Jul 16 2007Paris Hilton is political

Give it up for Paris. Haters : *

yay first....she needs to die....ive seen toilet bowls full of shit that looks better than her.

No tits.
That is all.

give it up for paris? you idiot.

Once again, fucking ugly ass bikini.

Takes one to know one vag- i mean, veggie

i love her:]

The further away you are, the better she looks. Seriously. It's like the line from Wayne's World back when the first Gulf war started, defining "scud":

"Hey check out the rack coming towards us, that chick is...Oh no! She's a scud!"

She voted herself president of Herpes nation

Um ... isn't music always invisible?

her poses are 'hot'.
i hate her so much.

It that a blue life preserver that she is wearing around her neck or just the ugliest necklace in the whole world. I think Wilma Flintstone used to have a similar one.

Yawn!

Why is this news again?

It is reminiscent of the early Mike Tyson saying in an interview that he could have been anything he wanted to be even a brain surgeon ... but when he got sent to prison his aptitude test revealed that he was not qualified for anything more complicated than pushing a broom.

Paris lives in a pretend world where her parents always let her win at checkers so she thinks she is smart.

Who the hell wears closed toe shoes on the beach??
She must have some pretty nasty toes because she is ALWAYS wearing closed toe shoes.
Third row First picture. Her legs look weird. I can't explain why.

@6- 5th grade antics are soooooooo funny. Nice one man!

As I already said, she never ceases to amaze me.

screw her. check out my photo in Cosmo UK. rock! http://www.flickr.com/photos/15512283@N00/762518278/

How does she find time to go to the beach with all of the chairity work she is doing?

These pictures must be old. There's a very young Tony Soprano staring at her in some of them.

I like her body.

Spanish people call that kind of women "gamba". Like these prawns. You have to rip of the head before eating them. Means hot body and ugly face.

'Ya know... this is what happens with old money. By the third generation what you get are retards.

As much as I hate to admit it, I'm typing with only one hand right now. God help me, but she's looking really hot in these pictures.

Can yuo spot the dude paying attention to the attention whore?

@23- hrm, ahem, excuse me, dumbtwatfuck. Just so you know, I spell veggi with an i. Not ie. But you are very clever and absolutely hell-arious!!!! Keep up the great comments in my name if you can, cause I just put the wrath of hell spawns on you *thunder crashes and clouds darken* muahahahaha!

“How degenerate is your heart!” says the Lord God, “seeing you do all these things, the deeds of a brazen harlot."

that'd be a pretty good "favorite passage"...

She is REALLY into the bible and politics in between blow jobs and prison? Maybe she became a born again Christian while doing time!

It's too bad she's Paris Hilton. Anybody else, and I'd have to say I admire her for not getting breast implants, and for keeping in shape, because obviously she looks good here, and very natural. But then there's the head, and what's in it. Too bad.

Poor Paris. Tries so hard to be smart. I'm sure she is. She probably just meant to say the last Presidential election.

I agree with #28.

I prefer "I'm rich and you're not and I can do anything I want, so suck it" Paris. Go back to that. This "my time in prison has really changed me, look, I'm smart and religious now" bullshit you're trying to sell only works on stupid people... wait a minute... OK, never mind, as you were, Paris.

But seriously, if someone is honest about being a scumbag, I can kind of respect that a little. But Paris is clearly not smart enough to pull off repentent and serious, so she shouldn't try. I know she wants to continue to pull in that personal appearance and product promo money, but if she can't do PR any better than this, she should just stop. It's like Michael Jackson trying to do normal or Donald Trump trying not to be an asshole.

Is it just me or is anyone else getting sick of these "Vibrant Ads"? They're annoying....I mean, really? The word "game" is linked? LAME.

She hs the bone structre of a man baby. And giant man hands and man feet.

But at least her penis is tucked in.

Looks like she just walks up to random groups of people on the beach and pretends they are her friends for a moment while the cameras snap photos real quick. Then she walks off, pouting because she really has no friends and her huge gaudy necklace gave her awful tan lines.

Bern you cocksucker

Is anyone going to notice that Paris is wearing the latest style of the very fashionable Crocs !!

@18 - I do not understand why you want people to look at pictures of a naked guy who isn't you.

I mean, I can't really claim any moral high ground, as I am pandering for page views right here on a daily basis ... but I'm just confused by your deal.

Whoa - now "game" is no longer linked to anything! I am all powerful! Muuuahaha! Let's try this with other things & see if they disappear.....Also on my list of LAME stuff:

Britney Spears
Adults who overuse the word "like"
The word "Haterade"
That dumbass on here called krazihottkelli
Flavor Flav

is she ever going to do anything about her saggy,flat ass??i keep seeing pics of her leaving the gym but still her ass is falling further and further down the back of her legs-she really has no clue about anything,you'd think someone so vain would realise,i know i'm not the only one to notice

Why hasn't anyone commented that she didn't vote during the last presidential election? This was a big deal because she was part of P.Diddy's "Vote or Die" group. Too bad she didn't choose death.

Um, how DOES she do that thing with her boobs? the part where she makes them actually exist?

How do you have that much money and no tits? The cost of new tits is lunch money for her. And while she is in, maybe she could get that nose fixed.

Did she look hot in one pic? I mean all the pics I've seen are with the same poses and her ugly face. The body is quite ok, but that face, OMFG she's so f*cking ugly!

Paris Hilton is my personal hero you, MF-ong haters. I just think you you're just jealous you're not brain dead spoiled rich whores, too!!!

She wore a "Vote or Die" T-shirt and then didn't vote...can't Puff Daddy legally shoot her? I thought that was the rule!

Ok, I'll admit it. I did jack-off to these pics of Paris.
I still think the bikini is fucking ugly, but I so needed relief and she was avaiable to bust a nut on.
Guess which pic I jizzed on.

I'll guess #8 or #9, because they include that hot Tony Soprano dude.

I wish someone would crack her in the head with the stupid Elton John size sunglasses she's wears all the time.

Of course Paris is political and by political I mean the types of cocks she chooses for insertion. She thinks that deciding how many a weekend is a political decision.

tee hee

#10. "Um ... isn't music always invisible?"

"This is a tough one, because there's just so many people randomly posing on the beach and dancing to nonexistent music."

Nothing about invisible in there.

Is that Madonna's little Lourdes kid in a couple of those shots-sitting?

there should be a level of stupidity that causes instant death.. this bitch would have been dead ages ago..

When the hell is she starting her charity work ? what a dumb herpes ridden hoebag

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I like how her ribs poke out farther than her breasts do (pic 6).

@51 yeah you could be right, and I think that's David Beckham in the blue baseball hat and dark glasses. He lives in Calafornia now, don't you know?

Anybody got a clue as to who that girl 2nd row, 2nd and 3rd pic might be? If so, kindly let me know her adress and phone number, as I need to talk to her about her bad company. i mean seriously, how can she be hanging out in Malibu with a super-rich hootel heiress when she could be here in Poland with me, dining on a bowl of solyanka and homemade vodka?

oops I'm a fucking cunt retard: "California"

Charity? No, that's ignorant. That's poopie work. Bikini and me wanna play!

johnsmith, you very funny man. haha, you make me laugh long time, jus like you make all ladies laugh in da bed, haha. you funny man, right? you have very funny small penis, haha?

now you get da fuck out my store!

#9 best answer.
can all the media make a Paris Hilton ban?
i still don't get the interess into a mop with a big nose.
i hope one day soon shell get into a car with a drunk driver and she be chased by paparazzies and in a haste to get away they hit a pillar in some tunnel.
(sigh)wishfull thinking i guess.

@51 and @60 you were asking a serious fucking question? who gives a fuck who those shit fucking useless fucking fuck nuts are. except obviously you, fuck nut

@#60.... Do you like to humiliate men with small dicks?
I love to be humiliated in public for my "clit-sized" penis and the pretty panties I'm wearing.

johnsmith: if you don't have a comeback, why post? Enjoy the rest of your day! I am out.

Love,

mrs. t

@64 you're 'out of it' more like.

love too xxx

#51 Mrs. T, I doubt it. Madonna hates Paris. Madonna is ready to off herself because she had to commit sacriledge all those years in order to get attention and all Paris has to do is dance to non-existent music and/or make racial slurs. Madonna was the original media whore but now she is chopped liver.

@45 I just think she is plain ugly, If I seen her on the beach and there was nothing else availble, I'd throw her a mercy fuck. Hey, I'm a guy whose lil head sometimes does the thinking...

HOW SWEET WOULD IT BE IF THIS INGRATE DROVE HER BENTLEY OFF A 500 FOOT CLIFF?

I cant stop laughing....help

Alright, everyone needs to lay off of this girl. You're wishing death on her yet you don't even know her. So fucking what if she's posing on the beach? She has cameras following her 24/7, and I'm sure that no one here is the most beautiful person in the world and is able to judge her for how she looks/what she's wearing. She's at the fucking beach for God's sake. You all need to get a life and find a new hobby rather than hating someone whom you don't even know.

#46:

The photo of your mom?

Great, now the ocean is infected

@50 - pretty sure that is because he changed it.

Her ass, sadly is looking pendulous to say the least. What an idjit. She really gives us Aquarians a bad name. We're generally very cerebral....or genuinely crazy...or a cool mix of the two. I don't know where she fits in.....(scratches chin while looking up pensively)

Holy crap - I think Wally just resurfaced on this blog as the Texas Tranny. Must be his WWE name.

#73. my bad! I don't think I read it before he changed it, so it was new to me. Apologies from me.

EVERYTIME I see a pic of this slut all I can think of is filthy pussy and the bitch that pisses fire. Herpes Simplex 10 toting cunt.

The problem is Paris thinks "politics" is another word for "golden showers" and "voting" means having an "abortion". Plus she confuses The Bible with Hustler magazine. They don't have passages.

#70 Um, Jessica is it...(figures)

You're on the wrong site, baby girl. I think the pink parasol and applesauce site is three doors down.

Por favor, nina, do you know where you are? (in spanish accent) Is da E-superfee-cee-al site, carajo!!!!

I feel sorry for her flat ass and her chicken legs. Boring!

#70

How can Paris still have fans? Is it that losers are drawn towards choosing a loser for their hero? She is an errant sperm that escaped from the anus. Her time spent there forever tainted the filthy strumpet.

Malibu's dirty shore makes Jones Beach look like paradise.

This herpie-simflex 10 trillion infested whore needs to be eaten by a shark, who of course would then die instantly from her ravenous STD's.

Nevermind that was way too mean, poor mr. sharkie, I don't wish death on an innocent animal, that's just heartless.

So when is this filthy braindead whore going to succumb to her pus filled vag warts.

Nice brown shorts does the vapid skank wear them to hide the fact that she isn't toilet trained?

what a fuckin doof...

pariz and politicz..yea, right

her legz are zo fatt//

and who wearz a necklace

like that to the beach?

fuckin idiot☻

@79

hahah.
anyone who fucking thinks we are not the most fucking beautiful fucking people in the fucking world needs to lay off ok.just lay off.

I dont get the mystery of her boobs. a few weeks ago she had humongous boobs, b4 that she had what looked like little fake implants, now her boobs look like her real boobs again (thanks god- i love natural boobs better) but i dont get it!! does she have detachable implants, lol? or is she at the platic surgeons office every other week requesting a new size??? someone explain

Those shades make her look like she's on her way to do some Bass fishing.

#86. You raise a very important question.

How does she grow/shrink her tits this way? I would speculate that she has detachable arse-cheeks. Or perhaps she buys bras with breasts already in them.

She has a beautiful face, by the way.

i don't like sharing the panet with her fans

she has ugly man hands
i don't like the idea that i live on the same planet as her fans

I zee the herpez
girl haz her

brown
diaper
on
hopefully, it
will keep her
germz in it...

the ocean needz
fluzhed clean
after her skankazz☻

Word, Emily! I'm B-E-A yootiful!!!

And tonycatman, I'm sorry but her face is not beautiful. No offense, but you must have astigmatism.

Let me list:

Beak nose, too-small-close-together eyes (they are so wrong), chicken neck, I'm sorry but I can think of at least five thousand million jillion people who have a better face than she.

Including the French bulldog that lives next door.

THESE PICS ARE SO STAGED!!! I CAN JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK HOT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

whatever comment you fags made i shot my load in that tummy belly in a split second
that bitch had a steamy, firm, asswhorty body

Sadly, the skanky herpes infested slut has intelligence comparable to Dubya Bush. That she claims to be political is not such a stretch afterall.

In the 6th thumbnail, the first one on the beach, she is doing a dance for a little girl. Fortunately the little girl ignores her would-be molester and continues playing in the sand.

Porkwhore from Hell....burn bitch burn

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