Jul 2 2007Paris Hilton wears a diaper to the beach

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Wow..somebody tell her how stupid she looks with those huge glasses

is that a fucking diaper? lmao!!

go lose some weight paris.

I hate this bitch.

I would LOVE for her to "diaper" me. LOL
I think her bikini is fucking ugly, mine is way prettier. :-)

Who cares that she is swimming, lets talk about why she is wearing a diaper at the beach.

Doesn't Paris have any friends? Are we all suppose to beleive she is just hanging alone reflecting on the meaning of life or how she is going to help those poor women that were in jail with her?

I seriously cannot stand this chick. Only this fucking Rich Bitch doesnt need to work out and actually loses weight in prison. Don't most chicks gain weight there? I try to lose 10 lbs and it takes like 6 months with hard core exercising, she's depressed for 23 days and it just falls off her? Go Jump Off a Fucking cliff you spoiled dipshit who can't even tell Larry King what Bible passage is her favorite...moron

Humanitarianism at work here, let's keep an eye open for tips on a greater "perspective" on life... ehem.

Look! She almost died while the waves smashed her head against the rocks!!! It would have been the happiest day of my life if she really had died!

LOL - You people are SO f'n jealous.

She looks so good in these pics and I'd hit that in a heartbeat. Sad thing is most here would too. Just too PUSSY to admit it.

@13. You're a guy? That says f'n? That's hot. And by hot, I mean fucking retarded.

Good morning veggie, how is the hang over?

to #13: no i wouldn't fuck her because if i did my dick would disintergrate off.

Jail did her some good. Its the best her body has looked in a long time. Got rid of that beer belly and the chubby ass. Looking good Paris.

(Your'e still a filthy whore though)

Paris Hilton is a bold faced bigot and doesn’t deserve coverage..don’t believe me? I just posted the video where she shares her thoughts on Blacks, Jews, Asians, and the poor.

haha. How'd you know jimbo?

Fatass.

HELLO THERE -- MY BOOBS ARE BACK.

USE THE LINK ABOVE.

THEN USE THE LINK ON THAT PAGE.

THEN SEE GARGANTUAN CANS.

THEN EITHER GAG, OR MASTURBATE.

THEN PRAISE BERNARD.

I would say I was watching you, but the last time I joked like that, it almost got me in trouble. It was jsut a good guess

No talent

Can't fuck

Shit body

She's Triple Threat Paris!

#13 - No thank you. I'd like to keep my meatsicle from spontaneously combusting if that's OK with you.

#21 - goddamm Bern! That's got to be the fugliest DMBS you ever posted. Oh, the horror!!
You should have posted the 4 bikini babes I sent you a while back.

She doesn't like wet bikini bottoms. Gotta air out the herpes....

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What is she doing? Picture 12... I'm baffled.

I agree with everybody else, this is the best she has looked in a loooong time. Jail's been good to her.

im sorry but this looks like Paris's look alike! why would Paris go and do this? come on as much as you hate her she ain't that stupid after getting out of jail that is so her look alike that is why she is wearing the big old glasses there jaw line isn't even the same!!!!!

is this even her? her nose looks smaller and not all hooklike

She probably gave the jellyfish herpes.

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@#13 If I didn't know who she was, I'd hit it - but knowing the history...not even with yours

Actually yeah in pic 12 that doesn't look like her...her nose is turned up

She's gorgeous!

Oh, which one of those rocks is a paparazzi who took the pictures???

What I wouldn't give to see a fucking pelican come up and start pecking at her Pampers.

shez like that aztronaut
diaper lady that drove down
here from Texaz to kill that
other chick..and now claimz she
didn't wear a diaper,,yea right..

Pariz iz trying to revert back to
being a baby..thatz what jail did
to her..♣♠♦♠♣♠!

#28, #31: I was just thinking the same thing-that is not Paris' previous nose. Either she had the hook removed or this is that Pathetic Paris Impersonator Person.

24 - that one is good, Wedge. I always forget about it. I often go for comedic value over hotness -- easier to make jokes this way.

diaper, hehehe, prolly full of poo.

looks like jail dissolved her fear of people watching her poop?

She looks beautiful! And she looked so sexy on Larry King!

Word on the street is that she gives the best head and is the greatest fuck.

Keep it up Paris! You look great.

#13 you are right! Those pictures look nice.
I like the diaper ass shot.
After seeing her on Larry King I must admit she's not a bad looking chick. I guess all that makeup she wears makes her look like a skank.
Question to all the real men out there.
If you woke up in the middle of the night and Paris Hilton was standing at the foot of your bed naked...you wouldn't do her?
I would.

That's not a diaper. She was just not able to get her bikini wax done while in prison.

#40 I think I would yell out "Oh God, I don't want a bunch of horrible diseases!" Most men will fuck anything. So that hot enough to fuck logic only proves that on a scale from 1 to 10 Paris is a 2 or better.

wow superficial, you've managed to out stupid yourself with this post.

I didn't think it was possible but managed to raise the bar for unfunny blog posts with this one.

#40
I agree I'd do her.
Hopefully her friend Kim Kardashian was standing next to her.

She should be wearing "Oops I crapped my Pants."

All I can think of is that Valtrex prescription. Way back in '89 we knew about some really hot chick a grade ahead of us in high school who mysteriously never had a boyfriend. None of us freshman guys could figure it out until after my best friend ended up sleeping with her at a party. Then the next week he had this giant sore on his lip, and I'm not talking a cold sore. This thing looked like a freakin volcano. Needless to say, we all figured out why she never had a boyfriend. Ugh.... herpes must be worse than AIDS. At least you die from AIDS.

Here, this is a fun, useless piece of info:

Some folks who like listening to people’s conversations backwards have been playing Paris Hilton’s interview with Larry King in reverse and listening for hidden messages. The conclusions of ReverseSpeech.com is that when King asks Hilton about former best friend Britney Spears, if you listen carefully to Hilton’s response, it sounds somewhat like, “Snake, her soul is sick.” And what did she learn from her time in jail? Her backwards answer: “Name bigger.”

LOL...........
Cum on Super, I need some jackoff material REALLY bad.

Paris may have no friends but I wanna munch on her pubes

#40 I'd do her allright. Straight hand to the throat the a foot on her larynx should do it.

#47=that iz zo kool♀♀↨♀
I believe in that zhit♪♪♦♦

#40 I wouldn't past on it either.
But I'd prefer to wakeup and find Jessica Biel standing naked at the foot of my bed.

Hehe, there's that smile.
It really looks like fun out there.
What a beautiful sunny day;)

When I first saw pic #14 I thought Paris fell and busted her ass. I was pretty happy until I looked closer, and realized she's not in any pain at all. BOO! Fuck you Paris.

damn that diaper is hot!! and by hot i mean the shit in it is hot!!

weird,it doesn't look like she actully got impants with her bikini on..it must have been the bra afterall.

How did her bikini bottom switch from black to white anyway? Did she put a 2nd bikini on over top of the 1st one?

BTW - Fish, there is not "too much story" here. There is only too much of Paris. Period. Don't ever do this again.

she looks fucking hot...like a replica of a barbie doll...i want to fuck that burning vagina.

#51: get your goddamn hand off the alt key before i cut it off and bitch slap you with it.

wait

git ur goddam hands off da alt keyz b4 i cutz it off n bitch zlap you wit it

I'm not sure, but I think I see some prison inkwork.

Holy crap look at the size of her feet !!

#41, LMAO!

I'd change her diaper,spank her hard,and lick her ass clean,then fuck the hell out of it. But then again I'm a weirdo!

Fetal position,wearing a diaper.The only thing what i'm missing on these pics is the backwards running Unicorn.

What's next?Paris Hilton crawling out of a womb? *Shudder*

Sure she needs that diaper. The repeated fistings while she was in the hole will do that.

I think that diaper is actually a bikini cover-up (a really stupid one). You can see her dark bikini bottoms under it.

#66

LMAO!!!! That is just so wrong....

#67 she needed something to match the seriously fugly sunglasses.

I'm not sure who that is in pic 12, but whoever they are, someone should tell them the beach is for lots of things, but pooping ain't one of them. Seriously, she's pooping.

#66 is correct, it's referred to as a FFBA or the "Fist-Fuck-Band-Aid". Although Paris might not even bleed anymore...

@39...word on the street? are you fucking reatarded?

@13...jealous of what? she is a slut whore who said that as soon as she gets out she was going to help build a women's shelter....imagine the homeless abused women and their kid's right now...and look at what Paris is doing right now...she is a poor excuse for any type of being!

I'm glad to see she is giving the crabs back to it's rightful owner. The sea........

That isn't Paris. No way. That girl is prettier and has a nicer body.

#40 steps up to the plate.
I saw her on Larry King without all that makeup and agree she’s an attractive little girl. She could add another ten pounds.
Her parents should get some of the blame for how Paris has turned out. From what I've heard she dropped out of school in the 11th grade to party all night in the New York club scene. Where were her parents?

maybe it's the latest in prison wear.

75th! Yes!

She has a beautiful body.

Stallion! Great one, funniest line I read on this thread. Though Lowlands cracked me up too, since I just watched that old Enigma video, if that's what the reference was...if not, you got my laugh for free.

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fucker..yea, U know U love thoze
double dickz up your azzzhole....

What a great photo spread. Check out canyon-news.com for other updates on Paris!

I find it interesting that she was born an heiress and totally looks it. Her sister does not. Paris seems sort of innocent and I find it hard to hate her, but I cannot stand her snobby ass mother and their holier-than-thou attitude and melodramatic hysterics.

She looks good. She could benefit from a few squats here and there, but looks way better than a few months ago.

59=steve:
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I wonder if sea creatures can get herpes?

Guess we're gonna find out...

to all you "poor Paris" and "Paris looks so good" people. Go kill yourselves. There is a word for people like you. The G rated version is "PATHETIC". My version is fucking scum of the earth DOUCHEBAGS.

I can´t understand how many of you are so jealous for everything that Paris has achieved. You guys are just little mickey mouses banging your laptop at your poor homeplaces. Go out and take some fresh air... I hope she can grab back to life.

"I can’t understand how many of you are so jealous for everything that Paris has achieved"

What exactly had she "achieved" other than being born to rich parents, and the worlds most virulent strain of herpes?

I cannot stand this ho. She is not even pretty. She acts like some retard in Walmart. She thinks she is all that....god wake up bitch! A diaper @ the beach LOL

svendholm= babbling idiot banging a laptop, or paris hilton's P.R. team

paris hilton lifetime crowning "achievement"= managing to become a drunk, drug addict, convict, embarrassment to the Hilton family, incoherent moron, pornstar, and Valtrex share owner by the age of 26. Ta Da!!!

I don't particularly care for her one way or the other, but I wish I looked like her. I'm not pathetic, you are just jealous you aren't wealthy and attractive.

oh god. isn't she dead yet?

I'd fuck her in the ear but she probably has STDs there too.

Paris is a dude. She/he has not an ounce of femininity about her body and face.
The larger feet give it away if nothing else does. He is a handsome man though.

diaper on a dipshit, now i gotta go back to hatebook.com and purge myself of her AGAIN.

why do you people hate her so much?
jealousy. envy.
i don't think she did anything too wrong. sluts like her are everywhere.
in fact i think i like her okay.

Woww, but honestly i like paris. Shes really pretty..but the bible passage thing on larry king.. that was pretty dumb.

I heard that she is going to be the star of a "Depends" commercial, and they gave her a free pair for an endorsement.

definitely photo shop.

HEY IT'S NOT PARIS. IT'S HER COPYCAT. YOU CAN TELL SHE HAS A REALLY SHORT FACE COMPAIRED TO THE REAL PARIS WHO HAS A VERY LONG NARROW FACE. THIS CHICK HAS A SHORT CHUBBIER FACE.

What an annoying turd.

Oh and BTW, great interview where you lied your ass off in front of the whole world. Everyone will be sure to take everything you do now seriously.

You dumb fucking bitch.

Paris Hilton is a bold faced bigot and doesn’t deserve coverage..don’t believe me? I just posted the video where she shares her thoughts on Blacks, Jews, Asians, and the poor.

Let me guess, this whore dates negros too. She is a waste of time and space in this world. She can't find any boyfriends at all, let on her own color.

Why is everyone thinking she is so hot ? She is to dam skinny and has a face only a mother could think is beautifull, truthfully shes dog ugly !

eeeeew she's well skinny n to the guy that says she fat wtf ?? theres nothing on her mate! people these days are so self obsessed with image its pathetic and men especially think because she doesnt eat and has no meat on her every single girl has to look and act like her it makes me sick! theres no real women in hollywood they are all fake!!! i hate you shallow bast***s"

Paris Hilton is a no talent dog looking shallow stupid nobody in the talent department. If she wasn't a Hilton, she would be selling gum and Coke at at 7-11 and doing HJ in the back of Tony's Camero. A HO, total HO---who is disgracing America. Deport her ass to Canada or some other place so we can forget this horrible human!!!!

Can someone do us all a favour and rip the head off 'Paris the prawn' already? What an ugly whore.

I agree. this is a look alike. this is not paris hilton.

I agree. this is a look alike. this is not paris hilton.

i dnt get wat is so wrong with her atm i mean yer shes a slut n all but wat can u do thats wat money does to ppls n now look where she is silly girl

DIAPERS HAHAAAAAAA Paris' caught in the act!

i like pic #3 though. she looked hot.

WHY i ask WHY is she wearing sunglasses in the water and with thongs on Like who swims with thongs and sunglasses on

weirdo

Omg would you guys who are hating like get over yourselves. Stop being jealous just because you have shit lives, no money, cant get sex and arent famous like her. Shes famous for being famous. So get over it. What gives you the right to be like that have you met her or do you know her personally? Unless you do i dont think you should be judging her. Sunglasses are hot. Thats why shes wearing them. Thongs are hot if youve got the ass for them. Im guessing alot of you have major fashion problems since you cant see this. You guys honestly piss me off how you think you know everything. Just realise that youre never gonna have what she does and go hava fuhk if you can get one but by the way you guys bitch i guess you cantt coz they would be about as fuhkd off with you as i am noww and would wana bash your head in

Paris hilton suck's she's triing to make a move on zac efron when he's tring to get back with vanessa or somthing.....BUT ANYWAY SHESUCK"S BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paris and not zac sitting in a tree not k.i.s.s.i.n.g.h.i.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

sry make that y. and z.

I don't think shes attractive but I would do her.