plastic surgeon that actually works in an office, rather than the guy with the knife that lives in the alley?

I thought she just recently had her stomach and boobs fixed from the first botched surgery? What the hell?

At this point, its not funny anymore. And while Tara is obviously lacking in her ability to pick credible plastic surgeons or appropriate clothing to control the damage, the doctor (or doctors) who did this to her seriously need to have their licenses revoked and reimburse her for how they've completely wrecked her body. The best thing Tara can do now is have a reality show about plastic surgery - not like "the Swan" or any of those "12-operations in one day to make you look fabulous" shows, but a show that will make all the spoiled, rich 15-yr olds re-think their plastic surgery plans. Sorry, but a boob job ain't a good sweet 16 present, and that picture of Tara is enuff reason why!

Next time take your surgeon out to Senior Tadpoles AFTER the opperation, not before.

Correction!
This one is number 1 prostitute in US & A;
http://flapsblog.com/?p=3937

It looks like she just stuffed her shirt with different types of vegetables. I can clearly identify a squash, a cucumber, a tomato, and what appears to be a piece of asparagus...

HAHAHAH 14

it's amazing to me that even tara reid could be oblivious of something that obvious.

no, I definetly see a carrot in that left one...

Green is the new blech!

what does she do again?

what in the FUCK is going on here

She's melting! She's melting!

What a world....what a world...

Why is she still appearing at places where the famous appear? What has she done worthy of note in the last year? Or 2 years?

Why would the Chelsea football club consider her worthy to stand in front of their promo board? Is it because they thought she had a Heineken bottle stuffed in place of her left boob?

Please go away Tara and don't come around here no more.

WE all know her tits are fucked, but that is one UGLY dress. But it matches her ugly white trash self. There is nothing outstanding about this puta except the color of her eyes. That's the only redeeming quality I can see in her.

I am so glad I am a humble person who loves herself.

Hey! Don't be cruel. Poor Tara has a degenerative retina disease, and she's slowly losing her sight. I applaud her courage in growing a seeing-eye tit.

well, if you stupid kids can't see that it's the flash reflecting in the fabric, causing the "weird shape", then you're just... stupid.
Her breasts are round, it's not that hard to see.

(that is one terribly ugly dress by the way!)

#29 - That's the best post I've read here in a VERY long time. Months I'd bet.

ROTFLMAO

Yeah, OK, Emma, you keep telling yourself that.

She is running for President of the Shitty Titty Committee.

She's half pregnant and the left one is usually applied with 'depress cream'. It's the ONLY explanation.

Either that, or they have emotions.

If I were her I would
make my plaztic
zurgeon a nice batch
of browniez laced
with cynanide...then I'd
mutalate him.....♥

ZHEZ RUINED FOR LIFE☻

I looked at it again and it's like one of them is a normal tit, the other one is just her unborn twin throwing looks at the camera.

Wait is this crooked one eyed boob the same chick with the sagging stomach?? Once upon a time when I was young and stupid I used to think celebrities had great bodies and I used to envy them. Now I've come to learn that they must earn most of their riches at the "funny" circus with the fat lady, the four hundred ton horned botbelly pig, and the midgets.

are they going east and west , or north and south ?

ewww but i feel bad for her... um maybe she should just get rid of them all together and find a new doctor

ok... 2 days ago, it was her abs. today, its her boobs.

can someone tell her that there is no shame in not having a perfect body. BUT there is good ways to hide your flaws.

"Tankini" and "Bras" are not bad words.
They are worn by millions of women around the world, everday. And it doesnt mean youre a loser if you wear them.

you know she could just have saggy boobs and one of the her boobs came out of her too tight bra, you can see on the other boob that she's wearing one.

Or she could have those tape to yourself cup things and one fell down and she didn't notice.

I would say that is likely as she did get her boobs fixed and they don't look horrid in the bikini pictures.

Oh Tara. Poor sweet sweet Tara. Hollywood has chewed you up and spit you out, much like a wood chipper chews up once fine looking wood and spits out chips....chips that are but a fraction of what the wood was to begin with. Except in your case you got stuck in the wood chipper and jammed the thing and the motor exploded....and now look at you. Disgusting.

or it could be that body tape and one of the pieces unstuck.

I remember wanting to know what her pussy smelled like when I first saw her in American Pie...

Now, I think I know...

That photo is fake.. So fake..

Its the shadow making the her boob look weird.

uggghhhh. I feel sorry for her. She (or her stylist) sure picked the wrong style of dress for her!

I feel sorry for people who get cancer.I don't feel sorry for imbeciles who mangle their body voluntarily through shitty plastic surgery. Why in fuck does she even go out in public? Nobody wants to see a mutant up close. NOBODY.

Amazon.com refuses to stop selling items that promote dog fighting. They are going to court to make sure they can keep selling these items.

Oh, yes...and holy crap invest in a bra!

"It's the shadow making her tits look wierd"

"It's the angle of the camera"

"It's the flash reflecting off her dress"

"The photos are fake"

Smoke some more fucking crack you idiots. Her body is a saggy, deformed mess. Deal with it. She obviously has.

Reminds me of a googly eyed monster o_O

They broke the jello mold with those babies! Mmmm lime green jelloie fun bags!

I dont know about y'all.. but I'd still hit it. Loook at those titties! And that face! Just not her stomach.... then I'd bust all ovre Veggi. All day son.

at first it does look quite abnormal but. she just doesnt know how to put on her clothes. u can tell from that big lined seam thats draping across her body it makes her boobs look all twisted because oft he cut of the dress. Hence the twisted wrinkle looking ness on the lower part of her dress.

now if she decided to put it on like that. then shes just dumb

i take that back. that dress is strangly cut ( looked at the other seam on the dress)

bad boobs

I see she's joined all the other overpaid, useless tits at Chelsea.......

If I were her, I would put on a bra, and out the plastic surgeon who did this! He/She would never work again!

poor thing.....

If I were her, I would put on a bra, and out the plastic surgeon who did this! He/She would never work again!

poor thing.....

They're like the two mutant twins from Total Recall.... "must start the reactor....."

3. Posted by ddlytng on July 19, 2007 3:52 PM man you have to really feel sorry for her and what has happened.

Nope, I'd say feel sorry for those who have to look at her when she dresses this way...

she looks like a giant dill pickle; bumps and all.

TR
KD
BS
NR
PH (sans uber-bra)
RO

and yet the photos keep coming in

those suckers are just trying to get the hell away from her. can you blame them? i'd haul ass too. sixth pic illustrates it best.

#29, that was hilarious.

@#61 i wish she was a giant dill pickle

They are perfect...because they're imperfect.

Hee hee, Go Fug Yourself also has this picture and some highlarious commentary.

First, the dress is not flattering. Jesus, when are bitches gonna learn that tube dresses are not your friend? They squish your tits down and make them look either saggy (if they're big) or tiny and saggy (if they're small). AND it's a see-through dress and it's poorly constructed. I don't know how much she paid for that rag, but if it was more than $15, she got screwed.

If you have big tits (and esp. if you're over, say, 25) you need to wear a bra. Letting your big sloppy boobs sag all over is just not a good look for anyone.

Swing and a miss, Tara.

Uhhhhhh. Not horny.

Hahaahahahaha, that is fucking hilarious.

Look at her face in the last picture - you can see why she chose this dress. If they opened up the top of her head you'd just see a tired little hamster going around in a rusty wheel inside.

remember when she was actually kinda hot? how do you go from kinda hot to hideous freak? and what makes her flaunt the freakishness?

It's not her, it's the dress. Looks like the material under her left boob was just pinched under. But BAD DRESS choice. And bras can't be that expensive anymore, right? Come ON Tara!?!?!

I swear, her and Britney should totally hang out. Could you imagine these two together?!

I hate celebrities, but I can't beat on this one, anymore. She's a horrible actress and I've never found her attractive, but for some reason, beating on her is like curb-stomping a puppy. Like Elvis, I think she's an example of the negative side of the American Dream - a picture of what happens to people who don't know what to do with the fame they've been given, and whose friends aren't really her friends.

i strongly dislike you kelli

Tara's boobs much like a chameleons eyes are able to look in two different directions at the same time. With that green dress the look is complete.

#69 - the wheel is spinning, the hamster is dead.

Does the woman not own a mirror?

I AGREE THAT THE DRESS DOESN'T HELP MATTERS AT ALL!!!!!

idk, i like her for her face, which is really beautiful. i never understood why she had plastic surgery, her boobs were fine the way they were...tzz

she would be really pretty if she hadn't fcuked up her body.
:(

used to be totally gorgous. agree

She should avoid form fitting clothing.

#29 BAHAHAHAHA!! That was hilarious!

I'd jiggle them for hours.

Horse teeth.

Maybe she just had a baby? It would explain the stomach....and the tits....

I think Tara looks very pretty. She looks lopsided there, but I think that asymerical rouched dress is a big reason for that. There are a lot of women with uneven sizes and are completely sexy. That dress would make anyone look uneven.

poor little washed-out has been skank. i actually used to sorta like her coz of the "classy" on screen roles she played in american pie and a couple otha teen movies i dont remember.

someone should just re nip/tuck her bod. go for repair enhancement surgery or something. and maybe sue her previous doctor to get the money, for starters.

I'm Tara Reids agent....and I would just like to say THANK YOU for putting her up here!! I usually have to pay the gossip columns to even mention her anymore so again, I would just like to thank you for reminding people that she is still alive.

HEY TARA, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF DOCTOR ROBERT REY? HE WILL FIX THAT MESS AND DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaahhhh!! my eyes!! what the fuck, i mean, WHAT THE FUCK is THAT??!! poooooor tara, omg

those can't be for real is it a fake photo? id rather hav no titties than titties lyk that...GOD

Aww.
Her left booby seems so sad and depressed.
Perhaps an injection of Prozac would make it feel better.

Too sad-- why these women who are fine the way they are seek help in all the wrong places.

It's self-mutilation.

the dress is hot but not on her...her boobs look like a massacre. Does anyone know if she sued the doctor? I would have killed his first born after that shop job!

There is no way that this isn't photoshopped.

I would still suck on them!

Is it just me or did she forget to brush her "facings" like above her molars, I mean just look at them! And why four facings on the bottom of her jaw?!

didnt she look in a mirror before she went out? =\ yikes

Ok I admit it, I've gone from you "you people are fu@#ng sick!" to "you people are fu@#ing hilarious!" very clever number #29 nicely done.

Those things are bi-polar

i think she inserted a small pine cone there or something.

.. or prolly she thought it would be cheaper to fix ONE boob only?

Seriously, who's her surgeon ? That guy should be thrown in jail --- now!

Her boobs are fine. Its the dress. If you look closely are niipples are lined up ok. The dress has a run in it over her left boob.

Look at left picture in lower column. She looks fine. Dress is the culprit. Stop criticizing my surgery.

It wouldn't matter what kind of job the plastic surgeon did; those things get squeezed and paraded and jiggled so much it's no wonder they are displaying their own form of protest.

The curved seam running down the front of the top part of the dress is very deceptive. Having pleats ending along a curved path will, from certain angles give a completely distorted view of the enclosed breastular loveliness.

Any doubts? Well, there's no shortage of photos of Tara and her breasts for comparing and contrasting.

I agree with Slippy Lane, just an optical illusion. Tough I would like to see her topless just to be sure that everything is allright. ;-)

Porktits that are deformed. If I were here, I'd stay at home where people didn't have to look at the mess she created. Dumb bitch should of kept her bandaide tits. At least they looked good.

Oh, no, not the "Frankentitties!" I bet when she walks around topless one titty rotates in a circular motion while the other one zig-zags from left to right.
Wait,... That actually might look interesting!

surgery suckssss fuck

Yeah, cause I'm sure all of you people are the most beautiful things on earth, more than half of you are probably overweight or obese. Quit fucking parading about how she looks.

And look at all the pictures. If you'll notice, in a couple of them her nipples are lined up straight and her boobs look circular.

Her epileptic gay rapist plastic surgeon did a bad job because he was banging her while she was unconscious with an oversize dildo up his arse.

I can't understand why someone who (was) beautiful felt that they needed to visit a surgeon.

Perhaps nobody should be allowed to go into surgery unless at least 90% of the right-thinking public describe them as unshaggable.

This isn't news, it's been known for a long time. She's been on a lot of talk shows and such telling everyone about what a horrible experience she had. She's been sharing it so people know what can happen if they decide on plastic surgery. She's working on getting everything fixed.

She's kind of slutty and trashy but I still feel sorry for her. She didn't want this result and the doctor was supposed to be a reputable plastic surgeon. She just got screwed in a bad way this time.

After 31 years together, the decided to go their separate ways. Reps for both parties said the split was amicable.

Lefty said, "We just grew apart."

Righty said, "You know, I woke up one day and it was like I was living with a stranger. Shortly thereafter (like it always is in these kinds of stories), we were both standing in front of the mirror. I could hardly recognize Lefty. Hell, I couldn't even recognize myself. I was like...what the hell?.....I'm effing outta here!

I heard that she did not follow instructions following surgery and that is why they are messed up. You are supposed to wear a special bra for a certain amount of time and the day after surgery she was out and about braless. It's her own fault.

omg as if thats like grose as mate like that just looks like shes stuffed a cone down there n then her mum caught het so she didnt get to finish the other1 lol thats a gud 1 lol mwhahahahahahaha i think she needs a bra lol

THOSE BOOBS ARE PERFECT YUM YUM WOW WHAT A WOMAN SHE IS AWESOME AND SOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY ,, SHE IS PERFECT SO DELICIOUS EVERY PART OF HER BODY IS JUST PERFECT THE CELLULITE MMMM YUMMERS THE SCARS ON HER BOOBS YEESSSSSSS ORGASMIC

@87- the dress is no excuse. She should wear a strapless bra or a cup to make them even. My cousin, when she was still growing had different sized breasts until she turned 17. No one knew about it at her school because she wore a proper bra and with dresses, shirts, anything she wore, they looked like regular boobs.

As for Tara. I read somewhere that even though she had herself fixed, she went back again for another tummy and boob job. (Stupid) And this is what happens because she was stupid and thought she should get more work done, for what? Her movie rolls? Her time is up, sadly, now she doesn't even have a body people would like to look at. It's disgusting!!

And stupid doesn't even wear a bra with a dress that needs one. It's like everyone in Hollywood has taken Britney Spears as a roll model!