Jul 9 2007Paris Hilton turns on the cleavage

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Cooter's first!

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UNO!

I guess all the guys (and probably girls too) in L.A. should get their updated Herpes shots at the Free Clinic since Paris is back on the prowl.

She was recently seen taking acting classes. Do you think there will be a sequel to "One Night In Paris" forthcoming. Maybe she's hitting the club scene looking for a producer for "Caged Heat IV"

FIRSTers - your mothers are proud

IT'S A FREAKIN TIT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That must be physically painful to wear, which is entirely appropriate. My only regret is that it's not made out of mercury... or magma.

I think she got those implants that can be inflated and deflated by a doctor....some porn star ages ago got them like that so when she was at home and having a normal life she could have normal boobs, but she just got them inflated again when she did films so she had big fake boobs (gross IMO). They just leave a tiny valve sticking out through the skin.

Who the hell is that creepy guy standing by her? Hey Chester the Molester, whats up?

she looks fat, btw

I think I've seen an ad for the bra, and the name escapes me. This may be the first time I'd like her to ride me cowgirl with that tasty "rack".

Paris back on the prowl for fresh meat, Columbian blow and a kickass Margarita! The normal order to things has been restored. It will be only a matter of time before she's back to full swing and a trip back to Twin Towers, so everybody hang on!

Anyhoo...Paris, your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath..so them titties ain't gonna help a thing girl!

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yea, but her face is still a train-wreck... nice cleavage or not.

Didn't Lohan wear a similar hooker-esque outfit like this one a few weeks ago?
Paris is really starting to look long in the tooth.. I didn't know excessive cock exposure had the same premature aging effect as tanning.

Guess who's back.........

back again.............

Paris is a stoopid kunt.

She looks smarter now. She is now smart.

Boobs. Mmmmmmm Boobs.

Oh FUCK don't tell me old wonky eye is back again, Fuck OFF will ya, can't someone run her over or something?

SHE DOESNT HAVE TITS...HOW CAN SHE HAVE CLEAVAGE

22nd!

ummm, yea...she got her boobs done

she'z beautiful ...

Will somebody please assasinate or poison this piece of trash already - god she and America are fucking wasted. Shame on the public for encouraging the exploitation of a worthless waste of space like this whore who has no fucking talent. And for the record, she is not really a true Hilton.
Her dad Rick married Whitney Hilton, and then took her last name. How lame is that - that means he is a Hilton only by a marriage, one that is past, too. This ugly whippet faced bitch with her crooked penis nose and droopy lazy eyes makes me sick.
With her real hair and her real eyes and no makeup, God all of you would vomit nonstop for at least a good half year.
What is the continuing fascination with a piece of turd? I simply don't get it.

it must be a B-job, or where can i geht that bra? what a pity, that was the lest 3 pence dignity she had.
would you care if the whole world would know your tits are fake? i would. poor rich girl.

HOW EXTRA-WONKY IS THE WONKY EYE IN THE BANNER PHOTO?!

It's gone from "irritating droop" to "getting dropped from the freakshow for being too freaky"

Get it fixed already...you have enough cash and are clearly not adverse to plastic surgery...

OK, she didn't get implants. It's called a padded push-up bra. I've got about 10 of them. They make my 34-B's look exactly like this.

@25 - *High FIVE*

Strange ...

oh c'mon guys, haven't you ever seen the Simple Life? Paris seems like a chill enough girl.

dont get me wrong, i agree... there is way too much hoopla surrounding her...

but guess what...?

ITS CUZ OF DICKWEEDS LIKE YOU WHO CANT STOP LOOKING AT HER PICTURES AND READING ABOUT HER EVERY MOVE.

so stfu already and ignore her if you hate her so fucking bad... then she will go away.

thanks

28. Posted by Paige on July 9, 2007 5:45 PM
OK, she didn't get implants. It's called a padded push-up bra. I've got about 10 of them. They make my 34-B's look exactly like this.\\

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me what bra you use!! Seriously, I too am 34B and I WISH I could get cleavage like that! What brand is the best?

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I don't see what the big deal is about things that start off small and get larger...and larger...and larger...

her titz look nice ..
but that noze, still
lookz like the old with
noze of herz in awful
plaztic zurgery..too
long and witchy..

she has like no tits
so that's either the greatest bra on the planet
or she spent some of her inheritance on some good plastic surgery.

She looks like she is going tap dancing in that outfit. No doubt, being how she turned over a new leaf in the big house, she must be putting on a charity show at "The Motion Picture Home for the Aged" in Woodland Hills, CA.

I think that her bra is a type of medical appliance, and it was probably designed by some LA low-rider after seeing what hydraulics lift to to cars. Cars, and then, it just a hop skip and jump to boobs, Eureka!! This guy is going to be so rich.

some company could make a fortune off of prooving that their bra makes the difference here.

I think its a combo of a good bra and those chicken cutlet things.

These pictures are a bit depressing. The only time Paris has actually looked OK was when she was barely released from prison. Maybe if she stopped wearing those nasty fucking contacts (There's a reason you were born with brown eyes, you stupid cunt) she'd actually look a bit more respectable. I'm not saying her actions don't already dismiss her from respect, but I'd be willing to be more forgiving if she got rid of them.

yeah what the fuck? where can i get that damn bra?!?!?!

The last picture says it all........Paris Hilton is perfect!

Just looks like a pushup bra, maybe with some silicon inserts. I have about the same measurements as her, and Victoria's Secret works fine for me...

That guy in the mandles is scary!

she has tiny little midgets stuffed in her bra to push them up and try, try as they might to make it look like she has tits.

“What should I be today? I know! I’ll be a tap dancer! Oh wait, tap dancers aren’t slutty, and unslutty totally equals boooooring. I guess I could dress like a prostitute again, but my manager said to spice things up for the paps. Hmmm…tap dancer…prostitute…tap dancer…Holy shit! If I combine the costume from my kindergarten dance recital, fishnets and my NASA engineered space bra, I can be a tap dancing whore! Yay!!! I don’t care what all of those poor, ugly not famous people say. I’m a total fucking genius.”

#27 - my thoughts exactly. And why did she paint the Wonky eye completely black??

The only product in the world that would make her boobs look like that is DUCT TAPE!

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Hurrah!

You know, I'm anti-Paris as much as the next person, but I do have to admit that I'm just glad she dresses better than Britney. I swear to friggin' God if I have to see another shot of Brit's lame-ass sense of style screaming at me from everywhere on the 'net to magazines to tv, I will scratch my own eyes out!

Your one step away from Britney, Paris. One step away.

wow, she sure has colored that wonk eye

R.E. #32 Gossipmonger,

The best I've found is Victoria's Secret Extreme Push-up. It is very low cut. Look for the ones with the removable liquid pads. It's about $50-60. Actually, V.S. is packed with several types that can give you this result. Make sure you take your time and try several on.

Does anyone remember an interview she had when her book came out? In it she said "Basically I tell everyone what they want to hear and then do what I want." Isn't that what she's doing here? She put on this "I've changed" BS act and now she's back to what she was doing before.

Damn she looks good some times...it enough to make me wish that she could just reset everything and start all over again, so that when I see pictures like this, I could feel comfortable in saying that I'd hit it, rather than needing to first reflect on the various diseases she has and the stupidity that has spewed from her mouth, and then realizing that I really couldn't ever actually bring myself to hit it, simply out of pure fear.

Lets see, dumb whore with wonky eye goes to club.

Fascinating.

She must have met her friend at the "ugly as fuck foot club".

They share a common bond us normals wouldn't understand.

This bag of shit will never change.

Ummm, this is the same bra mariahs been using for about 9 years now. Look at mariah from the side, she aint packin breasts....look at her from the front and that shit is pushed up and bouncin! it's nothing new...

In line with several other comments above, I can't help but notice that the wonky eye has enough black around it to qualify her for the "Jack Sparrow Makeup award", while the good eye looks hardly touched.

I also see that the blue contact lenses are back, contrary to doctor's orders.

I can't wait for the Fish to post "Paris confirmed blind thanks to colored contacts"

Paris out of prison - SSDD.

#25-What the hell are you talking about? Don't get me wrong, I can't stand this peice of trash cunt rag as much as the next person, but not a real Hilton?? Rick Hilton is one of the grandsons of Hilton Hotel founder Conrad Hilton. Where do you get this stuff? Who the crap is Whitney Hilton? Maybe Paris WHITNEY Hilton...

for the idiot who says shes not a true Hilton her father is the real son of the big Hilton that grandfather started the Hilton hotels.
read a book!!! evidently they are to stupid to read so I wouldnt be talking about Paris. for Paris bashers I suppose you are perfect angels that go to church every Sunday. GET A LIFE.

This creature is taking acting lessons and it looks like she's headed to an audition for Cabaret. Hey, Paris! Cabaret closed at Studio 54 in the city. I think London has a show. Why don't you move there? Maybe the plane will go down on its way over the pond...

@62 - Hey, Von Lee! Nobody is a perfect angel, but Paris and you should STFU about the lack of respect she receives from people when her entire life is just partying, making porn videos and flashing the paparazzi her box. She's a real class act. I want to be just like her when I grow up.

WOW She really has cleaned up her act.........not....

Who cares about a cocksucking layabout with the IQ of a plank?

i don't see how people find her even remotely attractive.... she is just so stank looking....

Oh, just one more thing? Why does she cover her GOOD eye with that bleached within an inch of its life hair of hers?

Those boobs are attachment stick-ons. They come included in some halloween costumes. If you pay x-tra they'll include a 3rd one so you can stick it on your forhead!! Don't you look pretty Paris!

@64 See I knew youd agree she is a class act and now youre truly admitting you really do want to be like her when you grow up cause evidently you havent grown up yet.

@64 Pamela Anderson Life is just partying, making porn films, dating everyone that comes along and showing her whole body to everyone Im curious do you have alot of respect for her and all the other celebrities that do exactly the same thing. To all you people why does just Paris get bashed when a whole lot of celebrities do exactly the same thing. Theres alot of them getting busted for DUI.

There she goes again... Just another dope smokin Hollywood moron. I'm afraid it won't be long before we see Paris in a swank treatment center. Lyer.

So obviously NOTHING has changed...except now she has a criminal record to wear as a badge when she's running around town breaking the law. The Hilton's have proven to me that money does not buy class. I really hope she gets caught doing one of her other criminal acts...next jail stay should be much longer...she doesn't get it!

What ??? she have that much back fat that she crams up front? she usually looks like a 10 year old boy up front.....or Nicole Richey

There's NO fucking way a bra is doing that. I have a feeling she's getting saline injections. They cause body parts to inflate and are only temporary because your body will absorb the saline.

http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection
You can see somebody's scrotum inflated by saline injections there.

To #61, #62, both of you mis-fucks must be imbred from the same test tube called 'clueless'. How do I know? Because I went to school with the piece of shit at Berkely, and my uncle is Jeff Hyland, who is partners with Rick. Hilton & Hyland. They're a real estate company. Every adult close to the Hilton clan knows the low down on Whitney and Rick. Hence Paris's middle name as a memento to her 'stepmother', who is a true Hilton, granddaughter of Conrad.
It makes me laugh how you dumb civilians have no effing idea about the truth or fact when someone who comes along & actually KNOWS it, shares it. As much as you'd like to think Paris is made of cotton candy, sorry to rain on your pathetic parade you call life. And I"ll FedEx you a bib to wear so the next time the fronting fake skank stalks out into public with her int'l distribution eye, you can drool on that instead of on your keyboard, trying valiantly to discredit factual statements you know nothing the fuck about. 'You read a book'....thanks for that, I will laughing all day for that comment of ultra stupidity.

What was Rick Hilton's real last name? Does that mean that Paris is not really a Hilton or related to Conrad?

The name "Whitney Hilton" does not show up anywhere. I tried googling Rick and Whitney Hilton and it only shows that he was married to Kathy.

Haha, lookit that big grin in the last pic. I love it!

This must mean the underside of her breasts are concave. That's hot!

#76 "It makes me laugh how you dumb civilians have no effing idea of the truth or fact when someone who actually knows it comes along and shares it" You are a lier! You NEVER went to Berkeley 'cause if you had YOU, my dum friend, would have known how to spell it correctly. Cal Berkeley has an e before the y, which one knows when going to that school. It makes me laugh how dumb you are too. Quit posting bullshit, theres no reason. Paris gives that city a bad name.

put your penis in one of those bra's and they'd look huge too...

I meant to write Buckely dumbass, and learn how to spell liar prior to mouthing off.

To #76 - actually, you're right! My girlfriend is an agent at Endeavor and works with the team that repped Paris.
They all know the inside scoop & say it's only a matter of time before that fact comes public but, that it won't really matter probably because legally, Rick WAS married to Whitney at one point.
Anyways, big kudos for spilling the news, and this low class waste of life truly needs ppl like you to send everyone else who's in the dark a total reality check!
It's gonna be my birthday the day this chick is announced
with having chronic AIDS or, gets OD'ed on some drug
and croaks.
Oh, and you obviously don't have to answer publically :-)
but are you Celeste Procter from Procter & Gamble, BTW?
If so, we know Carl Scheinman in common!
Cheers!

it's a weird trick of my mind..but the longer i look at paris's beak, i can actually see a wart appear at the end of it. she pushes those boobies up more & she'll be nuzzling her own cleavage. which, in paris's world is probably nothing new. i, personally, think she looks better now as a woman than she did as a man.

OMFG if i had boobs like that... i would have no need for kindness toward guys. x-]

Someone needs to tell her that when you get the Wonderbras in a 5-pack, you don't have to wear them all at the same time.

Hide the Kleenex when Paris comes over, or else we all know where it will end up.