Jul 17 2007Paris Hilton is a serious musician

Thank God! I've been waiting for her second album for ages!

First?

Who cares about Paris, anyway?

Damn... did I say that with my outside voice?

LOL.

I think the world really should have better things to focus on for Pete's sake ;)

It's not that anyone really cares about Paris, we just want to know if someone that uses such a low percentage of their brain can kick it up a notch to equal a regular joe. I find it impressive that she is taking voice lessons.

If by voice coach you mean guy who rams cock down her throat to clear out the syphilis buildup, then yeah, I believe she's taking this seriously.

hallo paris ilove you som match

mm, I think Scott Storch is a much bigger waste of life than Andy Dick. Definitely a shoe-in for Biggest Douchebag in the Universe.

#7 - Agree wholeheartedly. Three minutes of singing, and then an hour and a half of the voice coach wearing out the Viagra that he took as well as the outer two layers of skin on his shaft.
#8 - Samia = Paris in Dum-Dum-Land.

Scott must be getting his with the voice coach as a threesome. Why would anyone waste time producing her 2nd album when the 1st one sold 50,000 copies, at most. She should be working on "how to look like your enjoying sex when making a porn".

Why can't "American Idol" do a celebrity version, so that Simon Cowell could rip this bitch's ego apart?

lol perez hilton

Mozart, Beethoven, Hilton.

Sinatra, Presley, Hilton.

Hendrix, Prince, Hilton.

Jameson, Lovelace, Hilton.

Which one sounds like the best match ?

(looking for a bucket to puke)

I don't care about her music, but I'd love to receive a BJ from Miss Hilton.

i'm speechless. how is it even possible to be that oblivious?

# 12, how about A.N.Smith, Benoit and Hilton... dead is detter than naked, when it comes to Parisite...

I would like to find out who these 50,000 people were that bought her first CD so we can shoot them.

Why would any person in the music industry seek to further prove that absolutely any random person can make a passable pop record, given the right production team and publicity? Hasn't this industry been fighting this notion for years? What is next, just pulling a random hobo off the street?

I'll buy it. Hell, people laughed at me when I bought Don Johnson and Eddie Murphy albums in the 80's, and Hanson in the 90's.

Why not?

"I'm already working on my new record. I've been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we've been working on it. I've been working on it with Scott for a few weeks."

I wonder how many more different ways this twat can say the same fuckin' thing.

#18
Isn't that how American Idol works?

Is this Paris or that impersonator? It doesn't look like Paris in the photos....looks like that Natalie Reid girl

I can't wait for her lifeless body to wash ashore after a surfing accident. Just can't wait.

Awesome, I'm sure she will tour extensively in support of this "album". I mean she is such a gifted performer why deny us all the pleasure of hearing her sing live.

LOL, Bern, I had exactly the same though.

The tiny little house she's renting in malibu is $53 Million a month. Word.
You can go vacation for months in an exotic beach front somewhere awesome. But pay that money for Malibu? She's fucking crazy.
Sewage spills all the time. That's Malibu. How do I know? I fuckin live here.
:(

So will the format be
Contemporary Christian music, since she evidently has found the Lord?

You know, that is not even remotley inconceivable. Ya don't need to even be able to project yer voice in order to lay some tracks.

Maybe she's laying someone with tracks in their vas deferens. Or maybe she's just got to be lain on some tracks and let the 5:15 plow over her, ending my disgust for good.

Well, that is until we see another picture of Tara Reid's awful tummy.

I've been playing guitar for years and I still suck. GIVE IT UP PARIS, and open a worthwhile company, like caviar shampoo or sumptin'!

Star69, are you EFFING serious? 53 million? No, you're pulling my nose, right??? (begins to scratch own face off)

Greasy bear was too good for her. THAT is a statement.

Does it make me a complete looser if I admit that I kinda think "Nothin in this World" has a fun beat, and an all around pleasant video to watch?

LOL!

Please, please, please, watch this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY

#31 No your not a loser, just gay.

I wonder if she could get throat cancer from too much spunk.

No?

Wishfull thinking, I geuss.

Where's a crazed homicidal stalker when you really need one?

I'm going to lay off Paris. As a youngster, I vowed to never poke fun at any person's disability. After seeing her on Larry King, I'm convinced she has mild mental retardation...seriouly.

#28 - "Or maybe she's just got to be lain on some tracks and let the 5:15 plow over her"
LMFAO!

#31 - No, it makes you a LOSER who just got fisted anally without lube for violating rule #69 of this site. No extra 'o' in forms of the word LOSE!

That's all we need is to have to hear her on the radio. Oh, but wait. I never, ever heard anything off the first one get ANY air-play AT ALL, so I guess we're all safe.

She's been working with Scott Storch?
She just got done with Larry Storch!

Larry Storch!
Harharhar... anybody?
C'mon you love him... Imdb...
dickery.

I'm fairly certain that 'voice lessons' with Scott Storch involve him giving her a nice throat massage followed by a soothing 'balm'. Wonderful for the vocal chords.

scott storch? tsk tsk...didn't she listen to "give it to me" or talk to any of the artists who have boycotted working with him?

I have to admit, the "90 minutes of the coach trying to break the window and escape" line tickled me. The writing has been weaker of late, but that was sweet...

she's such an heirhead.

she'll still sell a shitload of records, which kinda sucks

no different than the last two-three decades of famous females getting manufactured albums and singing careers

My level of disdain for Wonky Valtrex has been lessened by the behavior of Andy Dick. He has proven that Paris has not stooped nearly as low as he has in order to be famous.

Paris = plastic flowers on the lawn.
Andy Dick = pond scum in the city sewer.

...i thought she was gonna stop pretending to be dumb

#29 LOL!!!
So sorry, I meant to write she was renting the place for $53.000 a month, not for millions of $s. Was kinda recovering from a late nite when I wrote that.
Although 53 Mil is prolly chumchange for that hobag.

#47 can a tiger hide its spots? ;) I'm just hoping a sucide bomber will give her a hug and push the button.

#18,21 - Actually, they've already passed that stage in the music biz. His name is/was Wesley Willis and he was a crackhead that made songs over toy keyboard beats. Known for hits such as "Fuck a Kangaroo in the Ass" and "I Smoke Crack," Willis at least provided unprocessed vocals. Voice lessons? Unnecessary. She can't sing. It'll be a computer.

SHE SO PULLED UP HER DRESS ON PURPOSE!!!!!

god, she's gaggy.

#44 very good

the bitch lookz like
big bird in theze picz
with ugly legz...

no one wantz anything
zhe doez anymore...who
carez if zhe makez muzic..
no one will buy it☻

Hey stupid kelli, bet you are spewin that you and Paris haven't been invited onto the ladies world surfing tour!!!

Oh Paris, you are incorrigible.........

ladiez world tour?
yea, like old ladiez
can zurf,,bitch....

pariz can't zurf
either...zhez fuckin
playin on that zhit
I zeen 4 yr. oldz better
than her.☻

much love to my Clintonz♥

41, very very true. but classy ladies pick classy producers, so can you blame her? maybe for being a waste of space/air/my typing right now/life. "ohhh mah gawd u guyz yer mean she wonderful prettuy intewlectual grate girl if u dint like her so much y u write aobut her huh!!??"

because it is human nature to prey on the weaker. muahaha.

I can't believe that no one said anything about her cute star panties,mmmmmmmm just think about how they smell..........

@59 They smell like everyone in hollywood, and the paparazzi, and the bums on the corner that pissed themselves...........

nononono
her and her buddies kim & chrisAngel
are comming out with a new SEXvideo accidently stolen from her iPhone

#57 are you so retarded that you don't get it? when "bill clinton" calls you a cunt, like he did last week, that isn't romance. what a zzzzzztupidfuck u r. get it now?

my sources smuggled the titles to some of her new tracks out of the studio she's using deep under Iron Mountain. the whole album's another Illuminati-produced abomination, like Growing Pains and Chef Boyardee products.

1. Unlike a Virgin
2. Can Touch This
3. Coming In the Heir Tonight
4. Monster Gash
5. Comfortably Dumb
6. Frig a Pony
7. Long and Winding Toes
8. I Shagged the Sheriff
9. Shiny Herpe People
10.Three Times a Scabie [duet with Nicole]

Damn double albums...

64th!!!!

The only record she's workin on is a Criminal Record, and Fiona Apple already used that title didnt she?

LOL...

#63 That is the funniest fucking thing I've read on this site all day!

#57 kellifocker sure looks like paris can surf just as good as you, and the rest of the little guys in your 4 year old surf class.

Said in Robot Voice:
"I'm already working on my new record. I've been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we've been working on it. I've been working on it with Scott for a few weeks."

making sure to say [Storch] in a lower frequency almost like a demon grunt.

krazihotkelli, what is your major malfunction?

At least she's wearing underwear again.

62 B. Clinton didn't call
me a cunt, fuckface...

but it takez one to know
one...zo hi cunt..good
name for zomeone who knowz
and actz the meaning, fuck U.

66/pariz can't even zurf at all
bitch..and for your 411..I didn't
zay I waz in a clazz 4 yrz.
dumbazz, I zaid...I have zeen
4 year oldz zurf better that her
azzfucker,dickbrain...

now go eat 62,coz according to her
zhez a cunt that U dezerve, bitchfucker..

WHO CARES ABOUT THIS DAMM STUPID FAGGOT OF GIRL? PLEASE STOP PUTTING THIS SKINNY SHIT EATER IN THIS PAGES BECAUSE WE ARE ALREADY TIRED AND BORED OF THE NOTICES OF THIS BITCH WHEN EVER SHE FART OR EAT HER MOCUS; NORTH AMERICA SUCKS!!

Anyone hear her recent comment that she thinks she is the new blonde american icon right up there with marilyn monroe and princess diana!!!
what a whore!!!!

George Clooney: U need
to go zuck zome dickz
and ztop uzing thoze capz..
I know your fruztrated
and need dick..

why would she sing? she's had such as successful career as a whore? she's right up there with Pam "hep C" Anderson and Jenna "HIV" Jameson.

if kelli doesn't STFU i will bash her pathetic little narrow minded head in. anyone want to help?

hey violet love ur page, you're just like Hilton. skanky witha vagina that hangs down low.

how many are so pathetic that they post naked pics of themselves on the internet.

Hey Geaorge Clooney, they are making lower case keyboards now, you should check it out retard.

I can't wait not to buy that cd.

i think its not up to parachute pants, its next to shirts and accessories for pet gophers.

You could take all the greatest writers in all of history and put them all in a room and have each write about Paris Hilton and no matter how little or how much they wrote or whether they wrote in prose or poetry it would all say the same thing:

YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT, PARIS HILTON. ENJOY YOUR MONEY WHILE YOU HAVE IT, PIG.

Paris is making herself quite the fool these days. It's hard to take anyone seriously when they go on Larry King and say they've never done drugs when there's video on the internet of themselves smoking drugs and when they say they've read the bible but cannot even describe a bible verse. I'm sure when what little looks Paris has start to fade in a few years, there will be even more ridiculous, attention starved behavior for the world to see after which Paris will go home and giggle with her friends at a sleepover as if the world were a big fucking high school or something...

Paris Hilton's last album went GOLD in April 2007

She was never removed from her record label.

Tabloids should stop printing lies.

ignore the name for a while as i slightly abuse this singing starlet.
I hear the word around the LA anorexic block is that Pavorotti is completely impressed with her singing talents. I mean, why wouldn't he? He was a cult favourite for "Stars are blind," in fact, they even asked him to be the model in the video (airbrushing not included).
Maybe Paris will view herself as being too godly divine to star in her movie and just put up 'one night in paris', i've viewed it and it is the best romantic film i have seen, right after titanic and the various videos of Pamela Anderson.

Come on everybody, don’t you think that while Paris was in jail she practiced her singing hours upon hours each day? Sadly, as irresponsible as Paris has been about drinking while driving, her lack of character and ability probably won’t make much difference in the “show biz” world whether she can actually sing or not. If Hollywood thinks they can make Paris a major recording “artist,” their hype and BS machine will make it happen.