Jul 2 2007Paris Hilton spreads her legs

Frost Piss

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Somewhere between 1-10 and im eating corflakes so there bitches!

She's going for the gold in the Whore Olympics.

prison did her gooood.... she's lost weight... still scary though.. scary as hell!! (comforting penis as it's curled up in fear)

Her bikini top looks weird... yeah?

THIS ISN'T PARIS. LOOK AT HER NOSE.

i'm just jealous that the whore bag is in hawaii.

She looks alot better. I mean everything except her face.

And by better I mean, it looks like she gained some weight.

That's NOT hot.

I hate to give her any compliments, but her bod looks OK. I don't know what that leg-lifting thing is, maybe she's airing something out or whatever, but...

She's still an idiot.

She did not get a chance to do anything really physical for Three Weeks.

She is just trying to exercise and enjoy life her again

Thankfully, she is able to take advantage of the entire summer

What the hell is that stuffed down her pants in pic #3 (ass shot)? I'm guessing it's either an air freshener or a fly repellent strip.

FUCK! I'm back at work again. How does this keep happening? And Paris "Toucan" Hilton is (insert derogatory comment here).

those look like rolling papers...looks like miss hilton is still breakin' laws.

What the hel could havel happened in jail that motivated a needs to learn how to kick?

hmm...?!

hey i have no problem with hanging out by the pool in a bikini, but, after her little mother Theresa act on LK, talking about feeding the hungry and curing the ill does she have to run out to Hawaii IMMEDIATELY after said interview to go mindlessly bake in the sun and live the rich live?
she is just fucking stupid and vapid enough to think that speaking of it on LK WAS the actual charity work.

worthless cunt

That is one greezy ho.

She's just airing out her cootch.

Either that or ripping a really good fart.....

.

so, why does she need practice?

btw, anyone else find it nauseating how she's milking the incredibly small stint she did in jail? and people actually feel sorry for her and say she was treated unfairly. bull!

of course, i am very bitter cuz its monday morning, i am back at my shitty job and that stupid whore is living the highlife

What happened to her Bible? What, she doesn't need Jesus anymore?

Oh and I'm surprised she kept her legs closed this long since getting out of jail.

i don't think you could ever rationalise anything paris hilton does. I doubt she even knows why she does this shit.

also, i'm surprised with the amount of fucking baby (porn star style) oil she has on that she didn't go flying off her lounger. slut.

She should just become a porn star and get it over with

She's trying to tan her flappy cooch!

I was going to say she actually looks kind of good here; until I got a look at her saggy ass...and it was literally all down hill from there. Her legs look splotchy from the fake tan, and I see cellulite beginning on her thighs. But other than that she looks like a buttery roll right out of the oven! I bet she's all happy she lost those 20 lbs in jail. Surprised she doesn't look that thrilled to see the papp's taking her pic though. Usually she hams it up.

Am I the first to say " I'd hit it"? :P

Honestly, she looks really pretty in these.

That's one greasy monkey.

I hear this skank has the biggest fukin feet out there. Figures.

She's trying to get the busboy's attention. Most people would just wave.

I'd definitely do her.... if she didn't have herpes that is.

her hand in #5 looks so deformed, like an ewok's hand or something. weird.

Compared to the jail release photos ... she doesn't look the same... the nose is not hooked down as much..the hands here are huge.. and the ears don't look elfen....
I don't know .. maybe its her...either way, she's ugly as hell and looks like Brini Maxwell.

Hey, when you only have one talent, you have to practice.

Practice does not make perfect in this case though...it makes, uh....herpes.

#17 you said it. I was just sitting here marveling at how hard all this charity work must be on her stupid ass.

There is good nekked and bad nekked..

I found this story in our local news this morning. I just do not understand it! As rich as Paris is why would she not make her car payments? If she does not want it anymore why not auction it off on EBay and whatever profits she made after paying it off that money could be donates to M.A.D.D. and prove that she is serious about changing and doing charity work! I just cannot believe how irresponsible Paris is but yet insists on referring to herself as a Businesswoman! A person a with a head for business would sell their car and not allow it to be reposessed! Here is the link to the story:

http://www.cfnews13.com/Entertainment/HeyJohn/2007/6/30/paris39_repossessed_car_in_orlando.html

I think the headline should be: Paris spreads her STDs

#19 - Or both. QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFF!!!!

#25 - she tried that already. Didn't you see her sex tape? It was awful.

#28 - You're the ONLY one.

#40 - Now THAT'S a funny headline. Take note, Fish.

Wonky eye ... beak nose ... man hands ... swimfins for feet ... no tits ... large & flappy snatch ... herpes ... saggy asscheeks ... HOW DESPERATE DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE??

HELLO THERE -- MY BOOBS ARE BACK.

USE THE LINK ABOVE.

THEN USE THE LINK ON THAT PAGE.

THEN SEE GARGANTUAN CANS.

THEN EITHER GAG, OR MASTURBATE.

THEN PRAISE BERNARD.

Sooo that's what that smell is. I thought someone had mailed me a live tuna.

yeah, its called 'exercise', maybe you'll try it out someday too! her ass actually looks pretty hot...

Oh but to lick and suck those feet...

she lookz like she gained weight..
thoze bikini bottomz R way too small
for her..they make her look fatt..
doezn't matter, she ztill lookz like
a man to me♪♥♪♠►big fatt handz*feet§.

holy crap those feet are huge and nasty

to those of you in love with this thing

EEEWWWWW!!!

enjoy your stds.

Hmm, looking good, but it doesn't look like she's having such a good time.
Give us a smile, Paris;)

I look zo much better
than her►►►♪..-♀♀↨↨↨↨
I think I'll go for a
zwim►♪♠♠♦..therez zome
cute guyz and chickz
down there, hell yea►►►!

you always need a good stretch

"She's literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she's training for some nonexistent whore competition."

Oh my god! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Maybe she's just waiting for a dick to fall in.

She's become so much classier since she left jail!

Guess who had baked beans last night.

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#11, #12, #19, and Fish: that is her "Good Morning Exercise" she learned in WhoreCare.
#20 she doesn't.
#32 LOL
#44 in WhoreCare
#45 call Quentin Tarantino. Or Victor.
#52 Yes! You got it!

She has no ass and no tits but I can't stop thinking how sliding my dick down that long neck would feel. I saw the clip and you bitches could learn how to give great head by doing some of her moves. Stop ragging til you can do better!

She looks like Urkel with those glasses.

After looking at these photos, it is obvious: Paris Hilton DID NOT get breast implants. Unless by "implants" we are talking about male pectoral implants! Amazing what a bra and gel padding can do for an Oompa Loompa.

You know, this post by the superfish actually was kind of funny.

In that first shot, she looks like she's trying to kick like a horse?

Paris seems to be enjoying her self after her time in jail. Keep yourself updated at canyon-news.com for all the latest on her.

U would not believe the old
zhit I saw at the beach today
with tiny little zpandex ..on
trying to cover a dick and the
fucker waz snowfuckinwhite...
must of been a snowbird....unreal...
the ballz...the nerve..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

number 57 is a fucking retard. Better than what? Better than being an anorexic, booze-swilling, drug-addicted,lazy-eyed, two-faced, fake-ass, racist, classist, spoiled, lying, whining, crybaby whore with herpes? Umm...I think most of us have probably got that one down.

where is her Bible???
Lord save us from parisis

seriously? thats just pilates shit, everyone and their grandma does em. just lookin for somethin to hate

does anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are?

paris can do anything and still be sexy love ya baby girl xoxox

How is it possible to be thin and flabby at the same time? She has like no muscle tone. Except maybe in her throat.