Jul 23 2007Site Update

Your site still kicks ASS. Keep up the good work!

I like the redesign.

There is NO excuse for lack of posts regarding Kim Kardashian's ass--I don't know what to do with myself...

Whats the deal with the flicking of the images?
Other then that, looks pretty much like before, but then again i just started coming to the front page, so who knows.

Either way, take your time :)

i'm liking the new design! sucks about those bats. i had a problem with my car and the mechanic said a cat was found in the exhaust pipe. poor thing. i'm allergic anyway.

i'm liking the new design! sucks about those bats. i had a problem with my car and the mechanic said a cat was found in the exhaust pipe. poor thing. i'm allergic anyway.

I like the redesign too.

:3

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. JK. W/E.

Is it just a coincidence that the nav is almost a pixel-by-pixel copy of apple.com's nav? Colors, dimensions, text style are almost identical. You may want to ask your designer about that.

Other than that, it's pretty classy.

Why did you steal Apple's navigation?

It looks good.

its cool, peeps! this site rox the panties off all the hoes!!

I like the new digg's layout

I like it a lot, much easier to read, well except when Kellizhottie (aka I type all my s's with ZZZZZZZZs) is on here.

I like the new design.
But seriously - I think the site needs more ads cluttering the page and more of my 9-11 rants.

But then again - there's worse places than Bikini Beach I suppose.

( I think the site may have been taken over by 'Martha and the Muffins)

(Crib : Google 'Echo Beach')

wtf...looks same to me mhhh that's just ab excuse for being a lazy faftr pigggggggg and not doing syour workm of updating thi s shit ado we whatever nan yiyour fuul of shittt ok bring mes some gossip bitchhhhhhhh NOWWW

BY tghe way....wheres the HOME buttonss i dont see ittttt how sodo i get to HOME page????????????????????????????????

love the new design despite the problems. keep it comin

Your webmaster's ass is flabby and your computer guy has man titties!

They may be ugly but the site they came up with rocks!

Fuck the complainers, direct your hate to Britney.

Nothin' but love....

Anexio

Your webmaster's ass is flabby and your computer guy has man titties!

They may be ugly but the site they came up with rocks!

Fuck the complainers, direct your hate to Britney.

Nothin' but love....

Anexio

no worries dogg...blame that shit on me, Ron Mexico.

Superficial pwns Apple.

new design looks good!!!!!! luv ya!

I know iwatchstuff.com is your sister site, but you pretty much just swiped the design straight from there, changed the header image and background color, and turned "So Freaking Cool" into "So Freaking Hot."

Don't get me wrong, I love the way iwatchstuff looks. But surely you could have made the new Superficial design a little more original.

RE design: eh, it's a redesign. it looks a little better. The fact is, there are only a couple of ways to design a site in such a way that it doesn't make a visitor want to gouge their own eyes out. At least most of the text isn't tiny white type on a dark background, that shit is hard to read.

As long as we can still get pictures of Britney's big fat ass, all else can be forgiven.

I say we blame it on Michael Vick, I mean, Ron Mexico too..............

Stealing shamelessly from www.geekologie.com eh? Wait, it's the same guy running both sites!
Exciting.......

great design! what would I do without your posts!!

Heh, I see the next cnet coming up!!!! You need some tagging :)

Hey looks like Apple's navigation bar www.apple.com

THE BATS WERE LAZY EYED WITH HERPES

Youse guys still blow worse than my sister.

Is this run by WordPress? If so, I STRONGLY urge you to use WP-cache. It'll save your server a huge load. It has saved my site many times when I get Dugg or Slashdotted or Farked.

have not noticed any site problems on my end, looks really awesome tho!

maybe it's ALL THE FUCKING ADs that are slowing the god damn site down.

not that this site was ever on time anyway, you are always slow and far behind the others, but I still prefer it for some reason.

The "new" site is shit and all the important content is squished into a tiny rectangle going down the screen. WHY do that

going down the middle of the screen *

Your site is so stupid, it's way too slow....that's probably because you're a fat lard ass that can hardly get off the couch and turn on your PC..like the rest of you FAT UGLY AMERICANS! WOO HOO!

It's cool. Aparently the server will be the downfall of our society. We will all learn this in a short amount of time, any way, I love your site and love the writers. . .and yes, I did mean to spell all those words wrong and leave in grammical errors. What's wrong with a bit of style 'round here?

I don't like this new pink background- it's too intense. There's also too much going on now on the front page - can you put it back the way it was, and sue somebody for the heavy-handed upgrade?
just wonderin'

man...there were barely any updates anyways...
whatevs

Hi - my business is also in websites so I fully understand. Don't care either - your site brings so many laughs a day between clients and technology for myself and my designers. We all love The Superficial.

You have truly hit a winning formula.

Hope to get a client soon who can advertise, although we are in South Africa so the rates may be a bit to high.

However, I do visit your site a few times per day to get that all needed laugh.

Love the new site :)
Who cares if it's similar to something else??
It's still hot ! x

It's ok no one really reads this site anymore anyway. You guys FELL THE FUCK OFF

Shit gurl/boi, I just wanna see some mo' crazy celeb shiet. I fuckain loeve this sieet. You have my support.

I LOVE THE SUPERFICIAL DESIGN!

Hayden & Heroes fan site: http://heroes-blog.extra.hu/

My ex husband blames it on the Mexicans (he's Hispanic) - I told him the Mexicans don't want him blaming shit on them but he doesn't listen to me now any more than when we were married.

Please fix the site soon! Work is way too boring to deal with without you guys!

I just started coming here...but I think it is a really nice design.

**BREAKING**

Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI for Second Time in Less Than a Year

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

BEVERLY HILLS, California — Pop tart Lindsay Lohan was busted for DUI early Tuesday in the second time in less than a year, TMZ is reporting.

The troubled 21-year-old actress’ arrest happened about 2:15 a.m. in Santa Monica, Calif., near Pico Boulevard and Main Street, according to the gossip site.

Lohan had just checked out of rehab earlier this month and a few days later surrendered to police over a drinking-related car crash she had in May.

WTF!!! The Lindsay story has been out for over an hour now and still nothing!!

OMG: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/arts/entertainment-lohan-drunk.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Sorry but for what my opinion is worth I prefer the wider section for the articles.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty though - something better to tide us over please!

I love your site! Dont worry about it being down, we know it will be up soon! Yeah there are a lot of other gossip sites up but yours is the most hilarious because of your commentary. I mean it is like the time when you went on vacation during memorial day and said to never go on vacation when stupid girls are doing things like Lindsay did then!

Or if you go on vacation and might need to make a telephone out of two coconuts and wires! You add the freaking hysterical comedy to why we love reading about these bitches and why they are so sad!

Love you!

Speaking/writing of our bud "Vick"---We could fight the bats! Yeah! They could go at it and we could post the bat fight pictures on my site! Then we could feed their corpses to black-eyed pandas and dance naked on Tammy's grave!
I can see it now--I can have a bat breeding empire and sell pedigree white bats for $1000's of dollars to Kate Moss and tell her the dust from their wings is a special kind of cocaine.

Jimbo, I'm going to kill you ass. Hookers for breakfast, they better of been girls.

Ok it took me 10 minutes to figure out the freaking Home button is Celebrities. Lame
Hey, Bite Me, good morning. Is that true anout L.L.? She just got a brand NEW DUI or is it the one frm when she crashed her car before rehab?!?!?

I would not have sex with this site. It is seriously disgusting. Seriously. When will this whore site get its act together?

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Juzt zaw where New York had a 3.1 earthquake..13 hourz ago
U fuckerz R going to fall into the ocean before me..thatz
fucking the funniezt fuckin zhit I ever heard...big mouth
New Yorkerz under water, no one can hear their
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The LiLo story gets even better!

"Lohan, who is already facing a drunken driving charge in Beverly Hills, was pulled over near the Santa Monica Police Department after authorities spotted her car chasing another vehicle, said Sgt. Shane Talbot.

Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported Lohan to the police department.

The 21-year-old actress was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and POSSESSION OF COCAINE, among other charges, Talbot said.

Police found COCAINE in one of her pants pockets during a pre-booking search, Talbot said."

Her lawyers are going to be busy over the next 6 months, and then LiLo's going to spend much time next to Tom Sizemore in the clink. They can share drug binging stories.

Today is the best day in history!! Thank you God!!

Frist, two of them are girls and two are boys. Don't be mad, I need alot of people to get me off in the morning. You should know that. Sorry.

BTW - the site is slow because the guy who posts content to the site is slow.

Ever hear of a rollback? Maybe a pilot of the new site on a staging server before you update your "production server"?

Lame, lame, LAME! Piss poor planning. All you need now is another database server crash with no backups like you had on Jan 1.

As bad as the site is, it's still better than any of it's competition. Choose the lesser of all the evils.

Wha??? #54 is not me, and 59 isn't Jimbo
#55 was me, funny how my troll posted at the exact same time as me!!!!!

i like the site's new look

Is there a post yet? I gotta go to work soon

Jimbo, you could of had me this morning. I guess I'm pussy is worn out now. I guess I'll have it repair like the other whores do.

Jimbo, because you have all those hookers this morning, I just
screw two mexicans that were delivering stuff at work. By the way, they
eat my pussy way longer than you do. They said that my pussy tasted
like smokes and rotten fish, but they didn't care. So, fuck off.

My mugshot was so much better than hers. I must be just like her
rehab and mugshots. How do I keep my job? I'll tell you. I suck my
boss off every morning and night. He has a wife, but we have an
arrangement. I need attention like Lindsay, I just don't know what
to do with my mouth and hands. I have to have men to tell me.

Egads get back on it boys... I've had to resort to visiting *cough* perez's *cough* crappy site.

Just wanted to say "keep up the good work" ;)

Ok. I guess it should have occurred to me that all 3 sister sites are getting a uniform look. I don't know if that's to save time, or if it's because you want continuity...

It's a really nice template, but I still think you should make the 3 sites more unique.

I like it! And it's easier to switch to Geekologie from here :)

I think the new colors look great! The original colors could be more recognizable but i hope these new colors become as recognizable as well.

Um... I guess I'm the only one that doesn't know what STUMBLE, DIGG, REDDIT and DEL-ICI-OUS are?

#64-66 was not me, ew....
Quit fucking trolling me you piece of shit!!!!!
63 was me...then I went to work
Just clearing that up for those who don't know me

the new site design is real pretty =D

You ripped off apple.com's navigation bar. I am surpirsed that they are contining to allow you to use it.

Pretty new design. Congratulation

Oh my God TOTALLY worth it zomg!!

poor poor Frist!!!.....and Jimbo........
Victor..your nazty horney dude......hahahahha♀♀☼☼♣