Jul 3 2007Scarlett Johansson has looked better

damn!

she needs a tissue, stat

Must be hanging around with Britney Spears.......

Is that a peircing on her nose? Or a white powdery substance????

i was never all that impressed by her to begin with. however now she really looks unimpressive. her legs look totally underdeveloped- it's like she has no quadriceps on her- blech.

It's easy to imagine her in an abusive lesbian relationship with Anna Nicole Smith's former assistant.

Is she 4'3"? And 150 pounds?

She's definitely wearing a buttplug. There's no other way to explain the expression or the walk or the shorts

She looks like any other no-name woman you'd see at your 10th high school reunion.

could they hold their headz
any higher?
thatz what old people do when
they look like zhit...

zhe lookz like a fuckin
bulldog..no offenze to the
bulldog☺☺☻☻♥§♣*↓

The boyscouts called, and they want their shorts back

oh shut up all of you, turn of your computers instead

She's dressed like Lara Croft.

Uhh...is that a sticker on her arm? If its a tatoo, its UGLY!

yeah? well, i hate apple and their stupid phone. nyah.

So, you unexpectedly bag a big titted hottie, your personal best by far, and you take her to a party at your best friend's house and she dresses like...this...

Without the nose ring, she would look really pretty.
She needs a stylist, STAT.

@8, yes indeed it's a buttplug and I should know. I love to put one in and then slip on a pretty pair of thong panties to keep it snug.

you would think if she was trying to be incognito she wouldnt dress like a homeless person

She has quite the pear shape. Or, are those shorts an inflatable flotation device that has accidentally deployed?

Will someone eat #12?

this nerd fashion thing is going too far

this chick ALWAYS does the beutiful girl making herself ugly routine...except, she aint that beutiful that she can pull it off. she aint no Keira!

whatever. shes hot still. maybe its just laundry day.

I'm glad you all find her incontinence so amusing.

You people are such morons! This isn't from real life, this was shot on the set of her new movie! It's called "The Exact Day When Scarlett Became a Bull Dyke"

She needs to trade in the nose ring for a bone, and then her outfit will be complete.

If that's considered not hot for Scarlett then damn! She's way better looking then some of the other not hot things that get put up here.

honestly she was never that good looking, she's rather plain and bulbous face that needs a lot of make-up to look cute.

She has nice breasts and fake blond hair so people pretend she's pretty

What's she doin with David Beckham?? Posh will NOT be happy!

i think she is pretty... but seriously... this fucking outfit is just NOT HOT. you'd think with her celebrity resources, she might know what looks good on her body and what doesnt look good on anyones body... and those shorts.... YUCK. and that tattoo on her arm is fucking hideous.

yeah, she would look better in my mouth

even on scarlett's worst day she is probably better looking then all of the ugly fat chicks that are spewing hate about the way scarlett looks.

Hate to disagree with the majority here, but if you take out the nose ring, and bake her in the sun for 15 minutes 3 times a week, this shit is PHINE!!
If she's getting thick, it's only because her ass isn't being tapped enough. I humbly volunteer to correct that injustice.

I completely agree with 29.

Hottest girl in the world. Bar none. I'd love to see the girls the author of this post has tapped.

Hey! She's wearing Toms shoes.
(www.tomsshoes.com)

Not one of you nerds would throw her out of bed.

Hey look - somebody put an adult diaper on a dolphin!

Ugh, you people have got to be kidding. I'll spare you the "stfu and let's see your pics!()#W" lecture, but honestly. She looks good and you know it.

the sad thing about it is that women that chose to comment on the state of her weight here, are not only depressing for doing so but im sure if you asked a line up of young men, who they'd rather fuck w/ the contest being b/w the aforementioned presumed teen superficial bb and a scarlett, sans fame - it is no question the bb would be most likely loose by a landslide. she is inherently sexy and has unique style (even when questionable to some) which is what, sadly, women will always resent and be envious of in that type of woman.

get over yourselves, bbs and examine your own realities

Excellent work, katy. Here are your 5 extra credit points.

on the 5th pic. the piercing is gone and on the 6th back. did she learn that tric from the prestige :D

I don't like her, but she doesn't look that bad in those photos.

We've lost her.

She can look very attractive (proper makeup, push-up bra, etc.) but here she's making herself look thick-thighed and bottom heavy, and that nose ring pulls attention to her least flattering facial feature (she looks snouty). It's not shallow or ruinous to society (take some Midol, katy) to recognize your best god-given features and highlight them. It's just common sense, and kinda fun.

She's looked better? Not to me. To me she has always looked like a fuckin slag ho.

Wow. I wasn't expecting to see photos of her looking like this. What the hell happened?? I always thought she had a classic sort of beauty. Now I'm completely disgusted.
And that tattoo reminds me of the ones I used to get in bubble gums wrappers when I was a kid..(lick and press..)

This weasel faced skank is so over rated. She needs kicked in the twat. She's a dumpy dyke full of Timbertard juice.

Never been a fan of Scarlet's. Perhaps it's because her style is so awful...

Are you sure this isn't Pink? What's with the nose piercing?

Me thinks she's overrated.

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Considering she was never hot to begin with, These photos look like a dude.

this looks like something a mom would wear to an amusement park. A millionare has no excuse for dressing this way.

Look who's the newest lesbian. Rosie would be so proud. I can't wait till she shaves her head.

Dude, she's still hot. Ya her outfit is ridiculous and i have no idea why she's wearing mom shorts (nice pleats), but i mean come on, she's still gorgeous. And that body isn't pear shaped, its a total hourglass figure.

Overrated

#41
Get over yourself. She is an ugly dog face. If I were interested in ugly dog face dogs, then I might want to fuck her in the ass.
Right now, my ass is sore, so I wouldn't anyway.

short hourglass and pear shapes get fat just looking at a bunch of carrots. Metabolically cursed...look at JLH and Kelly Clarkson, Salma Hayek..overall nastiness.

Date these girls when they are YOUNG and then run for the taller, toned, Marisa Miller athletic types for the long term commitment. Brooke Burke also...3 kids and friggen amazing toned figure.

Scarlett's hotness is a scam. Like #29 said, people think she's hot when she's got makeup on and straight blond hair. If you see pictures of her pre-nosejob, you see a below-average looking girl. Yeah, she's got big cans, but that's about it. Her pale skin stands out a little and makes her look more real, but she's no less plastic than anyone else in Hollywood.

"Overrrrraatttteedddd", she has had one good picture taken of her, the one with the letter sweater. Other than that not even in the top 25 on a good day.

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zhitty picz
and zhez fatt...
doezn't even have
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Oh super. looks like krazi kelli discovered dingbats. Yay! *claps hands walrus-like

I didn't think we could find another famous person more piglike than Rosie O'Donnell, but Scarlett is it. Not only that, but her wardrobe and hair are ridiculous.

I know these bitches try to dress down in their off-time, but she basically looks like a fat, blond Lara Croft with a big bull nose ring. Who's not going to notice this subhuman vortex of bad taste lumbering down the parkway?

She is over-rated, as an actress and so are her looks, she has quite a mannish face, but she is blonde and has big tits and that is all Hollywood cares about. She isn't as bad as Britney Spears though.

I WILL SLIDE MY TONGUE BETWEEN THOSE SMOOTH SILKY THIGHS AND YOU WILL ALL CHEER ME ON.

66#,

When you get up to her ass-crack, let us know if she's a thorough wiper.

When I saw LOST IN TRANSLATION and they opened with a shot of her ass through almost-see-through panties, it looked filthy as fuck. I get the feeling her hygiene situation is all fucked up.

These pictures are downright bovine. I'm surprised that her stylist / PR people allow her to be photographed with that thing in her nose.

Especially with those monster udders...

Oh you stupids what you are seeing here is just the transformation of a straight girl into a full on bull dyke.
People those are lesbo clothes, no straight girl wears clothes like that. You see clothes like that are needed to let other lesbians know that you love the carpet too. Basically Scarlet is taking a one way trip to pink taco lickers city due to her failed relationships with Josh Hartnett and Ryan Reynolds. Because most stupid girls covet those botards she figured if she can’t make it work with them she better get ready for a lifetime of scissoring. So she headed off to Lesbos R Us and bought herself the “I’m new on the dyke market” starters kit, which came with a voucher for a free nose piercing, and then she completely stopped exercising and regained every lesbians favorite body type; the Hershey Kiss (which ironically is the gay man’s favorite type of foreplay). Poor Scarlet she only looks like a male fantasy hottie when dressed up like a screen siren from the past. In normal clothes or this shit her inner lesbian really shines.

eh. I never understood what was so special about her. Although, at least she doesn't look like skank-fest Lindsey Lohan.

I like the nose ring. I don't know why the hell high-waisted shorts or just mom shorts in general are in style right now, but they only look good on someone who is stick thin. They don't look right on Scarlett, but her top half looks a-ok to me.

I have never understood this girl's appeal. Whenever I look at her, I immediately think, "Milk cow," because of her huge, white udders and her open-mouthed, vapid expression. And frankly, that septum ring doesn't help me avoid those cow-like impressions.

I think the funniest thing about all of this is that there is a 99.9% chance Scarlett doesnt give a crap what any of you idiots think.

I think the funniest thing about all of this is that there is a 99.9% chance Scarlett doesnt give a crap what any of you idiots think.

#73-74,

If she did, she probably wouldn't look like such a pig all the time.

#69,

You totally nailed it. Watch, she'll end up buying a house in Northampton, MA.

She needs to get rid of the nose ring & those god-awful shorts. Other than that, she's very pretty.

Uh wait... this is an ugly picture of her? I thought she always looked like this. Meaning.. not attractive.

I dont get the fascination with her. She was never really overly hot. Elisha Cuthbert is 10 times better looking

wow, she is seriously geeked out. All the way to the bottom of her feet. And whats with that goofy tattoo, is it real? And the nose ring,what is she thinking? Just looks like she has boogies hangin' out. The funny thing is she actually put a belt on with the shorts, like she was actually making an effort to have some sort of outfit. Always thought she was a bit overrated anyways...and a lesbo. I think it's her that Jessica Biel is really getting it on with.

Okay. I'm an admitted fan of SJ, but it sounds like everyone is trying to out-compete the humor of this blogger--and they're failing miserably (even putting her in the same sentence with Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears is laughable). I personally still think she's hot, and I'm a fag. So she's put on some pounds and is dressed like a "normal" person. No need to alert the press. I mean, I don't even want to BEGIN imagining what the creeps who've commented on HER appearance look like! Sounds like a bunch of sour grapes to me.

#67 I thought her face was pretty in Lost In Translation but she still had baby fat on her cheeks. Now she looks "horsey" and not pretty at all. She is aging very poorly. This has happened to several young "stars" (think of Britney's back fat and 27 chins) - I thought Winona Ryder stayed pretty though.

OH NOES! A WOMAN WEARING REGULAR CLOTHES AND NO MAKE UP!!! WHATS UP WITH SOCIETY THESE DAYS?

Srsly.

This website isn't even funny anymore. Before it was amusing and made fun of celebrity culture, now it's just as ridiculous as the rest of it.

#81,

I don't know how to break this to you, man, but a homosexual male saying that he finds a particular woman hot is probably not going to be viewed by the average hetero male as the ringing endorsement that you think it is.

yeah, she looks like shit here but she is gorgeous nonetheless, so pipe down h8rs

Girls who get piercings and tattoos look like idiots.. look at me, I wanna be like the cool girls so I'll put holes and ink on myself..

Oh thank God it's a nose ring! I thought she had snot dripping out her nose!

she's still hot morons- one bad outfit doesn't make you a fug.

totally agree with number 36.

Fat! Are you kidding me?! The girl is fat because she hasn't decided to succomb to the temptation to look like an emaciated war refugee? That ideology is beyond disgusting. She's wearing flats which are extremely difficult to pull off, dumpy shorts which are impossible to pull off, and a skinny belt which is again difficult to pull off. Overall I'd give the outfit a zero. However, I think there's much more to her attractiveness than large breasts and blonde hair. IE, gorgeous eyes, great skin, amazing lips, and a brain/personality on top of all that. Anyone who would deny that this woman is stunning is lying to themselves.

i never thought she was extremely hot but why did she wants to look like that though? thats crazy and whats up with that piercing? shit she must be like that for a movie or something.

Fat.

Spot the difference with Scarlet..

http://frostfirepulse.com/scarlett-johansson-spot-the-difference

she's awesome

WTF. When are these plump females going to realize that short-shorts are NOT meant for them?

Ladies, please, do yourself a favor and wear clothes that compliment your body type. Stop trying to wear what the size 0, ten feet tall models are wearing on the runways.

O.k.

What the hell happened here?

I'd still do her

she always dresses ugly unless she's in a gown of some kind. she is still way hot, her ass is a dreamworld.

She looks like every other lost hipster in NYC.

I am having a wonderful day off in my little pool drinking a beer with my guyfriend. My dick is getting ready to be sucked and it's a marvelous day in my neighborhood.

Scarlett is pretty. So she choose a bad outfit, wow big deal, she's human. It is obvious that she is happy enough with herself that she feels she doesn't have to dress to impress all the time. That is why I find these photos of her refreashing, she doesn't give a fuck. Ladies, to comment on her weight??? Shame on you! Don't we have enough trouble with the media pressuring us to be stick thin? Men with a sufficient amounts of testosterone do not want to fuck twigs!

If you caption picture #4 with The Sexiest Woman of the Year, and she did win that title from somewhere....how ironic...where do you start...she needs a tan..or a tanner, way too paile...she appears to never, ever work out with that muscle tone...and overall she is just average at best...why does everyone get so excited over her !?

All the same, her skin is perfection.

I don't think she looks THAT bad. Not her best look, for sure. But Scarlett is an attractive sensuous-looking woman. It's her hair that is the most fucked up. All that bleaching is taking its toll. And the nose thingy is just silly and pretentious.

I think she looks punkelicious!

The shorts are HIDEOUS. She is GORGEOUS.

It seems like most women, no matter how hot they are when they are younger, just hit this invisible brick wall of ugliness when they hit their mid-20's. What's up with that? We should get our scientists all over that problem immediately. Screw Global Warming and Cancer, let's just get these bitches back to their prime! (Or I guess we could just find some other young tramps to replace them...yeah, thats probably a better idea...)

LOL. Damn you're a funny writer. No one makes me laugh like you do. Consistently. :)

Rather DOUGHY i'd say. She better be careful cause in a few years she will be Kirstie Ally size

Technically, that's a septum piercing, not a "nose ring" as common nostril piercings are called these days.

I actually have one myself, and I could give you one good reason why Scarlett would choose this piercing over any other: YOU CAN HIDE IT. Septum rings can be tucked up into the nose with little or no discomfort, making the piercing completely invisible (unless, of course, you go through the trouble of craning your neck to look up her nose). This is helpful for such things as movie filming and award shows, i.e. she can still get work with metal in her face. That's probably the reason we haven't seen a lot of it lately, it's been hiding.

Lastly, fuck the hate. She may not be dressed up to par, but I still think she's gorgeous. YOU try to match that face.

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

What I get from these photographs and from Scarlet's attitude in interviews and her 911 call is that she doesn't give a fuck and knows her "job" as an "actor" is total bullshit.

What I can't believe is that you people pay money to see this fucking yard pig's movies, enabling her a lavish lifestyle of rolling in her own shit, cash, and mud.

WOAH. THAT'S JUST PLAIN UGLY.

Did anyone say anything about her shoes???????????????????????????????? I think I wore those when I was 8 to go play in the river in my backyard....

I'd still hit it a million times over and beg for me. Scarlett I love you!! I watched a fucking Justin Timberlake video over and over again because of you, is that not love??

i'm still convinced it's boogers. call Kleenex bitches!

HOT !!

She is not hot by celebrity standards. I admire her for doing her own thing and not going all whore/anorexic, but that nose ring has GOT to go.

seriously. and she's a highfashion model modelling for louis vuitton?

God...she's a disgusting pig ALL THE TIME! I don't understand how people can find this thing attractive..Scarlett is hideous! I am one of those people who can say "yeh that chick is hot!" but only when it's true and the person doesn't look like this...I just don't get it...so fucking gross

with that ring on her nose she looks very much like a Swiss cow. No offence for the sweet sweet Swiss cows who are the primary source of wonderful chocolate.
Anyhow, for someone a cow may be sexy...

UH When was Scarlett Skinny? How about NEVER.

she is always beautiful no matter what. Personally i don't think the nose ring is bad, it's like a fuck you to everyone who tells her its ugly. Why should she care what they say? she can dress however and pierce whatever she wants. it's not for anyone but herself.

i hope she is lesbian.

people you need to get over yourselves!

Scarlett is and always will be beautiful... id love to see pictures of everyone posting here on there day off, i bet none of you look half as good on your best day as Scarlett does on her worst!

I think her septum peircing suits her nicely.

her body shape is fit for dresses, NOT shorts. Also, if you're going to have so many pictures taken, jus t DON'T go out on the street wearing something that exposes your cellulite
and that is how it works

She's still beautiful, quit berating people that you all don't even know. I'm sure none of you are anything to write home about(myself included). She has a decent looking septum piercing, and her lobes look like they are sizing up nicely. I personally like girls who don't have to have it all together all the time. I'd still snuggle up to her.

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I heart that she was snoring and farting very much . i only think sHE HAS A BIG NOSE AND BUTT

and bad legs ...hey whore wear jean !

OVERRATED!! TRIES TOO HARD TO BE CALLED SEXY.. IF SHE IS REALLY SEXY NATURALLY, SHE SHOULD GET RID POSES OF 'OPEN YOUR MOUTH' & 'GIVE SEDUCTIVE LOOK' ALL THE TIMES IN HER FUCK UP MOVIES! SHE IS UGLY AND SEEMS PRETTY SMELLY.. THIS SKANK IS DIRTY AS HELL