Jul 12 2007Paparazzi attacked and left unconscious over Rumer Willis
A paparazzi photog was brutally attacked last night in Hollywood after the ESPY Awards and was left unconscious and convulsing on the ground (the video above is the aftermath). The fight began when two random assholes decided to act as Rumer Willis' bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar. TMZ reports:
According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we're told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions... Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground was arrested. The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.
Yeah, sometimes the paparazzi can go too far but this is fucking ridiculous. Look at the way the attacker walks around afterwards. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's parents were brother and sister. This is exactly the kind of person I'd expect if people started mating with vegetables.

Reader Comments
1. missj - July 12, 2007 12:39 PM
dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng thats jacked up
2. Jimbo - July 12, 2007 12:40 PM
FRIST!!!
3. missj - July 12, 2007 12:42 PM
you cant really see that happen to the man on the ground he was already knocked out i guess
4. veggi - July 12, 2007 12:42 PM
helicopter punch.
5. Thatcher - July 12, 2007 12:42 PM
Americans are stupid pigs. Everyone hates America. Thank god for 9/11!
6. bobby - July 12, 2007 12:44 PM
Thatcher your a faggot..
7. ihateemo - July 12, 2007 12:47 PM
That video doesn't show anything except a bunch of no-name yahoos shoving each other and windmilling like a bunch of pansies. When the camera pans left, the guy is already on the ground convulsing - you can't see what happened to him.
Good to know that people are fucking jackasses, even in the paradise of Los Angeles. Who fucking cares about moon-faced Rumer Willis anyway?
8. Kate - July 12, 2007 12:47 PM
"attempting to take pix of the star"
Excuse me? When was this girl deemed a "star"? She's had a couple of teeny roles in a couple of movies and she has famous parents. If she's a star then so am I.
And you'd better watch yourself, thatcher. I've reported your post, expect the FBI in minutes. Enjoy.
9. vale - July 12, 2007 12:48 PM
God men... They're so gross when they act like that, especially that bust-bump the guy in the tan shirt. Fucking ridiculous is right.
10. OkieHeather - July 12, 2007 12:49 PM
freakin idiots. i love how the guy towards the end says, call a ambu-LANCE. call a ambu-LANCE!
11. Honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! - July 12, 2007 12:50 PM
Rumer fucking Willis??
I think the paparrazi were looking over Rumer's shoulder and saw the guy who used to do the McCain Superfries ad.
Or maybe Orville Redenbacher's nephew. Or the lady who played Pearl the housekeeper on "Diff'rent Strokes."
They couldn't have noticed this emo pimple.
12. Anexio - July 12, 2007 12:53 PM
This is freaking ridiculous!
It's not like the Secret Service guarding the President beat the guy up, this was Rumer Willis' volunteer bodyguards.
Personally I think they were totally justified in protecting this huge huge star.
13. havoc - July 12, 2007 12:55 PM
LMFAO!!!
I love it when the paparazzi gets their ass handed to them.
Now if we could just start shooting them or even decapitating them in the street, that would be sweet!
14. Brenda - July 12, 2007 12:58 PM
Nice shorts jackass. Only Wiggas wear shorts down to their ankles with white socks.
15. Brenda - July 12, 2007 12:58 PM
Nice shorts jackass. Only Wiggas wear shorts down to their ankles with white socks.
16. hydrog - July 12, 2007 12:59 PM
Thatcher is right about America being filled with pigs, oink oink! Although the 9/11 comment is a little extreme, people dying for religion (or oil) is beyond me.
..and #8 Kate is a dirty little whore for reporting people on a site as smutty as this.
17. UglyGirl - July 12, 2007 12:59 PM
thnx #s 8, 11, 12.
seriously? rumer willis is a STAR???!!?? wtf.
18. Tim - July 12, 2007 1:00 PM
The irony is that the moron was trying to defend a "celeb" who looks like her own head had been slammed to the ground. Shortly after birth. And a few more times after that.
19. anonymous bastard - July 12, 2007 1:01 PM
This is low. Ok, a lot of people hate paparazzi.
But if you are visiting gossip sites, you are one of the reasons why paps exist. As long as people want to see pictures of 'stars', paps will be around to make that pictures.
Most paps are completly harmless, yes there are the occasional assholes, but there are more assholes here than on the streets of LA.
It is disgusting, how that pap was attacked and hurt. I hope someone will assrape the fuckfaces who did it.
20. YouRang - July 12, 2007 1:02 PM
#13 I agree with you completely. Fuck the paparazzi. I hope this kind of thing starts happening constantly.
21. Mdiz - July 12, 2007 1:03 PM
Lets see how tough Cletus is when his ass is handed to him in jail. Besides isn't beating up on the Paparazzi kinda like beating up the slow kid, sure it's fun, but you still look like an asshole. I guess thats what happens when your sister is your mother.
#9 Chest bump! Love it!
22. scarphaze - July 12, 2007 1:05 PM
"Or the lady who played Pearl the housekeeper on "Diff'rent Strokes." "
there was no Pearl, Dumas. it was Mrs. Garrett. Charlotte Rae. and she's a legitimate star unlike Rumer Willis.
23. KVCRAWLER - July 12, 2007 1:06 PM
Thatcher,
I can't beleive you think it is a good thing that 3,000 innocent people died. People hate America why? Because our country is the greatest, most powerful country in the world. How would you like it if 3,000 of your friends, family and neighbors were killed for no other reason than they were from whatever back-ass country you come from???
24. Rudy Giuliani - July 12, 2007 1:06 PM
bah, Thatcher's not so bad. The only problem with 9/11 is that we didn't get enough warning to pack the 2 towers with morons like this guy. If they do acquire a small nuke, we might be able to clean up all the rabble in one day. (Or they could just set it off in downtown L.A.)
25. combustion8 - July 12, 2007 1:07 PM
I wonder if he was really "convulsing"... all those guys look to pussyish to do that kind of damage.
26. Ryan - July 12, 2007 1:08 PM
I am willing to pay their bail.. the paparazzi should chalk that up as par for the course for being professional nuisances
27. Redhead - July 12, 2007 1:08 PM
# 16, The word is filled with pigs, not just the good old USA. They're called "Men".
28. you've got to be kidding! - July 12, 2007 1:08 PM
"How would you like it if 3,000 of your friends, family and neighbors were killed for no other reason than they were from whatever back-ass country you come from???"
If he's from Iraq, the number is 50,000 plus innocent civilians.
Nice fuckin "challenge" you fuckin moron. You're why Americans are hated.
29. Trizzle - July 12, 2007 1:10 PM
Don't even start to feel sorry for the paparazzi. They deserve that and so much more. Too bad the guy got caught...
//
30. KVCRAWLER - July 12, 2007 1:11 PM
hydrog,
How many of the 301,000,000 Americans do you actually know, personally? I bet none!
31. drewski - July 12, 2007 1:13 PM
Anyone defending the papsmears is obviously one themselves. They are scumbag fucksticks. Being pummeled into convulsions is too good for those maggots in my opinion. How about gouging their eyes out, then letting Superfish fuck their empty eyesockets? Oh, that's right, that won't work because Superfish has a pussy where his dick should be. Can we get a picture of that 'fish?
32. kate - July 12, 2007 1:14 PM
my ears are still ringing from all those 'beeps'...
33. my comment - July 12, 2007 1:14 PM
Where's the video?
It's not working at my end.
34. Jen#2 - July 12, 2007 1:17 PM
I think it's awful what happened to that poor guy, stars have so much money and act like such asshole's, they deserve the paparazzi.
As for Rumer she runs around trying to get the paparazzi to take pics of her, so I don't know where these guys get off hurting that poor man.
I hope that guy get thrown in jail, and put in a cell with a big horny guy.
35. wienus - July 12, 2007 1:19 PM
Who the fuck is Rumer Willis?
Why does any give a shit about this ugly face. I just saw a picture of her hideous man-jaw. She looks like that Bruce Willis guy from the Sixth Sense but in drag. Are you sure these people weren't attacking her?
36. my comment - July 12, 2007 1:21 PM
Anyone who says the paparazzi deserved to be beaten unconscious shouldn't be on this site.
Hypocrits!
37. Truth - July 12, 2007 1:21 PM
#28
50,000 "innocent civilians"... sounds like you're the moron... douchebag.
38. Bern - July 12, 2007 1:23 PM
Wow.
39. Knock-out Expert - July 12, 2007 1:24 PM
People don't really convulse like that if they're knocked out. The dude was putting on a show for the other cameras.
40. Penis Mightier - July 12, 2007 1:24 PM
The paparazzi guy deserves to get beaten for invading the life of a non-celebrity. I only wish somone would have held him down so Rumor herself could give him the beating.
41. wanky - July 12, 2007 1:24 PM
wow white people in hollywood cannot fight for shit!! i especially liked how the guy pushed the other one and just fell back on his ass!
42. Thatcher - July 12, 2007 1:25 PM
Sorry but Americans are pigs. Oink oink! 9/11 doesn't compare to what Americans have done overseas. So it was a good thing, to show Americans what vile pieces of shit a lot of them are.
xoxoxoxo
43. Chauncey Gardner - July 12, 2007 1:25 PM
It's funny - fights in movies are always so dynamic and cool, but fights in real life always look totally fucking gay.
44. Thatcher - July 12, 2007 1:25 PM
USA all the way!! I love Americans they are soo awesome!!! Us Brits suck donkey cock!!
45. meaghan - July 12, 2007 1:27 PM
your video isn't working, hope it gets fixed i haven't got to see it yet
46. whitegold - July 12, 2007 1:27 PM
Hmm, this is a tough one. Given how much of a problem the pap can be, and how much pain they've caused others, then it's kind of good to see them getting some payback.
Then again, you never want to see someone get seriously hurt.
And it's hard to support Rumer and her loser friends, just, cuz, well, they're all douchebags.
And it's hard to really hate the pap, as much as I wish I could, cuz without the pap, we wouldn't have all these good pics to gossip about. The fact that we all support a site like this, inadvertantly says that we support the pap for providing us with material to talk smack about.
So confusing...
47. Jaan Kanellis - July 12, 2007 1:28 PM
I like the guy in the background making Chinese fight sounds.
48. Sydney Bristol - July 12, 2007 1:31 PM
Does Superfish work for TMZ now?
He/She said:
The fight began when two random assholes decided to act as Rumer Willis' bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar.
TMZ/Harvey Said:
The fight began after two random jerks decided to act as Rumer Willis' bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar and then allegedly got violent with paparazzi.
Since it wasn't in quotes I assume Superfish is taking the credit? This kind of thing seems to be happening more frequently on here. I go to TMZ for the story and I come here for the pics and occasionally funny commentary. I'd like to keep it that way.
49. Thatcher - July 12, 2007 1:31 PM
Will someone get this FrANCH toast stick out of my ass? I'm hungry.
50. gigi - July 12, 2007 1:31 PM
I just wanna know who was yelling "what up my niggah" close to the end... what purpose was that serving?? lol and uh... #42 what is YOUR purpose here? unless you live in a vacuum in Antartica, drama like this is going down EVERYwhere on this planet, if not worse. Perhaps you just to see how the pretty letters looked when you hit the "post your comment" button
51. combustion8 - July 12, 2007 1:31 PM
@42
Ill be thinking about your comments on my way home from my 200k a year job, driving my S600 AMG and then maybe again tonight while banging my hot (and always giving) asian girlfriend.
52. kitty_kat - July 12, 2007 1:32 PM
I love how some people on here are saying that the paps got what he deserved when they are probably regulars on a celeb gossip site. Where do you think all the pictures and info come from? Its a job, people. It might not be the most glamorous but it still is a job! And do you think anyone would CARE about celebrities if it weren't for people like this guy?! Think before you type.
53. miss oblivious - July 12, 2007 1:32 PM
Whatever you do, don't click on Thatcher's link. Thats all he wants. He's been here before, and he just tries to get people all riled up so that they will click on his link. Just ignore him, like your supposed to ignore z girl, and all the other morons that post on here. They feed off attention; whether negative or positive.
54. youdado - July 12, 2007 1:34 PM
Well there are goods and bads to every job. You didn't expect the paparazzi to have it so easy, did you? they are in the business of annoying the living hell out of people, they are bound to be beat up from time to time, like it or not.
I really don't feel bad about the guy.
55. Sissy Spacek - July 12, 2007 1:35 PM
I am sorry to be a thorn in your side, I read and love your blog every day you post, but paparazzi is plural and the singular is paparrazzo. There was only one dude knocked out unconscious.
56. Thatcher - July 12, 2007 1:35 PM
i want some pancakes!!! USA is so fucking cool!!!
57. mafme - July 12, 2007 1:36 PM
Dear Douchebags,
If it weren't for the Paps making these people into fake celebrities, they wouldn't be celebrities, and there wouldn't be anything to talk about on these sites. The last thing that "stars" want is for people to ignore them.
58. Thatcher - July 12, 2007 1:36 PM
Oink oink! Piggy Americans. Too fat to do anything worthwhile. America hasn't given the world anything except McDonald's
59. FRIST!!! - July 12, 2007 1:38 PM
@2 I'm FRIST!!!
60. Sissy Spacek - July 12, 2007 1:38 PM
Sorry, that's Paparazzi is a plural term (paparazzo being the singular form[1][2]) for photographers who take candid photographs of celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Celebrities claiming to have been hounded by such photographers often use "paparazzi" as a pejorative term[3] while news agencies commonly use the word in a broader sense to describe all photographers who take pictures of people of note.[4]
And yes, I was that dork in school everyone hated, but secretly admired.
61. Conky - July 12, 2007 1:39 PM
Too bad that pap survived.
P.S. Those guys fight like girls.
Thanks
62. mafme - July 12, 2007 1:39 PM
Knock out expert needs to brush up on head trauma.
63. loser - July 12, 2007 1:40 PM
#51 is a queer with a small dick haha...
64. rincon - July 12, 2007 1:40 PM
The dude going crazy is defending his Pap "boy" on the ground who got rocked by the "bodyguards". He might seem like an inbred but in his defense, he's doing what he should
65. drewski - July 12, 2007 1:41 PM
#36
If YOU can't spell "hypocrite", YOU shouldn't be on this site. Try reading a dictionary sometime. It might help you out when you're trying to read the back of the fruit loop box.
66. mafme - July 12, 2007 1:44 PM
Sissy, you put the cat nip in "Pedantic"... me-ow... just saying I like hair-splitting, that's all.
67. Truth? you can't handle the truth! - July 12, 2007 1:44 PM
Press conference, December 12, 2005. On camera, in response to a direct question, Bush says there have been "more or less" 30,000 Iraqi casualties due to the US invasion and the insurgency that arose in response to it.
That was 2 1/2 years ago, and at the time it was widely considered to be an underestimate. International human rights monitoring agencies put the number much higher, and the best estimates today are well over 50,000. The vast majority have been "noncombatants" otherwise known as innocent civilians.
68. mafme - July 12, 2007 1:47 PM
Truth,
As trial by combat dictates, the Lord God Almighty will never allow an Innocent™ to be killed in battle-- hence, they all must have done something very sinful and were found guilty in a mass trial.
Amen.
69. FRIST!!! - July 12, 2007 1:48 PM
Oh hey...maybe I should try watching the video. I'm pretty bored.
70. rediculously stupid - July 12, 2007 1:49 PM
@60- oh, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Came up with that off the top of yer ol' head, eh?
Nice use of your interweb machine, dumbass.
71. Morticia - July 12, 2007 1:51 PM
Rumer Willis is a bow wow. End of story.
72. Desi Arnaz - July 12, 2007 1:53 PM
More of these guys need to be culled like that.
73. hydrog - July 12, 2007 1:53 PM
KVCRAWLER,
I live in this country numbnuts... besides, all you need is cable television to see how fucked up the people in this country (and world) are.
74. maeby - July 12, 2007 1:56 PM
This poor guy probably thought he was getting a picture of a real live gremlin, and instead it was Rumer Willis. Then he gets his ass kicked by her Potatohead posse… ?
Talk about having a bad day.
75. lambman - July 12, 2007 1:56 PM
Why would they want to take her picture anyways? She's the ugliest of the 3 girls by far
76. FRIST's Husband - July 12, 2007 1:57 PM
HEY FRIST!!!
77. bearandbu - July 12, 2007 1:58 PM
...she was really good as the star in that movie 'Mask' with Cher
78. my comment - July 12, 2007 1:59 PM
#65 Go to hell.
79. James - July 12, 2007 2:01 PM
First of all, if the Paparazzi can be excused for stalking and harassment, then the average guy on the street can be excused for throwing one to the ground. It isn't his fault they are fragile little creatures.
As for the dumbass who insinuated we are at war for oil...what oil? We have less, not more of it, since the war. Gas prices have sky rocketed...if Bush took all that oil, where is it? In his personal car? In his pocket?
What a dumbass.
80. Tim - July 12, 2007 2:11 PM
Best line is at the end of the vid..."Call an am-BU-lance, call an am-BU-lance."
81. scarphaze - July 12, 2007 2:12 PM
come on people. lets do a group blow job and then go out for mint chip ice cream.
I come to these sites to get away from Bush, Iraq, talk of death and deception.
stop harshing my gig.
82. booga1134 - July 12, 2007 2:14 PM
I love the stalkerazzi! Is this a hate crime against stalkerazzi? We need to protect these people. They provide a public service by making life hell for celebrities.
83. Nigga Leroy - July 12, 2007 2:16 PM
Seriously, who would even want to take a picture of Rumer Willis? Furthermore, who the fuck remembers or even cares who Rumer Willis is?
84. Thatcher - July 12, 2007 2:16 PM
My name is Thatcher and I suck limey cox. I am really jealous of how rich and successful you Americans are. I'm reminded of the shitty country I come from every day I wake up to my squalid 'flat' in the 'commons'. It's a crappy, rainy day as usual as I come home from my go-nowhere blue collar job. But I keep a stiff upper lip and continue on with my pointless life in a dismal, rainy country. I feel better about my miserable existance by going on an American created site called 'The Superficial' and harassing the people across the pond who have it so much better than us limey peasants. We now live in the shadow of the great British empire and just like the French, we resent you for surpassing us. I heretofore apologise for all my rude anti-American commentary
85. polypam - July 12, 2007 2:17 PM
Not sure if someone else addressed this since I didn't read all the comments, but Rumor Willis is going to Skybar? Since when was she old enough?
She's also fucking ugly as hell. But that's a whole n'other story.
I'm really quite disappointed in Demi & Bruce, I really through they'd be able to keep their kids in line.
86. missj - July 12, 2007 2:17 PM
@74 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAIGFJDPGOJPOJDFPJPDOGHAHAHAHA that is so hilarious
87. Voyeurs to the Stars - July 12, 2007 2:19 PM
#81 - I agree! Accidental nude shots of celebrities does it for me!
88. Chris - July 12, 2007 2:30 PM
NEXT ON FOX:
When Gay Street Fighters ATTACK!
89. norton - July 12, 2007 2:32 PM
While the paps are generally douche-bags NOBODY deserves to be laying on the asphalt convulsing... I feel bad for the guy.
90. Karl Dahlquist - July 12, 2007 2:34 PM
Paparazzi are scum anyway. When he stops convulsing maybe he can make a positive contribution to society...but I doubt it.
91. Flave - July 12, 2007 2:35 PM
Can't wait until I read about how one of these idiots finally gets himself killed. Only a matter of time...
92. Kamiki - July 12, 2007 2:44 PM
Rumer Willis is a STAR? In as much as what? My pet bumble bee is a star? SO like not a star at all?!
93. mafme - July 12, 2007 3:11 PM
You have a pet bumble bee?
94. Danklin24 - July 12, 2007 3:16 PM
Its fucking hilarious how many beaner photogs there are and none of them can say ambulance.
95. andrew - July 12, 2007 3:24 PM
He looked like he was doing a horizontal happy dance.
Seriously though, Christ. This just helps to prove my theory that every person in the entire world is an idiot.
96. KVCRAWLER - July 12, 2007 3:25 PM
hydrog,
You live here? and you think America is full of pigs? I just don't get it. and what do my nuts have to do with it?
97. t - July 12, 2007 3:41 PM
good bout time they got knocked the fuck out.. scum of earth they are.. the guy that hit him should be paid money
98. AngryAL - July 12, 2007 3:56 PM
umm I don't think you guys understand the video the guy yelling and screaming is a paparazzi he's the friend of the guy who got knocked the hell out hence he is screaming "which one of you took my boy down" I mean if your going to make comments try to at least know whats going on in the video
99. lkj - July 12, 2007 3:58 PM
If there were no paps then there would be no gossip websites. i love the paps. rumer is a douche.
100. kenny.in.iceland@hotmail.com - July 12, 2007 4:02 PM
who wants rumuer willis's photograph anyway? bitch is fug.
101. AngryAL - July 12, 2007 4:04 PM
"If there were no paps then there would be no gossip websites. i love the paps. rumer is a douche."
ya its pretty funny how people come on these blogs and complain about paps when they are the ones supporting them irony is lost on some people
102. wedgeone - July 12, 2007 4:23 PM
#48 - Take it from firsthand experience, Fish loves to take credit for stuff that he didn't find, didn't write, and didn't photograph. He should rename this site plagiarism.com
Anyone know where the name "Rumer" came from anyway? Was it because of a "Rumor" that Demi was pregnant?
103. Adolf Hitler - July 12, 2007 4:43 PM
People from California are pussies. I went there twice and every time it made me miss home (BTW Texas is the greatest state in the f'n union - hit me up if you disagree and I'll come kick your ass). In a state where that many grown men where make up, it's not surprising this guy never learned how to fight. I propose we drop nukes in downtown Hollywood and Baghdad simultaneously.
104. hollaback - July 12, 2007 5:04 PM
#10 that is exactly what I was thinking. The video was disturbing because someone is convulsing in the background. I am ashamed that the shouts of call an ambu-LANCE cracked me up. What is with the little girl slaps? Who fights like that?
I'm getting bitch slapped call an ambu-LANCE!
105. Spence - July 12, 2007 5:12 PM
There is something worse than paparazzi....its called CELEBS.
Beat up a celeb today!
106. Shaun Diamonds - July 12, 2007 5:17 PM
Haha spark a celeb competition IS ON!
107. deluxxe - July 12, 2007 5:19 PM
if i were a pap i would hire a bodyguard to deal with douche bags like those whimps.
108. Shaun Diamonds - July 12, 2007 5:23 PM
Why is he shouting "You took down my boy" or whatever if he is the one that knocked him out anyway?
109. LivewireT - July 12, 2007 5:33 PM
Well all I can make out of them saying is "ooga booga, ooga booga!" If u don't believe me, watch again.
#48-- Take it from firsthand experience, Fish loves to take credit for stuff that he didn't find, didn't write, and didn't photograph. He should rename this site plagiarism.com
My thoughts exactly
110. LivewireT - July 12, 2007 5:33 PM
Well all I can make out of them saying is "ooga booga, ooga booga!" If u don't believe me, watch again.
#48-- Take it from firsthand experience, Fish loves to take credit for stuff that he didn't find, didn't write, and didn't photograph. He should rename this site plagiarism.com
My thoughts exactly
111. Yeliz - July 12, 2007 5:36 PM
people are stupid
112. Paparazzi fags - July 12, 2007 5:38 PM
Good maybe that guy will go get a fucking life. What a fuckng bunch fags.
113. MC Pee Pants - July 12, 2007 5:45 PM
@ 98. Exactly. Guess we're the only two that actually watched the video. Everyone else is obsessed with getting into a political debate.
114. Italian Stallion - July 12, 2007 5:57 PM
I had sex with a vegetable once. They told me to feed Terry Schiavo steak through a tube. I misunderstood...........
115. Brad - July 12, 2007 7:18 PM
Hahahahahahaha. I agree with #13 and hope that this becomes a common occurrence. Fuck the douchebag paparazzi.
116. shosho - July 12, 2007 7:43 PM
No way, the papparrazzi have the right to take photos in a public place. I'm sick to death of these asshole celebrities complaining about the papparazzi...if it weren't for them you wouldn't be fucken famous!! Fuck you! I hope the 2 men involved with this fight get put in jail and forcefed inmates feces. They are worthless humans.
117. Someguy - July 12, 2007 8:32 PM
who gives a shit !!!
118. Jebus - July 12, 2007 8:32 PM
Good! More people should beat these useless paps. Smear 'em good! It shouldn't even be a crime.
119. shawn - July 12, 2007 10:14 PM
too funny
120. frankiedue - July 12, 2007 11:03 PM
who the hell is rumor willis?
121. JB - July 12, 2007 11:51 PM
Why is post #5 (Thatcher) so ready to provide commentary, then links to a gay porn site and hides behind a privacy filter: Thatcher's WhoIs. Weak. I recommend to superficial readers to hack the hell out of that lame site. Your discourse is *so important*... when you are hiding behind a curtain. I used to do that, too, when I was 4 and had poopy in my pants.
122. JB - July 12, 2007 11:52 PM
Here's Thatcher's WhoIs:
http://who.godaddy.com/WhoIsVerify.aspx?domain=lemonparty.org&prog_id=godaddy
123. francesca - July 13, 2007 12:38 AM
Rumer Willis is a fucking dyke. All ugly and nothing else.
124. jacknasty - July 13, 2007 12:46 AM
Isn't Rummer trying to turn herself into "a star"...perhaps she should consider spending time with people who can handle having their picture taken.
I bet Bruce and Demi are both ashamed.
125. Volcan - July 13, 2007 1:07 AM
I was more offended by the comments than that guy getting his skull caved in, this stuff happens welcome to the real world.
126. jugzor - July 13, 2007 1:36 AM
I fucking love the internets
127. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 13, 2007 8:48 AM
never have I zeen uglier
kidz..then Demi Moorez
and what ztupid namez
zhe gave them...
and zhe iz not a ztar..
Y would they want a
pic of her nazty face?
128. jen - July 13, 2007 11:06 AM
AAAHHH! KRAZIHOTTKELLI IS BACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
129. Sprite - July 13, 2007 12:15 PM
Huh?
130. BaldAsBritney - July 13, 2007 1:23 PM
Getting beat up by some hollywood douche while trying to take a picture of a mongoloid is just about the saddest thing I've ever seen.
I hope buddy died because after that there ain't no point in living.
131. JrsyGrl - July 13, 2007 1:57 PM
That's really disturbing.
132. Dude - July 13, 2007 4:42 PM
Since when is Rumor Willis considered a "star"? She should be kissing the ass of anyone willing to take her fug pic. Talk about a useless waste of celebritydom.
133. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 13, 2007 4:47 PM
Jen, kizz my
fuckin azz, bitch!!!!!
134. ACOD - July 13, 2007 7:24 PM
Hitting paparazzo should be legal and encouraged. As for the man on the ground, in the words of Ivan Drago "If he dies, he dies".
135. sup - July 13, 2007 7:44 PM
Would you believe..?
I seriously read this that Rumer Willis was RUN OVER by the paparazzi.
I was thinking WTF? And wouldn't this have been on the news lol
Too bad. She is fug. She looks like bitch too.
136. Anna1985 - July 13, 2007 9:39 PM
yeah that really bothers me. That faggot needs to get his ass beat for making that poor photog convulse like that. I'd fuck him up myself.
137. Anna1985 - July 13, 2007 9:54 PM
I mean really, what kind of loser gets his kicks from pretending to be some 12 year old's bodyguard? Many have called the photog a loser because he's a part of a large group, with a majority of it made up of losers...yet when I weigh the situation I see a man making money trying to snap some photos of a famous person at an event. As photographers have been doing in LA for over 60 years. Then some over agressive jack-lard-I mean jackass just up and attacks him when he gets a little carried away with the imaginary persona he's taken on. What a fucking freak. Someone took play time a little to far there... I say reality check as inmate 9858966 at the jail Paris visited a couple week ago. Some SERIOUS justice needs to be applied here.
138. Me - July 14, 2007 2:10 AM
Look, when your job is to take pictures of celebrities you pretty much deserve to get your ass beat randomly. I mean look, it's a worthless profession, contribute something positive to the world or get your head bounced off the pavement.
Hopefully this discourages would-be gossip hounds. I'll be the first to admit that I'd miss laughing at people on thesuperficial but it's a fair trade, there are plenty of entertaining things to do on the internet.
139. jess - July 14, 2007 4:39 AM
THAT IS DISGUSTING.....FAMOUS=PAPARAZZI.....IF THEY DON'T LIKE ATTENTION STAY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMES WITH THE TERRITORY...BTW THE GUYS RUSHING TO SCENE ARE MONDRIAN SECURITY..THEY SUCK..I ONCE WAS THERE DURING A FIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T BE ANY LESS HELPFUL OR RUDE....
140. Jess - July 14, 2007 4:41 AM
DEMI AND BRUCE...LOCK HER UP...SHE IS GOING TO REHAB NEXT
141. Poster1001 - July 14, 2007 5:56 AM
Hahahahaha, those idiots deserve it. Someone should just take photos of him convulsing and post them all over the covers of tabloids. There really is nothing positive about what the paparazzi do...well, except the odd time that we get to see them convulsing on the ground when karma comes collecting. Those times make me smile.
142. erik - July 14, 2007 11:10 AM
Uggh, he got his ass kicked by a guy wearing jorts. That's embarassing enough as it is. Was it a Kevin Smith look-alike contest?
143. ToTellTheTruth - July 14, 2007 5:31 PM
A "star"?? Really? Since WHEN? Last time I even seen this chic in a movie was when she was with her mom demi in that stripper movie. Shit she isn't a fucking "star", she's just got PARENTS that are "stars".
144. Jumpy - July 14, 2007 9:22 PM
How's that asphalt taste you scumfuck pap?
I couldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut if the fight was over JimBob's second cousin from Podunk. If the paps are getting wrecked it's good.
Paparazzi are subhuman. Watch that wigger one chest bumping and shouting out "that's mah boi!". It should be legal to tazer them then drive right over their twitching forms. Then hit reverse and give them one more for good measure.
145. Robb - July 15, 2007 7:28 AM
The best is the dude going "What up my Nigga! What up my Nigga!" That was fucking killing me.
Also my cousin has epilepsy, and either that was a fake convulsion, or that dude has the metabolism of a fucking rock. I have never seen anyone convulse that lazily.
146. asfsfd - July 15, 2007 9:28 AM
watch the guy in the tan shirt throw punches...ive never seen anything so pathetic, then he walks around like he's fuckin king shit
id love to push that asshole right into a ditch filled with aids needles
147. saddsa - July 15, 2007 9:30 AM
also, ANYONE who calls there friends "their boys", or "my boy" is a fuckin faggot
148. joe mahma - July 15, 2007 12:10 PM
Jebus, TMZ must hire monkeys to shoot this stuff.
149. E. Norma Stitz - July 16, 2007 12:04 AM
Anyone who calls that fat most certainly is attracted to 8 year old girls. Fuckin pedos!
150. E. Norma Stitz - July 16, 2007 12:05 AM
How the hell that post got sent to this thread is anyones guess!
151. Bitch - July 16, 2007 11:37 AM
@68 Are you fucing braindead,people like you are the reason for the nazis gas chembers, and I don't want to give you a response in the traditional sense so much as I want to give you a hatchet wound on your face. You're an idiot on so many levels, that I feel almost overwhelmed. Science can learn a lot from someone this stupid.
152. Miss Kitty - July 16, 2007 5:00 PM
Who cares about Rumer Willis? Demi's career is non-existent. Ashton Kutcher is no-talent dweeb. The only family member with any game is Big Daddy Bruce.
153. Second Amendment - July 17, 2007 6:00 AM
This is the kind of crap you gotta put up with when the government (CA) tells you you're now allowed to carry a gun to protect yourself from trash like this.
154. chill - July 19, 2007 4:02 PM
Looked like girls fighting in the street. You call this vicious? They guy is a big ferry if he couldn't take that punch. That shows you that we no longer have too many real men in this country.