Jul 3 2007Nicole Richie unofficially officially pregnant

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fucking dirty whore bitch, trash bag, cum filled rag mother fucker!

"When she gives birth it's just gonna be a pile of cigarette ash and used condoms."

Credit due, that was amusing.

Seriously, who would fuck this nasty skank? Her BF should be killed.

That HAS to be physically impossible...

#4: Have you SEEN her boyfriend? YY chromosome with extreme prejudice.

Give her a chance. She might be a caring, loving mama

she should have listened to jrzmommy. Not only will that not keep her out of jail, she will be so tied down with the kid just like Britney....

If she's really pregnant, there are two possibilities: she blimps out well beyond her maximal weight during her fattie days, or she leaves a red spot with a little gristle in it on the couch during the next month or so.

She'll have to hire a wet nurse once the kid is born. I'm sure anorexics can't breastfeed, but then again, I also read somewhere that they can't get pregnant either. This is very strange indeed. I always thought she looks like an alien.

I wash i was that skinny...

At least they know how to take care of heroin babies in prison.

I hope she is not pregnant! That poor child!

She's probably trying to get another reality TV show. I bet it'll be picked up by the "E" channel on cable. Wait until they start shooting and one day the star of the show is suddenly floating in the toilet...

This will be the unhealthiest kid ever born, if it even lives. Oh well, Twitney's kids will have a playmate now when their mother and Richie go out clubbing every night.

Well, there goes another Hollywood body that will be streched out of proportion and permenantly scared!

@11 if you are going to troll me check your trolling before you send it. My spelling and typos are bad enough, but my troll is supposed to be better than that.

oh my god.. nicole richie is a clone of the olsen twins!!

Unless she swallowed a bowling ball, she definately looks preggo in these pics.

Hey Jimbo - you're a brave soul! You've got KraziKelli all hot for you (Michelle Rodriguez thread). I didn't think any guy here would have that type of courage!

@18 Didn't you know she was their mother? She had the twins when she was very young

Condom Man sends 1,000 condoms to Nicole Richie

http://www.condomman.com/061907.php

nicole richie has really cute style. wait, her stylist has really cute style. either way, she definitely looks pregnant. im sure it would have been aborted if the jail thing wasnt an issue. oh how tragic it must be to be a celebrity. not. she wont go to jail im sure of it.

ps. this is 'the superficial' so i'll be it. i have that exact balenciaga bag!

FIRST.....you bitches!!!!

Nicole Nicole

she is not healthy to have kids

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@20 Susan - Thanks I missed it. The stupid little bitch has ripped on my before. Have you seen my troll in action. Kind of a quiet day for her. She was on a roll the other day.

This kid will be hanging out with Britney's spawn in about 20 years.......raising hell, drinking, and smoking their way into the record books.

She's probably faking a pregnancy to cover up her eating disorder. As she get's closer to her due date she'll grow panicked to produce a child, and then abduct a pregnant woman and steal the unborn baby from her womb. Then she'll have an exclusive 8 page spread with Vanity Fair of her and Joel smiling with their asian baby, and tell the magazine that she dropped the baby weight with pilates.

Well, she'll be eating for tw... uh 1.3?

Now I feel better. Buttuglykelli was ripping on my troll not me.

OHMYGOD PEOPLE, let's get to the bigger issue here.

She is supposed to be such a fashionplate and she is wearing UGGS???

WTF?

In her case, an abortion would only require a paperclip, not a coathanger.

Nicole is in training for her new role as an Ethiopian villager

wait a minute....he's a girl??

she is probably not pregnant just swallowed one too many olives...

@32 OMG YOU SAW THAT TOO. I thought I was the only one that caught that faux pas. What is she thinking wearing UGGS in July?

She's eating for two now, so for lunch she had 6 grapes and 2 cans of diet coke

32: The uggs are to soothe her swollen (from pregnancy) feet. Pretty soon she'll be wearing mom jeans with Keds.

@35 You so funny

My god. She's so thin she was showing at 30 minutes.

Uggs are quite fashionable her in Los Angeles in July, particularly if your from the valley.

What did A-Rod's wife's shirt say? and where are the pictures of Nick & 'Nessa??

She's not even that skinny anymore. Hardly anorexic. Thin but not unhealthy.

Nice plagiarism, Superficial. You suck.
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June 15, 2007
Nicole Richie is pregnant

16. Posted by Bern on June 15, 2007 11:19 AM
No child could survive in there. Her uterus is probably just full of cigarette ash and condom wrappers.

OK...

Nina why didn't you list the URL for your pro-ana site?

Fuck all of you, I think she's hot. I'd have her sit on my face and I'd lick her pussy until she orgasmed so hard she spontaneously aborted into my mouth. Then I'd swallow and kiss her while junior bits were still dribbling down my chin. That's love, baby.

Hey Nina - WHy not hot photos of you on your blog?

I think C-Rods shirt said "Fuck You"...?

@49 Yes it did and I think most of us would

it won't even be a baby, just a giant pile of cigarette ash and used condoms.

I've heard that joke already. I think by a commenter.

ahhhhh....thank you, #45.

I thought the caption was very familiar, but assumed the Fish was recycling (again).

Now all is crystal clear.

if so, that commenter got berned

#53-HA! I loves me some bad puns.

#53, Hahahahaha
I didn't see #45

'sup Frist?

Hey Mrs T - I have not seen you in a while. How have you been?

sup!!!

Why Hello Jimbo!

I haven't been around since summer break kicked in....it's nonstop outdoor activity time.

All is excellent-the summer sex life has kicked in in my home and Mr. T and I are both in wonderful spirits.

How are you?

Won't the kid just grow to adulthood inside her tightened skin and digest/excrete her bones and organs and muscles over time?

that homo from good charlotte is set for life.
he got the right chick preggo and that trust fund will enable his poser wanna be punk rock band to continue on

Everything is great with me. FRIST and I are getting married!!!

I am glad to hear the sex life has kicked in. If it takes a slide again, I am always here to help.

Why do people think she's so ugly? She's prettier than Paris.

Nina - is that saying much? Why are you so mystified by these people?

I second #48, NINA why no hot photos of you on your blog? I would love to see what you look like seeing as you idolize disgustingly thin women...

I'm fat actually. I have a bikini pic I can link to.

@65 Thank you troll

Congrats to the both of you, Jimbo.

Now I must tend to my vegetable grilling-have a good night!

And Nina? Bring on the fat bikini pics!!!! Are you just kinda chunky, or real "roll her in flour and look for the wet spot" fat?

you're welcome

OMG!!!
im gonna be an aunt!

Christ it was 104 @ 5 pm yesterday in sherman oaks !!! I guess if you have NO body fat to keep you warm you need winter boots in July !!! UGG is RIGHT on SO MANY LEVELS!!!

The embryo must be having more weight as Nicole Richie herself by now.This baby is going to be a real survivor growing up in a womb what's similar to a dry starved African country.

104 degrees...so that's why all the vals have been trashing Malibu with their McDonalds wrappers lately.

i knew a stripped once that was as skinny as Nicole, and she had a miscarriage cuz it was impossible for someone that small to carry a child.

maybe nicole will take care of herself a lil more than the stripper did... but i doubt it.

its 118 degrees here today.

and supposed to be for at least 3 consecutive days.

im going to die.

Go ahead and die, just stay outta Malibu Lebowski!

Having your womb filled with an embryo isn't the same as having your stomach filled! eat something silly,pigheaded girl!

that dumb whore. but come guys, let's not be quick to judge. she may not treat herself the best, but she can make a decent mother. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt

#2 - then you're claiming to have actually met her?

...and infertile women everywhere SCREAM and curse at the Lord!

of course a marriage after six months of dating and a pregnancy lasts forever. DUMBASSES

That is going to be one ugly and unhealthy baby. She will claim to be stressed and forget to feed the kid just like she forgets to eat. FREAK!

@#80... Indeed we do.

Isn't it possible she just has a quato?

#84 - Nope. Not barrel-chested enough.

It's totally tragic. But on a much more normal pregnancy note, Christina Aguilera told E! News today that she is preggers, too. Wow, two announcements in one day.

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i like her. she may be a vacuous airhead with no purpose but at least she dresses well. she looks happy to be pregnant anyway so good for her

Her pelvis is going to shatter

I think it's funny that Joel and his brother both said they were going to wait until marriage to have sex. SO, he goes from not have sex with Hill, to getting Nicole pregnant. nice

Notice how Nicole Richie is always holding food, but looks like she never eats it? I bet her baby will come out looking like a twig because she will have starved it.

6 months dating, then get pregnant, then marry real soon. Seems so well thought-out and planned..

Her ass already looks like it's lactating.
I must admit, I love her boots!

I think shes gonna put the weight on again, which will be better for her in the long run, she's only kept it off with drug use.

#92 Are you insane? What is it with these women and the way they dress? Just throw on any old smock and put on a pair fugly boots and call it good? Good God!!!

I'm with the others. Way to go on the plagiarism. Ass hat.

How is she famous anyways??

91, I've known people that have dne that and stayed together for 20 years.

68, I'm not really fat, but I'm not model thin either. I'm normal I guess but I wish I were thinner.

FIRST you putas

Also I'm not really going to post my bikini pics but I mean it's not like they're hard to find on the forum. Also my blog does have hot pics. How can you not consider pics of Marisa Miller in a bikini hot?

I doubt she's pregnant, she's just too skinny, I doubt she's fertile anymore. Her swollen tummy is probably protein deficiency, you know like you see on malnourished children.

She's not even that skinny anymore. Her legs look nice toned and healthy. She;s still thin but far from unhealthy. I've seen thinner people get pregnant.

I hate the way she's dressed here, it's horrible.

I went to a palm reader last night. She said that I had a long life with lots of men in it, and that I was considering having a sex change operation in a couple years. I guess she could see that I love silk panties against my dick and lovely lace bras on my small tits. She also said that I will never get married, that I will back out at the last minute because I'm really a girl.

Nicole, you are stupid to have a baby. Didn't someone tell you that this world is not fit for children. What kind of future would it have with you as a herion mother? I hope that this is a lie and if it is, I have a big dick that you can suck anytime, anywhere.

Jimbo
Let me know if you really do get a sex change operation. I think the idea of it is making me hot just thinking about you being hid out in a girls body. Love it.

Just what we need- someone who can't even feed themselves being responsible for taking care of another person. AWESOME!

Lesbians having a baby ?

One minute she's white as a sheet another pic she's black as the ace of spades, are you sure Jackson's not her dad?

Great. Another hollywood crackbaby who'll be propped in front of the TV while mommy gets her party on.

I'm surprised Nicole's gyno didn't think to perform a quick tubal ligation during a pap smear visit. I could see Nicole in the stirrups, going "What the fuck! Why does this pap smear hurt like a bitch?"

a P.S. I just read in Wikipedia: It has been widely reported that he was a drummer who worked with Lionel Richie and her biological mother was a backstage assistant for Lionel.
Father drummer, mother backstage assistant and she's a Socialite. What is the world coming too. I'm the Queen of England :P

@111. If only it was true... Hail to the Queen

Would you be a sexy queen ?.... <.<

#42

That's sad. So sad. Uggs have been "out" for about two years now. Not in July, in October, or even February...out out out!

Thank god I live in New York. No one is being caught dead in them anymore here. And if they are, we know they're a tourist. From LA.

Judging from these cmments your parents didn't do too good of a job on you guys either.

Hey, at least she can puke regularly without having to stick her fingers down her throat.

I know that there must be a dick under there somewhere. She does really look like a guy.
That's right, she likes to lick assholes. She needs to call me soon.

Anyone watch "My name is Earl" last season? Because this is the plot line Joy used to stay out of jail too. REAL ORIGINAL

How could she be pregnant? I mean it's a well known fact that anno's don't even have periods.

I call bullshit on this.

You guys are blind. Look at her legs, they don't look anorexic to me.

Dude, Nina, you're SICK. You're sitting here monitoring the comments on a website that MAKES FUN OF CELEBRITIES, defending your precious Nicole. What has she ever done for you besides making you feel like you're too fat or too ugly? Judging from your comments and the photos on your pathetic blog, we all KNOW that you WISH you had the willpower to become anorexic. Good luck with that!

You say "Judging from these cmments your parents didn't do too good of a job on you guys either". Better look to YOUR OWN parents as well, seeing as their daughter has a blog full of model photos & wants to be skeletal herself. There is nothing more sad than a girl who thinks Nicole Richie is worthy of idolization. If you weren't so annoying, I'd feel sorry for you.

Oh, and learn to proof read. This isn't grammar school.

#120 Oh yeah those are some healthy looking big girl legs alright. Once an Anno always an Anno. No way she's preganant.

besides her boyfriend's a chick.

I'm surprised she's even FERTILE at that weight, don't you stop having periods once you loose a certain amount of body fat? She needs to gain weigh or she's not going to have a very healthy child.

I don't "wish" I were anorexic. I want to lose like 10 pounds, wow big deal. Seriously I'm not saying Nicole is at a normal weight, she is still very thin, but not like anorexic. I know girls that thin that don't suffer from eating disorders and plenty of them at that. If you look at pictures of her from last year her legs were TINY and now they don't look NEARLY as bad. She has def. gained weight and is above the unhealthy level. She still needs to gain another 15 pounds to look attractive again but at least she's not unhealthy. And I don't smoke or drink so my parents did a pretty good job on me. I'm more into ashion and models than regular girls my age but that's nothing out of the ordinary. Actually if you visit fashion forums there are plenty of girls my age there. And I spend like no more than an hour on my blog a week. And for the record NONE of the models on my blog or anorexic. The thinnest model I think I've posted on there is Gemma Ward and I do not idiolize her for her thin frame. Most of the models I post on there are thin but far from unhealthy. I like toned, well-proportioned women or at least well-proportioned women.If you take a look at the girls on my blog for the most part they have boobs. Marisa Miller is def. not anorexic.

Also the reason I check back here so often is because it's night and raining here and Superfish hasn't posted anythig new and I'm bored.

oh, there's a forum that goes with this bitch nest? this is like the greatest day ever

I'm happy for her. I hope she doesnt get an abortion right after she gets out of jail.

What are the chances that she'll have a daughter who grows up to be an ungrateful, unproductive freak with an eating disorder and is multi-addicted? Nature or nurture? Hmmmm.........

You people are sick, take the log out of your own eye before a splinter in someone elses. Do you not have anything better to do that talk s#*t about other people's lives. Get a life!

never believed there will be this day when nicole richie gets pregnant before paris hilton. maybe been in jail lowers sex libido thus decreases the need to mate for paris so nicole beat her to it.

thats just my hypothesis.

richie is merely an overgrown adolescence herself.don't think a baby should be raising another baby,would be like the blind fuc*in the blind.

i think its wonderful that she is pregnant! everyone has their rocl bottom-no matter who are- and hopefuly this is hers!!!!
"when god wans something good done on earth, he sends a baby and then...he waits."
my prayers are certainly with her!!!!!!!!

Oh wow I am going to take it that everyone here who posted something negative is perfect and never made any mistakes in their lives. If I am not mistaken that is how everyone learns is by making mistakes. This girl is being attacked because they put her mistakes in the lime light, but if they would put her accomplishments & positives in the paper everyone would be congratulating her. Hmmm... I really hope your kids dont ever make any mistakes because it would be terrible to have no one to turn to for help.

I guess it is a really good thing we all live here in the USA where we can all have our own opinions.

If Nicole is reading these please remember everyone has an opinion but now matter what that is all it is an OPINION! God is the only one who gets to judge us on judgement day I am sure so keep your head up & know no ones opinions matter except for yours & GOD's

"He who is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone"

she's so skinny