Jul 13 2007Suri Cruise does stuff with her face

She managed to turn out kinda cute, even though her dad looks like Frodo.

stop picking on Tom,he's the second coming you know.

She's adorable. Her parents are fug tho..

Wow. I didn't even read the whole thing, I just think Tom looks like Frodo. Haha.

Is that thing a mogwai?

Ha-Ha ... Frodo ... More like Gollum with Mickey Dolenz' 60's haircut.

BTW, TCLTC. First to say that! Yay me!

shes adorable. the frodo comment is quite true in that one picture with her and tom. many laughs

#5 - that name just cracked me up more than anything Fish has commented on today. Just ... DAMN!

Why am I thinking of the Simpsons episode where the sales guy says:
'No, this isn't one of those shady Pyramid schemes. This is what we call here the Trapezoid.'

WTF is Katie wearing? Is that a horse blanket?

Suri is cute, and looks exactly like Katie (I don't see a Tom resembalance, did they clone Katie?)

Katie has finally started looking happy / healthy again. I honestly think she did, ironically, have post-partem depression. That haircut fugs her up though

I'm sorry, but thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen

Yep, that's one cute baby. Too bad her dad's loco and her mom is a Stepford Wife.

By the way Benny, I'm the second cumming and I smite you. You've been smitten!

My darling Suri. One day, Zenu will help you grow a penis. And I will suck it.

Of my gosh, that expression on her face when she's with Tom; thats totally a Katie expression. She does it all the time when she's acting. I used to kind of think she did it on purpose to try to look cute or something. But apparently its genetic?! And as for Suri...well she's definetly their kid. She totally looks like equal parts Tom & Katie. She's kinda cute, but its too soon to tell; she might end up w/ the big honker like Tom has. I have to admit though, they do look like a kind of sweet family. Maybe Tom has mellowed out after having his own biological child...maybe??? Please?

#13By the way Benny, I'm the second cumming and I smite you. You've been smitten!

(look at the palms of his hands and sees hair groing)mmmmmmmm furry(unzips pants)

this thing has kennedy written all over it, but in this case, tom cruise isn't cheating on her with mariylin monroe - but rather, MEN!

That poor kid. She is so hosed with TC as a Dad, minus the whole money thing of coarse.

Dude, the photo of her with her father is from Cannes ... old old old.

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Did someone break the ugly stick on her!

It's official....I love benny

(as I dip my middle finger down my......)

That is honestly the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my life. Where do I begin? Maybe its haircut... Maybe the fact that the child is Asian, yet neither of its parents are... Perhaps that it's dressed in some sort of fire-retardant blanket...

That kid is fugly. It has Katie Holmes's bat nose (seriously, look up a photo of a blood-sucking bat and compare its nose to Katie's), and a trailer-trash mouth. Someone keep that kid indoors and away from my field of vision. Thank you!

#23 sorry dude THE ugliest baby is Rene-Charles of Celine Dion and the corpes she married.

and Christ please tell me you brought your finger down to your navel.

work day is over!
have a good weekend all!

Wally - "a little"? We both know I swallow: hook, line & sinker.

KatIE is so beautiful. Sigh.

Aren't all babies ugly? Did I miss something?

little does the Church of Scientology know, but baby Suri is actually a specifically bred tome-bomb full of thetans. one day she will deflate in the middle of a huge CoS event and give all those clears their thetans back.

a time bomb, too. i blame the typos on drugs.

hi krazihottkelli! doesn't matter what anyone else says, i don't consider a post on this blog to be meaningful without your inputs!

I can see a resemblance to Tom through her eyes. I really am surprised because I like the rest of you believe he LTC> I do wonder though, maybe she was inseminated? Whaddaya think? just throwin it out there.

That is all.

Hey Loser #23. That baby is not Asian! She has almond shaped eyes like Katie. Thank Zenu that she didn't get any of TC's looks, like his HUGE nose!

He sure is clear. No education, no common sense.

Omg. Suri Cruise is the most adorable little kid ever.

suri, phone home.

Some of you people are fucking sick. Pick on someone your own goddamned size.

This Crazy Cruise moment brought to you by L.L. Bean and L. Ron Hubbard....

#35....

1. Its the internet
2. Its the SUPERFICIAL
3. Its random text assholery on a computer screen...

I would not expel any emotion on something that fucking banal...

Oh, and Suri Cruise will be a cutter by 9... Watch and see....

oh and because it can't be said enough...
TCLTC

Amen 38...

TC does indeed LTC...

35 - simmer down now, also the vast majority of comments have said the kid is cute...what're you crying about?

Jeez, is that an ugly child!

I'd love to skeet all over Suri's adorable face.

(how's that, #35?)

theze two are secretly
related...and that baby
iz Katiez clone...like
zomeone said already..

one thingz for zure,
Tom did not father
that baby..U know it,
I know it and the
whole damn world knowz
it...dickz are hiz thing...

In that second picture, she looks like Tom Cruise's wicked-ugly cousin who was on LOST and turns up in all of his movies.

Actually, what I'd really like to know about is their process for conditioning her into a good little Xenu-hating $cientologist.

Looks like Peter Fonda in Easy Rider.

Looks like she's concentrating on filling her diaper in the lower piture.

#43 Thanks for recycling everyone else's remarks. *yawn*

don't joke around about cloning. if they can clone Katie, they can clone anybody. just think about that - there could be copies of anybody, even people you wish didn't exist in the first place (...for no apparent reason, the number forty-three just popped into my mind...).

46 - I bet Tom tells her that is pure Xenu she is expelling....

My fellow Americans I would lik.... oh... look who's here. Hi Kelli... wanna cigar, sweet thang?

It's obvious what's happening there... in picture 1, the kid is making a run for the border.

And in picture 2, she's looking mighty pissed because she was caught and brought back to the compound by her freakshow father.

Looks like Katie is levetating in that first pic...must be a scientology thing.

#49 More like essence of krazihotkelli.

Creepy baby.

Everyone have a good weekend.

Hi, President Clinton:
How R U today?
I'll take that
cigar az long
az itz a blunt...
I might take U
after that....
love that
charm...♥

What the fuck is Katie standing on/does Katie have on her feet....orthopedic wedges I guess

I just want you to know that Suri is actually a boy baby. Katie only dresses him up as a girl to keep me from molesting him. I have no idea why Katie thinks I'd molest our little boy. It isn't molesting if you love the child.

nasty hobbit, he later goes out and has trixies with other nasty hobbitses

#42 - the fact that you HAVE TO TROLL ME makes your comment about 1/3 as effective as it could have been. Whazza matter, Mr. Fish? Don't like being called "not funny"?

And while you're trolling me you're missing the best breaking news:
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/07/
13/ap3910635.html

"LOS ANGELES - The Sheriff's Department opened an investigation Thursday into allegations that Paris Hilton received special treatment during her 23 days in jail for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, authorities said.

The internal probe will examine whether the hotel heiress was given free access to a cordless phone instead of being forced to wait in line to use a pay phone at certain hours, sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Also under scrutiny are claims Hilton received a new jail uniform instead of the recycled ones given to many inmates and that her mail was delivered by a captain instead of inmate trusties, Whitmore said."

The saga continues ....

**-- RE: SHOT OF TOM IN AVIATORS --**

Looks like Kelly McGillis is out of the picture, Goose won and he's gone the gay way.

she looks like a mash-up of Tom, Katie, and Xenu

It seems pretty fitting that a couch jumping hobbit would have a kid that looks exactly like Frodo.

I see Tom and Suri both go to the same toupee maker. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#47=dirtchicken:
did U ever pull
DrPlowShit outta
your azz, dickweed?

Sorry to be such a flaming heirhead, but the trolling really pisses me off.

#65=wedgeone:
Whataya gonna do?

#64 Obviously you never get tired of the same old 3rd grade shit - your perceived cleverness clearly fascinates you, and so does everyone's asses, it seems. Why don't you spend a day or so watching your own asshole? Wedgeone's gonna be cramming something up it any day now - you're in way over your head there, you bungwipe.

fuck the chicken;
and I'm not trolling
wedgeone, I zwear...
itz too boring to
troll...like I'm
afraid of any of
you azzholez....
get fucked..

#68 You're a boring little one-note moron virgin toxic loser tweenie who embarrasses herself daily - and since you have an "azz" fetish, Suri's diaper is filled with more interesting things than you come up with. Try to write a post that doesn't have "fuck" "dick" and "azz" in it - good luck and see you next year.

That's one ugly alien kid!

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#68 She does embarrass herself daily, and we are all sick of reading her dumbazz comments.
Seriously, at least the people who defend the celebs have something more intelligent to say that talking about Dr. Phow and chicken's ass or dicks all day.

Borrrrrring

#71 "...I got
internet on my
phone..azzdickhead"

How did this numb cunt avoid summer school?

Aw, come 'ere Kell, I got something you can do that will cure your boredom.... but it will of course, make you very sweaty.

I dont care what anyone says, that is one UGLY kid.

#73 kelli doesn't get the cigar thing, Bill. She thinks you in particular just smoke 'em.

#75

Who said anything about a cigar? };-)

#76 Bill, Tom Cruise called, he wants your number.

What is wrong with you freaks and your sickening comments about a sweet INNOCENT baby girl? She is a human being, not an object to say vicious things about. People like you are why this world is so screwed up.

The child is cute and has on a pretty dress and shoes.

Katie looks good. One of the commenters on the dailymail site said that Katie shouldn't be so dressed up for a walk in the park. I couldn't disagree more. How great to see a woman dressed civilized for an outing.

Why must we all stuff ourselves in sweat pants, t-shirts and sneakers in public?

#78 No, people who have no sense of humor who take everything too seriously and have no idea what kind of site they're on are why this world is so screwed up. You took a screaming left turn at mylittlepony.com and ended up here, right?

Innocent baby girl or not - KRAZZEEKelli is still ANNOYING and Suri is still an ugly little toddler.

THAT BABY IS GORGEOUS

STFU, i wish you were as cute as that baby, grumpy frodo?? you gotta come up with smarter things to write

Bill if you are still cruising here then post your phone. Katie says I can play today and you and I have never connected. Maybe you could bring a couple secret service guys too. I've never had 3 up there at the same time. Anyway this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

#64 Did you mean to say "dickwad"? I am pretty sure there is no such thing as "dickweed", at least there is no reference to "dickweed" as an herbal remedy in Lippincott's Complementary & Alternative Medicines.... maybe you were trying for rhyme and/or metre?

AND I hope dickwad Tom Cruise reads these posts because he is a dickwad. Althought John Travolta is far worse because he has cruelly and stupidly ruined his son's life.

TCLTC

Tom Cruise is a cult loving butthumper!!

Kelli professes to be 18 -- can you imagine her writing her college paper:

The Hiztory of the Fuckin Azz World by Krazihotkelli.

A+!!!!!

Holy fuck, its a child, people! Leave her the fuck alone, god knows she hella cuter then all of you lardasses

Angel #78, please confirm who your comment was directed to, Kelli or Suri? chicken #80 - love your comment, "screaming left turn at MLP", you sound like you may have witnessed one of those, interesting!!

#89 It's a child all right - a child, who in 18 years, will be starring in "Battlefield Earth 2: The Return of Xenu". Holy fuck, indeed. I'm getting my slams in early.

#89 And why is it all you fucking handwringing defenders always fall back on the "you're all fat and Suri/Britney/Lindsay is way cuter than you are". Laws of probability being what they are, we're not all twisted troglodytes, some of us are hella gorgeous. Unlike you.

#88 Worse than that, can you imagine having to read it?

Can I be the voice of reason here? The kid is NOT ugly. Nor is she the most beautiful kid you've ever seen unless you've only seen like 10 kids in your life. She is cute, plain and simple. The fact that people want to call her either ugly or exquisite is a phenomenon, if you ask me.

I think Suri is adorable, regardless of who her parents are. Tom Cruise has seen better days and so has Katie Holmes, but Suri is definitely looking more like Katie as she grows up. Katie looks much better with long hair. The whole damn family has the same haircut. Short and dark. Katie used to be really beautiful, but ever since she met Tom she's really gone downhill. I have to agree with #11 that she might have had post-partum depression. She doesn't look as thin and frail as she used to.

I personally feel really sorry for this little girl. Sure she's cute and rich and she can have everything and anything she wants, materially speaking...but you can't buy a normal childhood and her parents are fanatic members of some lunatic religion in which you must sell your soul to Satan himself. She'll grow up lost and troubled... Truly sad!

#93 -- I can't even get through a few lines of her stupid writing on here without needing meds. Her professors are gonna kill her (that is if she gets into college at all, which I doubt).

I here she's majoring in surfing.

Oh, and to keep this even a little on track: I don't think Suri is all that cute, but I feel so badly for any child with Britney Spears for a mother or Tom Cruise for a father that I'll just say a little prayer to Xenu for her tonight.

I mean I **hear** she's majoring in surfing (krazikelli that is).

It's getting late here, so my spelling is going down the toilet.

Further proof that Suri Cruise is a plastic doll.

It'll be a race to see who's more screwed up, Brit's kids or Suri. Suri's got an edge, though--she already knows her father's nuts.

#100 Ewww, God, I hope not.

cutest celeb baby!

that's the cutest baby =]

Do any of you people have children??? That face is what babies, all babies (including all of you at one point) make when they are teething. It hurts to have teeth push through your tender little gums, so you bite on stuff, stick your fingers and hands and toes in your mouth, or, God forbid, rub your gums together with your lips in between. Try it. The pressure is soothing. And maybe it will help some of you morons keep your mouths shut for a moment or two.

Hey Beckham wannbes, take your fucking sunglasses off for five seconds.

The kid is trying to run away from them already!

Is Daniel Radcliffe going to be the new Bilbo? Look at the Details shoot. Look at the Frodo blue eyes....

what about the skeletor wrist on the sychophant who used to be Katie Holmes?

I think that all of you are stupid...childish motherfuckers! What kind of motherfucker would talk about a precious baby? IMPOSTER LEROY....stick a suppository up your ass..because when BIG DAN was poking you..some shit got stuck up your ass..bitch! I think that the editors of superficial is some fat ass, with pimples, and matted hair on his/her ass! This baby is cute, and I guarentee you that in 18 years...your pussy ass is going to be foaming from the mouth over this cutie!

Suri is beautiful. Have you seen her pics lately?? Especially the pics in People Mag. I believe those were her first; she's so perfect. Great eyes too.

I wonder if it is "CLEAR" yet?

haha,cutter by 9,good one.
i think she'll most likely end up having underaged sex with men twice her age like what her mother sorta did.

i still hate tc for turning katie into..this. lose the bob, she needs her the katie homes trademark locks, like her dawson's creek glory days.

Suri is an adorable little alien. I want to adopt her and take her far, far away from her creepy Scientologist parents...

'Kate' is a completely different person. She's aged at least 10 years, and looks like she's trying to be some sort of Jackie O-bot.

Suri's gonna look so good in a spacesuit. ba ha ha!

Tom: Frodo
Suri: Doll
Katie: What the *bleep* is she wearing? (It looks like she wrapped a sleeping bag around her legs.)

So that's what an alien experiment looks like???

Scary, ugly kid.

Aww!Isn't this a cute family picture?It could fit right away in a 'my little house on the prairie'scene.

Once i met the 13th Dalai Lama in one of his visions.'It's barely something the way they want you to see it' That's what he told me.I'm not ver impressed by human creatures but these are some fine ol'words of wisdom.

'Remember all people are born actors/actresses.The most creepy ones are the ones who know to act best'.That's what the 6th Dalai Lama told me.Maybe he's right in ancient China these people didn't had much status.

Scienthology church...*Evil laughter*

these kinda look like normal family pictures except for the fact that they're from a telescopic lens taken from the bushes

awwwwww..
kakyut kay suri..
nami kusiun gd,,
glng anu na ya tsura nya nga upod c tom cruise??
eeeeeee....freaky..

sorry I wazn't here
for ya lazt nite, Bill..
It waz raining and the
zurf waz up, had to roll
with thoze wavez...
Still love U and Hillary..

why the fuck did katie think wrapping the table cloth around her wait would be a good idea?

Will you all stop insulting my daughter damn it! I've been working my butt off for so long to live a happy life with a beautiful wife and child, and now that I have my freedom, nothing can take it away. Yes, now I'll admit I do love TC, but it's not my fault! I swear!!! (ps. Now I know why Victoria Beckham married her hubby David.... mmhmm it's that big and juicy! shhh don't tell anyone! ESPECIALLY VICTORIA) Alright now back to subject. STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE YOU ASSHOLES, I MAKE 100 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR, WHILE ALL YOU MAGGOTS AND IDIOTS MAKE NOTHING! I CAN BUY ALL TC THAT I LOVE IN THE WORLD! That's right, now I feel good that I said all that. Now undress yourselves, men...!

125=the real Tom cruize:

But your married to the devil...
the ain't no amount of money
or thingz worth that zhit....
enjoy devildogdick....☻

I love Katie Holmes and I love her cojones!!! Don't insult her, I said! Damn it!

I have to admit, she is cute. Which is weird but she really is, inspite of her genes.

A very cute little girl. She's adorable!

How did such a cute little kid come from a freak like that?

The baby is cute, but I don't know where she's coming from..

I think Tom is still in the denial stage. The church of Scientology has given him an alien baby, and he accepts her as normal. Look at that face. Maybe Tom should bathe more regularly. Or put some deodorant on. What the hell else would make Suri look like that? Maybe she just took a poo on him. That - would be worth it all.

Suri Cruise creeps me out, she's a weird little alien..they all need to move to Mars already.

I feel for the baby..
it haz to grow up
with stepford Tom
and stepford Katie...
poor thing...

She's a little kid and kids make faces. She's a beautiful little girl, thankgod she came out looking more like the mom.

quick call hte police suri's in the hands of a {{crazy, weirdo molester!}} STOP HIM NOW!!!! Oh wait he likes {{little boys!}}

136=and how☺☺☺

good to seek everyone still kickin' you while you're down kelli!!

I've said it before and I'll say it again --- Suri Cruise is a retarded dwarf Eskimo.

i ... well the kid is a bit weird looking to be honest. in the 2 pic looks funny but sweet in the 1 one she looks like a lil alien.

FYI, that picture with Tom cruise is from another day.. I read some of the comments but not all, sorry if this has already been said

she is a cute kid but i dont believe tom & katie ever had sex... with each other

Suri is really cute. I see a lot of kids and most of them are bleh - probably because most parents are uglier than Tom and Katie. Come on be honest. There are so many frumps who make frumpy overweight babies especially in the US.

Maggie Gyllenhals kid, not thats an ugly one.

Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head.

You know what Katie reminds me of? Those clowns at the circus (or on parade) who are on stilts with the big baggy pants.

Katie is a purdy beard...and Suri is an ugly little troll....I can't get past that fug nose of her's or is Suri a boy???dressed like a girl...Tom would want it that way...
F**K the Tom lovers...

TCLTC!!!!

what do you mean kelli?

Leave her alone. Suri is a cutie!

The second picture is from another day, at the beach.

Is it just me, or does Suri look a little "special?" and I don't mean one of a kind.. she has this odd look on her face all the time.. definately Katie's kid.. Tom Cruise.. I think she needs to keep looking for her real dad..

She looks like the "berries and cream" lad!

i heard tom made katie make out
with a pic of l. ron hubbard

Come on! she is really cute, like every baby. But I am wondering how will she looks like in 10 years. His father and her mother have a some "arrangements" on their face....oh! why dont you post some old pictures of them to get an idea?

I WANT HER (SURI, NOT TOM).

LOL!
she's adorable, though.

What the FUCK does TCLTC mean?

#78, you said it in the first line, we're freaks, ya mook!

Oh and stop bitin on my handle, "pogo stick."

(winks at Pogo stick)

Suri isn't beautiful, but she IS really cute. She's the perfect combination of her parents - I can see features of both of them in her face. Her pictures in Vanity Fair as an infant were also really cute. Surprisingly so - I figured she had an arm growing out of her head the way they kept her hidden...

She is a total cutie, even a celeb hater like me can admit that but, what I don't understand is how these whities had a biological child and it came out asian.

Me confusi.

She didn't come out Asian. Just look at some of Katie's pictures from when she was younger, and you'll see Suri resembles her mom. (I'm not sure about Tom though.)

136=I'm talkin like
a little razcal....

and agreeing with U.

#156...TCLTC means "Tom Cruise Loves The Cock"...hey, don't look at me. I didn't come up with it! I just know from being on this site for too long!!...So now you know!

...and just from a personal perspective, I think they're wrong abt TCLTC. I think TCLTV...or maybe, just MAYBE...TCLTC&V!

#24 I second that.

When it comes to making fun of supposedly famous people, this site is so much fun, but I don't agree w/ people bringing the kids into it. Leave the baby alone, and worry about how frickin crazy these people are. I'm wondering if Katie Holmes is a victim of abuse trying to cover up her bruises w/ the kind of cover up clothes she's wearing...

The ATF should go rescue the child before those creepos turn her into a L. Ron Hubbard zombie that jumps furniture on daytime TV.

what are the chances about two good looking person had a troll for a baby?

Now everybody, we can't rule out TC being Suri's father. Here's how it happened.

John Travolta was giving Tom head, but right before Tom is ready to come, John stopped and let Tom put it in a cup. Then they got the turkey baster. Of course, neither John nor Tom were willing to get that close to a vag, they said it was "icky" so Katie had to squeeze it herself. It all worked out fine.

Suri is a beautiful little girl. I love her expression it gives her character.

I didn't read any of the other comments. I just scrolled down to put in my own opinion about how cute Suri Cruise is, and how great an actor Tom Cruise is, and how weird and forgettable Katie Holmes is.

Lol. This made me laugh out loud. I looked at the photos first and immediately thought of Frodo, then I read the comment accompanying the photos XD Frodo. Hm. : )

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I am so friggin sick of that ugly littles bitches face everywhere! I can't turn on the computer or t.v. without seeing that thing and its parents stupid asses littering the world. I can't run into the damned grocery store and get some goddamned milk and see that screwed up family plastered on every magazine.
That pic of her ugly 'trailer trash' mouth (as one poster put) makes me want to just reached up from the floor and knock her in the face. They need to tear out both Tom and that nasty old crone Kates reproductive organs and donate that ugly ^&*# tard they spawned to science.

Suri Cruise is the best celebrity baby ever i love her shes so adorable and so tiny i love suri and everyone else should.

Suri Cruise is the best celebrity baby ever i love her shes so adorable and so tiny i love suri and everyone else should.

um...ew, suri is the ugliest baby i have seen in my life, poor katie...look what tom did to her! she used to be so sweet!