Jul 30 2007Steve Martin gets married

first

He has old balls.

Good for him.

Well how come in the picture it looks like she's proposing to him......

Hey, maybe shes just getting used to the kneeling position which she will be using a lot to hang onto her billionaire

What can I say, it beats dating other senior citizens!!!

Steve can marry anyone he wants. Looks like they both could use a little sun though. Pale or not, good for him.

Finally a picture of someone respectable on here. I can't say anything negative.

Who's your daddy? Oh, wait, ewwww....

Steve, were not daitng any more. Were married now. don't you remember!!!

well he does look in decent shape so why the heck not!!
congrats Steve!

Congrats to him! Always nice to see an old cool guy bag a young chick!

Oh, Yeah! Sorry Anne, all these years of having to hide my latent HOMOSEXUALITY, has made me confused about what to tell the press with regards to my personal life!!!

#6 - haha yes - the first respectable person on the site

Thats ok steve. I'm a closet LESBIAN!!! So, I think this marriage should work out just fine! Oh, by the way Ton Cruise called. He just wanted you to know that TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!!!

God☺☺☺♥could they be any whiter..?♥♥thatz juzt zickning lookin♦♦
they probably got burnt later that day zince they're znow white..♣♣♣♣♠♠♠

Yay for him! You can't hate on Steve Martin :) He's actually talented and funny and not a complete douchebag.

It's true I sure do love the Cock! YEAH!!! WHOO!!! HOO!!!

that picture looks like a kidnapping.....

I pity the fool, who marry Steve Martin!!!

That's one fine looking white woman! Anyone seen my knife?

She proposed to him because she's a broke writer and he has all the money.
May they live happily ever after.

Congrats to them both.

#14 God ☺ ☺ ☺ could you be any stupider?

Anyone else think that judging from this photo, that it looks like it might be time for Steve to try some of those adult diapers!

Did he or did he not just get off the sea plane...?

Alright Grampa, you have had enough time swiming. Now help your daughter up and take her home. Dosen't she have an early preschool class tomorrow!

♦21☺Y R U picking on a 90fuckin5 yr. old woman?♥

#14 Are you on CRACK!!!

#2 -- HA HA HA HA
"Old Balls"

lmao at that and at "Holden Migroin" ......still hilarious!

#25 I'm talking about you, you fucking retard! So, yeah, I guess you just proved you could be more stupid - let us know when you hit rock bottom.

♦26♦ R U on Heroin, bitch? Ya fatt bitch ..can't zee pazt
thoze triple H titiez..fuck..loze zome fuckin weight, ztupidazz♀

Man.....everyone keeps saying good for him.

Well BAD for her.....

He is one nasty, pasty, grey, wrinkled fucked up looking bunch of gooey dough.
Maybe that is what she is after, his "dough", but doubtful, since she is a writer I am sure she makes enough to sustain herself.
God dang, I'd hate to think I'd want money so bad that I'd fuck that.
I hope the hell she loves him, because if she doesn't, I'm sure she's closing her eyes and hating it.
I mean HATING it.
That is one nasty looking man.

Q: What's even more disturbing than another celebrity marrying a girl half his age?

A: A Pink Panther sequel!!!!

jesus, you people are idiots.
Steve Martin is a god.

I'm 35 and I'd marry Steve Martin for his personality....a humorous guy is waaaaaaay hotter than some lame pretty boy.

two words: SUNLESS TANNER - daaaaaaamn! and OMG I just realized he was doing those '2 wild & crazy guys' sketches w/ Aykroyd when she was riding her bigwheel, playing on the jungle gym & eating dirt & stuff - wow... I just hope 'prenup' was buzzing around before all this 'magic'

Yum, droopy old man ass. At least he's funny.

I can just see it now. When the wedding cake was cut, Viagra spilled out EVERYWHERE....

#29 Yes I am and you need to learn how to spell! Oh, and kudo's on guessing my breast size!! YOU MORON!!!

Congrats for both of them, hope it works!
(http://www.freshdailygossip.com)

you can see the ripples of fat on her thighs from here.

#37 OMG, you survived kelli's calling you a "ztupidazz" - AND a "fatt bitch" - and you're still posting! Wow, not many people take a smackdown like that and live!

#29 Fuck, would you just please overdose on something and die - like, NOW???

I just watched "The Jerk" again last night and seriously, I would have married him too. Just brilliant.

He looks like my dad... but still congrats to them, I guess. At least she's in her thirties, in Hollywood, that's middle-aged (for women, anyway).

Please, no fuckin' symbols, the misspellings and shitty grammar make the posts hard enough to read.

BTW, are you krazihottkelli of the Palm Beach krazihottkellis? Just wondering.

Even if he is old (well, old-errr), he's still funny and if he can keep me giggling, I'd marry him too. (Plus he's rich!!!)

I bet he has a big one!!!

You go Steve...!!! I am married to some much older. I don't see a thing wrong with that, either.

That old dog lol he gets a free pass from me after all the great movies he worked.

I like Steve well enough, but I think it's embarrassing when people marry people who are way younger/older than them. My god, she could be his daughter-- sick.

Jesus christ, i was eating when i saw this. WHy do we need a shirtless picture of Steve Martin?

She will be there for his golden years. By that I mean she will get to change his adult undergarments when he pisses himself.

@45, and your user name is "Bling"...I think that just about says it all...

Congrats to the happy couple! Steve Martin is a fucking comedy GOD!!!

Why did I just get the feeling that he'll be selling Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, But They DO Wear Suntans" SPF 150 suncreen on QVC?!

#49. I am thinking that is why she is kneeling down there. Getting ready to whip out another pair of Depends and slap 'em on his ass.

Blech!

Kelli must have no life
She would make a mandingo a wife
Going down on his pole
Taking it in her asshole
Ridding us all of her life

Hey Mrs. Carrot Top how is everyone's favorite slice of white trash today? Seem to be in your usual low form. Damn honey, keep stickin' yerself with dem needles and goet it over with, doll baby (as in kewpie doll)!
We all luvs our fave moron.

Steve Martin is a GILF, even as white as he is.

# 55 "GILF" now that's funny!

It looks like he's melting!

F$&k you, superfish. Here the guys get scantily clad chicks in every post and all us girls get is a sagging old dude who's paler than Dakota Fanning. I'm gonna kick you in the taint for this one.

Judging from the picture, it looks like Steve's big nasty balls swung the wrong way and knocked his new wife over.

Mazal Tov to Steve and your chippy.He aint no jerk and she's 35 not 18......Well EXCUUUUUUSE MEEEEE!!!!

Come on, GILF doesn't make sense...the point of a MILF is that they're a mother, a slightly older married lady. Doesn't the G in GILF just mean guy? That misses the point of the MILF. Call him a HILF (husband) or FILF (father, assuming he has kids). Huh, FILF, that actually has a good ring to it haha. Seems fitting, also, for a married father sleeping with some other lady to be called a FILF.

Unless GILF means Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck.....in which case it's........nasty. Eeeel!

Why should anyone give a shit about age? I happen to like older guys myself. Besides, I used to think the younger, Val Kilmer, was hot. Anyone seen *him* lately?! Gross!

#17 ahahahah it kinda is in a way

How'd he get so funky??

The funniest man of the 20th century. Better than Uncle Milty or Carson or Letterman. He even made Sgt. Bilko funny.

Maybe the new Mrs. saw him in "Roxanne" and said "hmmmmm ...."

Old? So's Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Harrision Ford-whatever. Takes a genius to stay away from the cast of young turds out there (Cash Warren??)

Steve Martin has a genius IQ, he's a well established musician and a comedic genius. He's a good catch, even though he's twice her age. Anything goes.... If he were about 30 years younger I'd be attracted to him, gray hair and all. best of lucky to the fair skinned couple.

I once had the hottest dream about Steve Martin. I think it was around the time that I read his book Shopgirl. He is funny, intelligent, talented, classy and rich. Good for her. Good for them. I'm a little bit jealous. :)

Did she look under the hood first?
Albinos mate every ten years.

WELL AT LEAST HE FOUND SOMEONE THAT SHARES HIS INTERESTS.

-THEY BOTH LIKE THE OCCEAN!

-THEY BOTH HATE THE SUN! :)

LAST SUCKERS!!!

Does this make him a pedophile? He's disgusting and should have to register as a sex offender. She, too, must be some kind of a pervert; probably always wanted her Daddy to fuck her. I think I'm going to be sick!

Sure she looks good, but what do they talk about.

One Word

- VIAGRA -

the little blue wonder pill. what would men his age do without it.

Am I the only one here that thinks this is inexcusable? It's hard enough going to a wedding when you actually know what you're getting into, but to be tricked into one is downright wrong. Read the rest of my rant on my blog:

http://www.tonightwemakesoap.com/2007/07/steve-martin-knows-how-to-ruin-party.html

If you're tricked into going to wedding then you don't have to buy a gift.

Also, I'm so effing tired of comedians who want us to think that they're geniuses.. Oh, I have a Picasso.. I can write a boring book with all the time I have off.. i love expensive wine.. I'm so freakin deep..

#74 Joey, you need to really calm down, man, and just avoid rented tuxedos for the rest of your life, OK?
This is not an unusual thing in Hollywood - to be invited to dinner or a party and find a cake and a different event planned instead. What's hysterical here is that this fooled-you! maneuver is done by stars who have paparazzi all over their asses 24/7 - it's to keep them from hovering over the house with helicopters and ruining the event. Steve and the new missus are flattering themselves that they need to go this route. And especially after "Cheaper By The Dozen" and the sequel??? Typical actor delusion, he thinks they're stalking his ass all over town when really, dude, no one cares.

Congratulations Steve!! And it's nice to seee someone Just as pastey-white as me!!!

I was born a poor black child...

Steve Martin is the man, do not talk shit..

and please, if the paps knew they would have been there get real they aren't flattering themselves they were smart about it.

When asked what it felt like to marry a woman 26 years younger than him, Martin screamed "Oh, yeaah!!" and gave everybody high fives.

This actually sounds exactly like what Steve Martin would do- have you heard his stand-up routines?

Steve Martin is the man. Of all the celebs that have ever appeared on this site, he is the one I can't think of one bad thing to say about. :)

I don't understand this. That photo is from earlier this year and was said to be of Kristen Davis (of SATC fame) and Steve Martin. Was it just a case of mistaken identity, or has he really gone from one woman to another and married her within a few months??

old pale and gross cradle robbing old turd.if he didnt have any$ that depends jockey would be in some nursing home having some fat ass mean chick steal his meager belongings.

I can't wait to see their albino babies.

Steve's old albino sperm should make a funny baby, regardless!