Jul 6 2007Paris Hilton is an actress

I Love My Paris!!! XOXO Haters ; )

Second???
WOw.

No. The pet turtle has excellent chances of going to outer space. Paris can't even "act" like she's enjoying sex. And I quote, "Uh. Yeah. Uh." (in Paris-so-over-it-monotone)

quick, make with the butterknife-neck-stabbing!

Good going whitey.

Part of the title is covered up. It's really

"The Power Of Acting Like A Whore".

I read that book and it did nothing for my acting ability ... but for some reason it turned me into a premier breakdancer.

this whore is pathetic...what happend to helping abused women and their kids??? she is taking acting lessons instead...

The book is upside down. I know she's just carrying it, but i'm sure there is some kind of joke to do here. I'm too bored to think about it.

the book is actually called the power of the actor, but who's counting!?

What's absolutely the funniest is your comments! Love them!

Acting coach??? It's not that difficult to say, "That's hot." and "Oh baby, yes, yes, give me that festering penis...oooh, *slurps/slobbers* what was your name again?"

Fucking rich, herpe-whore...cannot wait until her fucking tits fall off from some super STD.

http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/

@10- she sure as hell isn't.

8

She needs lesson in acting so she'll be able to pretend she's helping abused women and their kids.

By the way, her sunglasses are getting bigger. Am i the only one who think those ugly 80s sunglasses are horrible? And every single unknown ''celebrity'' wears it. I'm glad to live in a tree deep in the north european forest with my fellow squirrels and rabbit. They don't wear sunglasses.

Look, I'm no fan, but give the girl a break. Shes dressed decent, Hasn't been on any binges, or acted like a fool since shes been out. Come on.

That Is All.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Where is a gun toting lowlife when you need one?

What is cute about a giant herpie holding a guide to acting? I don't get it.

I mean the giant herpie belongs in the Guiness book of world records but in the same class as adorable little puppies and other things that make you go that make you go awwwww, me think not. There is nothing cute about a walking STD factory.

#15-

You're right... she's had such a promising ten days. Really on a roll! I wish people gave ME a fresh slate and a second chance when I got out of jail. I guess she's just THAT much better of a person though....

What's that book called? The Power of Acting Like an Ass???

this is such old news. sorry guys.

What do you all know about films?
She'll be a great extra in some B-rated prison porn.

the fact that she's carrying the book upside down is reminiscent to:

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/americas_next_top_model/images/caridee_1.jpg

Is she paying people to pay attention to her? 'Cuz I don't get it...

sorry:

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/americas_next_top_model/images/caridee_1.jpg

I'm dead against snuff films but for Parisite I'll make an exception.

I'm not at all a Paris fan or defender....

but she actually was pretty good in "House of Wax" compared to all the crappy horror movie actresses in recent years (Black Christmas cast, Final Destination chicks, 7th Heaven chick in Saw II...ect...)

Paris was at least entertaining, and convincing in her runing scared/being murdered scene

the only convincing part of paris is her supernatural power to somehow telepathically convince people she's good looking. seriously. it looks like an alien, q-tip and eagle had a threesome and she popped out.

What ARE those huge sunglasses she's wearing..??? I can't find those anywhere....

Hey FRIST!!!

Deja vu on the Fish. Didn't we cover this about 7 or 8 months ago?

I said Deja vu--am I in the French Speaking Club now?

@28 They are part of the Hobo Kelly line

@6
"Part of the title is covered up. It's really

"The Power Of Acting Like A Whore"."

If you look closer at thumbnail #1 you can make out "uck technique" near her wrist. And the author's name is "Ivana Chubbuck".

it's less fish deja vu-y than awhile ago, when the same Britney-Lindsay-Paris stories ("spotted!") were cycling endlessly

30

No

Cause you forgot the accent on déjà.

Paris is not wanting to become and actress, she is learning how to better fake an orgasm. Unless you are packing about 14 inches all you are going to do is bang off the walls of her herpie lined snatch

Some crazy gunman, shoot this woman!!!

To bad she was not at the New York New York Casino last night

34--D'OH! My computer only types in English.

Hello James

38
Why do you want to join the french club?

#37, where did you find casino in NY??? Casinos are not allowed in NY.

There is a casino in Las Vegas called New York New York and some asshole, much like yourself, open fired on people.

Je pas. J'étais homme sage.

Je pas. J'étais homme sage.

Deux fois! Hoh hoh hoh!! Excuse moi!

Deux fois! hoh hoh hoh!!!

She couldn't act her way out of a brown paper porno mailer.

43-44

Make no sens.

Hey FRIST - What's up? Are you going to be here for a while?

Hey FRIST - What's up? Are you going to be here for a while?

43-44

Make no sens.
But i'm glad you finally decided to use an internet translator.

Fucking double post

Stop it! This is not better than nothing!!

Here's definitely power of acting!

# 35, James.. haha, you said what I was thinking... God knows from watching her "porn" she could use a lot of classes just to get her past "deadf**k"...

It must really zuck
to have all that
money and zhe can't
fix the herpez thing,
and her big handz and
her big feet,and her
wonky eye, and the fact
that zhe iz ztupid..☺☺☻

money can't buy everything☺
ezpecially your health↓♣

Just to let you know.. this is from a while ago. Like before she was in jail.

i don't know why she chained this big and heavy looking book to her neck but i hope she's going to jump from a bridge with this.

Can't she take the complete USA telephone-directory the next time?

I'm so sick of the talentless shallow piece of std. She does NOTHING!! I honestly wish she'd fall off the face of the earth.

#58, #59, #60: I am told there are commercial outer space flights available now, perhaps you could get her a seat - an ejecting type with a handy cord release.

at least she has one cute pants. :)

Yup, I think Paris has done a lot of thinking actually. I think she shit it when she realised her vapid chips were cashed and realised she'd need to be taken 'more seriously'. She obviously knows something needs to change but, dang, that charity work can bum a bitch out. What's the next best thing? Why, 'acting' of course. You're so transparent, Ho-ilton.

I can just imagine this bitch rearranging her books before coming out the door so that the public can see the books she is pretending to read. Everything this bitch does is so fake.

Coach...Smoch...what she needs is some real acting power from people who've been there. Like Britney or Lindsay. Britney for one, could teach her how to do roll (SIC) research and get into character. Lindsay could teach her .... What the hell, it doesn't matter anyway since she won't get the part. Britney didn't get it, and I heard through the grapevine that the part will be going to the producer's daughter.

Unless....... it's another porn movie and then Paris does need a coach. I heard that in the last porno she made, she was quite mechanical in her movements, and then appeared to be dead the rest of the time.

House of Wax was outstanding, I could watch the Paris death scene over and over for eternity, she acted with far more heart than in her home movie! If it would take a million monkeys a million years to teach this vapid idiot religion, what hope has an acting coach?

Cataracts already... So young... so young...

I hope Paris doesn't ever eat at Taco Bell, becuase if she comes to the Taco Bell I work at she'll never forget it. I will PISS, SHIT, BARF, and FART all over her tacos and burritos. I will drop her Gordita on the fucking floor and then stomp on it before serving it to her. I'll take the sour cream to the bathroom and fucking wipe that shit on the dirtiest shit encrusted toilet I can find, then scoop it back up and put it on her taco salad. FUCK YOU PARIS!!! FUCK YOU BITCH!!

BITCH!!!!!!

Spoiled, ridiculous child of ridiculous parents.

Paris Hilton is to acting as Britney Spears is to acting

she looks like an alien in those ridiculously huge sunglasses.

No.14

She needs really big sunglasses to minimize her massive nose.

The sunglasses serve as a distraction.

#26 - Dude....

and #68..what the fuck, dude? I mean, Paris sucks. But from that post, you may want to consider a new job or talking to someone or something. Just saying...

I want to pipe in to the "crazed gunman" part of the thread. While all those seemingly random shootings are terrible, it truly is too bad that they always involve (at least in the majority) pretty decent folks. If they have to happen, it would be nice for it to be Paris. Or anyone who speaks well of her.

doesn't she already have a job? rich heiress!!

I feel zorry for Pariz,
I uze to hate her,
but I watched one of
thoze "Zimple Lifez"
lazt nite and zhez
right: it waz her
X=boyfriendz fault
that the zex tape
got out, not herz...
and itz juzt like
a mutherfuckin man
to pull zome zhit
like that. Itz not
her fault thatz zhez
rich either, jealouz
fuckerz☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

enjoy your boring lifez
while I go to the beach
today, fuckfacez↓↓↓☺☺☺☺☻

She's so full of s***. Just because she's carrying a book, it doesn't mean she can read, if she can read, it does not mean she understands whaterver she's reading. That's what happen when you have a sperm container where others have brains. Do people really want to listen/read about HER?

Lovely Photos :)

i don't like Paris anymore than the next person, however, can someone please look at her arm? that's definitely not healthy. it seems as though the girls in Hollywood go from one problem to the next. seriously, is all that attention really needed?

What kind of sunglasses are those? Are they Tom Ford? I can't read the brand on the side. Anyone knows?

CHRIST-- That is SO OLD. The pap video for this was on VH1's Celebrity Eye Candy weeeeeeks AGO. And a neighbor lady was following the paps around talking about how she hates Paris and wished she'd leave and go back to where she came from.

boy, you've been fooled again. she really is that good an actress. in fact let's just skip the 2008 oscar ceremonies and give the award to paris right here right now. she fooled us all. the little imp. couldn't you just pinch those cheeks? no don't! I was only joking... to late ... yes, she's a robot made of polyurethane and warm jello and cotton thread. now somebody please help me, i need to be spanked, paris is my creation i needs to be punished, now, yes thats good oh yeah punish me again

to #28 (tater) and #79 (Alma):

Those glasses are D&G. They sell them at *some* Sunglass Hut stores for around $160. They come in black and white the last time I checked.

hey not so hot Kelli, watch out for greenpeace on the beach, they will probably try and 'role' you back into the water ... ...

Whats up with the Aviator sunglasses that make her look like a large, blond, fleshy housefly?

83=Zo, your a
beached whale?
coz it takez one
to know one☻

I wear a bikini
not a t=zhirt
over my zwimzuit
like U☻

# 85 bikini? that shit should be illegal, at least you remembered the bucket for your head, and the vomit bags for the innocent bystanders

Pariz couldn't even
make it a month and
zhez already at the
clubz..thiz iz good,
coz now everyone can
be azzured that zhe'll
be going back to jail
zoon. 85%of all felonz
reaffend and zhe'll be
included in that.

#86=if your going to trazh
me, then at leazt uzed your
name, U facelezz PUZZYFUCK,
your a real winner, when U
have to make up fake namez☻

one lazt thing #86:
GO EAT Pariz, coz U know
U won't catch anything from
her, U already have everything,
thatz Y U hate my virgin azz☺♦☻↓

Paris will never be a true actress. Even if she learns to act, no one will ever be able to forget she is Paris Hilton while watching her. She needs to give the whole acting thing up already.

Imagine being THAT pathetic?

When you have two loser parents with way too much money and you completely lack attention and direction growing up (obviously) AND you look like a geek but dream of being like Barbie, this is what you can do when you have no real personality of your own to fall back on. The only question I have is who the hell did her nose, they pretty much screwed up the whole thing with that beaky schnoz: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html She is dreaming if she thinks that money can buy looks and talent, some of it perhaps, the rest comes from within if you're lucky enough to be normal and have something within!

Good for her.

lmao@the pet turtle thing. so cute :)

someone should drop an anvil on her head

so krazihotkelli is really an obese 14 year old, right?

hey kelli- go slit your wrists, do us a favor. you're just going to be a waste of oxygen when you grow up.

so, kelli, i am curious, what is your myspace name? i'd like to check it out if you don't mind? :)

listen the blackstone group just made her share of Hilton Hotels worth $127 million dollars, grandpa Baron finally achieved his life;ong dream of being a billionaire before his 100th birthday party, unless she wants togive all her wealthy wealth to Bill and Melinda Gates Charity and actually work for a living, she REALLY is a GOOD actor ... terrible liar but a good actor ... I'll hvae mustard and relish an that .. mayo's goods, hold them fucking onionsor I'll tear out your gizzrad and serve it grilled with apricot sauce dijon to that starving homeless Nicole Ricthie over there

^points at comment above^

I..I.. *brain explodes*

#94=weak bitchez
zlit their wriztz☻
I'm hard az zteel,
that will never happen
to me☺☻
#95=I wizh I could put
myzpace name on here,
but my mom would kill me☻
and I don't truzt theze
baztardz from hell☻☺

Since when do you have to have any acting skills to be in a movie? Can't she just suck off a few guys?...Oooooh all gayz in hollywood and all the straight guys have seen her porn and have witnessed her sorry oral skillz. Hmmmm. I wonder how Kirsten Dunst ever got a job, I wonder if Roman Polanski helped her out when she was young???

well well well, imagine getting to the core of HARD AS STEEL kelli, with all the wit and wisdom of a spotty pre-pubescent tubby child.
Have mommy wash out your potty mouth before bedtime chubba. XX

Even if Paris has $127 million, it isn't like she knows what the fuck to do with it. You can be damn sure that a fool and her money will soon go their seperate ways. Business woman my ass. The only business this bitch knows is the business of sucking cock and getting fucked.

Please cant we just forget Paris for just a minute there are so many other things going on right now . Who cares about her nose or her glasses, someone sure does or she wouldnt be the topic of everyones conversations so if everyone would just forget paris she might go away.....

I watched Paris Hilton's dinamic interview where she told Larry King about how she met Jesis in jail, just like Paul and Silus in the Bible and Ted Bundy! I believe she was framed and that Jesis will soon set the record straight!!

Blessings,
Roberta

Just because she carries a book doesn't mean she's reading it. And carrying a book doesn't mean she knows how to read either.
In fact she's probably taking to someone so they can read it to her.
But then again, someone reading her a book, doesn't mean she's going to understand anything she's been read.
Oh boy.

Oh and I was next door where she lives in Malibu at a 4th of july party and she showed up there at the end, wasted, barely able to walk, screaming "nicole!! Where's Nicole! I'm gonna puke in his head. I swear I'm gonna puke in his head!"

The woman she was yelling for wasn't Nicole Richie. No idea who she was. And I don't know who'd head she was about to "puke into". Her bodyguards were trying not to laugh, just standing there watching her make a fool out of herself. I'm sure they're used to it.
She was wearing these gold shoes and could barely walk in them.
She also said to Nicole to hurry up "everyone's getting impatient". No idea wh everyone was, since it was just her and her friend nicole and the bodyguards.
They then bought some people next door to "her party" and I totally could have walked in but of course I have something called "dignity". I would have hated myself for going to that morons house, although maybe I should have, just so I could take some pics of her puking in someones head, like she said she was gonna do.

#100/chickenzhit azzhole:
weak little U have to uze
a fake zcreen name..bitch,,
your afraid to addrezz me
with your name, thatz fuckin
funny..U afraid of me..I love it☻

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I like it as it states it as a delcaritive: Paris IS AN ACTRESS. Well obviously, i mean god, was anyone else not surprised when she didnt recieve at at least the whole oscar ceremony and the keys to the city due to House of Wax. God that was good acting. I'm surrpsied she hasnt been gunned down for her starry skills, her being in jail was just a cover up. She was in their to teach the jailbirds how to act at their court appearances. Hopefully they'll come up trumps.

whatever you think of her, shes carrying a very cool pink SUMO laptop sleeve....
www.sumocases.com

YOU ARE THE BEST.........PARIS HILTON...............
YOU ARE SEXY.........
YOU ARE SMART........
I LOVE PARIS HILTON

she is a joke she doesn'thave figuer all she does have going for her is money at least when she gets older she will still be able to buy someone to hang on her arm