Jul 20 2007Penelope and Monica Cruz wear bikinis

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and women wonder why us guys would get with 2 sisters at the same time.

I would drag my balls through 100 yards of broken glass, just to eat the peanuts out of her crap.

Penelope is way to skinny for me and not that pretty either. Her sister is something else tho, them tits look tasty.

Penelope is nasty.

Your commentary is getting even more lame, if that is possible.

Can someone explain the attraction with Penelope Cruz? Her sister looks fine, but this one with the deer-in-the-headlights look and pickle for a nose escapes me.

#6, you are either female or into bestiality.

Check out the regular Superficial female commenter (black bikini) in first pic on the bottom row - poorly fitting bikini, ugly bikini, tag showing, shouldn't be in a bikini.

She must be getting some sun before going back to her computer to call Britney a fat pig.

She had a sister? And her sis is hotter than her? who knew?

goddam those chicks are UGLY!!

@7 - You didn't answer the question.

I Wonder if Diddy's still hittin that...

Oh, hollyweird. You pose in bikinis on the beach...with your sisters and have the nerve not to give autographs.

#11 -- my answer was implicit. She is HAWT.

I still think you are either a female or a goat-lover

#9 Hotter than her? Her fucking sister reminds me of Adam Sandler in "Little Nicky." Someone hit her in the face with a shovel!

The baby panda comment was uncalled for and way out of of line. And not funny.

The baby panda comment was uncalled for and way out of of line. And not funny.

Whoops. I swear I didn't submit twice. Dammit!

@13 - No, she's NAWT.

#17 If i didn't know any better, I'd say you posted that comment twice just to prove ur animal rights. Aww, how cute. especially when I just skinned a rabbit. They make great belts. want one?

#18 -- Ma'am, you're entitled to your opinion. Baaaah.

You're right Veggi, that is me, I'm wiping your cum off my thigh.

Did Penelope's nose look like a penis before or after Tom got through with it?

Penelope's ass is as flat as ever even though she gained some weight, I remember her nipple slip last summer, her boobs didn't look as big last summer, good for her.... Looks like Pedro Almodovar knew what he was doing when he required her to wear push-up pants in his last movie Volver.... and there's absolutely nothing wrong with her nose! Hey you all dumb people like #6 listen to Plato who says "one has a snub nose, and you praise his charming face; the hook-nose of another has, you say, a royal look; while he who is neither snub nor hooked has the grace of regularity". Ahh, it feels good to know it better :)

I thought the baby panda comment was hysterical. PETA loser @ 15 (AND 16, AND 17)--you don't invade animal rights by talking shit, just like I don't invade any of your rights when I call you a humorless prick.

Why do they look so sad?

Dumb bitches.

beautiful!!! this is what people like looking at.

which one is penelope and which is the sister? i can't tell the difference.....

Come on Fish, Panda's already have two black eyes from their big tits? I am female, but not really into beastiality (although I can spell it).

Goddamit, look who snuck into picture #13 wearing a black bikini. Does Brintney have to be in EVERY fucking picture???

Enough with the belly button piercings already.
That's just nasty.

Do these broads have waists? Where'd they go?

Who is the hot guy with the sister? And they are both beautiful!

I fucking can't stand Penelope Cruz, and will never understand how she became such a big star. She's fucking weird-looking.

I actually think she looks like she's part platypus. She's got that fucking duck beak, and she looks like she'd naturally be at least 75% covered in fur.

I can just see her handlers working in shifts to shave her with dog clippers continuously throughout the day, just to keep the hair from reappearing in the middle of a scene.

@28 - You were kidding about your spelling of bestiality, right?

Keep up insulting these two,ladies and gents. I will get them to my house and show them all the nasty things you say. I will then prove that I can protect them from all the shit you sling. They will be so grateful they'll immediately get naked and do so many dastardly dirty things to my body that I will have to pee sitting down for a week.

I thought everyone had cellulite? Hmmmm not seeing alot in this post. Maybe Shitney has a corner on the market.

As for Panda's, I say take those fuckers out before they get the chance to over-saturate our markets with cheap consumer goods.

Asses flat as day old beer! Both of them!

#33--You're right about the mispelling. But I did say that I'm not into it anywhoo. You must be well versed?

I've always thought Penelope Cruz was hot in her own way. I'd like the reason why I would be waking up in the morning next to her. I just don't like the fact that she would look like that first picture when I do..........

#38 - so you'd be rolling over to give a morning kiss to what looks like a bignosed-dude. Sounds like a standard flaming Italian sunrise to me.

@32 never heard of permanent hair removal? Blond girls may have less body hair, but they sometimes have that weird thin and blond hair covering their entire faces, yuck...

@39 Why do you closet fags always have gay thoughts when I post? I don't fly that way and never will. I didn't know there were that many fags coming here. Fuck off, and noone cares about your hangovers, cocksucker........

#40,

Thank you for your inconsequential response to my post. I appreciate the fact that you read it.

You know, folks, I just took a good look at Monica, and can't imagine why anybody would call a woman with a face like that "hot".

She looks like Michelle "Chupacabra" Rodriguez crossed with the old vampire guy from UNDERWORLD.

Seriously - if you looked down while getting blown and saw that...THING...looking back at you, you'd die of fright.

it sux for us chicks w/ low hip/waist ratios... ::sigh:: we gotta stay skinny or it just looks blah... a little too much paella patatas bravas, jamón serrano y queso manchego, grilled butifarra & tortilla and it's alllll over... ah well... Panda ref: TOO funny! #15 needs to find a better hobby & sense of humor

@32 never heard of permanent hair removal? Blond girls may have less body hair, but they sometimes have that weird thin and blond hair covering their entire faces, yuck...

they are so beautiful. and somebody please tell me where they got their bikinis please!

Stallion! Why ya gotta be so mean? I thought we were friends. Remember the time you farted and cum shot out, and I convinced everybody it was undigested tapioca pudding? Good times, good times.

I don't see where Monica is so Hot BUT Penelope is VERY HOT and I wonder why she can't keep a guy, has to be insecure and F$#ked up somehow?!

I don't think they are hot at all. There's something in their faces that I don't like.

Anyone on the hot guy with sister?

Girls, don't slump your shoulders when you're in a bikini. It makes your breasts sag. Well—not *yours*; you're just fat.

I know no one here cares about what I'm about to write. I'm sorry I just have to do it. So #44 women with a low waist/hips ratio should stay skinny, but what about those with a wide pelvic bone structure? No way of changing it. I mean, a 25.5/37 ratio is pretty nice when you have a good rack to it, but what about the gap of exact 1.57 inches between your legs? I'm tired of wondering what pants suit it better, I'd rather go without.

How come one has tits & the other doesn't?
Someone get implants? I don't know much about either of them, so I ask in all seriousness.

jeez they look so much alike, I can barely tell which one is which. They're strange looking;sort of ugly...and yet pretty at the same time. They're bodies are not that impressive though, espc for chics touting a bikini line.

#45,

Thank you for your inconsequential response to my post. I appreciate the fact that you read it.

#53 You've got to be kidding me. Do all the sisters you know have the same sized breasts?

Penelope iz really a man
after all, zhe
acted like zhe had the hottz
for Tomz gayazz///

Zhe lookz zo bad with the
wet hair look
and the big noze look...

Okay, Italian Stallion I'm sorry! I know I'm gay. Want to roll in the hay?

Okay, Italian Stallion I'm sorry! I know I'm gay. Want to roll in the hay?

#25, 32, 57 you seriously need to consider therapy and a life, much like the rest of you people who spin time posting garbage about these images. Keep watching E! and wondering whether people like you or not, or just do yourself a favor crawl under a rock until you develop a little bit of character and self-esteem ... if that doesn't work, stay on Prozac. Cheers! carry on ...

everyone shut thefuck up and come eat this pussy

everyone shut thefuck up and come eat this pussy

check out the movie 'woman on top'--penelope looks freakin beautiful in that movie. she's gained weight since then, but i don't care. i like her, i think she's cute. so is her sister. i'd rather see these pics than ones involving britney's ass.

Their father must walk around with a constant hard on, er, i mean he must be very, very proud.

#60=mr.zam: I'm not on prozac
or any other doctor
perzcribed drug, zo fuck U..Y don't
cha juzt have her babiez already...
either hate or STFU, ztupidfuck☻

#32/43=bezt 2 poztz

let's face it, if any of us saw that skank at the pool/beach and she was just a regular person, you wouldn't think twice about it, let alone hit on her.

PS...to #3...ummmm....sure. Your parents must be so proud.

Harry is a Horcrux... Harry lives and Voldemort dies in Deathly Hallows!

Moni rocks!!! She is so amazing!!!
The boy with her is Paolo her futur husband ;)

Here are some more porkbellies to add to the Britney list. No one needs to see these fat pigs on the beach. Fish, give us some beautiful women to look at, please.

Not one girl who commented this page is hotter then penelope. 97 percent of america isnt hotter then penelope. In fact, if they were even close to her weight i would be surprised. Please Fat American women yes im talking to you beyonce, oprah listen up, go to the gym and stop coming in my store and sitting your fat asses in my seat, and taking your poor husbands money, poor husbands get stuck with these huge hippos, who should be attractions at fairs, not women we have to look at in public. give me a break people.

That guy with Monica Cruz is a hot stud.

Love to have him fuck me

oh come on, we'd all do her

yea, we'd all do her
about ten yearz
ago..look at her face
she lookz like
my ugly aunt from up
fuckin North, grozz.....
Pluz, zhe lied to the world
about Cruize..juzt a pond
in hiz zick world of liez that
he weavez..fucking lier, fag

she's so cute i love her

whoever said she's too skinny is an idiot! whoever said that much be a fat shit

Pic 15 is actually a promo shot for "La Laguna Azul", coming soon to Telemundo. It's about a couple of hirsute little Spaniards who get stranded on an island because they're too damn lazy to swim ninety yards back to civilization. They never get around to building shelter, but they do figure out how to make a mean tapas out of minnows and fresh guano.

#73 So you're genetically programmed to turn into your fuggo aunt in ten years? You'll be ugly AND stupid, then, right? Suh-weeet!
And P.S. no one will be doing you either, azzzzzwipe.

Like so many celebrities who look like beauty godesses on the big screen, Penelope has in real life the average beauty features of your next-door girl. Which should'nt come as a shock. That's the way the business works.

Still, she's an outstanding professional dancer, a polyglot, and she has done some volunteer work in Uganda. Which is more than enough to earn my respect.

The thing I don't understand is why such an obviously smart girl would end up dating Tom -frickin' Thetan- Cruise.

My favorite thing to do is play with expeditus and his horse. I used to visit him on his farm at kids. He taught me how to suck big horse dick. We also fucked them for fun. On his uncles farm there is nothing else to do but get kinky with the horses. Anyway, the summer I spent there was the best ever in my life. I am now gay and can take the biggest dick that any sweet guy has to offer me. I love my gay life.

great body, not so great face, even worse acting. still better off than most. i say let her do her thing.

(79) Please come back to the farm. Let's play cowboys and Indians
with our horses. You know how I love our horseplaying. I miss your
small horse dick in my ass. Make sure that you bring your strap on
and your fake boobs. Your going to be the girl first, then I will after you
blow me. I can't wait to play with you. You are the most fun that I ever had on
my farm. Love you, cum soon. My dick is hard.

I want to have a threesome with the Cruz sisters!

Mexican girls--hmm hmmmma and sisters--ohhh the good times I remember

It is because of obscene displays like this that Jesis has kept their people hungry and short. Jesis can understand the dirty things they do in Spanish and he definitely does not approve of bare middriffs on any Catholic!!

Blessings,
Roberta

I heard that one of them goes shopping with a little child sometimes, so I think that they may have secret children that they hide from the public. This is sort of like the secretly married celebrity that is hiding it from the public, but now they do it with their kids. What do you expect from someone who once dated Tom Cruise.

she looks great. who designed that bathing suite.

She is very hot.

penelope is beautiful, she is one of those that doesn't have to pound on the make-up to look gorgeous (spanglish) like many others (carmen electra), (jessica simpson), she prolly wakes up looking absolutely gorgeous