Jul 10 2007Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are clowns

first biznatch

How is this newsworthy? They have always been inept,and socially retarded. Anything that they do anymore is really just a preamble to them becoming 2-d caricatures of themselves.

Pete Wentz is a major douche. How is he getting girls at all? I get the Ashlee isn't exactly a catch the cartoonish teeth are just too much. I just can't stand him. Hopefully we're on 14:59 of his 15 minutes.

At least Ashlee doesn't have to worry about vaginal chafing.

i'm just glad she's holding her dress shut so we don't have to look at her snatch.

Perrier makes a great douche too, just like Pete Wentz.

We're already looking at her shaved snatch, she just calls it a chin

i think his shirts on sideways

Ashlee Simpson looks like a younger version of Drew Berrymore

Ashlee needs to wash her hair.

Actually, you'd get 2 medals.

way to be an enabler, ashlee. why don't you bring some mcdonalds to a fat camp or some aerosol to the ozone layer.

*yawn*

The gayest thing since Clay, hand to god. He is such a pussy, just look at it (don't... stare...at...it...too...long...u...might want...to...rape...it) oh dear, u'r humping ur pc screen aren't u? :(

I said it before, I'll say it again. If you say FIRST, you are a DORK. There is simply no way around it. Period. End of discussion. In fact, you might be a dork by virtue of being the first one actually to comment, let alone telling everyone that you are FIRST. I haven't decided on that yet. Just remember: FIRST=DORK.

I don't think they have sex, at least not the two of them alone. Peteyboy, being an emo, lies down and licks Ashlee for hours, while Jessica sneaks in and pounds him up the ass. Eventually Papa Joe puts the camera down, opens the closet door, and slides his cock down Ashlee's throat.

God, I'm so fuckin hard right now.

Actually, the first thing is kinda funny. What's weird is when people get all pissy over it. In other words, shut up.

OMGH ASHLEE WAS SO MUCH HOTTER BEFORE THE NOSE JOB.

NOW SHES JUST THE THIRD OLSEN TROLL.

I can only hope these two are working on a duet as we speak.

if there is a god, that is.

what a douschie looking ape face.. I nominate him as the 'Dousche of the Universe' ... his band sucks also.

PLEASE tell me how it's even remotely funny. Because it's about as funny as saying that the Los Angeles Dodgers wear blue hats. Now you're a dork too. Suck on that dork.

I drink too if I had to spend any amount of time with ashlee simpson. god she's annoying.

We should have charged royalties. He first got the idea for calling his band "Fall Out Boy" when he accidentally went into Jessica's bedroom and saw her taking off her pants.

So when did drinking Perrier become pretentious?

What's more deserving of a rant is the fact that Ashlee Olsen-- sorry SIMPSON-- is sneaking her alcoholic boyfriend booze. charming.

That's funny. I usually drink water and pretend it's vodka. That way when I trip I can blame it on the booze....

I trip a lot. I'm clumsy.

Plus I drink a LOT of vodka

Hey #15, I'm FRIST!!! So I must be a DROK!!!

They deserve eachother.

I thought he was gay!? I've been living under a rock.
She should get a girlfriend of the year award for that display of support.
If they procreate... dear gawd i don't even want to imagine.

"Can I get an order of Shame and Silliness to go with my Perrier? Wait-forget it, I brought my own."

"Look at our man Wentz, rocking the Bumble & Bumble pomade in his perfectly styled coiffe!" Then visit his website @ www.tryingwaytoohard.com

Ashley got plastic surgery and then ends up with someone that looks like that?! I'm sorry, but the mofo is fugly as hell (and looks like he would be into boys, not girls). Ashley, on the other hand, sure got prettier since she had her nose wittled down.

If these two pinheads reproduce, the music industry will never recover. Looks like I'm going to have to step in and fuck Ashley pregnant and save the future.

FIRST

I think I'd rather have the guy for dinner instead of the girl. She looks terrible and he looks hot. He is so cute.

You're only a dork if you check in every 2 seconds to bee if you are the first, just so you can say you are first. Other that that, you're just a wise ass. But I am the first to admit that I am a wise ass so you are alright in my book.

Hey FRIST!!!

Oh my god, #6 freaking hilarious

Damn.... looks like she's walking kinda bow-legged.... that scuzzbag she's with must be plowing her field with a mule dick.

@ 36- where are all your zzzzzz's kelli?

Also, the word 'definitely' does not contain the letter 'a'.

But the word 'dumbass' does.

#42:

So does fucktard. As in "Kelli is a fucktard."

You are ruthless Mrs T:)

I think it's legal to stab anyone who dates a Simpson sister in the face - her name ends with a "ee," for the love of fuck.

Someone named her that ON PURPOSE!

Double "e" should be reserved for strippers and Mexican cartoon characters.

Jesus Christ.

#45:

OMG! That explains the Nicole Brown Simpson murder!!!

OJ got confused and offed the wrong Simpson!

I live in bizzaro world. That's why ya kill Simpsons and not the freaks they date. You gotta stop 'em from breeding.

When Ashlee Simpson speaks, can you hear the words before her mouth moves?

Decanted Veuve Clicquot into a Perrier bottle? Well, good luck with that mess. If they had any brains they'd just uncork a bottle of Perrier Jouet - it IS Perrier, right?

He's a fake and he's a dating a fake. Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake.

Oh did I mention they were both fake?
Fukin fakes!

#48:

No, but sometimes there is some nasty feedback, and she drops to the ground screaming in pain.

I Hate ASSlee shes a dumb bitch. PETE IS HOTT.. why the hell is he dating her!!Im disssaapointed in you pete!!!! shes such a poser. that dumb whore...

Apparently, whenever the Hamptons are involved, everyone winds up looking and sounding like arseholes... maybe it's because the Hamptons are full of them. By the way, that lousy tasting, absurdly expensive water isn't called Fuji; it's Fiji.

if theres something more boring than following the lives of these two, it has to be running a shitty website like this. maybe ill buy something from circuit city to pay for this cunts celebrity deification website.

Every band should have at a minimun of one "hot guy", and Fall Out Boy has none! What's even worse is that they contantly put Pete Wentz in the front, allthough he is not the singer or frontman, and I am assuming that this is because he is supposed to be the "hot one". He actually made People's Most Beautiful list....ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Pete Wentz is an ugly eyeliner wearing douche bag, with bad veneers. And then he went and elevated his douche bag status by dating queen douche bag herself, Ashley Simpson.
I really have to assume beween People and Maxim Magazine that all the editors are blind people.

P.S. You suck.

they're DATING? oh my...starry-eyed surprise...how perfect. when their baby pops out of that crevice ashlee calls a vag, it'll most likely be covered in tattoos and crying black tears, calling itself "punk". and with a really bad nose. that's all.

"Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are clowns." I concur, however you ought to take it up a notch to ass clowns.

Which one of you said that boy was attractive?
Think he's trying too hard like his girlfriend?....and.....yes, yes, he is.

Yeah , I did stab him afterwards except it wasn't witha knife, it was my penis and it wasn't his face it was my ultra hot model girlfriend, and it wasn't a medal they gave me but another hot ukltrasexy model to bang. So, like, I'm good , you know.

@52

You have horrible taste!! His smile looks like he's earing a pair of wax lips! His band sucks! I imagine that you are some ugly fat emo chick wearing tapered jeans that make you look like an upside down triangle with your muffin top roll nearly obscuring your white belt. Get a life, get some style, and get laid you fucking virgin!

It's the Attack of the Liar Clowns. Someone warn Johnny Depp.

i love your website...
but if you are going to be saying where people are please be correct with the location...
stereo by the shore is in Southhampton NOT WATER MILL

hey y'all don't forget about me.....what's a girl gotta do to get some attention around here, do another crotch shot?

Hey everyone, Pop culture is weird. There are only so many "potentials." To stay in this circle you have to date in the class. Ugly or not, who would data Ashlee or vice-versa? After awhile for most famous people just finding someone to start a family is all that matters. Divorce court will fix the rest :-)

Perrier is not that pretentious anymore...check out what they are doing here www.showmesexier.com

I love this site.

gawd!! what is wrong with you all!!! Pete Wentz is an amazing person!! so just lay off him alright!! Fallout Boy is a great band!! #55 shut the fuck up you retard!! you just jelous because your probably a 40 year old fat shit who spends their life in front of a computer looking at midget porn!!!! so go fuck a donkey!!!

man, thiz makez me zick...
thiz fuckin guy iz zo fuckin
fine and thiz bitch doez not
dezerve him...fuck

did no one else notices that ashlee simpson somehow miraculously changed shoes in these pictures?!! what the hel?!

shes ALWAYS holding onto him and is always behind him wtf?

shes ALWAYS holding onto him and is always behind him wtf?

what the hell she does change shoes? she always wears those converse

what the hell she does change shoes? she always wears those converse

i actually know him PERSONALLY from chicago and we were friends.....we've talked since he's been the poster boy for 12 year old girls and yep he is a LEGITIMATE douche using ashlee for fame. says he's straightedge and isn't AND still cybercreeps on girls. i have good evidence of it too. scumbag.

#73, I think everyone would love you forever if this evidence was somehow leaked.

@66

Umm... your calling me a retard and your defending Pete Wentz on a site that is supposed to be mean spirited. Your screen name is "pretty-in-punk" and you listen to Fall Out Boy....that's hilarious! Don't tell me you listen to Avril Lavigne too! HAHAHAHA...ah...sigh...that's classic.

FYI- I'm actually a hot chick in her 20's who makes more money then you ever will, and occasionally checks into The Superficial for some workday entertainment. And I'm arguing with a 12 year old, over Pete Wetz...oh well, at least I'm getting paid right now. LOL.

FUCK ALL OF U. all of u who h8 pete wentz, how could u? he is not a douch, and his band kicks ur fucking ass. his dog hemingway is aahhhhhhhhhh-dorable and his hair is so gr8. "so wear me like a locket around ur throat i'll weigh u dow, i'll watch u choke" yes, u can all go 2 hell with simple plan 4 all i care. what if some1 made a site saying u r a douch? what would u do? stay strong pete. look past the idiots on this website. u ppl have nothing better 2 do than sit around here talking about some1 u dot even know. i dont know him either, but i know heis soooo gr8 and u guys r playa h8ers.lol. sorry 'bout that, im watching Borat....but still, fuck u guys, im going 2 www.falloutboyrock.com peace out.

FUCK ALL OF U. all of u who h8 pete wentz, how could u? he is not a douch, and his band kicks ur fucking ass. his dog hemingway is aahhhhhhhhhh-dorable and his hair is so gr8. "so wear me like a locket around ur throat i'll weigh u dow, i'll watch u choke" yes, u can all go 2 hell with simple plan 4 all i care. what if some1 made a site saying u r a douch? what would u do? stay strong pete. look past the idiots on this website. u ppl have nothing better 2 do than sit around here talking about some1 u dot even know. i dont know him either, but i know heis soooo gr8 and u guys r playa h8ers.lol. sorry 'bout that, im watching Borat....but still, fuck u guys, im going 2 www.falloutboyrock.com peace out.

FUCK ALL OF U. all of u who h8 pete wentz, how could u? he is not a douch, and his band kicks ur fucking ass. his dog hemingway is aahhhhhhhhhh-dorable and his hair is so gr8. "so wear me like a locket around ur throat i'll weigh u dow, i'll watch u choke" yes, u can all go 2 hell with simple plan 4 all i care. what if some1 made a site saying u r a douch? what would u do? stay strong pete. look past the idiots on this website. u ppl have nothing better 2 do than sit around here talking about some1 u dot even know. i dont know him either, but i know heis soooo gr8 and u guys r playa h8ers.lol. sorry 'bout that, im watching Borat....but anywys, prettyinpunk is so right, oh, andpete isnt emo, fyi.he hardly knows wht emo is....well he knows its short 4 emotioal, but who doesnt. drop dead, computer loving,pete hating dickheads. peace out, man, im going 2 falloutboyrock.com

when did petey break edge in the first place? and furthermore, how does DNA crew feel about him breaking?
petey's a douchebag. how do you go from being in racetraitor, birthright and arma angelus to applying eyeliner, wearing girls jeans and writing songs about getting your heart broken? huge faggot right there.
regrow your dreadlocks and break out that cabal jersey, you piece of shit.

dear pete wentz,

you should get your meathead fsu/doom family butt buddi....er.....i mean security guards charlie and dre to fight your battles for you and get their hands on ip addresses in this thread. i hope you get aids from one of the many angular haircut, raccoon eyeliner wearing sluts you try to scam on via myspace.

The Simpsons..have obviously giving Petey lessons on how to be FAKE.

Lie to the public. Say you're actually a VIRGIN until you got married/my breasts are REAL/i'm not sure yet if i had a nosejob. LoL

Petey..we believe you...NOT!

and hey Ash..what's in that brown bag (that should be over your head..hehe). Oh..it's your REAL shoes..haha. Heels are only for show..Right?

Give US a break!...FAKE!

I cant believe anyone can take that posh creepy ex spice girl for real she is the creepiest person with that cold mean looking pout and who cares about her pr machine trying to win ever one over .

Have you ever seen a couple that is more unattractive???

Have you ever seen a couple that is more unattractive???

This site is rediculous. i found it in a link and im not planning on coming back. if you dont like pete wentz then get a fucking life and stop dwelling on it. and if you think ashlee simpson is ugly then shut the hell up about it. they are both amazing artists and attractive. and im sure the pansy ass people you prefer are "so" much better. i mean really. making a site calling someone a clown and links to the pictures "because you're ugly" i mean what the hell. who really has enough time on thier hands to do something like that.

wow thnx guys, after i read ome of ur comments, i hit my head and had concution. no more "thanks for the memories" because i cant remember anything that happened b4 i read "pete wentz is a douch"!! yes, i was so amzed by some of ur comments. why dont u let them live? if u really didnt care about it, u wouldnt b here, would u? and yes, i think petes shirt is weird in that pic. so what? and for the last fucking time, HE IS NOT EMO!!!

oh, and one more thing, im not emo either. u cann tell petes not emo because if u notice he doesn wear black eyeliner on a daily basis, only in like music videos because the director told him 2 (he doesnt even wear it in all the music videos.) he also wears it in some posters but not most. stab pete in the face. i dare u. u'd actually get three. medals one saying "im a jackass who has no life" another for "pete wentz? who is he? i just stabbed this guy every1 on the internet was talking about" and another, my personal favorite "my therapist says dont talk to me."

oh, and one more thing, im not emo either. u cann tell petes not emo because if u notice he doesn wear black eyeliner on a daily basis, only in like music videos because the director told him 2 (he doesnt even wear it in all the music videos.) he also wears it in some posters but not most. stab pete in the face. i dare u. u'd actually get three. medals one saying "im a jackass who has no life" another for "pete wentz? who is he? i just stabbed this guy every1 on the internet was talking about" and another, my personal favorite "my therapist says dont talk to me."

OMG²²² i just dont speak english enough to say what i want to say... ^^
fuck the gay who wrote that.. i hate him...
pete is normal and i love him ^^

Hi, I wanted to make this distinction right quick...It's FIGI water. Not Fugi water. Huge difference. Thanks

I think she looks cute here. If only she'd crack a smile. Probably didn't want to go out tha night. He seems camera hungry though. It may become a problem...ya' know, if he's using her.

Sweater around the neck? country club golf? Check out showmekinkier.com and see how uptight Perrier is now! Let me know if it raises your eyebrow!

ok first of all, youre absolutely noone to tell a person if hes a dick or an asshole or somethin like dat second of all what do you guys care? i mean if you reaaaally care you dont have anything [i repeat ANYTHING] to do with your boooooooooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing life and third of all i doubt dat they [pete and ashlee] care about your fucking comments and what do you guys think of them...
god you guys are fuckin stupid -- freakin retards... and yes this site is soooooooooooooooooooooo retarded... n yeah im 15 yrs old and i like pete as a person [kill me i dont give a fuck] AND NO IM NOT A FAT UGLY EMO ...

hey guys umm contact me at blaisey_nutacse@hotmail.com

losers. all of u r losers. who sits at home and makes fun of other ppl. i broke my foot, so i cant do anything anyways...btu whats all u other ppls excuse??? i know some of u r fat, and old and a total computer geek, like "comic book guy" from the simpsons. im 11, so i dont have a job, cant get a job, and pretty much cant go anywhere without my daddys permission, what about u guys?

but wait, pete is dating ashlee for something else, i think. idk, i cant see ashlee being petes type. met him once. he was a nice guy.

whats up with his shirt? i forgot.

he is not married to ashley simsion or going to have a baby and they are not going out all roumors and pete is single

Ashely simpson she thinks she's so pimping
She likes to play with basketballs,
She likes 2 eat pork
her sister married a dork.
her hair is blond and that is wrong.
One day she went to shave her legs,
but hit a vang .
That was the end of Ashely Simoson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yeah numba 78 I agree!!! What the fuck all of u haters.. Pete is fucking hawt and i met him!!! he isn't a douche! you no who's the douche all of u freakin haters! Fall Out Boy rocks!!! and also #66 i agree too!

I don't think it's fair for anyone who enters a relationship with a plastic alien to expect them to bear normal-looking children. Their spawn will most likely have the gigantic shnoz and Jay Leno chin of their mother. And who knows...maybe they'll end up being queer lady-pants wearing Cover Girls like Pops.

I tried to like Ashlee but half a day later i was back to hating her guts!!!!

SCREW YOU GUYS THATS HATING ON MY BOY PETE! you guys dont know shit!!!

if you didnt like him so much, than why the hell are you waisting so much nrg on giving a shit about what he does?!

dont b mad cuz he's FRIGG'n AWESOME and you couldn't even pull a freaking trick turner!

GET OFF HIS NUTS!

*dewey's*

-Tj

Pete "butt igly" wentz blows dogs for quarters...and so does TJ

Pete "butt ugly" wentz blows dogs for quarters...and so does TJ